[YTP] Max Payne's Rhetorical Questions
I don't know about angels, but it's the Payne in the butt that gives men wings.
April fools. Jerk.
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the voice of max payne (james mccaffrey) died from cancer today. thank you james for not just being part of a wonderful game series, but also inspiring kitty0706. rest in peace you two
@FloofPuppy
6 ай бұрын
Rest his soul...
@a.k8185
2 ай бұрын
It always takes the best...
If there's an afterlife, I hope they're shaking hands.
Are you going to say RIP to James McCaffrey's for voicing Max Payne that lead to this amaznig video? Don't answer that.
@lordneo9910
6 ай бұрын
A rhetorical question
@gagejohnathan9641
5 ай бұрын
We were already so far past the point of no return we couldn't even remember what it looked like when we passed the point of no return we passed the point of no return I passed the turn I point of no retu-
Came here to pay respects to two legends. Miss you, Kitty.
Kitty0706 has passed the point of no return... RIP
@timthestickboy
9 жыл бұрын
Is this the Payne residence? Don't answer that. Rhetorical question
@mindkiller10000
9 жыл бұрын
Dude, too soon... He died you know...
@peterchelstowski5600
9 жыл бұрын
Huang Lee Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
@mindkiller10000
9 жыл бұрын
Peter Chelstowski Stop... He really did die. On jan. 25
@synedrus_
9 жыл бұрын
Huang Lee Don't answer that. A rhetorical. *QUESTION.*
Poor kitty, he was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't even remember what it looked like when he had passed the point-of-no-return....
@averyjenson
8 жыл бұрын
+TheSmashbros45 He passed the turn, he pointed no.
@mecha_shadow
8 жыл бұрын
+Avery Jenson you're killing me...
@leon2550
8 жыл бұрын
killed him too
@Jejking
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't even remember what it looked like when he had passed the point-of-no-return he passed the point-of-no-return he passed the turn he pointed no BLAM
@RandomTwat
8 жыл бұрын
Jejking Honey? Anybody home?
R.I.P Kitty, released the trigger from the finger.
@relaxingkoala9035
8 жыл бұрын
To make any kind of sense of it I had to go back three years, back in the night the PAYNE IN DA BUTT started.
@nameless8692
8 жыл бұрын
+Relaxing Koala that was a PAYNE in the butt
@DynoSkrimisher
8 жыл бұрын
Relaxing Koala Then he made a- *Retorical Question*
@edgymemester9500
8 жыл бұрын
+DynoSkrimisher and he passed the point of no return
@basilisgkotsis4042
8 жыл бұрын
+Relaxing Koala try this MUM:bill can i play a video game of your computer please now. ME AKA HaruhiSuperiorCommander:Don't answer that. A rhetorical. question.
his "rhetorical question" face gets me everytime
@DerpyDosh
10 жыл бұрын
don't answer that, my questions are augmented.
@AReyes583
10 жыл бұрын
"What a shame"
@Ohflipsnap
6 жыл бұрын
Deus Ex Machina Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
@TheVeryRareGmanID
3 жыл бұрын
Is that Gretel MK2 in your profile pic?
@DerpyDosh
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheVeryRareGmanID Might be.
"They were all fat, I released my trigger from the finger. And then it was a rhetorical question" -Max Pain
I WAS ALREADY SO FAR PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN I COULDNT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE WHEN I PASS THE POINT OF NO RETURN LIKE PASS THE POINT OF NO RETURN I PASS THE TURN LIKE POINT NO RETURN
@Tyrant175
8 жыл бұрын
+Marcus Er Lmao
@nogoaway4969
5 жыл бұрын
is this the payne residence?
@NumaanTahir
5 жыл бұрын
@@nogoaway4969 noooo this is patrick
@AceD500
5 жыл бұрын
@@NumaanTahir oh my god you shot me ahhh!!!
