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@SnowWhite_andthesevensnakes

Жыл бұрын

Clint, you are the Mr. Rogers of reptiles!! You try so hard to stay positive and appropriate even though we can see the growing frustration. I love it! LOL

@johnbraje7461

Жыл бұрын

Garial vs komodo?!! That's actually got me thinking..

@The_Dying_Rose

10 ай бұрын

Can I just say that grown men freaking out over children's books because of horrible inaccuracies is my new favorite movie genre

"Let's say the taipan gets struck by lightning and the gharial has a brain aneurism" I absolutely lost it when you said that XD

@malusignatius

Жыл бұрын

It was the voice of a zoologist who had finally ran out of fucks to give, but was too polite to say so.

@killdozer7792

Жыл бұрын

That is a sentence I never thought I'd hear and one I never knew I needed to hear.

@deserabailey8500

Жыл бұрын

LOL yes me too!!!

@margodphd

8 ай бұрын

Ah, a r/brandnewsentence 😂❤

@kendydawn

8 ай бұрын

Yes!! 😂

Clint’s mild-mannered but slowly escalating fury with the absurdity of this book gives me life. So yes, more of these videos please!

@theperfectbotsteve4916

Жыл бұрын

if he existed in star wars the sith you use him to live forever lol

@Zerzayar

Жыл бұрын

It starts slow but escalates quickly. 😂

@billysmith5409

Жыл бұрын

This video was hilarious watching the Mr. Rogers of reptile keepers slowly lose his grip on sanity had me rolling on the floor laughing!

@theperfectbotsteve4916

Жыл бұрын

@Liquid_Calcium28 how did it beat the rino

@theperfectbotsteve4916

Жыл бұрын

@Liquid_Calcium28 yeah that seems pretty unlikely assuming the rhinoceros attacked fist and rhinoceros normally do that but also the hippo definitely couldn't just one shot a rhino things have some thicc skin mean if it's in the water the rhino is at a disadvantage and that's really the only way that I can imagine the rhinoceros Losing but the hippo is still a strong Opponent so one shot from the horn would likely not be enough to completely kill it Instantly definitely depending on where it's hit though.

"The Chuckwalla could probably kill the Amphisbaenian if properly motivated" *Slides the Chuckwalla a fifty*

@alicecain4851

Жыл бұрын

Omgosh! I died laughing. Thanks for motivating the chuckwalla.

@malusignatius

Жыл бұрын

@@alicecain4851 Not a problem.

@marki_parki9224

Жыл бұрын

​@@malusignatiusslides it a $100 for the Mamba fight*

clint should absolutely write his own reptile rumble... and it will be insanely comprehensive, with like 500 different reptiles (which are all his favourites) with reasonable matchups in sensible locales.

@bhuggins6059

Жыл бұрын

YES

@bhuggins6059

Жыл бұрын

And dinosaurs or other animals because the dino one kinda SUCKS and Clint can branch out as a zoologist to other animals

@jame2870

Жыл бұрын

Ultimate raptor rumble?

@Raziel1984

Жыл бұрын

he would propably get sidetracked and the book would be 2 chapters long befor the first fight even starts XD

@darthplagueis13

Жыл бұрын

95% of the match-ups are "these animals are not inclined to fight each other. They completely ignore each other whilst continuing on their merry way, therefore withdrawing from the match"

Makes me think one might be written like this: "No Moose allowed in this book due to weight. On to round one Grizzly Bear vs Mountain Cottentail".

@ClintsReptiles

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! 😂

@Wingedshadowwolf

Жыл бұрын

Black bears are for sure quick enough to catch arctic hares!

@ironmammoth7

Жыл бұрын

That is so easy of course the cottentail wins. Bugs Bunny would school the sleepy bear!!! :D

@beccarevans

Жыл бұрын

The bear is hibernating and moving slowly! The rabbit runs away, stepping on a loose rock as it exits the bear's cave. The cave collapses, killing the bear. Rabbit wins! 😂

@Tareltonlives

Жыл бұрын

No elephants allowed- anyway, Douc Langur vs Golden Mole! Golden Mole 's tunnel collapse causes a sinkhole that swallows up the Langur! Golden Mole wins!

