“there’s nothing abnormal tasting about this at all” is roughly my standard for enjoyment in 2020

@antalgergo2699

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SeansMusicVault

3 жыл бұрын

Best reply I've seen in a LONG time!

@chrisgin8417

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo fr

@Yeti09752

3 жыл бұрын

LOL! 🤣🤣

@CinnamonSandman

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Ophelia cosplay, thats new

"Let's live dangerously here" - Steve, while adding slightly more peanuts and some cranberries to his MRE trail mix

@QuigleTheGnome

3 жыл бұрын

Then him casually eating food from 1899

@tubular7752

3 жыл бұрын

Funny, bc the soldiers who would eat this are arguably living the MOST dangerously

@anhtaipham7585

3 жыл бұрын

Man u know steve he can't handle too many flavors at once

@Lrules364

3 жыл бұрын

There's a reason why they call him the bob ross of mre's

@suzyrottencrotch5132

3 жыл бұрын

Lucy Holland 😂

one day we're gonna hear him say "That kinda tastes funny" and then a massive thud as he hits the floor

@mrmoncherz2574

3 жыл бұрын

I think he is immune from that happening, he has eaten so many old things now lol

@daoyang223

2 жыл бұрын

he did say that a few times. I think he ate a bad raisin once and was like "that one tasted off" no thud though, fortunately.

@kvasir121

2 жыл бұрын

I think he said he had E coli once. Wouldn't be surprised if he's had botulism either.

@mbsb1376

2 жыл бұрын

@@kvasir121 He got it from a modern ration ironically enough.

@faseeghmarcus8763

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrmoncherz2574 He survived a 75 year old oatmeal brick.

"sweetened with xylitol, chew enough of em and they'll help get things moving" most polite way to say this gum makes you poop your pants

@vp21ct

2 жыл бұрын

According to a friend, very necessary when you eat a lot of MREs.

@locoritto

2 жыл бұрын

nothing worse than being constipated during combat, i imagine lol

@alejandrojoserodriguezarre45

2 жыл бұрын

@@locoritto I think having diarrhea during combat would be worse.

@AYVYN

2 жыл бұрын

I need fresh fruit every day or I can’t go. Couldn’t imagine eating nothing but MRE

@blackout8591

2 жыл бұрын

Nice hiss !

Who else looks forward to his musical stirring?

@912klb

3 жыл бұрын

Every time. When it doesnt really happen I'm super disappointed🤣

@WanderingPaladin

3 жыл бұрын

"Spoon Music" is a rare treat. Agreed.

@thatPart12

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aaronrichards2842

3 жыл бұрын

i do...i always giggle

@232nightowl

3 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♀️

The only I thing I've always wanted to point out on how is Steve able to hold the whole tray with one hand without tipping the glasses. It's one of the most anxious thing I've seen

@thethatone2166

3 жыл бұрын

He's just that powerful

@ziqqerlad

3 жыл бұрын

@@thethatone2166 He's just using 1% of his power

@newhampguy

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@aboveaveragebayleaf9216

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably a server at one point. People do that every day in restaurants around the world.

@newhampguy

3 жыл бұрын

​@@aboveaveragebayleaf9216 Oh wow you might just be right, hadn't thought of that!

Breathed a sigh of relief when he finally combined the cranberries, nuts and trail mix.

@littlejdgameingthemeep7866

Жыл бұрын

Good God I've been doing it wrong, thank you

I was in the Army in 1998.. Chili and Macaroni will always be my favorite.. esp. with the tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce that came in the accessory pouch.. Nice!

@Aggrofool

2 жыл бұрын

Mmkay

@mikebennett6713aceadventures

2 жыл бұрын

What happened to the tobacco?

@cuban8463

2 жыл бұрын

Just had the chili. Probably the best MRE I've had yet

@michaeldigiulio5602

Жыл бұрын

@@mikebennett6713aceadventures they removed the tobacco from mres years ago. Some mres still have small bottles of Tabasco.

@combatkarl965

Жыл бұрын

@@duffelbagdrag1772 we used to mix the main portions, of 3 or 4 of the 80s MREs and make 5 alarm chili.

“Flat swamp water flavor” Steve’s coffee critique for 2020 lol

@Overlord99762

3 жыл бұрын

He's from Florida, if anyone would know it's him

@moosemaimer

3 жыл бұрын

♫ _If you like grass, if you like dirt, eat Sugar Sod Pops, it can't hurt!_ ♪♪

@RuralTowner

3 жыл бұрын

We know what he's been stuck with during the lean times of '20.

