Zach Outcrazies a Pizza Guy - SleepyCast
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Zach acted crazy to a guy in a pizza costume standing in front of a Papa Johns. Zach's story of the mall candy girl. Chris tells the story of when he was a kid in Italy and there was a Italian guy that wanted him to break a pen because Chris looks like the guy's grandson. Niall was in Greece and a girl selling flowers gave him a hug to pickpocket him and she stole his wallet.
Audio is SleepyCast S2_E08:
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I love how Zach can just switch on the insanity for a second and turn it off just as fast.
@burgbass
4 жыл бұрын
What you have seen is an all powerful being, a man who knows how to control insanity with ease. No one man should have all that power.
@lambdog
4 жыл бұрын
what you don't realize is he never turns it off, he just knows how to hide it when he wants to
@highyena4341
4 жыл бұрын
Its his special ability.
@terenceperson1204
3 жыл бұрын
The secret is to be insane all the time
@diddlenfiddle7311
3 жыл бұрын
He is the world's strongest gamer afterall
Zach is the very definition of chaotic neutral
@chistosquisto9079
5 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Evil*
@xTheWolfman1991
5 жыл бұрын
@@chistosquisto9079 Nnnno, he had it right.
@crazymonkey4175
4 жыл бұрын
Philip Blake nah
@awoman3
4 жыл бұрын
@@crazymonkey4175 go cry and cough
@crazymonkey4175
4 жыл бұрын
@@awoman3 ok father
Zach outcrazies everybody in the Sleepycabin
@DapperDill
6 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, you stinky rotten toe with...poopoo!
@thelankgod8073
6 жыл бұрын
Conner of Dill Creek I'm gonna tell on you.
@rock3793
6 жыл бұрын
Rorschach * hes the most sane
@Fiddlewinks
6 жыл бұрын
When the accumulated filth of Sleepycabin's autism foams up about their waists, they'll look at Zach and shout "Save us!" And then he'll look down and whisper "Do you want to kiss Dada?"
@SlayClay117
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe his confusion stemmed from, "Are you Dan?" Like, it phrases out strange. Like he said if he saw a guy who looked like Cory and thought it was him he would just say, "Oh hey Cory."
"You could see he was visibly frightened, *even though he was wearing a pizza outfit*" I love how that's supposed to armor him in this situation
@ocelotmadness6287
4 жыл бұрын
he meant they could see he was frightened even through the pizza costume, as they could not see his face but could tell by his body language.
@arealhuman826
4 жыл бұрын
@@ocelotmadness6287 shut
@Zyzarda
4 жыл бұрын
300 people + you don't have basic listening comprehension
@chancehall3539
4 жыл бұрын
@@Zyzarda shut
@WhoElseButZane
4 жыл бұрын
Dispite the fact that his face was hidden, his body language still indicated that he was fearful
*I LAVA DA P I S S A *
@tracidvoyager
3 жыл бұрын
@Pagan Soldier of Awe and pee in finnish
Zachs I like the pizza voice sounds like cow from cow and chicken
@0ne323
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@carsonglover9664
5 жыл бұрын
Good god it does..you can't see it now but my head is in my hands
@namelessghoul5969
5 жыл бұрын
Yes I thought the same thing
@woottastic
5 жыл бұрын
I hear grimbo from Jontron
@Itss_liam96
5 жыл бұрын
woottastic he did play the role of grimbo.
*I LOVA DA PIZZA, I LOVE DA BIG PEPPERONI*
I wanna have as much confidence as Zach
@grimble4564
4 жыл бұрын
The best confidence is sheer, unhinged insanity
0:44 I've legitimately never laughed at anything as much as this in my life
@sourpuss5951
5 жыл бұрын
I'm always surrounded by spittle after a SleepyCast from all the sudden hard laughter I get.
@jackmclean9529
4 жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe how funny I find it.
Zach is a human weapon. He's an awkward situation super soldier.
