Zealand

Zealand

Re-established 2020.

I make videos and play games.

Used to be 'FMBase' until I realized my own name sounded cool

FM Memes That Butter My Bread

FM Memes That Butter My Bread

I Rate Your Insane FM Saves

I Rate Your Insane FM Saves

Star Ratings Are Lying

Star Ratings Are Lying

FM, But If I Score I Lose

FM, But If I Score I Lose

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  • @HarringtonMAH11
    @HarringtonMAH1134 минут бұрын

    If they continue to grow to more markets, they could introduce a two tier system of 20 teams each with promotion and relegation. Have smaller playoffs for the championship, and you're equal to the world stage of how soccer runs.

  • @notapplicable4567
    @notapplicable4567Сағат бұрын

    Beautiful i want to cry.

  • @VRNocturne
    @VRNocturne2 сағат бұрын

    Maybe I don't get it but if you tell me that a soccer player who is incapable of actually anything relating to soccer other than running up and down the pitch fast and being strong can still be an elite player... that doesn't make sense to me. Like when you say "who cares if his heading is 1, with 20 jumping he's winning all the headers..." then what's the point of the actual ability to a) make contact with the ball with your head, and b) direct it where you want to go with your head? It's like saying a NFL player who is fast and strong but can't catch and has no technical skills to play the game can still be a star - like that would not be. Can't tackle, can't pass rush, can't block, can't throw...what are you going to do? You have to do something relating to the skills of your position. Otherwise, track stars and pro weightlifters would be the best NFL players in the world. But the list of fast "measurables" who never develop mental or technical skill being busts is long. So, if you're telling me, even with stamina and determination about average Prem level that he can't do ANYTHING ELSE related to the game of soccer and a team of those guys is still elite... it diminishes the importance. LIke you said "well they still finished 25 points less..." the still made the Prem version of the playoffs! And they, literally, can't dribble the ball! Like I'm already feeling silly about caring about how aggressive the player is or how composed he is or how well he makes decisions or sees plays or being able to create and take the opponent by surprise or shoot, etc. All those things are literally 1.

  • @davidlamers874
    @davidlamers8742 сағат бұрын

    French football sucks... this video was third to pop from that... now tell the world why the rioting French at the 22-champion suck and why their countries soccer lol not football, they need to actual win again, entire league sucks will still finishing 1st and 2nd in the last Two world cups.

  • @ballislife6498
    @ballislife64983 сағат бұрын

    Morocco represented🇲🇦🇲🇦🔥🔥

  • @0badboy0
    @0badboy05 сағат бұрын

    World Cup referee? Says it all. Money money moneyyy

  • @mikehernandez6345
    @mikehernandez63456 сағат бұрын

    I consistently yap to my friends about wonderkids based solely on FM. But i yap like i’ve personally seen all their games and read up on em. “Arda guler is crazy good. But his physicals let him down. Good fit for La liga, dont think he’d have worked in the premier league.”

  • @tonyguyan9559
    @tonyguyan95597 сағат бұрын

    I’m basically every single one 😂😂😂

  • @McGuffy
    @McGuffy7 сағат бұрын

    To relegate the Lillestrøm legend Torgeir Bjarmann to "a scout" is sacrilegious, but I guess I´ll let it slide....

  • @Kweefy-yb5vn
    @Kweefy-yb5vn8 сағат бұрын

    Where do I find belarmino seca

  • @FifaAdddict
    @FifaAdddict8 сағат бұрын

    Signed a good turkish gk for palace who ended up becoming a legend then 1 szn later i took a contract at juventus and inter sign the Turkish gk from palace for 62 mil and he ends up saving a shot that made us lose the ucl final which makes me lose 2 European finals in a row 1st one the chelsea 3-1 2nd to inter 3-3 (they won on pens)

  • @FifaAdddict
    @FifaAdddict8 сағат бұрын

    I had a insanely good Chiesa who had 174 pa was 28 and man city come on offering 70 mil cheisa is angry i delcine the offer he had 2 months left on his contract wouldnt renew it ended up selling him to the saudi league for 110 Million 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DidYaServe
    @DidYaServe8 сағат бұрын

    I won the Copa Libertadores with C.A Huracán using a 3-4-3, the line of four are wing-backs and two defensive midfielders. The top Brazilian teams couldn't deal with it. Use either a Pressing or Deep Lying forward to close the space.

  • @90VYD
    @90VYD9 сағат бұрын

    oh shoot! thanks for reminding me! need to issue a nordvpn refund haha!

  • @davisland2538
    @davisland253810 сағат бұрын

    Zealand being the soccer version of moist critical and the fm version of dude perfect was not on my list

  • @vitorquinzico529
    @vitorquinzico52911 сағат бұрын

    Can you show you're scouts focus? I wanna search for those wonderkids and speedy players! Thanks!