The chuckwalla enters the final round with its first contestant - the huge gharial with its mouth full of teeth. The chuckwalla is tiny and is a herbivore, and so doesn't stand much of a chance. The chuckwalla looks pretty nervous, standing in silence when - **ZAP!** A bolt of lightning strikes the gharial who falls to the floor immediately. **CHUCKWALLA WINS!** In the second part of the final round, the chuckwalla is facing the Inland Taipan, with its strong venom. The chuckwalla backs in fear, completely helpless, when - **SPLAT!** A sudden asteroid falls and lands on the Inland Taipan's head, killing it instantly. **CHUCKWALLA VICTORY !!**

@ClintsReptiles

Жыл бұрын

How it should have ended!

@Zerzayar

Жыл бұрын

It was struck by lightning and bitten by a snake. Donned a read headband and learned Kung Fu(ry).

@Tareltonlives

Жыл бұрын

(Chuckwalla high fives roadrunner)

@keksidy

Жыл бұрын

Gotta be honest, the chuckwalla's reliance on RNG is completely unfair and they need to be banned

@hondaaccord1399

Жыл бұрын

Certified chuckwalla dub

"A loose boulder" They actually decided to drop an anvil on the snake because it was too OP.

@killdozer7792

Жыл бұрын

Incidentally, in "The Ultimate Jungle Rumble", the black mamba competes and loses in the EXACT same way...except that in this case, a gorilla threw the rock at it.

@error-try-again-later

11 ай бұрын

Boulder ex machina

@dovewing8598

8 ай бұрын

@@killdozer7792 to be fair, at least a gorilla would actually be smart enough to do that at a snake, I don't think a chuckwalla would actually have the forethought to cause a loose boulder to fall on a snake lol

@chadgorosaurus4898

7 ай бұрын

That chuckwalla is living in a cartoon

@raisindetre866

Ай бұрын

Deus ex rockina

I can't believe the devs still haven't patched out the Chuckwalla boulder tech, absolutely game-breaking

@felixhenson9926

Жыл бұрын

Oh god now you've made me imagine a Clint/ TierZoo collab, that would be the DREAM

@roxelanaorc4065

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Hurricayne92

Жыл бұрын

@@felixhenson9926 I wish i could like this comment more than once, this is something we NEED

@EnderGraff1

10 ай бұрын

Literally a “rocks fall” moment for you DM to kill you in D&D

@jeremiahsaxton8967

8 ай бұрын

They tried to patch it out, but when they fixed the code that caused that, the game wouldn't boot up

Clint being exasperated at kids books is something I could watch for an hour straight

@kellybraun7048

Жыл бұрын

It makes me wonder what his reaction to the ZooBooks from the 90s would be… I’m sure there’s new info since then or things that have been disproven.

@shamrockshnake1366

Жыл бұрын

​@@kellybraun7048why not take it a step further and read some old children's dinosaur books. Stegosaurus with two brains and fire breathing parasaurolophus are pretty wild ideas I've read about as a kid lol

@kellybraun7048

Жыл бұрын

@@shamrockshnake1366 😂 I simply skipped a step and went from Zoobooks straight to fantasy stories like the flame spitting dragons of Pern.

@mailstorminurbox

11 ай бұрын

watch the ocean one after this, nearly an hour

That taipan is the goddang joker. It's not even fighting for food or the chance to win it's just fighting for the rush of potentially dying.

@malusignatius

Жыл бұрын

It's obviously drunk. Not much to do out in the middle of the Simpson Desert (the Inland Taipan's home range) except drink beers and get hissy. :P

@James-oi9vu

Жыл бұрын

Wit-hiss me!

