The official truck of guys who say “I would’ve served, but if a drill sergeant got in my face I would’ve kicked their ass”!!!

@sgq_.h

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, that's pretty good.

@Rysander1

3 жыл бұрын

But that didn't stop them from getting a BCM AR-15 complete with 2 different sights, a foregrip, and a PEQ-15 for no reason and mounting it behind the passenger seat like his trip to Applebee's is going to pass through Korengal Valley.

@RobCamp-rmc_0

3 жыл бұрын

*there Alternately, *would of Edit: You know what? I did this because, for some reason, I read this comment as a bumper sticker. My bad.

@sgq_.h

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobCamp-rmc_0 nah he was right

@michaelj6392

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobCamp-rmc_0 would of is incorrect. It’s would have. It’s never would of.

The official car of it's 10 years old with 200k and I want 30 grand for it

@gullf1sk

3 жыл бұрын

Should come to Norway, here a 2005 with 186 000 kilometres on it goes for around 37 grand.

@kjbrooks2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@gullf1sk an 89 with 50k on it just went for 43k here in Missouri

@torahibiki

3 жыл бұрын

2001 with 300k and still wants 14k for it.

@rossedwardmiller

3 жыл бұрын

Tacoma also fits this description lol

@literallyshaking8019

3 жыл бұрын

@@rossedwardmiller this man speaks the truth. It’s odd that one of if not the largest pickup trucks, and the smallest fetch premiums as if their beds are liked with gold instead of Line-X. Try finding a manual, rust free mid 90s bone-stock Cummins or a similar spec early-mid 2000s Tacoma for less than 15k.

“Yo I got a Cummins!” That’s cool what do you tow? “Nothin!” I’m dying😂

@MiXedPlague

3 жыл бұрын

i lost my shit

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiXedPlague with a last name like yours you should own a Cummins hah

@chuckporter9526

3 жыл бұрын

The cut to the missing tow ball was perfection.

@Cyberdeamon

3 жыл бұрын

This pretty much all the utility trucks in my city lol/

@christophermiller2168

3 жыл бұрын

Only truck capable of towing my ego

The official truck of "it only has 400000 miles, its barely broken in. 40 grand is the lowest I can go."

@lild3838

3 жыл бұрын

Holy mama...... THATS CHEAP!!!!

@axelmilan4292

3 жыл бұрын

I kNoW wHaT i GoT!!1!

@thedude8976

2 жыл бұрын

Where is this? 4x4 ?.

@GiordanDiodato

Жыл бұрын

ain't that the truth. 250k miles and you want 10 grand? no thanks.

@Jasonlopez00

Жыл бұрын

My cummins has 427k miles lol. And it still drives like new

Forget about the death wobble, you know it has a Cummins right?

@Fatallica

3 жыл бұрын

In the back of my head i knew you were a Regular fan 😁

@Grimm-Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Psh now imagine if your bronco had some Cum Mins it! Jk love your stuff.

@Mighty-Quinn

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh there he is

@digitalrailroader

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, there’s our favorite Canadian Mechanic KZreadr!

@devinodulchaoinitigh5467

3 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming I'm not the only one who thinks that's hardly rusty

"The official truck of idling for 30 minutes regardless of the weather" No sentence out there describes diesel trucks in America better than this one.

@Ulfstigandr

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you have a stick and no parking brake.

@wallk2538

3 жыл бұрын

Because it takes so long for them to warm up 🥶

@jimmysturdevant9843

3 жыл бұрын

If you care about them you MUST let them warm up. Stupid ass.

@jaredc.3508

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmysturdevant9843 You don't have to let a diesel warm up, infact letting them idle for long periods of time is not good for them. Stupid ass.

@wcvp

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ulfstigandr hey that's me, and a massive pain in my ass

Dodge Cummins, the official truck of "I have a boat but it's at my cousin's so the bank doesn't find it"

@cet262

3 жыл бұрын

This is amazing

@jackkern5125

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't make payments since he had to buy Skoal

@Meekmillan

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like you’re talking about someone from your personal life 🤣

"what do you tow with it? NOTHING" sums up 99% of diesel owners

@drstrange5388

3 жыл бұрын

It's truly a shame too, work horses used as playtoys for 17 y/o's on borrowed money.

@rixille

3 жыл бұрын

All the diesel owners I know actually haul with them. But I have seen a lot of posers get these diesels and just lift them up and never use them in a practical manner.

@butterh2

3 жыл бұрын

@@rixille i bet the diesel guys you know are the same guys i know. farmers and country guys with 3500s and f-350s that need to haul tons of shit

@bzilla1090

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I drive a 330d...don't tow much at all...big turbo though...

@nasirlanier7481

3 жыл бұрын

@@rixille I Bet they’re stock and don’t have 10 Foot High Trucks Illuminating Lights and a Loud Truck Horn with Rolling Coal Exhaust

Dodge Cummin ,the official cosplay for the "I'm country" crowd.

@DJjakedrake

3 жыл бұрын

Back in 2004 it's what all the country business owners had soooo.

@RegularCars

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@davoid96

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@Mrjohnnymoo1

3 жыл бұрын

@@DJjakedrake That's because they were moving from the 7.3 back to the Cummins because they didn't like the none bulletproofed 6.0s

@drecartier

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it !😂

Ah yes, truck driver sunglasses. The official glasses of picking a fight with someone in the Lowe's parking lot for looking at you wrong BUT only after confirming they're smaller than you

@12yearssober

3 жыл бұрын

It’s lame to like your own comment. Yes we know you did.

