"That's it? No thanks for the sex? Sorry for tearing my ass?" will forever be seared into my brain.
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
10 ай бұрын
“No” *cue heartbreak
@the-boring-car-guy Жыл бұрын
The way they made us think Kayleigh was fleeing the scene but instead showed her bravery and shot it out with Mike. Bravo Bince
@onyx6645
Жыл бұрын
Vravo Bince!
@chickenboi09
Жыл бұрын
*kid named finger
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
@@chickenboi09 shut up
@VioIetteMolotov
7 ай бұрын
@@chickenboi09 fid named kinger*
@chickenboi09
7 ай бұрын
@@VioIetteMolotov stop replying to things an entire year old
@kidnamedfingerreal11 ай бұрын
The idea of Mike going to Walt's house just to trash talk his own granddaughter and then saying "no more sex Walt" is very funny to me
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
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I could watch 47 minutes of Mike treating Kaylee like shit.
@Proud_to_support_Palestine
Жыл бұрын
Same
@NoReplyAsset
Жыл бұрын
47 minutes of his granddaughter trying to kill him
@TheRealGuusMcgoose
Жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
She's dead! I woke up, I found her, that's all I know.
@FlashyMcMuffin
Жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@MadelineSawyer Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Walt going into Hank's office to vent about his troubled sex life with Mike, a person who Hank is actively investigating, but in the spirit of friendliness he doesn't investigate further, and offers up a token "Yeah, Walt, I'm sure you're good at sex" to cheer him up
@duckzilla7841
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna get a coffee, you want a coffee?
@carlbig3118
11 ай бұрын
Common Dank Schrader W
@SteveNathn Жыл бұрын
I like how Mike’s behavior is such a concern to Saul that he places a restraining order against his own client
I find the edits that form their own storylines far more hilarious than random clips with loud sounds and random shit. That can be funny, don't get me wrong, but videos like this are just hilarious. Mike on a mission to kill his granddaughter and Walter suffering from his rejection is absolute gold.
@pablochamber411
Жыл бұрын
I share this opinion hahah
@pixiesinc743
11 ай бұрын
Thats the Magic of the ytp's videos
@c.a.k.comedy692
9 ай бұрын
Literally that’s why I watch ytps in the first place
@jckon Жыл бұрын
‘I’ve got a granddaughter a few years older, she’s *one piece of shit that I will never forget* ’ I came close to breaking my rib cage at that line 🤣
@blackirontarkus3156
9 ай бұрын
I hope one day I can relate to Mike irl
@Homophobic_racist_sexist
9 ай бұрын
Braking rib
@nxmx6ix
Ай бұрын
@@blackirontarkus3156 GODDAMN YOU!
@MelloParasite96 Жыл бұрын
There are two types of YTPs: The ones that turn the source material into a random gibberish, and there's the ones that manage to create a whole new and hilarious storyline such as this one. Well done mate
You are the greatest legal mind I have ever known.
@chuckmcgilll
Жыл бұрын
@@lecursedturtle9385 you- you passed the bar?
@lecursedturtle9385
Жыл бұрын
@@chuckmcgilll Yes, I was a graduate of the University of America Samoa.
@chuckmcgilll
Жыл бұрын
@@lecursedturtle9385 What a Sick Joke
@lecursedturtle9385
Жыл бұрын
@@chuckmcgilll I worked my ass off to get where I am!
@aljoa2392 Жыл бұрын
I’ve lost count how many times Mike killed Kaleigh in this video
@arthurconanthebarbarian1288
Жыл бұрын
They're done when she says they're done
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
No more half measures Walter
@blackirontarkus3156
Жыл бұрын
@@XpwnxageCinduh, put your curved sword away Cinduh. I’m not tryharding with you right now Cinduh.
@shutuvi
11 ай бұрын
She deserve to be killed every time, Mike told her to make those even
@lecursedturtle9385 Жыл бұрын
0:41 this was the moment Kaylee became Heisenberg. Bravo Bigboy.
@olplainface1299
Жыл бұрын
Big boy! 270 280
@Szibenwaro Жыл бұрын
I just love the unwarranted "WALTuH" cut-ins, 9:49 is the one that probably cracked me up the most in the entire video xD
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
Ай бұрын
“Hey, Walter what exactly are you doing? *Put ya pistol away Walt-Uh”* *Walt backs away *Walt returns “Hello again~” *bang
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
Ай бұрын
“Hey, Walter what exactly are you doing? *Put ya pistol away Walt-Uh”* *Walt backs away *Walt returns “Hello again~” *bang
@frankanderson6339 Жыл бұрын
6:55 I’d like to think Hank went the rest of his day business as usual until his commute home where he thought of Goodman’s sick burn and had to pull over to have a panic attack
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
when you remember some awkward you did
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
You should try it on your own and make it look more realistic to me than the other way round lol 😂 I’m a huge sucker to the new font CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES has a very strong community and a very good community and I am happy for the community and for all of the people that have joined
@Jedi116
9 ай бұрын
Lmfao- gold
@nxmx6ix
Ай бұрын
Jimmy roasted Hank to the point he got PSTD
@stiffchris972011 ай бұрын
I think the funniest part about Mike telling Walter he killed Kayleigh is the mental image of Mike holding a gun to Kayleigh's mouth and then just out of nowhere he caves her head in with a blender.
