State Farm

State Farm

A place for miscellaneous videos I feel like creating.

Nert

Nert

Patrick drops a box

Patrick drops a box

Slap City Four Stock

Slap City Four Stock

Slap City Gameplay

Slap City Gameplay

How many shrimps

How many shrimps

🐻 and 👖

🐻 and 👖

My Hand

My Hand

Me: The Wonder Years

Me: The Wonder Years

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  • @buffnatsuki7204
    @buffnatsuki72047 ай бұрын

    This is very funny and of course a comedy podcast but right now my blood sugar is low so this is everhthing about griffin time that makes me angry -in an effort to make timezones obsolete, theyre now 1000 times worse than before. During winter it becomes 7pm grif time at 4pm normal time, wheras in the summer itll become 7pm at 8:30 normal time. And thats based on the american midwest, other places will have it worse -are you supposed to make dinner during 7 and miss the good tv shows? Do you make it late 4:20 and eat it while watching the shows? Of course there is no late 4:20, you have to guesstimate when the shows come on. -there is no longer arriving to things politely early or fashionably late -are stores still open at 2am? - and also of course pretty much all 9-5 workplaces no longer function. Im pretty sure griffin time would fuck with like pilots and captains too

  • @CherylAbbott6486
    @CherylAbbott6486 Жыл бұрын

    That ladys face at the end. Thinking I want to take care of that girl

  • @happyconstructor
    @happyconstructor Жыл бұрын

    Griffin just invented the numerical alternatives of five existing words: Morning, noon, afternoon, evening, and night

  • @KaczAdam
    @KaczAdam Жыл бұрын

    What is this? Xd

  • @panickedpaladin3966
    @panickedpaladin3966 Жыл бұрын

    This is actually how time works for most of the world. Most cultures have an event-based concept of the day, rather than the West's (especially America) deadline-oriented focus.

  • @crystalcandles752
    @crystalcandles752 Жыл бұрын

    Classic cult behavior: gaslighting and redefining words 🧐

  • @angelinawilson273
    @angelinawilson273 Жыл бұрын

    This IS gold!!?

  • @crystalcandles752
    @crystalcandles752 Жыл бұрын

    Describing pre-industrial Europe time

  • @Oracle_Ocelot
    @Oracle_Ocelot2 жыл бұрын

    This is shockingly similar to the concept of Deep Time as explained in the book Four Thousand Weeks

  • @Fiona-West
    @Fiona-West2 жыл бұрын

    this feels like some alice in wonderland time warp shit lmao

  • @lilithwills812
    @lilithwills8122 жыл бұрын

    Griffin Time is just what it feels like to have ADHD.

  • @jessewru6425
    @jessewru6425 Жыл бұрын

    Dammit is that whist this is?!

  • @lilithwills812
    @lilithwills812 Жыл бұрын

    @@jessewru6425 Maybe go get checked out, friend :)

  • @commandrogyne
    @commandrogyne2 жыл бұрын

    Man this aged like. Something

  • @BasementTermites
    @BasementTermites2 жыл бұрын

    watching this at 3:00 in the morning is weird

  • @tatemilligan4807
    @tatemilligan48072 жыл бұрын

    “Well, think about it!” “I’d Rather Not!”

  • @Rabbit_Hill
    @Rabbit_Hill2 жыл бұрын

    This is Griffin’s new alphabet in clock form

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy2 жыл бұрын

    I now desperately want a clock set to Griffin Time ™️ For now I have a sticky note with the times written on it for my own amusement.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

    A jelly donut is not a donut, it's a rice ball.

  • @AnnabellaRedwood
    @AnnabellaRedwood3 жыл бұрын

    But it's a donut.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy2 жыл бұрын

    NOOOOOOO

  • @thebirdthecowham
    @thebirdthecowham3 жыл бұрын

    now this is god

  • @youssefbencheikh8637
    @youssefbencheikh86373 жыл бұрын

    Thank for your donations to the game theorists stream

  • @mikemorgan1204
    @mikemorgan12043 жыл бұрын

    A

  • @aslan9334
    @aslan93343 жыл бұрын

    I always remember this scene how sorry the old lady felt for her

  • @ethanomcbride
    @ethanomcbride3 жыл бұрын

    I wanna stand up and tap my cane to disagree with people at work

  • @simp1594
    @simp15943 жыл бұрын

    I had to sub fuckin 69 baybee

  • @damienmaverick9937
    @damienmaverick99373 жыл бұрын

    This is what having adhd feels like

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe its a fever dream, but i vaguely remember some kind of christian kids tv special thing where the premise was a doughnut shop owner, and he, the shop, and the kids were all about putting the holes back into doughnuts because Jesus

  • @Yzarro
    @Yzarro3 жыл бұрын

    This is absolutely real, and KZread channels like Everything is Terrible and Grimy Ghost have clips from it. Edit: realized I forgot to mention that the show is called "The Donut Repair Shop."

  • @yaboicolleen
    @yaboicolleen3 жыл бұрын

    I also remember this, I went to parochial school and we once went on a field trip to see that guy perform in like a gymnasium attached to a different church school.

