" It's not gay if it's part of the plan." - Kenjaku after getting plowed

@your_SecondShadow

Жыл бұрын

Kenjaku is genderless though after they became a body snatcher if anything its yujis dad that is "its not pan if it's my wife"

@hi-tt8xy

Жыл бұрын

@@your_SecondShadow you think he was moaning while getting plowed tho

@deleted_-_user

Жыл бұрын

@@hi-tt8xy 💀

@sumguywithnomoney

Жыл бұрын

​@@hi-tt8xynah💀💀

@your_SecondShadow

Жыл бұрын

@@hi-tt8xy his true form is just his brain so the feeling probably more felt like a tummy rub to his orbitofrontal cortex

"My goals are beyond your understanding." - Kenjaku after getting railed

@princeuket197

Жыл бұрын

💀

@starlight3188

Жыл бұрын

Nahhhhhhh

@silksongreleasedate5883

Жыл бұрын

I read it a second time and still laugh the same as the first time

@chainsawguyyy

Жыл бұрын

Oh 💀

@rudebwoypotato2340

Жыл бұрын

🥵🥵 all according to plan

Kenjaku gripped those sheets so Yuji could run those streets

@BoltBlast179

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@neonzekk6529

6 ай бұрын

Damn boi hahaha

@ihsaanhill-xj3ux

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😅😂😂

@nibharokiran

5 ай бұрын

LMAOOOOOO

@maxwellquipey1

5 ай бұрын

For those who don't understand, people grip bed sheets when they are being topped...

“What’s the next part of the plan kenjaku?” “I need to go take back shots from another dude”

@noon9280

4 ай бұрын

Why no one replied

@Fallen_Arrow

4 ай бұрын

​@@noon9280i was busy getting backshots, don't worry, its part of the plan

@shadowrun111

3 ай бұрын

Crazy😂

@Nabarakugisaki

3 ай бұрын

💀

@Senapi-Naruto

3 ай бұрын

😂

Kenjaku let his cheeks get clapped for the plan 💀

@jasonssupergameplay2598

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that same thing

@veryepoc6949

Жыл бұрын

frrr

@rodrigovallejo2807

Жыл бұрын

Aizen level planning😂

@AStrangeWindmill

Жыл бұрын

All - *ungh!* - according - *oooh!* - to - *uhuhuhuhuuuunf!* - keikaku - *aaaaahnnn!!!*

@jackaboynaylor9273

Жыл бұрын

Someone make a doujin of that NOOOW!

“YOU KILLED MY MOM” “No i am your mom”

@YGeo

Жыл бұрын

Yuji: "You killed my Mother." Kenjaku: "No I am your Mother!" Yuji: "What?!" Kenjaku: "Wait, No uh I'm pregnant and your the Father!" Yuji: "What?!" Kenjaku: "I mean you're pregnant and I'm the BABY!" Yuji: "WHAT?!"

@Om_Nimbalkar

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@RoWiGRaTH

Жыл бұрын

Funniest part is, Yuji is dumb enough to believe that entire bit completely~

@zk-vd6uy

Жыл бұрын

​@@RoWiGRaTH too bad choso would explain all the shit

@desadograisedrobot515

Жыл бұрын

​@@YGeo i remember this joke but not where it comes from. Help.

Kenjaku took the white splash so Itadori could use black flash

@CandyAlex16913

3 ай бұрын

That's wild 💀

@domino3227

3 ай бұрын

stolen from a top comment’s comment section

@ohnojojo2262

2 ай бұрын

A Y O😂😂😭😭😭

@JamesBarnes0327

2 ай бұрын

@@domino3227they didn’t say this, are you blind lil bro?

@domino3227

2 ай бұрын

@@JamesBarnes0327 Look under the comment that says, “Kenjaku gripped those sheets so Yuji could run them streets” And you’ll see the comment by ultra_01 that says, “took the white splash so Yuji can hit the black flash”

Kenjaku:i am your mother Yuji:💀

@adhamahmed7126

4 ай бұрын

NO MOM TWO DAD👨‍👨‍👦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🤡

@blacksamuraigod5095

4 ай бұрын

​@@adhamahmed7126 You are a circus 😂

@Fronzen_Zone

3 ай бұрын

​@@adhamahmed7126 curse can't have a gender, They can turn body to male or female

@RAD_Scratch

18 күн бұрын

YUJI.. I AM YOUR FATHER

@TheChosenAkuma

16 күн бұрын

@@adhamahmed7126find god

aizen got the mc's parents to make ichigo, kenjaku made the mc himself, they are not the same

@Animus494

Жыл бұрын

Not in next million year we will get this kind of determination by any villain 😂😂

@mrchu5533

Жыл бұрын

​@@Animus494 exactly 😂

@Ray-vd1vp

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ThereIsOnlyOneRandom

Жыл бұрын

dif bread lol

@PichuElric

Жыл бұрын

I'm wheezing 😭😭😭

Now im just imagining a villain internally monologing while getting his cheeks clapped.