@skadobe Жыл бұрын
@6:23 “your client looks fine to me” and then it’s mike looking like he’s gunna die from his hangover 😂
@catpriest
Жыл бұрын
he looks like he caught a bullet in his gut
@keraptus9816
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@olplainface1299
Жыл бұрын
Lol that is the face he makes after Walt shoots him so that makes sense.
@user-bj8jw5wk1t
Жыл бұрын
clown*
@nairbas392 Жыл бұрын
6:21 I laughed so loud seeing this
@pory913 Жыл бұрын
8:16 Mike does a good impression of Stacy
@DoctressCalibrator Жыл бұрын
8:36 I love how you sentence-mixed this epic line.
@Mr.Tom_69 Жыл бұрын
2:25 This whole scene got me Dying 💀🤣
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
9 ай бұрын
“Hah-Waow! Oh, that’s some *penes* there, Mike!”
@dantehernandez7839 Жыл бұрын
Mike has always been my favorite character, it was refreshing to find new lore of his
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
Kid named CACQUES
@afriendofepicproportions Жыл бұрын
Holy shit the orgy audio from outside the building had me dying, I'm almost 23 why has my humor not changed since I was 12 lmao
@CornholioPuppetMaster
Жыл бұрын
I’m almost 33 and feel the same
@angelprado2845
Жыл бұрын
YEA MR. WHITE!
@jsphat81 Жыл бұрын
I dunno what I like more: Mike calling Kaylee a stupid b$&@ and killing her, Mike f$&@ng Jesse, Walt being salty AF because Mike refuses to f$&k him, or Saul roasting the s$&t outta Hank to the point where Hank crashed his car and almost passed out LOL. So many moments.
@locutusofborg47AT Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I will never be able to comprehend why Bince decided to cut this absolutely astounding plotline from the show. Unvravo Bince, but also Vravo Bince because I literally cried while watching this.
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
I stole your cacques
@Immolator772 Жыл бұрын
The part with Hank watching Mike's ass on the tv is just priceless.
@NomadQuinn Жыл бұрын
I just love to imagine that Mike watching anime is 100% canon
@NoReplyAsset
Жыл бұрын
hopefully not loli anime
@bronze5723
10 ай бұрын
*I hope it’s not hentai*
@arktube6558 Жыл бұрын
While everyone is sad for thier own reasons, Hank is confused about coffee
@petterblakk6 ай бұрын
Poor man can't even kill his granddaughter without going to prison.
@Niagaranobs
5 күн бұрын
7:10
@TheMrrobustus Жыл бұрын
These edits >>>>>> ones with the sudden ear splitting loudness. Them being tactically inserted is great, but the well crafted storyline of it all is perfection!
@yourfirstgrandad1816
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@oskarczz Жыл бұрын
the coffee part got me dying
@DoctressCalibrator Жыл бұрын
I like how they talk about fixing the tree house, as if it's a very important matter.
@westube34934 ай бұрын
The coffee transition from Walt and Hank to Mike and Hank was brilliant.
@whoismarkk Жыл бұрын
0:04 caught me so off guard
@ross6883 Жыл бұрын
- Mr white weigh in here woud ya? - HUH WOOWW!! - Oh that's some P*nis right there mike
@claudioolate2516 Жыл бұрын
2:25 this whole part with just the dialogues is the best
@paxcity Жыл бұрын
The kid named finger x Kayleeberg tension was insane
@keraptus9816 Жыл бұрын
5:16 i think hank is gonna get a coffee
@Marka301 Жыл бұрын
"I woke up, I found her, that's all I know" I laughed so hard I probably woke my family up
@stiffchris9720 Жыл бұрын
"She's making a mess, I told her to make those even. She's thinking we finish fixing the ladder on the treehouse. We will fix the treehouse. Right after I leave her alone in a ditch." dead 😂
@frostycane5134 Жыл бұрын
I will now attempt to piece together the plot Mike is building a play set with his grand daughter who he secretly despises. After proceed to make uneven stairs mike yells at her to make them even. She insists she still wants to do it yet continues to make em uneven. Mike then threatens her with a gun. Kailey seemingly retreats only to gets a gun and has a shoot out with Mike Mike presumably shoots her dead After which her mother comes home and Mike greets her with his HEEEYY He then claims kaley dies and that’s how he found her. The next day Mike gets a call on his phone confirming that kaley somehow survived the shoot out . Jesse contacts Mike And shows him evidence of her still working on the play set . Mike then confirms that her fate it sealed as she is still making a mess Jesse wants to find a peaceful solution while Mike insists she deserves to die Mike is turned on by jesses need to protect his family and has sex with him. Walter then joins in. I’ll post part two later People are saying that part 2 is hidden so I’ll post it here After blowing mike waltuh gets reprimanded for doing a bad job. Mike then continues to reject waltuh Waltuh confided I’m his brother in law hank who is addicted to coffee. Hank them checks out Mike himself to see if he’s as hot As waltuh claims , he is and hank takes of video of mike to enjoy later. Waltuh then confronts