@daedalus6433
5 жыл бұрын
They were all FAT. I released my trigger from the finger. And then i was a RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Came here to pay respectes to James 'N Kitty only to find out Job was already done so I released my thumbs from the keyboard and then It was a rethorical quesiton.
I like the way the show started. But I didn't like how it ended. RIP.
@michaelsalesman9171
9 жыл бұрын
True that.
rhetorical answer, don't question that
@paperbag1259
5 жыл бұрын
TheCherryKongBros OK, this one sounds mind-blowing.
@gaindekiryu
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck man ! You have created a time paradox !
@foxy629
4 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@psychosis1767
2 жыл бұрын
Don't question, answer that rhetorical
Do I speak for everyone when I say we're all gonna miss Kitty? Don't answer that. A rhetorical question. Man, I'm going to miss him.
@cem3891
9 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.
@peterchelstowski5600
9 жыл бұрын
Well, shit, I just answered it. R.I.P Kitty0706 1985 - 2015 Why'd he have to go? Don't answer that. A. Rhetorical. Question.
@TheRubbaRazza
9 жыл бұрын
Peter Chelstowski No he was born in 95, that's whats the most upsetting. He was only 20 years old.
@peterchelstowski5600
9 жыл бұрын
Oh, shit, I didn't know that. Whoops.
@astronut9362
9 жыл бұрын
TheRubbaRazza what if i answered your rhetorical question _with_ a rhetorical question? A rhetorical question. Don't answer that. Pls.
This reminds me of the time DasBoSchitt made a YTP for April Fools. Kitty is clearly skilled at editing, as this is a great poop.
@JamesLikesBubblegum
10 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.... It's a rhetorical question
@KrasniPerec
10 жыл бұрын
The Unadventurous Adventures of James Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
@sambeauchot6822
10 жыл бұрын
emperor lemon your here to wow seems like every famous youtuber is here
@Kooljex12
10 жыл бұрын
Is this the Payne residents?
@squirrelstar051
10 жыл бұрын
Kooljex12 no this is patrick
Kitty are you dead ? Don't answer that. A RETHORICAL..... QUESTION
@godofdead2
8 жыл бұрын
+Dr Mady Damn nigga that's cold.
@drmady4644
8 жыл бұрын
***** I honestly never thought someone would answer this
@marshall8658
8 жыл бұрын
i hat u both just shut up ok leave him alone so he can make videos and not dead
@drmady4644
8 жыл бұрын
Marshall Ahmat I don't know if you're a troll or not but Kitty is dead
@ijre
8 жыл бұрын
+Marshall Ahmat Kitty is actually dead, it's not a joke about how he hasn't uploaded You can look it up
The "passed the point of no return" part had me rolling hahaha
@nostalgiaof98
2 жыл бұрын
I rememeber watching that part when this came out and I had to pause because my stomach was so sore, my eyes were watering and I'd even go to school (year 10) just doing my work and that would come into my head and I'd burst out laughing
@Jakepearl13
Жыл бұрын
Passed the PAYNE IN DA BUTT
Still hilarious to this very day. We miss you, kitty. Rest in peace.
@kiyavas1879
Жыл бұрын
Shity he died now I'm really sad
A..... rhetorical...... QWESTUUN.
@Veloran621
10 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.
@DizzPants
10 жыл бұрын
Painis.
@VertigoAway
10 жыл бұрын
*No, this is patrick.*
@thomashayward1455
10 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.
@epithalamia
10 жыл бұрын
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
7 years later and this is still funny as hell
FREEZE! DROP IT!
@MrJackisSomewhatRight
10 жыл бұрын
When i hear drop it...i go and sing the song. Plus when i heard it...i searched up 'When im bored'
@DummyLooks
10 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant - bass hit the floor, food hit the screen.
@Zer0mega64
6 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that. a Rhetorical question.
@willz3344
6 жыл бұрын
San Holo is this the payne residence?
