10 Times Games Got TIRED of NOOBS
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Some games just have no tolerance for poor performance.
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0:00 Intro
0:17 Number 10
1:51 Number 9
3:24 Number 8
4:57 Number 7
6:08 Number 6
7:11 Number 5
8:27 Number 4
11:01 Number 3
12:20 Number 2
14:01 Number 1
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GAMERANX: Souls games don't straight tell you to give up SOULS GAMES: "Put these foolish ambitions to rest"
@maxmustermann1684
28 күн бұрын
I heard that shi so often😭
@kylemcnicholas4133
27 күн бұрын
Maidenless
@Drejzer
26 күн бұрын
Uh... ... That's... Well... That's Elden Ring. Dark Souls had a good chunk of the NPCs keep telling you to not go Hollow... Sure DS2 then went and started off by helpfully informing you that you'll keep doing over and over... And kept track of your deaths...
@kobemendoz.9543
26 күн бұрын
@@Drejzer Elden Ring is a souls game my guy. Its a genre not a name
@OMINYTE
24 күн бұрын
@@kobemendoz.9543 souls-like is the genre. Souls games are in the franchise. Tho the creators agree ER is a souls game, not for that reason.
Bro that sneaky O.J. joke on the Ace Attourney segment took me out 😂😂
@maxque2841
28 күн бұрын
How was that sneaky?
@hoid9407
28 күн бұрын
Why would a wookie, an 8 foot wookie, go to live with tiny ewoks on Endor? That. Does not. Make. Sense.
@carlwilcox2347
27 күн бұрын
If the gloves don't fit you must acquit.
@Dasaradh_G08
26 күн бұрын
@@hoid9407true fan
@SawerMeatFactory
26 күн бұрын
@@maxque2841how are you crying rn 😂😂
Everyone was a noob once
@scottpilgrim2
29 күн бұрын
Not me
@reapersf9307
29 күн бұрын
I was born a pro 😤
@burgundymanoutpost6727
29 күн бұрын
Facts
@DANK3M3RALD
29 күн бұрын
Shi- im still a noob and open about it 😂
@chadb9270
29 күн бұрын
No way man, once you master Pong, you have all the hand coordination to beat every first person shooter ever!!! Call of duty is a breeze after trying to get that little platform to position perfectly!!!
Metal gear the phantom pain goves you the option of putting a very embarrassing-looking chicken hat if you die too many times, and it makes your enemies look straight to the ground without shooting you A whole another level of embarrassment 😂
@KABLAMMATS
26 күн бұрын
They are actually laughing at you
@itzkool4
26 күн бұрын
@@KABLAMMATS lol, i didn't know that
@nicholasnguyen5181
24 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@jsorbie262
22 күн бұрын
I kept waiting for that to be on the list and was surprised when it wasn’t.
@itzkool4
22 күн бұрын
@@jsorbie262 i see you are also a man of culture🫡😂
Getting berated by morty is hilarious lmao
@nicholasnguyen5181
24 күн бұрын
XD
@monbou13
14 күн бұрын
he forgot wolfenstein and the baby on diapers difficulty settings
@nicholasnguyen5181
14 күн бұрын
@@monbou13 indeed he did
Spider-Man was no joke back in the day, those Pizza delivery missions in the 2nd one were so stressful 😂
@otdreamer193IRONFIST-yx6gn
25 күн бұрын
And the balloon mission reoccurring over and over again, I had times where it’d show up at the wrong time and a few times where it didn’t even appear properly (bugged).
@user-vs6nt2ti2g
25 күн бұрын
@@otdreamer193IRONFIST-yx6gn MY BALLOOOON
@seanmcdowall
14 сағат бұрын
Memory unlocked 😮
The Messenger has a lot of amazing "this is indeed a quest of importance, but also a video game" diologue. I love it
@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments
28 күн бұрын
I should go back to it. I really enjoyed what I played but dropped it towards the tail end. I did enjoy the writing.
