Kolanii: *hits enderman* Enderman: "understandable have a nice day"

@jhhe0919

Жыл бұрын

I’d have the same reaction

@tanjiroOg295

Жыл бұрын

I just died laughing at this moment

@ThatNingenYung

Жыл бұрын

Proof that’s he’s just a sigma male

@trx_is_trix5443

Жыл бұрын

Bro rlly just said "stop that" and the enderman listened-

@PbeingXD

Жыл бұрын

I just died of laughter

Can't wait to watch this man's sanity slowly erode over the timespan of the video.

@Jpcooldood

Жыл бұрын

I don't think he's the same after the illegal items vid

@vuxy5872

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@MenacingTato69420

Жыл бұрын

Same here lmao 😂

@ser-pendragon

Жыл бұрын

He liked ur comment so i soppose he cant wait to become insane as wel

@builder1013

Жыл бұрын

This is even shown when he places down _one_ sapling to grow a _dark oak_ tree

Kolanii: We're trying to get rich, we don't have time for building. Also Kolanii: *spends the next 14 hours building*

@fortnite-player64

8 ай бұрын

he dose not relize that iron golams dont take fall damage

I love how he went through all the phases in less than 25min when other KZreadrs take a whole video of 30min in one phase

I love how the punch to that Enderman was so strong, he needed some time to process wtf just happened.

@amarisbaldwin3794

5 ай бұрын

Bro's brain and code lagged

@twomad5304

4 ай бұрын

Broski told him "This isn't you" and the enderman stopped attacking😭🙏

this guy’s one of the best original minecraft creators i’ve seen in the past few years

@AlexEatsCats

Жыл бұрын

I agree, he definitely is one of the Minecraft creators I've seen.

@pbjellysand

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@joseiylemonsay506

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Random-gn6ew

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@timepass4783

Жыл бұрын

The quality of his videos, the level of editing is better than anyone I have seen!!

For those wondering why did the enderman stopped fighting… 1- When kolanii hit it, it was about stop because endermans actually have an anger cooldown (idk how much time it takes) so it tried to stop So 2-After the hit was delivered the code glitched and the enderman stopped(it needs perfect timing and it’s rare) Then 3- it stopped attacking because it glitched and he was safe(Insane Luck Tho)

@JwalkngSeal

8 ай бұрын

The glitch always seems to happen on that one block skyblock mod, it’s happened to me and in some of his other videos.

@deluxeincorporated

8 ай бұрын

Nah he got bitch slapped so hard that he got scared of Kolanii Nah fr though, insane luck on his part

@KnightIsGoated

8 ай бұрын

@@deluxeincorporated ok

@Vaultyboi22

6 ай бұрын

Idk if it was much luck, he probably would have been fine In hard mode aka hardcore it does a bit over 5 hearts of damage, yet with 3 armor bars he only took 1 and a half hearts. This only makes sense if he's wearing like 3 pieces of leather prot 4, or if the gamemode is on easy and the hearts being hardcore hearts are a texture pack. Im assuming the latter

4:32 i just love how the parrot really didn’t want the seeds and he used so many NOPES meme pure comedy gold

Ive never seen an enderman get bitch slapped and go from vibrating with rage to completely calm lol

7:13 I love Kolanii’s logic of killing fish every time he needs water instead of making an infinite water source

@Nearwastaken

11 ай бұрын

That's the law😑

This was psychotic and chaotic. I wish it was a series

That one guy really was stubborn as a mule to be tamed as a parrot

I can actually watch him talk about the sponsor without getting bored

@lunareclipse6762

Жыл бұрын

literally same everything about his videos are so good.

@Wullus

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@Yuningthericeball

5 ай бұрын

Ikr like I usually skip the add part but for his videos I don't and I'm actually using Opera GX after his sponsor :)

@teimuraztavberidze

2 ай бұрын

​@@Yuningthericeballnow that is a happy customer.

Kolanii casually dropping a banger 😮

@exotic.8373

Жыл бұрын

Whoa :0

@ryanlink6425

Жыл бұрын

Hi KZread

@wansyukri1736

Жыл бұрын

Halo KZread

@Accy_Steve

Жыл бұрын

Hello youtube

@hamger8512

Жыл бұрын

🗿

7:19 “it’s kinda awkward just watching him die” when the fish dies: “ooh” * immediately eats the remains of the fish*

15:15 KOLANII, iron golems don’t take fall damage

Kolanii’s videos are so chaotic but so funny at the same time lmao

@beaubsbl

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the likes btw

@KnightIsGoated

6 ай бұрын

@@beaubsbl NP

Can we all just appreciate “a poor rich man that’s what” for a second

@freddiebrown13

Жыл бұрын

For those of you who can’t remember: 5:12

@tried6times

Жыл бұрын

​​@@freddiebrown13 no its around 23:10

@25Carrat

Жыл бұрын

​@@tried6times ye

Always making bangers. This man is just great at his job

7:41 that one villager: i FiNnA bE iN tHe PiT

3:45 Kolani's stare was too intimidating.

