Go to NordVPN.com/joma to get a 2-year plan plus 4 additional months with a huge discount! Check out the behind-the-scenes video on my other channel: kzread.info/dash/bejne/YmVp2cxqc5jde5M.html

@anandpatkar6414

2 жыл бұрын

Helo

@mayanknautiyalm548

2 жыл бұрын

Nice video..

@debasmitdey1132

2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are getting better day by day😂

@duck-ws6iq

2 жыл бұрын

use tor 👍

@Ariprw

2 жыл бұрын

so incredible

Did you forget to mention how apple increases privacy? "To ensure your privacy, blinder 2.0 will be sending constant live stream video of your bedroom to our ai servers. When the ai detects you are undressing, the blinds will automatically shut." "PS: some images may be retained for user training and review of the ai engine"

@mochacup1868

6 ай бұрын

HAHAHA

@Crystal_Drawings

6 ай бұрын

XD

@Grimlander

6 ай бұрын

Real lmao

@chriswixtrom6514

5 ай бұрын

Thank you for the laugh!!! This is brilliantly funny!

@Sevan_UP

5 ай бұрын

Some Images might be kept for research purposes

"the blindr tilt wand is sold separately" so accurate

@LeekSeo

Жыл бұрын

and it never compatible with blinder 1.0 😂

@Amit-hb9ex

Жыл бұрын

@@LeekSeo 😂

@robertwilsoniii2048

Жыл бұрын

'Only $1,499.'

@savva8716

11 ай бұрын

it more looks like samsung

@Jinkypigs

11 ай бұрын

​@@savva8716LOL. Really now? What a delusional stockholmed ifruity fanboi. And Samsung sadly follows where ifruit blaze the trail in ways to cheat and squeeze the last juice out from its fanboi.

The CGI is immaculate, but the hand gestures are what made this

@ferrishthefish

4 ай бұрын

I thought the exaggerated shoe squeaks were pretty great too.

The deliberate poses and hand gestures had me rolling, and the sneaker squeak was genius.

That intro is everything! I WANT THAT BLIND!

@supahx1421

2 жыл бұрын

hyperconsumerism moment

@awesomeness5175

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but it takes a special kind to buy something called an apple blind over a Windows blind.

@vukosimahonisi1978

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🔥🔥 OM is in the building guys🔥🤌🏾

@WSmith_1984

2 жыл бұрын

@@supahx1421 where can I buy these blinds.........

@awesomeness5175

2 жыл бұрын

@Khenti Khan I'd like to thank common sense. I only have a little, but in this world it means a lot.

I can’t believe this man just rendered a whole ass blinds for a parody video. What commitment

@Has7DCT

2 жыл бұрын

This video is all about commitment, and I love this guy

@enriquerenteria6089

2 жыл бұрын

No... What a legend

@AnNguyenThien1995

2 жыл бұрын

30k to make, what a huge commiment! :))

@AdamSalehx

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what I thought of too

@Contemelia

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the Blindr. ?

My favorite is his tennis shoes squeaking when he pivots. That squeak says everything.

Nice try but we all know blinds are only for Windows…

@mehmetemincicek3266

3 күн бұрын

lmao

@lilos01

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@juditzentai8331

19 сағат бұрын

this is a better joke than the video itself! 😂

Those blinds would be 500+ and would be upgraded every three months and raise the price by at least 100$ and somehow making the previous blinds obsolete

@NEWPLAYAmusic

Жыл бұрын

tell the people that the blinds would normally cost 1000+ and say but the company has a special offer only for the people. Now for only 499,- and the people go crazy for how "cheap" it is XD

@quinndepatten4442

Жыл бұрын

You have to sync them up with the rest of your apple products or they'll refuse to rotate.

@IamCree

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. Though $500 is not super expensive for blinds. They'd be 2k, with well places promotional sales lol

@mtjoy747

Жыл бұрын

And be sold with a ridiculously small cleaner, in a bottle that runs out after you coat the brush once LOL

@Hairy_Takoyaki

Жыл бұрын

They'll make the previous blinds obsolete by serialising every slat with a chip so that you can't transfer slats from blind to blind even if it's from another Blindr. It will disable the opacity of the slat and let ALL the sunlight through rendering the slat non-functioning. 🤬

I love how the tilt wand is sold separately for $249, Ha!

