Guess that Texas express lane is getting pretty full right about now. Just saying.
@kathyheavner35854 ай бұрын
God bless Texas ❤
@bigk47555 ай бұрын
He rolls his turds into little balls and eats crayons. Is he by chance a jarhead?
@Mikdeelow5 ай бұрын
I’m in CA, hate it completely. I hear TX is cicling the bowl, Expat CAs are ruining it now. Great routine Ron!
@mikesamolsky47196 ай бұрын
God bless Texas
@susancampbell716111 ай бұрын
He is very good
@eddiemissey26611 ай бұрын
Thats the way it should be! If want kill people, and take lives, you should be ready to lose yours! People have their lives to live, you have no right to take anyones life! As far as the people protesting on his behalf, wait until its you, or your family!
@moniepony9280 Жыл бұрын
Love you!!!!!!!
@Nobody-Nowhere-USA Жыл бұрын
God bless Texas!
@williamgosse851 Жыл бұрын
Bet your ass they can!
@overcoffeemeditativemoment8084 Жыл бұрын
Name on TOP Line Court
@overcoffeemeditativemoment8084 Жыл бұрын
W H A T About flipped
@overcoffeemeditativemoment8084 Жыл бұрын
Elevin after three am
@overcoffeemeditativemoment8084 Жыл бұрын
Cold
@overcoffeemeditativemoment8084 Жыл бұрын
Hi Non furnace air Feel
@Hopeless_and_Forlorn Жыл бұрын
On the other hand, former Texas governor Rick Perry deliberately executed a man wrongly accused of killing his own children in a fire because it was politically expedient for him to do so. You see, there are a lot of stupid and thoughtless people in Texas. Hence George W. Bush and the Iraq war and the end of American Empire.
@hugh-iu7vo Жыл бұрын
Love it
@artmchugh5644 Жыл бұрын
You can see the anti death penalty people in the audience 😂😂😂😂😂 they stand out like dogs balls!!!😅😅😅😅
@eriksforestryvision8751 Жыл бұрын
We need that express lane more than ever these days. Nation wide.
@tylercarrell Жыл бұрын
Yeah why should we have to pay more in taxes to feed these people for life that should’ve got the death penalty
@chrisharrison83 Жыл бұрын
Texas chainsaw massacre part 3 coal mining tunnels By the Power of Grade School did everyone bring there Gray paper tablet 🥸💁📱 give me the jimminy cricket family plans know we do Mr.Thornbuckel but it's Black cause Black lives matter! 🥸I quit Goddamn I give you win I'm out halla!! 🚪Slam 🥸 yeah every sense they let them in saying narcallogy 🤨ok 🥏 ain't shit to it ⛳ pardner!! But then size Boobs be them Midland Odessa But sitting frisbee 's 🏜️😺 Catalina are not still Holding Rank⚡9 holding iodine 🎲🎲!!
@jennifersteele3666 Жыл бұрын
Ron White may be a stand up comedian but he’s got more sense in his pinky finger than any of our elected officials in Washington DC! Ron Whit for President 2024!
@redvue048 ай бұрын
Some advice; the person you are endorsing for President, you should probably spell his name right.
@Gg-pw4bo Жыл бұрын
😂
@Bray1Jay Жыл бұрын
"Who's shootin me in the leg I wonder quietly to myself?..." kills me every time.
@michaelmickoberhaus80092 жыл бұрын
It is what it is, do unto others
@dickbutt52252 жыл бұрын
10 years later, we have the express lane to the death penalty but are also trying to charge miscarriages as murder...so as a Texan...I recomend you Legally identify as Jewish, where life is defined at "first breath"...good luck folks.
@rayman16112 жыл бұрын
Dark skin members of this audience aren’t clapping.
@markford84372 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@TheMaskedDonut2 жыл бұрын
So... for context I remember seeing this same bit performed at Just For Laughs in Montreal years ago. It got a huge laugh (I mean, his delivery is just really REALLY good), but the audience reaction was a bit different. Here, the audience cheered the Texas death penalty law and the whole "kill you back" concept. Like, they're laughing because he's funny, but also agree with the general concept. Whereas in Montreal, it was mostly just laughing at the absurdity of the situation. I don't know what this says about the difference between conservative comedy and liberal comedy, but what it does tell me is Ron White is so funny that he can bridge that kind of political divide that seems impossible nowadays.
