I love how Tallahassee casually mentions rule 32, showing he does care about Columbus's rules

@sebchambers6055

Жыл бұрын

I mean that was a clever joke

@blackwingdragonmasta

Жыл бұрын

Well it shows he remembers not that he cares

@NotHere07

Жыл бұрын

Tallahassee technically made that rule. That's why he always goes for the twinkies even tho its risky. Columbus adapted/integrated Tallahassee's philosophy as one of his rules. During the first movie, T-man is a free spirit while Columbus is obsessed about not breaking his rules, he doesn't know how to enjoy small things before they met.

@LMB02

11 ай бұрын

Well it has been 10 years

@JJNAX

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, it is good rules.

Tallahassee is the dad little Rock never asked for, but the one she definately needed.

@ben_cena

Жыл бұрын

Very true

@darlenebuck431

Жыл бұрын

a father objecting to who ihs daughter dates. the three of them became a family.

@salvagemonster3612

5 ай бұрын

I really can’t believe you said that. You do know this isn’t a documentary?

@faithgarcia8660

2 ай бұрын

TallahasseeisThedad For,ButTheOneSheDeFlnateIyneeded.IittlrROCKneverasKed

Other zombie apocalypse movies: absolute living hell, constant danger of disease, dehydration and hunger, nevermind the zombies. Zombie Land: we own the white house and half of NASA.

@Eddi3xBac0n

Жыл бұрын

and they have code red mountain dew

@blackwingdragonmasta

Жыл бұрын

They don't own it, most of the world is dead so there's nobody to tell them where to go or what to do

@KrisRN23935

Жыл бұрын

​@@Eddi3xBac0n To Columbus the best part.😂

@DavidMartinez-ce3lp

Жыл бұрын

@@Eddi3xBac0n that's the best Mountain Dew flavor

@kedabro1957

6 күн бұрын

You have 420 likes!

I gotta side with Columbus on this whole thing. 😆

@jamespildis579

Жыл бұрын

""We were on a BREAK" - Ross Geller" - Columbus

@jeffreypeters2803

Жыл бұрын

​@@jamespildis579 I mean as far as he knew he was never going to see her again

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

It's not like they left contact details so they could meet, and cellphones kinda stopped working, so them meeting again would have been pure luck

@mregskwach6037

2 ай бұрын

compliments and booty vs threats and robbery. pretty simple choice.

@recoil53

Ай бұрын

@@mregskwach6037 Zoey Deutch with years of pent up sexual energy is also a pretty simple choice.

2:30 Witchita and Colombus casually sipping their drink while watching Tallahasse throwing tantrums are so hilarious. It's like a Tuesdays to them

Lol typical. Wichita leaves in fear of commitment and still gets jealous the guy she abandoned moved on 😂. I really wished he chose Madison

@squirrelsinjacket1804

7 ай бұрын

He'd get bored of Madison after a few months and her dumbness.

@gonasf

6 ай бұрын

nope thats the best@@squirrelsinjacket1804

@viperrecords3288

29 күн бұрын

@@squirrelsinjacket1804I’d get bored of some miserable beach who doesn’t appreciate me. People should always avoid people like this.

@JDog2656

23 күн бұрын

In fairness it was only a few months

@joegerhard615

14 күн бұрын

​@JDog2656 they were in love though. Even if they weren't, it is not cool to leave someone like that

Madison is actually a better person, and much nicer, than Wichita.

@wesleyc8101

Жыл бұрын

Very true but she’s a little dumb lol and that’s okay 😅

@DavidMartinez-ce3lp

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, honestly

@ginoborrero2222

Жыл бұрын

💯

@fletchbg

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if that goes for the cities too

@echolot

Жыл бұрын

and way hotter too!

That burn at the end, though. Columbus holding nothing back on Wichita, lol.

@Em_Rey

10 ай бұрын

😂😂🎉🎉

@faithgarcia8660

2 ай бұрын

ThatBurnatTheEnd,ThOugh. HOIDinfNothingBackon WiChita,loICOlumbus

"Supposed to be killing the Dead, not following them" is one of the greatest lines ever lol

@OnLepeloT

5 ай бұрын

We must remember that you shouldn't be invited to the funeral

@Abelthomas23

4 ай бұрын

Grateful dead

Woody Harrelson has only become better and better with every movie he has been in. Did not like him much in the beginning, but he has really become one of my favorite actors today.