@Zlarel
Жыл бұрын
Drop him in enemy territory, from then on whenever their leader appears on-screen he looks slightly more disturbed
What if there's someone who looks exactly like chris in italy
@Jokerhamil
6 жыл бұрын
that's disgusting don't say stuff like that
@k1ll3rf4ll3n4ng3l
6 жыл бұрын
The italian mobster's grandson
@nikkovalidor4890
6 жыл бұрын
With his mafia buddies, don ding and Julian(pronounced with an h)
@Bwaarghz
6 жыл бұрын
His name is Puhskinti
@Stonemask5
6 жыл бұрын
Puskintio Boheejan D'O'Niellio
*Don’t do this. Not here.*
@ccda3324
5 жыл бұрын
I read that in Shadow the Hedgehog's voice
@HotRangus
4 жыл бұрын
I scrolled to this right as he said it in the video... creepi
@Seantendo
4 жыл бұрын
Hoolius, please...
@cxrpse9158
4 жыл бұрын
I read this in a Vegeta voice
@dragon-id5uj
4 жыл бұрын
@@HotRangus as did i!!
I like that Chris's Irish comes out when he says car or sharp
@tootart8858
2 жыл бұрын
Ker
@Arcanecide
2 жыл бұрын
Or any other words with "ar" he pronounces incorrectly
@djphoenixproductions
2 жыл бұрын
@@Arcanecide nah it's just Americans who think "a" sounds like "aw" 🤫
@Arcanecide
2 жыл бұрын
@@djphoenixproductions Bro Americans can't even get gender right there's so way I can defend them, but Irish people definitely do talk like they've always got a mouthful of peanut butter 🤷♂️
@vaporwavejuice5874
2 жыл бұрын
Caer
“What class of gypsy do you play?” “I main a dead baby gypsy.” “Nice.”
3:25 “Danny Tre-joe”
@gummyboots
5 жыл бұрын
prescription I cringed
My friends and I scream at each other in broken German at the mall to avoid kiosk salesmen
@jordanjoestar9096
4 жыл бұрын
That makes me think of an old line i once heard. It goes "Life is short so tell someone you love them, but scream it in german because its also confusing and scary"
@savethebees275
4 жыл бұрын
I try dumb shit like this and my friends just cringe out and abandon me smh
Chris's accent comes out with his "-ar" pronounciations. "Caarr"
@captainimperialism4568
4 жыл бұрын
Dante Diep Spell “Car” Chris: Caair, C A Ore
@shaynehughes6645
4 жыл бұрын
" *I shit my paaans* "
@gorgeousfreeman1318
4 жыл бұрын
Outsoide
@roachdoggjr1940
3 жыл бұрын
His voice is fucking strange. I think I heard that he didn't a lot of time in the Midwest.
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
3 жыл бұрын
The Oor button
they need to add that to smilling friends, just a guy in a pizza outfit screaming "I LOVA DE PIZZA" at a kid the crew are trying to cheer up
@scrubbytheslime7703
Ай бұрын
No
Zach always reacts to random people on the street in the best ways
"Hey, want some pizz-" *"I LOVE-A THE PIZZA I LOVE-A TO EAT ZE BIG PEPPERONI"*
We went from pizza to dead babys
@sinsoftheswamp8346
5 жыл бұрын
I LOVR THE DED BABBIS
@saturatedneowax
5 жыл бұрын
death’d babes
@comedyman4896
5 жыл бұрын
all roads lead to dead babys
@jimmybob5541
4 жыл бұрын
*babies
@Seantendo
4 жыл бұрын
It's usually the other way around.
Imagine being called alcoon
@BigChillington
5 жыл бұрын
Alcoon Slambag you’re very fun my friend
@frostieisme
5 жыл бұрын
Big Pepperoni*
"maybe then his son comes around with Mafia kids and says 'ah so ur breaking my daddy's pen huh'"
"Are you Dan?" Is how I greet most people these days
What if the guy took a picture to show his grandson to be like "if you keep breaking my pens, I will replace you and your parents will never know the difference. I already found another kid that looks just like you, it's possible"
@7:50 fucking killed me. Zacks fucking voice crack mid conversation trying to assert his dominance XD
Chris has a thicker accent in this one
@Matoro11
5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Dussias people do that when they’re around others with similar accents
@nikkovalidor4890
5 жыл бұрын
stories about europe reverts him to a wee Irish baba
@freak3470
5 жыл бұрын
Caer
@Liliputian07
5 жыл бұрын
@DontListen ToMe yeah I bet
What Chirs didn't realise is that the old mobster guy was teaching him about gaslighting, as the mobster man was using the picture with Chris to gaslight his grandson about a trip to Rome he was never on.
