How to be a REAL mafioso: 1: Don't rip your suit. 2: Eat a horse. 3: Vincenzo died.

@BardiXOfficial

10 ай бұрын

Smh, no wonder people seek gang work these days

The Leukemic cells have been out of my system for almost a year now.

@TheRenegadist

3 жыл бұрын

Oh how I wish it would have remained that way buddy.

@kamikaze4172

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately not permanently, Kitty. You were taken far too soon. Rest in peace

@ivanbadio

2 жыл бұрын

If only if it stayed that way mate. Rest easy aight?

@propagandalf9511

2 жыл бұрын

We miss you bro

@23MONKEYz

Жыл бұрын

miss you pal :(

Since this game is being remade now. It would be a great tribute to remake this video with the new game

@NateNeverAskedForThis

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... 'cept the tutorial and Extreme Free Ride probably won't be in the game. but I'll do my best. :)

@nynchliggers7160

4 жыл бұрын

Vincenzo died in 4K

@sunlightcrusader

4 жыл бұрын

Kitty died years ago, sadly.

@coenisgreat

3 жыл бұрын

Sunlight Crusader he meant in general, he knows Kitty’s dead

@DENOhritko

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunlightcrusader Just like community remade Team Fabulous 2, it also can recreate this

Total Deaths: Vincenzo - 7 Mafioso (You) - 2 Sam - 1

@user-tw7jd9pk5v

9 жыл бұрын

a horse - 1

@GrandmasterArk

9 жыл бұрын

RIP Vincenzo

@confucheese

9 жыл бұрын

Colin-1

@DelayAndMentlegen

9 жыл бұрын

Kitty - 1 too ... RIP

@GrandmasterArk

9 жыл бұрын

DelayAndMentlegen Rest in Peace, dear Kitty.

game over 1: ripped youre own suit, fired from the mafia game over 2: vincenzo died, got a stroke by walking back and forth game over 3: vincenzo died, vincenzo turned to sly cooper and got hit by a train game over 4: vincenzo died, so lonely, forever alone, commits suicide game over 5: vincenzo died, Drowned game over 6: vincenzo died, transformed to a chicken, shot by sly cooper with an arrow (to the knee) game over 7: sam died, realized that IT wont work game over 8: vincenzo died, couldnt handle death metal game over 9: tommy was dead game over 10: vincenzo died, stared in to youre soul too deeply

@isaacramirez3634

8 жыл бұрын

Game over: Vincenzo died, couldn't handle Kitty's death.

Maybe Kitty'll have what it takes to be a real mafioso in heaven Also, hopefully he meets Vincenzo

@kaushekjoshii6649

8 жыл бұрын

Game over. Vincenzo died.

@kamikaze4172

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, Vincenzo was kind of a prick

0:51 I died when Vincenzo warped underneath the car

@Diesel_Hydro117

10 жыл бұрын

Vincenzo died... Retry Exit to Main Menu

@strokey5284

6 жыл бұрын

kitty died... Retry Exit to Main Menu

@skonafid

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the way he disappeared but the gun stayed like he still held it

Legend says Vincenzo is still dead.

I agree. But Joe Barbero is one of my all time favorite characters.

roses are red violets are blue vincenzo died...

@leon2550

9 жыл бұрын

rhyming is hard... i'm batman.

@notEnzy

9 жыл бұрын

And so did the legend. RIP Kitty.

@sleepingdj8609

6 жыл бұрын

roses are red violets are blue vincenzo died kitty too

@Journey_Awaits

5 жыл бұрын

Ay jus forged about it

Vincenzo died...

@BFFstick11

10 жыл бұрын

Don't answer that, a rhetorical question...

@Gamerroemer

10 жыл бұрын

BFFstick11 rethorical question died...

@BFFstick11

10 жыл бұрын

Jonas johnsen It released it's trigger from the finger... ...And then it was a rhetorical question.

@Gamerroemer

10 жыл бұрын

they were fat

@BFFstick11

10 жыл бұрын

W-w-w-w-what did... W-w-w-w-what d-d-d-did you mean J-J-J-J-Jonas johnsen... D-d-d-d-did de....

The piano song in 2:27 is from the Red Dead Redemption Soundtrack: Exodus in America. I think this is useless intel, but whatever.

@noahmay4205

9 жыл бұрын

My Immortal- Evanescence*

@Aaprottimaruna

9 жыл бұрын

Actually, when I listened that song, I did not hear the one which was in this video.

Lets hope Kitty learns how to be a REAL Mafioso in his after/next life, and also how to not rip his suit

THEY ARE ALL DEAD! wat (Max Payne Voice) They are all dead. wat

@itol03041946

10 жыл бұрын

Okay we'll go back

@accountnolongerinuse3678

10 жыл бұрын

BOOOOM!!!!!!

