The cryogenic job is pretty *cold* hahaha That was pretty bad

@alexpreston8230

6 жыл бұрын

Arunim Ishaan no

@shino1043

6 жыл бұрын

Arunim Ishaan nah it was pretty cool

@gamingdino1507

6 жыл бұрын

You're all cold people

@rhysaldridge6973

6 жыл бұрын

😲 😲😲😲😲OMG

@oceanman7477

6 жыл бұрын

Arunim Ishaan it's a pretty cool job imo

The chicken "processing" feels just as shocking and appalling as the first time I found out. It breaks my heart.

@kflo8634

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't watch it because it's horrifying. I want to give up all poultry and eggs.

@celticanmations2963

3 жыл бұрын

It's a chicken holocaust

@ayakotami3318

Жыл бұрын

Same! It makes me want to stop eating eggs and poultry all together. 😓

I am a Public Safety Diver. It is rough at times, but the worse part is Dead Man’s KISS. You never find the bodies, their white faces find you first and most divers panic at the unexpected site and lose half their air. I have done it for years and only rescued 1 little girl. 😢 Most Times we are there for recovery. Did I mention it’s also voluntary?

@Neighbor-assistantYN

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Dauenhauer I give you full respect on your task. I understand it can be heart breaking and nightmare fueling at times. Thank you for stepping up so others can get much needed answers.

"Oh! That's genitalia. Wait..Yep, that's genitalia, we've got something". That joke was crucial! The video was taking a turn towards the horrible and in that moment when the viewer feels kind of vulnerable and a bit sick, that joke saves everything and it's really uplifting. You're getting pretty good at this stuff lately, Matt. Not only you either. A lot of my favourite youtubers have been growing into new unexpected heights. There has been a growing finesse among the best of you.

@KauanRMKlein

6 жыл бұрын

I've been around since 2014. What I'm saying is that he's been getting better, more professional lately. And not only him but a handful of others too. Matt has been developing his act in ways that are subtle but very efficient. The scripting of that one joke was just an example of a trend I've been noticing.

@KauanRMKlein

6 жыл бұрын

Oh well. I've been speaking English since I was very little, but it's still not a language I use socially, so. Anyway, I don't think there's such a thing as an English level necessary to consume youtube videos. I may be wrong.

@KauanRMKlein

6 жыл бұрын

No I'm not.

Guy 1 - What's a cryogenic engineer? Guy 2 - The thing they froze you in on Fallout 4. Guy 1 - Oohh

Some of these jobs are important especially those linked to the crime scene investigations

Of all these jobs, I'd much rather be a parapsychologist. It's actually a profession I'd love to be in. I've always had a passion and talent for the weird and supernatural things in life. I myself have had several supernatural encounters and I really enjoyed them. My family has a bit of a love for ghosts and stuff so I always just grew up believing in these sorts of things and understanding it. Funny enough, contrary to what any horror movie would tell you, most of my supernatural encounters were friendly and even life saving. Back when I was a baby, I accidentally fell down the basement stairs and was about to crack my head open on the cement flooring before my mom could reach me only to find that something had caught me just in time. I was just inches away from hitting the ground, being safely held by some invisible force. It actually took my mom a moment to analyze what she was seeing, snap out of her trance, and finally pick me up. Surprisingly, I was just fine even after such a nasty fall. When I heard about the story a few years later from my mom after she was reminded of the event from a picture on an old calendar, I was amazed and it's sparked my interests in the supernatural ever since. While I am not currently interested in pursuing a career of such things as I have already chosen a different career path that I quite enjoy, I would not mind being a parapsychologist. Just so long as I don't have to deal with any dead bodies . . . ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!

Its awesome seeing matt back Ive missed the knowledge whale🐳🐋

@beeeeee8023

6 жыл бұрын

Amanda Kirkman me 😂

@cmjd07

6 жыл бұрын

very much agreed

keep strong Matt!!! I as well suffer from depression, but find your videos to move my dark clouds away and make my knowledge continue to grow. tks info Whale!!! thank you!

*Bizarre it is, bizarre*

@tristanayala2755

6 жыл бұрын

I S T H I S A J O J O R E F E R E N C E

@DiceGD

6 жыл бұрын

maybe, maybe not

@tristanayala2755

6 жыл бұрын

*Suspicious face*

@MeganGShipp

6 жыл бұрын

How do you bold?

