Model Paint Whatever

Model Paint Whatever

I have a plastic problem.
I have way too many model kits still in their boxes. So many in fact, that I probably won't live long enough to build and paint them all at the rate I'm going.
So this channel is here to incentivize me into doing something about that.
I'll be posting my progress here for all to see. Plus any other films I make of events that I go to.
I warn you - I'm lazy, have very little talent and even less free time. But I DO have an over-active guilty conscience.
So if you Subscribe, you'll put pressure on me to try harder. Do it to inspire me, or to make me suffer, but the Pile Of Shame must be vanquished.

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  • @hav6301
    @hav630119 күн бұрын

    17:00 what game is that?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever16 күн бұрын

    Is it Gaslands?

  • @hav6301
    @hav630116 күн бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever no I mean the one that looks warmaster but the board is very small too. Maybe 10mm warhammer fantasy?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever14 күн бұрын

    @@hav6301 Could be, or Warmaster or Kings of War. I think that table was selling custom 3D print 10mm ranges, and the games were just there to show off the minis.

  • @dokadadoka
    @dokadadoka27 күн бұрын

    What do you do here?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever27 күн бұрын

    I make videos and say silly things in the comments. 😂

  • @robdob
    @robdobАй бұрын

    Haha! That’s me with my back to camera in the blue checkered shirt ( 3:11 ) learning Star Wars Unlimited with my friend. It was my first ever expo and I loved every minute of that Friday. Defo going again next year.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    “I can make you a star, son!” 😂

  • @robdob
    @robdobАй бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever🤣

  • @TheROne1974
    @TheROne1974Ай бұрын

    thanks for the tour !

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    You’re welcome!

  • @khublaklonk4480
    @khublaklonk4480Ай бұрын

    Thanks for sharing your day at Expo. I think I need to go back there next time.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    You're welcome, although it will probably be even busier next time!

  • @derkcast620
    @derkcast620Ай бұрын

    Thanks for this video. I just got home from the Expo and will use your video to show everyone how big the show was

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    You’re welcome! Glad it was useful.

  • @rachelandryan
    @rachelandryanАй бұрын

    Too much emphasise on miniatures for my liking

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Thanks for your feedback. Sorry, miniatures are what I'm into and to be honest they are far more visually interesting for a video than card games or endless merch stalls. What would you have liked to see more of specifically, so I know for next time?

  • @Pr2two
    @Pr2twoАй бұрын

    It was buuuuusy. For my girlfriend who is a newcomer to events like this was a bit overwhelming. I love the variety of things. Wish it wasn't so packed to walked through and the air was very stuffy on Sunday. It was great but don't think we'd be back. 10/10 recommended if you haven't been. There's lots to see and lots to buy.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    It was really busy on Friday too - I went then because I thought it would be quieter. Nope! 😂

  • @alexwork2612
    @alexwork2612Ай бұрын

    On Saturday it was so busy you could hardly move around in Hall 1, Hall 2 was slightly better. It wasn't fun.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Yeah, I can imagine. Friday was super busy.

  • @TheSuperPsychoKiller
    @TheSuperPsychoKillerАй бұрын

    NERDS!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Where?!?!?! Oh, at the Bear Grylls Adventure next door, you mean. 😝

  • @BoxedMeeples
    @BoxedMeeplesАй бұрын

    We couldn't make it to UKGE wo its great to see the expo through your eyes. Those huge diroamas are so impressive

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Glad I could be of service! 😊

  • @noprobllama9747
    @noprobllama9747Ай бұрын

    What terrain was that from?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Which part of the video are you talking about?

  • @WojoO
    @WojoOАй бұрын

    Hope you would have a little more video of Maladum at 3:54

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Are 20 seconds of Owlbears not enough for you? 😎

  • @WojoO
    @WojoOАй бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever maybe 3:52 :p there is a glimpse of Maladum from Battle system its supposed to ship really soon to backers from kickstarter that's why im so curious about it 😀

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    The expo continues today so maybe someone will see this and go get some more footage. I was only there on Friday.

