Joma Tech

Joma Tech

I talk about life in Silicon Valley and at big tech companies.

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NFT projects in a nutshell

NFT projects in a nutshell

crypto traders be like...

crypto traders be like...

If Chess Was An Anime

If Chess Was An Anime

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  • @mayank_yello
    @mayank_yello12 сағат бұрын

    0:00 no need to elaborate further The name itself convinced me to watch the whole video

  • @aron1089
    @aron108912 сағат бұрын

    Reminds me of a guy going to a bank and they couldn’t open the safe so the dumbass left his phone number and the police arrested hm

  • @katherinepatchett7975
    @katherinepatchett797512 сағат бұрын

    VERY clever integration of sponsored ad!

  • @afewhardmen4465
    @afewhardmen446513 сағат бұрын

    Free Do Kwon!!!!!

  • @alexandrisqui
    @alexandrisqui13 сағат бұрын

    Bro used more than 1 constant 🗿

  • @rick.austin
    @rick.austin14 сағат бұрын

    No irony in this. Just pure, pure crypto trading reality.

  • @marioosvaldo9491
    @marioosvaldo949114 сағат бұрын

    Good move

  • @strawberrycloud2807
    @strawberrycloud280714 сағат бұрын

    “And off-white white” 🤣

  • @bobbobson6290
    @bobbobson629015 сағат бұрын

    He's weak. He doesn't even use mechanical keyboards.

  • @GreenLyfe00
    @GreenLyfe0015 сағат бұрын

    look like you been busy as of late, im just letting you know. i know big things are coming up and happy for big opportunity you got with film and everything you got going on for you. Keep us updated please maybe a youtube video? life update :D

  • @MegaDeepak56
    @MegaDeepak5616 сағат бұрын

    I ran out of Flashbacks 🤣🤣

  • @henrikejekel2247
    @henrikejekel224720 сағат бұрын

    I have definitely been journaling the wrong way😱

  • @nuutrxn
    @nuutrxn20 сағат бұрын

    bro got paper and upgraded his accent😂😂😂

  • @mohamedsarfaraazosman6419
    @mohamedsarfaraazosman641923 сағат бұрын

    what a twist!

  • @SoullessScythe
    @SoullessScythe23 сағат бұрын

    thats exactly the kind of person theyre looking for, someone smart enough to write code, not smart enough to stand up for their rights as a human being.

  • @priyanshu3921
    @priyanshu3921Күн бұрын

    i still miss old joma :) but i guess you will never come back ~

  • @codygarton7177
    @codygarton7177Күн бұрын

    Bro took the snacks but left the shotgun…. Was that a good trade?

  • @jbug1979
    @jbug1979Күн бұрын

    You have to work until 6pm also?!

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915Күн бұрын

    Lmao this is great

  • @WolfClant
    @WolfClantКүн бұрын

    as a film director, this feels like a casting couch

  • @dbgmitre
    @dbgmitreКүн бұрын

    Just that the box says 50M a year, not a week

  • @kennethvalbjoern
    @kennethvalbjoernКүн бұрын

    I prefer to code on 5 ton chunks of granite like my Viking ancestors have shown me how to do. I then threaten the runes on the stone into my PC after eating fly agaric which makes me sufficiently insanely agressive in tone and demenor. Also a Viking speciality. Microsoft does, of course, support runes as input to the C# compiler alongside Unicode, so it's a breeze. And you don't have to worry about backup of your code, the original will easily survive a nuclear war, terrorist attacks and most modern missiles and bombs.

  • @awc9811
    @awc9811Күн бұрын

    Where is Joma?? This was a year ago!!!

  • @RavenWe
    @RavenWeКүн бұрын

    that big pict got me bro hahaha 😂🤣

  • @LemonBearHug
    @LemonBearHugКүн бұрын

    If it was truly Apple, you wouldn’t get the ability to open or close them.

  • @aVoidExit
    @aVoidExitКүн бұрын

    Yeahhhh fuck Windows am I right Apple fans? 😂

  • @kennethvalbjoern
    @kennethvalbjoernКүн бұрын

    "...in O(1) time" may actually be billions of years.

