Wichita : You're so cute together. I like it. Narrator -"She did not, in fact, like it."

@Kinobambino

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@finnishfatman

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason that narrator bit was voiced by Morgan Freeman in my head 😂

@fablucia

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnishfatman 😆 the only valid voice for grumpy inner monologs 👌

@DeusVultGamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnishfatman you're not alone

@pananay3192

2 жыл бұрын

@@finnishfatman Lmao same

Madison might not have a Stephen Hawking intellect, nor might she have Black Widow fighting skills, but she saved Wichita's life when she boldly jumped in front of the zombie charging at Wichita and shot it with pepper spray...

@nf7283

3 жыл бұрын

its a film

@timeless9499

3 жыл бұрын

@@nf7283 and? lol

@AlexanderPR2

2 жыл бұрын

@@nf7283 Of course it is!

@zenex1741

2 жыл бұрын

@@nf7283 No, this actually happened. I was the pepper spray.

@chochtopf8682

Жыл бұрын

@@nf7283 it's a comment

She's my last two braincells being in a mood lmao

Great character. The actress played it so well. Whenever someone can play that kind of doofy character that perfectly, they’re usually smart.

@animesloversunited9069

2 жыл бұрын

1oo

"You know what?! I think you're right! It did belong to the first... Lady." "Well, i think it was given to the first lady, but she heartlessly rejected it." Love that snapback. Great line.

Why is Wichita mad? She ran away and was gone for a month (That's what it said in the movie). She has no right to be mad that he met someone else. The woman he has been dating for years, just up and leaves. He has every right to move on

@ozbej5988

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@isabellascott3443

2 жыл бұрын

@Steiner sounds like a guy who never had a girl in his life

@coltonkleins

2 жыл бұрын

@Steiner yeah definitely never had a woman in your life, even your mom!

@TheStraightestWhitest

2 жыл бұрын

@@isabellascott3443 Ah yes, when confronted by facts you cannot logically or factually refute, use ''incel'' insult to defame the one making the argument so as to remove the need to tackle it. The mainstream media has taught you well.

@marksantiago9841

2 жыл бұрын

Its kinda cute that she is jealous though.

Emma getting jealous is GOLD 😂

@wangchutamang3685

Жыл бұрын

@PALUMBO DEJVID Darn right

Madison made Emma look like bitter old lady 🤣🤣🤣

@animesloversunited9069

2 жыл бұрын

ji bhaiya

Wichita acting like she wasn’t in the wrong for ditching Columbus then getting mad when he scores right after 😑

Madison is so cute.

@KoId.

3 жыл бұрын

No she ain’t

@K-ron33

3 жыл бұрын

I love that girl. She had me laughing the hole damn movie

@proxy6226

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah while I was hating on Wichita I was falling for Madison

@BritishTeaSipper

3 жыл бұрын

Shes annoying 🤣

@stelrex7293

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she seems like a very fun person to hang out with. In fact she also took the time to listen and remember to all the 73 rules that Columbus told her which was so sweet.

Zoey Deutsch was so good in this role that she actually won me over and made Wichita look annoyingly bitter

i am sorry but Wichita (emma) has no right to b angry shes the 1 that up and left ..... again

@jaydenwahobin2763

3 жыл бұрын

right? it lowkey ruins the movie for me lmao but im just a hater

"now you're not" "now you are" "now you're not" "now you are" "Tiny, Big, Tiny, Big, TINY!"

2:07 you can catch a glimpse on the cameraman's fingers 🤣

@FlashKenTutorials

3 жыл бұрын

I think it might be the middle finger?

0:55 was just awkward af if you keep repeating it

Madison is so well casted! Love it!!

“We were on a break” 😜

@antred11

3 жыл бұрын

Haha!

“ *KI C* ?! “ “Huh?” “ *KI C* ?!” 😂💖😂

We're laughing and all but image how nice the planet would be, if all people would be the same IQ as Madison? Maybe a bit highier, just so the population would actually survive, but other than that, there would be no wars and all other atrocities. Just a beautiful unicorn paradise.

@leojedas

3 жыл бұрын

Lol think that world might scare me if I had got taken from this one and put into that one. Sadly used to all this violence to suddenly be placed into a violence free world my mind might break from too much peace and kindness. But do wish it was more like that though

@Notdjsbjj

3 жыл бұрын

We'd probably not have developed anywhere near to the extent we have now though.

@SM-xd2xv

3 жыл бұрын

@@Notdjsbjj False.

@Notdjsbjj

3 жыл бұрын

@@SM-xd2xv True.

@Notdjsbjj

2 жыл бұрын

@Digvijay Sisodia Definitely has an incredibly high kill count. Thanks exporters of "freedom".

Madison was probably the best part of this movie.

Emma Stone is being so negative. I would choose Zoey Deutch over her.

@IceWarrior101

3 жыл бұрын

lol...