@tristanayala2755

6 жыл бұрын

*

It is certainly true that I wouldn't really want to have some jobs stated on the list but I have an immense amount of respect for those who do. Thank you for putting your lives and mental health at a considerable amount of risk to keep us safe from harm or to pursue the ever-elusive knowledge in your particular field of study. Thanks 🙇‍♀️❤

thank you for another great video. Peace!

At school a forensic epidemic came in and she brought maggots...we dipped them in food dye and they walked around the paper making maggot paintings...this was in 8th grade

I’m actually going to college next year to be a biologist, and I may potentially go on to get a more specific degree Arachnology! I am also interested in herpetology, entomology, zoology, and sub jobs of all of those (including forensic entomology and exotic pet/zoological vet)

I side with Matt on the plan to stay away from anything spiders/insects and dead people.

@Just_a_Goth

6 жыл бұрын

KuroReaper The irony...

@jgillylikesbudsalot7436

5 жыл бұрын

You're a wimp

i love this guy he is like the cool teacher that everyone loves (history teacher)

I got so happy when I saw your video pop up. Glad to have you back Matt.

I love how when Matt said "Arancologist" I also went no, no, no, noooooo!

@Yuethefallen

6 жыл бұрын

Nope.

You know, some of these jobs might actually be dream jobs to the right person. I'm a biology student so the bat biologist, shark suit tester and arachnologist are all admirable careers in my profession. :D

@adyannarose1737

6 жыл бұрын

The Chickadee I want to become a zoologist so those three seem good to me

@FearlessLeader2001

6 жыл бұрын

I want to be all of those o.o

@Hulalulatallulahoop2

6 жыл бұрын

The Chickadee I'd like to be a bat zoologist....I saw some at Chester zoo (UK) and didn't mind the ammonia smell at all

@TrineDaely

6 жыл бұрын

I would love to work with sharks or bats. I did get to meet some nurse sharks that acted like they wanted to be petted (or maybe fed, be bad to mix those up!). I have a short video of them on my channel.

@daorignaldumbucket

5 жыл бұрын

My dream job is to study bats!

spiders are dope. I know a lot of people are afraid of arachnids and insects but not everyone

@xis5042

4 жыл бұрын

spiders are disgusting freaks

Bats and beetles live together...Batman and Blue Beetle are roomies!

@L16htW4rr10r

6 жыл бұрын

James Michael Pascua IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW

@emilyhill7582

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like we got a classic case of Beetlejuice and Batman working together.

Number 10, looks like Mei's got a job if ecowarrior doesn't work out.

I wouldn't mind 2 or 3 of these jobs the rest of them are hard nopes.

@scarveshikingboots5143

6 жыл бұрын

how would you like to be a forensic pathologist??? no? okay I guess I'm the only person crazy enough to want to be one

@crunchtoast6685

6 жыл бұрын

i would

The chicken one is so sad omg

“Oh thats interesting, IM NOW VEGAN HCHUHH” LOLLL

I have been in an autopsy when I was in forensics class in college. I had the fun time of it being a man who had been submerged in Lake Hefner in Oklahoma City for 2 WEEKS. Good God the smell. And it sticks to u. The only way to remove the stench is with LEMONS.

@morganevans9566

6 жыл бұрын

Tiredofbeing fatgirl oh woah, that’s awesome

I died with #6 aaaand now there's sharks. I'm terrified of sharks. Aaand spiders I'm out

Soooo good to have the Knowledge Whale back!

I'm with you, Matt...spiders freak me out.

Glad Matt is Back!

I've been to the Paris catacombs, it really isn't that creepy. It's was an interesting experience and I highly recommend you go see it.

@fiercelyhumble8315

6 жыл бұрын

No thank you

@fiercelyhumble8315

6 жыл бұрын

Adriana Fleming no thanks

@Karan-Aujla

6 жыл бұрын

Adriana Fleming Me being a rebel,I snuck out of the marked areas and almost got lost,seemed pretty creepy to me.

@JasonAZ583

6 жыл бұрын

Are you talking from the dead

@Table002

6 жыл бұрын

Adriana Fleming I would but my parents would call me crazy.

:'( I'm veggitarian because I can't digest meat. Also in my culture we're supposed to respect animals. the chicken one made me cry are they already deseased when insinerated? Or brund alive, that would be cruelty to animals if yes. :(

@moaningturtle9538

6 жыл бұрын

Look up chick culling. They grind them alive.