@Joreel
28 күн бұрын
It reminds me of the arcade games we played back in the early to mid 80s.
@kiriuxeosa8716
28 күн бұрын
I need to finish it
@WickedKillaYT
27 күн бұрын
One of the first games I 100%, it's one of those ones that I just enjoyed so much I wanted the challenge
Dang 2 videos in under 3 hours. It's a feast from Gameranx.
Armored Core 1 is one of the few Fromsoft games with a noob mode. If you failed a certain number of times, you become augmented into _Human+_ mode.
@josh-oo
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, but that's the bad ending. Human+ means you're a Frankenstein's Monster who has become one with their machine, and the corporations literally own you.
@samluther2309
28 күн бұрын
It was a perfect contextual addition to the game as well since you go bankrupt and are essentially forced to sell your humanity and become an experiment to continue which in turn makes the game more easy. In contrast to just changing a difficulty setting and things being easier
@DTraiN5795
28 күн бұрын
Ninja Gaiden Black opened up a ninja dog mode if you died too many times quickly on normal difficulty. You got to choose whether you wanted to drop a level tho.
@DTraiN5795
28 күн бұрын
Sorry had no idea it was number one on the list 🤣
I knew The Messenger would show up 😂. Dudes a savage. Also, phenomenal game. Soundtrack alone deserves a play-through.
The narrator was one of the best things about the old Spider-Man games 😂 Insomniac should have incorporated that into theirs
That OJ reference was hilarious 😂
@mtnman8783
28 күн бұрын
Guess I missed it
@dudewelcome
28 күн бұрын
@@mtnman8783 I'm not gonna give it away but I will tell you it's in the introduction to Ace Attorney
@mtnman8783
28 күн бұрын
@@dudewelcome I had to do a little research but I finally got it lol good stuff
I only got into games a year or two ago (very much an adult) when I bought my Switch. I was and am awful at them. That is why I appreciate the easy games so much- I think people sometimes forget about people who haven't been gaming their whole lives, and that at the end of the day games are supposed to be fun
@Ali_Saracen
29 күн бұрын
Welcome to the gaming community, Boss.
@teenermeener971
29 күн бұрын
Put the games on easy, 5yrs from now you will be a good gamer.
@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
28 күн бұрын
I've been a gamer since i was 4. and if you saw me play today. you'd think i just picked up my first controller!
@cameronpritchett8300
28 күн бұрын
I've been play games for over 20 years. Some games I just suck at. And that's OK. I usually start every game on easy until I get a hang of the controls. Nothing wrong with it. Only games I start on hardest difficulty are the recent Spider-Man games. Because let's be honest, it's not hard to hit one or two buttons over and over again. Lmao.
@Ali_Saracen
28 күн бұрын
I've been a gamer for 25 years(40 now), and I genuinely do not care about how good or bad at games I am at all. I've got great at some games, mastered one or 2 and am decent enough at the rest. Easy mode, hard, survival, extreme, they are all there to allow you to have the most amount of fun based the experience you want from a game.
Apex legends hates new players
@Danjurr_GG
22 күн бұрын
Tom clancys rainbow six siege hates all players 😂
@RevenantMain1
21 күн бұрын
Can confirm
@sunnyredpanda6899
10 күн бұрын
That’s not the game hating you, it’s the sweaty fucks blitzing everyone
While technically it's not the game hating on noobs, Shao Khan in one of the Mortal Kombat 3 games could be a proper savage ("it's official, YOU SUCK!")
In chrono trigger, I lost to Gato because i kept going back to farm points and forgot to heal up one time. So yes, a noob move.
@azalago
29 күн бұрын
Same. The fact that he doesn't even try to rhyme after he kicks your ass is so disrespectful.
@robertbrincken7629
10 күн бұрын
ive done it too
I never felt personally attack by Bruce. It was in fact absolutely hilarious listening to him when I was a kid. Guys' a leg-end. And totally completed spider-man.