@deanj846

Жыл бұрын

Kingpin is comedy gold,give it a watch if you've never seen it..

@samuelbenitez880

Жыл бұрын

in Breaking bad he was superb

@gabepizza

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelbenitez880 he wasn't in Breaking Bad

@samuelbenitez880

Жыл бұрын

@@gabepizza wait he didn’t play walters wife? Eye opening thx

@dustinolvey8877

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean Cheers or the original Zombieland?

Pacifism in a zombie apocalypse is morally wrong, it is the duty of everyone able bodied to thin the horde and reclaim the world for humanity.

@gottfriedhub

Жыл бұрын

Fuck humanity

@legitplayin6977

Жыл бұрын

Nah, humanity sucks tbh

@Tomas_2555

Жыл бұрын

@@legitplayin6977 No it doesn’t

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

​@@Tomas_2555Nono, he got a point

@camnunes8847

8 ай бұрын

​@@legitplayin6977yeah it does, but zombies are worse

She's not dating a musician, Tal. Did you hear how false his singing is in the cutaway? She's dating a hippie. Way worse.

@nottoomuchchesthair3119

Жыл бұрын

What I said

@blackwingdragonmasta

Жыл бұрын

Well he plays music so he is a musician. Doesn't mean he's a good one.

@brmbkl

Жыл бұрын

@@blackwingdragonmasta I cut grass, doesnt mean I’m a gardener.

@Emma_madison

Жыл бұрын

@@brmbkl Kwame brown was the most terrible NBA player in the league during his days But it doesn't mean he wasn't a basketball player 🤷

@Vahjina-ihtir

5 ай бұрын

​@@Emma_madisoni play basketball doesnt mean im a basketball player

I love how Emma Stone's big eyes dial every emotion and moment up to 11, they make those sarcastic 'WOW!'s when Madison appears golden :-)

@TheWPhilosopher

9 ай бұрын

They are amazing at emoting and in Cruella even greater!

@jvelez1998

8 ай бұрын

That is my favorite scene actually… Emma’s expression is priceless!! 😅😮

@shelldie8523

7 ай бұрын

She's been gone a month for ffs

Dumps him and is then pissed off he hooked up with another woman lol

@user-ly5oo2hd7p

5 ай бұрын

Showing simp who is the boss

@Abelthomas23

4 ай бұрын

Typ

@derrickbird9676

21 сағат бұрын

That sounds on par for a woman

I loved this movie but haven't re-watched it in years. Upon re-viewing I realized how well put together the first scene is; how the camera pans back and forth to favor each actor as the conversation favors them, then his line about a turning point in the relationship, subtle grin on both actors acknowledging the gag, then, concludes with the actual turning point. Awesome.

@khanjare

10 ай бұрын

that's made up lol. its just basic movement to show each side of conversation but it's a long shot instead of cuts

1:15 I just realized drinking Mountain Dew Code Red in a mug is a callback to first movie.

“I own a musket for home defense because that’s what the founding fathers intended..”

@StandWatie1862

Жыл бұрын

I own a canon

@scotts148

Жыл бұрын

Triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up

@vast9467

Жыл бұрын

I nailed the neighbors dog with a bullet because my pistol was smooth bore

@natesmith2408

5 ай бұрын

"TALLY HO LADS!"

@faithgarcia8660

2 ай бұрын

"IOwnaMuSKetForhomeDeFense That'sWhatTheFOunding FaThersintEnded...." DeFenseBeCause

He LOVES Elvis, so the musician thing wasn't the dealbreaker Pacifist in a Zombie apocalypse, tho😅

@Ale-dd3ek

11 ай бұрын

Honestly in a zombie apocalypse a musician wouldn't be Bad At least he can cheer you up

@MadGamer55100

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ale-dd3ekKinda hard to play music when zombies are enjoying their no-longer walking happy meals

lvoe how she left him but somehow he still has to feel bad for finding someone new

@champloo7

Жыл бұрын

LOL modern women amirite

@NormanTiner

Жыл бұрын

I was dumped but happened to meet someone new right after, so rather than sulking I went on a date and slept with the other girl... Then I was the bad guy. Except she lost her say over who I fuck when she told me to fuck off.

