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I find that most people complaining about the humans never use the trogs. The key to stopping humans is simply getting minis on the board, they do not have to be yours. The game does NOT make this clear. And if you dont summon some trogs humans take free control and its too hard to stop them. Spend your first 2 turns getting trogs spawned on the human side, and the game will be perfectly balanced (humans can still win, but it wont be easy). That kind of mandatory policing can be a huge turn-off, but i highly recommend it. Machines also benefit greatly from doing this (since killing trogs = points)
Damn, I really love to know a wee update on the charity run on your next video. just a wee one would do. :D
Short incoming
This print of the game is pretty terrible. The second TSR print 1992 was pretty solid.
That’s the sought after one
This confirmed my suspicion that this will be over-hyped due to "pro planet eco-fairyness" fetish by other reviews and I wasn't wrong there. To me, on top of the horrible component quality the artworks are VERY hit or miss. Game mechanisms are nothing spectacular, with typical deck building game tropes. Mediocre gameplay wrapped in a good variety and interesting - plus absurd money milking of the eco hype.
There’s cartoon art work that looks like it’s been lifted from an episode of Dr Snuggles and then there’s the other stuff. Horrid monochrome tat that makes me want to run sand paper on my face.
Very helpful, and amusing, as always - excellent!
Looks like fuuuunnn!
Kudos for keeping it real!
That's bollocks
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How did it go? Good on ya.
It was shit. But I finished 😂👍🏻
Thanks for all the content and entertainment. Donated 💪 no need to say shiiiiiii t. My pleasure.
Amazing mate 👍🏻
I did not think that I needed to watch a Board game review by someone who appears to have come from a Guy Richie movie, but I was wrong, so very wrong. This was a really wonderfully honest review that cut through a lot of the normall bollocks. Thank you
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Already shaved your head to maximise your aerodynamics. Respect.
Shit yea!
Full of admiration for you. I've been running for nearly twenty years. Done 30 ish half marathons but never had the bollocks to go past that. Amazing. Well done.
Turfmaster, Derby (Jägersro), Grand National and Win Place and Show are great horse racing boardgames too.
What's all this Bollocks? Well done sir. I lost my mom to a very agressive and fast pancreatic cancer back in 2013. She was only 59. She started running in her 50s and so of course im going to chuck you a few quid. Hope you'll have recovered by UKGE! Good Luck mate!
Thanks mate. I’ve got a week to recover but I may still be walking like I have crystal balls
Great! Being a runner myself for similar reasons I can only applauded. I am not into ultras being the lazy sloth I am but find it fascinating nonetheless. Go for it!
Proud of ya, man! Reminds me of that time when Tom Vasel ate 100 hotdogs for charity. Oh wait, that was just his dinner...
Most of the objections are clearly from people who don't even like board games to begin with. Since that's the case, why exactly are you here if it's not to simply be negative?
Well done mate. Donated. Best of luck! 🤟🏻
Awesome. Thanks so much
Donated straight without QR so won’t turn up in your totals, but meant more money for Cancer charity. Magnificent achievement!!! Hope you put cream on and didn’t get Bollock rash!
Thanks geezer 👍🏻
"It's like Mandingo tryin to have a wank in dr who's tardis machine" 🤣🤣🤣 bro you NEVER fail to crack me up. You're literally the best. Bloody hell ❤
I can't even afford to back Kickstarter projects, but nice job on the fundraising!
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Anyway we can track him if he has thos3 smartwatch or something?
Donated....you were right to post this video. Good luck.
Mate, you're a legend. But how do you solve the nuts and nips (you've obviously got massive nuts, never seen your nips) chaffing problem of long distance running?
Just donated (wish I could do more, but times are tough). As an Eastbournian I wish you well on your run, good luck!
I think you smashed it with that amount mate. Eternally grateful 👍🏻
Stay Hard!
Good on ya, fella. Keep kickin goals out there
My father was diagnosed with cancer a few months ago. He probably won't make it to the end of the year. This post really hits home. Thank you for doing this.
Sorry to hear that mate. Not going to lie, Cancer sucks. Stay in the fight for your old man 👍🏻
List of games that you liked?
Legend
I was just about to purchase this, I’ve heard great things from the Pax series. Thank you for saving me the disappointment from a mostly blind purchase. Subscriber earned.
Well done! ☺
Fek, didn't know you were actually human with real feelings and compassion! Donated.
Feelings? Thanks for the dosh mate 👍🏻
You'll be running past me in Steyning! Best of luck tomorrow. I'm going to donate now.
Maybe you can get me a body double to finish it?
Wish you well in your running, 100 miles is epic!
Just to echo previous comments. Good on you to do this. I love your boardgame channel (you give the most honest reviews ever) but a charity run is a different level. Donation sent.
Many thanks mate 👍🏻
Donated. running 100 miles is one hell of a feat.
It’s pretty tough mate. Thanks for your generosity.
I hope you get a chance to check out Rove from Addax games. They have a KS live now and it looks great from a first time creator.
Nice! Gave you a donation and good luck tomorrow!!
Amazing. Thanks mate 👍🏻
Great video! More people should see this!
There ya go, Happy Trails to You!
F’n A! Good on you. Get after it!
Good for you for doing this, it can't be easy. Good luck! Glad you put on it here or else we wouldn't have known. Please let us know about the run, what you DO like and what you DON'T like, that would be great.
Haha!
Thank you
Lots of luck tomorrow. Glad you made this post. Unfortunately don’t have a credit card so is there another way to donate?
You can got direct to Rowans Hospice website.
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Donation made! I listen to your vids while i jog. Just started the star wars conqueror challenges. Hoping to lose some weight so i can be around to play all these friggin board games I have! And your channel inspired the name of my etsy shop where i sell board game 3d prints. Funds all the board games so the wife won't kill me! Thanks for everything!
What’s the name of your shop mate?
@@BoardGameBollocks BoardGameBS. I replied but I think the youtube bots delete when I say Etsy haha. Anyway, wasn't trying to promote. Just wanted to share you inspired me brother!
Donated. Sorry such a pittance. Not doing Kickstarters either :)
Thanks Jim. Appreciated 👍🏻
Oi oi, is it ok to donate directly to the hospice? I don't have a justgiving and I CBA to make another account with another bloody service! :D Good job on the run!
Whatever suits you best 👍🏻
@@BoardGameBollocks Done, thanks. Safe running, hope you don't get blisters on your bouncing bollocks!
@MarleneSB I’ve figured that one out 👍🏻
Great cause, good luck! Glad you decided to post this on your channel. I'm subscribed because I enjoy the format of your board game posts (and the language), but it's nice to actually have a bit of the "social" put back in these kind of media. So yeah, donated 😉
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