If Gordon Ramsay says your food is crap, that’s one thing .... but if Steve says your food is crap, that’s saying something

@nathangay2563

4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see gordan come on Steve's show.

@jesusdamian1874

4 жыл бұрын

He has eaten century old cow and still complimented it so it really must suck if a year old ration taste bad

@Anudorini-Talah

4 жыл бұрын

...-.-

@WarAuthority

4 жыл бұрын

Nice knowing the US army has created the feared Soylent green

@obsidian9998

4 жыл бұрын

That another level XD

Steve: (eats 112 year old meat ration) “Hmm, distinctive meaty flavor.” Also Steve: (eating an MRE made 10 months ago) “This is disgusting!” (Then crushes the entire ration)

@bobdefalco

4 жыл бұрын

They don't make 'em like they used to!

@BigBrotherWebb

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed harder than i should have

@LilRipper76

4 жыл бұрын

This dudes the jacked version of reviewbrah

@minhnguyen5888

4 жыл бұрын

tbh the only bad thing is the main dish, the rest are pretty decent imo

@yakojjy

4 жыл бұрын

True, but 100 years ago they were putting love and quality in them. Now it's like a glorified Lean Cuisine TV dinner.

I used to know a kid in basic who would fight for the Creamy Spinach Fettuccini, safe to say he didn’t have to fight many people over it.

@autokrator_

Жыл бұрын

Thank God for those weirdos though, I’ve traded so many spinach fettuccinis for edible meals because of them.

@Down4thecount

Жыл бұрын

Probably just wanted that first strike bar

@limpetarch98k

Жыл бұрын

To be honest, the fettuccinis dont actually look that bad. Not the greatest, but unlike the Veggie Omelette, it actually looks like food.

@januszkurahenowski2860

Жыл бұрын

@@limpetarch98k Yeah, doesn't look bad at all but probably the mushy textured combined with weak but disgusting taste makes it really bad

@noahfriend320

Жыл бұрын

​@@limpetarch98k sure, it LOOKS like food

One thing that I love about Steve, no matter what MRE he has, good or bad, he always commits to eating the entire thing. And I respect that. I love your videos and I've learned a lot from them. Thank you, Steve!

@M3x1cola

3 жыл бұрын

i could imagine those things getting very expensive, so it'd be a shame to let that money go down the drain. not only that i think he just made that his unspoken rule to finish whatever he has onto a tray nice

@harryg4634

3 жыл бұрын

He paid for the whole thing, so he’s gonna eat the whole thing.

@Dylski.

2 жыл бұрын

Well that's not always the case. Especially ww2 canned cheese 🤣

@AnacondaHL

2 жыл бұрын

I'm literally saluting Steve in some of these videos. Thank you for your service, Steve!

@matthewspry4217

Жыл бұрын

he ate a whole menu 14 what a barf fest !!

i remember when steve ate a moldy 100-year old biscuit and said, 'wow is that rye?'

@the_snoo_muffin9028

3 жыл бұрын

What vid?

@Thiennnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_snoo_muffin9028 poor u no response, its “eating a hardtack from the civil war”

@the_snoo_muffin9028

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thiennnnnn thanks dude

@Thiennnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_snoo_muffin9028 np

@neikiv8843

3 жыл бұрын

The hard tack wasnt moldy though.

The military should seriously consider hiring Steve as an official advisor for MRE meal selection. Nobody has opened and eaten as many MREs as Steve.

@cargo4441

4 жыл бұрын

I can see the army giving him a warrant officer bullet. In charge with a col running the office.

@jj53talman69

4 жыл бұрын

More aren’t supposed to be 5 star meals just food that they can eat so they can be to what they were doing

@firstlast8703

4 жыл бұрын

@@jj53talman69 times have changed now they make them so that they are tasty it's a psychological thing a happy soldier is a good soldier. and obviously they are trying to make the things tasty with all these different meals so... yea

@-Invero-

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it will be loaded with Coffee Instant Type II.

