How many times mates knocked on the door glenns not ere man or flogs not home
@juanhheathАй бұрын
Two epic classics!!
@masonmiller53822 ай бұрын
Who is it?
@Powelljacob14086 ай бұрын
D-A-V-E!!! Now would you open up the goddamned door!??
@Ghost-Drummer696 ай бұрын
This was the hight of comedy between my friends and I. We would get high and laugh so hard that we cried tears. This was the 80’s and the world didn’t look any better to us than it does to the kids today but the kids today all think that they are special and that the world owes them something. We weren’t told we were special, we were told that life is gonna be tough and that it was up to us to make the best out of it cuz no one was gonna bail us out. I think that’s the difference between us and kids today. Kids today think they are owed college, a job, and they fail to understand that no one owes you anything.
@holdmybeer6 ай бұрын
just left this on friends voice mail lol
@davidevans32277 ай бұрын
travelled all the way to Oxford street, London, from south wales, in the mid eighties (big journey for me at the time) HMV.. get the soundtrack on vinyl to "up in smoke" think it might have been my first solo trip away... 🙂
@itinerantpatriot11967 ай бұрын
I heard somewhere, maybe an interview, that this was the first bit they ever recorded and that Chong came up with the "Dave's not here" line out of the blue. The skit was supposed to go in another direction but they went with it and this is the end result. Too funny. That episode of Miami Vice, where Cheech makes a guest appearance and they go into a shop looking for a guy named Dave and Chong is there instead and tells them Dave's not here...Cheech and Ching fans got it, for everyone else it just sailed on by.
@tomatencio92238 ай бұрын
One of rhe funniest ever!!!
@frankgrimesification8 ай бұрын
I work with a guy named Dave and whenever he's absent from work or gets moved to another work area, people always ask me where's Dave and I'll respond "Dave's not here!".
@williamroberts57168 ай бұрын
Don't look at his strawberry man.
@allenp.86958 ай бұрын
VLAD TV brought me here man.
@beemer3459 ай бұрын
My name is Dave 😂😂😂😂 going to meet the legends next Saturday!!!
@-James-A10 ай бұрын
This and "who's on first" will never, ever get old. I can listen to them every single day and still be as funny as the first time I heard them.
IM HIGH,.. I JUST THOUGHT OF IT. MAKE A PODCAST !!!!! U WILL MAKE MILLIONS!!!
@mohammedcohen11 ай бұрын
...if you've never smoked weed you don't get it...I didn't smoke until after I turned 30...and then...I GOT it...
@StephFrandsen11 ай бұрын
My sister's and I used to listen to this and one time mom heard it coming in from work. We ran to stop it but mom said, "NO! Leave it on!" And BUSTED up with laughter to high heaven. From that day on we laughed about "Dave's not here!" Nearly every time we visited. We just lost mom in August at 81 but what a precious memory to carry and share with my sisters and my Dad too. ✌️😎 i miss mom already. Sleep on sweet mama ✌️🥹
@Fldavestone11 ай бұрын
Remember it well,my name is Dave but i was not here.
@BigErnieBrown11 ай бұрын
Cheech and Chongs " Daves Not Here" Too funny.
@karenglenn6707 Жыл бұрын
I have not heard this for nearly 48 years and I still pissed myself laughing!! So fricking funny!!
@guyfawkes578 Жыл бұрын
After 48 yrs...I think you are pissing yourself for a different reason.
@davevrox3023 Жыл бұрын
When people think 🤔 David - I'm leery. Nobody but close friends call me David.
@suniion8316 Жыл бұрын
dave mudtard
@johnnyrivas2619 Жыл бұрын
Every time he says "Who is it?" it gets funnier and funnier.
@davidevans32277 ай бұрын
it's me man!
@tinacatharinaeden2711 Жыл бұрын
The Simpsons have a Cheech and Chong episode. As soon as the skit started I yelled out: Dave's not here. Then it was and I am rolling on the floor laughing. Teenage grand daughter looked at me like I was crazy. 😂
@laynenadon8630 Жыл бұрын
40 yrs+ I live this skit🤘😎🤘
@davidtrombley8807 Жыл бұрын
LOL!