@AllTheCloudsArePink

3 жыл бұрын

S T R O N G T A N G

@train_go_boom2065

3 жыл бұрын

What are you doing in my swamp!

"Sunflower oil; that might go rancid within 3 to 5 years" Harsh criticism indeed from the man who ate hundred year old pemmican.

@smwillia

3 жыл бұрын

Or beef from cattle slaughtered over a hundred years ago.

@MrKarma-dp8ud

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but at least it wasn’t 100-year-old rancid Pemmican, though

@bezahltersystemtroll5055

3 жыл бұрын

he could do that because there was no sunflower oil in it

@hoilst

3 жыл бұрын

"Didn't you once eat a plum pudding from the Boer War?" "Your point being?"

@victormontes7007

3 жыл бұрын

or that piece of hard tack from the civil war

When I served, our supply room had an abundance of MREs. Our supply sergeant used to give us boxes or MREs to take home.

@jduff59

2 жыл бұрын

You had a good guy there - giving them to his fellow grunts. Many would have sold them on the black market.

@superheriber27

2 жыл бұрын

that sounds great

@AnimeFan-wd5pq

2 жыл бұрын

@@jduff59 black market, a.k.a Steve’s gang of MRE suppliers.

@jackharris697

2 жыл бұрын

Dang I hope I get a box full one day.

@vinegarhusbands

Жыл бұрын

I hate washing dishes and cooking so tbh I'd be stoked about having extra free MREs

Steve really needs to interview a food scientist...or an MRE engineer...

@PedanticNo1

2 жыл бұрын

He could provide such great insights for them. It's one thing to have focus groups and whatnot, but this man has probably tasted everything they currently produce for US MREs, his feedback would be invaluable.

@joeyweinstock2272

Жыл бұрын

We had a funny joke of the people that taste tests MREs and are like yea this tastes good

@combatkarl965

Жыл бұрын

He should try the shit, we had to eat in the 80s.

@jackie_boi116

Жыл бұрын

@@combatkarl965 He did. He ate the four fingers of death from 82.

@combatkarl965

Жыл бұрын

@@jackie_boi116 and survived? Now that's a constitution.

The seratonin I get from his “Nice” is unmatched

@adozer6848

3 жыл бұрын

He is such a positive guy! I love hearing him talk. I put him on as I'm doing stuff around the house.

@zacharyellison4189

3 жыл бұрын

@@adozer6848 lol. I have to be sitting so I can actually watch. I like war stories with mark Felton for working around the house

@adozer6848

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharyellison4189 I like Marc Felton also. I fall asleep listening to him sometimes....makes for odd dreams.

@josephglista561

3 жыл бұрын

For me it's the "Alright, let's get this out onto a tray."

@zacharyellison4189

3 жыл бұрын

@@adozer6848 indeed they can. A podcast would be another option

I work overnight security at a hotel and I mostly watch you eat mre's

@James-wk5mj

3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@AcceiusTriarii

3 жыл бұрын

Man, i hope you're munching something because i sure get hungry while watching these videos.

@AcE-tl7xw

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine that's such a vibe tho

@vitoscalleta4431

3 жыл бұрын

That honestly has to be pretty comfy

@DAorangePEAL

3 жыл бұрын

my man

After hurricane Katrina near the east coast in NC. We were still recovering from it and were supplied with MREs which really helped. My favorite was the cheese potato scallops one. Everything in it was fantastic.

@AldoSchmedack

Жыл бұрын

Sounds good

Dude, I would have those Hashbrowns with Bacon almost every morning while deployed to "Undisclosed location in REDACTED". I'd mix the gross coffee into the granola cereal, hardly taste it and it was a pick me up. Really brought my mood up. If I got lucky, I had the Sausage Peppers on the road, the trail mix really helped on those long days.

@wolskt

2 жыл бұрын

Hash brown slapped, can’t believe they got rid of it

@NN-ix9wf

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a glowie

@bananajoe9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@NN-ix9wf If you consider military a glowie.

@NN-ix9wf

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananajoe9951 military and glowies fight for the same thing

@bananajoe9951

2 жыл бұрын

​@@NN-ix9wf I guess that depends on personal beliefs. I don't agree with the glowies, but that's something a glowie would say right? Since I can't prove either way, no sense in dragging it out.

This has to be the freshest MRE he's ever eaten. It's only 7 months old.

@solothelonelyloner

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@Bookerio

3 жыл бұрын

hope the freshness won't poison him

@MrCaptainTea

3 жыл бұрын

solothelonelyloner Yup

@Brock_Friesenborg

3 жыл бұрын

@Wee Pinbell it was a 24 hour pack made by black dog Bob, I want to say 2-4 months in the package before Steve tucked into it.