@weskerwewe

4 жыл бұрын

Sorta feel the guys on the front line have eaten a hell of a lot more and would most likely be the best people to ask

I still think they're crazy for taking out the tobasco sauce bottles that could make any mre halfway decent (minus the vomelette).

@fnhatic6694

3 жыл бұрын

The promised us Tabasco packets, and they took them out after like one year. Now there's only about four menus that get hot sauce. It really is their worst decision ever.

@hobblesofkarth3943

2 жыл бұрын

My boss spent his deployment as a commo trading extra phone time for tabasco bottles and cash. Made a few grand and was the Tabasco King of the whole region, said he could get anything he wanted with his tabasco stash.

@ExplodingVolcano777

2 жыл бұрын

@@hobblesofkarth3943 Heck, I always bring this Tabasco keychains with me everywhere. You never know when you need that extra kick.

@244thMeekrob

2 жыл бұрын

When was this? I was at Ft. Jackson in June '19 and we had tobasco bottles

The love that this man has for peanut butter and crackers is unparalleled. So gracious, what a wonderful virtue

Steve eats over 100 year old beef: *Tasty* Also Steve eating half a year old meal ration: *Miserable* *mush*

@CVHFitness

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@nuclearpalsy

4 жыл бұрын

Steve could make a can of dog food seem appetizing.

@CVHFitness

4 жыл бұрын

nuclearpalsy 80 year old dog food: “it has a smooth texture and matured, meaty flavour...nice”

@sentientarugula2884

4 жыл бұрын

Did he really call old beef tasty tho?

@maestrozero117

4 жыл бұрын

Pre ww2 ration: amazing

If anything's surviving a pandemic, it's Steve's stomach.

@realpoopoo

4 жыл бұрын

EmotionallyExhausted s

@FoxThings

4 жыл бұрын

Peepee Poopoo h

@bloodnivel70

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@christopherconard2831

4 жыл бұрын

Steve's stomach vs Bat Soup. The greatest battle since the Rumble in the Jungle.

@tplus3017

4 жыл бұрын

I bet he is well stocked with these meals as well...even the ones from the 40's

Believe it or not, the Creamy Spinach Fettuccine IS actually much better cold/room temp. It somehow has more flavor and a better texture. Heat turns it into a flavorless glop, true. It was one of my preferred MREs in the Army, although I remember it had peanut M&Ms added before 2019.

@mysock351C

Жыл бұрын

Its actually decent either way, but only when fresh. I have a few of them. BUT, I did notice that they are not so nice after awhile. Ate another one that was about three years old a few weeks ago and it was not nearly as good. Had an odd chemical mush flavor. I think this one and the MRE Pizza are two menus that don't age well. The pizza turns into something kids would make out of brown and red Play-Doh, and that's about how it tastes. Like you literally ate the pretend pizza when they said "wanna try?" Salty and weird.

@eeaargpht9751

10 ай бұрын

I tried it cold once and immediately gagged. I avoided this thing like the plague after that one time

@Tourist1967

10 ай бұрын

I have eaten that one. At Camp Lejeune, NC. Wasn't bad at all. Those pretzel pieces are hard as rocks, though.

@TakeMe2UrDealer

Ай бұрын

@@Tourist1967 Had to try this ration to see what the fuss was about, but those pretzel pieces are honestly pretty great. The fettucine, was indeed pretty bland and boring.

Love the genuine joy in Steve’s voice when he found the first strike bar

Steve’s date: “So where we going for dinner?” *Steve comes out the room with 2 trays

@crimtsun

4 жыл бұрын

Steve's date: _n i c e_

@purplelamington279

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@thestig007

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@ibad8504

4 жыл бұрын

*2 Trays with US MREs*

@johnegbert8536

4 жыл бұрын

Steve’s date: is that a cran-raspberry first strike protein bar? N i c e

What says "Thank you for your service" more than reducing the actual size of the peanut butter pack. Lmao!

@tattooeduglyguy3376

4 жыл бұрын

Removed benefits?

@MrZiva82

4 жыл бұрын

We love our soldiers, but we love money more

@Chrinik

4 жыл бұрын

"Thank you for your service, here is your reduced amount of PB!"