Mike who yells at him and says he was only interested in Jesse and had no feelings for waltuh and his tiny penis and large glutinous Maximus . He then makes a one piece reference and tells waltuh what happens to his grand daughter Mike then goes to an interrogation where he hires Saul to represent him Saul defends mikes right to kill his granddaughter then Mike shits himself. Saul is semningly embarrassed and decided to lie about Mike jerking his getkin to his granddaughter The cops ransack mikes house for evidence (but really for coffee) Mike is steadfast about not having sex with waltuh Waltuh then Requests strippers and gets a call from mike who is currently fucking Jesse . Waltuh in a jealous rage charges mike. Mike convinces waltuh to not shoot . It’s successful until it isn’t Then waltuh lies to Jesse and becomes Italian And this ends the Vince Gillian saga BRAVO VINCE
@frostycane5134
Жыл бұрын
After blowing mike waltuh gets reprimanded for doing a bad job. Mike then continues to reject waltuh Waltuh confided I’m his brother in law hank who is addicted to coffee. Hank them checks out Mike himself to see if he’s as hot As waltuh claims , he is and hank takes of video of mike to enjoy later. Waltuh then confronts Mike who yells at him and says he was only interested in Jesse and had no feelings for waltuh and his tiny penis and large glutinous Maximus . He then makes a one piece reference and tells waltuh what happens to his grand daughter Mike then goes to an interrogation where he hires Saul to represent him Saul defends mikes right to kill his granddaughter then Mike shits himself. Saul is semningly embarrassed and decided to lie about Mike jerking his getkin to his granddaughter The cops ransack mikes house for evidence (but really for coffee) Mike is steadfast about not having sex with waltuh Waltuh then Requests strippers and gets a call from mike who is currently fucking Jesse . Waltuh in a jealous rage charges mike. Mike convinces waltuh to not shoot . It’s successful until it isn’t Then waltuh lies to Jesse and becomes Italian And this ends the Vince Gillian saga BRAVO VINCE
@nocoture
Жыл бұрын
@@frostycane5134 bravo Vince
@baconhairwyatt8149
Жыл бұрын
vince really thought of everything
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
It took me a minute to get thru this due to laughing
@Ivebeenwaitingforthis1
11 ай бұрын
So where's part 2?
@Maw0 Жыл бұрын
Would Finger's grandchild be named Fingernail?
@frostycane5134
Жыл бұрын
No it would be toe
@Maw0
Жыл бұрын
@@frostycane5134 No, toe is the name of his twin brother.
@mike26037 Жыл бұрын
When he answered the phone and Kaylee was still alive "GOD DAMNIT!" HAD ME ROLLING
@noisecache Жыл бұрын
you make some of the YTPs ever. this is one of your best works yet, not a second went by i wasn’t laughing
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
Legit
@jupiter9064 Жыл бұрын
The low quality "I'm having s3x with you right now" at 2:02 absolutely killed me 😭I replayed that part at least 10 times
@the-boring-car-guy Жыл бұрын
Icl that was one of the funniest sex scenes I've seen on a ytp without being overly ridiculous with the noises or visuals
@defenderofminorities3056
Жыл бұрын
*yeah mr white*
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
Jesse.. I'M HAVIN SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
@jaycgaming2606 Жыл бұрын
"Pop Pop :D" "God damn you!"
@ComradeSina-nt2ms Жыл бұрын
I love how people HATE Mike's granddaughter even more than Walter jr
@ana-esthesiac Жыл бұрын
This is one of your best works yet. The audio splicing is absolutely superb. Keep making more!
@mrinalkantinath1271 Жыл бұрын
7:09 darkest Mike moment
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
That's disturbing!
@mrinalkantinath1271
Жыл бұрын
Even for saul
@DetailedMcfly Жыл бұрын
The beef mike got with kaylee is on a whole new planet bro 💀
@echo1180 Жыл бұрын
This is the best BB parody video I’ve ever seen. Dunno how it hasn’t blown up but I’m saving it to watch later.
@rando1167 Жыл бұрын
wow what a nice guy offering so many coffees in the morning
@TheMrrobustus Жыл бұрын
Mike saying they’ll fix the treehouse after ending Kaylee sounds like he and Jesse are going to work on it together. New head cannon
@ogvztjch Жыл бұрын
6:54 best part imo
@emboenthusiast3213 Жыл бұрын
Ur BB/BCS YTPs are the absolute best
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
Legit
@dread1262
Жыл бұрын
What's a Ytp?
@lukefitton7329
9 ай бұрын
@@dread1262KZread poop
@gregtestagent Жыл бұрын
Walter being Mike’s jilted vengeful lover was compelling storytelling.
@zigzag2527 Жыл бұрын
I just love how walt is just venting to hank about mike not wanting to make love to him. He really wanted mike that he even sheds tears.
@TheWunWhiteWolf Жыл бұрын
10:00 I’m wheezing over here. 😂
@vincentlaw1415
Жыл бұрын
It's those dry "hey?" moments that get my everytime for some reason 😂
@TheWunWhiteWolf
Жыл бұрын
@@vincentlaw1415 Same here.
