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@kingkuroneko7253

4 жыл бұрын

"Ball drop"

@seedrank_a

4 жыл бұрын

Ads > million mid rolls

@PamperedPetz

4 жыл бұрын

list25 That was somewhere buried in my brain💥‼️😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣👍To Mike and Tristan ‼️🎉🎈🎊‼️At least the hands weren’t put behind them on the um jacket⁉️The Cage reminds me of what Michael J Fox said in B.T.F.3. His ... uncle behind Bars better get used to them‼️Wow‼️

@cookyanimal

4 жыл бұрын

Cool beans! Thanks!

The Batman pistol is epic, I particularly like the butt plug water fill point :)

There was a child chemistry set from the 50's that included Uranium in it. Fun times :)

@suthinscientist9801

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad new safety regulations make life less fun!

@theresasayanara5565

4 жыл бұрын

They used to have the most dangerous toys back then. The click clack toy with the 5 lbs plastic balls that if you didn't know how bad it hurt figured it out but hey they were cheap. The cheap metal wheeled skates, and they were never oiled so they could get stuck and send you face first to kiss the curb. Organic chem kits that teens were making bathtub crank with. Betty Croker ovens no oven mitts. I do think that the times are turning this generation into a bunch of pussies! wearing helmets ok, brains are important! I see suburban snoty kids that have pads all over their body . Don't go play outside . Creative, using their right sides of their brains. When i was little none of us were allowed until the street lights came on. Now little faces, with minds that are starving to create, let loose are busy all entranced with cell phones. "No longer were the people ever look up at the sky. They're faces were too busy staring down staring at the machine "(1984 G. Orwell).

@patrickwhatsittoyou8059

4 жыл бұрын

@@theresasayanara5565 lol remember those lawn darts? Hell you are so right, especially when you see parents out with their kids on leashes or what not. It is ridiculous times we are living in, I used to play with cap guns all the time as a kid and I was born in 1987. These days are boring for kids. Go break a bone, stub a toe, SOMETHING!

@theresasayanara5565

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickwhatsittoyou8059 Lawn darts , with the word " lawn" I have a hard time with deadly toys. More like a huge h20 bill. And the spring in NYC. Haha. Really how can you know happiness, in it's most honest form. How can you say that you are content when you never known disconnect. Joe Blow and Skylar Lunch Meat need to get a realistic approach and throw the TVs off the condo rooftop. Unplug and learn how much pain and suffering there is beyond the suburban green lawns. Kids don't need to have so much info bombarding their developing minds. Throw the brats out of the house after homework and don't let them in till the street lights are dimmed!

@karyannfontaine8757

4 жыл бұрын

I really wanted one, but my parents bought me a microscope instead.

Is this what happens when My Little Pony can't pay the light bills anymore? 🤣🤣 I almost spit my coffee everywhere!!!

@roseprevost8081

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was celestia's side hustle.

@Rkenton48

4 жыл бұрын

By far the sexiest little pony I've ever seen. Wonder how many big brothers 'borrowed' it from their little sisters for, um, grooming?

The Unicorn impaling a mime, makes me want one REALLY bad. Just wish there was also a clown victim.

@alittleofthisandalittleoft2514

4 жыл бұрын

Search for it on Google they have them on alot of sites

@onwego1946

4 жыл бұрын

coulrophobia?

@HemlockRidge

4 жыл бұрын

@@onwego1946 Oh yes. But I'm not out of control, I don't run away shrieking or anything. I just think they're super creepy (maybe not Red Skelton, or Emmett Kelly). And I know a guy who is a Mime. He is one of the biggest Assh*les I've ever had the misfortune to know. So double down on the aversion.

The Lovely Straight Jacket and Funny Cage would make the perfect combination for some little rugrats I know. That Cyclops Brain car would be perfect for a bumper car.

For all the haters who say having Mike on screen, this list wouldn't have been even close to the same without him. I laughed so hard due to the delivery of many of these. It took something downright creepy and made it very entertaining

@donnavivian9431

7 ай бұрын

I love Mike, I just hate the long intro.