@shaneberg55812 жыл бұрын
Mr. White, How The Heck Are Ya? Well I Hope.! I Do Believe In Capitol Punishment. However, The Money That’s Made To Keep A Convict Alive…Is(Very Much)Beneficial To The Government. It’s Disgusting At All Levels Of Due Process. Then, I Was Listening To Someone Say, “Maybe, They’re Kept In A 6’ 9’ To Break Em Down”…Make Them Suffer🤔 And, It’s Possible That She Was Not As Far-Out As I Once Perceived🤷♂️ It Make’s Sense. However, I Look @ Other Countries. Persia, (As A Example) Doesn’t Mess Around. This Country’s Well Known For Not F’N Around. They Mean What They Say W/No Screwin’ Around. Kinda Neat How The World Goes Around. GOD BLESS!💫
@captainjohn69232 жыл бұрын
In TEXAS, you mess with the Bull, you get the horns... 🐂 🇨🇱... 🕶️🚬...
@autumnmitchell76662 жыл бұрын
I love Ron White, he cracks me the fuck up!
@sabster742 жыл бұрын
In Texas, we have the death penalty and we... USE IT!!!
@DJK-cq2uy5 ай бұрын
Wow@! U think of that urself?😂😂😂😂 clown 🤡
@hamishford54863 жыл бұрын
In texas we are the dumbest people on earth because we have absolutely no idea how the human brain works so we just kill people.
@sarcasmmuch89053 жыл бұрын
Gulotine broadcast nationwide,Walked out of courtroom,Instantly executed live
@michaelmonkey65413 жыл бұрын
God bless Texas....
@daisyedberg66583 жыл бұрын
Didn't pea me why because I'm the bloodline
@slickwillie95423 жыл бұрын
every state should bring back public hangings let them rot for a day or two fuck appeals
@Gamble6613 жыл бұрын
What stinks now is all those people leaving California? Guess where a lot of them are moving to??? Give it another ten years and they'll make sure that Texas is just as ass backwards as CA has been for decades....
@pjeng13 жыл бұрын
China is more like Texas because they have death penalty too. Plus, they put people in public display and parade around town before shooting them in grand stand. What a country!
@MikinessAnalog3 жыл бұрын
downvote, ONLY for the sole propose this person was to stupid to own a screen capture card> Costs about as much as a Domino's Pizza & and you failed to pay for it.
@frankguerrero96493 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Madgemulligan3 жыл бұрын
The State is teaching people that killing people is the answer.
@caseyparris28163 жыл бұрын
Years later this is so relevant.. Libs trying to get murderers set free
@LadyGator19833 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!!!
@woodyouderkirk6943 жыл бұрын
As a Albertan from Canada , we had a premier who said it best . Shoot, shovel and shut up :)
@greggvanbourgondien93033 жыл бұрын
As a correction officer in New York State, I deal with the most rediculous criminals imaginable and this useless liberal state caters to those fucks. People wonder why I’m pissed off all the time.
@spookybwi3 жыл бұрын
Love texas
@vectorm43 жыл бұрын
There are many people that are so objection-able, that they really have no place in society. Then, why should tax money go to their prison time when there are people who may be rehabilitated with that prison cell.
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I look forward to observing texas one day.
Guess that Texas express lane is getting pretty full right about now. Just saying.
God bless Texas ❤
He rolls his turds into little balls and eats crayons. Is he by chance a jarhead?
I’m in CA, hate it completely. I hear TX is cicling the bowl, Expat CAs are ruining it now. Great routine Ron!
God bless Texas
He is very good
Thats the way it should be! If want kill people, and take lives, you should be ready to lose yours! People have their lives to live, you have no right to take anyones life! As far as the people protesting on his behalf, wait until its you, or your family!
Love you!!!!!!!
God bless Texas!
Bet your ass they can!
Name on TOP Line Court
W H A T About flipped
Elevin after three am
Cold
Hi Non furnace air Feel
On the other hand, former Texas governor Rick Perry deliberately executed a man wrongly accused of killing his own children in a fire because it was politically expedient for him to do so. You see, there are a lot of stupid and thoughtless people in Texas. Hence George W. Bush and the Iraq war and the end of American Empire.