@stephenhou5335

3 жыл бұрын

Wee Pinbell I remember that he had one that is send to him by his friend who makes mre and they just made that new menu

I would like my iPhone more if they’d switch Siri’s voice to Steve’s voice.

@MionMikan

3 жыл бұрын

Turn right on Hilshire Ave. Nice!

@windwind3170

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get this App onto a tray. Nice!

@Doodledobble

3 жыл бұрын

Let's pop onto the freeway...Nice! M'kay, stay on the interstate for 5 miles.

@TheHonestFoodTeller

3 жыл бұрын

*farts* Siri: Nice hiss!

@ryanthomas9633

3 жыл бұрын

When you reach your destination: alright, cool. See ya later

I love it when he stirs coffee or any beverage. Theres always a lovely tune. 3:08 Love you Steve.

@cinderellie9583

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Always gives me joys!

When Steve is slightly dissatisfied: Mix it all together and see what happens.

@mattpace1026

10 ай бұрын

To be fair, that's how most food has been invented.

US Military logic: ‘Sir, we can either add a boat to our fleet of 60 nuclear submarines our we could give all the boys a good MRE.’ *fade out to sonar sounds*

@memestealer8857

3 жыл бұрын

usernamesrlamo bruh learn how to spell or

@boygenius538_8

3 жыл бұрын

Memestealer stop being a grammar nazi on the Internet.

@arcadianwind

3 жыл бұрын

NaziFerret WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE

@persimmonss

3 жыл бұрын

@@memestealer8857 you know the r and f are right next to each other

@summercapps5151

3 жыл бұрын

@@Panzerram coo coo

It’s a good day when Steve eats something from the same year

@peterwaugh9416

3 жыл бұрын

MRE's according to Steve are like red wine. Put them aside for a few years to mature

@goldlionmax

3 жыл бұрын

The more fresh, the more shits on it lol

@BushcraftingBogan

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure his body will reject it.

It’s interesting how detailed the military is about food, like how they have specific names for each ration and each item inside the ration

@Schnoz42069

Жыл бұрын

It’s the military. It has to be detailed.

@Schnoz42069

Жыл бұрын

Plus it’s food. People eat these every day. They need that information.

@AldoSchmedack

Жыл бұрын

1 Napkin, 2 ea, 4 ply, dry, US made...

This is awesome, you are the Bob Ross of MRE's.. I was thinking of buying some for an emergency, now I'm sold. Thanks dude!

@jacklarkin6282

9 ай бұрын

I bought some just to not have to go to Walmart, now I'm hooked. Just order a crap ton and all my meals are prepared.

The auto-generated subtitles said “applause” when you emptied the craisins onto the tray.

@jungleinsectspikewall4474

3 жыл бұрын

APPLAUD THE RAISINS!

@Doodledobble

3 жыл бұрын

Bwahahaha, you're right!

@DravgonPL

3 жыл бұрын

But did you start clapping when it came up?

@farid_hbp

3 жыл бұрын

KZread asking you to give applause for those raisins

@doomislav5791

3 жыл бұрын

BEHOLD OUR CRAISIN OVERLORDS ARRIVAL

When is the US Gov going to hire Steve as a consultant for new MRE development?

@joeymarino7907

3 жыл бұрын

True

@theandrewcummins

3 жыл бұрын

This is a very important question.

@anonvideo738

3 жыл бұрын

who says he isnt already hired?

@joeymarino7907

3 жыл бұрын

True but if they did, he could say it, and garner more Reputation = views and subs

@jozura5569

3 жыл бұрын

anon video lol that would be a amazing🤣

I continue to live vicariously through you, Steve! I like how you start out by tasting the meal elements on their own and then mix them up. I have yet to disagree with your flavor combos. Thanks for all you do!

*Steve stares at canadian goose Goose: hisses Steve: Nice hiss

@Shinzon23

2 жыл бұрын

*30 minutes later* you can really taste the hatred of anything non goose in this!

@kaneda956

Жыл бұрын

and then 3 hrs later pulls the goose out of the oven and proceeds to food review lol

That Rambo "All He Wanted Was Something To Eat" shirt destroyed me. 😂

@mchoffner8497

3 жыл бұрын

I love his shirts, and his shelves

@mindeloman

3 жыл бұрын

Should get the brian dennehy companion Tshirt that says, "there's a diner about 30 miles up the road."

