15 minutes of education that nobody can argue with. Superb.
@ccubsfan942 ай бұрын
"If you sit on a tack, you bleed out of your ass. it's the law"
@nealfager81263 ай бұрын
How many people have broken the marriage contract or divorced someone after a few years that they said they would love “In Sickness and Health” and “Til Death Do Us Part”!
@Lemmi78103 ай бұрын
How he always wants to take a sip and then just continues to talk. 😂
@user-mx1tw1tx3m3 ай бұрын
Yall worship Baals and kiss the assholes of the yamaka wearers ...Baaal
@user-mx1tw1tx3m3 ай бұрын
SATAN
@user-mx1tw1tx3m3 ай бұрын
Americans are nothing but a bunch of ball handlers they love balls
@KTS_855 ай бұрын
“If I’m gonna be privy’d to you most intimate details, I’d rather just watch you fuck!”
@sdry5 ай бұрын
This is 15min of best stand up ever. He speaks the things I want to say out loud but never have guts to do it.
@mvic818185 ай бұрын
Possibly the greatest stand up skit ever made.
@coolbreezesolid8 ай бұрын
Wedding parties are fun lol
@TedLuben-sd5um8 ай бұрын
Nobody does it better...
@tabularasa82010 ай бұрын
Who is the best comedian making fun of government today? It’s hard to point out government corruption when it includes (enter your preferred political party here). People get upset when a comedian mocks their favorite political team.
@kynismos10 ай бұрын
Dough Stanhope is my medication to stay sane in this insane world.
@chikowashere10 ай бұрын
Modern day Carlin.
@nadagainagain4987 Жыл бұрын
Pretty much. Couple small minor disagreements but i like 97% agree.
@BagaDonuts-gc2yr Жыл бұрын
L I B E R T Y kzread.infoUgkxRO_V9jkrKuBA3tO3f8-D0784kHX7anZw
@deanonewton8704 Жыл бұрын
Doug’s Brain is tuned into another dimension psychologically.
@sirTittytwister Жыл бұрын
abolishing 2 things,... The 16th amendment ( income tax) & The Federal Reserve system ...would make our reality unrecognizable. Just The power of the Fed alone,... ...Imagine all the money printed into existence by The Fed, try and Imagine all the geo-political, domestic, governmental and economic power it influenced since 1913,... Imagine all of the corruption it produced and the amount of purchasing power it robbed the dollar through inflation, ... Imagining a reality without the FED, is perhaps too far from an actual reality,...
@colecole3171 Жыл бұрын
He's changed how I live, not just think. I refuse to get married and have children. I can't be coerced into it. I've lost two abobo kids and three chicks and it was the best thing I've ever done. I'll take the scumbag title that actually means nothing verses the legally binding bureaucratic voluntary imprisonment titles. Doug just proved we're slaves and we are, but slavery can get worse. Don't allow yourself to get sucked into the governmental trap of volunteering the last piece of your soul they don't already have possession of.
@sabyasachisenapati3619 Жыл бұрын
NOT GUILTY
@DukeOfKidderminster Жыл бұрын
We don’t have true liberty as long as we’re not allowed to murder people.
@Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory Жыл бұрын
This is punk rock
@haveyouconsideredtherapy Жыл бұрын
Doug knows.