@Em_Rey

10 ай бұрын

​@@champloo7wamen ☕️

2:12 I was freakin rolling at this point and this made it even better

@johnnk3256

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Love how they have a full stash of high powered, fully automatic weapons at this point, but decide to go with washingtons ol' flintlock and a katana lmao

@Cpt.Ravioli

5 ай бұрын

I mean a katana would be awsome for that but the flintlock 😂 na

Madison would be the better woman to have around honestly

@colelawton4901

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hands down, every day of the week. Anyone with the slightest self respect and half a dick would do a leap frog over a chick like Wichita for one like Madison.

@champloo7

Жыл бұрын

Hands down. Every mans dream lol

8:10 THE funniest moment: "Travel light!" 😅

Woody's reaction to learning the dude is not only from Berkley CA but that he's a pansy is spot on and every father should have the same reaction to learning such terrible news about his daughter.

@UserJWR

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it's Berklee, as in the music college in Boston. Huh.

@jayhemfindsyou

Жыл бұрын

@@UserJWR Dude is clearly a modern day hippie who smokes pot on the California beach and plays his guitar while his rich parent's think he's attending classes. He's not a music student. 😄

@tenjenk

Жыл бұрын

I love how based on Witchita's expressions, she has the exact same feelings on the matter.

@FutureChaosTV

Жыл бұрын

Daddy Issues?

@DavidMartinez-ce3lp

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, it was great!

The crazy thing is that Whichita wouldn’t of returned if Little Rock never left her 🤡

classic of Wichita to get upset at Columbus for moving on when she left in the first place

@NameSpaceVoid

2 ай бұрын

her entire role is to sneer at things. I'd take the dumb blonde over her too

I think it’s great that they both became such good fucking friends between the first and the second movie, to the point that woody knew the rules by heart.

I agree with Tallahassee I was surprised when Little Rock did that to her own sister Wichita I enjoy that scene every time

drops him dissapears for a month gets mad at him moving on how dare she

@sputzelein

8 ай бұрын

Women in a nutshell🤣 Watch and learn.

@l.b.2392

6 ай бұрын

​@@sputzelein classic

When I was younger I thought I wanted Wichita but now that I’m grown I see Maddison’s value. I thought it was “smart girl with personality vs dumb Barbie” but it’s actually “selfish bitch vs nice girl”

@benja_mint

9 ай бұрын

Madison is nice but it would be hard to respect her as a partner since she's so air headed

@evannatland5151

9 ай бұрын

@@benja_mint see she’s actually not tho. She just has a really nice and submissive personality that I actually would end up enjoying more than wichitas selfish attitude.

@thevaccinator666

8 ай бұрын

100%, I'll take dumb and nice over smart and cynical anyday.

@keno1069

7 ай бұрын

I don't see her as dumb, but I'm from California, so what do I know? haha

@adrianbelko7683

6 ай бұрын

​@@evannatland5151 my thoughts exactly, I'd have wifed her up and protected her at all costs

Madison is the air head we all need 😂

I love how hard it was for him to get through the damn door

Madison is best thing about this movie

Everyone saying Madison is better for Columbus is right, but that's not who he fell in love with.

@jimmyreece5781

11 ай бұрын

No, theyre not right.

@jmdevon5117

9 ай бұрын

​@jimmyreece5781 they actually are right. Why settle for someone who's gonna keep running when they reach a certain point in their relationship? Before you know it she's gonna hook up with someone manlier and better looking with a bad boy stigma. We clearly see she never met a guy their age yet with a different personality. So all we know she could just be settling because he's all the world offered her. Her sister already said she like bad boys in the first one so who's to say they won't run into any of them down the line?