@raeesronaldo
Жыл бұрын
“PUT YOUR *pistol* AWAY WALTUH”
@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy Жыл бұрын
Lalo Salamanca: "This is the best YTP, I've ever seen in my entire life" "It's funny but not worn out. And the jokes & the cohesive plot are so...Hilarious" "I'll be back for another YTP eh,? It's too funny to stay away from it" lol
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Жыл бұрын
_"Where are the blue candies Mike? Always watching Mike, always watching..."_
@ChaossX7711 ай бұрын
I've watched this video so many times it now gets recommended to me under every video I'm currently watching. 😂
@lotusnaturals1897 Жыл бұрын
imma get a coffee, u wanna coffee?
@Astianatte592
Жыл бұрын
A coffee you get, yeah
@thediamondscorpion6562
6 ай бұрын
I’m not an expert on coffee but Hey you want a coffee?
@sdmm1112 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. First time in a long time I've laughed so hard I thought I might puke lol
@petarrajcevic4607 Жыл бұрын
Never have I ever seen i man put so much work into a ladder step being perfectly straight
@superbot6821
Жыл бұрын
This is Mike we're talking about
@ChaossX7711 ай бұрын
This might be the best bb ytp ever made.
@rbxless Жыл бұрын
5:24 onwards is fucking gold
@the-boring-car-guy Жыл бұрын
Bro I'm hooked on these right now please keep making them
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
@Alexander Capanov I'm glad to say I've stopped watching these now. But I've watched it so many times that I don't even need to watch it again to remember. Lemme see if I remember the scene. "Put it inside" "It's inside it gets wet" Missing something... "Your concerns have been duly noted" "Woah woah woah wait!" "God damnit! You put my- cock in your- ass" "Mr white would you weigh in here?" "Huh, wow! That's some real- penis you got there mic. Wow" Missing something... "Just give him a chance. He's good with this stuff." Missing something... "You're making a mess!" "Oh holy mother of god!!!💦" Can't remember what mike says right after that but I remember he's pretty calm. Anyway I'm gonna go re-evaluate my life decisions now.
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN YOU
@lordvishnu81724 ай бұрын
Hank really took that coffee complaint hard.
@Drayran6 ай бұрын
The ever so awesome arc of Mike's feud with his granddaughter. I can't believe it is getting funnier rewatching it. Her shaking her head in that sassy way and using Walt's "We're done when I say we're done" is pure brilliance
@Intotheforest17 Жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly one of the greatest ytps ever
@MagnificentDreamFox Жыл бұрын
0:07 God...damn it, that is *too* clean.
@beng9906 Жыл бұрын
this is a modern masterpiece of breaking bad fandom/memes. a real triumph, I mean that
@skadobe Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best breaking bad [ytp]
@bloodeleine Жыл бұрын
i love the callbacks to the first 3 ive shown the trilogy to all of my friends its so quotable
@inventorsam6 ай бұрын
“Hey where’s Kaylee?” “She’s dead” “What?” “I woke up I found her that’s all I know.” Shit got me dying
@pory913 Жыл бұрын
This feels like a spin off with Mike as the main character
@misticloud_real Жыл бұрын
legend is finally back
@Speed-TV4 ай бұрын
Breaking bad ytps are so funny because of how calm and slow it is
@Niagaranobs
5 күн бұрын
Not to mention literally every fucking character being a horny gay man for some reason.
@matteoderosa-7930 Жыл бұрын
💀 8:04
@yungcashregister1841 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos so much
@yungcashregister1841
Жыл бұрын
@An very person yung cash register
@yungcashregister1841
Жыл бұрын
@@WoWoahCool321 yung cash register
@Viral-fusions Жыл бұрын
Turn down the volume at 3:00 much recommend
@ptolemaic3238
22 күн бұрын
No
@Juhi1188 ай бұрын
The pinnacle of BB YTP's.
@StainsStainsStains Жыл бұрын
the grandfather/grand daughter gunfight was hilarious. and mike calling her a piece of shit is hilarious.
@BlazeIt-zz1ih Жыл бұрын
All THAT over a tree house. 😆
@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy Жыл бұрын
8:20 Mike: "I put my revolver in her mouth...And I said...this is it..this is how it ends... And I killed her..." The thought of Mike snapping over his granddaughter being imprecise during the treehouse enhancment construction, is simply too hilarious for my brain to comprehend & makes me laugh in agonizing pain. But then again, he's a former vietnam vet, so it wouldn't be too far fetched... lol XD And the way Walt just silently stares back at Mike, being completely emotionless is something season 5 Walt would canonically do. My absolute favorite moment.
@MelloParasite96
Жыл бұрын
"Moral of the story is, my granddaughter is a STUPID BITCH."
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
@Mr.Pistolet Waltuh
@livecarsonreaction Жыл бұрын
What's the strongest out of the three: - Junior's love of breakfast - Hank's love of coffee - Bogdan's eyebrows
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
Жыл бұрын
Bogdan has eyebrows to rival Leonid Brezhnev
@dante_849 Жыл бұрын
I have the sudden urge to go get a coffee
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
Coffee I'm I'm gonna get a coffee
@bean-eiridinn1005 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god is that actually Jonathan Banks saying "I got a nice ass huh" at 5:40???? 😭 It sure sounds like him
@ChemicallyCosmic
2 ай бұрын
yes
@drmilkweed11 ай бұрын
I love the running joke of people running away to get a gun lol
@Hiddenator Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU ARE JUST AMAZING I love your stuff I watch and rewatch it with my friends all the time man keep it up!!