@ANDunn-tf6xp Жыл бұрын
It's funny how people who don't own property, have kids or own a business fail to understand the need to have formal contracts, take oaths or affirm commitments in any way. Of course someone who produces nothing but farts, burbs, swear words and hypocritical alcoholic vomit wouldn't want a formal agreement that can be scrutinized by a third party. Stanhope are the tradeless libertarians who want all the rights in the constitution but they can't be bothered to lift a finger to do the work that makes society function like being a cop, fireman, soldier, paramedic, factory worker, road worker, baggage handler, carpenter, plumber, sanitation worker, electrician etc... What does Dougy do? He gets drunk and high then makes a mockery of the freedoms that good men and women, soldiers and patriots died to provide. What would Stanhope die for? Not even his own pathetic beliefs I guarantee you. He'd be a sniveling pile of tears if he was told "Here's a rifle, wars on and we have to defend the nation." Doug's response would be "Thanks for all the freedom to criticize and shit on the nation and people who died so I can make a life for myself blowing hot air and pointing my self righteous narcissistic finger at anything I feel like but I'm not going to put myself on the line because war is evil and racist and pointless so I'm just gonna capitulate with whatever regime takes over after the war, until then I'll be getting drunk and high with my junkie pals and fans while YOU die to protect my freedoms." 🤤 At heart libertarians are just soft serve Marxists who are too apathetic, lazy and weak to join ANTIFA or BLM when at heart they agree with everything these groups represent. He hates America and Americans but he has failed to find a better country to live in. Funny how that works huh? Imagine if Doug had to make a life for himself in Afrika, Mexico, Philipines, Afghanistan, Viet Nam or Cuba 😂 what are his tradable skill besides running his mouth and spitting vitriol? As for value added to society what real value does Stanhope and his kind provide compared to a cop or fireman or paramedic or construction worker or grocery store clerk? If your house is on fire who would you want to respond? Doug and his junkie pals with buckets and a garden hose or trained fire men and women? If someone was breaking in your home who would you rather call, trained cops with guns or Doug and his junkie buddies with bats and broken beer bottles? Doug is useless and a cancer to a free society. He's the exact opposite of what he claims to be and that why Lenin called these morons Useful Idiots. They attack and try to destroy the very thing that gives them freedom and life itself. How long would a character like Stanhope last in North Korea, Soviet Russia or Cambodia in the 1960s yet he has the freedom to build something positive in society but prefers to dwell on the negatives so he can justify being a useless, tradeless, drunk, junkie, narcissist who blathers a d blows hot air for a living. He's the world's most inefficient space heater and he's noisy at that. He who would live must fight. He who does not wish to fight in this world where constant struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist. Adolf Hitler Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. Socrates None is more inferior than those who insist on being equal. Frederick Nietzsche Remember the USS Liberty, the Lavon Affair, the Holodomor and the Balfour Declaration
@flavoredwallpaper Жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite 15 minutes by Doug. And that's saying a lot since I practically worship the guy.
@benlawless9539 Жыл бұрын
"If im gonna be privy to your most intimate details id rather just watch ya fuck" truer words never spoken
@RogerRoddComedian Жыл бұрын
“Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.” This is the go to line for every, unoriginal shitbird who thinks they’re being funny. How bout, “Next time you think about eating your gun instead of trying to be funny as an audience member at a comedy show, don’t hold back”
@jackt5617 Жыл бұрын
Going to anyone's wedding is easily the worst day I could have. The whole ceremony all I am thinking is "when do we get to eat and drink?"
@jeffkuhl3697 Жыл бұрын
Spelunking with a miner’s hat light.
@PaulZedd Жыл бұрын
I love wriggling and spasming in the night
@bikebudha01 Жыл бұрын
probably the only concept doug is wrong on.... (marriage is wonderful)...
@syndiccalls99652 жыл бұрын
This is prime Stanhope. He's still a genius, but everyone has a peak
@scotthuber70942 жыл бұрын
Idk. Free-er, where else can you do more? Sorry but did Doug say "speak Iraqi?"
@bigg70472 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable comedian. Saw him in Leeds England.
@yeeeehaaawbuddy2 жыл бұрын
My wedding was the most beautiful wedding, by FAR, that I, or anyone else that was at the wedding, has ever been to. And I agree..... weddings are shit, marriage is a scam, but relationships are a requirement.
