If I learned anything from my preteen years is that most everything a Sunday School teacher will tell you is a lie

@felixc543

4 жыл бұрын

(note- this is not so much about religion as the way my specific teacher taught it)

@lilithwills812

8 ай бұрын

I don't know, my dad used to teach Sunday school and one time he went on a pretty cool anti-capitalist rant during it. He was not asked to return.

But I mean like, jelly doughnuts do have a hole, it’s where the jelly goes

@williamjenkins4913

5 жыл бұрын

Does that make Jesus the jelly?

@spinosauryx1915

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamjenkins4913 Jelly Christ

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus wants to fill the hole in your heart with jelly. WAIT, THAT'S WHY HIS BLOOD IS WINE AND HIS BODY IS BREAD! BECAUSE HE'S A JELLY DONUT!

@michaeljamessegura2518

5 ай бұрын

@@spinosauryx1915 Juicy Crust

Cream donuts are the best because it’s like eating an eclair that let itself go.

@magixshiz2543

6 жыл бұрын

The best thing I've hear all day.

why didn't he just say "Jesus is the jelly/cream filling in your heart"?

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Or "Jesus is the donut hole/munchkin/Timbit"?

“WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME JESES?!?!”

He is not right. I dont have a joke. Jelly donuts are donuts. We, as a society, have to agree on this, please.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you're Brock from the 4Kids dub of Pokémon.

"No. Its a Danish stupid!"

A jelly donut is not a donut, it's a rice ball.

@AnnabellaRedwood

3 жыл бұрын

But it's a donut.

@GippyHappy

3 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOO

“Well, think about it!” “I’d Rather Not!”

What the genuine hell happens at 00:13

@stefanalexanderlungu1503

4 жыл бұрын

Griffin just bout had enough of Travis' shit

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Griffin telling the audience to shut the hell up.

Maybe its a fever dream, but i vaguely remember some kind of christian kids tv special thing where the premise was a doughnut shop owner, and he, the shop, and the kids were all about putting the holes back into doughnuts because Jesus

@Yzarro

3 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely real, and KZread channels like Everything is Terrible and Grimy Ghost have clips from it. Edit: realized I forgot to mention that the show is called "The Donut Repair Shop."

@yaboicolleen

3 жыл бұрын

I also remember this, I went to parochial school and we once went on a field trip to see that guy perform in like a gymnasium attached to a different church school.

Classic cult behavior: gaslighting and redefining words 🧐