@sergiowinter5383

7 жыл бұрын

PAYNE IN THE BUTT

@tedwink6652

6 жыл бұрын

I think that JC Denton's voice

*starts the game* Ok let's g...Vincenzo died. DAMIT

It's sad he never lived to see Mafia 3. He could have had a field day on it.

Still one of the fucking best 0:58 now all the politicians in the city are STUPID to this day have this stuck in my head LOL

Someone needs to recreate this in Mafia remastered

@Lgs260495

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@wiktorshowtime8242

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Mafia is set in the 1930s, between the fall of 1930 through to the end of 1938, during the later part of Prohibition, which ended in 1933. The game is set in the fictional American city of Lost Heaven (loosely based on New York City, Philadelphia and Chicago of the same time period). The player takes the role of taxi driver Thomas "Tommy" Angelo, who, while trying to make a living on the streets of Lost Heaven as a taxi cab driver, unexpectedly and unwillingly becomes involved in organized crime as a driver and enforcer for the Salieri crime family, led by Don Ennio Salieri. Through the events of the game's story, Tommy begins to rise through the ranks of the Salieri family, which is currently battling the competing Morello family, led by the sharply-dressed Don Morello. Eventually becoming disillusioned by his life of crime and violence, Tommy arranges to meet a detective (Detective Norman) in order to tell him his story, to be given witness protection, and to aid the detective in the destruction of the Salieri crime family. The 'Intermezzo' chapters of the game depict Tommy sitting in a cafe with the detective, relating his life story and giving out important pieces of information at the same time. After a not-so-casual encounter with two of Don Ennio Salieri's henchmen, Sam and Paulie (who escaped from Morello's men and while trying to get away, had a car accident), Tommy is paid with an envelope concealing a hunk of cash for getting Sam and Paulie to safety. Through Sam as his proxy, Salieri says he is impressed with Tommy's grace under fire and that he is indebted to Tommy for doing so; at some future time Tommy may come back to Salieri for help. Since Salieri also tries to help men of Italian blood in the onslaught of the Great Depression, he offers Tommy the 'chance' to work for the Salieri organization. Tommy refuses politely, preferring to remain poor but legitimate, and his thoughts are reinforced when he sees his pay package contains more money than he has ever seen before, and the very next day he is back to work as a taxi driver. However, in between scouting for fares he is attacked by two hoods who are members of Salieri's arch-enemy (later revealed to once have been his companion), the Morello crime family, as revenge for him helping Paulie and Sam escape them. Tommy is saved by Salieri's men, who, when Tommy escapes into their bar and the Morello men follow him, murder the attackers. However, the cab company learns that their taxi was vandalized by gangsters and Tommy's employment is terminated. Hard up for employment prospects in the Depression years and grateful to Salieri for saving his life, Tommy accepts the offer to work for the Salieri family, mostly working as a getaway driver. Through a series of assignments given to him by Don Salieri, Tommy quickly becomes deeply involved in the activities of the Salieri business, concerning extortion, collecting protection money, bootlegging, assassination, arson jobs and a lot of unexpected gunfights, often with the opposing Don Morello, whose power Tommy describes as "built on violence". Tommy soon establishes himself as one of Salieri's top henchmen. One turning point occurs when he gets a request from Salieri's bartender, Luigi, who likes Tommy and asks him to walk his daughter Sarah home from work on account of reports of hoodlums. While escorting Sarah street punks attack, to which Tommy defends her. Enraged at the mugging, Salieri orders Tommy and Paulie to hunt the gang and cripple them, which then leads up to the Salieri family being targets of the city government as Tommy helped murder one gang member who was the son of an alderman. Tommy is later made to carry out jobs to avoid Salieri having to face prosecution, culminating in an assassination mission involving the bombing of a hotel. Although he carries out the bombing, he discovers that one of the assassination targets is his girlfriend's best friend Michelle, an informant to Morello. Unable to bring himself to kill her, he instead orders her to flee the city and never return. This begins the process of his eventual rejection of his new vocation. Another watershed moment is when Tommy is escaping the bombing, he stumbles into a cathedral during the funeral of the alderman's murdered son, where Tommy is identified as the killer and gang members attempt to shoot him in revenge. After eliminating them all, the priest leading the eulogy tells Tommy he has committed a grave sin and fears his soul is at risk, which Tommy rationalizes at first that he killed all bad men, but seriously takes the priest's warning to heart. Tommy eventually marries Sarah, who gives birth to a girl a year later. However, a fatal