@malirabbit6228

Жыл бұрын

If they want it they will pay for it! And it’s your job to make them want it!

@ProtoPropski

Жыл бұрын

Apple Pen Anyone

@Intranetusa

Жыл бұрын

And if it breaks, you can't service it yourself but will have to spend $200 at an offical vendor to service it.

@EnochKabange

Жыл бұрын

classic Apple move

@SanaagSomaliland

Жыл бұрын

You only get the wood in the box. Everything else is sold separately, only works with our screws too. If you get any other screws, your warranty is void.

Love the color selection. So diverse and beautiful. I cant decide which one i want so i think ill buy them all!

@Colour_beaks

6 ай бұрын

Apple : all white is a wide range of colours

@prospersikhwari5289

5 ай бұрын

Off white white

@joeblow229

4 ай бұрын

Maybe if I identify as "Navajo White" I'll be able to get a job, applying as White doesn't seem to be working.

I can’t imagine the impact of having my window blinds data stolen 😨😨😨

@dianaharper8430

3 ай бұрын

Apple your windows? 😂

prediction: Blindr will pivot to Grindr for blind dates

@user-st4qv2vw7q

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Ben

@realn8zone

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Marcot348

2 жыл бұрын

whaaat ben is everywhere

@JM-st1le

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see you here.

@EmileAI

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

The answer about the plans for the next 5 years was spot on as how companies use jargons to obfuscate the fact that they themselves are unsure what the plans are.

@kentr1p

Жыл бұрын

lmao so true

@nikhilreddy8550

Жыл бұрын

I swear I heard that synergy bs before for companies future. I had the same puzzled look like my namesake. 😆

@TheTruth-13

Жыл бұрын

Like how your using the word “jargons” and “obfuscate” as if those are common words, it’s not hard to use more words instead of having others use more thoughts to understand

@undeniablySomeGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@TheTruth-13 jargon and obfuscate are common words.

@ngndnd

Жыл бұрын

@@TheTruth-13 please tell me that this is a joke

That's the most integrated ad I've ever seen! It's unskippable because it's just part of the sketch itself. Very clever.

“And off-white white” 🤣

Would totally support the crowdfund for this

@roelynsudoy6349

2 жыл бұрын

Omg😅💗

@samudranashwan7209

2 жыл бұрын

OMG you're here lmao hahaha

@zorith

2 жыл бұрын

hello pysch2go never wondered you would be here !!! btw big addict of your videos.

@benfelix5294

2 жыл бұрын

Text me

@EdwardSnowden125

2 жыл бұрын

Wyd? @Psych2go ?

They could sell iAir without a problem

@austinjoseph2881

2 жыл бұрын

How much? Sign me up for preorder please

@smitnov

2 жыл бұрын

Thneedville

@AndreasDelleske

2 жыл бұрын

But where do you put the white button?

@amusic9825

2 жыл бұрын

How about iShit?????

@AndreasDelleske

2 жыл бұрын

@@amusic9825 Also: IShitYouNot!

I don't think I have ever seen a sponsorship so well integrated into a video before; no ad segment but built right in. Massive props to this guy 💯

I bet if these were real blindrs in production, some people would try them😂😂

@bendgeddes

6 ай бұрын

We all know at least one of them. 🙄

@Jasonwalkertube

Ай бұрын

It's called the Apple Vision Pro. Available base model $3,500. You can't make it up.

@makuthreesixty8228

11 күн бұрын

I want these 😂 the ad was so good

This guy was able to create the most entertaining NordVPN ad I've ever seen.

