2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore
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I Broke Minecraft With Dogs And It Was Pure Chaos (E6)
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smash like for our fallen brothers 🐶
@chromaticeditz
Жыл бұрын
First
@Kone6942
Жыл бұрын
Dogelanii
@prishasee9573
Жыл бұрын
Love your vids
@Sp00keySp00n
Жыл бұрын
L
@blueberry-vo4kq
Жыл бұрын
2nd l love ur vids ❤️
Mojang: the warden was designed to be almost impossible to defeat. Kolanii: That was too easy
@ailajanelleconcepcion6940
Жыл бұрын
Well technically infinite wardens can spawn
@mak_cheese
Жыл бұрын
@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 but they were all to scared to come out
@piglin469
Жыл бұрын
the problem was the warden can do a lot of damage to 1 entity if the shriek can kill all the dogs in its radius then I think the warden might be harder to kill
@mohdmudassir2035
Жыл бұрын
And also you aren't supposed to kill him
@animatedspringtrap5331
Жыл бұрын
Everyone: nooo you can’t use Redstone to summon a mob nooooo Mojang: ha ha red stone go brrrr
Well, this is our Kolanii content for the next two months boys
@unknownrabies2954
Жыл бұрын
Maybe even three if he feels like it
@rororokai
Жыл бұрын
Yessirrrr
@eliazschannel8045
Жыл бұрын
Yep until then see ya *plays outro song*
@dhrg9852
Жыл бұрын
Just watch 1 minute every week and we will be all good
@rororokai
Жыл бұрын
@@dhrg9852 💀
Kolanii on the throne with all the dogs is just the equivalent of Gru saying “TOGETHER! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!”
@undynlicia7554
Жыл бұрын
yes
@EnderfyOfTheDark
Жыл бұрын
Yes (This comment made my AS* off XD)
@jocelynmarieco
Жыл бұрын
Give clip
@areyouseriousrightneow5491
Жыл бұрын
@@EnderfyOfTheDark how…
@Who.knows29
6 ай бұрын
+ with the dog armor 😀
"as we've already established dogs can't fl-" *pause* "fly. is that a cat?" "Can you fly?"
@songedits4774
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣honestley my fav part of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
after many years we finally know who let the dogs out, it was Kolanii.
@ZoneProne
Жыл бұрын
@Revkitz 😂😂😂 well that's gold
@GrayishRL
Жыл бұрын
O :
@Graywolftherian7812
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
@MrAugust.
Жыл бұрын
Ong god lol
@Dayonuu
Жыл бұрын
WO9OOOOF
" Where I once howled , I now have an overwhelming urge to bark "- Dog/Wolf 2022
@absolutelygoobing
Жыл бұрын
ishe buthe
I demand a massive memorial to the fallen
@concept5631
Жыл бұрын
Seconded
@slutslayer2646
Жыл бұрын
Thirded
@yuuuukiiiiii
Жыл бұрын
Fourthed
@fabiospasiano9885
Жыл бұрын
Fifthed
@thecringeslayer
Жыл бұрын
Sixthed
what I find hilarious is that while skulk sensors detect all sounds, but only alert the shriekers from player sounds, he had soo many dogs the sensors were stuck detecting those so the warden couldn't appear, but also felt like the warden was too scared of the dogs
Seeing Kolanii almost lose his MC world in the first 2min of the episode 2x.... damn
@husseinal-marzooq1559
Жыл бұрын
@@recitationtohear I wont thank u lol
@m0hnd_8
Жыл бұрын
Im so godhxd
@aguyontheinternet8436
Жыл бұрын
technically, the warden killed him about three times over. And he got out alive. And then he took advantage of the fact he can only attack one thing at a time
@seb99342
Жыл бұрын
@@recitationtohear first link: Making Air Wedge potatoes by fantastic flavours with disabled likes and dislikes. If you comment on these potatoes video: Oh yeah. The potatoes that have no sense with Kolanii, your comment won't appear because fantastic flavours disabled these kind of comments and wants only positive like: " oh finally it's here!! " in order to defend his self promotion. 2nd: Goofy Ahh games by Memecious. Memecious is still hated since November because we had seeing him self promoting
@RavindraKumar-qw7zz
Жыл бұрын
true
wake up babe, new kolanii vid just dropped 👑
@jennydesbaux7127
Жыл бұрын
oh. Hey youtube
@Gaeilge.
Жыл бұрын
OMG KZreadEE
@Meooowx
Жыл бұрын
Hello again, KZread
@garagebird
Жыл бұрын
hi youtube can you please remove youtube shorts
@fatimaumar3031
Жыл бұрын
Oh Hello 👋
The game summons wardens based on player-caused vibrations, and the dogs were causing vibrations and eating up the cool down so you couldn't cause any. It's a miracle you managed to summon the first one. Standing on top of the screaming blocks causes them to scream and summon warden's as well.