@nukelaloosh47952 жыл бұрын
right
@Ch33ziTzsk8R2 жыл бұрын
I just had like a question not good or bad, when Doug said 30m on the new 20 dollar bill it was funny. Then I was like if that’s real if it takes a wear house/ money printer, they are going to get the money they paid for ink paper and the workers making running and packing new money. So I say that it is bullshit if the govt prints paper money… they have to have the money to make that money. So that’s where it becomes bullshit, 30m on a new dollar, they made about eth Xs that amount before the make the move. Pissing on us even more… and the “good” people of America just take it. They have no idea how to do anything about it, knowing we all could.
@grrr.99982 жыл бұрын
Even Socrates thought democracy was absolutely terrible. It gave idiots the ability to vote for Bush, Reagan, Trump, Thatcher and Boris Johnson.
@dfs20111984 Жыл бұрын
And clinton, obama and biden
@narendraatluri49602 жыл бұрын
Some cunt in the background is having a sidebar conversation and almost ruined it
@bird8772 жыл бұрын
he says everything i think, only its too real 😂
@maxryder9952 жыл бұрын
If God didn't Exist Man wouldv'e invented him!
@ashleelouiserehe78212 жыл бұрын
"Pafoomf" lolololol.
@Zarav62 жыл бұрын
literal genius
@tonywords67132 жыл бұрын
There's one girl who seems to boo at literally everything he says
@mathewkelly99682 жыл бұрын
"Hey dont hold back" "You've got an argument ?" "Nope keep going" Perfect
@paddyodriscoll86482 жыл бұрын
Liberty does not mean freedom from governmental control. It means to have free will, but only when that free will does not infringe the same free will in others. Yes it can include freedom from governmental control, but, when a neighbor decides he’s going to do something to inhibit your rights,,, your freedoms, a government is utilized as a representative of the people. How the government decides is based on the people. If one neighbor pours toxic waste into the river and that waste washes down stream and inhibit his neighbor from watering his fields and cattle n a safe manner, and the government comes in representing the people as a whole, and tells the first neighbor to stop polluting the water, one can claim repression from the government and a denial of personal freedoms,,,, but it can also be seen as a reinstatement of the second neighbor’s rights not to have his rights infringed by the first neighbor. In other words, the government instilled liberty..
@premabaul75702 жыл бұрын
oh man .. that's pretty good. Throw me some more names... I am not in the know with comedians.. Bill Burr was funny .. some more.. come on.. I@m a lazy bastard
@TheHardys012 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr has a whole "I'm uneducated, but this is what I believe, so I'm smarter than you" kinda deal. Check out Steve Hughes, and George Carlin.
@michaeljeffers34672 жыл бұрын
And that’s why we eloped to Costa Rica. Zip linings over the rainforest was more memorable
@crazkurtz2 жыл бұрын
Who wants to live in a completely free society? We tried that for 9 million years, it’s called the animal kingdom, and mothers sometimes eat their newborns in it.
@bs4v4ge502 жыл бұрын
It’s just religion, I believe in god so that’s pretty much the thing stopping you, your definition of what is moral, because religion is the only thing in my opinion, deciding what is moral and what isn’t. I see people all the time saying different things are so wrong. One says sex before marriage the other saying I wanna try every drug that ever existed just cause. People have to see the history of people and judge for their mistakes. That’s the only way we will learn to do better.
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15 minutes of education that nobody can argue with. Superb.
"If you sit on a tack, you bleed out of your ass. it's the law"
How many people have broken the marriage contract or divorced someone after a few years that they said they would love “In Sickness and Health” and “Til Death Do Us Part”!
How he always wants to take a sip and then just continues to talk. 😂
Yall worship Baals and kiss the assholes of the yamaka wearers ...Baaal
SATAN
Americans are nothing but a bunch of ball handlers they love balls
“If I’m gonna be privy’d to you most intimate details, I’d rather just watch you fuck!”
This is 15min of best stand up ever. He speaks the things I want to say out loud but never have guts to do it.
Possibly the greatest stand up skit ever made.
Wedding parties are fun lol
Nobody does it better...
Who is the best comedian making fun of government today? It’s hard to point out government corruption when it includes (enter your preferred political party here). People get upset when a comedian mocks their favorite political team.