I think the real reason the mamba died is because the author realized the mistake of their lineups halfway through writing the book and needed a more diverse final.

@bigkirbyhj666

Жыл бұрын

Nah this was done with actual animals and the results written down

@Someone45356

2 ай бұрын

@@bigkirbyhj666”numerous animals were hurt in the making of this book”

I’ve never been into what-if battles; whether it’s fiction or not, there are just too many variables that could affect the outcome. The falling boulder in this book was a wild twist lol.

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

It's hella pointless lol, like even if it's a D&D thing, you still have to take so many things into account.

@GoofyAhhBoxy

Жыл бұрын

like an ant could win against a tiger if the conditions are right

@carrott36

Жыл бұрын

@@GoofyAhhBoxy Ant VS Tiger Obviously the tiger is far bigger than the ant, so it should win. Right? So to make the fight more fair, it’s a baby tiger. The young tiger hasn’t been taught basic survival instincts and as soon as the ant crawls onto it and bites it, the tiger runs into a tree causing a branch to land on its head. The ant is small enough to fit into small gaps in the branch and escapes unharmed. Ant wins!

@Stofferex

Жыл бұрын

@@carrott36 that reminds me of "Jaguar vs Skunk" made by the same guy who did this book. He basically outright says that Jaguar has all the stats under its belt ...but the Skunk still wins cause *spray*

@GoofyAhhBoxy

Жыл бұрын

@@Stofferex there’s like 70 different ways the jaguar could have won

The boulder-to-the-head technique is how I usually defeat Polar Bears.

Trick question. The bird wins against all of these (or at least doesn't lose) by just flying away. The Fly technique is OP.

@lonely6924

Жыл бұрын

That’s called “hacking”

@iggiotto

Жыл бұрын

The authors would probably call that a forfeit lol

@KurNorock

Жыл бұрын

Running away doesn't count as winning a fight. That's literally losing.

@aardwolf6668

Жыл бұрын

​@@KurNorock that's a little debatable since a lot of times in nature, winning = living to see another day

@KurNorock

Жыл бұрын

@@samarnadra There is no bird that could lift a rock large enough to cause injury to an adult gharial or sea turtle.

Please review the other booklets. We need more sanity in children's educational materials. Thank you for fact checking these Clint!

@chadgorosaurus4898

Жыл бұрын

They made the lion win against the tiger 💀💀

@Unpainted_Huffhines

Жыл бұрын

​@@chadgorosaurus4898I remember hearing that lions are more used to fighting other lions than tigers are at fighting tigers, so that negates the slight size advantage of the tiger in a fight.

@chadgorosaurus4898

Жыл бұрын

@Unpainted_Huffhines I have that book

Clints reactions to these 2 things made me laugh so much. Im wiping tears 😂 1. The turtle on turtle violence 2. The chuckwallas success Side note: im still laughing at the gharials possible aneurysm

Please review all of these for as long as they are published. My kids and I had such a laugh at the commentary. "In the water, the green sea turtle could win by watching," has us in stitches. Your videos are so fun and educational.

I was thinking the chuckwalla would need divine intervention to win the fight with the mamba, and it did get it.