shootout at a farm where the Morello mob and police surprise them when they are trying to buy Canadian whisky nearly kills Sam. On the same day, Frank Colletti, Don Salieri's Consigliere, hands over Salieri's account books to the police. Though being a friend of Frank for more than 20 years, Salieri orders his death. Tommy finds Frank at the Lost Heaven International Airport, attempting to flee to Europe. Tommy learns from Frank's wife that the police blackmailed Frank and gives him ways to recover the books for Salieri, and Tommy gets her and her daughter reunited with Frank. In one of the game's more emotional moments, Tommy lets Frank flee to Europe with his family. Since Frank is in far away England, Salieri is told that Frank is dead and his funeral is given. Tommy later saves his boss from being assassinated while dining at a luxurious restaurant. Salieri has his bodyguard-turned-traitor, Carlo, killed along with Morello's ally, the councilor (who is shot while giving a speech at his birthday). Morello's brother, Sergio Morello, is also killed on Salieri's orders. These actions shatter the Morello crime family and Salieri finally orders the death of his rival. After having succeeded, the game jumps to present times, while Tommy shows Detective Norman a photo of a young Salieri standing next to another young man revealed to be Morello. He tells Norman that this photo proved to him that "This life is poisonous", and is one of the main reasons why Tommy wants to betray the local Mafia. After the death of Morello, the Salieri family runs the town. Following the assassination of another politician not co-operating with the family, Tommy, along with Sam, is presented with a plan to rob a bank by Paulie. Both men refuse, Tom mentioning the danger involved if Salieri were to discover such a plot and Sam citing his loyalty to the family. The three then steal what is ostensibly a batch of Cuban cigars on Salieri's orders, but Tommy and Paulie discover that the cigar boxes contain a considerable amount of well-hidden diamonds. Convincing Paulie not to steal any of them, Tommy acts as though he is unaware of the diamonds and surreptitiously probes Salieri for information about the matter. Deciding that Salieri was well-aware of the diamonds and intended to cheat him out of his fair share, Tommy joins Paulie in his bank robbery plan, risking their lives if Salieri would find out. The robbery is successful, but the following day Tommy arrives at Paulie's apartment to find him murdered and the money all gone. Tommy panics, and is tricked by the ever-loyal Sam, to meet him at Lost Heaven's art gallery. In the midst of a gun-battle it is revealed that Salieri, having discovered Tommy and Paulie's unauthorized bank robbery, has ordered their deaths. Sam also tells Tommy that Salieri has mistrusted Tommy for some time after discovering that he hadn't killed either Michelle or Frank, both of whom were eventually found and murdered by the Mafia. During a climactic battle on the top floor of the museum, Tommy gets the upper hand on Sam, but when he runs away, finds that he cannot bring himself to kill his former friend. Ultimately, as Sam is stumbling towards the exit, Tommy watches him from above and fires a bullet into his back. Shivering and astonished, Sam delivers his final words, a warning of Salieri's power and finding out about Frank, and is then shot to death by Tommy. Here, Tommy's story to the detective (and thus the game) ends, telling that he fled to Europe but decided to return and to testify against Salieri to ensure the safety of Sarah and his daughter. The detective agrees to put Tommy and his family under the protection of the police, and Tommy is free to testify against the Salieri family. Don Salieri is arrested and sentenced to prison for life, but dies of old age during his first year in jail. 80 gangsters are convicted, some sentenced to electrocution and the family is destroyed. Tommy is sentenced to 8 years. After the trial, Tommy is relocated in Greenfield, Empire Bay, on the eastern coast, with his family, all under new names. Tommy works as a driver "for a respectable company". In 1951, an old Thomas Angelo, grey-haired and moustached, is standing outside his house watering the lawn. Two men, revealed to be Vito Scaletta and Joe Barbaro in the second game, pull up to the side of the street in a Smith Thunderbolt and approach him. Addressing him by his real name (which was changed beforehand by the FBI), Barbaro pulls out a sawn-off shotgun. Scaletta tells Tommy that 'Mr. Salieri sends his regards', and both barrels are emptied into Tommy's body. As the two men get back into their car and hurry away, Tommy lies on the grass with blood pouring out of his wounds. Tommy then later lamented on what happened to him and his associates as the camera zooms away from his dead body.

@Elozero250

8 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@donsalieri1186

8 жыл бұрын

Joe Pesci Rage why would you go this far back in the comments just to post Lol? You sir are a mad man.

@sergiowinter5383

7 жыл бұрын

These spoilers are STOOPID

@shushter4589

5 жыл бұрын

@@donsalieri1186 Omfg! Salieri plays overwatch!😂

@levishelm426

5 жыл бұрын

I could eat a horse...