I'm surprised you didn't mention lawn darts. I don't know who came up with that idea, but they had to be high. My cousins actually had the Midge doll. Not only that, it was passed down through 6 of my cousins and 3 of my nieces, and is still being passed down to this day. Lastly, if my father had known about the children's straight jacket, he would have ran out to the toy store and bought it immediately.

@mtlnascarfan

Жыл бұрын

I had a set of lawn darts when I was a kid, but we only played it with adults when we were young. When we were in our teens, we were smart enough to not mess around with them and play with them responsibly.

@sussekind9717

Жыл бұрын

@@mtlnascarfan A responsible approach.

"Unicorns of Mayhem" is a good name for a band.

We had clackers. Swing them around without knocking out a tooth or eye lol! I may have chipped a tooth.

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they were MEANT to be used as weapons...

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

@@President_Starscream My friends all think my scars are from old suicide attempts...

@stephaniehamilton6217

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know how many times I nearly knocked myself out with those damn things!

@ahuddleston6512

4 жыл бұрын

My cuz had those. I got hit with them so many times.

@MimiJoys

4 жыл бұрын

They took Clackers off the shelves because they were exploding and shards were flying into eyes. I however, loved my clackers. Although, after the 3rd report of someone shattering theirs and losing another eye, my dad took them away from me. 🤣

"Sock'em Bop'em more fun than a pillow fight" #memories

In 1953, when I was 3 years old, I had a jack in the box. When the crank was tuned, it played Pop Goes the Weasel. The initial times when the jack popped out it frighted me. When I knew what would happen, it was fun.

Mike: "I just broke the 4th wall" Me: There's a 4th wall with list 25?

*SOCKER BOPPERS! SOCKER BOPPERS! They're more than than a pillow fight!* I freaking LOVE these things!

No. 12: "They got green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty back camels and chimpanzee but they ain't got no killer Unicorns."

@keithhanley7796

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, the Irish Rovers would be SO proud!!!

@alittleofthisandalittleoft2514

4 жыл бұрын

Yes they do search The Avenging Unicorn on Google. They also have a Narwhal lol.

Little Miss No Name makes me feel sad

@ThePinkDragon

4 жыл бұрын

poor doll

@geekinutopia5899

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like she came from a place like San Francisco where the democrats have enacted so many zoning ordinances that many people can't afford to live there!

@janicetrent9694

4 жыл бұрын

My sister had one. It was sad. You put her hand up and she is begging.

@karyndewit193

3 жыл бұрын

That doll is creepy!

Where's the My Little Pony Glue Factory? Worst team up of Elmer's and Hasbro

@MasterOfViewership

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's a real thing?

I had those inflatable boxing gloves as i kid i remember me and my siblings beating the crap out of each other eith them ooh those where the fun days lol

@SuviTuuliAllan

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, how cute! I envy you.

@mrmike2119

4 жыл бұрын

We had real boxing gloves. My cousin/brother (long story) also had a two inch reach advantage over me. Still had fun and remain pals.

@memawknowsbest4978

4 жыл бұрын

They still make them, I bought my grandkid the Bop Bag for Christmas

@4thdoctor284

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmike2119 So you had a Cousin Sibling too I take it. Did you have an Uncle Dad ?

What's wrong with Dr. Drill & Fill? I had one. Kids like to play grown up. No one thinks twice about Doctor playsets or miniature tool boxes/belts etc. This toy was the same thing.

@nkat5927

4 жыл бұрын

Just a hunch, but it might be the name. Sounds kinda like it would be more fun for adults.

@laurabeane8862

4 жыл бұрын

Given some of today's toys are McDonald's and Starbucks Barbie, I'd rather they'd played with toys that had them aspire to be a dentist, or a chemist...

One I loved from my era that would NEVER go over today was "Time Bomb"! A round, cartoonish bomb that you wound up the "fuse" and it ticked as you toss it around like hot potato! The one that lost the game is the one it "exploded" on by making a loud banging sound!

Tristan should get a raise

The facebank has an expression that screams: "MOISTURIZE ME!"