@ileutur6863

3 жыл бұрын

@@12yearssober have to screw with the algorithm somehow

@rikidiki8940

3 жыл бұрын

@@ileutur6863 taj ker

@ileutur6863

3 жыл бұрын

@@rikidiki8940 taj ker

@christopherwilliams9418

3 жыл бұрын

Oakleys: On $3,000 cowboy boots: On Driving to: Managerial job at Walmart Lmao

The official truck of “buy Murican!!!”, yet it’s built in Mexico.

@freedom24v86

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a good thing for 2nd gens lmao

@Jestokost

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrispowell5751 that’s the plate for the engine itself. Many (but not all) Rams are made in Mexico.

@jamessheets9205

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jestokost They made some of them in St. Louis Missouri up until the mid to late 2000's. I have a friend with a 2006 that was built there and an ex-plant worker looked at the tag on my 2007.5 and said it was made there too. I never checked and confirmed it myself though.

@JRC99

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jestokost They're all built in Sterling Heights, Michigan now.

@1111Tactical

3 жыл бұрын

Made In America* *assembled in america

Dodge Cummins: Brought to you by Thin Blue Line stickers, piles of empty Skoal cans, and having a basement that looks like that farmer's shed from Hot Fuzz.

@flavortown289

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t forget the Oakley’s and the goatee.

@twotailedavenger

2 жыл бұрын

@@flavortown289 Oh yes, the "go back to Africa" goatee.

@daltonbecker4494

2 жыл бұрын

@@flavortown289 And Carhartt clothing from head to toe.

@flavortown289

2 жыл бұрын

@@daltonbecker4494 Amen

The official truck of tailgating you even though you're already going 15 over the speed limit

@thetechlibrarian

3 жыл бұрын

Right! I can't stand that, especially When there's 3 inch's of fresh snow.

@Dex99SS

3 жыл бұрын

It's literally a worthless idiot in a worthless derdge truck every single time too

@ZePanthersGang

3 жыл бұрын

I’d go as far as saying over 25 of the speed limit lol

@8draco8

3 жыл бұрын

Oh so RAM drivers are basically Audi drivers but for US market

@fluffskunk

3 жыл бұрын

@@8draco8 Well there are also Audi drivers.

Cummins, the official truck of banging all the gears, spinning tires and setting car alarms off, all without ever breaking the speed limit.

@hoofglormuss657

3 жыл бұрын

that "sense of power" laugh he does when the wheels are spun . . . I felt sorry for him after that.

@brewskibh

3 жыл бұрын

Straight piped miata has the same effect

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Bought a 12 valve to do a little resto-mod project with. Did exactly that for a while before running out of budget because even cheap diesel parts are still expensive if you want to build the truck right.

@jacobgeary9811

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas 12 valves are slow as shit lol I've had 2, one had compunds and stage 1 Injectors still wasnt that fast, my common rail came with 325hp and 610tq factory and it isn't a slouch that bitch goes

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobgeary9811 I didn't buy it to go fast. I bought it to be reliable and good enough for a giggle every so often. I wasn't building a race truck, although 12 valves make great race engines. My plan was to build a tow rig. I was shooting for somewhere in the neighborhood of 500hp/1000tq. Whichever I could hit first. Really not stressing the 12 valve platform. Ran out of budget before I could get there though.

Cummins: the official truck of caring what brand of tires your friends own.

@DannyBeans

3 жыл бұрын

The official truck of "I'd rather push a Dodge than drive a Chevy!"

Dodge Cummins, the official truck of the guy who has a Garand ping as his phone's notification sound.

@thegreatkingdaniel

3 жыл бұрын

Naw, I drive a W123.

@christophermiller2168

3 жыл бұрын

This is a great idea...updating now

@benderrodriguez8331

3 жыл бұрын

Ok not gonna lie that’s actually an awesome idea

@james_chatman

3 жыл бұрын

Is that seriously a thing?

@benderrodriguez8331

3 жыл бұрын

James Chatman just checked iTunes Store and yes.. Yes it is lol

The official truck of "I'm going to straight pipe my truck and rev it in a Sonic parking lot at 2 AM".

@digitalrailroader

3 жыл бұрын

They also do that in Walmart parking lots too; the moment one of those idiots throws a rod through the block, I’m going to laugh my ass off at their stupidity.

@jorgeguzman2137

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@raultrashlord4404

3 жыл бұрын

thank you for your service

@hoofglormuss657

3 жыл бұрын

After that pussy walked away from me at buffalo wild wings. He didn't want none of this.

@matt1315s

3 жыл бұрын

I used to do that.....when I was 17 lol.

Dodge Cummins: The official truck of having to repeat yourself at the McDonalds drive-thru because the employee can't hear you over the sound of engine and the Eminem CD you are playing at full volume even though your speakers are all but disintegrated.

@Davidsladky135

3 жыл бұрын

Was behind a pickup truck at a McDonalds that had to shut off his engine to order, pay for the food and then get the food lol

@yeeticus_maximus9616

3 жыл бұрын

@@Davidsladky135 my cousin has a huge, loud Cummins and he always has to shut it off in places like that

@rustyshackleford6637

3 жыл бұрын

@@Davidsladky135 I cut off my muffler on my F150 when I was 19, and I would do the same thing. One time I went through a drive thru with some people I had recently met and they were like "this guy shut his motor off so they can hear him," they thought I was the nicest guy in the world 🙃

@9rg9

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck that’s me lol

@VesnaZmeya

3 жыл бұрын

@@Davidsladky135 i know this feel cause i have to do it every time, even when im still next in line so the peoiple ahead dont have a hard time either lol

The official truck of “My mirrors are so wide I can see myself tow nothing!”