@jre-1337

3 жыл бұрын

"Wouldn't have been no trouble if it weren't for that king shit cop!!"

@g1ng3r_

3 жыл бұрын

Game over, man, game over!

I want Steve to do my autopsy when I die 😂 "Let's get these organs out onto a tray... Nice!"

@rmisionero

3 жыл бұрын

Opens your stomach: "Nice hiss!"

@claverification

3 жыл бұрын

@@rmisionero steve be like: lets see whats inside, maybe we can figure out the last MRE he ate.

@bkwright87

3 жыл бұрын

@@rmisionero Damnit! You took my comment by an hour! 😆

@G36Jeff

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. I love you guys

@G36Jeff

3 жыл бұрын

Red Pill Panda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't even remember how I found this channel so I'm now convinced it was fate. This content is everything I didn't realize I needed and I am *here* for it.

Steve - “this coffee tastes like flat swamp water” Me - “how the hell would he know what that tastes like??” Then I remember it’s highly likely that Steve has in fact drunk flat swamp water at some point.

@nulltheworm

2 жыл бұрын

What do you want him to say? The swamp had a nice hiss... 😂

@TheFatNumpty

2 жыл бұрын

@@nulltheworm it probably did to be fair 😂

@babsbylow6869

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he is a Floridian.

@dragonladygray1335

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@umbrvalken

2 жыл бұрын

I love the implication of carbonated swamp water.

Nothing gets me jazzed like seeing Steve pull out a Beverage Base Orange Type III when I just had one of those with lunch.

@flamingrubys11

3 жыл бұрын

My uncle when we visited him at a airforce base used to share his mres with me, always mystified me as a kid hie the food only needed water to heat up

@KaiNLinda

3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@boblarry5524

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot to drink the other one ;-;

@siainvestigationsteam2713

3 жыл бұрын

Not only are we going to New Hampshire," .. "we’re going to South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Arizona! And North Dakota! And New Mexico! We’re going to California! And Texas! And New York! And we’re going to South Dakota! And Oregon! And Washington and Michigan!.. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House. Yaaaaaaaay!!!."

@familyfinatial1257

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiNLinda lets get this out onto a tray

“ now let’s get this onto a tray,NICE” Never gets old for me

@user-tr9nj6ki8u

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I put food on a plate now when I get done I’m like “nice”

@Mothman777

3 жыл бұрын

I always finger gun my monitor when he says "Nice" I am 100 percent on que each time. I regret nothing.

@jamesklebenow6885

2 жыл бұрын

“This one is a 1989 US ration” -Steve “I told you to stop calling me that” -his wife

@spg1026

Жыл бұрын

T-shirt with that on it.

@sirron7791

Жыл бұрын

Literally the best prt of every video

I never get tired of "Let's get this out on a tray. Nice!"

Anyone else get hungry watching these ha I’m sitting eating a home cooked nice meal and I just was osmotic cranberries and trail mix 😂

I was so relieved when he mixed the cranberries and peanuts with the trail mix.

@brendon8702

3 жыл бұрын

that was my favourite part

@mlembrant

3 жыл бұрын

yeah.. it got pretty tense there ..

I can't believe I reenlisted just for them to get rid of my hasbrowns and bacon

@MrBdawg9999

3 жыл бұрын

>reenlisting Well that's your first problem lol

@pannacottafugo7777

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service. My wife is in the marines. And me, as her wife, am too scared to do that shit. Thank you

@thatsnodildo1974

3 жыл бұрын

That Dodge Charger aint worth it any more now you cant get that good MRE huh?

@iAMiRex27

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatsnodildo1974 you can clearly see by my profile picture my money went to a shitbox Tacoma, tyvm

@alinapaiz8369

3 жыл бұрын

@@pannacottafugo7777 yesss w/w

I can't be the only that giggled at the "smells like strong tang" statement 🤣🤣🤣

@Steve1989MRE

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@Scyber_Official

3 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE Noice 👍

@mikescott6647

3 жыл бұрын

🙋🏼‍♂️ my cousin and uncle (his step dad) were giving each other a hard time about tang at a holiday dinner once... I stifled my laughter thru about 15 "tangs"...but when my uncle aggressively said "I prolly had hot tang before you were even born!" myself and my cousin's girlfriend lost it. Then everyone else, including my 80 year old grandma were belly laughing. 😂 Been a long running joke ever since.