@qu3nid075
3 жыл бұрын
ЛОКТАР ОГАР ТАБУ ЗА ЧЕСТЬ ЗАГ-ЗАГ ТАЗДИНГО СОБЕСКА
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, YOU SHOT ME AAAHH....
@doubleslothgaming
10 жыл бұрын
O my god I love that part
@LoganandCalestudios
10 жыл бұрын
Christopher Schilling and thats when the PAYNE IN THE BUTT started
@boodle399
10 жыл бұрын
Loganstudios there was nothing I could do he was A BABY
@Thenotsofamousone
10 жыл бұрын
im not going to answer that... for obvious reasons.
@doubleslothgaming
10 жыл бұрын
honey anybody home
For whatever reason I felt I needed to see this after so many years
@Ben-cw2ey
4 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same feeling right now
You shot me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@davecrupel2817
5 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.
@valentinoferrari9006
5 жыл бұрын
Question
@unibulm6196
4 жыл бұрын
R e t o r i c a l
@foxy629
4 жыл бұрын
P a y n e I n t H E B u t t
Still funny as hell, but when I finally started playing the OG Max Payne, it nearly ruined the opening cause I kept thinking of this and laughing my ass off.
@raphaelbrown6314
2 жыл бұрын
Saaaame
I found this video without taking a second look at the username at first.. RIP to two legends 🕊️
"Is this the Payne residence?" Dont answer that. A rhetorical question.
R.I.P Kitty, there was nothing we could do. He was a baby.
@CookedOnions
2 жыл бұрын
Dude was one of the pioneers of the early youtube gmod comedy era. To this day all of his videos hold up so well.
Still up for poker, Riggggghttttttt? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They were all fat. I released my trigger from the finger. And then it was a rhetorical question.
@syilx01
10 жыл бұрын
I was already so far past the point-of-no return I couldn't even remember what looked like when I passed the point of no return I passed the point of no return I passed the turn I point of no return [EXPLOSION]
For an April Fools joke, this has a surprising amount of production quality.
"Is this the Payne residents?" Don't answer that. It's a. Rhetorical question
@DexiazFantom
10 жыл бұрын
Miles Upshur DON'T ANSWER THAT
@lefo35
10 жыл бұрын
Miles Upshur a rhetorical question
@Chopsockymonkey
10 жыл бұрын
residence?
@brookagainstthemachine
10 жыл бұрын
***** no. It's just Chuck Testa
@gamersfun98
9 жыл бұрын
Max Payne And then you've been dodging bullets like raindrops.
This is the kitty we know and love.
You were a Legend Kitty, we miss you.
Payneis
@sambeauchot6822
10 жыл бұрын
Wow LeatherIceCream what are u doing here
@TheBilly4000
10 жыл бұрын
Sam Beauchot Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
@sambeauchot6822
10 жыл бұрын
+ Billy Howell dont be a jerk for no reason
@TheBilly4000
10 жыл бұрын
Sam Beauchot :)
@sambeauchot6822
10 жыл бұрын
i forgive u
God damn it Kitty, all you had to do was press X to not die. YOU HAD ONE JOB. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PRESS X. We're gonna miss you man.
"How's the family max?" Don't answer that.
@annica321
10 жыл бұрын
Rhetorical queston...
@VicGChad07
2 жыл бұрын
Just don't answer that... Trust me.
Rest in peace Kitty. You magnificent comedic genius son of a bitch.
@LordVader1094
9 жыл бұрын
Aye.
Rest in peace, legend
*"I was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't even remember what it had looked like when I had passed the point of no returned I passed the point of no return, I PASSED THE TURN I POINTED NO RE- BOOM."*
1:08 i laughed so much I couldn't breathe Imagine that's exactly how Max shot Gognitti. He *would* be scared shitless
@kaspersaldell
5 жыл бұрын
Oh God! Oh my god you shot me, *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
Riiiiiiiiiiiight?
@MyNameBeStudz
10 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture made me laugh at your comment more than I should have.
@WitchEggDog
10 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that. A rhetorical question
God he was good at this...
