Those Romans on the mountain are actually badass as hell, until they weren't

@Only_Ameen04

4 ай бұрын

Should have shoot arrows from that mountain instead of going down 1v1 with the T-rex

The Romans falling down the hill was the hardest I’ve heard Wade laugh yet

The best part is 12:45 "It's getting bright" HAHAHA

@agustinusreynaldi7101

4 ай бұрын

Famous last words from Wade

It's honestly impressive how well this game is optimised. One would think that million individual objects with pathfindings, animations etc would make the game chug like hell, but it runs quite smoothly throughout the video.

@geeksxxl

4 ай бұрын

i use it to benchmark my computer.

@H_wll7

4 ай бұрын

he does have a 4090 tbf

@joendter

4 ай бұрын

@@H_wll7 well, you still have to do a shitton of phyisics simulation, they probably did some actual multithreading not like certain other games/software...

@breadone_

3 ай бұрын

@@H_wll7game like this would be SO cpu bound

@PlutoTheSynth

5 күн бұрын

i wonder how they manage

What is a t-rex but a prehistoric frank with legs

In this episode Wade gets a thirst for blood on the battlefield

I’m just impressed your pc can process 10M moving assets.

@bacon.cheesecake

4 ай бұрын

This game is mindblowingly well optimised.

@ILikeSlingshots

3 ай бұрын

He has a 4090 and an i9 14900k

*Chuck Norris against nukes is like throwing a ant at the guy*

@piuthemagicman

4 ай бұрын

or an aunt

Now that's a nugget of a game title

@scribleman4902

4 ай бұрын

what a nugget name

@tarvitz

4 ай бұрын

@@scribleman4902 Yes, that is what I said

I love that there's none of this "hey guys welcome back today we're..." - 30 seconds in we've already had a spongebob meme and bam we're in the game

8:50 this is my favorite bit

I was watching this half asleep but jolted up in bed like The Exorcist when the Robin Hood whistle started

Who would win: 10000000 of Greece’s finest soldiers, or 100 shooty bois?

It's wild how pcs can render 10 million of anything, much less reasonably detailed physics objects

The most interesting part of this is that the blast radius of the 'nukes' is closer to high calibre artillery or air dropped bombs, and that one strategic class nuke would wipe the whole map by itself- the scale of destruction they are capable of is hard to process on a human scale

1:53 holy moly that looks like Frank

Ok, when you wander off to climb the mountain and start whistling the tune from the opening credits of the animated Robin Hood-that was perfect, hilarious, and I have no idea how you made that connection.

Dude u gotta play my summer car

This has a feeling of “sending waves after waves of my own men at the enemy,” especially the Spartans verses the Shermans

Shout out to the whistle from Robin hood the cartoon. I knew I liked you for a reason.

cant wait for the episode on "my summer car".

Congrats on 100k subscribers :)

It's raining men is playing on repeat in my head this entire video

Out of Romans and Trexeses the main winner was cliff. I wasn't expecting that.

This reminds me of the old school Civ days. Just picking Gandhi, watching the Romans show up like "yo, we have _iron_ weapons, surrender or die" and me going "okay." and then launching the nukes.

Okay hold up a minute. This is the first I’ve heard of this game, and the fact that it can even hold 10M objects in a scene and calculate physics when they blow up, is beyond impressive

A beautiful tale in the form of a postmodern man vs. bitrate conflict

Thank you, Gaming. This is the kind of content that I’m looking for at 3am.

This is the best gaming channel on this website

I loved the whistling (the song the rooster/narrator whistles from Disney's Robin Hood cartoon). Just perfect for the moment.

God dammit I wish I knew about this channel sooner! I wish you'd cross promote more! Your unbridled enthusiasm makes my day better

Those nukes bring new meaning to the song It's Raining Men.

Go on wade!!!

Hope this becomes at least a short series this was some how a really relaxing video to unwind to before bed

If Frank had legs...and arms

The ancient fronks

The Romans might have stood a chance against the T-Rexs if the Romans were archers, but that's a large maybe

6:20 you would think the tonk could just drive straight over them

One side of me is laughing so damn hard how funny those soldiers were falling lol. Another part is actually saying: those shermans are the "firefly" version, so they are more powerful than a normal, shorter barrel sherman. And for the artillery, there is so much kind of it, heavy, field, stationary or tracked ones! (They are like tanks) so it's not so much accurate unless they specify what kind of artillery you are using... Still funny af to watch, my favorites are the t-rex.

I was unable to count the deaths during this stream, I am sorry.

Haven't laughed this hard in a while! 😂 Thanks, Wade!

I feel like Totally Accurate Battle Simulator would be fun for Wade

4:40 it raining romans, from out of the sky Romans no need to ask why!

@kwanvini

4 ай бұрын

i was about to say "just open your mouth and close your eyes" but um

We need more of this, this is hilarious

I said it once and I’ll say it again you and Josh from let’s gam it out would get along perfectly

Who wasn't expecting the Robin Hood whistle song???