@poolhalljunkie9
22 күн бұрын
Right?! He's probably the only person in the world I would be completely cool with talking crap to me. 😂😂
There does need to be a "I've played a game before" button in the options these days lol
@manaash4316
28 күн бұрын
Gameranx did a video some time ago about things that gamers just understand that non gamers dont. My boyfriend is NOT a gamer and it's soulcrushing watching him try. After watching that video I was like, "oh. I've been trained on a life of gaming" 😂
Im convinced Falcon only added the lawsuit game SPECIFICALLY for an OJ joke…& I’m here for it😂😂😂
Bruce Campbell's Spider-Man got me to watch. Was not disappointed
I’ve been a noob for 30 years.
@charles_t7274
23 күн бұрын
No
I was like "Ninja Gaiden Black better be in there somewhere." First game I thought of when I saw the title. Made me wait til the end - great way to keep me watching.
@Joreel
28 күн бұрын
I loved this game when it came out. I wish they'd do a complete remake of the game with Unreal... It would look so awesome.
@Downhuman74
27 күн бұрын
@@Joreel That would be nice but I would perfectly happy with refresh of the game as is for current systems. I know that's impossible, though, since the original code has been lost.
@Sebastian-oz1lj
14 күн бұрын
my first thought was styx cuz thats the only thing i played from all those games
Grew up with Spider-Man 2 on PS2, and these tutorial messages were great because of the jabs they throw at ya! My favorite being "Some people will look at the controller and go "THERE's ONLY ONE ATTACK BUTTON!". Will you give me a break. All because there's one button that says "attack, doesn't mean it's the only one. It's called a manual." I love this & I wish more games had this style of tutorial!
@lucmaillet2189
22 күн бұрын
Boy does that take me back to all the hint markers narrated by bruce cambell, good times going for the completionist route as well as the time trial races and the secret warehouse where you fight all the villains including the cutout ones
Appreciate the whole gameranx crew for the consistent uploads and especially the days with multiple uploads. Much love for you guys❤️
Second video today? Let's go! ❤️
@WordsOnYourScreen
29 күн бұрын
I wish they would do this on the Before You Buy days. I'm not interested in some of those games, but I need my daily gameranx fix.
I wish Bruce Campbell narrated every video game ever
@gameranxTV
27 күн бұрын
👍
Pro tip the glove didn't fit because it was leather and coated in blood
Rick turned Morty into a gun
Omfg bruce Campbell was the narrator in that Spiderman game how did i never realize this
@FemoDOGG
24 күн бұрын
He was in all 3 movies, too 😁
Jokes on you, I happen to love pink bows.
I had a friend play Skyrim for the first time and he was so bad that Hadvar died during the escape from the burning village…
@TheWorstestPro
18 күн бұрын
Your friend might have been bad, but Hadvar didn't die. It is hardcoded for Hadvar and Ralof to not be able to die in the opening escape from Helgen mission, as they are essential NPCs.
@abhaytyagi6179
9 күн бұрын
Me when I lie
All I'm saying is I know it's an MMORPG but: Guild Wars 2, Living World Season 4, Palawa Joko. You have to make your way through a series of traps before the big fight and if you die too often Joko says, "Are you going to set off EVERY trap? Oh, I see! You're a completionist! Do continue." Nearly died during that fight as I was laughing too much. Praise Joko!
[6:57] I love that Gato celebrates victory over you with a Karaoke burn! 🤣😂🤣
Falcon with the OJ Simpson court case joke. 😂
@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments
28 күн бұрын
RIP to a legend.
@thomasc6574
28 күн бұрын
@@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyCommentsyeah i agree, RIP norm mcdonald
Falcon makes the best lists
Eagerly waiting for Gaming News tomorrow!
Dude, Quarble is hilarious in The Messenger. His banter is unparalleled.
Love jake and falcon ❤️❤️ best channel
You forgot about Naughty Dog's original "Jak and Daxter," ergo, when Daxter insults Jak (you) after dying.