@johnwiseman918 Жыл бұрын
You can't beat the classics
@alexanderknight1674 Жыл бұрын
Knock knock
@mach8147 Жыл бұрын
"Who is it? It's me Dave, open up man I got the stuff..." 😂
@pmccachren Жыл бұрын
Listening to this back in the day. Still funny.
@britneyspears1932 Жыл бұрын
THAT'S MY BOYS!!!!!🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@thema1998 Жыл бұрын
This was funnier than I remembered it being in 2017! 😂
@PoorRoleModel Жыл бұрын
Gets morea hilarious as the years go by.
@SteveDisenhof Жыл бұрын
A VERY long time ago, my then-girlfriend and I were kicking back in a college friend's apartment (yes, a little high). The friend had this on the turntable (yes, THAT long ago), when we heard a knock at the door. Our friend and the person outside then had this conversation...two beats AHEAD of C&C for the entire length of the track. I don't think I've ever laughed as long or as hard as we did that afternoon.
@plushcat716 Жыл бұрын
Best ever!
@williamdelong8265 Жыл бұрын
50 yrs and it's still funny as Hell.
@Pozer714 Жыл бұрын
Was funnier 50 years ago.
@tomh.2405 Жыл бұрын
The American stoner version of the "not to leave the room even if you come and get him" gag from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (which has traditionally been my go-to riff any time I encounter a situation where someone is failing to understand simple directions). Which one is better? You decide.
@Canadas_Very_Own Жыл бұрын
This will never not be funny.
@ontherocks8712 Жыл бұрын
Not being rude but do you have to be American to appreciate this ?
@libradawg92 жыл бұрын
I did this with a friend at a talent show in High School. Mind you, this was an Iowa town with 1,000 people and the school was K-12, and the show director begged me to say *I got the loot *. I would not be censored though, but I did compromise to allow the emcees to announce the local bank was robbed, and I drew a giant dollar sign on the bag I had. It was perfect. I even wrote in my own ending to where I walked off stage without the bag and the Chong character stuck his arm outside the door and grabbed it. I figured it's even funnier if that was his plan the whole time. It was excellent.
@Cynthia-Landers2 жыл бұрын
When the whereabouts of someone named Dave are unknown . . . always a happy event. I've seen it once at work and once at a Jaycees convention
@johnsauer90672 жыл бұрын
Classic.
@buffymcmuffin53612 жыл бұрын
Hey man I got the stuff
@QClubs2 жыл бұрын
I told this skit to a friend of mine months back…he thought it was hilarious. Then going out to dinner one night I tried this along with the same friend,but his wife and another girl. No reaction,like what is this about expression on their faces like..yeah okay.
Пікірлер
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It’s driving Dave nuts! 🤣🤣🤣
Back in the day hahahahaha 😂🤣
How many times mates knocked on the door glenns not ere man or flogs not home
Two epic classics!!
Who is it?
D-A-V-E!!! Now would you open up the goddamned door!??
This was the hight of comedy between my friends and I. We would get high and laugh so hard that we cried tears. This was the 80’s and the world didn’t look any better to us than it does to the kids today but the kids today all think that they are special and that the world owes them something. We weren’t told we were special, we were told that life is gonna be tough and that it was up to us to make the best out of it cuz no one was gonna bail us out. I think that’s the difference between us and kids today. Kids today think they are owed college, a job, and they fail to understand that no one owes you anything.
just left this on friends voice mail lol
travelled all the way to Oxford street, London, from south wales, in the mid eighties (big journey for me at the time) HMV.. get the soundtrack on vinyl to "up in smoke" think it might have been my first solo trip away... 🙂
I heard somewhere, maybe an interview, that this was the first bit they ever recorded and that Chong came up with the "Dave's not here" line out of the blue. The skit was supposed to go in another direction but they went with it and this is the end result. Too funny. That episode of Miami Vice, where Cheech makes a guest appearance and they go into a shop looking for a guy named Dave and Chong is there instead and tells them Dave's not here...Cheech and Ching fans got it, for everyone else it just sailed on by.