Okay, the ULTIMATE reptile rumble should definitely not have included a chuckwalla or an amphisbaenian, or anything that stood a chance against either one. Here are my picks for an actual ultimate reptile rumble. I'm choosing these because they each have unique abilities and are what I would consider to be the most powerful members of their category: Salt Water Crocodile - the biggest and most powerful crocodilian Komodo Dragon - the biggest and most powerful lizard, also venomous Reticulated Python - the longest snake King Cobra - the largest venomous snake Inland Taipan - the most venomous snake American Alligator - not as big and powerful as the Salty, but with much better mobility out of the water Common Snapping Turtle - It doesn't stand a chance, but this is probably the most dangerous kind of turtle, and they deserve some representation Spitting Cobra - Not only a venomous snake, but one with a ranged attack Green Anaconda - the heaviest snake Black Mamba - Fastest snake, still large and highly venomous Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake - The longest viper, with excellent camouflage and very long fangs. Crocodile Monitor - Another big monitor to make an even 12 I know that this list is weighted toward snakes, particularly venomous ones, but snakes seem to have the most unique gimmicks to them, and venom is a great equalizer in these kinds of fights. Snakes also hunt lizards a lot more than lizards hunt snakes, which kinda already knocks most lizards off the list. The poor snapping turtle is way out of its league, but it's the only turtle with any serious offensive capabilities, and it might even defeat one or two of the smaller snakes if it gets lucky. The Salt Water Croc definitely has the power to beat anything on this list if it gets in a bite, but it is not a sure winner by any means. Constrictors can and do take out crocodilians, and I think both the Retic and the Anaconda could take out even a Salty if they got a wrap on it. Of the venomous snakes, I think the King Cobra would be the most likely to emerge victorious. It does, after all, make its living by eating other snakes, and it has quite potent venom. The Rattlesnake could probably pierce the tough crocodilian hide with its long fangs, and could use its camouflage to surprise other opponents. The Spitting Cobra would be a bit of a wildcard, given its ranged attack, but I think the crocodilians, with their widely-spaced eyes and nictitating membranes would be able to beat it without much trouble. The Komodo Dragon would be a very strong contender, and could probably defeat most of the other animals in the lineup under the right conditions. The Anaconda, Retic, and Salty would be the biggest challenges for the Dragon, though, and I honestly don't see the Dragon beating the Salty. I would give the advantage in a battle between the American Alligator and the Komodo Dragon to the Dragon, though, since the Dragon has at least as good mobility and has the advantage of venom. One fight that I think would be interesting for showing off the relative abilities and the differences between the venomous snakes would be the Rattlesnake vs. the Spitting Cobra. The cobra could spit its venom and blind the rattlesnake, but the rattlesnake could in turn use its heat-sensing pits to locate and defeat the cobra, despite being blinded. The Retic vs Anaconda fight, if it happened, would be really hard to call, but I think I'd give the advantage to the Anaconda, since it's the heavier snake and doesn't have much of a length disadvantage. It might also be able to survive longer without oxygen, considering how much time it spends submerged in water, and so it might be able to win that way.

@lylelylecrocodile2538

Жыл бұрын

I very much prefer this lineup of reptiles than the ones we got in the actual book

This was great and made me smile. I am a special education primary teacher and can't wait to play this for my class. They love anything about animals. We have watched many of your videos as I am a new crested gecko owner and they want to know what I'm talking about . Yes please review the other books. Thank you

@flinthawkins13

Жыл бұрын

Haha as a teacher I can only imagine you showing the kids one of the "Best Pet" videos and then the kids go home asking their parents for a pet spider lol

@sr6061

Жыл бұрын

@Flint Hawkins yep, I also showed them pet kids ♡

@ninjag-o-g3150

Жыл бұрын

As a (now adult) special ed student, kudos and much respect to you for teaching those kids! Even though I'm sure the kids are a handful sometimes, you help a lot

That chuckwalla literally just said rocks fall everyone dies

Clint, your "luckiest Chuckwalla" bit was hilarious, I had a really good laugh, thank you! Would love to see your reaction & commentary to other "Ultimate Rumbles"! Keep up the good work and thank you for your amazing content, Clint!

I got so much enjoyment out of watching Clint rage at this book. Somebody please send him more outrageous children's books that he can scream at.

@CraftyZanTub

Жыл бұрын

You need to check out the Halloween vids and Clint having a tear at animal skeletons, usually bought at the dollar store.

@AVspectre

11 ай бұрын

@@CraftyZanTubYes! Those are great vids also!

Clint's sarcasm and rage at these books is hilarious 😂 More of this please! 🙏

This ABSOLUTELY needs to be a regular/permanent series! So fun, entertaining and educational!