@swen6390

4 жыл бұрын

American soldiers running to war and being fat af because of peanut butter and choco milk

@jordo641

4 жыл бұрын

@@swen6390 Because a half gram of fat and protein in some peanut butter makes the difference between Lance Armstrong and Rosie O'Donnell

My SDS, Senior Drill Sergeant, actually gave us a compliment half way through basic. He enjoyed us going from new Privates who knew nothing about MREs into trained Soldiers who could maximize the efficiency of eating out of bag quickly. Steve knows how to eat an MRE. Good shit

My heart broke when he dumped all the pretzels into that slop lol.

@AsapMilk

3 жыл бұрын

Pretzels are inferior

@n0dr0gs49

2 жыл бұрын

We salute those pretzels for their sacrifice.

@sky.wri8293

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. Those are the best pretzels you can get in an MRE lol

Just realized that Steve is a Florida man, everything makes sense now

@christopherkessler4827

4 жыл бұрын

Florida man is the hero we all need right now

@slothworks7032

4 жыл бұрын

Florida man eats 200 year old chocolate

@jayfelsberg1931

4 жыл бұрын

It explains a great deal

@realbamekian4114

4 жыл бұрын

Floridas where the bad asses are, right here boiii

@ChiTownGuerrilla

4 жыл бұрын

@@realbamekian4114 lol if by badasses you mean weirdos.

Steve is trending, he made it guys. He really did it.

@riderofthewhitehorse

4 жыл бұрын

We all want to be Steve now. He trained his stomach to endure OLD food.

@ashleyadams9365

4 жыл бұрын

Part of it's due to Buzzfeed giving him a little advertising in one of their lists lately. I'm so glad that they led me here.

@fwble_3888

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@amylee7482

4 жыл бұрын

We regular steve fans welcome you

@Clemens42776

4 жыл бұрын

He is because he is good

I would love to see Steve open a restaurant that serves only MRE’s of many different countries

@kirbyis4ever

Жыл бұрын

The Chinese menu has those delightful PLA combat ration bricks.

@theguy9208

Жыл бұрын

Itd be a traumatic dining experience. $50 a plate for a basic domestic MRE to $800 for some of the more exotic ones.

15:07 you can hear his stomach saying please no more 😂 love your content and you Steve your a blessing 🙌🏽

Covid-19: *enters Steve’s body* His Immune System: Let’s get you out onto a tray

@MrDonGruv

4 жыл бұрын

PFCParts I wonder where he is tho, he didt post in a while

@u.s.s.enterprise7118

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@Chikyeux

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@waterwarrior3666

4 жыл бұрын

Mkay

@therealchubbz8405

4 жыл бұрын

👌 niiiice

"I just spent two weeks eating nothing but salt reduced sopakco rations in an air condition environment" "oh because of the coronavirus?" "coronavirus?"

@glitterkitty1979

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@TaintedMojo

4 жыл бұрын

Roger command, I have a visual on an Oscar Oscar Foxtrot

@brianbks02

4 жыл бұрын

Understood TaintedMojo, would you like us to send out Yankee Alpha Bravo Oscar India?

@genericwehraboo3131

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody deserves to eat reduced sodium rations... never again...

You calling the moist towelette a dirt nap sent me down the strangest KZread rabbit hole I’ve ever explored. Thank you sir

@hyd_e

Жыл бұрын

what did u find? 😂

@jasongarcia2140

9 ай бұрын

Yeah. What did you find? Answer us

I don't think it would have been too much to ask for a small packet of parmesan for the pasta, adds a bit of flavor and makes it look way more inviting.

Need more Steve to get me through quarantine.

@Steve1989MRE

4 жыл бұрын

Will do! Be back in like 3 or 4 days gonna get right on editing another one of my simpler shoots out of the more recent archives of unreleased vids

@Perktube1

4 жыл бұрын

Wait… are military surplus stores deemed essential? Or will we have to get all our MREs online?

