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@godlymaster1259

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@ShodzeryPG3D

3 жыл бұрын

:D congrats reviewbrah

@shahaffiq5860

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@majornigaming3758

3 жыл бұрын

K

@JA-pz2un

3 жыл бұрын

k tanks

Now THAT’S what we call an unboxing. Glad you enjoyed the tie, batteries and the pizza too! Our orange looks glorious on you.

@Lincolnator721

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, we got Little Caesar's Pizza up in the comment section. Hello!

@sergioramirez6093

3 жыл бұрын

Especially the batteries

@AltName7

3 жыл бұрын

I can't get over the fact that he totally tore it open with his bare hands.

@paulsweet2469

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot to est the batteries

@allenstewart8535

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love a company thats a fan of reviewbrah i shall now order little ceasers

I think this is one of the only times a title like this actually works.

@godlymaster1259

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@shahaffiq5860

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@reteppeter9742

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@woah.1173

3 жыл бұрын

You are an amazing person

@z-past1454

3 жыл бұрын

How are you

My favorite part is that Reviewbrah casually just flexes how he obliterated a safe with his bare hands, what a absolute chad. those suits he wears is to simply hide how swole he his as to not shame the tryhards of the internet. He's so humble.

@dinglemcdangledongle

3 жыл бұрын

fax

@mrcs.r6890

3 жыл бұрын

He ate it obviously

@theknifesong

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't safe.

@jonathanbrenner4736

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@publicalias8172

2 жыл бұрын

Relax

Imagine robbing Reviewbrah and breaking into his safe just to find a Pizza Tie.

@gettheshotz5985

3 жыл бұрын

imagine being ripped apart by review brah for breaking into his safe!

@DevotedDisciple-x

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine robbing Reviewbruh and as you jump into your getaway vehicle he tears it in half with his bare hands.

@ramencat788

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Reviewbrah then making a review on the thief; rating and judging the quality of the theft.

@BandoKidMarc

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine ReviewBrah then finishing off the theft review with a clip of him devouring the thief and rating him, by quality and taste.

@diegoneverded

3 жыл бұрын

*insert sad song here*

Some might be wondering if this is an April Fools joke, it's not. Though the subject matter is appropriate for a day like today, this really happened and I was originally going to upload this video yesterday!

@godlymaster1259

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@shahaffiq5860

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@Scazoid

3 жыл бұрын

Uhoh stinky

@BMazeing

3 жыл бұрын

That is the best tie I've seen you wear yet

@sumguy9793

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

After he tore through the safe with his fingernails and saw the box inside, he proceeded to tear the safe door off its hinges! His strength is as the strength of 10 men! He’s not human.

@TheReportOfTheWeek

3 жыл бұрын

Now you know why I keep them so long!

@navels553

3 жыл бұрын

Reviewbrah for smash?!

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheReportOfTheWeek GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear rep

@threebees7785

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheReportOfTheWeek Do you do any sports?

@explosivemallard8038

3 жыл бұрын

@@threebees7785 Professional food reviewer that just so happens to have superhuman powers and politeness.

I like how Reviewbrah does not explain how he broke into the safe. Did he use a crowbar? A kitchen knife? His bare hands? No one knows.

@CamJones2000

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like he used a saw blade

@bigcheese8447

3 жыл бұрын

@@CamJones2000 No he did it with his bare hands he just where's a suit to hide his mucles

@jackg9091

3 жыл бұрын

What did you think the fingernails were for?

@THeHvacpOeT

3 жыл бұрын

What’s funny is it looks to have been cut from the inside out 😂

@liquidoblivion2144

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigcheese8447 exactly DUDE

Little Caesars told him they'll post the code for the safe in the comments and the Brah was like "nah, I'm safecrackerbrah now" 😂

@vibraphonics

3 жыл бұрын

In case it wasn't clear, the batteries had fallen out *inside* the locked safe, so even if they had given him the code he wouldn't have got in

@truereaper4572

3 жыл бұрын

@@dboy6149 he could hear the batteries inside the safe, and I'm guessing there would be some sort of light up LED on the safe or something to indicate that it's powered

@garfieldandfriends1

2 жыл бұрын

*LockBreakingBruhyer*

"This little humanoid thing rode up on a moped, it was a sight to see" Lmao

@mTOXiicg

3 жыл бұрын

That bullet point was supposed to go in his report to the mothership, not to the youtube channel. Classic mixup

@METALMAN4Wii

3 жыл бұрын

Creepypasta.