I'm going to go with these books are a win. Yes they are silly and absolutely absurd, but that basically sums up my boys (and their friends) when they were young. A book that can hold the interest of a child, sprinkle some facts and education, and foster a love of reading is a win imo. That being said, Clint's reactions are a win for the adults who've had to suffer the absurd, so please do more

@alicecain4851

Жыл бұрын

You're absolutely right. My Mom was an elementary school teacher and was given a lot of grief when the other teacher's found out she was allowing her students to read Goosebumps, animè, and comic books. Mom's answer was to get the kids "reading anything! As long as they're reading!" I forgot that. Thank you.

@TheMiikka34

Жыл бұрын

@alicecain4851 You're welcome. I love books, and when my kids started school, I was blessed with teachers who had the same beliefs in books and reading as I did. My boys love reading, not so much at them moment as it's all university text books now, but I firmly believe they wouldn't be as successful today without the access to material they enjoyed as children.

@kezia8027

9 ай бұрын

it's a win to teach kids completely inaccurate and misleading information? and as to the 'as long as they're reading something' - what an asinine comment. Would you give greys anatomy to kids? would you let them read mein kampf? would you have them read the kama sutra? This complete disregard for critical thinking, or accuracy in something portraying itself as scientific, is actually the opposite of what we should be teaching kids. Entertaining for them sure, but just like I wouldn't dare let my children watch Keeping up with the Kardashians, because it isn't age appropriate and provides no real insight or value, this book perpetuates ignorance and encourages a lack of critical thinking. Both things that are vitally important in a childs development.

@georgerobins4110

7 ай бұрын

Minus the misinformation, I think these books are a fun idea! I remember I loved a sort of similar book called “101 most dangerous things on the planet” or something which taught me about a lot of cool weird stuff. Like ball lightning! It even gave survival tips for all of them (like how to get off of thin ice) This sort of stuff is a great way to get kids interested in science. And at least the misinformation isn’t… that bad? Like, the ocean rumble book had actually incorrect numbers for the sailfish 😂😂😂

@georgerobins4110

7 ай бұрын

@@kezia8027 There’s a lot of correct and interesting facts in this book. Clint says as much with his little “that’s true!” contributions. This book is a fictional scenario of animals kids think are cool having a fighting tournament. Could it be done better? Yes, definitely. Like, why disqualify so many of the coolest reptiles? Why is this the luckiest Chuckwalla in the universe? Why the heck did they have the gharial use its tail (which isn’t even whip-like) as a whip? Reptile Rumble isn’t even as bad as Ocean Rumble (which had actually incorrect fun facts (sailfish speed), a narwhal using its tusk like a shishkebab, an incorrect picture/name for the sea snake, venom being called “poison” multiple times, a stone fish killing a polar bear, squid arms being called “legs”, and a man o’ war defeating a leatherback sea turtle… which is a gelatinovore. That’s like horse vs grass and somehow the grass wins) Clint himself said in his review of Ultimate Ocean Rumble that the facts being accurate was the only strength of the Ultimate Reptile Rumble. And even ocean rumble did have some interesting and true information, like that man o’ wars are actually a bunch of smaller sea creatures not just one. Something I think is worth noting: the author seems to at least be improving their accuracy as they go. The infamously horrible Ocean Rumble was published in 2015. The comparatively less horrible Reptile Rumble was published in 2021. So, there’s that lol I agree that this book isn’t great, but it is still educational. It gets kids interested in science, particularly zoology. There are much better educational books for kids (like one of my absolute favourite books as a kid “First Encyclopedia of Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Life”) but a lot of kids won’t be interested in books that are overtly educational (especially if they have encyclopedia in the title lol), so silly “what if?” books can get those kids interested in learning. Also I can’t believe the outrageous comparisons you’re making lol I’m gonna write a whole other comment on those 😂😂

This was, by far, the most comedic episode of this channel. Bravo 😂

One major issue with any “who would win” things is a lot of it is complicated or doesn’t have one right answer and can go differently based on a number of factors. Like, who would win between a wolf pack and a moose? That’s a scenario that actually happens in nature plenty and has all sorts of results!