Warden: “ feeling good! Almost killed a player today- oh one second, noise- gotta go back to work. “ Kolanii: “ REMEMBER ME? “ Warden: “ *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUC-* “
@itstrooperz
4 ай бұрын
Honestly if I was the warden I probably would have simply just died.
@Sonic.exe_uwu666
29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Philza and LukeTheNotable dealing with the Warden in their hardcore series: “I have to do testing and practice on backups and make sure I don’t loose all my precious world progress” The big K dealing with the Warden in his hardcore series: “Lmao dog go bark”
@jasiayounus4328
Жыл бұрын
I am the 101 like lol
@thecatarmy3485
Жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie also just did it in hardcore with no testing, then he accidentally spawned the warden at his base lmao
@user-wd9iu9jm8b
Жыл бұрын
@@thecatarmy3485 oh God lmao
@Rainbow0015
Жыл бұрын
Dog go bork*
@Bastian_Jumps
Жыл бұрын
"Wait Minecraft is actually hard now?"
"So many chickens exist in a single are that existence itself said... that they cease to exist" -Kolanii 2022
@leoconto1043
Жыл бұрын
Entity craming. When there's so many entity in one place that the game just /kills them all. If he was in the farm at that time he would also of died. that would of been a embarrassing way to lose a hardcore world.
5:15 the clip of them all shaking water off simultaneously is gold
The perfect minecraft world
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
Жыл бұрын
Can’t like, 69
@UrLocalMisfit
Жыл бұрын
That's a lot of dogs!!! 😵
@xraenon1664
Жыл бұрын
If you have a NASA level computer strong enough to not explode when trying to not drop frames with enough dogs to fill the Grand Canyon are on screen
@swarajmori9413
Жыл бұрын
@@xraenon1664 A toaster is sureley not a nasa level pc I guess
“violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question and the answer is yes”
@nic_aya
Жыл бұрын
- a white man
@mistressofthenekos1743
Жыл бұрын
-Max0r
@loricat5606
Жыл бұрын
- Technoblade
@concept5631
Жыл бұрын
@@loricat5606 Beat me to it.
These dogs illustrate the concept of crowd crush very well
the immediate frame drop when Kolanii looks at the dog army will make me laugh every time
I love how his goal for every video is to see how fast he can get to losing his world, either by dying or with lag (or both!)
I spent an hour trying to find the ancient city with my friend, i am personally offended that you found it with seemingly no effort lol
@ItsDeveloper_
Жыл бұрын
I found it under my worldspawn; thought they were common.
@Aygol__
Жыл бұрын
@@ItsDeveloper_ me and my friend spent ages in a massive cave and kept on looking because there were the xp blocks. I attempted to find it again, got lost, had to mine my way up with my bare hands because i had no pickaxe
@artiseen
Жыл бұрын
@@Aygol__ F
@bubbWyrm
Жыл бұрын
@@Aygol__ f
@jowarnis
Жыл бұрын
I bet he inspected that seed with chunkbase to get coordinates ;D
2:16 just made me the entire week, I was unprepared for that quote
6:26 "By the way dogs, if I... if I click a chicken on you and then instantly after click a chicken on your mum... im sorry" had me dying 💀
The more you watch him the more you can tell the difference in emotion in his context
@alzhanvoidsansado
Жыл бұрын
@@billyadams3744 I'm pretty sure his 200 days in one block Minecraft had him literally pose at the end with a banner of 2 K's, and his shield making the middle K. He did not care.
*"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question,* *And the answer is yes"* ~Kolanii, 2022
@Akbonana
Жыл бұрын
-sunzu *Cries in technoquote
@bradeyjosey7098
Жыл бұрын
-jacksepticeye
@nic_aya
Жыл бұрын
-a white man
@loricat5606
Жыл бұрын
- Technoblade
@jaxe_edits
Жыл бұрын
- Gaius Julius Caesar
I don't think there was a single part of this that wasn't entertaining. Great job :D
so nobody's gonna talk about how he found THE RAREST CITY by just digging straight down
Everything about this is so passive aggressive and frustrated, and I love it.
I love this man’s content so much! I’m always ready for a completely absurd plot over an even more absurd motive. We love to see it.
@bensoncheung2801
8 ай бұрын
111 👍 11mo ago 1 💬
@kellanf650
7 ай бұрын
make sure to zip his pants up when ur done
dropped a tear at that technoblade quote, god rest his soul
Your videos are really funny. Just watched the video with water in nether :) Great job 8:17 funniest timestamp tho
Man I haven’t watched Kolanii in a while but man it’s great to see how much you’ve grown and how good your videos are. Started with the 100 days and now you’ve expanded so much. Keep it up man 😃
The math he just did was marvelous 😂❤ 5:50 - 6:03
13:10 Cat: bonjour
9:58 Literaly every minecraft player
“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
the speech while breaking the village to build the throne of howls was amazing
Bro… so much nostalgia. I remember when you had 35k subs. You’ve grown so much, so congrats ❤
Kolanii is now unstoppable now with his 2000 dogs
Kolanii in low key the most entertaing Minecraft player on youtube
I love how the Deep Dark was the biggest part of 1.19 when it was literally supposed to be added in 1.17 lmao
If you do that chicken farm in a very small, enclosed space but then create a 1x1 opening, the chickens will temporarily simulate liquid physics as they blast through the hole.