@drakawinkle584

4 жыл бұрын

OMG I thought the same thing. Lol

@robertmcghintheorca49

4 жыл бұрын

I hope there aren't any dangerous Doctor Who toys.

I had one of those kidding easy ovens that really baked stuff..once I baked a small cake it came with..in my bedroom...afterwards I came home from school and the easy oven had um mysteriously disappeared lol

Jack in the box are for parents when the play with their kids anywhere from birth to probably 2 or so. The kids enjoy the anticipation of Jack popping out of the box.

1:24 - Teaching child abuse with a toy? That's sure to end well, NOT!

"That's not a part of the internet you go to!" Hahahaha Tristan

The avenging unicorn would actually make my miniature Wednesday Addams 7 year old glow with disturbing satisfaction...

@terryenby2304

4 жыл бұрын

And the brain car!!! Oh gosh I hope she never sees this video lol

@terryenby2304

4 жыл бұрын

And the dentist...

When I asked my niece if she would like the cabbage patch doll she screamed and said, "No those eat you!" I did buy one just for the novelty of the thing.

A Saturday video? This is something special.

Wow, that pregnant baby doll is horrifying. Just horrifying.

List 25 on a Saturday, noice, glad I watched it just in case it was a mistake and Tristan decides to pull it

Moon shoes were awesome. And when coupled with sockum boppers, they were extra awesome

I loved my jack in the box when I was a kid. My brother's gave my Betsy Wetsy red Kool aid. That was intrestiñg. It was suppose to scare me but I was mad because my mother would not let me give her Kool aid anymore. Lol

Well I'm fairly certain I've cracked the code on the early awakening of sociopaths & psychopaths...it all started with one or more of these toys 😱🤯. When I was a kid, our toys were weird but these are creepy AF

4:23 That doll is starring into my soul! Cover it's eyes!

You guys are my fav to watch on here.. Mike your my guy.. Tristan is hilariously awkward. I love your dude humour.. Keep them coming guys

Hey, my kids have Dr. Drill n Fill. It's not THAT bad

@laurabeane8862

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr? The newer ones even had the pretend drill with the buzzy sound😃

Come to think of it, the cage would be a great disciplinary tool to teach children the real world adult consequences of breaking the law! You break the law, you go to prison!

Thank you for uploading on a Saturday, Mike

Smh... What are these people thinking? Let me drop that first word, are these people thinking?

I loved my moon shoes!

Hey - my friends and I had lawn darts, realistic looking cap guns, BB guns, pellet guns, and long metal sliding boards that got hot as blazes in the sun but were great if you first rubbed them down with wax paper to go faster. We had wooden-set in concrete jungle gyms and other things that could cause serious bodily injury....and I learned how to ride my bike in a dirt road. Seriously though, the baby having a baby??? That and Mindy are the worst. “I just want somebody to love me,” some pregnant teenaged girls whom I taught would say. I’d hold my tongue but always wanted to say “get a dog!”

@snippyJ

2 жыл бұрын

We kids were WAY tougher back in the day....

I'm sitting here watching this video and giggling, but when the Batman squirt gun came up I thought I was going to piss myself laughing. Thanks a bunch, you made my whole day with this! LMAO

Wonderful!! I actually loved my jibber jabber, he made me so happy. I could flap him about when I wanted some conversation but didn’t know who to talk to. I was undiagnosed autistic and Jab probably saved me from being painfully lonely sometimes! I had lots of baby dolls that I loved too, and lots of cuddly toys. I desperately wanted a pet but wasn’t allowed. We got stick insects and I loved them, but then they eventually died out after years... as soon as I moved out I got fish! These days I have two kids and two chinchillas. And my lovely husband but I suppose technically he isn’t an animal 😅 lol I also loved my Furby.

Y'all are adorable. Baby's 1st Baby was pregnant too! Gawd!

Did you know, the Yo-yo is based on a weapon ?

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

That's the main way I see them used.

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

@@President_Starscream I'm pretty sure that was the main weapon in a game I used to play called Star Tropics... But, I'm so old, I may not be remembering right!

