It can't be that simple says the pessimist, determined to have the discussion instead of eating a pizza and then going out to egg L.Ron Hubbard's residence!
@user-mx1tw1tx3m3 ай бұрын
The people that control you wear Yamakas
@logannewman453210 ай бұрын
I'd be lying if I said I didn't find this profoundly wise.
@DarronBirgenheier10 ай бұрын
“What is a poet? An unhappy man who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music.... And people flock around the poet and say: 'Sing again soon' - that is, 'May new sufferings torment your soul but your lips be fashioned as before, for the cry would only frighten us, but the music, that is blissful.” -Søren Kierkegaard
@richardstickitinski621711 ай бұрын
Doug Stanhope is a hero for all of us
@l21n1811 ай бұрын
I miss the old Stanhope
@Pianolino- Жыл бұрын
Psychadelic drugs should def be legal. Hopefully California will legalize shroom spores at the very least
@jordansernik Жыл бұрын
With the advent of AI LLMs, this feels incredibly pertinent
@Alltoofinite Жыл бұрын
I think the seatbelt joke… Is a Bill Hicks plagiarism… Either way, I love both of them
@1man1bike1road Жыл бұрын
his bit on abortion is my favourite when guy gives him the dark stare told him i just wanted to see what it be like to kill a baby lol
@shineyrocks390 Жыл бұрын
So this could clean Ohio?
@otoyoto7153 Жыл бұрын
Damn that bit about not learning from other people's mistakes is actually pretty solid. Other people might be fucking up in a way you won't so automatically dismissing a path in life because of other people's mistakes is almost kinda lazy, you're letting other people with different preferences and aptitudes explore it so you don't have to. Idk maybe I'm just high
@user-op1ee7px1b Жыл бұрын
Ohio needs this
@onebigusdorkus Жыл бұрын
It's possible to simultaneously be happy for someone, and also be sad because you're going to miss them. This isn't difficult to grasp.
@TRFAD Жыл бұрын
Bro I've been here. lol I have like 2 friends left. Showed me who my real ones were lol but I wouldn't recommend getting that shit faced everyday lmao
@archiewebster5034 Жыл бұрын
He never said what the strain was. I’d be interested in trying this out in salty oil contaminated liquid culture to to mimic the conditions of the ocean. I’m sure there’s still large puddles of oil left floating around the surface in diluted quantities that still poison fish regularly.
@joyhouse4625 Жыл бұрын
Amazing ? Would like to know what types of mushrooms grow ?...
@bikebudha01 Жыл бұрын
Wisest words ever spoken by a human...
@pneumaticautist9364 Жыл бұрын
15 years going and still no one is talking about using this knowledge
@infinity.1.0 Жыл бұрын
We need it now more than ever.
@1man1bike1road Жыл бұрын
god bless stanhope
@stephen300o62 жыл бұрын
Drug Stanhope, every Doug should be legal. But I'm dyslexic.
@drewdroppings2 жыл бұрын
When toxins in soil are broken down by fungi, where do they go? In the mushrooms? If so, then wouldn't the mushrooms decompose in place and the toxins go back into the soil?
@thethreehardcorez2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday R.A.W!
@irishelk32 жыл бұрын
I think we’re all a bit of both to be honest.
@basilfawlty82442 жыл бұрын
01:21 Off for a snort
@rayrous82292 жыл бұрын
Use moderation with atheist comedy. It could lead to freebasing Christopher Hitchens.
@swim_ad3 жыл бұрын
post collegiate re education
@yushamush98493 жыл бұрын
"Because you're just not sure" I love stanhope
@TacticGamers3 жыл бұрын
was that robin williams
@heikkijhautanen45763 жыл бұрын
Amen Doug Amen!!! :)
@taxslave59063 жыл бұрын
It is absurd that it is illegal to take drugs. It is your body so you should be able to do what you want to it.
@taxslave59063 жыл бұрын
“Never done one drug in my life.” Alcohol is a drug.
@bbluva203 жыл бұрын
“Then WHY are you crying?” Damn, just when I was thinking, ‘oh I’ve heard George Carlin do this bit before and Bill Burr after’, Dougie boy brings out a real whammy of a twist to it. I’ve never thought of that kind of hypocrisy about religion. Damn, thinking back to all these vigils and prayers for victims of blah, blah, blah- why the fuck would anyone the believes in a glorious afterlife even bother to show up to mourn the passing of innocent victims that, according to their beliefs, are definitely in heaven, or has become one with god, and are in “a better place”?
@saltdaddy68364 жыл бұрын
Realtor Dave sent me here.
@TheTektronik4 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the guy putting up that bottle of beer. This is comedy a very politically incorrect collection of rants.
@matthewdalessandro59754 жыл бұрын
"You can read anything taking a shit" lol I'm watching this taking a shit
@mellowlink12154 жыл бұрын
Why do they wear seat-belts?