@jimmyreece5781

9 ай бұрын

@jmdevon5117 By the end of the second movie, he was already done with her. If he doesn't even like her anymore, how are you gonna try to say he should be with her?

@bonD6002

19 күн бұрын

​@@jimmyreece5781 they are right because Columbus said she isnt her type

Madison stole the spotlight in the movie

I love how we never really know if Maddison is her real name or the name of where she's from.

@__-fr9ek

Жыл бұрын

It's her name, she doesn't know about how they use where they are from as their name, not to mention she's not the brightest of characters.

@johnrodgers8457

Жыл бұрын

@@__-fr9ek I disagree. She was smart enough to survive and every single other character has the name of a city.

@jmdevon5117

10 ай бұрын

Or it could be both her name could be Madison and she is from there which would be the irony.

@johnrodgers8457

10 ай бұрын

@@jmdevon5117 kind of what i was thinking

@MadGamer55100

2 ай бұрын

​@johnrodgers8457 I don't think she survived by wits. Remember, she hid in a mall freezer for years. Not to mention she doesn't understand how zombies work

FFS did they really have to make him more canadian? 😂😂😂 Love you beck!!!

@Em_Rey

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🎉🎉

I love it when they give Emma Stone the best lines!

@WatchThatFirstStep

11 ай бұрын

They give Emma Stone lines and she makes them the best.

2:19 me when I lose a battle in a game 😂

"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!" - Ross in behalf of Columbus.

"A MUSICIAN!!" cracks me up every time lol.

7:53 the way emma stone says GIRRLFRIEEEEENDD 😂

-is that your sister?: the smartest thing ever said by Zoe Dutch's character! this movie wasn't that bad, was it?

"You have a beautiful voice." This being said to someone who is part of the main cast of a musical sitcom who barely ever sings.

@meigrice

14 сағат бұрын

I’m just saying it’s super ironic.

Emma Stone's Wichita kind of scares the hell out of me. When her eyes turn mean 5:52 I would question my survival over the next few moments!

I hope they all come back for a 3rd, enjoy these movies so much.

Madison really shines a spotlight on how shitty Wichita is as a person.

I love that!! How many tines I’ve wanted to shut the back of an SUV or whatever.

"Is that your sister?" hahahahaha

I thought that #2 was just as funny as #1. Definitely worth the wait.

I want a third film of this

@DavidMartinez-ce3lp

Жыл бұрын

😂In another 10 years

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

​@@DavidMartinez-ce3lpworth it

@DavidMartinez-ce3lp

Жыл бұрын

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 agreed

Columbus finally had a good woman who treated him well and respected him. And he threw it all away (getting her killed in the process) to help his toxic bitch of an ex. He needed a father figure in Tallahassee just as much as Little Rock did, but he thought he was too smart to listen to anybody but himself.

@KrisRN23935

Жыл бұрын

Madison isn't dead.

@champloo7

Жыл бұрын

Modern day simp

@tonyj9743

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter how good a woman treats you if can't stand talking to her for more than 10 seconds. Wichita had her ways, but she was who he wanted. And Tallahassee was never his father figure. They have a much more buddy buddy relationship!

@sputzelein

8 ай бұрын

@@tonyj9743 you don´t want a girl you know you can`t hold. Let her fly away and come over it.

I love all these characters. I hope they make some more movies of these characters.

When Tallahassee says ahhhhh he sounds like tom from tom and jerry

0:06 me when I was just trying to have a nice quiet night of sleep then this happens

Berkeley was so perfectly annoying😂

Tallahassee calming down to loose it like 10 seconds later is absolutely hilarious

The little sister is eating everyone’s food!!

2:18 I WAS ON THE FLOOR ON TEARS I COULDN'T BREATTTHHH0

Columbus want to tell Tallahassee to calm down!

Tallahassee's psychotic hippie rant is absolutely hilarious.