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

@@President_Starscream Cool! I used to love that game!

SOCCER BOPPERS!!!! ... so nostalgic

This is a great list! I really enjoyed your take on these toys.

You two cracked me up on this one I laughed every time you told a joke but some of these yes we're sick. But the My Pretty Pony joke was pretty darn funny.

Trip to Disney, at $209/person, at that rate just throw your money into the ocean or traffic.

Well... i got my xmas list for this year. Thanks.

My Mom bought a Ouija board for one of my brothers. Hey kids, you too can communicate with evil spirits! Also, my brothers had toy bazookas. And also an air gun that came with a vicious gorilla face target. One of my brothers somehow talked me into a little game where he inserted a crayon in the barrel and shot it down my throat. Mom made me drink a raw egg to bring that crayon back up. Good times, good times!

I keep my childhood as a very important part of my life, my family didn't had much money so usually we used our imagination to play. Never had expensive toys and if my parents bought something we shared with our siblings, good old days. 😉

OK thank you.

I know some people may not like it... but I am glad you guys are now taking sponsors. It will help keep you guys doing what you do. And THAT makes me very happy. So good on you!!!!

Yaaaaay sponsors! Finally! Whatever it takes to bring us more Mike and Tristan.

Mike is my favorite KZreadr ❤️. Love the videos !!!

Just for the record, the straight jacket and the cage were made as a joke gift box they weren’t real, sorry.

@maverickmanic

4 жыл бұрын

Really?? Damn lol

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry?! 😂

@trudat1498

4 жыл бұрын

Stacey Frost yup. The guys on Dope or Nope reviewed it.

@mrmike2119

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds great to keep unruly kids under control. (Just kidding all you sensitive people)

@memawknowsbest4978

4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: Playpens did have lids that could be latched shut once upon a time. They also made a harness restraint to keep kids from getting out of bed. Fortunately these items are no longer on the market.

As you are talking about avenging unicorn I am looking at a shelf with that toy still in the box! My brother saw it years ago and was so appalled he bought it!lol!

@Dumb_Killjoy

4 жыл бұрын

They also have the Avenging Narwhal, which I wanted when I was little.

2:32- A toy that teaches children that teen pregnancy is great, this went down like a lead balloon chained to a brick!

The Jack-in-the-Box is geared for somebody who is really into peekaboo in other words a toddler maybe 2 years old

I love the try me buttons. And I do Everytime. ❤️✌️

My Granddaughter has the Playdoh Tooth pulling toy. Her mother was a Dental Hygienist when she got it. It's actually pretty cool.

My favorite weird toy was and still is my crazy maze stuffed bear that is apart of the scare bear collection. I want to get more of them. I've always wanted living dead dolls too. Do You and Tristan not read the script before doing the video? I think the straight jacket is used for people/children with special need. The straight jacket is for compression therapy. It calms people down. I would know. I was in the mental hospital and was put in one and it helped a lot. But I've seen people say it was a gag gift. My 5 year old niece has the drill and fill play doh thing.

I love how much Mike likes Disney... Probably because most of my arms and half of my back are covered in Disney tattoos.

Number 3: I spat my drink out when this came on the screen lol. I just couldn't stop laughing. Number 2: Had one of these still in the box. I sold it about 4 maybe 5 years ago for just over £200

Glad your back mike

@list25

Жыл бұрын

As am I

The cage was common in the 50's and 60's, known as playpens they kept a child safe when they started to crawl in the non child friendly houses of the time, they could not crawl around the house getting into danger whilst Mum was in the tiny kitchen of the houses at that time, even Dad stayed out of the kitchen. Why have you ruined your videos with paid promotions?

Number 10 would be great for just the right kid. Also, I loved Jack n' the boxes.

@davidmcmahon4633

4 жыл бұрын

Yep and it played such great music too.

Combine the straitjacket and the funny cage and you've got a great day all you need now is duct tape

@djimma5080

4 жыл бұрын

Ducky tape, it's got duck pictures on itv

Yooo i remember socker boppers and those things were fun as hell... i still remember the commercials and fighting my siblings and cousins lol

As a kid I always wanted a socker boppers

@patrickaycock3655

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. Couldnt afford em. So we just used the poor mans version. Worked just as well if not better.