@Knave_Orange_24

3 жыл бұрын

I want little caesar himself to deliver my pizza

@fightingblindly

3 жыл бұрын

this is how we know he's not of this world.

@Knave_Orange_24

3 жыл бұрын

@@90139 I just want pizza

My happiness is immeasurable and my day is better

@paddington1670

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@jupieterr

3 жыл бұрын

I relate

@pain4393

3 жыл бұрын

Kenyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

@harate

3 жыл бұрын

Levi dies. April fools 😎

@VIII-SANANDACHAKRABORTY

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Great story. That safe gives a new meaning to a fast food combination. I also prefer thick crust or rising crust or stuffed crust. Thin crust is still OK for a light lunch. You have a nice voice. I like the stories with the reviews.

@lindagoehlen256

3 жыл бұрын

Featureman!!!! How's it going, Tom? 🙂

@bturner999

3 жыл бұрын

It's great to see you here, Tom!!

@db9863a

3 жыл бұрын

When are you two doing a video together?

@yodaddy9362

3 жыл бұрын

Who the foook ask yoou

@caustin321

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent

He finally showed us 1% of his power

This would have been the perfect opportunity for a LockPickingLawyer crossover.

@jayhom5385

3 жыл бұрын

This is the ReportoftheWeek and what I have for you today is a Little Ceasar's safe with an electronic lock. I was sent this safe as part of a marketing campaign for their Pretzel crust pizza. But, as you can see, that pizza is no longer available, and it is easy to see why. I can only nominally call this device a safe as it is made with a thin case body that makes it extremely vulnerable to physical attacks....

@MetalPirate

3 жыл бұрын

It's great because I was watching LPL before this

@RyanMPLS

3 жыл бұрын

He was busy with his 18" Johnson, if have not yet seen it.

@siliconinsect

3 жыл бұрын

Pop the plastic cap and use a wave rake!

@areaboy777

3 жыл бұрын

@@RyanMPLS He's trying the rear entrance with the wife.

Bro when you pulled out the remains of that safe I lost it 💀💀💀 Reviewbruh waits for no company

@nicholasyost8400

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing is "safe" from his wrath!

@johnmaurer3097

3 жыл бұрын

He tore through that thing like a werewolf. The giant shredded hole was hilarious. Then the door ripped off it’s hinges LOL

@nicholasyost8400

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmaurer3097 Clearly the strongest, and the sharpest, man alive!

@bearnardb

3 жыл бұрын

Ya boy got INTEGRITY

God his subtle awkward grandpa humor is just the absolute best love this dude

@amiralikhani3018

3 жыл бұрын

I teach cooking different foods and enjoy eating😎

@alexlanto8010

3 жыл бұрын

Would you marry him

@buried4430

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexlanto8010 I would

@priyamean

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexlanto8010 yes

@avengersana

3 жыл бұрын

@@priyamean no

Reviewbrah is a super human. He is gentle enough to eat a very thin crust pizza and powerful enough to rip open a safe. Reviewbrah is a gift from heaven.

@Sandylion17

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes lol 😂

i always knew this man was capable of tearing a safe open with his bare hands

@liquidoblivion2144

3 жыл бұрын

Oh he is much much MUCH more capable than you think he is... He can do absolutely anything, if his day is ruined, and if he gets even a tiny bit mad then the multi-verse shall be shattered completely.

The Guy Every Mother Wishes Her Daughter Would Bring Home For Easter. Until he Does a YT Review of her Cooking.

@Rareusername-ln2kd

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@johnn.617

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@D_S_88

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@danielm4114

3 жыл бұрын

My disappointment in your mother-in-laws cooking is immeasurable, and this dinner is ruined.

@bobobandy9382

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielm4114 "...take care."

TheReportofTheWeek: Rips safe open with his bare hands LockPickingLawyer: Am I a joke to you?

@beasaroseco5840

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@lackedpuppet9022

3 жыл бұрын

LPL would use this as a fine example of glaring design flaws, and of the fact that a lock is only as good as it's container.

@frankrosemeck9898

3 жыл бұрын

I came looking for a LPL comment, and wasn't disappointed. Thought i might have to make a 'crossover' comment myself, but you beat me to it.