I took zachs advice. Was driving around looking at xmas lights with my family last year, and this guy dressed as an elf in one of the neighborhoods comes running up to the car screaming something. So i just let out a scream that sounded like egoraptor at the end of lightsaber fightsaber and he backed tf off
I wish I could spend 1 day with these funny boys
@sharp-032
4 жыл бұрын
Your real name is doopliss
@ohmyglob7222
4 жыл бұрын
Kat Katterson wth
@vonnie0_0
2 жыл бұрын
One time I went to see them at a meet and greet thing, and everything was great, they were really nice, I asked them questions it was awesome, they even signed my fan art I made of all of them. But it was kinda weird how at the end of the day they led me to an alleyway and they proceeded to chain me up and call me slurs for 30 minutes, then they left me there. So yeah, it was cool meeting them, I would like to see them again some time.
@freddiefreaker6924
Жыл бұрын
Same
i dont know if his voice cracks were on purpose at 7:50 but they were adorable
@pastey9856
5 жыл бұрын
kalie yataawwwyed uoub
@carnivalissmellsnotgood2324
5 жыл бұрын
14 likes 14 pple think that zachs cursed voice is adorable
@blackstar044
4 жыл бұрын
:>
@oak7741
2 жыл бұрын
Dear god
"You lookh leik mai grandsun, he alwayz breaks mai penz" Lmao
0:44 i was literally laughing so hard it sounded like i was a crying depressed middle aged man
My friend went to paris like last year, told us a story on how a homeless muslim mom yelled "catch" to him in french and threw, i shit you not, HER REAL LIVE COUPLE MONTHS OLD BABY at him. He didnt catch it, he avoided it because he knew it was a distraction and he avoided getting pickpocketed by the husband that tried to creep up on him from behind. When the baby fell and blood was all over the ground they both ran away and he reported it to the french police.
@officialgoosestudios7151
6 жыл бұрын
uzimakiking Top ten anime couples
@danielstittums967
6 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck dude
@ThunderMelon
6 жыл бұрын
How harsh was the throw? Was it like a toss or did she throw it full force and Chuck it like a football?
@Garf2O
6 жыл бұрын
+Thwao the Thing lady: "HERE CATCH GO LONG!" *throws the baby 30 feet across the street* "uhhh" *dude catchs the baby and starts running* "hey get back here!" *husband in nfl gear runs after the dude* annoucer shows up: *"hello and welcome to the 17th annual 'romainan baby bowl XXXLVI' we got a new challenger today, he caught the pass now lets see if he can make it all the way to the endzone which is strategically placed right next to the local police station"*
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
6 жыл бұрын
That’s awful.
I love how Chris doesn't get this situation but actually there's nothing to get, mafia bosses in italy are mostly old men who do the dumbest shit for fun, it's hilarious, they just fuck with tourists for shits and giggles.
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
11 ай бұрын
Yeah murdering people is just dumb sht
@Jmotist
11 ай бұрын
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 can you not read or are you just stupid?
I like thinking the Pizza Guy was Eric Andre from his "Pizza Safety" sketch cause I just came from it
@scrithen2836
5 жыл бұрын
I doubt it
@Squishito
5 жыл бұрын
You mean Mr. Burrito, the human pizza.
@noahhopper7233
4 жыл бұрын
Time to deliver a pizza ball!
@Hughmong_Us
4 жыл бұрын
Whoa, you must've been really horny.
@lepsonical4763
8 күн бұрын
I was thinking the same thing but they mentioned it was near a Papa Johns
before you hug little girls, take off your pants if they don't wanna hug you anymore they were pick pockets the whole time
@nightcollapse
5 жыл бұрын
What's your pfps from? It looks kinda familiar
@mh2120
4 жыл бұрын
@@nightcollapse It's been nine months, and still no reply. You could make a whole new Romanian baby in that time
@nightcollapse
4 жыл бұрын
@@mh2120 And I think they changed their picture, ouch rejection. I'm never going to recover from this.