@cullenbunnell7823

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I wonder if he did the same to chosos mom/dad I did read maga so it's nice for people to see this

@tetragaming6332

Жыл бұрын

…no

@logan12satcom83

Жыл бұрын

".. Ahhh, yes. It's ALL coming together..."

@04phanthanhbinhjake9

Жыл бұрын

Is it before or after getting clapped he takes over her body ? We know kenjaku likes to look from a far

@joshualam9746

Жыл бұрын

​@@04phanthanhbinhjake9 maybe he wanted a hands on experience

Kenjaku did say he experienced EVERYTHING a human could experience

Kenjaku really said, "Trust the process bro"

Kenjaku: “I’m gonna get railed and get a perfect vessel for my plan? It’s like hitting two birds with one stone!!”

@vrajgautam1512

6 ай бұрын

Kenjaku is a true mastermind. He is expert in getting what he wants even if that's getting railed

@ReedSavageTheGod

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CJSpade39

6 ай бұрын

More to get hit by 2 balls with one shot

@junkyyard2273

5 ай бұрын

White Splash for the Black Flash

@Enticing27

5 ай бұрын

​@@CJSpade39 O boy 🌚

Plot twist: kenjaku didn’t even want a kid Yujis dad just had that W rizz

@zk-vd6uy

Жыл бұрын

​@Hanson Gwapo sk💀

@loophole7934

Жыл бұрын

Rizz domain bedroom

@AreebaAanbar

11 ай бұрын

out of all the comments in this comment section, this was the only one that genuinely made me laugh. My humor is broken asf

@AVTV002

11 ай бұрын

Lmao😭😂

@jetstreamchad6037

10 ай бұрын

​@@loophole7934domain rizzpansion 🗿

"Nah, I'd take backshots" head ahh💀

kenjaku was gripping them sheets fr

So bro let another man clap his cheeks for the plan? Bro threw away it all for that 😭

@boogerhead199

Жыл бұрын

i think the goal is literally just to see some bigass curse or something

@geelangadipr223

Жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure he enjoys it😁

@lordasian8476

Жыл бұрын

​@@boogerhead199 as much as i hate to admit it yes you are right all of this careful planning are done because kenjaku is curious about the result of the merge

@boogerhead199

Жыл бұрын

@@lordasian8476 lived thousands of years and got mounted by another dude just to see a cool worm

@doomerdock

Жыл бұрын

​@@boogerhead199 fr

Role-playing as a women, wife and a mother. Truly the villain of all time

@user-hn2qd3lf8o

9 ай бұрын

Nah he though he was playing ronlox irl

@danykonyohov3418

8 ай бұрын

When you put it like this seems like the must dedicated villian ever

@thtswutshesaid

7 ай бұрын

​@@danykonyohov3418*most

@djw_tekken8490

7 ай бұрын

Nah i guess he took over the body after Yuji got born

@BlackerFrieza

7 ай бұрын

​@@djw_tekken8490nah he took over the body before he was born

Even aizen wouldn't be as dedicated. Man's a menace 😂

Kenjaku: "I swear those backshots were worth it"

"IT WAS ME YUJI. I GOT CLAPPED BY YOUR FATHER AND GAVE BIRTH TO YOU."

@WallNutBreaker524

6 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@jackwriter1908

6 ай бұрын

Love it 😂

@kourtneyhanley

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😮😢😅😮😊😅😮😅😂😂😂😂

@micheljecksan

6 ай бұрын

But hai father was kenjaku also so blud clap his self

@kucingsedihjojofan1428

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"YOU KILLED MY MO-" "Before you finish that, I am your mom." "What?"

@MonsterFromMonstersInk

6 ай бұрын

💀😅👍

@christ-abel8774

6 ай бұрын

"NOOOOOO!! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!" -Yujiro

@thebeautyofuniverse5250

5 ай бұрын

@@christ-abel8774 don’t u mean Yuji?