Dough Stanhope is my medication to stay sane in this insane world.
Modern day Carlin.
Pretty much. Couple small minor disagreements but i like 97% agree.
L I B E R T Y kzread.infoUgkxRO_V9jkrKuBA3tO3f8-D0784kHX7anZw
Doug’s Brain is tuned into another dimension psychologically.
abolishing 2 things,... The 16th amendment ( income tax) & The Federal Reserve system ...would make our reality unrecognizable. Just The power of the Fed alone,... ...Imagine all the money printed into existence by The Fed, try and Imagine all the geo-political, domestic, governmental and economic power it influenced since 1913,... Imagine all of the corruption it produced and the amount of purchasing power it robbed the dollar through inflation, ... Imagining a reality without the FED, is perhaps too far from an actual reality,...
He's changed how I live, not just think. I refuse to get married and have children. I can't be coerced into it. I've lost two abobo kids and three chicks and it was the best thing I've ever done. I'll take the scumbag title that actually means nothing verses the legally binding bureaucratic voluntary imprisonment titles. Doug just proved we're slaves and we are, but slavery can get worse. Don't allow yourself to get sucked into the governmental trap of volunteering the last piece of your soul they don't already have possession of.
NOT GUILTY
We don’t have true liberty as long as we’re not allowed to murder people.
This is punk rock
Doug knows.
It's funny how people who don't own property, have kids or own a business fail to understand the need to have formal contracts, take oaths or affirm commitments in any way. Of course someone who produces nothing but farts, burbs, swear words and hypocritical alcoholic vomit wouldn't want a formal agreement that can be scrutinized by a third party. Stanhope are the tradeless libertarians who want all the rights in the constitution but they can't be bothered to lift a finger to do the work that makes society function like being a cop, fireman, soldier, paramedic, factory worker, road worker, baggage handler, carpenter, plumber, sanitation worker, electrician etc... What does Dougy do? He gets drunk and high then makes a mockery of the freedoms that good men and women, soldiers and patriots died to provide. What would Stanhope die for? Not even his own pathetic beliefs I guarantee you. He'd be a sniveling pile of tears if he was told "Here's a rifle, wars on and we have to defend the nation." Doug's response would be "Thanks for all the freedom to criticize and shit on the nation and people who died so I can make a life for myself blowing hot air and pointing my self righteous narcissistic finger at anything I feel like but I'm not going to put myself on the line because war is evil and racist and pointless so I'm just gonna capitulate with whatever regime takes over after the war, until then I'll be getting drunk and high with my junkie pals and fans while YOU die to protect my freedoms." 🤤 At heart libertarians are just soft serve Marxists who are too apathetic, lazy and weak to join ANTIFA or BLM when at heart they agree with everything these groups represent. He hates America and Americans but he has failed to find a better country to live in. Funny how that works huh? Imagine if Doug had to make a life for himself in Afrika, Mexico, Philipines, Afghanistan, Viet Nam or Cuba 😂 what are his tradable skill besides running his mouth and spitting vitriol? As for value added to society what real value does Stanhope and his kind provide compared to a cop or fireman or paramedic or construction worker or grocery store clerk? If your house is on fire who would you want to respond? Doug and his junkie pals with buckets and a garden hose or trained fire men and women? If someone was breaking in your home who would you rather call, trained cops with guns or Doug and his junkie buddies with bats and broken beer bottles? Doug is useless and a cancer to a free society. He's the exact opposite of what he claims to be and that why Lenin called these morons Useful Idiots. They attack and try to destroy the very thing that gives them freedom and life itself. How long would a character like Stanhope last in North Korea, Soviet Russia or Cambodia in the 1960s yet he has the freedom to build something positive in society but prefers to dwell on the negatives so he can justify being a useless, tradeless, drunk, junkie, narcissist who blathers a d blows hot air for a living. He's the world's most inefficient space heater and he's noisy at that. He who would live must fight. He who does not wish to fight in this world where constant struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist. Adolf Hitler Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. Socrates None is more inferior than those who insist on being equal. Frederick Nietzsche Remember the USS Liberty, the Lavon Affair, the Holodomor and the Balfour Declaration
Probably my favorite 15 minutes by Doug. And that's saying a lot since I practically worship the guy.