  • @Cheeezy_C
    @Cheeezy_C3 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing

  • @spooky-soap
    @spooky-soap3 жыл бұрын

    8:02 quarantine predicted

  • @sjrose5438
    @sjrose54384 жыл бұрын

    i'm gonna start running on griffin time during quarantine

  • @Birkenthot
    @Birkenthot4 жыл бұрын

    Ridiculous the accuracy of Griffins foresight- exactly how lockdown feels

  • @fandomshuzzah1907
    @fandomshuzzah19074 жыл бұрын

    I can't belive griffin made quarantine time

  • @kolbicheeze4838
    @kolbicheeze48384 жыл бұрын

    Fandoms huzzah It is so accurate

  • @Diana-tx2iz
    @Diana-tx2iz3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no you're right

  • @tommyottoking
    @tommyottoking3 жыл бұрын

    They even said everyone would have to work from home

  • @ethanomcbride
    @ethanomcbride3 жыл бұрын

    SHIT

  • @leaffinite3828
    @leaffinite38284 жыл бұрын

    He is not right. I dont have a joke. Jelly donuts are donuts. We, as a society, have to agree on this, please.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

    Unless you're Brock from the 4Kids dub of Pokémon.

  • @randomcrap3563
    @randomcrap35634 жыл бұрын

    quarantine be like

  • @SuddenlyLikeMagic
    @SuddenlyLikeMagic4 жыл бұрын

    and then you fi- HAALM.. sandwich gone.

  • @AlleeCatBlues
    @AlleeCatBlues4 жыл бұрын

    my secret is that its always 2am for me

  • @josephharold808
    @josephharold8084 жыл бұрын

    What's the song?

  • @josephharold808
    @josephharold8084 жыл бұрын

    [Bowser laugh] Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, ey Luigi? I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! Luigi look! It's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, I have kidnapped the princess and (To be completed at a later date)

  • @fishy658
    @fishy6584 жыл бұрын

    owo

  • @soulrenvods
    @soulrenvods4 жыл бұрын

    What the genuine hell happens at 00:13

  • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
    @stefanalexanderlungu15034 жыл бұрын

    Griffin just bout had enough of Travis' shit

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

    Griffin telling the audience to shut the hell up.

  • @BooglyBoot
    @BooglyBoot4 жыл бұрын

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  • @felixc543
    @felixc5434 жыл бұрын

    If I learned anything from my preteen years is that most everything a Sunday School teacher will tell you is a lie

  • @felixc543
    @felixc5434 жыл бұрын

    (note- this is not so much about religion as the way my specific teacher taught it)

  • @lilithwills812
    @lilithwills8128 ай бұрын

    I don't know, my dad used to teach Sunday school and one time he went on a pretty cool anti-capitalist rant during it. He was not asked to return.

  • @bridgethildebrand4468
    @bridgethildebrand44684 жыл бұрын

    How does brunch fit into this? perfectly or not at all?

  • @rhodes449
    @rhodes4493 жыл бұрын

    Brunch is second breakfast

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy4 жыл бұрын

    But griffin...if there’s no time zones but dark is 7 o clock then what about the places where it gets dark later or earlier? It would be chaos!

  • @djfrogtime9956
    @djfrogtime99564 жыл бұрын

    well then you’re gonna watch Survivor a little less or a little more

  • @leaffinite3828
    @leaffinite38284 жыл бұрын

    GippyHappy implying that without this feature Griffin time isn’t already chaos incarnate

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy2 жыл бұрын

    @@leaffinite3828 yeah everything else checks out 😅

  • @featherbird666
    @featherbird6665 жыл бұрын

    this is exactly what college is like

  • @jaydriver5871
    @jaydriver58715 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if TAZ worked on Griffin time

  • @virginiamooney4105
    @virginiamooney41055 жыл бұрын

    and now it does thank you for your contribution

  • @pearlyp9898
    @pearlyp98985 жыл бұрын

    There's probably at least one reality in the Stolen century arc which operates on Griffin time and you can't convince me otherwise

  • @leme9909
    @leme99092 жыл бұрын

    are you trying to tell me it doesn't

  • @---fi2ml
    @---fi2ml5 жыл бұрын

    i would buy these watches. please sell one of these watches to me

  • @brody2k
    @brody2k5 жыл бұрын

    By the way y'all, Griffin time TM TM TM now available on the Google Play store. For all your true time needs.

  • @CaterinaCupcakez
    @CaterinaCupcakez4 жыл бұрын

    downloaded

  • @havendotcom
    @havendotcom4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god downloaded this is hilarious

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy2 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never been more upset about having iOS

  • @piperpalpatine9614
    @piperpalpatine96145 жыл бұрын

    I need my survivor

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman92185 жыл бұрын

    C'mon guys, 420 till the sun goes down

  • @arcadia_758
    @arcadia_7585 жыл бұрын

    Stop. Griffin time. *cronch*

  • @SamsUndertale
    @SamsUndertale4 жыл бұрын

    *C R O N C H* (aayyyyy Tyzias)

  • @erinlopez5344
    @erinlopez53445 жыл бұрын

    Griffin's interpretation of time is just.. so correct

  • @lynope
    @lynope5 жыл бұрын

    I agree Asra