@thisguyagainx2448

5 ай бұрын

"YOU KILLED MY MOTH-" "wait, before you finish that. Look VERY closely at this photo" "What pho....wait..."

@maxwellquipey1

5 ай бұрын

*"No, Yuji, I am your mother."*

Kenjaku’s head game must’ve been wild!

@Hazardstudio-kamen

4 ай бұрын

Ayo💀

@lumonetic1124

4 ай бұрын

more like his brain

@dralx2042

23 күн бұрын

​@@lumonetic1124 😂😂

I guess you could say Yuji’s dad expanded Kenjakus Domain. I’m so haha funny and hilarious

the only anime villain who can truly say "i fked your dad" right in the mc's face. not even aizen would pull something like this lmaooo 😭

@masterdon187

11 ай бұрын

To be more precise the dad f*cked him

@mdanisurrahman24

11 ай бұрын

Fax 😂😂😂

@lilbariis1534

10 ай бұрын

be " ohhhh that stick was good when ur dad and we made u was the plan all along" type sh

@myfartstinks

10 ай бұрын

Nah it’s even worse when the villain says “ i got fucked by your dad “

@idilhassan1959

8 ай бұрын

not gonna lie he probably would

Hold up are you trying to tell me he got his cheeks clapped to birth a child for his plans?!?! That is some high level of evil dedication

@vectorcarbine9983

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, Kenjaku really on that Aizen IQ

@mask938

Жыл бұрын

@@vectorcarbine9983 Aizen wishes he was THAT committed to his plan.

@user-ru1fm6xn4x

10 ай бұрын

aizen level of dedication

@gungatz6696

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-ru1fm6xn4x Ain't no way Aizan would be that dedicated.

@vincesaligue5963

9 ай бұрын

Green goblin did worse. He fvcked Gwen Stacy and she gave birth to a kid that Peter didn’t know it wasn’t his. Norman threatened Gwen to keep it a secret and the kid grew up 💀

Sukuna: kenjaku you gotta take this 1 for the team ok? Kenjaku; “intense clapping noises “

@NN-cc8uo

3 ай бұрын

"That damn kenjaku sure is twisted"

Considering that the death painting wombs are actual fetus of Hybrids stuck in a funny jar then i can see Kenjaku is a average bed enjoyer

Can't belive Yuji's dad smashed dem 500 year old kenjaku cheeks

@prestigehunter9729

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t he 1000 years old?

@ceoofjeanneism6777

Жыл бұрын

@@prestigehunter9729 no

@prestigehunter9729

Жыл бұрын

@@ceoofjeanneism6777 I checked he is in fact 1000+

@mask938

Жыл бұрын

You could use that as bragging rights. I mean, not many people can say that they fucked a curse and produced a baby with it.

@himankverma4617

11 ай бұрын

He is just the brain but the body was still her mothers's

Yuji:"Kenjaku, i came to defeat you." Kenjaku:"Oh, but i have the perfect cursed technique to counter you." *Pulls slipper out*

@mayankthakur5341

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rpie1382

7 ай бұрын

Oh god no not the chancla

@thewatcherinthecloud

6 ай бұрын

*Yuji, surviving the slipper onslaught .. panting "..is that all that you've got?" Kenjaku: *pulls out belt*

@maskedshadow365

6 ай бұрын

@@thewatcherinthecloud Kenjaku got Toji's arsenal for a reason

@lordmorklen5166

6 ай бұрын

Kenjaku: “I am your mother boy! And you will respect me!” Yuji: “Imma go throw hands at Maharoga. See where that leads to. Hopefully straight to hell.”

His scars healed meaning Kenjaku enjoyed his time with Jin 💀 imagine that

@Quilvin-xu5ht

5 ай бұрын

im fairly sure he just took his time until Yuji was born

@jocelynuy2922

Ай бұрын

@@Quilvin-xu5htkenjaku was in geto’s body for 2 years and the stitches still haven’t healed could you imagine how long he was in kaori’s head?

@ribhavbhatt8058

20 күн бұрын

@@jocelynuy2922I mean most people are misunderstanding maybe kenjaku swapped his body with kaori after kaori has given birth to Yuji 9 month pregnancy time

Yuta looking at this video: Didn't I killed him?