@holysirsalad

2 жыл бұрын

Ghost Trailer

The official car of “I’m embarrassed it’s a Dodge Ram, so i refer to it by the engine maker’s name.”

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

At least I don't drive an Isuzu.

@BobTheBreaker9

3 жыл бұрын

So real

@andrewhaywood531

3 жыл бұрын

Check out my Ferrari Ghibli or Honda Vue, I got my eye on a BMW Supra.

@randymagnum143

3 жыл бұрын

@@CalculatorGuides sure, if you're into scrap hoppers full of izuzu dirtymax heads? Between them and intertrashional, they keep the local scrap yard in inventory.

@CalculatorGuides

3 жыл бұрын

@@randymagnum143 i never had that problem,probably because my country only sells one isuzu car and its from the 90s to early 2000s,only now they gave us the m-ux and since how long the panther has been produced,its not an issue

The official truck of “I know what I have, don’t lowball me”

@Brandon_Nelson92

3 жыл бұрын

1996 12v cummins for sale. Transmission recently rebuilt (no paperwork). 390k miles. Just barely broken, since its a cummins. This cummins engine (truck is included) will outlive your grand kids. This is an investment. $22,000 firm. No lowballers. I know what I got. Sound about right?

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon_Nelson92 Can confirm. Grew up around B series engines in tractors and Dodge trucks, and they are truly awesome engines. Wanted a 12 valve to tinker with and totally allowed myself to get absolutely hosed on one that I was planning to resto-mod. It was a lot of fun to tinker with until I ran out of money because diesel parts are expensive even when they're cheap. It would have been even worse if it was a common rail truck.

@aaronduncan3776

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer for sale not on sale

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon_Nelson92 "Has 4” exhaust with 10" tip". You forgot that mandatory bit of info

@spacecadet8843

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon_Nelson92 missing the ALL CAPS

Can we appreciate how totally cool the owner that truck was when he tried to put it in reverse while going forward and he just casually reached over and put it in 6th Gear. While laughing about the whole ordeal.

@brettbrettson69

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't going to get upset at somebody who had never driven this truck before haha

@joshualaw375

3 жыл бұрын

Possibly the first Dodge guy I’ve seen who is actually a cool person. Unfortunately the diesel truck scene (particularly the cummins boys) is awash with assholes who coal roll the shit out of bystanders just to laugh at the misery they inflicted. This guy however does seem like a great guy, and I hope more diesel owners start acting more like him. :)

@brettbrettson69

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshualaw375 I wouldn't say I'm cool but thanks man, I appreciate you. Its always fun to see someone else drive my truck

@CMannStayns

3 жыл бұрын

Had a work truck like this at the last job. That was very easy to do with this axle ratio, because 6th feels like 4th in any other vehicle, so you go hunting for 5th. Quite embarrassing when you realize you're an idiot and leave it in 6th.

@yayoinkdab5883

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshualaw375 not sure what your on about, never seen this happen irl, I see trucks roal coal, but only on highways, never on people

The official truck of: “I’ve had more step-fathers than fuel filters!” Got me for a laugh

@GiordanDiodato

Жыл бұрын

more like "I love banging my girlfriend at family gatherings"

"Nice work truck bro!" "Work?"

Owning a Cummins is like being a vegan, you constantly have to tell everyone how great it is even though they didn't ask.

@Toastmaster_5000

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because they're also very opposite kinds of people

@PrydeWater901

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toastmaster_5000 yet the same eye roll 🙄 of a “conversation”.

@mog7501

3 жыл бұрын

Additionally, they're both miserable but have to keep up appearances "for the cause."

@anthyman1

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the Cummins folks are way worse, lol. I've never had a Prius drive past and spray tofu at me 🤣

@Caledon91

3 жыл бұрын

@John Verne Also: atheism, PC gaming, CrossFit, EV driver, rotary engine enthusiast...

"Well, you know what they say, if you can't Dodge it, Ram it!😂😂" -Sir, you killed three pedestrians

@PrydeWater901

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like an excuse to accept shitty steering that will only get shittier.

@signlsirchir2156

3 жыл бұрын

they were cones!

@SirLoinTheBeefy

3 жыл бұрын

[breathing heavily, in mustang]

@zachhagan6239

3 жыл бұрын

Dodge owners🤝Mustang owners

Dodge Cummins: it sounds like a school bus the remind you of your sophomore year of high school because that's when you peaked in life. Captain of the JV football team.

"For the man whose favorite videos are girls shooting guns." I died.

As a 20 year old who just sold his Cummins to pay back the borrowed money, you’ve nailed the stereotype.

@iPhoneAppReviewer

3 жыл бұрын

Must’ve fetched a pretty penny since it was advertised with Bill Clinton’s farts baked into the passenger seat.

@wraithmedaberry5795

3 жыл бұрын

Wow Jeffery, I wouldn’t expect a guy like you to drive a dodge ram

@hoofglormuss657

3 жыл бұрын

There's a dealer in my town that only buys trucks that people can't afford loan payments on anymore. His lot is overflowing.

@stuchbrosmnore8627

3 жыл бұрын

The same can applies to the ones who buys the Benzes and BMWs of high luxury and high price.

@E_tiBEAMERBOY

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuchbrosmnore8627 except that’s miles worse as they depreciate like mad. Also neglected as fuck on the maintenance side of things smh.