@wesleyjohndelaney106

4 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE more vintage with smokes 👏👏

@whiskyrebel9715

4 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE A rare Steve reply, nice.

@stephenhayes3788

4 жыл бұрын

Nice hiss!

WE NEED MORE STEVE DURING THESE TIMES OF DISTRESS!

@JayFoxer

4 жыл бұрын

have you been getting off then?

@lynnedonaldson4010

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@SignalFireProject

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@GreenDre

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@dezertraider

4 жыл бұрын

STEVE,PLEASE HELP US..I AM OUT OF TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit so many memories, remember people hated these sm they started stealing mre's from the truck in the field while we were sleeping

Ironically this is actually my favorite MRE. And luckily for me everyone else hates it so I can have my delicious fettuccine whenever I please.

@adanzavala4801

3 жыл бұрын

It looks so delicious, i really want to try this one out.

@AtomBomb420

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldnt know what it tastes like, but it cant be worse than school sloppy joes lol (I personally dont like en because they just dont taste like sloppy joes, gimme some plain ground beef any day)

@guyman9655

3 жыл бұрын

To each their own my friend

@vain_x

3 жыл бұрын

Not my favorite but I like it a lot too!

@fnhatic6694

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's as bad as Steve is claiming. It definitely had more flavor than what he's describing. All I can guess is he got a screwed-up batch and someone overcooked it or something.

15:06 is when coronavirus entered Steve's body, it immediately died of botulism.

@gtfkt

4 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@cosmicrophoneticino

4 жыл бұрын

.. was then released with a 'nice hiss' ..

@gloomsouls

4 жыл бұрын

What's that???

@popcorn9155

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@trulyinfamous

4 жыл бұрын

@@gloomsouls extreme food poisoning

Steve is built for this pandemic. He has MREs and thanks to them he doesn't need toilet paper.

@isaacbfvt

4 жыл бұрын

chewbotcuh moist towelettes

Being Italian, I am crying at those fettuccine.

That stomach gurgle @15:07 🤣 give this man a 🏅

@glitchvomit

Жыл бұрын

I had to rewind to make sure that wasn't my own stomach gurgling!

Steve, I am a school teacher and I introduced your Boer War ration as the beginning of my Boer War lesson. Thank you!

@hannibalburgers477

4 жыл бұрын

Nice, mm'kay.

@daphne4983

4 жыл бұрын

That canned beef?

@ThommyofThenn

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@inactiveaccount6884

4 жыл бұрын

Now that's a power move.

Steve on Christmas: "Oh nice! A Cran-Raspberry Flavor First Strike Nutritious Energy Bar!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@abesapien9930

4 жыл бұрын

Let's get that on a tray

@kansascitysouthernfan6966

4 жыл бұрын

Abe Sapien Nice! Ok.

@arya31ful

4 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly when he said that and giggled.

@endofanera1983

4 жыл бұрын

Also known as a CRFFSNEB.

@dadshirt6681

4 жыл бұрын

@@abesapien9930 nice

It'd be cool if Steve could get a nice fieldtrip to an MRE manufacturer, and show us how they're made

@camera3418

2 жыл бұрын

Today on how it's made

@FapperTabbed

Жыл бұрын

Arcane knowledge that is not meant to be beheld by mortal mind

Steve's voice is the only morale boost soldiers need, it's oddly addicting.

Everyone: *Hoards toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the quarter-ply accessory packet tissue paper*

@SonOfTheDawn515

4 жыл бұрын

I've actually had to get by on TP from MREs then I learned to start bringing a roll with me.

@highestintheroom4485

4 жыл бұрын

Yo he is set haha

@heathwoodlee520

4 жыл бұрын

Spring Bloom put those in the safe, that’s gold!

@supergecko28

4 жыл бұрын

If you eat enough MREs you don't need toilet paper anyway.

@ElkinsEric

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve got probably 150 of those tissue packs Going to start selling them $4 a piece... 😆

"It's like cheat codes for food. MRE's." Please survive Steve, you must survive.