@ClementBaudoin Жыл бұрын
These Breaking Bad YTP are like the most hilarious things I saw on KZread recently and gawd damn it’s good to laugh ! Jesus
@piniato Жыл бұрын
This has to be the best ytp ive ever seen
@GMMReviews Жыл бұрын
This actually made me cry laughing, great job 😂
@MDGboyy Жыл бұрын
This one might be your best work, great job BigBoy 😂
@highgogoat Жыл бұрын
the fucking speech with walt and mike about how kaylee's a bitch was hilarious, goated vid
Пікірлер: 495
"I woke up, I found her, that's all I know" actual tears in my eyes man 😂
@Ihavehadmanynames7779
Жыл бұрын
GAHD DAMNIT
@ross6883
Жыл бұрын
You get that through your head
@starset4life175
Жыл бұрын
@@ross6883 That is some kind of wow right there
@person92906
Жыл бұрын
imma get a cup of coffee
@quintynhendersom9387
Жыл бұрын
“I told her to make those even” 🤬
> Kills his own Granddaughter > Claims, that he woke, he found her and that's all he knows > Refuses to elaborate
@lucask4377
9 ай бұрын
> Leaves
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
2 ай бұрын
> Proceeds to have numerous highly sexual encounters with his coworkers
@jakespacepiratee3740
Ай бұрын
🗿
“Hey where’s Kaylee?” “She’s dead” 😂😂😂
@mredmond8393
Жыл бұрын
"I woke up I found her thats all I know" lol
@rapid9534
Жыл бұрын
That part cracks me up every time lol
@heddshot87
Жыл бұрын
Caught me off guard 😂😂
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
"Pop pa!" GOD DAMN YOU
@DoctressCalibrator
Жыл бұрын
"Mike!"
"Poor man can't even kill his granddaughter without going to prison"
@Iamnotwhoiam2009
Жыл бұрын
I feel the same way he does…
@afriendofepicproportions
Жыл бұрын
Literally 1984
@jackuk2700
Жыл бұрын
Society
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
10 ай бұрын
“I got a granddaughter a few years older, she’s *one piece a shit I’ll never forget”*
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
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"That's it? No thanks for the sex? Sorry for tearing my ass?" will forever be seared into my brain.
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
10 ай бұрын
“No” *cue heartbreak
The way they made us think Kayleigh was fleeing the scene but instead showed her bravery and shot it out with Mike. Bravo Bince
@onyx6645
Жыл бұрын
Vravo Bince!
@chickenboi09
Жыл бұрын
*kid named finger
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
@@chickenboi09 shut up
@VioIetteMolotov
7 ай бұрын
@@chickenboi09 fid named kinger*
@chickenboi09
7 ай бұрын
@@VioIetteMolotov stop replying to things an entire year old
The idea of Mike going to Walt's house just to trash talk his own granddaughter and then saying "no more sex Walt" is very funny to me
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
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@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
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@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
2 ай бұрын
*”WOOW…* that’s some *PEN1S* there, Mike”
I could watch 47 minutes of Mike treating Kaylee like shit.
@Proud_to_support_Palestine
Жыл бұрын
Same
@NoReplyAsset
Жыл бұрын
47 minutes of his granddaughter trying to kill him
@TheRealGuusMcgoose
Жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
She's dead! I woke up, I found her, that's all I know.
@FlashyMcMuffin
Жыл бұрын
Lol me too
I love the idea of Walt going into Hank's office to vent about his troubled sex life with Mike, a person who Hank is actively investigating, but in the spirit of friendliness he doesn't investigate further, and offers up a token "Yeah, Walt, I'm sure you're good at sex" to cheer him up
@duckzilla7841
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna get a coffee, you want a coffee?
@carlbig3118
11 ай бұрын
Common Dank Schrader W
I like how Mike’s behavior is such a concern to Saul that he places a restraining order against his own client
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
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I find the edits that form their own storylines far more hilarious than random clips with loud sounds and random shit. That can be funny, don't get me wrong, but videos like this are just hilarious. Mike on a mission to kill his granddaughter and Walter suffering from his rejection is absolute gold.
@pablochamber411
Жыл бұрын
I share this opinion hahah
@pixiesinc743
11 ай бұрын
Thats the Magic of the ytp's videos
@c.a.k.comedy692
9 ай бұрын
Literally that’s why I watch ytps in the first place
‘I’ve got a granddaughter a few years older, she’s *one piece of shit that I will never forget* ’ I came close to breaking my rib cage at that line 🤣
@blackirontarkus3156
9 ай бұрын
I hope one day I can relate to Mike irl
@Homophobic_racist_sexist
9 ай бұрын
Braking rib
@nxmx6ix
Ай бұрын
@@blackirontarkus3156 GODDAMN YOU!
There are two types of YTPs: The ones that turn the source material into a random gibberish, and there's the ones that manage to create a whole new and hilarious storyline such as this one. Well done mate
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
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WHAT A SICK YTP
@lecursedturtle9385
Жыл бұрын
You are the greatest legal mind I have ever known.