"For the man whose favorite videos are girls shooting guns" So he's been seeing those KZread stories too huh 😏 Edit: thanks for the likes; and btw, did you know that if you look closely, those girl are actually holding guns?

@timfagan816

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@k.morningstar7983

3 жыл бұрын

"the married incel" is quite the mood as well

@jackelracer593

3 жыл бұрын

@Girlswithguns is overrated

@Mr-Trox

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackelracer593 It's only good for clowning on the noodle armed "men" who act like AR-15's kick like a mule and you have to have more steroids than blood to handle a 12 gauge.

@jackelracer593

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Trox Im confused by your comment @girlswithguns is regurgitation of instashorts of hawt instahoes welding some serious steel and you’re trying bring some weird comment about wannabe boog boiis

"Yo, i got a cummins." Cool, what do you tow? "NOTHING!"

The official truck of being a dude who's exactly 5'4" but puts on a 6" suspension lift because he wants to know what being tall feels like.

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

Haha it's shit I see often too big lifted truck pulls up short dude pops out to go grab his monsters or red bulls

@dirtyasianmafia2310

3 жыл бұрын

@@nou8257 and he's gotta jump from the from the cab to the ground

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

@@dirtyasianmafia2310 Yep my truck had a slight lift on it when i got it and man it really sucks not having steps

@BeregondFirstCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

I go though diesel trucks for sale and see just as many chevys as rams lifted lol

@Mattie_Ice

Жыл бұрын

I'm a short guy. Drive two diesels. And also a truck driver. Am I suppose to drive a fuckin Kia? Your logic I can't have a lifted truck because of something I can't change? You're too worried about what others are doing mate.

Dodge Cummins Turbo Diesel; The Genesis of the “Brodozer”.

@assoonaspastablepizza8135

3 жыл бұрын

More like "graduated from the school of white privilege."

@NYPATRIOTBX

3 жыл бұрын

@@assoonaspastablepizza8135 I would think that would be a brand new Mercedes.

@akilh340

3 жыл бұрын

@@NYPATRIOTBX why not both?

@NYPATRIOTBX

3 жыл бұрын

@@akilh340 I don’t see how a pickup truck is a sign of “white privilege”

@reedtarted1932

3 жыл бұрын

@@NYPATRIOTBX be cause most eastern high schools don’t have Uber rich parents

Oh hey, it's the truck that tailgates me when I'm going 20 over the limit.

@buckhorncortez

3 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the truth. I can be going 90 mph on the Interstate and if someone is on may bumper - they're driving a Ram truck.

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

@@buckhorncortez grab life by the frame horns?

@brad11344

3 жыл бұрын

Most Dodge guys are little pricks

@ArsonistArborist

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe, get in the right lane then?

@RoboJules

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArsonistArborist This is down a narrow, two lane, country road with revines at either side, dude. I would if I could.

The official truck of the guy who stopped watching NASCAR but still makes sure to tell them about it every time they tweet about Bubba Wallace.

When my 2001 Ram does something stupid, im just like "eh its just being dodgy"

@freedom24v86

3 жыл бұрын

Yuuuuppppp

@captainseal5002

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

The official truck of "you had the whole parking lot to park in and you had to park next to me."

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

If they even bother taking only one parking space

I live in the dead center of the texas hill country and if you drive by any whataburger any time past 10pm there’s about 15 of these in the parking lot with 17 y/o kentucky-waterfall mullet bois around them. They occasionally race my 280z and i always win

@notaboutit3565

3 жыл бұрын

Drewski-Chan! I can’t believe you have a 280! What year is it?

@2Meals

3 жыл бұрын

The Great State of Texas

@Efran19786

3 жыл бұрын

I live in the hill country and can back this statement

@taterc229

3 жыл бұрын

I've had diesel sniffers try to race my 1000cc sport bike 🙃

@Aronexo

3 жыл бұрын

I tip my hat, one datsun Z owner to another.

Wait a sec, where's the exhaust tip big enough to swallow a pumpkin?

@flippknight3298

3 жыл бұрын

I laugh at your comment then remember I have a 12” tip under my flatbed 😂

@DareToBeDeviant

3 жыл бұрын

@@flippknight3298 Practically, what's the point of them? Even the guy selling them at a car show I went to last month shrugged his shoulders when asked.

@flippknight3298

3 жыл бұрын

@@DareToBeDeviant ehh,they just sound good.I don’t like the look but I love the sound and it’s hidden under my welding bed so it works out

@DareToBeDeviant

3 жыл бұрын

@@flippknight3298 If it's good in person, as in contrast to Honda fart cans, then go for it. A mean rumble is worlds better than a 4-banger sounding like Chewbacca farting through a paper towel tube.

@flippknight3298

3 жыл бұрын

@@DareToBeDeviant oh yeah

The truck with the cummins has some merit, but when its become more of a "lifestyle" choice, to signal which demographic one belong to, its reduced to become posing.

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

I bought a 12 valve beacuse it was fun to tinker with and had great aftermarket support and the capability to haul stuff around. What I got was stereotyped endlessly when I really just wanted to be left alone and vote for democrats instead of being endlessly harassed by them.

@bradley4698

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas vote red

@smokesgtp

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas lol. Hopefully you learned a lesson

Those offroad tires definitely weren't helping with all that wheel spin, lmao.

@brettbrettson69

3 жыл бұрын

They are garbage on anything that isn't dirt or mud

@immikeurnot

3 жыл бұрын

@@brettbrettson69 And being a 3/4 ton truck with a that boat anchor of a diesel engine in the front, the truck itself is worthless off pavement anyway. Sinks instantly in mud and soft dirt, too stiff for anything very rocky or uneven. The 4wd version of these trucks is for construction sites, not for actual off-roading.