@James-oi9vu

Жыл бұрын

Between a wolf pack and a moose? The chuckwalla, obviously.

@hismajestylordsmenkhare5878

2 ай бұрын

Obviously all the wolves have heart attacks as they get ready to ambush the moose, and the moose unknowing is safe and wins by default obviously

"I WANT TO LAY MY TEETH IN THAT DING DANG GHARIAL" this was so hilarious and still very educational

These books are insane I remember when a Brown Bear and Polar bear fought the polar literally said there is no point in fighting and the brown bear won. But the craziest one was T-Rex vs a velociraptor pack, the velociraptor somehow won! I have no idea how a few raptors would win against a mega apex predator.

@killdozer7792

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I can explain that. The reason the Velociraptor won because the pack consisted of about 50+ individuals with the mentality of hornets and all swarmed the T. rex at once. Yeah, never mind the fact that an actual Velociraptor pack would probably be about eight at most, more likely a family group than an actual "pack" and certainly not be coordinated in that same manner as very social insects.

@Tareltonlives

Жыл бұрын

Oh man he needs to look at the others

@kR-qj7rw

Жыл бұрын

That's like saying 100 jackals can beat an African elephant it may annoy it to leave but it's just gonna get nibbled feet and the smaller animal die by the dozen lol

@viniciusc9004

10 ай бұрын

"I have no enemies" -polar bear

This was hilarious. When I heard the result of the green mamba / chuckwalla fight I realized whoever wrote this book has a sense of humor.

I felt so bad for the blue tongue and the chuckwalla like why were they entered into the heavyweight championships

I hope this becomes a series because this is what we need. Clint reacting to childrens books ahaahha 😂

This has easily become my favorite video lmao. I love seeing Clint so passionate and trying to contain his rage 😂😂 We love unhinged Clint

@alicecain4851

Жыл бұрын

Unhinged Clint needs to be a t-shirt.😅

As an Aussie the blue-tongue lizard/inland taipan fight made me laugh so much.

I will admit to laughing WAY more than I should have. Between the lightening strikes and brain aneurysms, I was rolling! Thank you, Clint. I so needed that!

Ah yes, I remember these books, I had every one of them back in second grade. I personally remember questioning how a Deathstalker Scorpion could beat an adult female Goliath Birdeater. 😅

Clint is going to write a very long dissertation-like letter to the author of this particular book I think.... On another note Clint now needs to make a lucky Chuckwalla t-shirt and/or keychain for his channel.

Was just thinking about the Steve Irwin documentary about the deadliest snakes in Australia, such a great documentary. When he was climbing under that house and lifted up the rubbish and that taipan was just looking at him like "Oh! Hey, how's it goin, mate?" 😆

Clint, you are the Mr. Rogers of reptiles!! You try so hard to stay positive and appropriate even though we can see the growing frustration. I love it! LOL

I would love a comic book about the Chuckwalla that has super luck.

Chuckwalla dislodging the rock was hilarious. Great commentary 😂 Do the other books.

@chadgorosaurus4898

7 ай бұрын

That Chuckwalla had main character syndrome

as an elementary school teacher with an entire library full of these books, this might be my favorite video you've made lmao

I'm a *MASSIVE* fan of Jerry Pallotta's "Who Would Win" book series, and this video was just a surprise and unexpected. Oh, and I would definitely love to see you review "Who Would Win ? Ultimate Dinosaur Rumble". 🤩

@user-xi5tp4pi6c

10 ай бұрын

Either a sauropod, trex or an ankylosaurid

@chadgorosaurus4898

7 ай бұрын

Sauropod wins. If Sauropods are "disqualified" for being "too big" then either a ceratopsian, hadrosaur, or ankylosaur would win.