@DeathBYDesign666

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you worry about this guy of all people? Really? That's sweet of you, but he is completely set for these times. That's kinda funny! Lol

@barlotardy

4 жыл бұрын

Steve can't be killed.

@DanSoldierGuy

4 жыл бұрын

He has eaten 120+ year old meat... if ANYONE is gonna survive, it's going to be Steve... shit, he's probably got the cure for cancer in his DNA.

@totenblume7517

4 жыл бұрын

Steve could have walked through Chernobyl in 1986 with no problem.

@tattooeduglyguy3376

4 жыл бұрын

@@DominikoPL Comedy.

Steve, I find your videos absolutely fascinating. You have such a calm and relaxing demeanor, I can't stop at just one video. It is so cool watching you open each can and packet. 💕🙏

I love how protein is the ultimate redeemer for Steve lol... Like something can be total trash taste wise but still receive a passing grade as long as you boost that protein 😂

*Steve packs lunchboxes for his kids* “Alright... Max you have a Navy C ration from 1964, and Jenny you have a Korean War K ration with extra crackers”

@drinxs505

4 жыл бұрын

Korea?!but I wanted Vietnam!!

@TheHalogen131

4 жыл бұрын

WOW! Thanks, dad! Can I also have the Lucky Strikes, or do I have to return them to you?

@nooblangpoo

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheHalogen131 Any Cigarettes must stay with Steve.

@chimoyTV

4 жыл бұрын

hmm nice

@ironwoodnf

4 жыл бұрын

@@nooblangpoo what are they gonna use to trade and brin home some "home cooked meals"

When Coronavirus saw Steve, it went in to quarantine.

@weebiscuit7337

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@herrhoflich8346

4 жыл бұрын

I know this joke with Chuck Norris

@PrestigeRoadman

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@negcalm325

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@filiptopolovec4510

4 жыл бұрын

Nice😂

Steve is like the Wolverine of MRE. Tasted pretty much every war's and every country's MRE for the last centuries.

A few things that will always put a smile on my face. Spending time with my family. A good scotch and a cigar. Spending time with friends. A home cooked meal. "Now let's get this all on a tray... Nice."

" Let's get this out on a tray Nice! " No sentence cheers me up more.

@Steve1989MRE

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@karfsma778

4 жыл бұрын

the phrase "Nice hiss" is just as good, IMO

@donaldmcswain

4 жыл бұрын

I realllllly liked the new Steve-ism..."Like cheat codes for food..." Classic

@eain9009

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nyx_2142 I like them all even the parts with no words like stirring with a tuneful tap.

@Windinhisface

2 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE I’ve been eating old rations and mres since grade school then on into the military thanks for having such a passion for it brother, yol bolsun

I wish someone would look at me the way Steve looks at the Can-Raspberry flavored First Strike Nutritious energy bar

@thememe986

4 жыл бұрын

*they're called ranger bars

@extradarlas1941

4 жыл бұрын

Best things on the planet

@crunk3922

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@longassrice8756

4 жыл бұрын

I wish someone would look at me 🥺

@kahuna2800

4 жыл бұрын

They get awful after awhile, I'm more of a fan of the chocolate first strike bar

15:05 so nobody heard Steve's body about to reject that shit once he got it on a spoon?

@Windinhisface

2 жыл бұрын

we did haha

Kudos for finishing, and your comment about waking up burping spinach had me crying! 🤣

"thank you for your service" now heres your green slop

@Around_blax_dont_relax

3 жыл бұрын

Atleast its not a chinese mre with pre-added e-coli, eh?

@davidbuswa9425

3 жыл бұрын

"Soylent Green is Spinach Fettuccine!" - Thorn

@VBunplugged757

3 жыл бұрын

I went to war and all I got was a disgusting mre

@TylerLL2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@Around_blax_dont_relax mmm.

@nmazer

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I get PTSD just from hearing the words "Creamy Spinach Fettuccine"

@YellowTyrant

4 жыл бұрын

Can you tell us why?