@tawxic1
3 жыл бұрын
@@nightcollapse I am angry for you
@mannmctrash
3 жыл бұрын
God, Glassbrain. Way to drop the ball on that one.
I hope Zach references “I LOVE DA PIZZA” in Smiling Friends
Somewhere in Italy, some mafioso has a pic of an Irish cartoonist and his elderly boss
8:23 this caught me off guard so much, I couldn't stop laughing
@jeffjefferson7634
4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that thought this was the best oart
This is one of my favourite sleepy cast story
0:45, for the best part...
You can tell chris comes from the British Isles because he instantly expected the italian men to rob him.
@stproducciones9140
Жыл бұрын
@Iceman they're polar opposites. and Anglo Europeans always look down on Latin Europeans. they see them as loud, lazy, thieves and cheats.
He’s right about the baby thing but they actually throw the baby at you and then they take your wallet as you try to catch a floppy baby
@deebonglord3209
2 жыл бұрын
The ol toddler toss trick, gets em every time >:)
Imagine being that pizza guy, watching smiling friends and realizing that guy that screamed at you now has a TV show
0:43 Thanks for the help with me busting a gut laughing as usual, Zach. You beautiful boy, you.
Look Niall may be right about the baby thing because while it may rott after a day, the months leading up to birth the mother can beg for change saying she's preggers. That's some good solid months with a baby bump to rake in those Euros.
@renton2659
6 жыл бұрын
Love the profile pic
@xenonecromera
4 жыл бұрын
They're usually just injected with Heroin to keep them quiet. Not that it's much better.
Noone can outpizza the hut... but Zach... he is an elder pepperoni
As a Romanian I was still threatened to be taken by the gypsies when I was bad
The mall lady probably just thought you were the grown up version a childhood friend.
yes finally, been waiting for this one
I love it because that guy was probably just working for Papa John's
Every one of these stories starts with them going to a wawa
@hectorhellcat7783
3 жыл бұрын
Wawa and sleepycabin go together like a pair of shoes
Why would a mob boss pick your pockets?
@faemoos8888
6 жыл бұрын
jaggidfire to feel his little boy toy
@georgesbugs6664
5 жыл бұрын
dude, same
@WoodlandDrake
5 жыл бұрын
For the lolz
@kanna-san.
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta feed Passione somehow
@hartbeet4138
5 жыл бұрын
@@kanna-san. beat me to it
You know what, after all this time it finally just hit me. That Dan guy was probably mall candy girl's childhood friend. She probably just thought she ran into him after years or something.
The big pepperoni 🥵🥵🥵
Zach out-pizzas the hut
My mother's Irish, when I misbehaved I was told that I'd be sold to the Gypsies, what I don't get is why would the Gypsies actually want to buy me.
@amfram
4 жыл бұрын
My sister was always threatened with that, only one half of my family is Irish
@EdgarAllan2pointPoe
4 жыл бұрын
My mom would always say she'd trade us to gypsies for two chickens and a goat. We're American with no Irish ancestry.
I swear Zach is one of the voice actors from Cow & Chicken. Every time he does that crazy voice it reminds me of that cartoon 😂
This was my discovery of SleepCast and my 2020 has been made better because of it. I still remember being on the bus at 6:30 a.m trying to not laugh my ass off waking people up.
0:45 iloveaduhpizzailoveadabigpepperonee.
I would hate to live in a world without Zach
That's how mafia works.
7:50 zach went through puberty real quick
I’m gonna miss sleepycast, it’s gotten me thru the hardest times in my life
@greaniebeaniez3070
11 ай бұрын
It unironically is too for me I've had to listen to Cory's water people rant atleast 40 times now
6:21 gets me every time
Zach outcrazies everyone on planet Earth
i knew he was quite a force to reckoned with but i never knew he held power this immense
Old mafia guys, was probably establishing an alibi
1 minute in and you got me. i want more of that fucking voice lmao
Maybe she hadn't seen her friend Dan in a while, figured he had changed in appearance a bit and was trying to confirm it.