@user-fi9cl8yf7b

5 ай бұрын

You can see the sub button goes rainbow in this moment

the most unrealistic part of this video is how cooperative most of the villagers were

A small hint to the iron golem spawner: golems (including iron and snow) cannot take fall damage

That single punch made that enderman question his existence

Bro really made that enderman know his place XD 3:32

It isn't a Kolanii video without him suffering and his sanity slowly depleting throughout all of 24 minutes and 9 seconds for our own amusement. You love to see it

Found you a few days back and genuinely really enjoy your content! One of the few Minecraft creators who I feel makes entertaining content, with a good personality and good ideas. You even made me watch the sponsor which is a rare set of skills 😅

One block is one of my favorite type of Minecraft content, and with this guy doing it, it makes it 10x better

when the island gets congested and he’s just walking around trying to find what he’s looking for is so funny

Watching this at midnight Because sleeping is for weaklings kolanii is for gigachads

@salt8816

Жыл бұрын

eyy same, we really need to get to bed lmao

@cursedharold4475

Жыл бұрын

True that

@moldy_bread286

Жыл бұрын

Treu

@Seezxx

Жыл бұрын

Damn. Right

Mother: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you? Me: 19:57

Beating the game: killing the ender dragon Kolanii: im going to spend 24 hours making farms and trying to see how much emeralds and totems i can get while constantly endangering myself!

I like how everything he plays a minecraft challenge he forgets that iron golems take no fall damage

Every time a kolanii video ends a piece of me dies

I love these ur hardcore vids don’t stop uploading them theyre amazing!!!

The fact he hit the attacking enderman, and it just stopped 😆 Got me dying

23:00 the massive line of iron golems slowly walking off into the void had my sides hurting from laughing so hard

“Bigger pen equals more-“ *gets slapped by Enderman*

I love how he’s so original and not just doing 100 days as some custom mob

I never seem to get tired of this guy

When the world needed him most, he returned

Kolanii's work ethic for building wildly impractical things is truly awe inspiring.

Other youtubers doing a whole one block series Kolanii : 1 video is all it takes

7:25 ‘Kolanii silently staring at a fish dying’ “Any moment now, any moment now, oh,” ‘Eats corpse’ 💀

Kolaniis videos are the definition of quality over quantity

Props to Kolanii for going out to Australia to film this real life video

Bro no one knocks me out to sleep like kolanii vids fr

18:42 i loved the part when he said "it's tradin' time" and then traded with every villager

We’re back at it the best KZreadr is back

@Herobrain1000

Жыл бұрын

Hes not back, He just uploads once 2-3 months and gives up the best contect @PeanutOnPC

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@oteragard8077

Жыл бұрын

ChatGPT, write me an essay about grass

@Slaking_

Жыл бұрын

Grass isn't real, wake up sheep

@Spacebugg

Жыл бұрын

​@@Slaking_ Sheep can't wake up without grass tho

@zoulZYYX

Жыл бұрын

In today's fast-paced world, it's easy to get lost in the hustle and bustle of daily life. With so much to do and so little time, it's easy to forget the importance of taking a break and reconnecting with nature. One of the best ways to do this is by touching grass. Touching grass is a metaphor for getting outside and immersing yourself in nature. It's about feeling the earth beneath your feet, breathing in the fresh air, and allowing yourself to be present in the moment. There are many benefits to touching grass, both physical and mental, that make it an essential part of a healthy lifestyle. One of the most significant benefits of touching grass is the opportunity to disconnect from technology and the constant barrage of information that bombards us daily. Studies have shown that spending time in nature can reduce stress and anxiety, improve mood, and even boost creativity. By taking a break from screens and immersing yourself in nature, you can give your brain a much-needed break and come back to your work or daily life with renewed focus and energy. Touching grass can also provide physical health benefits. Walking barefoot on grass, for example, has been shown to improve balance, increase strength in the feet and ankles, and reduce inflammation in the body. Additionally, spending time in nature can boost your immune system and help prevent chronic illnesses such as heart disease, obesity, and diabetes. Perhaps most importantly, touching grass can provide a sense of connection and perspective. In a world that often feels chaotic and disconnected, spending time in nature can remind us of our place in the world and the interconnectedness of all things. It can help us feel more grounded, calm, and centered, which can improve our relationships with others and ourselves. In conclusion, touching grass is an essential aspect of a healthy lifestyle. It provides an opportunity to disconnect from technology, improve physical health, and connect with nature. So, the next time you're feeling overwhelmed or disconnected, take a break and touch some grass. Your body and mind will thank you