  • @nealbarton7434
    @nealbarton7434Ай бұрын

    So glad to find this! I’ve seen very little out of UKGE until now. Looks like the events has become huge!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    I’m happy I could help you! It’s a fun (but tiring) event.

  • @andyh117
    @andyh117Ай бұрын

    What was the queue at the Hilton for?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    I couldn't see - it was for one of the presentations, and I think it started at 2pm on the Friday.

  • @duncansBoB
    @duncansBoBАй бұрын

    Many thanks for the great footage! Really pleased to see you found our Bolt Action boards (8:56), there raising money for charity and introducing people to the game. Hope you had a great time. Best wishes. Duncan's Band of Brothers

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    You're welcome! They were fantastic boards and were so busy I had to come back to get footage of all of them. Well done!

  • @davidwright873
    @davidwright873Ай бұрын

    we used to ride motorcycles on the back roads and chase skirt....so.......

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    So the skirt must have been running pretty fast for you to need motorcycles.

  • @davidwright873
    @davidwright873Ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever super hard to get imho.....That's all i can think of...

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    @@davidwright873 Getting into miniature wargaming is easier now than it has ever been, and there's less chance of swallowing flies while doing it.

  • @davidwright873
    @davidwright873Ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever or breaking your collar bone....lol

  • @robertgriffin662
    @robertgriffin662Ай бұрын

    Great video! But jo battletech? Ar least didn't see in the video. Very cool stuff, though please more videos like this!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    Thanks! I didn’t see any Battletech there, sorry.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhateverАй бұрын

    There's lots of Battletech on my UK Games Expo video - kzread.info/dash/bejne/onaqzcqkmrW1mpM.html

  • @robertgriffin662
    @robertgriffin662Ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever cool I'll watch it.

  • @Abaddon86
    @Abaddon862 ай бұрын

    25:01 Stalingrad?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Yes! Good, isn't it?

  • @Abaddon86
    @Abaddon862 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever its not good,Its AWESOME...MAGNIFICENT WORKS...I love it

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@Abaddon86 I agree, that's why I put it in the thumbnail and stated it's my favourite in another comment. 😀

  • @maximoclickbyyube8073
    @maximoclickbyyube80732 ай бұрын

    Woooooow yeeeeaaaah maaaximoooo like and a greeting

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Thank you for your enthusiastic support!

  • @steved.4816
    @steved.48162 ай бұрын

    Lots of interesting games, especially the one with the aquarium @11:04 :D

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Absolutely! And the underwater effect was even weirder when seen in real life!

  • @angeredtsuzuki
    @angeredtsuzuki2 ай бұрын

    Quar! 24:31 if anyone is interested

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the identification!

  • @TonyPullen
    @TonyPullen2 ай бұрын

    So glad to see 7TV and Pulp Alley. Thanks for posting this because I didn’t get there and can now see loads of great tables. . Also, no-thanks for posting this as I’m sad I didn’t get there to see loads of great stuff.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Sorry/not sorry. 🤣 I hope you get to go to a future Salute! It's a lot of fun.

  • @TonyPullen
    @TonyPullen2 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever I’ve been a couple of times before. But now I’ve moved north, and it’s just so far. I have smaller events nearer, but nothing on the scale of Salute.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@TonyPullen I hope you get an event as big as Salute nearer to you. London is an expensive place to get to and stay if you're far away.

  • @panagiotisgkotsis2518
    @panagiotisgkotsis25182 ай бұрын

    ❤🇬🇷❤️

  • @Belial0Harvester
    @Belial0Harvester2 ай бұрын

    40k used to be great in the 90's... then came the money grubbers and, as usual, greed ruined the whole thing. Now its totally ridiculous...

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I take a pragmatic view of it - the games industry needs a behemoth to make it mainstream and make the idea of miniature wargaming palatable to corporate investors, which will undoubtedly help smaller companies get funding and grow. But the nature of being a multinational public company means that there will be mis-steps and there will be money grabbing. At least we have a choice not to support GW if we so choose, and bizarrely that's because of GW getting so big. Without GW there'd be a toy company in charge, like Hasbro or Mattel. Even FFG couldn't keep the X-Wing franchise going by themselves, and that was a machine to print money. So GW giveth, and GW taketh away. And I doubt Salute would be as big as it is today without the awareness of the hobby that GW has helped bring to the masses. But I do totally see your point of view.