The seriousness and indignation with which you address this book is one of the reasons we love you, Clint. Never change.

Clint, I know it might be a tall order with how busy you are between family, your reptile room, and filming for KZread, but I think it would be an amazing idea for you to write your own “Reptile Rumble”. I’d buy it and love it, my toddlers would love it as long as it wasn’t too graphic, and I’m sure many other fans would feel the same way! Much love from the Marshalls

Omg the reactions to the book was hilarious!!!! Please please review the other books!!!!

More! I am not a zoologist, but an animal nerd, so my kid didn't believe me when I had very similar predictions. I wholeheartedly think that any animal books that are anywhere near the realm of "non-fiction" need to be fact-checked by a zoologist!

"a rock fall and crush the combatant" is literally a running gag in DnD on how to cut fight fight shortly and anticlimactically. That was so ridiculous to see, thanks for the laugh !

You should definitely react to dinosaur match ups next. I'd also like to hear your commentary on this kind of animal fight mentality that a lot of people seem to have, especially when it comes to dinosaurs.

@Tareltonlives

Жыл бұрын

Oh god those were even more random

I do think a Gharial would have serious difficulty with a large sea turtle. Especially something like a leatherback that also has advantages in metabolism and weight. Still, it's kinda hilarious that it's even an option.

I loved watching Animal Face Off back in the early 2000s. It was very absurd and the CGI was poor quality. But I have to admit that there was something addictive about it despite its own absurdity. This brings me back to those days.

@Tareltonlives

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, big guilty pleasure of mine. The pointlessly elaborate robots and all the time and budget spent on their scenes, the awful CGI, the insane choreography of the fights, and the most ridiculous part- getting zoologists to trash talk each other.

@kR-qj7rw

Жыл бұрын

Blast from the past

"I AM NOT MAD" Clint is hilarious. As is this book.

This video took me back to second grade when I would reread these on repeat. Please do more of these!

I love how irritated clint was seeming to get with some of these matchups lol

Haha please do the other books! I work in a library and these books are super popular in the kid section. They always looked pretty absurd to me, an adult, and this video confirms my suspicions🤣 That chuckwalla was a pro though, I gotta give credit where credit is due

This was perfect. Genuinely hilarious

Thank you for reminding me of the chuckwalla, I had a model of one as a kid but I didn't really know anything about them. I'm glad it used the power of luck to make it so far.

"Gharial. Brain aneurysm. Dead." - A rage-induced fever dream, orated by Clint Laidlaw

You just unlocked a hidden memory for me. I remember reading those books in elementary school. That’s so cool that you have the books.

PLEASE review more of these! I love these books mostly for nostalgic purposes, but even as a 5 year old i knew that some of these had very unlikely outcomes to say the least. I need to you rip into these!

Yes please review them. I have never laughed so hard watching one of your videos before!

Hi, Clint I just wanted to let you know that I just finished watching every one of your videos(except some of the live streams but I'm on that too). I started watching them on the 11th of January this year so you can say I do enjoy them quite a bit. :) Keep up the great work you are doing educating people!

@ClintsReptiles

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Holy cow! That is a lot of watching!

@kristianminkov9631

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@@ClintsReptiles I watch almost all videos on 2x speed and that helps :P The only problem with that is when I watch on 1x everyone seem to speak so slow :D

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I'm trying to do the same thing right now. 2x the speed is genius! Too bad my phone doesn't have that capability

I'm definitely waiting for parts 2, 3, and possibly more. This was hilarious and so entertaining 🤣 next episode Please, Clint 🐍

This has quickly become one of my favorite videos from Clint, his sarcasm and reactions got me laughing 🤣

It was an entertaining break. So, sure, throw the others in when you figure we all could do with a laugh.