@L16htW4rr10r

6 жыл бұрын

Moaning Turtle HORRIBLE. WESTERN INDUSTRY IS HORRIBLE.

@emilyhill7582

4 жыл бұрын

@@moaningturtle9538 Oh my god poor chickens. That's just sad.

I'd love to be a parapsychologist. I'd literally get to be ghost buster.

Cryogenic engineering huh I knew the institute was real..

Have you never seen the TV show Bones? it's actually pretty cool, it's not everyones cup of tea but someones got to do it :)

@btbcomplex

6 жыл бұрын

BloodsuckingLover king of the lab!

Welcome back, Matt! Missed you. You Tube just isn't the same without ya!

Great video matt! We missed you! Been here since the beginning!

Where have you been! I have missed your videos! thanks for uploading again!

Welcome back, Matt. This was a good one. How about sewer cleaner or morgue attendant?

i would rather be a janitor than any of those

@dnhs5441

6 жыл бұрын

Janitor pays good. Best job I ever had moneywise.

what did the librarian say to the student? *Read more*

@zygas658

6 жыл бұрын

7d Girls haha no, didn't get me.

@atbz6952

6 жыл бұрын

Think of something original

@superdiegobros4415

6 жыл бұрын

7d Girls unoriginal joke

@starbittenpixieboy

6 жыл бұрын

7d Girls didn't get me. Sorry

@thedaedricdragonborn757

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't get me I'm sorry

Being a bat biologist is literally my dream job. So, you are wrong this time.

@elmovanners7091

6 жыл бұрын

Doe Eyed Fawn it’s an opinion

@pinecone9619

6 жыл бұрын

He isn't wrong, you're just different.

@tonyamoore7468

6 жыл бұрын

Doe Eyed Fawn I’m with you on this. The beetles are more dangerous than the bats themselves, and being aware of the possibility of being overwhelmed by ammonia makes it avoidable.

@Zzzsleepzzz

6 жыл бұрын

lots of bat poop involved which brings the scary beetles

I’m so happy Matthew Santoro is back. I missed him and his content

im glad hes back . such a amazing thing to see this guy make it through his struggles and still continue to grow in his shoes .

Yall remember when mat was a plummer

@Mr.Miniguy

6 жыл бұрын

No

@lasfech1312

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Miniguy smd

When Scooby licks all the peanut butter of your jinkies but keeps on zoinking

Love this format with you Matthew. Great to see you again

Just keep this videos coming Matt!

So glad you’re back on KZread, matt! ❤️

Spiders aren't bugs,they are arachnids for the BILLIONTH time!!!!

@RyokoRosa

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a inspired entomologist and I think it's okay to use "bugs" as way to refer to all types of "creepy crawlers" so to speak.

@alimakki9458

6 жыл бұрын

Justsomeguy lol ya

TWO VIDEOS IN TWO DAYS?!?! IT REALLY MUST BE THAT SEASON OF GIVING! Thank you Matthew!!! Missed you!

another awesome list Matthew, keep'em coming. Well done.

Ahhh, the return of fun Matt and the Knowledge Whale 🐳!

Could you do “Top 10 Scariest Horror Movies Of All Time”?

Love the channel Matt!! Yet another great video!!

When’s the next 50 Amazing Facts?

@t-pain1211

3 жыл бұрын

He posted a video and he said he does not want to do it anymore

Glad that Matt is back!

When is 50 amazing fact going to come back? I miss it

Great channel matt glad to have you expand my mind with all of these great facts you're awesome 😀

OMGosh! I love your videos! Thank you so much for coming back from your break! :D

You said dank in this video. Bring in the memes.

@imboredmostofthetime

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Botelho323 i was looking for this comment thank you ❤️

Is it bad that the first person to come to mind for the #1 spot was Jack Hodggins from “Bones”? (Anyone remember that show)

@JamesDavy2009

6 жыл бұрын

The first person that came to my mind for #1 was Gil Grissom from _CSI._

Hey Matt, how 'bout venom milker? You wouldn't just have to work near spiders, you'd have to grab them and make them bite onto a collection cup. Anyone who has ever had to have anti-venom owes one of these guys a big thank you.

So glad to see you uploading more dude

I have always liked the transitions and funny sarcasm in the videos.