"self test for colorblindness chuckle" had me rolling
"This spot marks our grave... But you may rest here too, if you like."
i'll never forget this... in Deadpool when you are at the difficulty choosing a new game the easier you make it for yourself the more of a bb you look like in the selection and the more difficult is the more bloodier 😂😂😂
Solid OJ joke there. 😂
@MK-qg9ej
27 күн бұрын
I was looking to see if anyone else caught that 😂
“Souls games don’t straight up tell you to give up, they don’t demoralize players right out of the gate.” They absolutely do lmfao the first NPC you meet after the tutorial in Dark Souls does pretty much exactly that🤣
@Drejzer
26 күн бұрын
And then almost every other keeps telling you to not go Hollow...
@trash4gold
26 күн бұрын
@@Drejzer fair enough, but they nonetheless do make a point to demoralize the player right out of the gate and I love it
@Sebastian-oz1lj
14 күн бұрын
they dont say this to player they say it to the person you play as
OJ Simpson joke with the slight chuckle was perfect 😂
I love when games talk shit. Makes me want to beat it even more!!!
Ninja gaiden will beat you up while insulting your family. Miss the series
I've lost to Gato before. I was trying to see how many times in a row I could beat him without healing in between so it was only a matter of time before it happened since he is going to hit you, at least a little bit each time.
Instantly recognized Justin Roland's voice in High on Life 😂
@gameranxTV
27 күн бұрын
👍
I guess that I like the trash talk, because 3 of my favorites are on this list. Stix, Messenger and Black (that's what our friends called it when we were all hooked) Black was tough!! We did the community thing when playing and swapped every level. Its been many years, but I remember them yelling, "Robbie, we need you." 😂❤
There are only 4 kind of people who gets the ace attorney tutorial wrong. People who don't read, people who mashed buttons, people who simply wanted to see what happens and, like franziska would say, "Foolish fools who spouting foolish foolishness"
Double upload today lets go!
8:40 my man did NOT just meme on OJ’s grave 🤣
I had no idea that Ninja Gaiden had an easier difficulty. I played the original way back in 2004 and it was either get really good or quit.
I wasn’t expecting a rap battle in the middle of this video lol
0:59 bro Rick turned Morty into a talking gun😂
Lol, the thumbnail is on point and funny.
Dmc 3: easy mode is now available
@gameranxTV
27 күн бұрын
👍
Skyward Sword is fun but dang ghirahim was brutal during his fights
loving the O.J reference 😂
Absolutely love the Kratos quote in the thumbnail!!
The Simpson's Game that mocks video games in a... video game. When you die, Nelson insults you with "HA-HA Your gaming skills are weak.". After all these years, I still jab my hunny with the insult 🤣❤️❤
What about jak and daxter? The reactions of Daxter to the deaths of jak were just hilarious and priceless
About Number 10, if you watched Rick and Morty, you'll understand why the gun is messing with you, Hey Morty, you went through the wrong portal and ended up in another dimension as a gun, looks like Rick is going to have to save ya again, lol JK
The OJ reference out of nowhere during the Ace Attorney part nearly killed me LMAO
Deadpool straight up insults you when you don't push the DAMN BUTTON
From the Depths, without any intentional punishments is so hard for newbies they usually can't proceed without the help of more experienced players. That makes a community. :)
I lost to the guy in chronotrigger because I got bored and walked away
Guild of dungeonering, a bard sings about your failures when you die
I hope Bruce Campbell will come back for the upcoming Spidey 3
The glove don't fit you must acquit joke got me 😂
Getting insulted by Morty…the game I didn’t knew I needed 😂
Wanted: Dead asks you if you want to switch the difficulty to "Neko - Chan" (NOOB MODE) which translates to "Cat" (if you die too many times). If you do change it to Neko - Chan the game FORCES you to wear CAT EARS throughout the remainder of the game.
@lololollololol629
28 күн бұрын
So it makes you a cat girl then? lol..
Splosion man was amazing, I need to play it again, I always loved when he did the airplane, such an amazing silly game.
@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments
28 күн бұрын
In all it's 22fps glory.