  • @TheDarkKnightRacist
    @TheDarkKnightRacist12 сағат бұрын

    Di Caprio of football

  • @joellukeovercomingvictoryt8183
    @joellukeovercomingvictoryt818313 сағат бұрын

    Wow what a poetic story, makes me quite emotional my new team now along with Arsenal Plymouth argyle . Thank you for covering this story. I haven't been taken back by a story like this before thank you Zealand

  • @mufclad2
    @mufclad213 сағат бұрын

    A typo in this title and you are finished

  • @focus2184
    @focus218413 сағат бұрын

    "ENCOURAGE" LMBOOOOOOOO!!! I CANNOT BREATH

  • @joehunt390
    @joehunt39013 сағат бұрын

    What nonsense

  • @itslloyd123
    @itslloyd12314 сағат бұрын

    I got 5 of the top 10 in NXGN top 50 in my Brighton save in 2029, 3 of the 5 are academy players. I had 9 in the top 50 in total.

  • @Thatguyinyourclass
    @Thatguyinyourclass16 сағат бұрын

    Listen man, my English central forward lead the EPL in goals and had more than every other English forward that year, so yeah I was a little upset that Harry Kane was picked over him

  • @Urgiapain
    @Urgiapain17 сағат бұрын

    You never showed what I do. Penny Pincher: When negotiating wages always try to get a lower weekly pay even if by just a little bit. Neither players nor staff are safe from me.

  • @JohnDoe-nt1sv
    @JohnDoe-nt1sv17 сағат бұрын

    What is the best downloadable tactic to defend in away games

  • @theangrykbdist
    @theangrykbdist17 сағат бұрын

    throwing shade at your brother is wild🤣🤣

  • @fulviovicentini
    @fulviovicentini18 сағат бұрын

    Faço tantas!!

  • @panthrakikos13
    @panthrakikos1318 сағат бұрын

    bro watching a british dude manage my Home Town team Panserraikos, while i know our reputation, between 0-20 should be around -5, is so fun... Rooting for this dude!

  • @SuperMickyChow
    @SuperMickyChow19 сағат бұрын

    Have you been spying on me!??!

  • @theoavg
    @theoavg19 сағат бұрын

    The structure of the league is a problem. The best thing is that everyone plays with everyone during the year and the team that finishes first is the champion. Just as it happens to every other football league

  • @Sankisan1312
    @Sankisan131220 сағат бұрын

    Nice moustache Zealand. I like it my friend

  • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
    @GaganSingh-nx2yv20 сағат бұрын

    4-3-3 gang.

  • @dimitrisfloros7899
    @dimitrisfloros789920 сағат бұрын

    Ok i got a story for the my player is better. I had Abline a french striker and he had a 60 goal+assist season as we got almost won league 1 and reached the europa league final but he didnt get a call for france with colo muani getting that spot with his 5 goals in 45 games for psg...

  • @vcool19
    @vcool1921 сағат бұрын

    so much bots in the comments i wonder why Prayers to every Ukrainians and Russians dying for nothing still to this day 😢

  • @martin_dge8668
    @martin_dge866821 сағат бұрын

    i‘m the last one. i play fm since 3 years and always started in germany😂

  • @Wright1331
    @Wright133123 сағат бұрын

    Wow another great docu

  • @chergohland
    @chergohland23 сағат бұрын

    yeah, I saw yourself in every one of these

  • @davide1140
    @davide1140Күн бұрын

    Two questions from your journeyman save Zealand - how do you increase YOUR skills as a coach aside from coaching badges?

  • @acquij
    @acquijКүн бұрын

    If you have too many Raumdeuters, False 9s and Trequartistas you're likely in a Pepsi advert from the Aughts..

  • @kelicon
    @keliconКүн бұрын

    It took me until after the Nord plug to realize this was the video and not just an excessively long intro.

  • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
    @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918Күн бұрын

    Zealand is every single one of these

  • @danabarker84
    @danabarker84Күн бұрын

    This is a masterpiece!

  • @shina300
    @shina300Күн бұрын

    This was hilarious. Totally relate

  • @Youb11
    @Youb11Күн бұрын

    I never played fm but I see myself in like half of these players

  • @officialrebel_
    @officialrebel_Күн бұрын

    I feel like Z has been spying on me.

  • @Lightflames85
    @Lightflames85Күн бұрын

    Yeah I am guilty of a lot of these. I am a player horder and its a problem.

  • @owenchong2490
    @owenchong2490Күн бұрын

    3:42 me completely. my laptop can't run matches, so i have to open the windows menu for FM to run in the background 😂

  • @owenchong2490
    @owenchong2490Күн бұрын

    as a rage gamer i needed this, just to see how dumb it sounds to yell at my laptop 😭 love this video

  • @jopearson6321
    @jopearson6321Күн бұрын

    The Disciplinarian: "Oh so, you've all come waltzing into my office because you're unhappy your mate didn't get the raise he wanted? That's nice. Well good news. I have a raise for you... *raises middle finger* But seriously, all five of you are Surplus to Requirements, Transfer Listed, on the Unwanted List, and training with the U21s. Also, if any of you ever so much as glance in the direction of the first team squad I will call security and have them escort you from the premises. Good day gentlemen."

  • @PixxGokou
    @PixxGokouКүн бұрын

    the encourage could've been even better lmao, pausing every time it lights up and encouraging again yeah, that's me