Kitty Died Game over Retry Exit Presses exit Cancer wont let you restart

@EPicat99

9 жыл бұрын

+MLG=My little gaben *clicking retry intensifies*

@succubunnie

8 жыл бұрын

+MLG=My little gaben How insensitive.

@soundlessleaf8032

8 жыл бұрын

+epicat mouse explodes

Is there anything in Lost Heaven that won't kill poor Vinnie? I guess we'll never know.

I miss this guy rip

kitty0706 was a real mafioso we will miss you :'(

0:13 Man i laughed so hard

his family was kidnapped my ninjas xD

@brossamickael

10 жыл бұрын

YES

@FRIZZ420691337

10 жыл бұрын

OFCOURSE

Moral of the story. Salieri: Loves to eat horses. Paulie: Too deaf to hear anyone. Vincenzo: died... Morellos': _EHHE EHHE_ Family: Kidnapped by ninjas. Tommy: Apparently doesn't have what it takes to be a **REAL** mafioso.

Doing nothing.. Vincenzo died... Doing things not involving Vincenzo.. Vincenzo died... Doing things involving Vincenzo.. Vincenzo died...

@Technomancer666

9 жыл бұрын

I dramatically take a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie in slow motion... Vincenzo died.

@VertigoAway

9 жыл бұрын

Why hello.... *Vincenzo died....*

@itol03041946

9 жыл бұрын

Saying Vincenzo died Vincenzo lived

@Technomancer666

9 жыл бұрын

Nestor Natividad HAX!!

@Or3nji

8 жыл бұрын

+Ɛ〉 TECHN☮M∀NCEЯ 〈3 I was so hungry I ate a horse... Vincenzo was overwhelmed...

01:39 "is this the Paine residence?"

@Sir_Fraser

10 жыл бұрын

NO! This is PATRICK!

@matthewcollins1862

10 жыл бұрын

Don't answer that.

@accountnolongerinuse3678

10 жыл бұрын

its a rhetorical question

@sergiowinter5383

7 жыл бұрын

Riiiiiiiiiiiight?

Vincenzo died

@Yuri.Is.Autistic

Ай бұрын

Your not a real Mafioso

Vincenzo0706 died, retry or main menu?

@HalfLifer81

8 жыл бұрын

i could eat a horse

@BigGayIncorporated

7 жыл бұрын

+Agustín I'm really looking forward to your horse.

@TTCello

7 жыл бұрын

And now every politician in the city could eat Sam and Paule while Vincenzo dies from getting heart attacked by Tommy AngelolegnAgelngelongelAng! Chinatown OOOO chinatown! Hahahahahaahahahahaa!H%

I tried playing one of the old ones recently on my friend's Sega Saturn. Whoever made the controls was an octopus.

@someguystudios23

2 жыл бұрын

lol

*Vincenzo Died...* |Retry| |Quit Game|

Too bad he won't be there to enjoy the Definitive Edition...

Mafia 1, but a combination of sly cooper and mafia 2. But 90% mafia 1.

@user-nd1nk4bw6v

9 жыл бұрын

Because mafia 1 rulez)))

@QuercusQuest

4 жыл бұрын

Mafia 1 gets a remake!

I laughed so much and Vincenzo died.

*Opens door then body falls* JESUS!!! are you two from the police?

@crimsonlanceman7882

10 жыл бұрын

EeeeEee!

@NamelessPlayerOfficial

10 жыл бұрын

Commander Jupiter Vincenzo *talks fast*

@crimsonlanceman7882

10 жыл бұрын

Derpy guy Okay CREPPY FACE

@NamelessPlayerOfficial

10 жыл бұрын

Commander Jupiter *Vincenzo died*

@crimsonlanceman7882

10 жыл бұрын

Derpy guy TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NoOh NoOh NoOh

mafia 1 is getting a remaster, we need to do "how to be a REAL MAFIOSO" on the remaster to honor kitty's masterpiece

-they're all dead!!! -wha! -They are all dead. -wha! -okay we'll go ba- PSSSSSSSSHFSJFHSSFS

2:31 OOH, RIGHT IN THE SCUJILLIES!

He makes good poop.

I came back to ask if anyone wondered what he would think of the definitive edition of Mafia 1.

It's so sad that kitty didn't make it till remake

Whoa. I didn't even realize this was an April Fools video. It's so funny and cool!

I wish kitty know that this game is finally remastered so he can remastered this masterpiece

@QuercusQuest

4 жыл бұрын

The game, mafia 1, gets a remake! Not a remaster, a remake!