@Pawuch

2 жыл бұрын

When I actually got to the NordVPN ad i loled so hard

@marcin2053

2 жыл бұрын

I was sure I will find comment like that, when I saw that add 😁

@juliasteam2077

2 жыл бұрын

Internet historian is a worthy opponent

@stare4539

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@samjurka665

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like you didn't watch Internet historian yet

I love my Blindr blinds. Everyone who makes fun of them for being $1000 per blind plus $249 for each sold-separately motor plus the monthly activation subscription fee is just jealous. It's actually a good price when you consider the quality, and now with their new family subscription plan I can use all the blinds in my house for only $79 a month. These blinds _just work_ once you install all the compatible Blindr windows. In fact, it's so convenient and special that I don't think I can live with anyone who doesn't exclusively have Blindr blinds. It ruins the whole network when one person in the household uses non-Blindr blinds, because it then shows that window as a green window rather than a blue one in the Blindr Home Control app's 3D model of my home.

@mochacup1868

6 ай бұрын

We humans are so faillible omg

@SpikoDreams

3 ай бұрын

brilliant 👏😂

The answer to Nikhil''s question hit me hard. The business guys love to hear a sophisticated answer even though it does not make sense.

@jaceamir514

Ай бұрын

Exactly, I was like what the f is this guy even saying?

digital blinds right up there with electric soap which I'm convinced you could also sell as long as the presentation is slick

@katharineeavan9705

6 ай бұрын

Auto dispensers already exist. Like, wouldn't want to get germs from your soap dispenser on your hands before you wash them, now would we? I'm sure someone's already working on getting them voice activated through Alexa or something so they can harvest some juicy data while they're there

@C.U.N.Tahiti

6 ай бұрын

I’m sold on the electric soap already

I'm kinda convinced Joma will actually make blindr a reality once he secures the funds.

@roykibet6038

2 жыл бұрын

Why not. Lets make it happen

@loopyzreal

2 жыл бұрын

​@@roykibet6038 It would be a cool social experiment tbh, and if people actually buy it, then there's definitely someting wrong with us lool

@mypdf

2 жыл бұрын

@@loopyzreal The do look cool though

@kaixinsoh

2 жыл бұрын

@@loopyzreal Can I get them in Off-white White? 🤣

@bravo075

Жыл бұрын

@@loopyzreal Trust me, they WILL buy it.

Two years from now, The blind’s closing and opening speed will start drastically slowing down after each new update download.

@bruceh4180

Жыл бұрын

Does my $19.99 per window blind insurance cover opening and closing?

@keriddunk1520

Жыл бұрын

Ha..ha

@frankzhang4245

Жыл бұрын

And that is to help customers reducing wear and tear on the mechanical gears, allowing the product to last a even longer life.

@mleav2

Жыл бұрын

@@frankzhang4245 Yes great point! Those Apple engineers think of everything.

@stonewolf9459

Жыл бұрын

@@bruceh4180 It sure does, just send us the 80% of new cost deductible along with the malfunctioning product, and we will send you a licensed refurbished replacement in 3 to 10 business days example: $800 blindr pluss extra pluss pluss would be a deductible of $640. in rare occurrences your current color my be unavailable, in which case we will contact you and give you the option of choosing an available color, or for an up-charge of $180 we will send you a brand new unit of your original color.

Dyson advertising team frantically taking notes...

You better have insurance if a tiny bird bumps into your window and dies instantaneously, taking your blinds with it.

The most professional parody vid by far. Level of detail is insane. Image the cost if it were real. The funniest part is it had a chip for the blinds and the wand for such minimalistic function(that to during a chip shprtage) :) :)

@erikasl.7050

2 жыл бұрын

And an AI xD

@eavyeavy2864

2 жыл бұрын

Cost of making this video? Joma unpaid

@saxo689

2 жыл бұрын

@@erikasl.7050 it will be on the blockchain

@therapy188

2 жыл бұрын

bet you it over heats.

@vincentkadevra

2 жыл бұрын

to machine learn your behaviour xDDD

Holy crap this is too perfect. That subtle camera change and shoe squeak killed me 🤣

@heath2694

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. The shoe squeaks were a phenomenal touch. My favorite part by far.