One of rhe funniest ever!!!
I work with a guy named Dave and whenever he's absent from work or gets moved to another work area, people always ask me where's Dave and I'll respond "Dave's not here!".
Don't look at his strawberry man.
VLAD TV brought me here man.
My name is Dave 😂😂😂😂 going to meet the legends next Saturday!!!
This and "who's on first" will never, ever get old. I can listen to them every single day and still be as funny as the first time I heard them.
Who's on first was amazing
Ask your family if it's a good idea. Pleaes
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Please , here all my money
IM HIGH,.. I JUST THOUGHT OF IT. MAKE A PODCAST !!!!! U WILL MAKE MILLIONS!!!
...if you've never smoked weed you don't get it...I didn't smoke until after I turned 30...and then...I GOT it...
My sister's and I used to listen to this and one time mom heard it coming in from work. We ran to stop it but mom said, "NO! Leave it on!" And BUSTED up with laughter to high heaven. From that day on we laughed about "Dave's not here!" Nearly every time we visited. We just lost mom in August at 81 but what a precious memory to carry and share with my sisters and my Dad too. ✌️😎 i miss mom already. Sleep on sweet mama ✌️🥹
Remember it well,my name is Dave but i was not here.
Cheech and Chongs " Daves Not Here" Too funny.
I have not heard this for nearly 48 years and I still pissed myself laughing!! So fricking funny!!
After 48 yrs...I think you are pissing yourself for a different reason.
When people think 🤔 David - I'm leery. Nobody but close friends call me David.
dave mudtard
Every time he says "Who is it?" it gets funnier and funnier.
it's me man!
The Simpsons have a Cheech and Chong episode. As soon as the skit started I yelled out: Dave's not here. Then it was and I am rolling on the floor laughing. Teenage grand daughter looked at me like I was crazy. 😂
40 yrs+ I live this skit🤘😎🤘
LOL!
You can't beat the classics
Knock knock
"Who is it? It's me Dave, open up man I got the stuff..." 😂
Listening to this back in the day. Still funny.
THAT'S MY BOYS!!!!!🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
This was funnier than I remembered it being in 2017! 😂
Gets morea hilarious as the years go by.
A VERY long time ago, my then-girlfriend and I were kicking back in a college friend's apartment (yes, a little high). The friend had this on the turntable (yes, THAT long ago), when we heard a knock at the door. Our friend and the person outside then had this conversation...two beats AHEAD of C&C for the entire length of the track. I don't think I've ever laughed as long or as hard as we did that afternoon.
Best ever!
50 yrs and it's still funny as Hell.
Was funnier 50 years ago.
The American stoner version of the "not to leave the room even if you come and get him" gag from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (which has traditionally been my go-to riff any time I encounter a situation where someone is failing to understand simple directions). Which one is better? You decide.
This will never not be funny.
Not being rude but do you have to be American to appreciate this ?
I did this with a friend at a talent show in High School. Mind you, this was an Iowa town with 1,000 people and the school was K-12, and the show director begged me to say *I got the loot *. I would not be censored though, but I did compromise to allow the emcees to announce the local bank was robbed, and I drew a giant dollar sign on the bag I had. It was perfect. I even wrote in my own ending to where I walked off stage without the bag and the Chong character stuck his arm outside the door and grabbed it. I figured it's even funnier if that was his plan the whole time. It was excellent.
When the whereabouts of someone named Dave are unknown . . . always a happy event. I've seen it once at work and once at a Jaycees convention
Classic.
Hey man I got the stuff
I told this skit to a friend of mine months back…he thought it was hilarious. Then going out to dinner one night I tried this along with the same friend,but his wife and another girl. No reaction,like what is this about expression on their faces like..yeah okay.