I miss Kitty, he had the best YTPs but now he's so far past the point of no return that he couldn't even remember what it had looked like when had past the point of no return, he'd past the point of no return, he past the turn he pointed over Also no disrespect by that just a reference to his max Payne a rhetorical question video, which will probably always be my favourite of his RIP Kitty0706

-Are you from the police? -E-e-e-e

One of a kind

I wonder what he would've thought about the remake if he was still around...

@The_D_ray

Жыл бұрын

Kitty0706: "Vincenzo can still die?"

Wtf this still makes me laugh

0:14 I guess I ripped my pants again 🤣

i'm pretty convinced your an A Day To Remember fan!! :D

@austinschmuck7814

6 жыл бұрын

GmodDTM kitty is how I found ADTR as well as a good bit of other people

Man I love your videos. Good work ;D

*THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS*

This video brings back great memories. I remember exactly what I was doing when this came out RIP Kitty

Anyone else here after the Gameplay reveal of Mafia Definitive Edition?

I hope someone makes an effort to recreate this with the Definitive Edition of Mafia when it comes out... assuming that it even works.

This is still one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life.

can't wait to play Mafia: definitive edition so I also can be a *REAL* Mafioso

To me all of your videos are freaking hilarious but this is the first to make me laugh to the point of tears. Here take my like

I guess Leukaemia ripped your suit. In all seriousness though, RIP. I hope you are a real Mafioso on the other side.

0:11 Vincenzo Died Because He Ripped His Suite! Game Over! i Died Laughing at That Part! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! LOL! xD

Best...........Video............Ever

2:24 OMG i laugh so freaking hard when i heard that

1:45 I died in that game the exact same way, too!

Family was kidnapped by ninjas

@KurtDexterNRodriguez

6 жыл бұрын

Yung Cobain Donate now at www.f***ahobo.gay

Classic

I love these videos, because they always make me think... what the hell did i just watch

That's How Mafioso works

I can't be the only person who still makes references to this video this many years later.

@QuercusQuest

4 жыл бұрын

It gets a remake in August

Mafia 1 remake ytp anyone?

It's great to have you back

Cool. Hope any future recovery goes well for you man.

still a masterpiece

Spoiler: Vincenzo died...

Hope you get better soon Elliot, your videos are great! Have fun at the hospital...

I never knew he made ytps! Awesome

1:37 Don't answer that...

@Chase_baker_1996

Жыл бұрын

A rhetorical question

Glitch: The Game

1:34 Guy:I dont need that gun! Vincenzo died.....mission failed! XD

This video is amazing

Sorry Kid, kitty wasn’t a part of our deal.

wooow u know mafia 1 and even mafia 2

@xlibshua

9 жыл бұрын

Ol my favorite game jesus

I think the reason I like this video so much is because its done in a style that youtube poops were done in when they were first starting out. Its a sort of nostalgia, and its great to experience that again

Masterpiece, Vincenzo!

I am calling it: Kitty actually DID make a YTP. IT has all the traits....his one and only. Rest in peace, Kitty.

@dirtycheesedip

9 жыл бұрын

Alfred Ashford he's made multiple ytps

@NobleSpartan27

8 жыл бұрын

+xXx_PropsGaming _xXx Yes he has, check his old videos. ..

3:04 This still cracks my ass.

The First Mafia was so good thx for the vid

This was a good game.

*"Vincenzo Died"*

I'm giving you the middle finger,Leukemia!

Do you hear me kitty? DO NOT QUIT GMOD! you have gotten more awesome at it lately and i would hate to see someone with your talent and sense of humor throw it all away. i look forward to a mass defect 2 sometime on the far future, but before next year. i know that you can do what you've always done, leave your audience satisfied. :)

never get tired of this lol :P

I can eat a horse. ohh I can eat a horse over now. you don't even know how i'm lookin for the your horse. can i get you anything else?. a horse. LOOOL im broken xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@StormKidification

10 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up

@cheeseflannel8343

10 жыл бұрын

What's your problem?

@soulcrusherx29

10 жыл бұрын

this video

@064razor

10 жыл бұрын

I'm so hungry, I could eat a young horse. Or in your language, a pony!

@FemboiFoxi

10 жыл бұрын

So funny~ x3

Someone should make a....Definitive edition of this masterpiece in honor of Kitty0706. I'll pray that day will come.

I don't know how you do it, Kitty but your videos always leave me in tears. I can't wait for whatever bullshit you create next.

The video quality has increased. Amazing.

How did kitty die??

@jonathanalfarof18

4 жыл бұрын

Leukemia

Everyone, I know his secret! He used to make youtube poops!

Wow, I can't stop watching this vid

I would love to see more videos like this