@brettbrettson69

3 жыл бұрын

@@immikeurnot I agree, better suited to logging roads at best.

@keon5779

3 жыл бұрын

@@immikeurnot This, plus the ability to have a winch mounted behind the bumper, is why the Power Wagon can only be had as a gasser.

@5roundsrapid263

3 жыл бұрын

You have to have them, bro. You don’t wanna look like them city boys! 🙄

I've made it a regular tradition with my roommates to say "DODGE THE DAUGHTER RAM THE FATHER"

@garrettbell5474

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

Rolling coal is one of those things that really tests my opposition to the death penalty.

@Santor-

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious, so agree!

@SIGINT007

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, as is the tacit idea that the idiots who own these things actually know what they’re doing with mods and tunes.

@aspiceronni4462

3 жыл бұрын

Death penalty? What about protesters? They test MY opposition to the death penalty. We roll coal on the bastards while blasting the train horn so we don't have to run them over.

@doylee469

3 жыл бұрын

“Rolling coal” is so effin lame.. so damn hickish

@littlebearoverlook

3 жыл бұрын

@@aspiceronni4462 edgy

"That ten year old yellow belt energy of knowing everything and nothing at the same time" Beautiful.

The dude who owns it is required by law to wear a flannel and trucker hat everywhere. The bonus is the New Jersey plates

@freedom24v86

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus fuck sterotype feels personal attack

@freedom24v86

3 жыл бұрын

Jumps in cummins and grabs handgun for comfort

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

Should I turn myself in? When I had my Cummins I wore metal band shirts, no hat, and even (gasp) voted for democrats.

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas Change brands or just got out of trucks?

@freedom24v86

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas metal band shirts Huh 1st gen or 2nd gen owner? Rightous shitbox

Ah yes, 700 pound feet of torque and off-road tires. The most grip.

@melvingibson4525

3 жыл бұрын

Mud tires are absolutely awful on the street. The previous owner of my truck had them on when I purchased it and you get absolutely no grip and they're only useful in extreme mud. I'm one of the few that actually takes their truck adventuring and so far I haven't come across anything that toyo AT3 can't handle. Mud tires are basically an idiot tax as they're very expensive and wear your stuff out quicker

@mrsmith2876

3 жыл бұрын

@@melvingibson4525 they do better than ATs in my cow pasture.

@shlongbongchewy

2 жыл бұрын

@@melvingibson4525 "adventuring" haha

@melvingibson4525

2 жыл бұрын

@@shlongbongchewy took your mom on an adventure

@Meekmillan

2 жыл бұрын

@@shlongbongchewy what’s he supposed to say? lol

The official truck of "I'm a grower, not a shower"

@SomeOne-ns7eu

3 жыл бұрын

Followed shorty by: "It is not me, OK. It is the COLD !!! "

@pedlpower

3 жыл бұрын

And "I don't know what happened. I usually last much longer than that."

@louyork553

3 жыл бұрын

5.9 is so popular because that's the height of most diesel owners 😅

@aspiceronni4462

3 жыл бұрын

Mine grows IN the shower.

@captainseal5002

3 жыл бұрын

@@louyork553 ha I am shorter than that only 5ft 8 with my 2002 2500 dodge ram

The mirrors are down, I'm impressed.

Dodge Cummins, the official car for those who think electric cars are a personal attack on their manhood.

@toothpasteandorangejuice4294

3 жыл бұрын

And cyclists, oh man. Don't get them started.

@AdamSmith-gs2dv

3 жыл бұрын

Call me when an EV can tow a 40ft fifth wheel without losing 3/4 of its range

@Bartonovich52

3 жыл бұрын

@ Glassback 40. Debunked like a decade ago. Electric cars.. the only cars where people seem to be so concerned about where the materials it’s made of came from. As if somehow we are just imagining that it’s tons of iron ore and coking coal and bauxite all smelted with gigawatts of electricity that makes the material for internal combustion engines..... which themselves are useless but for the fuel that just magically appears in the tank every week (no seismic exploration, drilling, pumping, piping, refining, cat cracking, or distribution... that’s all imaginary too). Any wonder they have to lie and show photos of Chilean copper strip mines as “lithium mines” for batteries that require barely any of the 100% recyclable material.

@Bartonovich52

3 жыл бұрын

@ Adam Smith. Buy a 40 foot motorhome instead and tow the EV with it to charge the batteries. I don’t get why people buy huge trucks to tow trailers that they then have to daily around town for something they only use for towing a few days out of the year. Almost everyone drives less than 100km a day except for the rare exceptions. It’s like the OP said.. EVs are an attack on manhoods that trucks validate... all those pretty pavement princesses that never haul or tow anything.

@SGavin

3 жыл бұрын

I have a 2007 with the 5.9 Cummins, and a 2013 Tesla P85. Love both of them for different reasons.

Dodge Cummins, the official truck of leaving tow mirrors out and LED tailgate strips.

@derkaderkastan420

3 жыл бұрын

The official truck of truck drivers, so our mirrors never change on or off the truck....

@Bartonovich52

3 жыл бұрын

Uh.. ok. If you can’t drive the truck with the mirrors in the normal position.. you shouldn’t drive, period.

@derkaderkastan420

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bartonovich52 why? Because when they’re up I can see more and I don’t have a stupid ass transition between my Pete mirrors and my personal vehicle?