  • @richseward
    @richseward2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for posting this. Great to see Operation Warboard in play at 14:20

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    You're welcome! Glad I could help.

  • @cityonahillterrain
    @cityonahillterrain2 ай бұрын

    I deeply appreciated the lack of commentary

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Ha ha! I know what you mean. But not all commentaries are bad. I don't think I will choose to do commentaries in future, I prefer the immersive aspect of hearing the show noise.

  • @paulofreire7520
    @paulofreire75202 ай бұрын

    Great coverage, my man. Txs for sharing. Looks like it was a great gathering. 👍🏻

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    You're welcome! Yes, it was a fun day.

  • @davidmartyn5044
    @davidmartyn50442 ай бұрын

    Great job in the steady camera work. Best youtube of Salute! There was a "best table", a medieval ship battle, all the gamers had maroon shirts. The small table deserve as much attention as the big ones! More please.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the compliment! The camera work would have got shakier towards the end of the day because I had bought a load of stuff. 😆 So the secret is to get it done before buying anything.

  • @goforitpainting
    @goforitpainting2 ай бұрын

    Really cool show. 👍

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    It was, I spent about 4 hours walking around. A good way to spend a Saturday.

  • @Heimdall1987
    @Heimdall19872 ай бұрын

    Why didn’t you film the painting competition?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Two reasons - it was always busy and hard to get close to the models, but the biggest problem was the glass and lighting making it impossible to get a good view of the models, it was all reflections. I wouldn't have been able to do them justice (but I did film that helicopter with the motorised blades, I couldn't resist that one).

  • @Heimdall1987
    @Heimdall19872 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever fair point. Would have been nice to show the cabinets from afar at least! Great video in any case!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@Heimdall1987 Thanks! But even from afar you wouldn't have seen anything of interest apart from a crowd and some Ikea furniture. And some people were taking way too long to look at the scantily clad Elf maiden models, I felt kind of dirty waiting for them to move on. 😆

  • @MrGunnar177
    @MrGunnar1772 ай бұрын

    Good to see pulp alley there!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Glad I could help!

  • @MrGunnar177
    @MrGunnar1772 ай бұрын

    Best video on salute. None of the other ones actually take the time to walk slowly and show off everything. It’s either walking quickly and talking or just super brief panning. Thanks!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the compliment! Although I don't think I've ever been congratulated for walking slowly before. 😂 I just tried to make the video I would want to see, plus I've got a memento for myself of my favourite boards (and lots of reference material!).

  • @MrGunnar177
    @MrGunnar1772 ай бұрын

    Really want to know what that ww2 aerial game with the holes in the board to place the rods

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    According to kzread.info/dash/bejne/gGSWlpKuf7HAe8Y.html, it's the Maidstone Wargames Society Battle of Britain game.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I found another video on it - kzread.info/dash/bejne/n4GgqaSHYq-1m8Y.html

  • @ctorus
    @ctorus2 ай бұрын

    Any idea what is the game at 0:37? And the terrain for that matter, thought at first it was Battle Systems but i dont recognise it.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Is it Infinity Code One? It says Code One on their reference sheets, but I'm not familiar with the game.

  • @mirkobruner
    @mirkobruner2 ай бұрын

    At 27:57 That table looks stunning. What's that?

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    According to @MiniatureAdventuresTV it's Peter's Paper Boys, ACW in 18mm.