@karimshebeika8010

3 жыл бұрын

you know that Emma Stone is actually acting there.

@IceWarrior101

3 жыл бұрын

@@karimshebeika8010 They don't get that lol.. They're judging who they are as a person by their characters in this movie lol..

@needles1987

3 жыл бұрын

@@karimshebeika8010 I was talking about the character, not the actress.

@karimshebeika8010

3 жыл бұрын

@@needles1987 i know but i had to

Your cute together I like it awww😂😂

@alexandernicholas5309

3 жыл бұрын

Then she makes the cat piss smelling face.

@cassiecage714

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandernicholas5309 hahaha😂

@Wickedreptiles

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called jealousy

@cassiecage714

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wickedreptiles honestly i wishe he just got with Madison in the end of was just alone Wichita was a bitter bitch to him this WHOLE movie I liked her in the first one but she got NO character development in this one and I love Madison❤

@sandeepchaudhary9670

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Wichita’s attitude in this movie is something I never understood about women, where even when they leave a guy they still wanna be the center of that guy’s whole universe

@juantorres-fk7bk

2 жыл бұрын

Well as much as they make fun of fragile male egos, they themselves tend to have even more fragile female egos.

@johnnyvivic8730

2 жыл бұрын

Only if that guy finds another woman. That changes their perspective.

@TheStraightestWhitest

2 жыл бұрын

It's laid on pretty thick in this film, but far from unrealistic. She even outright says she only liked Columbus due to lack of options. He wasn't a prize man. That is, until this hotter, younger girl apparently also seems to like him. She realises there must've been something she missed, causing renewed interest. Try this: Go out to a bar or nightclub as usual, then do it exactly the same way next weekend but with a fake wedding ring on your finger. Watch how much more attention you'll get from women in the latter case. Me and my brother have tried it. It's nuts. When he walks around with his girlfriend too, he gets more attention from women than when he's alone. Women want a man other women want or even already have. It's how they instinctively select their partners. Because if other women latch onto him, there has to be something worthwhile about him, right? The logic is there. It's just morally bankrupt and extremely easy to abuse, like lying to a child. Women are slaves to instinct. They can't escape it. 92% Of women on Bumble want the top 6% of men in just height alone...

@mansbestcomrade6315

2 жыл бұрын

Its true, seems to be very common that even when they are not interested in a guy they like their attention, and when the guy moves on for some reason they get jealous... Have seen a few female friends joke about it too.

This is awesome she is adorable

How the h*ll did she survive!

@kylegoyak

3 жыл бұрын

Easy. She stayed in the freezer

@adamarato17

3 жыл бұрын

It was easy cuz zombies eat brains

@thelastjuiceblender5915

3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't have brains thats why lol

@legendiamond8912

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamarato17 hahahaha

@SharkAcademy

3 жыл бұрын

Cause she’s actually really smart

That honk when her head hit the steering wheel 🤣

I tied laughing when she started with those binoculars

0:33 So that’s what happens when you don’t put your seatbelt on. 😂

@stespin

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why the clacson tap always cracks me

@ismu34

2 жыл бұрын

Much better than the lady in part 1 lol

I love Zombieland

1:55 can you see that??🤣🤣

@wsky7-421

2 жыл бұрын

😂😭

ZOEY DEUTSCH IS SOOOOOO UNDERATED....SHOULD HAVE WON AN OSCAR FOR THIS ROLE...SHE WAS AMAZING...SHE PRACTICALLY STOLE THE PART 2 INSTALMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ROOKTABULA

3 жыл бұрын

OnFg. We're doomed as a society

@valentin7693

3 жыл бұрын

Am oscar? You're fucking kidding me right?

@uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504

3 жыл бұрын

Not like Oscar's are worth anything anyway joe rogan gets more viewers

@JohnDoe-fm6md

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Just because the character is a ditz doesn’t mean the acting wasn’t great. She absolutely owned every scene she was in

@oofowie8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504 what kind of logic is that? I don't watch the Oscars, but if viewership = quality, then you must think Justin Bieber is the greatest musician of all time

It is so funny when she was MAAAD, and punching him with words .... "SWEET, AAAAAh" lol

i cant help but think that people who dislike madison are people who dont know how to enjoy themself

@AlexanderPR2

2 жыл бұрын

They are that kind of childish person who pretends to be an adult. I'd rather have the company of someone like Madison than a pain in the ass like Wichita.

0:32 her head is a horn magnet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Madison spinoff now please 🙏 XD

I love Madison, even more than Wichita.

Zoey Deutch is so cute

He's very bendy 😂😂😂😂

Now u not now u are now u not now u are 😆😆😆....

2:06 anyone see the finger pop up at the bottom right of the screen

@youngeshmoney

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap LMAO

@sweetdannyandlisa6537

3 жыл бұрын

tf hahaha

@skins4thewin

3 жыл бұрын

Lol probably an early cam copy or something.