Congrats on 100K!

ITS RAINING (SPARTAN) MEN!!! HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING MEN!!!!!!

"mate, shes ultimate epic battle simulator. i do have some mods install, well got to that later" some fire aussie bars at the start

Mans had the chance to say/sing “it’s raining men” and he didn’t 😭😭 Also the whistle from “Robin Hood “ that’s one of my favorite songs

“You planted grass?”

A thousand Rex's: FIGHT ME!

Wade playing games is my favourite yesssssss! Pure chaos I love it!

Bruh, on steam there is a game called Straya. It's a FPS about your homeland. I just thought that you should know. Love your content!

Trex = leggy frank

HOW DID I NOT KNOW YOU HAD A GAMING CHANNEL

The definition of death and destruction

Good stuff

Obviously it would take nukes to take out the Spartans

I knew Kool Aid was evil!

Hearing a DankoPodso whistling Whistle Stop was delightful

This is my favorite

this some lazarbeam type shit right here, only makes sense that wade is an aussie

It's like the game version of those channels that animate random movie characters fighting each other

dank empire has beeen formed

Epic

good wholesome fun

Man now I want Wade to try Supreme Commander. Obviously more involved than UEBS but it would be funny to see what strats he comes up with.

As a student of history I think great battle between Rome and Sherman’s happened

Wade i think if you played tf2 you would really love it

Do more of this pls top tear content

4:45 this woulda been the perfect time for “it’s raining men” lmao

Some people hear It's Raining Men, while I hear Raining Blood... the Tori Amos version

Oh no Someone gonna go out of control in UEBS

This is how vidja games are meant to be played. we never used cheats, but playing deathmatch warcraft II, you could build your own maps, so we'd just stock em with gold and oil resource easy, so you could just build massive fleets and build obscene armies. the 486 couldnt quite handle 100 dragons attacking at once, but damn it was fun to do. you could be a real ass and send a single peon out to the furthest corner, and rebuild another army as your primary troops were culled (and freed up slots, you could only build so many troops). the fun you could have with a long Null Modem cable and 2 shitty PC's and a bootleg copy of warcraft.

The Romans, Chuck Norris, and Artillery falling off the mountaim were hilarious as the roll down. Chuck Norris especially since they had stupid amounts of HP that they weren't fazed or anything falling down the mountain and fighting nukes. Bodies flying after being blown away and ragdolling were also hilarious that I had to pause for a bit to not spit out the water I was drinking. A question though why were the thumbnails and titles for a lot of the previous videos changed recently? Was going to find some that I forgot to put a Like on and was scratching my head wth happened.

UEBS is such a masterful example of what a video game can be when the people making it actually know how to program...

Revisit the game. I saw Goku as an option.

Hell yeah, man! Used to watch another dude play UEBS before he became a Fortnite KZreadr.

Wow that a good computer

Frank's great grandparent the T.Rank

Is this the sequel to Totally Accurate Battle Simulator? Or was there a knockoff of that, and this is a sequel to the knockoff?

4:40 it’s raining romans

The Romans all falling down the hill reminds me of rainbow Valley for those interested in Mountaineering!

Need to a tabs video now

Petition for wade to play the Landfall games version of this? (it's better, and it's about as dingusy as a game can get)

Alotta Roman's!

Oh hell yes, oh fuck yes

I gotta get this game

hey Wade, any chance you could upload in 4k so we get a higher bitrate? for gameplay footage like this the compression makes big sad it doesnt even matter if you record/screencapture in 1080p and just export from editing software in 4k. love your stuff man!

Need to play the Bluey game aka Australia the game

9:17 fun fact, those rocket systems were known as "Katyushas" or in English "Stalin's Organ". They could be set to fire all at once or staggered for a more artillery barrage type effect, and were incredible at demoralising German Forces. They were also made of nearly nothing: an old russian farm truck, some piping and the rockets themselves. The Russians were the original nation of nuggeteers!

@christabox5542

4 ай бұрын

12:00 wait, why did they turn into cold war era Medium range ballistic missile launch systems?

@christabox5542

4 ай бұрын

They changed 😂

@christabox5542

4 ай бұрын

14:50 another fun fact about the phalanx. Despite how you could make an argument for their effectiveness as a direct fire system, it's use is more common as an anti-incoming-missile system, utilising radar and computing to literally "stream of death" incoming anti-ship missiles.

@gavinjcooke

3 ай бұрын

Came to watch an Australian man yell about computer games and left knowing what a phalanx is. Life's one big surprise in Dank land 😂

I think if the nukes were realistic to actual firepower one of them would wipe the whole map.

Could you do TABS next?

I saw huge numbers and thought this video was an ad...

the title is straight out of 2016

Dank and let's game it out need to do a stream or vid together.

Wade NEEDS to play Universe Sandbox 2.

If you like this you should really try TABS

What can men do, against such reckless hate?