“I assure you, it is imperative that i get railed by the pink haired guy in order for my plans to succeed. No i couldnt just be the father, it would be too obvious”

@megvmi_

Жыл бұрын

No coz why couldn't he just be the father??? 😭

@neeraj_xd_

Жыл бұрын

​​@@megvmi_ then it would create another baby not yuji

@kimberly_5682

Жыл бұрын

​@@megvmi_ wanted Yuji's mom's cursed technique that's why

@LFanimes333

10 ай бұрын

@@megvmi_ Read my other answer. It was all according to pure logic.

@tuanpham-ph6fv

9 ай бұрын

why couldn't he just bang Yuji's mom instead of getting banged *as* Yuji's mom

Yuji:Black flash! Yuji's dad:White splash🤤

Kanjaku owns the Hitler built 😭

Most villains would kidnap a women to produce a child, takes a true villain to become that women.

@pupsicle5345

7 ай бұрын

"fine, I'll do it myself"

@valhatan3907

7 ай бұрын

It's DIY

@WallNutBreaker524

6 ай бұрын

"It takes a man to be best girl"

@jothompson7610

6 ай бұрын

“You’re a villain, but not a *_super_* one!” -Kenjaku probably

@madanigaming6595

6 ай бұрын

He did do that lol.

Kenjaku:my pronouns are he, she, her,him. Yuji's dad: 🥹

@mruncanny274

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Stillonyx He means Yuji's dad didn't give a shit about kenjakus pronouns, and just proceed to clap cheek's either way💀

@thisnameistemporary6434

Жыл бұрын

not him cuz he will never be him.

@msk-qp6fn

Жыл бұрын

😂☠

@pandajaeger3079

8 ай бұрын

​@thisnameistemporary6434 he was willing to get straight nutted on and nutted in going through the pain of 9 months of pregnancy and labor just to give birth to one of his biggest ops just to see wut happened I think he has earned that title

@subbinbacktoallsubbs5272

7 ай бұрын

Juyi's dad's only pronoun is daddy and you will respect it.

Yuji's mom: Yuji I'm your mother and also your father 🙂💀

kenjaku really got his cheeks clapped to make yuji 💀

The Kenjussy goes crazy

@Ayamatsu_

Жыл бұрын

Not Kenjussy 💀

@cursedcat9557

Жыл бұрын

Nah what was gege thinking putting this type of plot on the internet bro 💀💀💀

@PichuElric

Жыл бұрын

​@@cursedcat9557 It certainly got us wildin

@xenx3318

11 ай бұрын

​@@cursedcat9557frr💀

@ihypeshadow807

10 ай бұрын

​@hansongwapo9857Bro what the fuck💀

"It was me yuji...."

@Ayamatsu_

Жыл бұрын

"Remember when you're still in your still in your dad's testicles? It was me Yuji, I was the one who bounced on your dad's massive crotch"

@hussincute3634

Жыл бұрын

I'm the one who get laid and giving birth to you

@liamwright2510

11 ай бұрын

…I am your mother…sorry father…wait what?

@corymains-oq4su

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@ferr4132

9 ай бұрын

"I purposely get clapped just to deliver this sick ass plot twist 15 years later, my goals are beyond your understanding"😂😂😂

Kenjaku: this is fine its apart of the plan.. 30 minutes later: "RAGHH AHH AHH AHH~ AH A-"

why does kenjaku kinda look like adolf rizzler

So hold up kenjaku just volunteered to spread his legs and get clapped to make a baby in a woman’s body? LMAO

@agentboi4794

Жыл бұрын

Precisely, all for the plan

@findme-1036

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@BernardTheForgotten

Жыл бұрын

He knew the mission

@msk-qp6fn

Жыл бұрын

He is something else really. I thought Orochimaru being meh in a woman's body was weird enough but Kenny boi here is another level of weird

@agentboi4794

11 ай бұрын

@@BernardTheForgotten he understood the assignment

Loid: “I’ll do anything for the mission” Kenjaku: “Hold my Beer” *proceeds to get cheeks clapped, knocked up and birth the MC*

@MysticalArceus

Жыл бұрын

*fucked up

@user-op5gr7vr7e

Жыл бұрын

my dumb ass was thinking about Lloyd from ninjago and i was like "huh?"