@chuckmcgilll
Жыл бұрын
@@lecursedturtle9385 you- you passed the bar?
@lecursedturtle9385
Жыл бұрын
@@chuckmcgilll Yes, I was a graduate of the University of America Samoa.
@chuckmcgilll
Жыл бұрын
@@lecursedturtle9385 What a Sick Joke
@lecursedturtle9385
Жыл бұрын
@@chuckmcgilll I worked my ass off to get where I am!
I’ve lost count how many times Mike killed Kaleigh in this video
@arthurconanthebarbarian1288
Жыл бұрын
They're done when she says they're done
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
No more half measures Walter
@blackirontarkus3156
Жыл бұрын
@@XpwnxageCinduh, put your curved sword away Cinduh. I’m not tryharding with you right now Cinduh.
@shutuvi
11 ай бұрын
She deserve to be killed every time, Mike told her to make those even
0:41 this was the moment Kaylee became Heisenberg. Bravo Bigboy.
@olplainface1299
Жыл бұрын
Big boy! 270 280
I just love the unwarranted "WALTuH" cut-ins, 9:49 is the one that probably cracked me up the most in the entire video xD
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
Ай бұрын
“Hey, Walter what exactly are you doing? *Put ya pistol away Walt-Uh”* *Walt backs away *Walt returns “Hello again~” *bang
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
Ай бұрын
“Hey, Walter what exactly are you doing? *Put ya pistol away Walt-Uh”* *Walt backs away *Walt returns “Hello again~” *bang
6:55 I’d like to think Hank went the rest of his day business as usual until his commute home where he thought of Goodman’s sick burn and had to pull over to have a panic attack
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
when you remember some awkward you did
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
You should try it on your own and make it look more realistic to me than the other way round lol 😂 I’m a huge sucker to the new font CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES CACQUES has a very strong community and a very good community and I am happy for the community and for all of the people that have joined
@Jedi116
9 ай бұрын
Lmfao- gold
@nxmx6ix
Ай бұрын
Jimmy roasted Hank to the point he got PSTD
I think the funniest part about Mike telling Walter he killed Kayleigh is the mental image of Mike holding a gun to Kayleigh's mouth and then just out of nowhere he caves her head in with a blender.
@6:23 “your client looks fine to me” and then it’s mike looking like he’s gunna die from his hangover 😂
@catpriest
Жыл бұрын
he looks like he caught a bullet in his gut
@keraptus9816
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@olplainface1299
Жыл бұрын
Lol that is the face he makes after Walt shoots him so that makes sense.
@user-bj8jw5wk1t
Жыл бұрын
clown*
6:21 I laughed so loud seeing this
8:16 Mike does a good impression of Stacy
8:36 I love how you sentence-mixed this epic line.
2:25 This whole scene got me Dying 💀🤣
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
9 ай бұрын
“Hah-Waow! Oh, that’s some *penes* there, Mike!”
Mike has always been my favorite character, it was refreshing to find new lore of his
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
Kid named CACQUES
Holy shit the orgy audio from outside the building had me dying, I'm almost 23 why has my humor not changed since I was 12 lmao
@CornholioPuppetMaster
Жыл бұрын
I’m almost 33 and feel the same
@angelprado2845
Жыл бұрын
YEA MR. WHITE!
I dunno what I like more: Mike calling Kaylee a stupid b$&@ and killing her, Mike f$&@ng Jesse, Walt being salty AF because Mike refuses to f$&k him, or Saul roasting the s$&t outta Hank to the point where Hank crashed his car and almost passed out LOL. So many moments.
Honestly, I will never be able to comprehend why Bince decided to cut this absolutely astounding plotline from the show. Unvravo Bince, but also Vravo Bince because I literally cried while watching this.
@Trout636
10 ай бұрын
I stole your cacques
The part with Hank watching Mike's ass on the tv is just priceless.
I just love to imagine that Mike watching anime is 100% canon
@NoReplyAsset
Жыл бұрын
hopefully not loli anime
@bronze5723
10 ай бұрын
*I hope it’s not hentai*
While everyone is sad for thier own reasons, Hank is confused about coffee
Poor man can't even kill his granddaughter without going to prison.
@Niagaranobs
5 күн бұрын
7:10
These edits >>>>>> ones with the sudden ear splitting loudness. Them being tactically inserted is great, but the well crafted storyline of it all is perfection!
@yourfirstgrandad1816
Жыл бұрын
Facts
the coffee part got me dying
I like how they talk about fixing the tree house, as if it's a very important matter.
The coffee transition from Walt and Hank to Mike and Hank was brilliant.