He reminds me of a modern day Mr. Rodgers. Just a nice, friendly fella that you'd like to get to know better over a hot cup of coffee.

the mangled remains of that safe reveal the true power and rage hidden beneath that suit

@Teabone3

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

“And hey I got some batteries out of it too...I needed some AA’s actually.” The extra most bestest line ever.

@floyd1300

3 жыл бұрын

Sprite

@AudiobloodTV

3 жыл бұрын

Judging from the monster sticker on his thermos he needed the batteries for his Xbox controller 😂

"The double-A batteries fell out. So I actually ripped the thing open with my bare hands."

@atincrob7699

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah he's strong enough to tear the universe apart

Little Caesars thought they could keep Reviewbrah himself out of a tiny metal box, but he rips it open with his bare hands like its a pizza

I like how proud he is of his newly discovered strength after ripping the safe door off the hinges.

@AmericasianKid1

3 жыл бұрын

It turns out eating and reviewing fast food gives you immeasurable strength

This man is a national treasure. We must protect him at all costs

Nobody makes a 2 minute story 20 minutes long like Reviewbrah. I love this guy

The precious smile on his face at the begining is so Exquisite 👌

@elperronimo

3 жыл бұрын

sus

@xxshrekthedestroyerxx8008

3 жыл бұрын

@@elperronimo no he barley smiles so it was wholesome 100

@Elinacab

3 жыл бұрын

It made my day!😌

@operation6604

3 жыл бұрын

Such a good guy

@gussiemccrae7700

3 жыл бұрын

Sparkling ... effervescent ... so charming

This guy is the only KZreadr who I’m glad gets ads so he can get money 😁

@theentirestateofalaska.4983

3 жыл бұрын

Remove the word your it doesn't belong there

@thwomp1542

3 жыл бұрын

@@theentirestateofalaska.4983 remove your the your word your your it your doesn't your belong your there your

@alexanderadams9058

3 жыл бұрын

@@thwomp1542 your your your is your your your your your your your your your your so your is actually your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your!!!!!!1!1!!

@theentirestateofalaska.4983

3 жыл бұрын

@@thwomp1542 :|

@XxXGlZMOXxX

3 жыл бұрын

@@theentirestateofalaska.4983 I can do you one better UR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:31 confirmed he busted the safe open with his bare hands, wouldn’t expect anything less from review brah

Fine art - Bob Ross Fitness - Hybrid Calisthenics Food - ReviewBrah The most wholesome trio on KZread

This dude has (and deserves) the best fans.

@christophermejia6403

3 жыл бұрын

That's very nice of you to say. Thank you, and have a pleasant day!

@dripslap1944

3 жыл бұрын

true dat

After viewing his lecture on shoes when he was a younger NY man, I wonder if living in FL all these years has softened Reviewbrah's heart on the matter of adults wearing Crocs? It's like the state shoe around here.

@TheReportOfTheWeek

3 жыл бұрын

While I only wear my black oxford dress shoes, I've definitely softened my attitude toward what other people wear. I won't wear Crocs but if anyone else wants to wear them, go for it!

@Geek_Chorus

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheReportOfTheWeek Ya know if the only good thing that comes out of me being stuck at home with the Covid virus is that Reviewbrah replied to to my comment, I'd have to say it was all worth it. Provided I survive of course....but even then...pretty good trade off. ;)

@Quickicecarreviews123

3 жыл бұрын

@@Geek_Chorus nice got a reply from him!

@Geek_Chorus

3 жыл бұрын

@@Quickicecarreviews123 I consider myself blessed! Witness me!!!

@artemuycaro

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, I guessed that was Florida!

This dudes videos are oddly calming and satisfying and entertaining I love them and idk why

I’d like to see Thereportoftheweek’s ultimate 7 course meal of fast food. Like, what he’d mix and match to make the best possible meal for a lovely evening of gluttonous deliciousness

Thank you for posting on my birthday.

@TheReportOfTheWeek

3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@rickyraddness1314

3 жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday!🎂😃

I can tell he’s just happy and living his best life

They expected him to make an unboxing, so they could give him the code for the safe in the comment section, but they blatantly underestimated this guy's integrity and brute force. Well played, John. Well played.

Befriending this gentleman is still on my bucket list.

@amiralikhani3018

3 жыл бұрын

I teach how to cook and enjoy eating

My life sucks and watching you makes me feel so calm and so much better. Thank you for what you do!

I got to hand it to you. You certainly do have a talent for trivializing the momentous and complicating the obvious. Have you ever considered running for Congress?