She’s annoyingly adorable 😆

@kcandrea6281

2 ай бұрын

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Wichita and Columbus arguing while Madison doesn't know what they are arguing about....

2021!

Emma stone is my fav

They couldn't come up with a better joke than the backwards binoculars?? That joke was old when I was a kid! It doesn't give me much hope for this movie.

0:54 wish I get someone who feels that way when I am someone else

W : You can borrow my strappy sandals C : They're not very nice people What?. It's obviously called jealousy

Let's face the truth......we all love Madison more than Wichita!!😂🤣😂💕💕💕💕💕🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I love Madison

you know how i feel about clowns

i just read the title and realized it says "double tap the first lady "

I've never seen this movie but it looks hilarious

@maerosss

3 жыл бұрын

This was 2 weeks ago. Have you seen it now? If not, then why not??!!!! It's great movie(both of them)! Watch. It. Now! .... Are you looking at it? How about now? And now? And now? And now? And now?......

@jordanmiller4648

3 жыл бұрын

@@maerosss And now? And now? How about now? Huh? TELL ME! HAVE YOU FUCKIN DONE IT!!!!!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

@db5094

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT ABOUT NOW LOSER HAVE YOU WATCHED IT. H A V E Y O U

@thebeddoctor4273

3 жыл бұрын

@@db5094 no , I'm still a loser lol. Is it streaming somewhere?

@daoistsaintmasterofthenasc6220

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebeddoctor4273 You might get mad for this but you can download the movie "illegally" dunno if you're from a country who jails people who do those things but there's that option . ..."foumovies" perhaps ?

I would’ve told Witchita to keep her mouth shut since she broke up with me

Don't forget that she was in Ed Sheeran Perfect music video.

What kind of idiot would turn down a ring like this?💎💍

😢

#Bimbonationbby gotta love em, they keep you sane and safe

I love Columbus than Wichita is my favorite hero and heroine

What if She is just trolling everyone

Did anyone else spot the camera name finger in 2:07

Wichita suffering from old stone woman

Typical crazy woman response. She ran off, then gets mad when the guy finds someone else. Was he supposed to stay single on the off chance that you returned during an apocalypse when your options are slim and none?

It's crazy how much of an old prune Emma Stone looks in this next to Maddison

Did anyone saw finger below at 2:07 ???

Damn, imagine being the guy who makes Emma Stone jealous...she's insanely hot

I love Madison, I’d definitely be with her…..

0:18, 0:19, 0:20, 0:31, 0:33, 0:34, 0:44, 0:45, 0:49, 0:59, 1:26, 1:27, 1:40, 1:47, 1:48, 2:08, 2:14, 2:15, 2:32, 2:33, 2:34, 2:35, 2:36, 2:38, 2:56, 2:58, 3:03

0:32 just fucking break-checks her. XD

where the small daughter

@totalhufflepuff203

3 жыл бұрын

She ran off to smoke weed with a hippie, and the gang is trying to find her.

#Supercute #superchubby #supperchubbycute

Emma stone is so hot

In reality the old guy would had take one of thoooosseeee

@gagecole4913

2 жыл бұрын

The girls? Neither would be interested.

@myshepspud1

Жыл бұрын

You say that. But women like "confidence"

Why would you give up sexy intelligent Emma Stone for almost clueless girl? (No offense, Madison)

@user-ce3lf2mp2y

Жыл бұрын

He didn't give her up, she left him. Not for any good reason ether. Madison may not have brains but she didn't treat him like crap ether.

Emma... Marry Me 😍

Keeping the stereotype of blonde and dumb alive

I bet she's a screamer

Madison is as sharp as a bowling ball

Is it bad I want Zombieland irl?

@donnymcjonny6531

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@eddiemaciejewski9445

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Statistically we are all fucked. They are like tbe last 5 people in america. Odds are we dont make it bruther

@duskplains1235

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddiemaciejewski9445 true. It would be nice to be as free as the characters in the film.

@gagecole4913

2 жыл бұрын

@@duskplains1235 Only if you live. 99.9% of people die.

Thats what I like about Zombieland.......................................More men dying and more women surving which makes the available men so much in demand.

Mila kunis is so cute.

@legendofthefall7082

3 жыл бұрын

Mila Kunis? She’s not even in this movie dude

@markc7955

3 жыл бұрын

@@legendofthefall7082 😜

@123RADIOactive

3 жыл бұрын

@@newman793 *you’re. If you’re going to call someone out as a failure, don’t be one yourself. 🤷‍♂️

@user-fc5mz6qh4g

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Why the hell did you bother to post this? These are supposed to be the BEST movie clips, not the dullest.

@RoninMilli

3 жыл бұрын

Why the hell did you bother to WATCH THIS if you dont like it? 😂 dinkus

I didn't like this movie because of Madison when I first watch this movie and she came on screen I turned it off this movie would been better without Madison in it