"If im gonna be privy to your most intimate details id rather just watch ya fuck" truer words never spoken
“Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.” This is the go to line for every, unoriginal shitbird who thinks they’re being funny. How bout, “Next time you think about eating your gun instead of trying to be funny as an audience member at a comedy show, don’t hold back”
Going to anyone's wedding is easily the worst day I could have. The whole ceremony all I am thinking is "when do we get to eat and drink?"
Spelunking with a miner’s hat light.
I love wriggling and spasming in the night
probably the only concept doug is wrong on.... (marriage is wonderful)...
This is prime Stanhope. He's still a genius, but everyone has a peak
Idk. Free-er, where else can you do more? Sorry but did Doug say "speak Iraqi?"
Unbelievable comedian. Saw him in Leeds England.
My wedding was the most beautiful wedding, by FAR, that I, or anyone else that was at the wedding, has ever been to. And I agree..... weddings are shit, marriage is a scam, but relationships are a requirement.
right
I just had like a question not good or bad, when Doug said 30m on the new 20 dollar bill it was funny. Then I was like if that’s real if it takes a wear house/ money printer, they are going to get the money they paid for ink paper and the workers making running and packing new money. So I say that it is bullshit if the govt prints paper money… they have to have the money to make that money. So that’s where it becomes bullshit, 30m on a new dollar, they made about eth Xs that amount before the make the move. Pissing on us even more… and the “good” people of America just take it. They have no idea how to do anything about it, knowing we all could.
Even Socrates thought democracy was absolutely terrible. It gave idiots the ability to vote for Bush, Reagan, Trump, Thatcher and Boris Johnson.
And clinton, obama and biden
Some cunt in the background is having a sidebar conversation and almost ruined it
he says everything i think, only its too real 😂
If God didn't Exist Man wouldv'e invented him!
"Pafoomf" lolololol.
literal genius
There's one girl who seems to boo at literally everything he says
"Hey dont hold back" "You've got an argument ?" "Nope keep going" Perfect
Liberty does not mean freedom from governmental control. It means to have free will, but only when that free will does not infringe the same free will in others. Yes it can include freedom from governmental control, but, when a neighbor decides he’s going to do something to inhibit your rights,,, your freedoms, a government is utilized as a representative of the people. How the government decides is based on the people. If one neighbor pours toxic waste into the river and that waste washes down stream and inhibit his neighbor from watering his fields and cattle n a safe manner, and the government comes in representing the people as a whole, and tells the first neighbor to stop polluting the water, one can claim repression from the government and a denial of personal freedoms,,,, but it can also be seen as a reinstatement of the second neighbor’s rights not to have his rights infringed by the first neighbor. In other words, the government instilled liberty..
oh man .. that's pretty good. Throw me some more names... I am not in the know with comedians.. Bill Burr was funny .. some more.. come on.. I@m a lazy bastard
Bill Burr has a whole "I'm uneducated, but this is what I believe, so I'm smarter than you" kinda deal. Check out Steve Hughes, and George Carlin.
And that’s why we eloped to Costa Rica. Zip linings over the rainforest was more memorable
Who wants to live in a completely free society? We tried that for 9 million years, it’s called the animal kingdom, and mothers sometimes eat their newborns in it.
It’s just religion, I believe in god so that’s pretty much the thing stopping you, your definition of what is moral, because religion is the only thing in my opinion, deciding what is moral and what isn’t. I see people all the time saying different things are so wrong. One says sex before marriage the other saying I wanna try every drug that ever existed just cause. People have to see the history of people and judge for their mistakes. That’s the only way we will learn to do better.