@Ceannmor

4 жыл бұрын

@@YellowTyrant I can't answer for op but that stuff is horrible, I had the version with pretzel sticks and hot sauce instead of flakes. It is barely food, after adding crunch, hot sauce and salt it was just a bitter, spicy, salty texture, thanks only to the bland pretzel's.

@JDowPCs

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ceannmor Maybe I'm nuts but I also had the pretzel stick version. I found the main to be pretty decent.. even good. The hot sauce made it pretty good, at least.

@deeblack9393

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ceannmor at least you had the FRH so you had an easier time having it hot. Back i the mid 80s they were still experimenting with the MREs!

I gotta say, I wasn't expecting this to be a bad menu. I just had the same MRE today, after it sitting in my room for almost two years, and I loved every bite. Must be a difference in taste thing. Loved the video, always love your reviews, Steve! I had a nap after mine too, it's a hearty meal that really fills you up.

@KorianHUN

11 ай бұрын

Yeah i liked it too. You can use this, the menu 2 beef entree, 2 packs of tortillas, 2 cheese packets and a folded up brown outer MRE pouch as a dish to create lasagna.

I can't help but smile every time I watch these reviews.

Still can't get over the loss of Tabasco, red pepper flakes doesn't cut it.

@Muttron333

4 жыл бұрын

I worked for Tabasco. Irreplaceable.

@fmfdocbotl4358

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no, an mre needs Tobasco. I carried cholula in my ass pack back in the day with some Cajun seasoning.

@ChiTownGuerrilla

4 жыл бұрын

It needs some Frank's!

@jackstraw4438

4 жыл бұрын

That's what went through my mind.

@dvtye3378

4 жыл бұрын

Tabasco is such an underrated sauce for amplifying some flavors. Replacing it with red pepper flakes would for sure damper some expectations.

Steve arrives when we need him most

These videos and the MRE’s from the decades and different countries are fascinating

I had this once in the field. I didn’t finish it and I was STARVING. Tells you a lot about MREs

I’ve never clicked off coronavirus coverage so fast

@Steve1989MRE

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@asbestosmuncher8531

4 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE I love you

I havent heard "oo, nice hiss.." In awhile and I needed that morale boost

@alpierso

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@LandofNodnuts

3 жыл бұрын

Long time indeed.

@rumpelstiltskin9729

3 жыл бұрын

The FRHs have been letting me down

@stevebanning902

2 жыл бұрын

i live for the hiss check

i loved this one steve! The honey mustard pretzels and first strike bar are worth it alone. This is one of my favorite MRE's

If Steve is having a hard time finishing it you know you messed up. Much love and good vibes your way my friend, love your videos.

When you decide to watch some Steve1989 to take the edge off and find that he released a video 14 minutes ago

@Steve1989MRE

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@jackburton9550

4 жыл бұрын

Let's put your comment on a tray. Okay, nice.

@boon5577

4 жыл бұрын

People have liked Steve's comment more than the actual comment lol

@tattooeduglyguy3376

4 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE Are you u/RepliesNice on Reddit??? That would blow my mind.

I love how excited Steve got when he pulled out the Cran-Raspberry bar.

@thJune

4 жыл бұрын

OptimusWombat the cran raspberry bars are god mode in terms of the first strike bars. They’re literally the best ones made out there.

@lucaswtvr839

4 жыл бұрын

you can easily tell after a few videos the fruit/berry bars are his faves

@Mitch-rd9gs

4 жыл бұрын

6th June 1944 nah chocolate beats cran-raspberry any day

Thank you for the upload Steve keep up the great work

im proud of u for finishing that steve

The king returns to us in our time of need.

"MREs. It's like cheat codes... for food." -Steve

@CorriganM08

4 жыл бұрын

Read this as he said it lol how surreal

I always loved the part of the instructions for the heater that says prop up on "ROCK OR SOMETHING" ROFL

It’s not long before Steve is a guest judge on Top Chef for some MRE challenge-thing.

@joshua.harazin

10 ай бұрын

I'd love to see an episode of Chopped where the baskets are just replaced with the same MRE for each contestant. Just opening it would take more time and add to the challenge.