  • @andymoore9977
    @andymoore99772 ай бұрын

    All you need is a decent printer and some easy to acquire skill with a pair of scissors and you have armies and scenery for a fraction of the cost and time of 3d metal and plastic stuff.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@andymoore9977 Sounds easy when you say it like that! 😁

  • @joeokabayashi8669
    @joeokabayashi86692 ай бұрын

    It's great to see so many games played on small terrain boards. Shows promise for bringing more people into the hobby who lack space to play on more expansive terrain.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Agreed. But those giant boards were just amazing, and made you want to sell your car to get enough garage space to build one just like them. 😂

  • @joeokabayashi8669
    @joeokabayashi86692 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever Agree; of course, not everyone owns a garage🤭

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@joeokabayashi8669 That big WW2 industrial board made me want to buy a house with a garage just so I could use it for gaming. 😁

  • @MrGunnar177
    @MrGunnar1772 ай бұрын

    These days I find myself leaning towards larger boards and larger games. Room to actually maneuver.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@MrGunnar177 That's been my dream since childhood. I had a big railway layout and used to fight battles with Airfix soldiers on it.

  • @jedidalek
    @jedidalek2 ай бұрын

    Whats the game at 5:51

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I think it might be Twilight, according to kzread.info/dash/bejne/gGSWlpKuf7HAe8Y.html - it certainly looks like a Kellanion Akitiin there.

  • @jedidalek
    @jedidalek2 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever thanks

  • @sshim950
    @sshim9502 ай бұрын

    Ty : )

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    You're welcome!

  • @dragonblood8699
    @dragonblood86992 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the coverage. For some of the displays, it was hard to see what game they are from. I was wondering if you could provide a breakdown(time cues? List) of the games shown. Thank you.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Honestly, I couldn't even tell in some cases what games were being run and I was there. Branding and signage is not a strong point at Salute! You can work it out if you have the guidebook and follow the table descriptions and you are physically there, but I was just looking at the scenery mainly. @MiniatureAdventuresTV has done a great video and has properly logged everything he shows, check it out here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gGSWlpKuf7HAe8Y.html

  • @chriskay284
    @chriskay2842 ай бұрын

    Even with six and half hours I spent most of my time shopping and missed a lot of games. Great to see so many cool little games.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I ran around at the start looking for bargains at the usual suspects, then did a thorough sector-by-sector sweep of the game tables as if I was looking for a fugitive. 🤠

  • @cvtuttle
    @cvtuttle2 ай бұрын

    Salute is such a great event. I haven't been in years - but this felt so familiar! Thank you for sharing.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for your comment. I've only been to about 5 Salutes but each one has been worth going to.

  • @JuliusCaesar888
    @JuliusCaesar8882 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the video. Was there no Kingdom Death table? What about Corvus Belli? I saw Warcrow but that looked like just a couple guys doing a game.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I didn't see any Kingdom Death or non-Warcrow Corvus Belli, and I just checked the guidebook and nothing is listed there (unless I missed it). But I'm not familiar with either game so maybe someone else can recognise it and point out the timecode.

  • @JuliusCaesar888
    @JuliusCaesar8882 ай бұрын

    ​@ModelPaintWhatever no no, not necessary, friend. Kingdom Death is extremely boutique and their booth would be of no small display. Same goes for Corvus Belli - not nearly as expensive as KD, but much larger an operation that their booth/tables would be very obvious. Thanks again! Edit - also I appreciate you panning left to capture the mighty DUNCAN RHODES.... I heard him and was like "....show him, camera guy!!", then you did, lol. Well done.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@JuliusCaesar888 You get the bonus points for spotting him! 😁

  • @duncansBoB
    @duncansBoB2 ай бұрын

    A lovely record of a great day! Many thanks for the footage of our Normandy Bolt Actions boards. Was great to introduce so many new players to the game!!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Thanks very much! Why don't you mention the time stamp so that others can find your boards easily? I could work out which one you're actually talking about, but I don't want to risk getting it wrong.

  • @duncansBoB
    @duncansBoB2 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever great footage of 2 of the 3 boards we ran at 7.15 and 7.35. Thanks once again

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@duncansBoB Brilliant, thanks!