I love zach
I like how the title is about Zach outcrazying some Pizza dude, and not them introducing and dissecting the concept of a "dead baby" scam 😂😂
I had this brasilian looking dude shake my hand and then started doing this weird dance for like 3 seconds and then he and his friend left. This was in sweden so i checked all my pockets to see if he took something lol. They came out of a pizza joint and when i went in there everyone had this face of disgust when they looked at the two guys walking away, fucking weird man.
You can *really* hear the Irish in Chris when he says "car"
Every single time I see the thumbnail I read it as “duh I love pizza” as if someone were doing an impression of Zach.
0:45 when mommy asks if I want a pizza
These dudes have practically lived in my backyard for years and I never knew. All the talk about Giant and Wawa confirmed it. Unfortunately I never got to meet any of them yet.
@travvycrackshirtthe3rd155
5 жыл бұрын
Sea Kay what?
@seakay5705
5 жыл бұрын
Music LOVER what do you mean what
@travvycrackshirtthe3rd155
5 жыл бұрын
Sea Kay your comment just baffled me that's all
Did Zach do Grimbos voice for the jontron Food Games video?
@PsychoticBeverage
5 жыл бұрын
That WAS Zach, and that wasn't prosthetic makeup either.
@woottastic
5 жыл бұрын
Psychotic Beverage makes sense
I love Chris' mafia pen breaking grandson story
They wouldn't have to wait 9 months if they stole a baby though
Zach needs to make a pizza animation with "I LOVA DE PIZZA!"
When I was in London (more specifically croydon, more specifically whyteleafe park) I was with a bunch of dumb teens and we would frequent the park to go get drunk. Sometimes late at night because again, we were dumb teens. Anyway. One night (I believe around 2 am) I was walking down the path to meet up with everyone and we passed by a couple, all dressed in black, pushing an all black and chrome baby stroller. Now. I don’t know if that’s normal behavior, to be strolling around at 2 am in a park in all black, but it scared the fuck out of me. I just kept walking. When I told the people I met up with they gave a very similar explanation. They were probably just trying to catch people off guard in order to either rob them or kidnap them
Zach saying i love dah pizza is my text message ring tone
I wish so goddamn bad I could have seen this in real life, so funny. It's amazing Zach can just jump straight into that voice and he uses it at the best times.
This proves that Zach should not be allowed to leave his house
I was in wildwood early in the season so all the promoter dudes on the boardwalk were desperately trying to get bodies in the store. This one dude ended up following us a couple feet, and eventually put his hand on my shoulder to turn me around. I started screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP IT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
@cherryblossom1460
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I've been to Wildwood a few times, that's weird that someone would be that desperate.
Delightful thumbnail
1:50 Chris switched to an Irish accent for a second there
I really wish they would come back every once in a while to do like even a short podcast , but I guess oney plays is pretty close to that , but I miss stampers imput
“The baby rots after a day”
Did he just say Danny “Tree-Joe”?
the _BIG_ pepperoni
"And she was like AaaAoK"
I don't think I've ever heard more bad things about a single group, universally, than about Gypsies. I'm dead serious, it's like...there was this girl I dated once who was probably the hardest left-leaning person I've ever met, like the kind of person that would make Ocasio Cortez do a double take in confusion, and even SHE was adamant about multiple instances of either watching Gypsies try to steal while she was traveling in Greece, or people trying to pickpocket her point blank. It's not a race thing, it's a demented, diseased culture. How it's survived this long is beyond me. tl;dr--I LIKA DA PEEEETZA
@aloppai4581
2 жыл бұрын
sounds like a race thing my guy lmao
@nuclearpotato4073
11 ай бұрын
@@aloppai4581 how shocking that someone with an anime profile picture is the first to say that specific races are genetically predisposed to stealing or whatever
@aloppai4581
11 ай бұрын
@@nuclearpotato4073 I was referring to him calling romani a demented diseased culture and saying it's not a race thing. Felt like that was pretty self evident
God i wish I had Zach's voice
It hurt how much zach got interrupted
Im actually greek and there are ways to avoid those people. I mean the easiest way is to keep your hands in your pocket and try not to look like you are new to the area. They really only target tourists because it is the easiest for them.
Hey it’s me Mr burrito, the talking pizza slice!
If the baby conspiracy was real, imagine being the designated baby maker for the whole thing
@YaMamasAss
5 жыл бұрын
It is real