I’ve never laughed so hard. The certainty in the way he said “Oh that’s a dog avalanche”
Let's stop for a moment to appreciate that build, like DAYUM That looked cool af!
Idk why but the “ow my face” got me so good
This guy brings back the fun silly minecraft days back, good and original videos, not what everyone is doing
"it seems like a bad idea but im going to do it anyways because i cant think of an alternative" literally me doing anything in minecraft ever
9:10 "making loud noise" proceeds to break blocks for noise... Million dogs be like: tha fk
Imagine finally finding a KZreadr who’s content is ur style
this is what Minecraft legends will be like
That warden just turned around and gave up when he saw this.
This is the physical incarnation of "And I took that personally."
Ah, new Kolanii video… good excuse to rewatch all of the old ones. Yes, all of them
@yaoiyurilover37
Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who does this 🤣🤣
@tankeboy6811
9 ай бұрын
You know, Kolanii is the only MC KZreadr that i can just rewatch all of his videos and not get bored.And his voice, alot of MC KZreadrs have an annoying voice or make it sound annoying but Kolanni? Nah love this guys voice
2:16 this is the best quote I've ever heard ever, props to kolanii the genius himself
Kolanii: imagine if I mine straight down and find the deep dark. Also kolanii:*finds the deep dark*
It’s good to know he has a conscience
4:06 "Don't name them. That's how attachments begin." My brain immediately: William and Jennie
@helenbooth5109
7 ай бұрын
Lol
@Hellens.melons
13 күн бұрын
WILLIAM AND JENNIEEEE!!!!🙌🙌
Kolanii "I will gain my masculinity back" me "but the dogs are doing the work"
"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question and the answer is yes." might just be the perfect yearbook quote.
I actually love you dude. Easily the best, most entertaining creator on this platform. Hats off.
I love how it started trying to make a house in a cave look pretty which he still hasn’t done to this. Love it
"I was aimlessly clicking chicken into an ocean of dogs" - One of the top five sentences of the century
Mojang The warden was designed to be almost impossible to beat Kolani There so scared of me there not even spawning
6:51 This is glorious
I love your style, you've inspired me to give it a shot. Thank you for being awesome ❤️❤️
Completely remade a cave, build an epic door, built all this, foughtmany bosses, remade an entire portal Yet has yet to make his house
11:05 Omg ITS RAINING DOGS ITS RAINING DOGS
Literally every week I search your channel to see if u upload.... Today is the best day.... And PLS UPLOAD FAST.. love u
It is amazing that his computer can even … compute
15:35 "All two thousand and one of us." I love that you included the cat in the count at the end. 🤣
@thecapybara681
Жыл бұрын
Hes talking about himself, i think
@BoredomBee
Жыл бұрын
@@thecapybara681 I'm choosing to believe that it was the cat.
Kolanii, All I wanna say is thank you, I have been doing terrible with my classes currently, And your videos are helping me feel good about myself, Thank you for your content man.
“A wise man once said violence isn’t the answer, It’s a question and the answer is yes” Kolanii 2022
Les gooo! New Kolanii vid :D
Been here since you were 1.3k and you are easily the best MC content creator. Perfect comedy and made me laugh a lot!
The Warden flailing around in that ocean of dogs is comedy gold
ive never laughed this hard to a minecraft video in a while
@zenyphia7375
Жыл бұрын
TRUE!!! I laugh the hardest when the “Dog avalanche” happened
You may only release 1 video every 2 months but they're damned good videos.
“This is a block game i come here to feel good about myself” Kolanii 2022
Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Kolanii: How about we maul the enemy with 2000 dogs? Sun Tzu: ...
the way how he disappears for a few months then comes back is funny to me
Minecraft looking like Mount&Blade with that slain wolf feed
8:21 is the best
Every time he goes hungry, I wonder why he doesn't make a hoglin farm.
You know it's a good day when Kolanii uploads.
8:23 dogalanch
I like how he’s said “My powers have doubled since the last time we met!” That means he is as strong as 1000 dogs alone.
3:57 I got an ad for PETA
This man's nonchalant humor is amazing
The kolanii community is growing, he can get 119 comments in a minute❤️
6:27 made laugh uncontrollably
dogs: **Bark** Me: Hey! That sounds like PacMan!
I collapsed in joy when I saw this😫
Ayo pause at 10:22, you will see an elytra just standing there
I love the dog sitting out the warden fight, hes like "ehh theres about 1000 of us they got it" lmaoo
OW MY FACE 13:40
Violence is not the answer Violence is a question, and the answer is YES (2:15)
3:06Kolanii you are scaring me.
"I don't make the rules, these bones do"
First video from you’ve I’ve watched, and I love your humour so much. Great video!