What the fuck was that?! Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
I truly hope Kitty0706 went to heaven. That aside, this ytp is legendary. I miss the times when 2 minute video felt like 10. Now 10 minute videos feel like only hace 1 minute worth of content.
As a Max Payne fan, i love this shit
Max payne: HOLD...DROP IT Me: XD I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE MY LAUGH!!!!11!1
@TheLimecat100
10 жыл бұрын
you're killin' me
@NamelessPlayerOfficial
10 жыл бұрын
who are you? Don't answer that a rhetorical question
@astefan16
10 жыл бұрын
***** Don't answer that rhetorical question!
@NamelessPlayerOfficial
10 жыл бұрын
Scout Pan Ow you shot me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@astefan16
10 жыл бұрын
khaled alfahmi i like the way that show is started. Ladies and Gentelmen,is the Butt and the Penis ,Pe-Pein-Peinis Pe pe pepepe peinis. You killing me
Still pop by these vids from time to time, What a great era for KZread
0:33 max: freeze ! *the guy gets frozen *
-Freeze! -Drop it!
Edit: Rest In Peace, you will be always the best one for me.
We're still on for poker Thursday night..RIIIIIIGHT?
@Faithful.49
10 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo
@Esitaro3670
10 жыл бұрын
***** rhetorical question
@reemnadia
10 жыл бұрын
***** A rhetorical question
@scottosborneproductions
9 жыл бұрын
nadia alrubayee Rhetorical question
@coolestcatintown1501
9 жыл бұрын
scott osborne A Rqtheton toricaon
Next stop: MY HOUSE.WAD
You're still up for poker thursday, right? Right?! ;____;
@goatboy64stacked
9 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that A rhetorical question
@SpivvyGame
9 жыл бұрын
He isvdead Paweł
@pm5417
9 жыл бұрын
The Imposter NOOOOOOOOOOO ;_______;
@SpivvyGame
9 жыл бұрын
Paweł Dudek You don't have to be mean about it...
@cem3891
9 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.
Don't answer that, a rhetorical... ... *question.*
"They were all fat. I released my trigger from the finger... And then i was a rhetorical question." Totally lost it at this point. :P
Thanks for making me laugh every time Kitty0706. May you bring hilarity to wherever you are now. RIP
@johnnygat2203
9 жыл бұрын
Katojana Aleksielsis sorry katojana max payne comes first
11/10 would rhetorically question again
been replaying max payne lately, can't not think of this. miss you, kitty.
Damn, Rest in Peace.
0:44 "He was da baby" Everyone who watches it in 2021: LESS GOO
I need to go back three years...back when the pain in the butt started. I LOST MY SHIT
"I release my trigger from the finger...and then was a rhetorical question". 😂
I WAS ALREADY SO FAR PAST THE POINT-OF-NO-RETURN I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT HAD LOOKED LIKE WHEN I HAD PASSED THE POINT-OF-NO-RETURN LIKE PAST THE-POINT-OF-NO-RETURN LIKE PAST THE TURN LIKE POINT-OF-NO I
So many years and this is still hilarious af. Miss you, Kitty.
This video is a classic rip man
RIP kitty0706. Holy shit.
@RubberFacee
9 жыл бұрын
There was nothing we could do. He was a kitty.
@MrAsianadam
9 жыл бұрын
***** He's so far passed the point of no return
@RubberFacee
9 жыл бұрын
MrAsianadam Is this the Kitty's residence?
@broba3799
9 жыл бұрын
yeah
@peterchelstowski5600
9 жыл бұрын
MrAsianadam He passed the point of no return, he passed the point of no return, he passed the turn of point no re--(BOOM) Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
20 year's Max
Rest in peace Kitty, this is one of my favorite videos of you
Kitty was a prodigy.
*AAAAAHHHHHHH*
@dekio1999
10 жыл бұрын
Hey man fuck you
@dekio1999
10 жыл бұрын
Make me go trough all those goddamn puzzles i had to go and check it out on youtube
@RevWorkshop
10 жыл бұрын
Oscar worthy acting.