8:14 I felt so bad for Madison here 😭

I LOVE EMMA STONE

He should have gotten hear plugs since the other two were roaring on the bed

It was soo sad, when the Acropolis struck

Gandhi didn’t avoid conflict , he just chose to confront the conflict with non violence

@ABBZ120

Жыл бұрын

And had no problem letting other die in the process of carrying out this “choice”

@Reprodestruxion

Жыл бұрын

@@ABBZ120 oh right , like he lived to a 100

@Reprodestruxion

Жыл бұрын

The British never let go of a place like India without a fight

@hidum5779

5 ай бұрын

@@Reprodestruxion they let go because they wouldn't stand a chance after the losses in WW2

@djcomplain

2 ай бұрын

He's nuke em

I love this movie… woody did such a fantastic job!

Мэдиссон супер! ))

I love zombieland ❤

If they had more Madison’s at Hebrew school I never would have left town.

2:30 that is the scream in Tom and Jerry

"heh, heh-heh, does anyone else get the irony of that, huh"

Some warm, expired Code Red Mountain Dew must hit the spot.

4:00 Woody…lol

2:30: Whenever Tall loses it, stay casual and enjoy some Code Red Mountain Dew

Madison was the best part of double tap

Much longer now that the old guy left here luggage. Oh! he is going to get it.

Woody is better Guardian parent than Wichita

real turning pont

“When we first met. I told you you were really smart. And then I slept with you” the dream 😂

fun fact, Zoey Deutch's mother is Lea Thompson, and they're both the right age for a Back to the Future remake

@flisko123

Жыл бұрын

nice

@cesaravegah3787

Жыл бұрын

I like both very much, I however prefer original productions, not so fondo of remakes

I love how the movie makers wanted us to hate Zoey and line Emma but that didn’t happen 😂

If my life was a movie, Woody would be the actor to play me.

I love Woody Harrelson. His character in these movies really pay appropriate homage to his role as Defendor!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So, one of the Easter Eggs here.....The 'Meaty Boy' statue (actually a Bob's Big Boy statue). In one of the Murphy Brown episodes during the Clinton administration, one of her coworkers was bidding on one of these, an original, at auction. By the end of the episode it had mysteriously disappeared and ended up next to Clinton's desk in the Oval Office....while Clinton was eating a Double Decker Meaty Boy burger with fries.

@Cedar_Wolf

Жыл бұрын

You can also see the cut out picture where Tallahassee cut out Taft's head to use it as wrapping paper for Little Rock's gift.

Since I've been a huge fan of Zombieland for years since then I never had dvds I'm thinking I should get them and I'm looking forward if they were gonna make a third movie

Madison was an underrated character. Actually liked her more than the rest of the assholes.

In a zombie apocalypse, this is every father nightmare their daughter dating a pacifism.

I like to think Woody wasn't acting in this film.

ha that Berkeley guy played Leon from the Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City movie

@Fartsquad_

Жыл бұрын

He’s also beck from victorious lol

@BlackDiamond2718

9 ай бұрын

@@Fartsquad_the canadian…DONT FORGET THAT!

rockie got CUrried

Music name?

Wichita could learn a thing or two from Madison......Good burn Columbus good burn.

scream before the shoot

😂😂😅 hahaha

They were on a break.

Can't blame Columbus Wichita was gone for months and thinking he might never see her again he had to learn to move on. Can't blame Wichita I get why she left but she shouldn't be mad at Columbus for meeting someone else, I mean she was gone for months she only came back to fine her sister who left her and ran away with some guy so let's all think would Wichita have ever come back if her sister Little Rock never ran away with Berkeley? I know that Columbus and Wichita get back together in the end but still what do you all think?

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

It's not like she wrote in her letter that she would not look around for someone new ...

@xsh4dw

Жыл бұрын

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 it's not like that doesn't fucking matter. She left that's it. Time to move on. You don't just dump someone and expect them to turn down other women IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

@@xsh4dw I was not defending her, rather agreeing with OP

@jimmyreece5781

11 ай бұрын

How do you know how long she was gone?

@xsh4dw

11 ай бұрын

@@jimmyreece5781 watched da movie

“WE WERE ON A BREAAAAKKKK!!!”

3:37 maybe havin never told her no before caused this.

I genuinely love how madison thinks that Colombia is related to everybody, 'is this your sister?, (I'm so stoned and it took me a few mins to write this comment properly)