''Nah man I don't need the code who are you to insult me, little ceasars?''

Reviewbrah literally opened a safe with his own bare hands further proof that one must not incur his wrath lest they wish to suffer ToT

@christinathea5737

3 жыл бұрын

Very well put at the end

@natchezjcruz

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he has goons who handle his stuff

"I manhandled the thing"

That tie takes it to the next level.

This is probably the coolest guy i’ve ever seen

@mikejones-py5zs

3 жыл бұрын

Only real ogs who when on stickpage know what ur profile pic is

I can’t believe you broke open the safe 😂 savage

Such a wholesome young man!

@trumpsmum9210

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a 55 year old woman

@walterusalbus

3 жыл бұрын

@@trumpsmum9210 he's a jesuit reptilian alien from the 3rd millennial age BC

@BTA1991

3 жыл бұрын

He's Woody Allen's illegitimate child...

I’m crying of laughter at him TEARING off the door of that safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If that tie is limited edition, prob worth some big bucks. Might want to throw it on eBay. The fact that it was worn by ReviewBrah in a video might actually increase the value as well

His bites are so deliberate yet careful. His chewing alone can topple mountains with the shockwaves they make

From the thumbnail, I thought Cici’s had actually sent you a shortwave radio 📻 and was amazed they knew you aired programs on them!!

@TarunoNafs

3 жыл бұрын

Same! I didn't know this type of safe existed...

@cindyblack1486

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!Ha! I thought it was a shortwave radio too!

PSA: Do not watch this if you are hungry. I can't believe I only now discovered this channel, but I'm glad I did.

Little Ceasars goes to all that effort and he tries to trade it for a Pizza 🤣🤣

@artemuycaro

3 жыл бұрын

I was dead lmao 💀

You can now add “safecracker” to your repertoire.

@floyd1300

3 жыл бұрын

Sprite

@manwiththecigar2606

3 жыл бұрын

@@floyd1300 Sprite

@saimalishahid1406

3 жыл бұрын

@@floyd1300 Sprite

Reviewbrah is strategically setting himself up to take over the world, one review at a time.

@ffwast

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine him reviewing your flesh as he eats you alive and everyone watches in awe and fear because he's too powerful to stop

@SeventhMark

3 жыл бұрын

@@ffwast e wtf

@forestfrog9919

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Captain Obvious 🙄

@ladytrucker1985

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

I've come to the conclusion that this man has no real peer. No self-congratulatory intro, no rhyming hipster slang, no flashy editing, no debasing himself, and generally staying out of Canada. The safe story with his legendary unrelenting curiosity on full display. Bravo

@chunkymunky4165

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get what Canada has to do with anything?

@shnorglebop1798

3 жыл бұрын

@@chunkymunky4165 bro I’m baked as fuck and I am dying lsughing trying to figure that shit out 😂😂 CANADA!!🤣

@chunkymunky4165

3 жыл бұрын

@Luis Tejeda Im to stupid to understand what you mean.

My boy is crackin safes all night and reviewing pizza by day

His power is finally starting to be recognised.

@floyd1300

3 жыл бұрын

Sprite

@tzoanast1061

3 жыл бұрын

@@floyd1300 Understandable, have a nice day.

@blakeclark908

3 жыл бұрын

@@floyd1300 very well said my friend

Awesome story, had me intrigued!!👍😎

@TheReportOfTheWeek

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it

I think it's awesome that they sent the tie. It's actually a huge compliment. They likely know you from KZread and if people are sending you stuff, you know you've made it on KZread. At least well enough to be looked at as accomplished. Btw, I am new to your channel and I love your reviews. I even think in some ways that we are a little bit alike.

The fact that this guy can completely ad lib anything that goes on in the background while he’s on a food explanation, is absolutely professional and blows my mind. For example the blue jays.... this guys needs to have a national show or radio broadcast. I’d listen to him in rush hour.

Watching this on an empty stomach and a loud growl happens when he takes his first bite. Even his tie looks delicious! 😂

I'm also a "light on the sauce" person and feel so validated

@redsorgum

3 жыл бұрын

Thin crust, light on the sauce 🍕👌🏻

@yesterdaydream

3 жыл бұрын

@@redsorgum Love me some thin crustin'

@dustinclouse6888

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna be the odd man out here... I like the sauce to be dripping out when I eat it 😂

@yesterdaydream

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustinclouse6888 HOW DARE YOU

0:00 that’s the smile that keeps me going

This man is a national treasure we must protect

One would rather like to meet this young gentlemen and listen to his life story. What a well presented and well mannered chap.