The wand for the blinds alone being $250 is what sent me 😂😂😂 Bit of a funny story I have regarding blinds as well. Back when my brother and I moved out from home, we roomed together, a stepping stone of getting more independence but not making enough yet to live by ourselves and not wanting/having random friends as roommates. As I packed to leave our mom's house, I remember seeing the measuring tape and knowing I would perhaps need it, so to pack it where I would find it again. I somehow lost it anyways. Our upstairs bathroom at the new apartment needed blinds, and sooo...we decided to wing it. We went to Walmart, bought some blinds, aaand...they were too large. Alrightie, no biggie, Walmart is great about returns if you have a receipt. We just bought smaller blinds and exhanged them. They were now too small. Damnit, let's try this again! Still too small. By this point, we have now made three to four trips to Walmart and NEVER did we just think, "Gee, we should just buy a new measuring tape!" No, we were idiots and convinced we would find the old one and didn't want to buy a new one. We NEVER found the old one. And finally, four or five times the charm, we got the measurement right with the window. The woman at the customer service counter would laugh and shake her head sadly at us each sheepish time we returned 😅 I would like to think if I were ever to buy something as fancy as Blindr 2.0, I would take the time to measure the window but...probably not 😅

Despite this being a parody at Apple, it wasn’t purposely cheap to make it funny. The renders were great, the sound, the music and the script were not half bad. It was about the clean inserts of jabs that made this hilarious.

You missed the part where to save on packaging all panels are sold individually at your local apple store and if one becomes damaged, they are still available at the apple store for the small price of $299 per panel, and if you decide to replace it with a non apple certified panel, all other panels will refuse to rotate and will actually go see through. All of this is of course for the safety of our users as we don’t want them being spied on by counterfeit products, but they can worry no more as our blindr has an individual camera and audio recorder in each panel so that everything you say and do is recorded for our… market research.

@The-Middleman

Жыл бұрын

Blindr* smh

@mrpsquared01

Жыл бұрын

Ah, the good ol' i-mafia

@wanidouse

Жыл бұрын

3rd biggest company in the US

@yuyenkiniben1214

Жыл бұрын

Hhahahahaha

@stellar783

Жыл бұрын

You also cannot use blinds from another blinder to replace faulty ones because they will still refuse to recognize parts of another device even if genuine which will ensure that all repairs will have to be done through Apple’s daylight robbery of a system.

Oh my god the amount of effort put into this is just mind boggling

@karazor-el9047

2 жыл бұрын

The amount of time and effort to create the graphics for a parody. Wow!

@stevenlewis9234

2 жыл бұрын

It’s blind moggling

I love how much you committed to this gag. Amazing!

the moment the beat hitting is so accurate. companies over here acting as if they're introducing you to life on mars

"The world's favorite blinds just got better as it now comes in full finishes: ivory white, eggshell white, navajo white, and off-white white" 😆

@jabhutt1013

2 жыл бұрын

*four

@gabrielmuteca

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that ft me good too! Hahaha

@fluffigverbimmelt

2 жыл бұрын

@@jabhutt1013 *fore

@JeremyRight-zi4yp

2 жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's blinds

@Ladykyra101

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, but what is Navajo White? 🤣

I like how Blindrs block "Windows"

@megalodonsniperelite

4 ай бұрын

Including Windows XP.

@Nick12_45

4 ай бұрын

@@megalodonsnipereliteuh what? Yeah that is a windows version but that was kinda random

@soumyadarshansahooxa9094

4 ай бұрын

@@Nick12_45 you missed the pun "XP"

That fact that so many people would want this fake product makes me sad for my species.

watching this gem somehow reminds me of keeping improving myself otherwise I'm gonna end up impressed and admired how dedicated and sophisticated techs Apple has put on their products.

The most realistic part of the ad: *The Blindr tilt wand is sold separately for $249.99 😂

@Husky4848

2 жыл бұрын

@Fromage LMAO

@missilemahmood

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's so apple 😂

@an-ki1794

2 жыл бұрын

target is made 120 local service center in 2 years

@Prof.SeverusSnape

Жыл бұрын

@@missilemahmood *Blundr, never heard of Apple. Why are we talking about fruits?🤔

@Tasorius

11 ай бұрын

Anything worth buying will have the proper $250 price.