When even Steve looks sickened at eating something, it has to be really awful.

@achillebelanger9866

4 жыл бұрын

Or...conversly really GOOD!

@dag_of_the_west5416

2 жыл бұрын

@@achillebelanger9866 true, maybe not enough rancidity for him to REALLY taste it.

Any Coronavirus entering Steve is immediately taken out by an elite fighting force of WWII botulism from a C ration.

@donniecapobianco8794

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@carsonbettinger8937

4 жыл бұрын

The best covid comment in here.

@averagejoey2000

4 жыл бұрын

Covid: we are dominating the world, soon the world will bow to Corona! Botulism:*in a Patton Tank* cute, but we've beat an empire before

Loving watching your videos Steve

I love how he tried his best to improve the spinach fettuccine and on the very next bite, “Maybe I spoke too soon...” lmao

The military still goes by the outdated fda recommendation of daily protein intake. I’ve always thought they put way to many carbs and sugars and not enough protein and fat in MREs.

@trevorkeaghey7649

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's mostly due to the expectations of soldiers having to constantly move especially in an active war zone.

@ulfhednar8850

4 жыл бұрын

warystatue33 or a keto option

@Assumednewt

4 жыл бұрын

They also still go by outdated BMI

@samchan2276

4 жыл бұрын

Do they really?

@kahuna2800

4 жыл бұрын

It's more of a way to keep someone going as of healthy or an actual meal, it tastes terrible but it's something

Steve's plasma could cure coronavirus.

@mugglesarecooltoo

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, or give his bone marrow to an HIV patient.

@barlotardy

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think the stuff in Steve's veins is technically blood anymore.

@LeeDee5

4 жыл бұрын

@@barlotardy It's coffee instant type II

When he called the first strike bar “a wonder if modern food engineering “ I truly felt that

Steve, I love your videos! You would make a great food critic!

It's like he got to the store late and this was all that was left.

@heathwoodlee520

4 жыл бұрын

At least an MRE has TP in it

If he says it's bad you can bet it's horrible I've seen some crazy things he enjoyed.

@colapinklink8120

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah haha kept thinking that too.

@Sarah_Grant

4 жыл бұрын

True!

@texasdeeslinglead2401

4 жыл бұрын

You know this is fact Ain't no way I'm touching that one .

@roninnder

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, yeah, he eats a lot that I’d pass on.

@BrooklynBalla

4 жыл бұрын

Like the 150 year old beef lol

How can you not like this guy?! He looks so happy sharing a hobby he loves with us nerds, I strive to be able to do something like this in my future.

That was a awesome idea putting that coffee inside the protein drink I thought about it but I didn't think anybody would do something like that but you actually did it that was awesome bro that's a good way to get your energy if you was in the army 😁

Steve binging with Babbish just said on his KZread stories that you are his favorite KZread aside from him self

@rotalunatik

4 жыл бұрын

Okay Nice!.

@Zwrightism

4 жыл бұрын

Nice! Now let's get Babish on to a tray

@michaelsalamanca1676

4 жыл бұрын

I would definitely love to see a babish take on a mre meal

@jamieadams966

4 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see Babish make an MRE style meal and Steve rate it. That would be a great collaboration.

@williamcutrell7456

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamieadams966 that would be golden

2020: People hoarding toilet paper Steve's can: This is what we trained for

@l.k5244

4 жыл бұрын

Steve's hoarding MRE accessory packs for the toilet paper

@oldanddisgusted5998

4 жыл бұрын

L.K can we really consider that hoarding though? That’s the question.

@SaraphDarklaw

4 жыл бұрын

Randy Last Name I just realized I have a stockpile of MREs I refused to eat before.

I love how he is so used to this specific MRE so he knew 1: to cook half in half out the side, 2: to keep one cracker for the main meal because its not crunshy enough, 3: to mix coffee with protein mix, like seriously wtf dude you know so much about this so specific topic!! Its so awesome to watch i had a good laugh watching this one!!