@LandrixM

8 ай бұрын

@@user-op5gr7vr7e 💀

@pelumiphillips3699

8 ай бұрын

​​@@user-op5gr7vr7e Nah fam he was talking about spy x family😂😂

@iamyourmaster2565

8 ай бұрын

@@user-op5gr7vr7elong before time,

"Yuji's mom looking more baddie than she ever did pops and I aint losing that cheeks" -Yuji's dad probably

When i hear the word theory i always think of matpat

Kenjaku took one backshot for each finger he wanted Yuji to survive eating

@AriellaDisNuts

10 ай бұрын

I calculated he got railed 20 times if its for every finger 😄

@facundosilveira5535

9 ай бұрын

​@@AriellaDisNutsnah he had to make sure Yuji could take all 20 fingers, he probably took all the backshots possible... For the plan, of course.

@skrellb9659

8 ай бұрын

@@facundosilveira5535Kenjaku: hahaha finally! All is Cum- I mean coming together Yuji dad: You’re quite kinky today dear

@Ghosta_

7 ай бұрын

@@AriellaDisNutsnah. Kenjaku was definitely the top

@AriellaDisNuts

7 ай бұрын

@@Ghosta_ so you mean kenjaku was riding itadoris father?

Kenjaku is literally the Aizen of the New Generation of Anime

@Boris_Gigglefort

Жыл бұрын

Bleach unironically is literally the back bone for a lot of new gen shonen

@Kira-mu2im

Жыл бұрын

​@@Boris_Gigglefort biggest 🧢 ever

@BiGChedder19

Жыл бұрын

​@Kira-mu2im not just bleach all the big 3

@kannan07

Жыл бұрын

@@BiGChedder19 while Naruto and one piece are inspirations for new gen Bleach is definitely the one most new gen are based off/inspired by

@kannan07

Жыл бұрын

@@Kira-mu2im no

Yuuji: WHERE'S MY MOM?? Kenjaku: I'm here

Gramps might be like Tatsuki in Bleach Not gifted, but AWARE...

Bro really let Yuji's Dad rail him in order to fulfill his own goals. Got to admire that conviction and galaxy brain planning.

@1Dark.Paradise.Lost1

10 ай бұрын

Who wouldn't?

@user-hn2qd3lf8o

9 ай бұрын

It was me yuji I was the one who got clapped by your father to make you :reverse kenjaku

@zionjoiner9822

6 ай бұрын

@@1Dark.Paradise.Lost1WHA-

Kenjaku Expanded His Domain for the Plan 💀

@NeuvilletteTheOtterlette

4 ай бұрын

FOUL ☠️

@jaja122106

2 ай бұрын

This shit is FOUL AF 💀

@NeuvilletteTheOtterlette

Ай бұрын

@@jaja122106 REAL

@voidkingdoms0568

22 күн бұрын

The most FOUL comment in the comment section 😂

@spencerpendley9583

9 күн бұрын

Possibly in any section ​@@voidkingdoms0568

SEE! THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF "BUSSINESS WITH PLEASURE"

Vocalpinapple:kenjaku is known as the most evil sorcerer in the world. sukuna:am I a joke to you?

Seriously Even Sukuna thinks Kenjaku was gross cuz he knows Kenjaku is Yujis Mother in a flash back

@ManusiaKagakRusuh

8 ай бұрын

Sukuna: So why that pink boy can freely control me when I was inside his body ? Kenjaku: As expected from my son Sukuna: I see, so you're his dad, huh ? Kenjaku: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sukuna: You're the dad, right ???

@eirschu8973

7 ай бұрын

​@@ManusiaKagakRusuhI'm in tears 😂

@AlexAguilar-ol3qo

7 ай бұрын

That's wild 😂

@lunar4386

25 күн бұрын

Because he was having fun with his twin?

So he is Choso "Brother" in the sense that they both have 3 parents

@VocalPineapple

Жыл бұрын

And they share a parent as well

@ChaosKing210

Жыл бұрын

And Kenjaku is, to my understanding, one of those 3 parents for both of them

@jimbo7551

Жыл бұрын

and fuck you japan too this was also my idea like 10 years ago for my story

@loophole7934

Жыл бұрын

2 dads

@Monkeytheluffy56

9 ай бұрын

Well, technically yuji's mom kaoro died before even conceiving yuji. It was kenjaku in her body.

Kenjaku was out there recieving backshots to fulfill his plans. Now that's some respect.

Aizen could learn a thing or two from Ken-waifu 😂 Such dedication 😅

"Who was behind all this?" "Your mom."