Guy asking a question only to introduce himself, mention he used to work for facebook, praise the boss for something meaningless, and then not actually ask a question. Golden.

@bistrakaovoda9648

2 жыл бұрын

So recognizable.

@fluffigverbimmelt

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute classic. These guys need to be taught speaking on a shared medium like radio

@PlasmaCoolantLeak

2 жыл бұрын

I worked with someone like that.

@sugarkiddo

2 жыл бұрын

We're Indians what do you expect lol.

@souradipchakraborty1473

2 жыл бұрын

@@sugarkiddo hahaahh

this just proves that to get a customer to buy your item make the ad look sophisticated

2:23 He could have said "we are removing the heart from your chest" and I wouldnt even think twice

It’s the shoe squeaks for me

@nanwijanarko1969

2 жыл бұрын

"Actually..." *squeaks* "It's even better."

@apidas

2 жыл бұрын

hey matt

@answerth

2 жыл бұрын

the shoe squeaks really got me 😅

@bossssssist

2 жыл бұрын

If this was really apple. There would be no straight males in the announcement

@randomyoutuber2927

2 жыл бұрын

It's the turtleneck for me

Why is this actually such high quality

@dhimasprajaya8450

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr! 🤣

@fractaldesign7875

2 жыл бұрын

Nord VPN apparently lol

@50ap5ud5

2 жыл бұрын

A tech engineer can find time lol

@mrtk-ph5sy

2 жыл бұрын

It's his actual startup product 🤣

@Hajdew

2 жыл бұрын

check his more private channel you will see

Blinds for grandma and grandpa. Just take it upon yourself to record their apple id passwords

Gotta love how it's an Apple product covering up Windows.;)

The irony of blinds being packed with invasive spyware is well more realistic than we thought

THAT was a masterpiece. You can actually see how a startup with a glossy pitch can get off the ground, and then fail because they don't know WTF they need to do to run a company.

@chrisjfox8715

Жыл бұрын

Fail?

@VerySecretySecret

Жыл бұрын

Oh, where’s your billion dollar company

@MrPanda-sy7bi

Жыл бұрын

@@VerySecretySecret Its a trillion $ company 😭

@chrisjfox8715

Жыл бұрын

@@MrPanda-sy7bi $2.4T actually

@MrPanda-sy7bi

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisjfox8715 that much?? That’s way higher than I thought

”Back to me” 😂

the best windows product apple ever made

This was an act of sheer genius. It was more Appley than Apple itself.

The production quality is amazing. Makes it that much more hilarious.

@spookerson

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's part of the Apple parody! Very Well done !

And all of that for just 9999.99 dollars and incredible price for such an incredible technology 😂

This guy could start a kickstarter for these blinds and get fully funded within a week.

best sponsorship integration ever. well done!

@Endolas1

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment about it but than i saw you allready did that. :)

@RaphBJ

2 жыл бұрын

Damm it was even better than Linus tech tips

@rayjaymor8754

2 жыл бұрын

Linus wants to know your location

@FolkerHQ

2 жыл бұрын

not allowed in this way in Germany without marking it as commercial

@HendyIrawancom

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely True! But I'm not sure Netflix approves... Won't that violate their ToS ?

"We plan on leveraging our new talent by creating synergy with visibility." He tells it like it is!

@rafaelabanag1753

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that line :D its so full of nonsense it’s hilarious, Now i know what i will say whenever someone asks me about my future plans

@fostena

2 жыл бұрын

Is like the weird al song "Mission Statement"

@fourfivethree4822

2 жыл бұрын

You have to understand, it's a privacy company, but they're creating 360 view of their customer, and now synergy with visibility. It's very well written and all connected.

@Ben-ed4wx

2 жыл бұрын

Well that part isn't accurate to Apple. They do the same thing they just aren't upfront about it.

@asnothe

2 жыл бұрын

I like how it's all about the customer's "privacy" but the future plans are all about total awareness of the customers.

The sneakers squeaking when he turns 😂

Excited for the blind 2.0 pro max.

