I mean... For a "please hire me" speech, it kinda works.. Not a single soul outside of the agency even knows they exist, and then one day she shows up and knows more about them than anyone they have ever recruited knows. Not only that, she demonstrated practical skills - enough so that one of the agents even says in earlier years they would have hired her. Thats one hell of an entry to the MIB

@AllenHanPR

Жыл бұрын

MIB has been around for more than 70 years and they even said they have thousands of visitors everyday, you're telling me they neuralized everyone that saw something or she is the first to infiltrate MIB.

@michelvanderlinden8363

Жыл бұрын

score one for the "woman is practically perfect in everything she does and figures shit out much better and has all men on their knees for her" writing.

@lostwizardcat9910

Жыл бұрын

@@michelvanderlinden8363 that is the only downside to this movie, the character is just a sjw copy paste. had she actually needed to work for the job (more than a half assed backstory) she would have been the perfect character. There was absolutely no character development in this movie.

@Scorponox93

Жыл бұрын

The're probably quite a few crackpots that have sneaked in in the post 2000 era most likely

@Scorponox93

Жыл бұрын

@@lostwizardcat9910 Of course, leave it to the incel teen to make up some pretend-fan shit to be angry about because he was forced to confront the fact that women exist and black people are people. K was literally a redneck that cluelessly stumbled into a meeting between the first gen of MIB and some aliens, and yet for the first two films we are treated without explanation to the constantly-hammered notion that K is for whatever reason the best agent ever, with will, some awkward, mediocre cop with complete insane reasonings for shooting some white little girl, being the perfect partner and a suitable substitution for K. And oh, so damning; the one flaw of K we see in II is that he _fell in love_ and in III that _he cares too much_ and it both films these "flaws" of him make him actually make the right moral decisions overall in a roundabout way, to further exonerate him. Textbook definition of fanfic mary sues, but in an action movie and played by a white man there's no issue, it seems. "SJW copy paste" was clearly abundant in these films since the very first scene were K and his older partner stop ICE from arresting the illegal immigrants and even makes fun of their job. And it only keeps these moments coming. And back then there were idiotic nerds like you, just as angry that the new MIB agent was black, they just didn't have an open forum like this to go cry about it. SCI-FI as a genre has always been progressive and in no small part led by women, queers, racial minorities, the physically or mentally disabled, all the people you don't like.

They could have had something more than the hologram, maybe she notices the birds flying in an odd formation and guesses there is something keeping them away somehow.

This MIB couldn't be bothered to put any security meassures in their intangible wall.

@malikthemadman

Жыл бұрын

Literally a kid trying to climb the fence could of found that

@alceusrydan6237

Жыл бұрын

A simple guard next to the wall could’ve prevented that

@jugatsumikka

Жыл бұрын

Don't know if this is the reason, as it is never said or shown, but from a sci-fi tropes standpoint, the holographic projecting device can have a built-in psychotropic repelent: her characters until that point is shown as really determined, yet a simple fence (yes I know it is supposedly electrified with high-voltage) is enough to discourage her and to make her go away? Strange! Why not find a way to go over or around? In my opinion, the classical sci-fi/fantasy trope of hiding something in plain sight by technologically/magically convince unauthorised people to look the other way and get around is at play here. The pigeons both snapped her of an hypnotic state and made her look more closely.

@plaidbloodpete

Жыл бұрын

Didn't even put the false wall BEHIND the chain link fence? Ugh. Lazy writing for the sake of feminism.

@DaveKatague

Ай бұрын

I wish the fence was 100,000 volts 😂

The comedy here is how stupid this movie thought audiences were.

@alexsolomon8127

Жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the sequel where the "bad guy" is in fact: other humans tired of being dicked around with and neuralized. Ignorance is NOT always bliss.

@Kevin_Ramirez2020

Жыл бұрын

This is BAD COMEDY!

For a girl who is suppose to be some genius, who used computers so well. She has slowest typing I ever seen in a movie and you want me to believe they recruited someone with absolutely no gun background or agency training and threw her straight into a mission, that also got paired with one of their best who comes off as a complete idiot? Then sees a bunch of birds get vaporized through a metal fence, her first instinct is use her hands to test it. Lazy and idiotic writing.