@joshualaw375

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yup, “LOOK AT MY TOW MIRRORS I DONT TOW ANYTHING BUT I WANT YOU TO THINK I DO DESPITE NEVER CHECKING MY MIRRORS ANYWAY”

@derkaderkastan420

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshualaw375 you’re just mad cuz you don’t tow either.

This is the single best car review in history.

The official truck of: "I need to get some tires" "Sounds good, what do you drive?" "iT's A cUmMiNs"

@disturbedrocks1996

3 жыл бұрын

“Isaiah” the official name of a knob goblin that should get their head caved in by a crowbar

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck asks what you drive when you ask for tires?

@WillFPaul

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas every single tire shop because 99% of americans don't know their tire size

@jacobgeary9811

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillFPaul don't know what soft ass city u live in but around here they ask WHAT SIZE u need when u call for tires or go into the shop

@jacobgeary9811

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillFPaul oh wait u have fortnite videos no wonder ur such a dipshit

Dodge Cummins: the official truck of truck nuts.

@IamBuffal0

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, nailed it.

@MichaelMiller-rg6or

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated.

Dodge, The only truck where rust isn't optional, it's required.

@savagesock3598

3 жыл бұрын

Everything rusts if you dump salt on the road...

@robertshelton3796

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Camarata keeps buying Dodge trucks and complaining that they're no good :)

@jmgerraughty

3 жыл бұрын

That’s “structural rust.”

@jospi2

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertshelton3796 He's more of a JDM guy, he really likes his Japanese machines and cars.

@joker432

3 жыл бұрын

Do people really ignore all trucks rust? Gotta keep those fragile egos boosted!

The official truck of a "Don't Tread On Me" sticker on the left bumper, a "Back The Blue" sticker on the right, and zero sense of irony in between.

@allamericandude15

3 жыл бұрын

@Zack Attack Buddy, I live in the South. Every other vehicle on the road around here is one of these raised pickup trucks with shitty political slogans plastered on the back. THEY are the conformists trying to fit in with each other.

@allamericandude15

3 жыл бұрын

@Zack Attack Very coherent response, definitely not a non-sequitur. Well done.

@allamericandude15

3 жыл бұрын

@Zack Attack Thank you, Mr. Created-Your-Account-Yesterday.

@allamericandude15

3 жыл бұрын

@Zack Attack 01010000 01101001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110

@juusbox

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 good one dawg

Summed up diesel bro culture, around my town, in the first two minutes, alone.

Dodge Cummins: the truck for the guys that buy those oddly specific ‘certified forklift operator’ T Shirts

@1Raunchy

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@nickvasquez8054

3 жыл бұрын

Forklift drivers can't afford a cummins (even a 12v). they drive clapped out F-150s .

@spicemint80

3 жыл бұрын

I had to look this up, and why are there so many? and who buys these shirts?

@TheRealAtello

3 жыл бұрын

"I am a FORKLIFT OPERATOR and you wouldn't understand if you aren't a FORKLIFT OPERATOR born in JULY because the DEVIL is afraid of FORKLIFT OPERATORS born in JULY named GREG." Number of fonts used: 12, somehow. These shirts are actually really interesting. They're called targeted shirts. They're usually generared by AI based on trending/popular keywords from social media, so you're almost guaranteed to be specific enough to sell a shirt or two. They cost basically nothing to design, and you sell them from a drop-shipping printing factory, so production is absolutely pennies. It's almost entirely automated, and it's basically robots selling meaningless garbage to idiot humans. We deserve it, to be honest.

@mattmatthews5414

3 жыл бұрын

Those guys don’t buy those shirts. They don’t buy shirts at all because they blow their pay on beer and scratch-offs.

The official truck of GHOST TRAILER (tow mirrors extended).

@MisterNoisy

3 жыл бұрын

Also that stupid 'ghost trailer' move where they jog left before every damned right turn.

@Arthurzeiro

3 жыл бұрын

@@MisterNoisy I do that in my ute all the time, but it's cause I've playing too much Euro Truck Simulator.

@stuchbrosmnore8627

3 жыл бұрын

You should say the same of the ones who gets a car like Ferrari but don't drive it fast. To be fair.

@nou8257

3 жыл бұрын

It's amusing how dodge owners get shit for the tow mirrors being up guess I'll just extend my ford's mirrors so people can bitch about me too

@Bartonovich52

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like whataboutism. But yeah.. I’ll call anyone out who doesn’t drive a fast car fast.

The official Truck of "I own every nickel back album"

@lerg12

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

'Dodge Cummins'... Official truck for the guy who says, "If only my side mirrors were bigger, and out farther."

@billgateskilledmyuncle23

3 жыл бұрын

And if you don't like my mirrors running you off the road, you must be one of them kwurs!

@beardedslavbrew615

3 жыл бұрын

@@billgateskilledmyuncle23 "one of them kwurs!" 😂 😂 😂 😂

Dodge Ram, the official car of putting a "Learn English or Leave" sticker at the back of your truck, unware that the truck was built in Saltillo, Mexico

@ellisjackson3355

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of freightliners are built out there too

@ohyeahgamer3736

3 жыл бұрын

some where made in north carolina I believe

@keith2860

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair the sticker doesn’t say, “if you can’t speak English don’t build my truck”.

@freedom24v86

3 жыл бұрын

In 2nd gen 24v valves being built being built in Mexico is a good thing

@JoelGetzhasauselessurl

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how much they push "murica!" in their ads, I found it hilarious when learned that.