These mres look so good I’d actually eat these for meals over TV dinners or even some regular dinners , idk why but they look really good Steve’s way of presentation

Steve's platoon mate gets set on fire Steve: "that's a nice medium roast with good chunks and a real inviting smell"

@cryofreeze4077

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard. Well done 😂

@NourIssam1

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@carternichols845

3 жыл бұрын

“Nice hiss”

@paintrane1179

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice lol

@danielmcgillis270

3 жыл бұрын

Lets get that out on a tray. Nice.

I get a pang of nostalgia whenever those MRE crackers come out. My grandpa was in forestry and his sector was supplied by army surplus, he'd get to bring home the MREs that were getting old and would always give me the crackers and peanut butter or cheese

@newhampguy

3 жыл бұрын

D'awwww

@Tailstraw_xD

3 жыл бұрын

@Gulf Relay xD I probably did it when I was a kid, just because I was hungry

@harrisonthecarguy3734

3 жыл бұрын

thats sweet

@harrisonthecarguy3734

3 жыл бұрын

is he still alive?

@derekc4919

3 жыл бұрын

You feel nostalgic?👍😎 Try eating them exclusively for 5 months.

Clutch, a better consistent youtube reviewer there is none. I was in search of this MRE since i came upon it recently...now im just gonna go and prep it, just can’t wait 4 more hours til morning

I’m Chinese and I have had the full range of Chinese milk rations. I thought they were quite good. A specific type that’s pretty similar to mres actually was my only food source for a month some time ago. Now i came to Europe and tried this menu, sausage with onions. It absolutely blew me away. Absolutely night and day compared to what I had before. First thing that I thought of after I had eaten it was “no wonder the Americans are gonna kick our ass if we ever go to war”.

MRE manufacturer: how much trail mix do you want in menu 20? Military: yes

@RestrictedHades

3 жыл бұрын

Civilian mre: trail mix Military mre: field mix

@codycarrigan6287

3 жыл бұрын

That trail mix is good at first, but by the 3rd time you get it in the field you’re trying to trade it for other things lol

@matchesburn

3 жыл бұрын

Marines: "Still no crayon flavor option..."

@UpToSpeedOnJaguar

3 жыл бұрын

@@matchesburn and yet they added it AND a package of peanuts to the mix. Honestly don't think it'll last more than a year.

I hunted the hasbrowns for breakfast daily while in Syria. Sucks they got rid of it.

@MS.on.YouTube

3 жыл бұрын

I have a wild Syrian hasbrown's 12 point rack on my wall

@Chi26trojans

3 жыл бұрын

The hasbrowns and maple sausage ones are the only two MRE’s I halfway enjoy having for breakfast. Really sucks they replaced it

@crazinkcf1840

3 жыл бұрын

@Hammer Go Bonk! Phenomenal, simply incredible.

@KaiserMattTygore927

3 жыл бұрын

The hashbrown has now become an endangered species in the middle east due to human predation. Normally, the Hashbrown in its natural habitat flees towards MRE bags when in danger, however human hunters have taken advantage of this instinct and as of 2020, they have been hunted down to extinction.

@jchat122010

3 жыл бұрын

Ayeee I’m in Syria rn but I feel you man. Hands down the best MRE especially when you put that cheese spread in the hash browns 🤤

I’m in the Marines and my unit still has yet to see this sausage one. I still firmly believe the hash brown one is on the highest tier of MREs and going to be hard to beat. I’ll edit this post in about ten years when I finally get the chance to try it.

@skinWalkman

Жыл бұрын

Get used to it bud. I was still finding veggie omelette well into 2019.

Love the way you speed it up when you mix your drinks and then the little ding ding ding at the end feel so right

Back when I was in the US Marines 1989. MRE's came with a tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce. Now that was adding flavor to your Field Rations👍🏾

@ihcman9130

3 жыл бұрын

They should have kept using those little bottles of Tabasco. The hot sauce they have in there now in little packets tastes like turpentine.

@dougtaylor7724

3 жыл бұрын

I saw 10 of those bottles sold on eBay 5 years ago for like $18. I thought wth? You can have a big bottle for $3.

@Mob-es9jm

3 жыл бұрын

They should bring that back in my opinion or something similar

@alanbayman7729

3 жыл бұрын

I had some MRE's from the late 2000's that had Tabasco sauce, though not all of them. I think the enchiladas came with it.

@bindingofisaacchannel3054

3 жыл бұрын

Doug Taylor For those who love paying for glass!

Steve's a national treasure. We must do whatever we can to protect him.

@Raskolnikov70

3 жыл бұрын

Except stop him from eating 100-year-old food, of course.

@Jesusisyhwh

3 жыл бұрын

From who? Himself?

@teslagasoline5629

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jesusisyhwh the low nutritional high sugar snacks MRE snacks.