Can you please do a video on matchbox cars and hot wheels cars

I like the straight jacket, our kids would have had fun with it. Sometimes we could have used it for the parents after a day of babysitting.

Some of these are still cool

Surprising and bizarre list you guys 😧🙂👍 That happened and we all let it happen- Peter Griffin

My sister had the Little Miss NoName doll. She actually asked for it for Christmas. She still has it. Now they can go for over 800. 00 dollars on eBay. Love your videos Michael. Keep up the good work.

I had that Dr drill and fill. It was cool at the time. No different than operation. Play doh is awesome.

@jenniferodell9228

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see what's wrong with the drill and fill. But that Jack in the box scares the hell outta me

@purpleangel6477

4 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferodell9228 right

Don't remember what she was called, but I had a doll that came with powdered food to mix with water and feed the doll. Then, the doll would shit out the food. Just gross.

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

My friend had one of those. Apparently, you're supposed to clean them every now and again. Who knew? 😂 Her doll ended up with severe constipation!

@jenniferodell9228

4 жыл бұрын

I had one of those. I feed it mashed potatoes and my mom took her and threw it away because of the smell.

@laurabeane8862

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a "Baby Alive". There used to be ones back in the day that "cried real tears". Sadly, the metal works inside baby's head would rust from the water, and her "tears" would start coming out bloody...

I remember #25 I used to love playing with it when I was upset

You forgot the dreaded lawn darts.

@suthinscientist9801

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the super fun safety hazard people played with in their backyards! Especially those not lucky enough to have swimming pools.

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid, we had archery sets. Granted, the arrows weren't TERRIBLY sharp, but they did have pointed metal tips. And, yes, we shot each other with them! There was a neighborhood cat who had one eye, because of those.

Awesome video. Thanks guys.

Holy mackerel, Im so glad my kids missed these!

I’m SOOOO happy the guy started singing funbox omg. I was thinking the exact same thing but I was like “nah no one will get it” But this guy...this guy gets it.😂

I even signed up (thanks for the free 2 months) Awesome guys!

The lovely straight jacket and funny cage is the starter kit for up and coming kidnapping psychopaths. Well isn't that... endearing

Great video!!!

My favorite toy was this rifle by Marx. It certainly would not be sold today. It had bullets made up of a plastic shell with a spring in it and the projectile would be placed in the plastic shell where the spring would be set. You had a clip you could fill with 5-6 bullets and place in the rifle and you could shoot the projectile, eject the shell on so on. The rifle was like 3/4 size so to a kid it felt full size. I used to build things out of blocks and spend the day destroying them with the rifle. I'm surprised I haven't become some kind of serial killer/sniper as a grown man. Maybe I got it out of my system in my youth.

I had the drill and fill

Some of these remind of an old SNL skit. One toy was called the bag o’glass.

@laurabeane8862

4 жыл бұрын

They actually sell bags of glass at Hobby Lobby and Michael's Crafts. That crooked toymaker got the last laugh...😄

Number 10 is f****** awesome

This guy is funny.Love his thoughts on the toys..

I had a jibber-jabber! It was great! My kids had Socker Boppers, no one was ever hurt. AND Moon shoes.

I used to love Lawn Darts!!! Have fun outdoors and maim your friends......

So *SICK* a list!

What's wrong with Jack in the Box. It teaches invaluable lessons about false expectations. Not to mention instant gratification

@NN-ir9bj

4 жыл бұрын

👏😂

I remember Mike Mozart when he used to review 'questionable' toys like these!! LOL!!

@fawnlemay6521

4 жыл бұрын

I came here to find this comment.

After seeing 12, I’m glad Sid got a job after Toy Story!

Sky Dancers, Not only should those have been on the list, they should have been #1. Those things were more dangerous than lawn darts, seriously.

@ericvacca551

4 жыл бұрын

They were not that dangerous at all

My brother and I had the Socker Boppers. Those were fun.