That sure was one lucky gharial avoiding that brain aneurysm

My daughter has a bunch of these books. She always asks me who would win and I give reasoned arguments that make sense on my limited knowledge. I'm wrong half the time because of their fictitious shenanigans 😂

"sneaky chuckwalla with those legs..."

Lol. Maybe my favorite Clint video ever! This was awesome!

More book readings please, this was hilarious 🤣

As a zoologist myself, this made me suffer with you. Also my guess is, that the people who wrote this googled "how fast is a sailfish" and just read 90 and put that there but it was 90km/h (which would at least be A LITTLE CLOSER).

This was so entertaining 😂 please read the other ones as well

This is the most calm, passive-aggressive anger I've seen from clint

this video made me laugh "the Fer-De-Lance gets struck by lightning and the Gharial has a brain aneurism" is the best thing I think ive heard in a while XD

I loved every part of this video and find the book so funny 😂 😂😂

I remember also getting really upset with one of these books as a mini-zoologist, though I can't remember which one. This was hilarious 😂

At this moment I cannot imagine wanting anything more then you reviewing the rest of books.

Definitely need to make this a series

This book could have done with the inclusion of birds, just to make it more interesting. Like for instance the shoebill stork, the one reptile that I think would have a fighting chance against the gharial that wouldn't be disqualified on account of being the biggest of its respective group. It's so bizarre though that the dragon's _length_ is what got it kicked out and not the speed, heft, resilience, raw strength, horror show of a mouth and the sheer aggression they display. The gharial is also such a weird choice for a crocodilian. I get that the snout is striking, but it's the most noteworthy crocodilian adapted specifically for exclusively small prey. They could have used a tomistoma or an American crocodile to get the best of both worlds, as well as have a smaller animal that would make the fights marginally less lopsided. This might just be my bias toward the Komodo dragon, but given the boulder trick, I can see a world where this book allowed it to fight before promptly getting its hunting strategy entirely wrong and the gharial dies of sepsis, or a world where it got the hunting strategy right and it jumps the gharial before an epic battle ensues.

Just saw you in Tyler Nolans video at Chandler's! What'd you think of his property, animals etc? That baby Camel is ridiculously cute & his set up for the Eurasian Eagle Own is super cool. His snake building is really coming along as well, Kevin's enclosure is huge. It's refreshing to see big snakes, reptiles etc being kept in enclosures that are actually big enough for them to thrive in.

I never knew I needed this.....now I want more. Critiquing amateur media on things you're an expert on.

Fierce snake getting hit by lightning and the gharial having a brain aneurysm almost gave me a spit take. Well done.

This video is absolute gold!! 😂 Would love to see more reviews (if you can bear to read the other books 🤭)! Your channel is so awesome, thank you for all of the great content!!! It's a joy to watch. 💛

yes, please do more. this was hilarious

what I wanna know is why the hell did the chuckwalla have a high ground exclusive advantage over an ARBOREAL SNAKE?

When the chuckwalla wins against the mamba, that wasn’t a battle to the death. That was a workplace accident.

Oh you poor, sweet man! You showed great patience, courage and fortitude against formidable odds. Great video!

I love this! Please go through the others :)

Yes please review more books I love your reactions lol this is definitely one of my favorite videos of yours 🙂

More, please! This had me in stitches the whole time!

Thanks Clint ! I’m really liking these “review “ videos and hope they continue!

Absolutely please review the dinosaur rumble! Really fun video :D

Oh mylanta, yes! Please read the other two, as well. This was a hoot!

I would love to see more book reviews from Clint!

I haven't laughed this much in a while. Please do more. Love all your vids brother.

Absolutely read those other two books!. I had a great time I had a great time and switched my vote to the luckiest chuckwalla in the world. And laughing out loud at Clint's assessments of the battles!

the only reason the green mamba lost is because they didn't want it to be snake v snake v crocodile, really the snapping turtle should've won to be snake v turtle v gharial

Your frustration had me cracking up. This was so entertaining lol