@LoveThisRealWoman

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry Steve will out live us all.

@indieWellie

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Michels botulism.

I love the zoom in when pouring the water into the coffee. It's like a hold your breath moment. Is it going to mix perfectly moment 😆

I'm currently in the US Army and while in an FTX last week I had this MRE for the first time. However it now comes with beef jerky trail mix instead. I wasn't a fan of that but the sausage was honestly one of the best MRE I ever had.

@kriss3d

Жыл бұрын

I'd love to be able to get that kind of things as a civilian.

@mm-qq7bb

Жыл бұрын

@@kriss3d I think you can buy them but they are not cheap

@Apollo5752353

8 ай бұрын

​@@mm-qq7bbDefinitely not cheap, spent over 100 on a 12 pack

I just imagine him sneaking into an army base and stuffing MRE's into a bag before running off.

@fearlessace6029

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have to sneak they just let him on at this point

@jkalash762

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, you mean you didn't know he secretly was solely responsible for getting the raid area 51 fiasco going as a ruse to get in to see what futuristic mre tech they're working on? 😂😂😂

@Jermster_91

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if he had his connections to get them.

@adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259

3 жыл бұрын

“just gotta kill this guard”

@mangoboy3367

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I don't think that the military would mind if that's all he took😁

When shopping for glassware, Steve rates products primarily on their acoustic properties. Steve: "Nice clink."

@davidhong1934

3 жыл бұрын

Child: Mom, why is there a buff food critic tapping all the glass cups with a tiny plastic spoon? Mom: I'll tell you when you're older, sweetheart.

Why do I keep coming back to watch Steve eat processed food? His videos are better than my Type II spray-dried morning coffee.

I have to say that it is very interesting to see Steve eat these Military food with out any real reason and He is always so nice and friendly.

@nogglebeak

2 жыл бұрын

modern MREs are pretty damn good.

@Kriss_L

2 жыл бұрын

@@nogglebeak I would not agree. I prefer the late 80s MREs to the crap we had in 2011.

I've checked out some of the other guys that do this but Steve's reviews are by far the best. His set up, word usage, he explains every little piece and and part of the deal. Has great catch phrases and has a very inviting voice and narration. To think I stumbled across Steve's reviees about 3 years ago just surfing KZread and going down the rabbit hole one evening. I stayed up till morning watching his vids. Keep up the great work steve. From one Floridian to another, I salute you sir. Oh by the way, if you happen to read this. I found a kinda wacky, weird mre on Amazon prime, it's called zombie survival mre or something. Anyway they're themed lol I ordered one for 20 bucks, it's the stoners pack lol. It comes with 2 standard mre pizzas, 2 packs of skittle, 2 packs of starburst both originals. I believe it comes with other standard mre fare. Accessory pack and suck, crackers and jalapeno cheese spread. I like the jalapeno cheese but the bacon one is tremendously good as well. When you mix the two it takes it off the charts man. Soooooo good! Anyways just thought you might like to check those out, as to add some content to your page! Cheers mate.

@chrismaverick9828

3 жыл бұрын

Those early nights right after you discover Steve and just have to watch one more...

@Jaytwisty23

3 жыл бұрын

Look at me everyone, I'm a stoner! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mariamartins367

3 жыл бұрын

Sure but why talk about Steve here ?

@sIurz

3 жыл бұрын

Iamthedanger dont be like that man

@breezyn

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jaytwisty23 , yeah... If the only thing you got out of that paragraph was "it's the stoners pack"? I don't know if the 'stoner' is the one who deserves the facepalm.

*rabid cat attacks him* Steve- Nice hiss.

@Zoot_of_Anthrax

3 жыл бұрын

Then he tries to put cat on a tray

@jlshel42

3 жыл бұрын

Steve meets a kitten: “Nice little hiss.”

@famvirious

3 жыл бұрын

Alright, now let's get its guts out on a tray. Nice!

@Jaytwisty23

3 жыл бұрын

Wow such funny 🤦🏻‍♂️

I can imagine how delicious and inviting this MRE must be.

Why do I enjoy the unpacking so much. I got hammered the other night and bought a 12 pack of mre’s after binging these videos

I'm used to watching these videos 5 years after they've been made . . feels wrong being this early!

@Nightdiver20

3 жыл бұрын

That's ok. He probably feels wrong eating food this fresh.

@paulwonderley538

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny cos ste used to eat mre five years out of date now he gets them in date weird ok..nice

@metamorphicorder

3 жыл бұрын

Steves videos keep about as well as the food he reviews tho so theres really no too late to watch one.

