I once watched this for a night in with my ex and her family. 90 minutes I will never get back. Adding that to also having to watch the Clash of the Titans remake and her thinking that Jack and Jill is "really funny". You see now why I said ex.

kermode can shoehorn in stanley kubrick into anything, even a terrible kevin james vehicle

"Les Fleurs du Mall" Hahahaha; Baudelaire ftw!

lol! I loved it when Kermode was like "1. I was right"

Didn't expect a casual Baudelaire reference, lol; well played

THANK GOD somebody else hated 'Mall Cop'! I could tell from the the 'Zookeeper' trailer that it was essentially Paul Blart in a zoo.

The woman with short hair who's always with them is really cute.

Les Fleurs du Mall. Haha ))

@PurpleShades1 There's nothing wrong with what Kermode said. "Loads" doesn't necessarily equate into everybody or even most.

what's a "push me-pull you" scene? (sorry havent been a listener for long)

@barbarakirk1451

7 жыл бұрын

Simon Mayo was referring to the Pushmi-Pullyu animal in Dr. Dolittle; a llama with two heads.

@6:38 their reaction is hilarious

@PurpleShades1: The fact that supposed comedians like Kevin James and Ray Romano were on tv for soo long is in insult to actual comedians who are funny and entertaining.

What does Mark have against John Goodman?

@lapislazuli5035

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing. He said that Kevin James is a low rent John Goodman.

@Chopofiev Their clip about this film is hilarious!

@PurpleShades1 No one has ever done a film about a skateboarding necrophiliac who actually doesn't have legs or a skateboard but it doesn't mean it should be done. I'm more offended someone's allowed Will Smith to choose people to be in his films, because he shouldnae be in any. Adam Sandler's alright though on account of Punchdrunk Love.

@dinolast i pronounce you chuck and larry wasnt bad at all

Kevin James is noooooooooooooooooooooooot funny. Not in King of Queens, not in Mall Cop, not ever. 'Nuff said.

@iannelson5933

4 жыл бұрын

Mate this is an understatement

Google "red letter media the zookeeper" video review..

Is Mark divorced?

I thought Kevin James was really funny in Monster House

@123rockfan

3 жыл бұрын

@@lanceash I think he’s downright unwatchable in the Paul Blart and Grown Ups movies but I think the dialogue and his vocal delivery is genuinely funny in Monster House. Especially how he interacts with Nick Cannon

I liked him in King of Queens, but so far Kevin James has been terrible in the movies he's been in

I agree with Mark, this movie really did suck.

@PurpleShades1 A security guard is hardly pushing the boat out in terms of originality, I saw the film Fear the other night where one is the main character. Besides, what good is an original idea if it's in a cack film? I'd rather something hacknayed done well than something leftfield done shite. People also thought the earth was flat at one point too, which suggests we shouldn't place too much stock in other people's judgment. I don't give a toss if Will Smith thinks he's good.

Great entertainment, it did what it said on the tin

@PurpleShades1 Yes, I got that admittedly difficult bit, but many, many people liked Hitler, burning 'witches' at the stake and ABBA, which shows people, even loads of them, liking something doesnae mean it's good or right, just that it's popular.

Oh my good god! What a crap film.

Mayo = not funny!