@BoltBlast179

6 ай бұрын

Literally 😂

@thetale3410

5 ай бұрын

Lollll

@Dug_destroys_stuff

5 ай бұрын

68 likes and 2 comments lemme fix that

@BoltBlast179

5 ай бұрын

@@Dug_destroys_stuff Make it 4

Bro casually enjoyed getting clapped to complete his plan💀

@rajesh_das73

3 ай бұрын

Tsunade : a worthy opponent

@user-ux9bx8kc5y

2 ай бұрын

Not even Aizen could comprehend that 😂

Kenjaku took the white flash so Yuji could do the black flash

I like to think kenjaku totally went through the whole relationship and even hit on the dad

Yuji’s grandpa: “your wife is a baddie!”😡😱😳 Yuji’s Dad: “yeah she is a baddie!” 😏😍😛

@PichuElric

Жыл бұрын

​@hansongwapo9857You probably missed it

@B-rex395

Жыл бұрын

Not THAT kind of baddie!!!

@Brejdu

10 ай бұрын

what the hell are those emojis 🦶🦶

@soggybread1989

10 ай бұрын

The kunjussy got Yuji's dad acting unwise

@ignightor8577

8 ай бұрын

​@hansongwapo9857It was in episode _____.

Kenjaku was willing to wear his own ankles as earmuffs to bring Yuji into this world and honestly? That’s dedication right there

@GoldenBred

4 ай бұрын

Crazy bro

Kenjaku went under the sheets for yuji to run in those streets💀🙏

Kenjaku taking backshots for the team 💀

Kenjaku : Y-YES~! MORE....~ MORE~! FOR MY PLA- AHHHHHH~!

@nextline5775

7 ай бұрын

💀

@mathjohanmaceda3749

6 ай бұрын

NAH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@DanteStetyick

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@reaperhd1883

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@chara9249

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

That family dinner must be the weirdest sht ever.

@not_soro

10 ай бұрын

the dinner? think about the reveal yuji's dad prolly had a heart attack hearing the cheeks he was clapping weren't his wives in body but not soul

@Monkeytheluffy56

9 ай бұрын

​@@not_soroimagine clapping a creepy sorcerer who is 1000 years old. 😂

@not_soro

9 ай бұрын

@@Monkeytheluffy56 i did

@heath6802

8 ай бұрын

Kenjaku (Geto’s body), Yuuji, and Choso all sitting at a table together… That’s probably someone’s joke one-shot somewhere

@dDoodle788

8 ай бұрын

Considering that the oldest son of said main villain shouted " it's time to commit patricide!" The last time that the two met, it would make for a very ackward family dinner indeed.

Yuji Itadori:Black Flash His DAD 🗿:White Splash

Maybe that is why yuji was so gifted at the beginning of the series

Can't imagine both of them dissing each other and kenjaku said "shut up you son of a bitch... nvm"

@JoeImm360

8 ай бұрын

Or "I did your mom last night- oh wait nevermind."

@jasontoddvoorhees

7 ай бұрын

Lmfao

Her extremely powerful curse technique is telling Yuji to shut up, stop arguing, and go back to his room indefinitely because he is gRoUnDeD

Call me mommy. Yuji: Ah hell nah.

bro fr experienced giving birth for the sake of his plans. godda respect he's commitment

kenjaku getting his ass busted for a fucking plan is the most diabolical shit I've ever seen

@gingees

4 ай бұрын

Getting plowed For a perfect vessel is crazy tho

Yuji's grandpa was tryna warn his dad that it was a dude this whole time😓. Bro got catfished James Charles style

@nananana-tn4tq

8 ай бұрын

BROOOO LMAOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@jasontoddvoorhees

7 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO FOUL BUT TRUE

@pandasftw2218

7 ай бұрын

Mf this is not James Charles style at all first off to be James Charles style you have to get caught and do it multiple other time

Getting your cheeks clapped being on your steps to to your goal is wild

Kenjaku has his plans in order AND gets to be railed by Yuji's dad. sounds like a hell of a deal, I can see why they went for it.

Also, before the culling game arc, kenjaku in geto's body encounters the occult club girl from episode 1 and thanks her for being his son's friend, meaning a) yuji is kenjaku's son, and b) that he followed yuji in high school, also probably was the one to put sukuna's finger in that same school so that yuji and friends could find it.

@PaintSplashProductions

6 ай бұрын

Kenjaku is so supportive of their son

@uberrex8073

6 ай бұрын

​@@PaintSplashProductionstotally because he cares about him and not for any selfish reasons...