@Raskolnikov70

3 жыл бұрын

5 years old is still fresher than most of the rations he's eating.

@armandoalcala9093

3 жыл бұрын

Raskolnikov70 😂😂😂

Steve- single handedly rocketing the price of Menu 20's in just 25 minutes.

@dougtaylor7724

3 жыл бұрын

The SEC is investigating him for price manipulation as he was rumored to be holding over 50,000 of Menu 20. Lol

@thecanadiankiwibirb4512

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TD04_Trav

3 жыл бұрын

Doug Taylor lol that’s just smart right there

I like this guy's videos. No matter what he's eating he always says it's "exceptional" and "delicious". I think his taste buds are playing a trick on him.

I love that this is Steve absolutely blowing up a change in the nicest way possible.

The Army Quartermasters need to take note when Steve does a review.

@tracymoorhead8307

3 жыл бұрын

If they did listen we’d have gussets on our food and drink packs!!

Some of the best ever spoon clinks with both of those Beverage Base Orange Type III s. Music to my ears.

@chocobofangirl

3 жыл бұрын

Also some pretty cute taps on the top of the coffee

@MinMaxxx

3 жыл бұрын

These last 2 vids definitely had nice spoon music

I, too, am recovering from a surgery, at home now. I find these videos very educational, but also very relaxing. When I was in the Air Force, I had the occasional MRE, but working on the flight line, we usually were given something called a “box lunch.” Served the same purpose as an MRE, but not meant to keep for any period of time-regular sandwiches and such. Chris

I have dialysis treatments at 4am 3 times a week and i love watching your videos man

Legend has it Steve hasn’t taken a poop in over 14 years from the MRE digestion blockage

@crazinkcf1840

3 жыл бұрын

@___ Joe mama

@IfbbProRolandcHazard

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, true, was in the field for a week and didn't have to go until we were getting ready to leave.

@Nathan-jh1ho

3 жыл бұрын

Never had that problem eating atleast one MRE every single day at BCT

@upstreamtoast3512

3 жыл бұрын

Jozai Cho obama

@upstreamtoast3512

3 жыл бұрын

Jozai Cho get Obamaed kid

Ay hes back, always good to see a new upload from steve

@Steve1989MRE

3 жыл бұрын

Always good to be back

@the1ne6ix9ine

3 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE NICE

@IanHTX

3 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE Nice hiss.

@JohnWicksPencil14

3 жыл бұрын

Steve1989MREInfo nice

@Barajas.818

3 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE glade to see you back man🤙

I'm FedEx driver and work long hours and when I come home after a long day, I make something to eat and end my day with one of your videos

How do snakes flirt? “Nice hiss.”

@Eveseptir

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit!

@marabo22

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ericschuster2680

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@WirableCrown1

3 жыл бұрын

I gonna get you out on a tray uwu

@Blz_Grvty

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

MRE Menu: Trail Mix, with extra Trail Mix and included Sausage.

@robertwhite1353

3 жыл бұрын

Steve " This was well thought out"

@DragonAurora

3 жыл бұрын

Purdy much...

@joniwaly2293

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was confused as well when I saw the cranberries aren't in the trail mix.

"Look at that hunk of BACON ...yea I gotta get that"

I love watching these so I know what’s it’s like to eat an MRE properly

For those who enjoyed Coffee Instant type II... Behold: “Beverage base orange, Type III” !

@Sammmeow

3 жыл бұрын

It really does taste like tang.

@cade-o

3 жыл бұрын

@CreedOfHeresy bad no

How is Steve getting 2020 MREs and I'm overseas eating 2015 MREs...

@Jaytwisty23

3 жыл бұрын

He matters, you don't 😂

@NPCSN

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you on KZread looking up MRE’s when you’re eating MRE’s?... 🤔

@jonathancook4733

3 жыл бұрын

Hes Steve .. almost like the Chuck Norris of the MRE world ... a legend!

@bertcochran1770

3 жыл бұрын

How did they big metal tray in that little packet?

@xinsanedefeatx

3 жыл бұрын

Bert Cochran it didn’t, he downloaded it

The tinkling spoon gets it for me. I like the consistency of your presentations, there is comfort in repetition.

Another great vid, glad I found this channel, great t-shirt

I think this is just Steve showing off his 2020 rations that will make him survive the entire year.

Been having a rough time recently and then a Steve MRE video comes out...maybe this is the universe saying “I got you” Big love to Steve and the community!