@patrickchubey31274 жыл бұрын
It was really funny and I laughed, but it's still true, don't drink 2 beer a night all week, drink all the beer you can on one night. That's exactly how I do it and it's going to happen tonight, too much beer, way the hell too much gin, maybe some wine and tequila. I'll feel like death tomorrow, but that goes away. There's this old song by Fats Domino that goes like this,,,,, Sunday morning and my head is bad, but it's worth it for the time I've had ". Dam right, excess in moderation rules.
@patrickchubey31274 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I actually saw people talking amongst themselves at a live Doug Stanhope rant. Seriously? There's no way in the world I'd do anything except sit there and give him all of my attention because I wouldn't want to miss one single word. He's like the Beatles of comedy, would you want to miss anything, would you talk to your stupid buddy about stupid things if the Beatles were playing in your club? I wouldn't.
@WalterLiddy4 жыл бұрын
Most people 'believe' in god in a superstitious way, not a religious way. Dogma is rejected (and mostly unknown) to just about everyone. But people are afraid of this transcendental threat the same way they're afraid of ghosts or black cats.
@Happy-uy5wc4 жыл бұрын
Hey, have you tried shooting, L-Ornithine + L-Arginine amino acids. It's inexpensive, safe & a great rush. Don't knock it till you try it. Great stuff. Share it with your friends! ✌😎
@Happy-uy5wc4 жыл бұрын
@Bor Eenpis Regarding, Amino Acids, L-Ornithine + L-Arginine are not used for bodybuilders as far as I know. But, L-Ornithine + L-Arginine, when taken subcutaneously, trigger a molecular chain reaction that will engineer your genes and correct any errors in your genome. For example, it will cure male patterned baldness, color blindness, birth defects, bipolar disease, schizophrenia, psychopathic tendencies, sociopathic tendencies, Downs syndrome, and birth defects. It makes you genetically perfect. It's all new age medicine. "Man invented Science to better understand what God has already made". -Me
@bennyblanco4rmthaBX4 жыл бұрын
Everybody's a rebel till they almost die. Then they become conservatives.
@jayazathoth85304 жыл бұрын
I didn't.
@rgaleny4 жыл бұрын
CELEBRATE, NOT CELIBATE !
@Kevin_wiIiams4 жыл бұрын
Doug is a thinker
@davidwlee87524 жыл бұрын
My experience started with keeping one foot in the coffin and never back peddled since. The trick was finding someone to stare over the edge of the mountain. When looking for company at 5 am, all my associates would be sprawled around the apartment passed out. No one ever stayed up with me long enough to look back down on yourself. Amazing.
@yankeenobonagu64113 жыл бұрын
i have 2 government coups under my belt, im the guy who stares over the edge of the mountain, i am the lord of the flies
@davidwlee87523 жыл бұрын
@@yankeenobonagu6411 Its awesome to get a reply to something i forgot i wrote while tweeked out. Good times.
@yankeenobonagu64113 жыл бұрын
@@davidwlee8752 ye i was tweaked out when i couped 2 govts in one sitting
@xAxLxExCx4 жыл бұрын
Women look pissed but the dudes love it lmao
@AvianSavara4 жыл бұрын
"A poet makes himself a visionary through a long, boundless, and systematized derangement of all the senses. All forms of love, of suffering, of madness; he searches himself, he exhausts within himself all poisons, and preserves their quintessences" - Arthur Rimbaud
@polreamonn4 жыл бұрын
As if an old person can remember the last time they did anything.
@polreamonn4 жыл бұрын
Liking what I see at 1:22.
@polreamonn4 жыл бұрын
Drugs are wasted on high school kids - they don't know shit. Wait till your 20s, 30s or 40s when they mean something.
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It can't be that simple says the pessimist, determined to have the discussion instead of eating a pizza and then going out to egg L.Ron Hubbard's residence!
The people that control you wear Yamakas
I'd be lying if I said I didn't find this profoundly wise.
“What is a poet? An unhappy man who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music.... And people flock around the poet and say: 'Sing again soon' - that is, 'May new sufferings torment your soul but your lips be fashioned as before, for the cry would only frighten us, but the music, that is blissful.” -Søren Kierkegaard
Doug Stanhope is a hero for all of us
I miss the old Stanhope
Psychadelic drugs should def be legal. Hopefully California will legalize shroom spores at the very least
With the advent of AI LLMs, this feels incredibly pertinent
I think the seatbelt joke… Is a Bill Hicks plagiarism… Either way, I love both of them
his bit on abortion is my favourite when guy gives him the dark stare told him i just wanted to see what it be like to kill a baby lol
So this could clean Ohio?
Damn that bit about not learning from other people's mistakes is actually pretty solid. Other people might be fucking up in a way you won't so automatically dismissing a path in life because of other people's mistakes is almost kinda lazy, you're letting other people with different preferences and aptitudes explore it so you don't have to. Idk maybe I'm just high
Ohio needs this
It's possible to simultaneously be happy for someone, and also be sad because you're going to miss them. This isn't difficult to grasp.