"More filters than step daddies" "More fuel than tears at a custody hearing" "..Than skin leftover at a Bris" Your in the zone Mr. Regular, well played.

So nobody’s gonna say anything about that Sterling grille swap?

@lancemclendon2260

3 жыл бұрын

I know right. That was honestly the first thing I saw when it started. Why put a Ford truck grill on a Dodge.

@superstar64

3 жыл бұрын

It makes it look like an F-650 or a 90s era last gen econoline. Looks nothing like a Dodge. Maybe it’s because of the headlights that look just like the ones on my Ranger.

@chumbawaumbacumpa

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancemclendon2260 Calling it a Ford grille is a bit of a stretch.

@chumbawaumbacumpa

3 жыл бұрын

@@superstar64 It makes it look like a Sterling Bullet, which is what the grille came off of.

@superstar64

3 жыл бұрын

@@chumbawaumbacumpa I get that, but it’s just that with Dodge’s old styling. Still, don’t like Dodge.

Zip Ties and Bias Plies' name for Rams: Shipping crates for the Cummins

The official “I want 20 thousand dollars for a 4 thousand dollar truck”

@PistonShack

3 жыл бұрын

Way too much money for half a million miles truck!

@billyray4716

3 жыл бұрын

@@PistonShack reliability doesn’t mean valuable, Lexus ls400 and 4.7 tundras go over a million miles often and they’re dirt cheap. Cummins are expensive because they’re statements.

@GooberLoofer420

3 жыл бұрын

considering the cummins is like a $10,000 option you're a little off base there bud.

@CMannStayns

3 жыл бұрын

The only 4k dollar Cummins are clapped out second gens with issues. The (yes, I believe overly optimistic) sellers that want 20k usually have actual rust free trucks, with immaculate interiors, and low miles. *Usually*. Every once in a while you get the local pavement princess that looks okay, but has been beat to shit and poorly modified by a moron that unironically says "I know what I got".

@r3n3gad34l1f3

3 жыл бұрын

@@CMannStayns do you live in the Midwest bud? Diesel bros WILL try and sell their clapped out trucks for 20k at least. I’ve seen 08 Cummins with rust on the cab corners, frames, and shit interiors being posted for 15k at least. It’s ridiculous and sad

"Oni-chan, Im Cummins!!" *rolls coal*

@thegirthquake8574

3 жыл бұрын

That's foul. Take my like.

@CreatureOutOfTime

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody already drew it

@yoisthatahonda8410

3 жыл бұрын

@@CreatureOutOfTime *Interesting*

@catsinflames4598

3 жыл бұрын

Pain

@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg

3 жыл бұрын

@@CreatureOutOfTime where's the link?

Cummins. The official truck of "those new Tacoma's are nice"

"Dude why are you cutting to me right now what the fu" I laughed hard at that.

"Just buy a Toyota Tacoma and a Duke Nukem sound board" You guys really brought it for this one. Nice job.

@chooseymomschoose

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Best episode since the Bimmer Bro takedown.

@borla4491

3 жыл бұрын

Ok. In that case, lets go tell everyone that Lexuses of most, are just Toyotas with a different badge.

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

My problem with this statement is that Tacomas are too complex and don't have near the same level of aftermarket support. If you like to tinker with your vehicle, need to haul large things occasionally, and have a fat wallet (diesel parts are expensive, especially for common rail engines) it's really hard to beat a Cummins.

@borla4491

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrIh8hondas The main thing of owning a diesel is having better or decent mileage and durability . However, diesel prices are higher than regular gasoline. But that does not make diesels obsolete and diesel can overall however have decent mpgs of over 20.

@MrIh8hondas

3 жыл бұрын

@@borla4491 I know. That was part of the reason I owned the 12 valve I had for a while. Goal was to have a good tow rig that would get 20mpg+ if I wanted it to.

Diesels are masculinity? I had a diesel Yaris.

@torahibiki

3 жыл бұрын

let him rephrase that. in america, for the longest time, there were no small block diesels like yaris or hi-lux. they were all big block v8 or big rig/ 18 wheeler engines. made for truck that were primarily used for farm equipment or commercial transport. That is why they are percieved as BIg Boi, Masculine, rides... however that seems to be changing nowdays with GM and cummins and their small block diesels on 1500 Sierras, Diesels Canyons, and Nissan Titan XD's

@jonathonedwards6741

3 жыл бұрын

@@torahibiki meanwhile here we’re switching to electric. After VW Diesel gate they’ve fallen out of favor, at least here in England. I had a diesel as a first car and in the Yaris after that it’s been petrol warm hatches and a 1.2 dual jet swift.

@jonathonedwards6741

3 жыл бұрын

@Harrison Ashley look up a MK1 fabia or octavia VRS. Both are performance diesels.

@cnoyes72

3 жыл бұрын

@@torahibiki Mmmm, that awesomely unreliable GM v8 diesel in the 1979 Cadillac Seville..... You did leave out the Volvos and Mercedes diesels (the few that there were in the US).

@pranavp386

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathonedwards6741 What do u feel about the 1.2 swift?

"oh what do you tow?" "Nothing" Got a solid snort out of me.

For the guy who laughs at everyone else's car community until they get to his: "Hey, wait a second that's not funny because it's me..."

"Dude, why are you cutting to me right now, what the f-?" LMAO, poor Roman. XD

"Idling for 30 mins regardless of the weather"

Dodge Cummins, the "official truck" of my monthly truck payment is more than my mortgage. God I needed this video and you summed it up all so well....