I was happy with Blindr and some even called me a fanboy. But that all ended when they pushed the last update which no longer works with my windows. Customer support are telling me I have to upgrade them to 11 which for me means I'll need to change the hardware. It is for my safety apparently but I don;t buy that. I think I'll be swithing to SunSang instead. They are not nearly as beautiful but they will work even with XP windows, even the wooden ones. Moreover SunSang blinds use a block chain to adjust the angle of the blinds and are made of graphene which mitigates micro vortices better than wood.

@blessyjoycerojo6743

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@crimsonlightbinder

2 жыл бұрын

"SunSunk" sounds better. But I agree, I remember, back in the days when we has Rollkia, they were everwhere. I know a guy who got his finger chopped when he got it caught in a Rollkia 3310 blinder blade

@yoo571

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer the XiaoRoll, they're cheaper but enough for my needs and aren't that bad tho

@an-ki1794

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for review, i just want to buy it tonight

@mz7315

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

they should make blinds that can only be closed. you know. to prevent you from using windows.

@annuliokoye8444

2 жыл бұрын

Golden 🤣

@alostro

2 жыл бұрын

Badum-tsss! Good one😂

@charlesnumbere505

2 жыл бұрын

You're a legend

@nielosoweznaki

2 жыл бұрын

Nice man

@mayukhbera

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Stopped immediately on this video and immediatly subbed before video ends. Now this is funny 🤣

That was written so well, wow 😯

He got so accurate with the CEO being so glad to announce something VERY exiting (for the company)

@kinggvisuals

Жыл бұрын

you read “exciting”.

I rewatched this video 3-4 times over the past month and only now noticed the annotation at 1:01 😂

@genericname3685

2 жыл бұрын

Sold separately at it's best.

@evilAshTheDog

2 жыл бұрын

Ha! I missed that! Awesome!

@gyandeepkumar9781

2 жыл бұрын

I would never have caught it. Thank you

@msjahun

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@calvinthedestroyer

2 жыл бұрын

Wand

😂😂😂 still come back to this for a good laugh every now and then

Ha. I'm right in the middle of making blinds/curtains out of canvas drop cloths with grommets and aircraft wire. I started as a software engineer in '84 and have been in so many of these meetings/etc. over the years. You f'n nailed it.

This man is too high quality for KZread. Needs a Netflix series 😂

@laughingoutloud3713

2 жыл бұрын

true. but copied comment

@yuriz7947

2 жыл бұрын

@@laughingoutloud3713 who cares, hardly anything is original nowadays.

@alois6909

2 жыл бұрын

Did you just use "quality" and "Netflix" in the same phrase ?

@jerryhan4978

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@That_One_Guy...

2 жыл бұрын

"Netflix" and "High Quality", i've never seen a better sarcastic joke in just 3 sentences

Smoothest transition to a sponsor i have ever seen. i actually didnt want to skip it

@Wicked_Gaming_

2 жыл бұрын

no cap

@Bobcoolyoung

2 жыл бұрын

You couldn't even skip it even it you wanted to tgf. It was too seamless.

@anuj_bhandare

2 жыл бұрын

Deadass didn't skip

Your acting is really good, and the shoes sounds when you change the camera is the best

They really would make learning tech into blinders. And they aren’t even that long or wide. I’m just surprised they didn’t make an inbuilt flashlight

The blinder adjustment stick comes separate, uses a proprietary connector, and costs $300 by itself.

@palmberry5576

6 ай бұрын

Better yet: they are cryptographically signed and can be remotely revoked.

“We’re not just a window-blind company, we’re a privacy company.” - Eric Wang

That was the smoothest way to include a sponsor I've ever seen. Bravo.

Love how he's walking out on sneakers but we hear boot sounds lol

I'm guessing that Blindr has a camera pointing inside the house that is always on and tracking, among other things, the light level so it can automatically open and close.

@ambi_cc8464

Жыл бұрын

To open and close among …other things

@AlejandroGarcia-nh1wc

Жыл бұрын

... and machine learning

Wow, this feels like something exactly out of an episode of Silicon Valley. Especially once you get to the company vision part.