Love it
You can see the anti death penalty people in the audience 😂😂😂😂😂 they stand out like dogs balls!!!😅😅😅😅
We need that express lane more than ever these days. Nation wide.
Yeah why should we have to pay more in taxes to feed these people for life that should’ve got the death penalty
Texas chainsaw massacre part 3 coal mining tunnels By the Power of Grade School did everyone bring there Gray paper tablet 🥸💁📱 give me the jimminy cricket family plans know we do Mr.Thornbuckel but it's Black cause Black lives matter! 🥸I quit Goddamn I give you win I'm out halla!! 🚪Slam 🥸 yeah every sense they let them in saying narcallogy 🤨ok 🥏 ain't shit to it ⛳ pardner!! But then size Boobs be them Midland Odessa But sitting frisbee 's 🏜️😺 Catalina are not still Holding Rank⚡9 holding iodine 🎲🎲!!
Ron White may be a stand up comedian but he’s got more sense in his pinky finger than any of our elected officials in Washington DC! Ron Whit for President 2024!
Some advice; the person you are endorsing for President, you should probably spell his name right.
😂
"Who's shootin me in the leg I wonder quietly to myself?..." kills me every time.
It is what it is, do unto others
10 years later, we have the express lane to the death penalty but are also trying to charge miscarriages as murder...so as a Texan...I recomend you Legally identify as Jewish, where life is defined at "first breath"...good luck folks.
Dark skin members of this audience aren’t clapping.
Interesting
So... for context I remember seeing this same bit performed at Just For Laughs in Montreal years ago. It got a huge laugh (I mean, his delivery is just really REALLY good), but the audience reaction was a bit different. Here, the audience cheered the Texas death penalty law and the whole "kill you back" concept. Like, they're laughing because he's funny, but also agree with the general concept. Whereas in Montreal, it was mostly just laughing at the absurdity of the situation. I don't know what this says about the difference between conservative comedy and liberal comedy, but what it does tell me is Ron White is so funny that he can bridge that kind of political divide that seems impossible nowadays.
Mr. White, How The Heck Are Ya? Well I Hope.! I Do Believe In Capitol Punishment. However, The Money That’s Made To Keep A Convict Alive…Is(Very Much)Beneficial To The Government. It’s Disgusting At All Levels Of Due Process. Then, I Was Listening To Someone Say, “Maybe, They’re Kept In A 6’ 9’ To Break Em Down”…Make Them Suffer🤔 And, It’s Possible That She Was Not As Far-Out As I Once Perceived🤷♂️ It Make’s Sense. However, I Look @ Other Countries. Persia, (As A Example) Doesn’t Mess Around. This Country’s Well Known For Not F’N Around. They Mean What They Say W/No Screwin’ Around. Kinda Neat How The World Goes Around. GOD BLESS!💫
In TEXAS, you mess with the Bull, you get the horns... 🐂 🇨🇱... 🕶️🚬...
I love Ron White, he cracks me the fuck up!
In Texas, we have the death penalty and we... USE IT!!!
Wow@! U think of that urself?😂😂😂😂 clown 🤡
In texas we are the dumbest people on earth because we have absolutely no idea how the human brain works so we just kill people.
Gulotine broadcast nationwide,Walked out of courtroom,Instantly executed live
God bless Texas....
Didn't pea me why because I'm the bloodline
every state should bring back public hangings let them rot for a day or two fuck appeals
What stinks now is all those people leaving California? Guess where a lot of them are moving to??? Give it another ten years and they'll make sure that Texas is just as ass backwards as CA has been for decades....
China is more like Texas because they have death penalty too. Plus, they put people in public display and parade around town before shooting them in grand stand. What a country!
downvote, ONLY for the sole propose this person was to stupid to own a screen capture card> Costs about as much as a Domino's Pizza & and you failed to pay for it.
Lmao
The State is teaching people that killing people is the answer.
Years later this is so relevant.. Libs trying to get murderers set free
Hell yeah!!!!
As a Albertan from Canada , we had a premier who said it best . Shoot, shovel and shut up :)
As a correction officer in New York State, I deal with the most rediculous criminals imaginable and this useless liberal state caters to those fucks. People wonder why I’m pissed off all the time.
Love texas
There are many people that are so objection-able, that they really have no place in society. Then, why should tax money go to their prison time when there are people who may be rehabilitated with that prison cell.
Everyone move to cali