I clicked on this video expecting an April fools joke and was pleasantly surprised. Love the tie man. Great video :)

Awesome story telling. You absolutely destroyed that safe. Tie looks fantastic; I didn't realize it was a pizza tie at first.

Little Caesars in my area keeps making deep dish pizzas with the dough uncooked in the center. I guess that’s a surprise too.

@BTA1991

3 жыл бұрын

Ask them to cook it well done, they'll do it if you ask and its awesome.

They should’ve sent him a bus load of Scandinavian women because he deserves it. His service to his country has been invaluable.

@indigocharles7445

3 жыл бұрын

what the fuck

@TexasTeaHTX

3 жыл бұрын

@@waldorfsalad2307 The narcotics would be an excellent addition sir.

@owenb8636

3 жыл бұрын

They tried to but there were too many and the women fought each other to the death for a seat on the bus

@happy777abc

Жыл бұрын

Reviewbrah is not a jerk, so he's not the type.

He looks like he's from the early 1900's but has been time traveling and now he's stuck in our century so now he's trying to adapt.

@Nebulasecura

3 жыл бұрын

Theory: maybe he’s Calvin Coolidge

@floyd1300

3 жыл бұрын

Sprite

I love how formal this channel is, keep up the awesome work!

I love how is most of his videos he’s always smiling

The man never ages. He’d make a terrible wine.

@jamesbitchspimp3494

3 жыл бұрын

No no, Reviewbruh would make a *fine* wine. Because he only gets better with age.

Man, I love that tie! Keep up the good work, we appreciate you!

I’m really glad to see corps recognizing him and his wholesomeness

Couldn't figure out why I had such a strong craving for a thin crust pepperoni pizza tonight, then I remembered when I got home what I watched right before I went to bed last night. Little Caesars owes you some commission! Awesome review, very much enjoyed the story for sure! 👍

YOUR GRACE 🙏

You should have called the Lockpickinglawyer for that safe!

Sounds like a grackle in the background, John.

He looks so adorable😭

I never thought he could be so violent to open a safe like that damn...

@Josh_LS7

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly yeah I cant image him using a smart phone cuz I always thinks hes in the 1920s lol

So are we going to ignore the fact that there’s a humanoid little Caesars mascot going around delivering pizzas

@StatueOfEthan

3 жыл бұрын

that’s how it always has been

@djgray000

3 жыл бұрын

It was meeeee!!! I was the pizza alllll along! 🤪

A guy with manners and dressed like that was raised by his grandparents, actually a good thing.

Wow they sent you a pizza tie shame these fast food chains don't send me anything, I'm their biggest fan

@stringalongmike1953

3 жыл бұрын

The Dear Supreme Glorious Leader would look good wearing a pizza tie, a hamburger tie, a chicken tie or any kind of tie. We can clearly see The Dear Supreme Glorious Leader is a fan of the fast food chains. Also, please try to keep your sister under control as she scares us. Kim Yo Jong appears to be mean, very mean. 조선민주주의인민공화국

"Very good pepperoni distribution" - music to a man's ears.

@mortv5985

3 жыл бұрын

I read it as he said it. Great timing.

This man is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

The nervous shakes, akin to a baby bird being fed by a mother bird. Beak, gaping wide, excited to try Caesars.

The man himself had the strength to pry open a safe with his bare hands, what a legend

Loving that tie!!!

It's very hard not to smile while watching ReportOfTheWeek, he's very wholesome.

@juanriverojr9006

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@dripslap1944

3 жыл бұрын

ong

WOW! The Reviewbra went off on that Safe like a Bear looking for a Honey Stash!

He opened it with his mind, but we aren’t ready for that information

A great Aprils Fool joke would have been you doing this video wearing a track suit.

@juanzamora2904

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been epic. It would have been more epic if the track suit had pizzas like the tie

Looking dapper as all ways

what a flattering gift. i am happy for you!

Hups pizza in Milwaukee, WI is the best. Bad neighborhood to be in, but best pizza ever!!! Bring protection...

Simply extraordinary. Reviewbrah is powerful enough to rip a safe door from it's hinges! He gashed at the steel with indestructible intent - the mad man!