  • @darkfuture3291
    @darkfuture32912 ай бұрын

    Looks amazing. Great to see all the different games and terrain. Is there an award for the best table? Im gutted i couldnt make it this year. Thank you for this video, theres so much more to the hobby than gw:)

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I don't think there is an award for best table, it would probably skew people towards spectacular crowd-pleasers and distract from the games themselves. I think everyone who went will have their favourite - mine was at 25.04 but I couldn't tell you what game they were playing (maybe What A Tanker?). Second place was at 14.55, and third was the Epic table at 22.55 (sorry, I do love me a bit of GW, although I don't think they earned much from what was on that table ;) ).

  • @joebilton8596
    @joebilton85962 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever Hey. That was my Stalingrad table at the 25min time stamp, and yes, it was an 8 player What A Tanker game. Glad you liked it :)

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@joebilton8596 Oh it was brilliant, well done! How long did it take? Was it just you working on it?

  • @joebilton8596
    @joebilton85962 ай бұрын

    ​@@ModelPaintWhatever I started it properly in January, though I made 2 buildings in December. All finished mid March. 95% scratch-build from polystyrene, though there's a couple of mdf kits that I put polyfilla etc on. Just me working on it, yeah

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    @@joebilton8596 Wow, hats off to you, that's amazing skill and effort!

  • @oakboundstudio
    @oakboundstudio2 ай бұрын

    Nice seeing all the things I didn't have time to check out! Thanks for uploading.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    I actually noticed a lot of details that I missed when I was editing the videos. Your work was really impressive to see in real life!

  • @MiniatureAdventuresTV
    @MiniatureAdventuresTV2 ай бұрын

    Wow, you got that out quickly. Looks like you had a great day, I certainly did. Not sure my knees will forgive me for a few days, but it was worth it!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever2 ай бұрын

    Oh it was a blast - but I had to force myself not to unbox anything until the video was done, and that waiting was the hardest bit. If I had gone to the trouble of labelling what I was filming (like you did) I'd probably still be doing it!

  • @mcchu3249
    @mcchu32493 ай бұрын

    Very interesting, good video. Model rail is my hobbies too. Thanks for sharing.

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever3 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the compliment! Do you have a layout? What scale and what country/time period do you collect? If I ever get space to build a layout it will be Great Britain in the 1980s, probably N scale.

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun16493 ай бұрын

    I didn't go this year. But I am planning for next year. I can get there in just under 5 hours, using my Scooterpac Cabin Car. 15.8 miles is a long way at the maximum pavement speed of 4 mph!

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever3 ай бұрын

    Kudos to you for sticking to the speed limit! Many's the time I've had to dive out of the way of F1 wannabe scooter cars. I bet it would come in handy up that last hill to Ally Pally though!

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun16493 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever I doubt you have seen a Cabin Car. Look up Scooterpac. I have the only one in 3 London Boroughs. Ambulance Yellow, with beacon on the roof. The road journey would be impossible, as it is limited to 8 mph. I miss the days of being crew on a real ambulance.

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun16493 ай бұрын

    The first layout had an Eddie Stobard lorry. I have two on one of my layouts, but, having been bullied by these "knights of the road", I changed the name to Eddie Stupid! People notice that "spelling mistake".

  • @ModelPaintWhatever
    @ModelPaintWhatever3 ай бұрын

    Ha ha! I remember a few years ago when Eddie Stobard were doing a big marketing push, trying to get the name everywhere. I'm not sure bullying was one of their strategies, but you never know.

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun16493 ай бұрын

    @@ModelPaintWhatever M6 North, roadworks. 40 mph speed limit, nose to tail traffic at 6 mph. Eddie Stupid driver right up people rear, attempting to force his way through. Came up behind me, VERY close, and sounded his bullhorn. I just switched on my blues, he braked very hard, and pulled back. Then forced his way into the inside lane, right up the rear end of another vehicle, sounded his horn, they panicked, and went into the emergency lane. The hero of the roads then roared up behind a Land Rover towing a horse box, (I could see two horses inside it), sounded his bullhorn long and loud. He didn't give a damn about the fear he was instilling in the horses, nor the damage they could cause to themselves. I switched on my blues again, pulled up to his cab, and indicated right, moving across his front, forcing him to the hard shoulder. I sat there until the horses were away, switched off my blues and moved into the lane protecting the horse box. I despise townies.