0:04 caught me so off guard
- Mr white weigh in here woud ya? - HUH WOOWW!! - Oh that's some P*nis right there mike
2:25 this whole part with just the dialogues is the best
The kid named finger x Kayleeberg tension was insane
5:16 i think hank is gonna get a coffee
"I woke up, I found her, that's all I know" I laughed so hard I probably woke my family up
"She's making a mess, I told her to make those even. She's thinking we finish fixing the ladder on the treehouse. We will fix the treehouse. Right after I leave her alone in a ditch." dead 😂
I will now attempt to piece together the plot Mike is building a play set with his grand daughter who he secretly despises. After proceed to make uneven stairs mike yells at her to make them even. She insists she still wants to do it yet continues to make em uneven. Mike then threatens her with a gun. Kailey seemingly retreats only to gets a gun and has a shoot out with Mike Mike presumably shoots her dead After which her mother comes home and Mike greets her with his HEEEYY He then claims kaley dies and that’s how he found her. The next day Mike gets a call on his phone confirming that kaley somehow survived the shoot out . Jesse contacts Mike And shows him evidence of her still working on the play set . Mike then confirms that her fate it sealed as she is still making a mess Jesse wants to find a peaceful solution while Mike insists she deserves to die Mike is turned on by jesses need to protect his family and has sex with him. Walter then joins in. I’ll post part two later People are saying that part 2 is hidden so I’ll post it here After blowing mike waltuh gets reprimanded for doing a bad job. Mike then continues to reject waltuh Waltuh confided I’m his brother in law hank who is addicted to coffee. Hank them checks out Mike himself to see if he’s as hot As waltuh claims , he is and hank takes of video of mike to enjoy later. Waltuh then confronts Mike who yells at him and says he was only interested in Jesse and had no feelings for waltuh and his tiny penis and large glutinous Maximus . He then makes a one piece reference and tells waltuh what happens to his grand daughter Mike then goes to an interrogation where he hires Saul to represent him Saul defends mikes right to kill his granddaughter then Mike shits himself. Saul is semningly embarrassed and decided to lie about Mike jerking his getkin to his granddaughter The cops ransack mikes house for evidence (but really for coffee) Mike is steadfast about not having sex with waltuh Waltuh then Requests strippers and gets a call from mike who is currently fucking Jesse . Waltuh in a jealous rage charges mike. Mike convinces waltuh to not shoot . It’s successful until it isn’t Then waltuh lies to Jesse and becomes Italian And this ends the Vince Gillian saga BRAVO VINCE
@frostycane5134
Жыл бұрын
After blowing mike waltuh gets reprimanded for doing a bad job. Mike then continues to reject waltuh Waltuh confided I’m his brother in law hank who is addicted to coffee. Hank them checks out Mike himself to see if he’s as hot As waltuh claims , he is and hank takes of video of mike to enjoy later. Waltuh then confronts Mike who yells at him and says he was only interested in Jesse and had no feelings for waltuh and his tiny penis and large glutinous Maximus . He then makes a one piece reference and tells waltuh what happens to his grand daughter Mike then goes to an interrogation where he hires Saul to represent him Saul defends mikes right to kill his granddaughter then Mike shits himself. Saul is semningly embarrassed and decided to lie about Mike jerking his getkin to his granddaughter The cops ransack mikes house for evidence (but really for coffee) Mike is steadfast about not having sex with waltuh Waltuh then Requests strippers and gets a call from mike who is currently fucking Jesse . Waltuh in a jealous rage charges mike. Mike convinces waltuh to not shoot . It’s successful until it isn’t Then waltuh lies to Jesse and becomes Italian And this ends the Vince Gillian saga BRAVO VINCE
@nocoture
Жыл бұрын
@@frostycane5134 bravo Vince
@baconhairwyatt8149
Жыл бұрын
vince really thought of everything
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
It took me a minute to get thru this due to laughing
@Ivebeenwaitingforthis1
11 ай бұрын
So where's part 2?
Would Finger's grandchild be named Fingernail?
@frostycane5134
Жыл бұрын
No it would be toe
@Maw0
Жыл бұрын
@@frostycane5134 No, toe is the name of his twin brother.
When he answered the phone and Kaylee was still alive "GOD DAMNIT!" HAD ME ROLLING
you make some of the YTPs ever. this is one of your best works yet, not a second went by i wasn’t laughing
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
Legit
The low quality "I'm having s3x with you right now" at 2:02 absolutely killed me 😭I replayed that part at least 10 times
Icl that was one of the funniest sex scenes I've seen on a ytp without being overly ridiculous with the noises or visuals
@defenderofminorities3056
Жыл бұрын
*yeah mr white*
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
Jesse.. I'M HAVIN SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
"Pop Pop :D" "God damn you!"
I love how people HATE Mike's granddaughter even more than Walter jr
This is one of your best works yet. The audio splicing is absolutely superb. Keep making more!
7:09 darkest Mike moment
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
That's disturbing!
@mrinalkantinath1271
Жыл бұрын
Even for saul
The beef mike got with kaylee is on a whole new planet bro 💀
This is the best BB parody video I’ve ever seen. Dunno how it hasn’t blown up but I’m saving it to watch later.
wow what a nice guy offering so many coffees in the morning
Mike saying they’ll fix the treehouse after ending Kaylee sounds like he and Jesse are going to work on it together. New head cannon
6:54 best part imo
Ur BB/BCS YTPs are the absolute best
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
Legit
@dread1262
Жыл бұрын
What's a Ytp?
@lukefitton7329
9 ай бұрын
@@dread1262KZread poop
Walter being Mike’s jilted vengeful lover was compelling storytelling.