@bryanemilius1606

Жыл бұрын

The birds were passing through the hologram

@spectralassassin6030

Жыл бұрын

@@bryanemilius1606 No possible way she knew that for sure. She just saw them disappear. She could have at least poked it with a stick.

@marloncebo242

11 ай бұрын

If they were smart they should have just copied J's origin. By having her chase or confront an alien. It helps better prove her eligibility more than one hacking or complimenting a suit. Men in black are not hackers, they are agents that are on the ground.

@christinacody8653

Ай бұрын

I'm sorry, 3:58 put a lie to no gun background or agency training. She has an FBI candidate background and it shows that she passed the weapons and physical tests with distinction. She only failed the psychological evaluation and I'm pretty certain it's because the neuralyzer didn't work on her.

@kevinforeman4485

Ай бұрын

Types faster than most people. At least she's not a one finger typist.

Until 5:10 I found it really fresh and good (Already back then in the cinema movie). It could have been a nice new facet of MIB, seeing her stumbling growing into it, while using her old life skills and mixing it with advanced alien hardware with her creative skills developed before MIB. After that scene the movie went on being bloated, boring, narcisstic by the female chief. And Tessa immediately got the same as soon as she was in. Sleek Geniuses without past, present and future development.

I loved this scene

I truly wish I could back in time and watch all of Will Smith’s movies the same! Funny how one slap can ruin your perception an awesome actor, with awesome movies. It’s just human nature. I watched ‘Independence Day’ for nostalgia…. And when pulled the parachute, blinded the alien’s craft…. Walked up to the alien, punched it in the face? All I heard in his catchphrase was, ‘Keep my wife’s name out of your mouth!’ 😂

damn tessa shows no emotion. her eyes dont move

She looks amazing in a suit.❤️

Gino

Jimmo

The effects were great but the lazy scripting annihilated any hope of coherence and common sens this movie could've had

I just want you to be happier....

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Women in black the new fasion show, thanks we needed this. Looks damn good on u

Mia

They should have quit before this one, in other words while they were ahead.

So no one is going to ask, how the baldie from shark tank got permission to use a neurolizer..

Tessa Thompson, Emma Thompson .... Secretly related? Just saying .....

@AllenHanPR

11 ай бұрын

Thompson is a very common last name.

3:17-3:23 Frank

The only downside to this movie is that the main character is just a SJW copy paste. Had she actually needed to work for the job (more than a half arsed genius/trauma backstory) she would have been the perfect character. There was absolutely no real development before she just showed up and spewed her entire backstory in 3 seconds. They had the perfect opportunity to have her backstory actually make sense, all they had to do was even kind of explain that she was the kid J neuralized and told her parents they can have all the candy and junk in MIB 2. Literally the easiest story possible, they would have had a character that was already semi established, the movie could have literally started with a replay of that scene then "20 years later" and we would have cared more about her as a character. but instead we get a rando black girl that's magically a genius and get paired with dumb white man #32 for the movie and acts like a total know it all.

@tiaferrandino4881

9 ай бұрын

amg yeah!

@ariaflame-au

5 күн бұрын

Ah someone who uses SJW as a pejorative has taste that can be ignored

@lostwizardcat9910

5 күн бұрын

​@@ariaflame-au Yeah and someone who thinks that social justice warrior isn't a pejorative clearly needs to educate themselves before attacking others linguistic choices. "The phrase "social justice warrior" originated in the late 20th century as a neutral or positive term for people engaged in social justice activism. In 2011, when the term first appeared on Twitter, it changed from a primarily positive term to an overwhelmingly negative one." Meaning it is a fucking pejorative. Damn you liberals are so stupid that even when you're actually educated you're still stupid.

Grody

😢xcg

Suggestions for modern shows tv and such witches of the carabean? The seven deadly chicks? One punch girl? X women? Lady of the rings?

@youtubeuser987

Жыл бұрын

wait are you peeved its female actors?

@AllenHanPR

Жыл бұрын

First of all a female pirate is called a she-pirate.

@frogbottom

Жыл бұрын

@@AllenHanPR Well, technically a pirate isn't gender specific.

@jaybanzia

Жыл бұрын

@@youtubeuser987 he's never seen a woman do anything in real life, obviously.

I skipped this after about 15 mins. Anytime I’m watching anything that’s spewing sjw shit every other line I just cant take it serious. I don’t understand how writers don’t get no one wants that.