@sloanreeder90

6 ай бұрын

​@uberrex8073 ik ur being sarcastic but that's exactly why he did it. If yuji dies before his master plan comes together then there would be no jjk. Remember jaku was around during the same Era as sukuna. Suka exists only to fight strong opponents. So him and jaku likely struck a deal. However I don't think sukuna accounted for kenjaku to have his own selfish plans

Kenjakus mustache looks awfully familiar

Bro got that adolf special The mustache

Her ability was anit gravity which is kinda crazy.

@kingjaven13

Жыл бұрын

Awesome 🤟🏾

@isaaclee3271

Жыл бұрын

Plus, as demonstrated by Kenjaku, she could use Curse Technique Reversal to instead amplify gravity around her

@randomgamer9303

Жыл бұрын

@@isaaclee3271 It was so cool to see in action

@abeecuzynot4431

Жыл бұрын

​@@randomgamer9303 was it in the manga?

@randomgamer9303

Жыл бұрын

@@abeecuzynot4431 yes

this has the same energy as "it was me barry"

@javiarcamaro7178

Жыл бұрын

No joke RFlash *would* do something just like this “It was me Barry, I was your mom and let your dad clap me just so you can be born and watch as a i kill your mother who is also me”

@user-hn2qd3lf8o

9 ай бұрын

​@@javiarcamaro7178 or It was me yuji I was the one who got clapped by your father to make you :reverse kenjaku

He won but at what cost

White splash! -kenjaku

"I AM YOUR MOTHER" "NOOOOOOO THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!!"

@user-hn2qd3lf8o

9 ай бұрын

Thats right It was me yuji I was the one who got clapped by your father to make you :reverse kenjaku

It’s not gay it’s just the plan I swear…

@DrGandW

10 ай бұрын

We don’t know what Kenjaku’s original body was

“Kenjaku took the white splash so yuji could hit the black flash.”

All jokes aside, Kenjaku deserves some respect bro literally spread his legs and cried into them sheets all for the sake of the plan.

There’s also certain hints that Kenjaku cares for Yuji. Cause he thanks Yujis friends for taking care of him

@thatoneguy5343

6 ай бұрын

I saw that more as “Thanks for looking after my pawn/chess piece.”

@nahlies2382

3 ай бұрын

Realistically no, as he also raped a woman for the cursed wombs(choso gang) and saw them just as expendable, I think Yuki is just an experiment not quite yet finished in all reality

kenjaku is so fking lucky, he got railed by yuji's hot father

@mehboobahmedkhalid4952

Жыл бұрын

Wtf🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️🍆🍆

@Yuta_Okkotsu-

11 ай бұрын

Bro want to get railed too by yuji's father

@TheOneWhoAsked4373

10 ай бұрын

Agreed

@1Dark.Paradise.Lost1

10 ай бұрын

Damn Kenny had the rizz

@mowfus96

9 ай бұрын

You're so down bad bro (i completely agree with you)

Kenjaku: I need to take back shots from another man Me: HERE!!

Throughout heaven and earth i alone am the backshotted one. -kenjaku

Nah it wasnt cuz of yuji Yuji's dad just got that unspoken rizz and a 12 inch excalibur

@nananana-tn4tq

8 ай бұрын

12 Inch excalibur 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@jerey6

7 ай бұрын

🎉

@luciuscifer6589

7 ай бұрын

It could be true cus on every one else the stitches ar visible, the stitches on yuji's mom are scars by now so he definitely stayed a lot longer so he could get plowed even more

@WallNutBreaker524

6 ай бұрын

He unsheathed his Excalibur 😂

@thefakeslimshady6969

6 ай бұрын

​@@nananana-tn4tqisn't this a regular length ruler? 💀💀

It's not gay if im in a woman's body

@adhamahmed7126

4 ай бұрын

WOMAN IS 🧍🏻‍♀️ MAN IS 🧠 IS GAY REALLY 🙁

Mahito: I am you Kenjaku: I made you

Most evil sorceror in history:😛 The MC:👿

Kenjaku's dedication is just phenomenal 💀👍

You see yuji, ......i am your mother

@KellethTheIII

Жыл бұрын

Bro made a Star Wars reference 💀

@littlesunshine4591

7 ай бұрын

He's not yuji mom...yuji came from his mom's egg so he's just.. he's just I will just shut up