@sallycorden1095

3 жыл бұрын

Hope things get better for you

@BR4IN1N4J4R

3 жыл бұрын

We got your back

Something about the way he says "Now THAT is a breakfast." is so genuine it's perfect

Your signature tag line in all your videos..."nice hiss" 😅 love it! Great videos.

We got lucky! I heard "nice hiss" four times! and one "it's a real steamer."

@dogwalk3

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Miller & on his other video "it's a real juicer!"

@suzyrottencrotch5132

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Said it before, and I will say it again: the man is a poet.

@jr2904

3 жыл бұрын

"nice"

@z54964380

3 жыл бұрын

nice hiss

My favorite MRE so far is the menu 20 hashbrown potatoes and peppers.. I had the peppers and onions and potatoes when our power went out for a week in Oregon during an ice storm and it was so delicious

This video is where my fascination for MREs grew strongest!

Steve’s dinner party checklist: - Mess trays - Mess cups - Robust plastic cutlery - Esbit stoves - FRHs - Only the best retort pouches with gussets - Various beverage bases - Cheese spread fondu - Pleasant spoon music playlist

@joniwaly2293

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is underappreciated

@noahmosher6381

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay can prob make that into a gourmet dinner

@walkingmelon8019

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot for the likes everyone!!!

@Husk2280

3 жыл бұрын

WHERES THE MRE

I’ll always be impressed with Steve’s T-shirt game.

@sistergrimace1567

3 жыл бұрын

RCcola04 good one

@bobbywhite1411

3 жыл бұрын

Right on

@MrDirigible

3 жыл бұрын

Dude's always nostalgic but also fresh

@_hekken

3 жыл бұрын

He NEVER disappoints on his t-shirt game.

@EfficientTrout

3 жыл бұрын

I like Fear the (Christopher) Walken shirt one

Conversational, educational, ASMR Mukbang. Steve has combined all four of those elements in his channel.

@nathanarbuckle3180

11 ай бұрын

Mukbang is a stretch possibly. He's not eating copious amounts of food.

This actually picked my appetiite watching you open this one.

How many channels out there do you get to watch a man be so genuinely moved by hashbrowns and bacon in a pouch?

@aaronm8636

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, soooo true! This comment cracked me up. Honestly, a great summary of his channel. Thanks for the laugh!

Honestly, for 4 years I cannot finish cooking a meal without sayin "lets get that out on a tray"

@Wladislav

3 жыл бұрын

Nice.

I’m not ok with aspartame so I wouldn’t drink the orange drink. But everything else looks good I have a box of 2019 mre meals menu 12-24. Two thumbs up for eating all these and staying alive. Your videos are amazing and incredibly addictive and satisfying.

Spent 18 months in Army Intel learning Arabic, ate many an MRE. Thanks for some nostalgia. ☕

"Tastes like something you'd get in a gas station." Without a trace of irony, as a positive attribute. Just frickin' awesome.

@ronamartel1286

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 That cracked me up

@KrikZ32

3 жыл бұрын

If you aren't enjoying a little gas station food from time to time, you ain't living brother.

@Murmarine

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrikZ32 Shitty gas station hot dogs are a fucking godsent from time to time.

@2ecember

3 жыл бұрын

KrikKiller Cheers to that

@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I FUCKING LOVE gas station food

MRE 2020: Catastrophes, turmoils & disappointments

@mtksbctk

3 жыл бұрын

L

@chefmdecamp

3 жыл бұрын

MRE 2020: Goes from cool niche channel to shit you might really, really need to know for 2021.

@StrokeMahEgo

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the rest of 2020

i just ate the hashbrown one along with your vid. was really fun, huge fan of your content

i have been binge watching Steve for so long now i cant even remember what i have watched what i havn't Nice

Steve's underrated talent is his music, his shit sounds like the hot new dungeon synth release every music blog is raving about. Drop an album on bandcamp, king

@puppsmcgee74

3 жыл бұрын

“Hot new dungeon synth” lololol

@ronaldsoares2587

3 жыл бұрын

Steve’s spoon music!!!!!

@shadowspectrum

3 жыл бұрын

He's been doing it for years too. If you are into this sort of stuff, look up the first few Mortiis albums, ie everything before The Smell of Rain. Which is a fine album itself, but Mortiis went in a more goth/industrial direction after that. Everything before that is pure ambient dungeon synth music.

@Sarah_Grant

3 жыл бұрын

YES!!

@o-k9267

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinking Steve is the only one who's doing this quite simple (sound wise) midi synth formula, but then like a year ago I discovered that Dungeon synth exists, and hundreds of people are doing a very similar thing. Still want HIS album tho, love his compositions.