Spit my coffee on my steering wheel when he said "More fuel filters than step daddies"

@kbbl102.5

3 жыл бұрын

More stepdads than my truck has fuel filters***

Dodge Cummins: The official truck of grumbling about how "everybody's a snowflake these days" when the horribly offensive jokes you tell at house parties inevitably go over poorly.

@jackhoff2189

3 жыл бұрын

Worst one I've read yet

@heirofaniu

3 жыл бұрын

And then becoming irate when someone spits it back at you.

@BigBallinCarHaulin

3 жыл бұрын

Seems pretty subjective to me.

@joshualaw375

3 жыл бұрын

Well put lol, honestly the best one I’ve seen so far

@8wjzl

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackhoff2189 but it is the most accurate

Best auto reviews! I literally had tears running down my face laughing as usual. Keep up the great work.

As a truck guy I thank you for this video mr regular, you are spot on

The official car of MARRIED INCELS hoooooly shit

@keyboard101101

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Lopez what’s an Incel?

@gilbertosantos2806

3 жыл бұрын

@@keyboard101101 a violent mysogynist with zero social skills.

@zachsteele6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@keyboard101101 the other person is wrong it's basically someone who has been rejected so many times they strongly dislike women they aren't violent at all

@ianmcdonald273

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachsteele6964 that's ignoring the fact that there's been a couple mass shootings committed by incels.

@zachsteele6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianmcdonald273 is there evidence that they did it against women?

The official truck of flying confederate flags in Pennsylvania

@jeldibye

3 жыл бұрын

Diesel bros do that all the time here in Nevada; you know, the state that was born during the civil war as a Union state.

@jebedmondson6428

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeldibye I’m from Georgia, so many people proud to have been on the losing side. Funny thing is most of them moved here from up north or out west

@quentinchard6030

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh highschool kids have that flag on their lobster boats here in MAINE

@doubleutubefan5

3 жыл бұрын

The Pa/Oh Tri state area is CRAWLING (literally) with these Dodge Rams. The owners driving them like their mid size pick up is a full blown 18 wheel rig

@doktorwyvern2883

3 жыл бұрын

They do it in Oregon to. Utterly baffling.

That was sublime. Great team making great content. Well done!

Well, for about the 4th time you’ve reviewed something I own, or have owned, and I’m still reeling in shame from the first one. Keep up the good work!

@jeffreyyeater1780

2 жыл бұрын

Me too.

"The cardinal sin of having good options and taking none of them" Damn.

Some of us want to hear the beautiful sounds of a school bus while we're going to work

Anytime I’ve started getting a itch for one of these, I come back and watch again. Thank you.

1:15 the only thing missing is Staind playing in the background

Flip those tow mirrors up king let em’ know

@brettbrettson69

3 жыл бұрын

When I drive home from work today I will, just for you haha

@Bartonovich52

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! [ ]========/____\========[ ]

@lerg12

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this meme with a dodge and the tow mirrors flipped on the left side and on right side was beavis from beavis and butthead as Cornholio on the right, and the caption said: “Are You Threatening Me?!” Lmao

Dodge Cummins: the official truck of living at the intersection of tuning culture and "Truck Yeah" by Tim McGraw.

@romanpfaff3039

3 жыл бұрын

damn that was good

@Sp1n1985

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a song?

@spencerstroh2084

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah no

Dodge Ram Cummins, the official truck of camo ball caps and mullets

I work at a Dodge dealership in Montana, and my family owns a total of 5 Cummins... You've definitely nailed the stereotype.

"Left on the table like a foreskin at a briss." That one deserves an award.

@haydn-db8z

3 жыл бұрын

For joking about harming a kid?

@locomotivebreath9364

3 жыл бұрын

Reddit gold

@patrickriarchy6054

3 жыл бұрын

@@haydn-db8z yes

The official truck of "Let's roll coal on this guy fixing his girlfriend's brakes and dip because we're obviously not getting any." 🤏

“YO I GOT A CUMMINS” “That’s cool, what do you tow?” “ *NOTHIN’* “

Best sticker I’ve ever seen was on the back window of a Dodge with a Cummins, poking fun at the Ford PowerStroke. It read: “I’d rather be Cummin’ than Strokin’!” And on that day, I knew what diesel truck owners valued most. Happy new year from Texas, y’all!

Finally a video on the official car of Alberta Canada.

@Mighty-Quinn

3 жыл бұрын

Zip Ties N Bias Plies would like to have a word with you on that point. Or rather, Slave Lake would.

@619_mitch8

3 жыл бұрын

Also the official car of Eastern Oregon

@sandyv4819

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mighty-Quinn Beat me to it. Due to that cheap beer drinkin peg legged fuck, Slave lake is all I can think of when I think of Alberta Canada

@Rysander1

3 жыл бұрын

@@619_mitch8 as compared to the official car of western Oregon: the Subaru Outback.

@JS-hw8ve

3 жыл бұрын

So official it's what Kenney leased in his bid to convince the rig pigs and farmers he was "one of them".

Next level up are the people with "stacks", because real trucks have STACKS

I got a Cummins, "cool what do you tow?" Nothing! bahaha that shit got me rolling

The GTA universe refers to the dodge make as the "Bravado" make. Makes perfect sense.

Honestly, what more does a man need than a '93 T100 and a Duke Nukem soundboard?

@84impalaguy

3 жыл бұрын

You saw the retro review, didn't you?

@zerodollarbird

3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo, someone else who recognizes the existence of a T100. Mine's a '95, but I do need the soundboard.