6:53, that a jam right there !
Mr. Falcon. Did you ever consider becoming a VA for a game? I mean if they let birds or bald ones into their offices ofc. You surely got the range
I love the Styx games. They're a blast. One of my favorite stealth games.
We all were bad at games at one point
@ulf___
28 күн бұрын
Not me. My dad owns Xbox.
@SHKDWN79
28 күн бұрын
@@ulf___😅
@JerryCan101
28 күн бұрын
@@ulf___ You must've been bad at dark souls, when you were five.
@brodriguez11000
28 күн бұрын
Pong must have been a challenge.
@S050683
28 күн бұрын
I still am, even on easy mode. 😂
2002 Spiderman deserves a remaster. I remember the vulture lair and fighting shocker in subways. Plus the green goblin battle at the end where you can ride the glider. Such a good game. And you can play as green goblin after u beat it. And the cool arcade modes. Such a classic!!
You have people that have nothing to do than playing games and other people that have a job, a family, a life and play when they have a little bit of time left over too play a game. Greetings from the Netherlands and respect everybody.
@pro_154
29 күн бұрын
You can do both. Lol, I'm not dog water and I don't practice anymore
@MarioLamRedRebel
28 күн бұрын
@@pro_154 when your a good husman and father you dont.
I loved Braid when it came out... the time dynamics were so cool and original 😎 game was also beautiful sound and visual 😍
Ah yes, i remember when every game wasn't designed by British cigarettes.
Happy to see Chrono getting some love its one of the best games i have ever played
that's why I always start on hard and hardest on second play. The thing that clicked for me was "Can I play daddy?" difficulty, since then it's always hard lol
Bungie literally removing the “role” from its role-playing game bc people don’t want to have to think that far ahead.
@justacheesecake6232
28 күн бұрын
It's a video game relax.
@PheonixLs
20 күн бұрын
@@justacheesecake6232 It was the only video game I actually enjoyed. So fuck right off.
@PheonixLs
20 күн бұрын
Emphasis on WAS
Loved that Spider-Man game! I remember playing it at like 7-8 years old when it first came out. One of the more memorable video games of my youth!
Falcon sounds like the Spider-Man narrator
Like the cuphead tutorial ... Wink wink
Immediately thought of Crash Bandicoot where you get a mask when you die too many times lol
Sekiro: "Oh no baby. You keep dying... Here, let me help you by making the game harder for you ❣"
Amazing video gameranx of video games that makes fun of being a noob in there games,fantastic job.
Y’all should do a “best fromsoft bosses” video
See, back in the day we had Game Genies and Game Sharks if a game was to hard. Then they had to up security due to multiplayer and you could no longer use gameshark type devices which directly edit the memory (which could open up to muliplayer cheating), so game devs started to include easier modes on single player games. Games of today are, in general, much easier than games of the 80s/90s.
@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments
28 күн бұрын
You are right but there are some other reasons why games were harder. Some games back then did have difficulty options but they weren't standard. Games were much shorter so developers made them harder and more difficult to beat and also because of the American rental market they didn't want someone to rent a game and beat it. Plenty of Konami games were much easier in their Japanese versions.
Playing Kurt angle BGM, while audience shouting 'you suck'
Long shot, but does anyone remember when Josh & Anthony of Let's Game it Out did a playthru of The Messenger? The voices that Anthony did for all the characters was absolutely hysterical.. I've never laugh/cried so hard in my life!
At one point I got so annoyed by the controls in skyward sword I got some spirit levels and discovered that what the game considered to be holding the wiimote vertically (required for charging the sword attack or something similarly important) was actually skewed. The fancier wiimote plus actually made the game worse
Oh no, whenever I failed in Ace Attorney since the insults are aimed towards Phoenix they never affected me but I'm now realizing all this time they were talking about me...
I like the way Falcon say “tootorial”
Those high on life interactions are for clueless parents just walking into the room who want to give it a shot
“ay-yann” It’s “eye-ya-nay” phonetically