@DeusDracones

Жыл бұрын

I just asked on another comment if that is the Pied Piper board room when the marketing team pitches the enterprise box lol

Great video! Only forgot that it -Costs $999 -Made in China by slave kids -0% recycled -New version every year, that only tweaks the design slightly and nothing else

Imagine the hysteria around the blinds, the queue at the Apple store on the day of launch🤣🤣🤣

I once attended a zoom meeting where most people were very high net worth. My meeting was with one of them after the zoom meeting. And arrived early, when the zoom was going on, so he added me in it. I was there for 40 minutes, hearing all these words... synergy, vision, harmony, alliance, world poverty, climate change, and COVID ofcourse like 10 times.. it felt like they were having a meeting because they had nothing to talk about.

@LeDracodon

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... + half the things doesn't make sense at all but they all agree and congratulate themselves... I work in the industrie sector, the amount of higher up that want to "push 4.0 industrie by having more talent synergies" is horrifying.

@shrunkensimon

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you successfully 'collaborated'!

@ColoradoStreaming

Жыл бұрын

This is why whatever happens you never let management on any tech call. Just have the guys doing the actual work share the specs in 5 min and be done. The second management or service gets involved it turns into a 45 min fluffing session.

@generiquefrenchman5451

11 ай бұрын

Classic corporates

@TayWoode

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like Kamala Harris when she talks her word salad like when she was talking about the passage of time

Bruh, I'm just impressed by how clean the sponsor was integrated into the actual video

@jdally9872

2 жыл бұрын

this, that was pro

@danielejalonibu4277

2 жыл бұрын

It honestly blew my mind

That is the most natural sponsor segment I've ever seen

the shoe squeaking left in the ad makes this even better

He nailed the QA portion with the employees lmaoo. Said a whole lot of nothing just as any CEO would

He packed up the sponsorship part so well that I didn't even realise it was a sponsorship until it ended

@longebane

Жыл бұрын

you really need to work on your awareness then. that was still pretty blatant

@ARUSApacecarHAMPTON

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it was blatant and so obvious it was funny.

@user-yg2uy8bc8q

Жыл бұрын

That was a sponsorship ?

@Tasorius

11 ай бұрын

And seeing an evil CEO hate on it makes me think it's even more of a good idea to use it...

@user-sy4mp8hq6i

11 ай бұрын

Thanks to SponsorBlock for skipping the segment for me.

The constant camera turns and sneaker squeaks got me.😂

Dude skirting on the camera man trying to break ankles lmao

joma putting that 270k salary to work

@bobobo1673

2 жыл бұрын

Is he gain that money?

@biernikyghef9626

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobobo1673 yep, he actually makes +200K a year, that's computer sicence money for you lol

@bobobo1673

2 жыл бұрын

@@biernikyghef9626 thanks for answering. but I don't know what you see as funny ...

@concernedindian144

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha that’s a good catch why he Joma works though

@JM-st1le

2 жыл бұрын

Where does he work

"Move Fast, Leak Data" - this one is epic.

@lifeofamol

2 жыл бұрын

Nerd VPN

the off white white one is wild

I like how this story works with the steven collab vid, with the last interview guy eventually becoming this guy.

This is literally what Apple is. You better get your author rights secured before they stole your idea without any editing. There are a lot of people ready to buy that.

He's even got the vocal pauses and body movements down... XD OMG, I'm dying. Bravo, sir.

I thought at 1.54 Blindr' commitment to saving the earth would be - Blindr 2 allows the sunlight to reach the plants in room too. That's the key feature. May be you should highlight in Blindr 3

I zoned out when the video started and I actually thought this was a real ad for a second until I saw Joma dressed like Steve 😂

There's even a inside facing camera that is always on to make sure you are completely satisfied with your privacy

@americankid7782

6 ай бұрын

And if you tape over the camera the whole thing stops working

"its a company initiative to becoming more transparent as a company" im dead. literally every meeting ever

This is genious! An Appel spoof about a Windows Blinder.