@oteragard8077

Жыл бұрын

@@zoulZYYX ChatGPT, write me an essay about touching grass

Kolanii really built an automatic stick farm, only to chop down trees for sticks 💀

9:19 thats it, breeeeed away, WAHAHAHA - Kolanii 2023

I love how it was originally 24 hours, but with the power of editing it was shortened to 24 mins 🤯🤯🤯 Keep up the good work Kolanii - I loved this vid, as always 😉

Kolanii comes back every 3 months with a banger

I loved this episode! I would love to see this become a series!

i just love your videos and your sense of humor XD

when he said he was gonna make a beacon i thought he was gonna slaughter all the golems for the iron lol

at least Kolanii's movements arent so reckless like CookieGod's

@pikastonehouse2772

Жыл бұрын

Rude

@naderaraghi8346

Жыл бұрын

He's not wrong though

@pikastonehouse2772

Жыл бұрын

@@naderaraghi8346 no he isn’t

14:30 Oh look, Eric! It's freedom! *coughs in American*

6:06 bro built a baseball stadium

16:56 can we talk about this ?

Kolanii's dry humor....ahh it's good to have him back

3:44 Kolanii: *hits the endermen* The Endermen: fine, you win.

09:57 me at every metal concert

15:20 iron golems dont take fall damage

I just gotta say. I know these videos take forever to create, and you do a great job. Thank you hahah

3:40 **enderman attacks** **hits enderman** Enderman: oh my bad man

The amount of iron golem at end is just ridiculous

Man, this was really well-made! Good job! Creative, skilled, entertaining... I don't think it needs the abundant Minecraft KZreadr music.

Kolanii: can do this one block thing until the end portal. Me: who can’t survive 1 day in normal Minecraft

19:51 imagine accidentally punching a villager

You know it's gonna be a good day when Kolanii uploads

15:22 iron golems don't take fall damage

Kolanii : -hits Enderman - Enderman : I was just playing 🧍🏽‍♂️

0:44 that really make me sub lol

His non enthusiasm but still being enthusiastic is hilarious

Reminder: the video starts at 0:01

@J04R

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the reminder!

@UrFavMaskedGuy

9 ай бұрын

No it's at 0:00

Sad that we will probably never see "i survived 300 days in one block Skyblock"

I love kolanii’s videos so much! They are not only funny but entertaining too

The hardwork in this video is just unbelievable. Definitely anyone would need 2-3 months for such great content.

Bro is literally the definition of quality over quantity! Great to see you back, entertaining us!

"freedom is an illusion" -Kolanii 2023 7:53

3:42 Enderman approaching towards Kolanii *Kolanii hits the enderman to restart his code* lol this man hilarious... 🤣

It’s insane the amount of effort this man has put into his videos

@mobilegaming69yearsago17

8 ай бұрын

He left us on a cliffhanger in his first one-block series…

Kolanii, you are my fav KZreadr. You put quality over quantity and I love it. Expert game play w entertaining narration? Unbeatable. Your hard work doesn’t go unnoticed my friend. Keep it up!!!

i love this video and this is one of the best oneblock videos i have ever seen

bro slapped some sense into that enderman 😳

A few things: If you need to lead villagers up a ramp, use rails and a minecart. Much easier than the way you were doing it 🙂Also iron golems don't take fall damage at all.

1:15 gotta be honest that is the best ad I’ve ever seen 😂

Kolanii: I'm not gonna let the dog die The wither fight: no I will let the dog die Also kolanii: "doesn't notice"

12:05 *its genuis* guys its genuis

press pause at 14:03 and look in the chest

@felixhatton7334

11 ай бұрын

What about it

@lucasb5669

11 ай бұрын

Creeper egg

@TheRealLoLGD

10 ай бұрын

he got it from the block

5:11 I spat my drink out. Actually scared me a bit

I died when the Enderman decided Kolonii wasn’t worth killing

When he talked about his sponsor and called the potato boring, he just insulted Technoblade hard.

@Destroyer54329

Жыл бұрын

You know technoblade didnt invent potatoes right

@theweemp9389

Жыл бұрын

@@Destroyer54329 He spent like months making the biggest potato farm in minecraft

23:09 Why didn’t you make the beacon out of iron from the golems?

@holahola-ym1xv

4 ай бұрын

that's a poor man's beacon

The interaction between the enderman and him is priceless

He restarted his first few videos. What a throwback.

5:02 that villager stole my name