I just love how walt is just venting to hank about mike not wanting to make love to him. He really wanted mike that he even sheds tears.
10:00 I’m wheezing over here. 😂
@vincentlaw1415
Жыл бұрын
It's those dry "hey?" moments that get my everytime for some reason 😂
@TheWunWhiteWolf
Жыл бұрын
@@vincentlaw1415 Same here.
@raeesronaldo
Жыл бұрын
“PUT YOUR *pistol* AWAY WALTUH”
Lalo Salamanca: "This is the best YTP, I've ever seen in my entire life" "It's funny but not worn out. And the jokes & the cohesive plot are so...Hilarious" "I'll be back for another YTP eh,? It's too funny to stay away from it" lol
_"Where are the blue candies Mike? Always watching Mike, always watching..."_
I've watched this video so many times it now gets recommended to me under every video I'm currently watching. 😂
imma get a coffee, u wanna coffee?
@Astianatte592
Жыл бұрын
A coffee you get, yeah
@thediamondscorpion6562
6 ай бұрын
I’m not an expert on coffee but Hey you want a coffee?
Absolutely brilliant. First time in a long time I've laughed so hard I thought I might puke lol
Never have I ever seen i man put so much work into a ladder step being perfectly straight
@superbot6821
Жыл бұрын
This is Mike we're talking about
This might be the best bb ytp ever made.
5:24 onwards is fucking gold
Bro I'm hooked on these right now please keep making them
@the-boring-car-guy
Жыл бұрын
@Alexander Capanov I'm glad to say I've stopped watching these now. But I've watched it so many times that I don't even need to watch it again to remember. Lemme see if I remember the scene. "Put it inside" "It's inside it gets wet" Missing something... "Your concerns have been duly noted" "Woah woah woah wait!" "God damnit! You put my- cock in your- ass" "Mr white would you weigh in here?" "Huh, wow! That's some real- penis you got there mic. Wow" Missing something... "Just give him a chance. He's good with this stuff." Missing something... "You're making a mess!" "Oh holy mother of god!!!💦" Can't remember what mike says right after that but I remember he's pretty calm. Anyway I'm gonna go re-evaluate my life decisions now.
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN YOU
Hank really took that coffee complaint hard.
The ever so awesome arc of Mike's feud with his granddaughter. I can't believe it is getting funnier rewatching it. Her shaking her head in that sassy way and using Walt's "We're done when I say we're done" is pure brilliance
This is quite possibly one of the greatest ytps ever
0:07 God...damn it, that is *too* clean.
this is a modern masterpiece of breaking bad fandom/memes. a real triumph, I mean that
This is one of the best breaking bad [ytp]
i love the callbacks to the first 3 ive shown the trilogy to all of my friends its so quotable
“Hey where’s Kaylee?” “She’s dead” “What?” “I woke up I found her that’s all I know.” Shit got me dying
This feels like a spin off with Mike as the main character
legend is finally back
Breaking bad ytps are so funny because of how calm and slow it is
@Niagaranobs
5 күн бұрын
Not to mention literally every fucking character being a horny gay man for some reason.
💀 8:04
I love your videos so much
@yungcashregister1841
Жыл бұрын
@An very person yung cash register
@yungcashregister1841
Жыл бұрын
@@WoWoahCool321 yung cash register
Turn down the volume at 3:00 much recommend
@ptolemaic3238
22 күн бұрын
No
The pinnacle of BB YTP's.
the grandfather/grand daughter gunfight was hilarious. and mike calling her a piece of shit is hilarious.
All THAT over a tree house. 😆
8:20 Mike: "I put my revolver in her mouth...And I said...this is it..this is how it ends... And I killed her..." The thought of Mike snapping over his granddaughter being imprecise during the treehouse enhancment construction, is simply too hilarious for my brain to comprehend & makes me laugh in agonizing pain. But then again, he's a former vietnam vet, so it wouldn't be too far fetched... lol XD And the way Walt just silently stares back at Mike, being completely emotionless is something season 5 Walt would canonically do. My absolute favorite moment.
@MelloParasite96
Жыл бұрын
"Moral of the story is, my granddaughter is a STUPID BITCH."
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
@Mr.Pistolet Waltuh
What's the strongest out of the three: - Junior's love of breakfast - Hank's love of coffee - Bogdan's eyebrows
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
Жыл бұрын
Bogdan has eyebrows to rival Leonid Brezhnev
I have the sudden urge to go get a coffee
@Xpwnxage
Жыл бұрын
Coffee I'm I'm gonna get a coffee
Oh my god is that actually Jonathan Banks saying "I got a nice ass huh" at 5:40???? 😭 It sure sounds like him
@ChemicallyCosmic
2 ай бұрын
yes
I love the running joke of people running away to get a gun lol
OH MY GOD YOU ARE JUST AMAZING I love your stuff I watch and rewatch it with my friends all the time man keep it up!!
These Breaking Bad YTP are like the most hilarious things I saw on KZread recently and gawd damn it’s good to laugh ! Jesus
This has to be the best ytp ive ever seen
This actually made me cry laughing, great job 😂
This one might be your best work, great job BigBoy 😂
the fucking speech with walt and mike about how kaylee's a bitch was hilarious, goated vid
Lost it at 06:00