Bro I've been here. lol I have like 2 friends left. Showed me who my real ones were lol but I wouldn't recommend getting that shit faced everyday lmao
He never said what the strain was. I’d be interested in trying this out in salty oil contaminated liquid culture to to mimic the conditions of the ocean. I’m sure there’s still large puddles of oil left floating around the surface in diluted quantities that still poison fish regularly.
Amazing ? Would like to know what types of mushrooms grow ?...
Wisest words ever spoken by a human...
15 years going and still no one is talking about using this knowledge
We need it now more than ever.
god bless stanhope
Drug Stanhope, every Doug should be legal. But I'm dyslexic.
When toxins in soil are broken down by fungi, where do they go? In the mushrooms? If so, then wouldn't the mushrooms decompose in place and the toxins go back into the soil?
Happy birthday R.A.W!
I think we’re all a bit of both to be honest.
01:21 Off for a snort
Use moderation with atheist comedy. It could lead to freebasing Christopher Hitchens.
post collegiate re education
"Because you're just not sure" I love stanhope
was that robin williams
Amen Doug Amen!!! :)
It is absurd that it is illegal to take drugs. It is your body so you should be able to do what you want to it.
“Never done one drug in my life.” Alcohol is a drug.
“Then WHY are you crying?” Damn, just when I was thinking, ‘oh I’ve heard George Carlin do this bit before and Bill Burr after’, Dougie boy brings out a real whammy of a twist to it. I’ve never thought of that kind of hypocrisy about religion. Damn, thinking back to all these vigils and prayers for victims of blah, blah, blah- why the fuck would anyone the believes in a glorious afterlife even bother to show up to mourn the passing of innocent victims that, according to their beliefs, are definitely in heaven, or has become one with god, and are in “a better place”?
Realtor Dave sent me here.
Kudos to the guy putting up that bottle of beer. This is comedy a very politically incorrect collection of rants.
"You can read anything taking a shit" lol I'm watching this taking a shit
Why do they wear seat-belts?
It was really funny and I laughed, but it's still true, don't drink 2 beer a night all week, drink all the beer you can on one night. That's exactly how I do it and it's going to happen tonight, too much beer, way the hell too much gin, maybe some wine and tequila. I'll feel like death tomorrow, but that goes away. There's this old song by Fats Domino that goes like this,,,,, Sunday morning and my head is bad, but it's worth it for the time I've had ". Dam right, excess in moderation rules.
I can't believe I actually saw people talking amongst themselves at a live Doug Stanhope rant. Seriously? There's no way in the world I'd do anything except sit there and give him all of my attention because I wouldn't want to miss one single word. He's like the Beatles of comedy, would you want to miss anything, would you talk to your stupid buddy about stupid things if the Beatles were playing in your club? I wouldn't.
Most people 'believe' in god in a superstitious way, not a religious way. Dogma is rejected (and mostly unknown) to just about everyone. But people are afraid of this transcendental threat the same way they're afraid of ghosts or black cats.
Hey, have you tried shooting, L-Ornithine + L-Arginine amino acids. It's inexpensive, safe & a great rush. Don't knock it till you try it. Great stuff. Share it with your friends! ✌😎
@Bor Eenpis Regarding, Amino Acids, L-Ornithine + L-Arginine are not used for bodybuilders as far as I know. But, L-Ornithine + L-Arginine, when taken subcutaneously, trigger a molecular chain reaction that will engineer your genes and correct any errors in your genome. For example, it will cure male patterned baldness, color blindness, birth defects, bipolar disease, schizophrenia, psychopathic tendencies, sociopathic tendencies, Downs syndrome, and birth defects. It makes you genetically perfect. It's all new age medicine. "Man invented Science to better understand what God has already made". -Me
Everybody's a rebel till they almost die. Then they become conservatives.
I didn't.
CELEBRATE, NOT CELIBATE !
Doug is a thinker
My experience started with keeping one foot in the coffin and never back peddled since. The trick was finding someone to stare over the edge of the mountain. When looking for company at 5 am, all my associates would be sprawled around the apartment passed out. No one ever stayed up with me long enough to look back down on yourself. Amazing.
i have 2 government coups under my belt, im the guy who stares over the edge of the mountain, i am the lord of the flies
@@yankeenobonagu6411 Its awesome to get a reply to something i forgot i wrote while tweeked out. Good times.
@@davidwlee8752 ye i was tweaked out when i couped 2 govts in one sitting
Women look pissed but the dudes love it lmao
"A poet makes himself a visionary through a long, boundless, and systematized derangement of all the senses. All forms of love, of suffering, of madness; he searches himself, he exhausts within himself all poisons, and preserves their quintessences" - Arthur Rimbaud
As if an old person can remember the last time they did anything.
Liking what I see at 1:22.
Drugs are wasted on high school kids - they don't know shit. Wait till your 20s, 30s or 40s when they mean something.