So funny out of everything u eat and like this to me looks by far the best.

The "DO NOT EAT" is on the silica pack for the Marines.

@johnalan6067

4 жыл бұрын

Every Marine MRE comes with a side of crayons.

@A_78939

4 жыл бұрын

john alan and a sippy cup

@Conspiracy515

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@davelastname8074

4 жыл бұрын

Here we have USMC menu item 126, orange colored crayons. OHHHHHH ITS CRAOLA!!!!!!

@suigeneris2663

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Phillips Uncle Sam finally making them learn how to read, good on him.

My seven year old son and foster son ate this one all up and begged me to make it for dinner. I was horrified.

@warblerblue

3 жыл бұрын

Steve Jr! lol.

@peterclarke7240

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeyreza I don't know what to say... Other than, as Steve says, there's a little something out there for everyone, I guess.

@HunterTN

3 жыл бұрын

Most likely answer is he had Covid and lost his sense of smell and taste.

@playo9197

3 жыл бұрын

I l o v e i t

@NCrdwlf

3 жыл бұрын

Good lord......

Steve grew up in a military family, his father forced him to eat Veggie Omelet (aka Vomelet) for every meal every day. Now an adult, Steve chooses which MRE he eats while still consuming only military rations in his parent’s honor

I can’t imagine anything being worse than country captain chicken. It haunts my dreams over a decade later

I have adapted "Nice Hiss!" and "No Hiss." into my vocabulary as phrases for things that are good and bad, respectively, thanks to Steve.

@yfelwulf

4 жыл бұрын

It sticks I'm in a Compulsive habit of listening to every can or jar I open.

@bosermann4963

4 жыл бұрын

@@yfelwulf if you open a can and hear no hiss, throw it out. it must've been damaged and the hissing gas leaked out

Steve: Sounds rich and very inviting *Pours out mud*

Steve’s t-shirts are a very underrated part of his videos, love tuning in to see what funky shirt he’s wearing

Enjoyable to watch 👊🏼

The coronavirus is terrified of Steve's immune system

@jimmybon9314

4 жыл бұрын

After some attempts of food poisoning from certain MREs, he certainly has built up his immunity!

Everyone: stocking up on TP, three hundred boxes of Mac N Cheese, Spam and Chunky beef soup. Steve: "Nice hiss."

@00xanawolf00

4 жыл бұрын

psychocuda EPIC.

@00xanawolf00

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@sneezeguard117

4 жыл бұрын

Chunky cambells soup is so smack though

Hey Steve, just finished the Menu 14 MRE, and I must say, it wasn't too bad. Adding those pretzel nuggets did help though! Keep up the good work man.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

everyone panicking about coronavirus and starts hoard food buying Steve: laughs in MRE*

@glitterkitty1979

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@kritsadventures

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: *Hoards mountains of toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the tissues in accessory packets*

@Raskolnikov70

4 жыл бұрын

I'm willing to bet a lot of us who watch this channel are in the same boat. "I'm running to the store, need anything?" "Nah, I'm good for..... 3 or 4 years, I think."

@GuntherRommel

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@AmazinglyAwkward

4 жыл бұрын

I wish people hoarded these just so they could get a taste of how vile they themselves are. Dickwads

That isn’t just any old strip of packaging. That is a high Tech enemy strangle device (HTESD) for short.

@oldschooloverlord

4 жыл бұрын

You can wrap the ends around a couple of honey & mustard pretzel bites to fashion a crude garrote

@BixbyConsequence

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldschooloverlord Or a rudimentary lathe.

@ashman187

4 жыл бұрын

It says "Help I work in a MRE factory in China" in invisib le ink

@dspear

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashman187 LOL

@Wasmachineman

4 жыл бұрын

Agent 47 could easily take out a soldier with that strip of packaging!

I remember when this channel had like 300k subs, now it's huge and has memes and whatnot.

I love your honesty. "I think I spoke too soon"! lol ♡ Im not your typical demographic, but Im loving this channel and Thank you to EVERY soldier watching! I will nevet forget your sacrafice! ♡