  • @mitchells2003
    @mitchells2003Күн бұрын

    And this is why the nerdy characters in action movies are always BS. They're hackers, programmers, biochemists, electrical engineers, and nuclear physicists all in one.

  • @branchyapple
    @branchyappleКүн бұрын

    2:22 you can see steven almost crackin up hahaha

  • @bushibushirino6566
    @bushibushirino6566Күн бұрын

    doors not invented

  • @kennethvalbjoern
    @kennethvalbjoern2 күн бұрын

    A fine parody on Apple brainwashing and arrogance.

  • @Leon.S.Kennedy.SG-09
    @Leon.S.Kennedy.SG-092 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @saanvi3399
    @saanvi33992 күн бұрын

    Did anyone else notice what the name of the program was?

  • @saanvi3399
    @saanvi33992 күн бұрын

    I'm glad I'm watching this after completing senior year, if not everything, I understand most of it. It was quite recent actually, I just took an entrance exam the other day with this in syllabus

  • @cedricpirnay4289
    @cedricpirnay42892 күн бұрын

    Pleeeeeeeeease, does somebody know the name of the song that was played at the end? I have tried to shazam it but I get weird results.

  • @cedricpirnay4289
    @cedricpirnay42892 күн бұрын

    Pleeeeeeeeease, does somebody know the name of the song that was played at the end? I have tried to shazam it but I get weird results.

  • @Ganara426
    @Ganara4262 күн бұрын

    He's soooo annoying... Perfect apple parody, thumbs up

  • @SindiDervishi724
    @SindiDervishi7242 күн бұрын

    Thanks bud for financially keeping us updated on how bad it gets on the economy! But I can smile back at my $45,500 weekly profit..

  • @KejsiDushku986
    @KejsiDushku9862 күн бұрын

    I'm favoured financially, Thank you Jesus $32,000 weekly profit regardless of how bad it gets on the economy.

  • @JasonSmith-wm8ly
    @JasonSmith-wm8ly2 күн бұрын

    I would really love to know how much work you did put in to get to this stage

  • @AduhamIbrahim
    @AduhamIbrahim2 күн бұрын

    Thanks to Mrs Sandra Berry.

  • @AduhamIbrahim
    @AduhamIbrahim2 күн бұрын

    She is a licensed broker here in the states 🇺🇸

  • @HemantBanerjee454
    @HemantBanerjee4542 күн бұрын

    I'm a long term investor, I withdrew my profits of $61,000 during the xmas period last year

  • @MrEffectfilms
    @MrEffectfilms2 күн бұрын

    I knew something was wrong when I saw that only one of their submissions were successful and the just said it was sent.

  • @dragonbleu1205
    @dragonbleu12052 күн бұрын

    This not exciting for me, it's exactly BORING like SCHOOL !

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner2 күн бұрын

    That's the most integrated ad I've ever seen! It's unskippable because it's just part of the sketch itself. Very clever.

  • @Giantkiller130-t
    @Giantkiller130-t2 күн бұрын

    “Should I put this on my performance review?” I used to work for a huge tech company and we got robbed. Handled it well. Manager says, “be sure to write about this in your journal for when you are up for review”

  • @MorbiusBlueBalls
    @MorbiusBlueBalls2 күн бұрын

    "i haven't donated anything yet but I'm the best philanthropist out there"

  • @GuillermoSoro
    @GuillermoSoro2 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @DocSpooky
    @DocSpooky2 күн бұрын

    What a surprise, another Dev needing access cuz it's "urgent" It's ALWAYS "urgent" with you guys ;)

  • @arcage_0132
    @arcage_01322 күн бұрын

    Don’t give them any ideas

  • @bickykumar4460
    @bickykumar44602 күн бұрын

    Last online 1 yr ago

  • @abdulalimmahir
    @abdulalimmahir2 күн бұрын

    I have no idea what I'm watching.

  • @vomw
    @vomw2 күн бұрын

    A lots of things have changed

  • @user-wd7wv9ss7r
    @user-wd7wv9ss7r2 күн бұрын

    Damn. Smart move