@ishouldgetalif3
10 жыл бұрын
Hi CÄÄÄÄVE, i'm TÖÖÖÖD and i like ÅPPLES. No fucking Cookie.
@dekio1999
10 жыл бұрын
***** Were you born inside a chicken wing Don't answer that.A rethorical question
Damnit kitty, I was just looking for some Max Payne memes, and you're still in my recommendations... ;~;
RIP kitty. You were good son, real good, maybe even the best there ever was
This is the best ytp I've ever seen
Happy 15th Anniversary, Mr. Payne.
@GuyOnAChair
7 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that.
@Ilmaricinema
7 жыл бұрын
Rethorical Question
@defierofcuck1071
7 жыл бұрын
I miss you kitty
This video convinced me to buy this game this summer sale. I've beaten it and now it's even more funny *with* the context.
He was dead. The final joke was an exclamation mark to everything that has led to this point. I released my Finger from the Mouse. And then it was all over.
You're killing me
Rhetorical questions.
Ayy pourin one out for mah boi RIP
you'd be so good at ytp. i hope we won't just get one per year as an april fool's joke. this here's some good rhetorical content.
i still quote this 9 years on
"They were all fat, I released my trigger from the finger and then it was a rhetorical question"
The "I pass the turn" bit made me laugh harder than it should have.
This vid became a meme in my circle of friends and every now and again I watch it as a throwback to the good old days back when kitty was around.
Best. April Fools video... EVER.
*Gets call from Mom* "Jr., are you there?" Me:"Don't answer that. Rhetorical question." "Is that you, Jr?" "No, this is Patrick." "Who is this?" "It's-a-me, Mario."
I'd reached the point of no turn turn of no turn the turn
Does anyone know the name of the song in 0:45? Don't anwser that. Rhetorical question.
@DoctorMaybe212
10 жыл бұрын
Left 4 Dead 2 Music - Gallery Music :D
@MIKE59780
10 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Oedurribeiro
10 жыл бұрын
That guyy who plays ...
@pandachickenproductions5193
10 жыл бұрын
That guyy who plays A rhetorical question...
@chrismurray1034
10 жыл бұрын
***** NOT AGAIN!
Been thinkin bout you kitty :,( this was my fave growin up always remember you😢
A year later it's still funny to this day. We miss you bud.
Should I answer it? Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
@danylopez123
10 жыл бұрын
Dont, Rhetorical Question
@stoney0503
10 жыл бұрын
***** that... was... a.... rhetorical... *demon voice* QUESTION.
@XBenTLY
10 жыл бұрын
i hear that song in l4d2. map called dark carnival, i answered that rhetorical question.
@stoney0503
10 жыл бұрын
AleX BeNTLeY shit
Damn, you had me braced for an ear-splitting "NO!! THIS IS PATRICK!!".
make more ytp! i laughed my lungs out!
No matter how many times i watch this.. It still makes me laugh
@petrudaniel7464
7 жыл бұрын
Dalek Orc saaaaame is like the 26 time I watched it and I still love it... why????? don't answer that
@dalekorc6179
7 жыл бұрын
...a.. ...Rhetorical... QUESION
R.I.P Kitty, I still watch your fabulous videos even though you're gone ;u;
@superkid3699
9 жыл бұрын
***** A rhetorical question
@johnnygat2203
9 жыл бұрын
PinPipe "BananaDolphins" The Third there was nothing i could do, he was a baby
@rynomathes3447
6 жыл бұрын
Johnny Gat hahaha
"Don't answer that." "LUPINONAIN'T-" "Doon't answerr thaaat" the way he looks back at Max after got me laughing🤣🤣🤣
Is this the Payne's residence? NO, IT'S A ME, MARIO!!!
Is it bad that this is one of the best YTP's I've seen in a long time?
@canny259ROBLOX
10 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
0:50 lol