Dank caves, is that where dank memes come from?

@PJ_Wendigo

6 жыл бұрын

Metal Inc I was thinking the same thing

@kamariav1231

6 жыл бұрын

No, just the rage quitters who live with their moms

@Hadi-wu9ce

6 жыл бұрын

Dank means wet , he means wet caves

@autumnwoods2238

5 жыл бұрын

Nope it's where them nasty hoes live

Glad to see you uploading videos again brother!!!

Good to see u back

I miss your videos please upload every week

Hearing the shark bite suit tester, it reminds me of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign skit".

@leahjohnson7883

6 жыл бұрын

Giles Saint-Loup here hold my sign don't wanna loose it. Lol.

I'm glad your back but please be careful to not overdo it. Love what you do, you truly taught me that.

I am so happy he is back. I've missed him so much

Poor baby chicks

I'll just go to Tesco, but thanks!

@carolsoamed812

6 жыл бұрын

Witheredhen32 M8 same lad 😂😂😂

Great stuff to listen to while arting. Thanks Matt!

Love seeing these videos again! Much love!

Worst job is buster from mythbusters

Don't stress over the haters Matthew

I have been watching your channel for a while now. I love to see a channel grow into something bright. My questions are, "What happened to the '"New"' you were going on about during the video with the food critic man? Are the projects coming along? Or, did it end up not working out?" I mean no disrespect. I feel so much for this channel. I just want you to do your dream job. It is not the best coming from a stranger on the internet. I know, but either way, have a fantastic day.

Pardon me, but I'm kinda in for number one...... I'm obsessed with Bones! Hence my bucket list plan to study anthropology.

No tourist or guide got lost in the tourist side of catacombs, it's the forbidden part that's dangerous. Also don't get caught going there, i got a 70€ fine for doing just that.

@hentaihaven2843

6 жыл бұрын

70 dollars?

@penseursauvage

6 жыл бұрын

no, 70 actual money.

@Zzzsleepzzz

6 жыл бұрын

70 euros

I clicked to tell you that I would love to work with bats. Edit: just watched the video. Still want to do it.

@meepinsnek5313

6 жыл бұрын

Chesterson Jack Yay! I'm not alone!

Love your videos 💜 you always pick interesting topics 😀

Hi Matthew. Loving the new content, keep up the good work! 😁

Matt when you hit 6,000,000 subs can you do a hair reveal? PLS PLS PLS It would mean so much to us!

@shadowwarrior6453

6 жыл бұрын

Qrpo yea matt do a hair reveal Oh wait

Who else is scrolling through the comments right now while the video is still going

@tinarios4882

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Will guilty as charged.

@monkey3101

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Will u got me

@MatthewGibbonsDrCosmo

6 жыл бұрын

#4

@JJG78

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Will I am

@ignaciomillan3058

5 жыл бұрын

me

Omg finally. Wonderful stress reliever :).

Long time no see, bro ?? Anyway, This new video is so awesome !!

Dealing with people, as I'm a cashier, is a disgusting job around cold and flue season.

I'm glad I can't swim!

Love having you back.....You make my day

Love your videos Matthew keep up the good work

Aren’t male chickens roosters?

@Xerin0

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Salao When a cockerel is part of a group of hens (roost) to encourage egg laying, it's called a rooster

@rydrew

6 жыл бұрын

coty nelson thanks for enlightening us

@Sunny-Bunny7567

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Salao that is true.

@sergiosaad4049

6 жыл бұрын

STAY WOKE!

@MatchaFoxGaming

6 жыл бұрын

Assuming they grow up. A chick is a chick, bro. That’s like saying “isn’t a male baby a man?”

Matt, you forgot a risk for rabies for bat biologist....

@rach3092

6 жыл бұрын

It was probably common sense.

Ah, nothing like a helping I'd Matt in the morning 😁 Thanks for the great video Matt!

I absolutely love your videos, glad you’re back 😊😊

Anyone else flip their phone upside down and just listen when arachnologist came up?

@wavsnackssss

6 жыл бұрын

blake shaffer nah. I watched it like a man.

@blakeshaffer5354

6 жыл бұрын

datonepotato You sir are braver than I am

Why the accent at the beginning tho but it's still funny

Great video Matt. Looking farward to the next one. And the humor is awsome

Matt, this is what people want. This video is just like those you did in St. Catherines. Those are my favorite.