Don't even care...going to watch this again 😂😂😂😂😂

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Haha LOVE THAT!!!

@heathervannatter364

10 ай бұрын

Same!! 😊

@kateq7212

10 ай бұрын

Me too. Love these podcasts.

@stacyjane8014

10 ай бұрын

Facts 💜

@shannonhanna6327

10 ай бұрын

Me too!

I worked at Sephora in Toronto and we had a sealed fragrance returned with a tub of playdough in the box. People are wild!!

@AKbaby89

10 ай бұрын

....wtf😂 how?! And how did yall find out?!

@jscho8674

10 ай бұрын

More details please! Lol!!!

@astrea79

10 ай бұрын

They do similar things with electronics and really anything that will turn a profit. Grifters gonna grift.

Y'all have become my absolute favorite podcast on KZread. I absolutely LOVE how you discuss mature skin regularly. No other "Influencers" really. Most cater to the 20-30 somethings. Even some of the older ones that don't wanna admit they're older. LoL! So from this 50 y o, makeup artist of 30+ years THANK YOU!!! Also absolutely LOVE the Shorts on KZread as well. ❤️❤💋💋🌹🌹

@deecastillo7133

9 ай бұрын

I 2nd that being a 50+ y/o makeup artist!

You two have become such ‘comfort creators’ for me…I listen to old episodes in the background while I’m doing other stuff, and I still laugh every time 🩷🥰 Love you both!

@AKbaby89

10 ай бұрын

Same, I love them so much❤

@Teneal9

10 ай бұрын

Oh wow, me too!!! I always watch the video first and then the podcast while I'm cleaning or doing other mundane tasks. I ADORE the rapport 🥰

@sarahcross8592

3 ай бұрын

Me too!!!

I would NEVER buy makeup, skincare or hair care from Amazon or any third party seller.

@StrawberryMoon64

10 ай бұрын

Me neither! Anything I would put on my face! So scary

@katiee4396

8 ай бұрын

I’ve gotten a couple things from Amazon that are from the brand itself and they were okay, but I ALWAYS check

@imfinereally

7 ай бұрын

I have but from the brands page. Peach slices acne patches, dove shampoo.. makeup tho, that's a whoooole other ballgame! I'd never girl!

I work at a Home Goods which is under the same company as TJ Maxx & Marshalls.; the amount of theft and fake returns that I've seen firsthand working there is ASTRONOMICAL. But our LP doesn't allow employees to say anything or else we get fired. And returns are literally a joke, even though the company policy is 30 days, you can still return it after without a receipt and USED (whatever item you buy) and we just give you store credit. The managers just damage it out and it gets thrown in the bin. I can type for DAYS the amount of ways you can literally steal from this company and get away with it. Corporate doesn't do anything! And if they don't do anything, I'm sure they are HEAVILY insured. Laws for theft are different in every state, but where I live they don't give a shit and the responsibility and danger always goes to the cashiers and lower management.

@jscho8674

10 ай бұрын

That's awful! Omg!

I LOVE the way your show flows. It feels like I am part of a real conversation with friends. Please dont ever change & become like a totally scripted show. I dig how real this show is! i’ve been watching since the beginning & will watch as long as you make shows!!❤

Yall recounting retail fraud and and stopping people was an echo from my day, I’m a customer service team lead at a major big box store, and GIRL, this weekend can choke 😂 When it comes to chemistry, in my eyes it’s Trixie and Katya; Johnny and Kevin ❤

@maryeckel9682

10 ай бұрын

Thoughts and prayers

@musicobsessive123

10 ай бұрын

i hope you survived 💜

Thanks so much for reuploading this, must've been a pain to do. I absolutely loved this episode btw.

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Something ALWAYS goes wrong! 😂 Thanks for rewatching! 😘

@patkern185

10 ай бұрын

I watched the first version, but I'm watching the re-upload. I'm sorry you had to do it with all the stress in your life, but every episode is a gem..thank you, Johnny! XXOO ❤️

@samanthamorales-carroll4037

10 ай бұрын

Rewatching❤❤ So fun!!!

@lotsamoxie

10 ай бұрын

Johnny, please don’t feel down on yourself because of tech difficulties. It happens to everyone. You do such a beautiful job handling so much. Yet you always provide the most wonderful content. We all love you. I always watch again a second time anyway, and looking at the comments it seems I’m not alone! Biiig hugs, honey❣️ Now, please get some rest. 💋💖

I’m dying at Barbara’s origin story 😂😂😂😂

The saddest thing to me is how Etsy has become a third party crap platform, too. You have to look carefully for actual hand crafted items. I always look in the cosmetics section of the discounters, look at the stuff, say nah and walk away. You can freaking die from contaminated makeup. And stop saying my name 😂

“Welcome back to bruised bartered and bankrupt!!” Lmaoo im already laughing and we’re not even 5 seconds in Love you both so much see you next week! ❤

For people who want to know, the Moria liquid blush is on sale for $6.80 🙂 Yes this is my second time today watching this. I will not be judged! lmao 😂

@Kayla_P99

10 ай бұрын

You made me look! Now I'm trying to talk myself out of it lol

@Nikkilou36

10 ай бұрын

@Kayla_P99 Sorry lol I had to talk myself out of them also. lol I hate adulting when I have to pick bills over makeup! Lmao 😂

The banter between these two is unmatched..my favorite is when they both finish eachothers sentences, always know what eachothers talking about even when it goes right over our heads lol it’s the literal best

@mochs62512

Ай бұрын

I literally listen to them on my way from work every day!

Did not expect a Barbara lore drop but that's good storytelling 😂😂

I always watch at least two times anyways, so re-watching! I just kept turning the volume up on the other one every time Kevin was talking so I could hear him 😊

@TaylorOwen

10 ай бұрын

Same!

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Ahh thank you!!!!

I wear very little makeup, but I watch everything because I'm entertained and educated every time. That said, I can't wait for house content because because renos, decor, organizing, maintenence, landscaping, and gardening are MY JAM.

@maryeckel9682

10 ай бұрын

Yes! We want vlogs!

Never been so excited to watch the same episode twice. I can’t be beautiful and bothered without hearing Kevin!!!

Omg can we have a whole episode of Sephora stories?! I love watching your podcast! The conversations are so natural and fluid it reminds me of me and my friends when we get together ❤

Before I started working at Ulta and saw a product I wanted, I would ask a representative if there was the same product in the back. You can never be too careful.

@StrawberryMoon64

10 ай бұрын

That’s smart!

Had a friend who worked at the military exchange store (think a department store/CVS for people stuck on base). The higher the rank of the enlisted, the more likely their spouse was to steal. It was wild. One lady picked up these very expensive supplements and then she would return them the next day. She literally took out the expensive ones and then super carefully glued the lid shut over some super cheap supplements like magnesium. She did this 3 months in a row and the first one went through just fine. The second one they told her that they would not refund these again as she obviously didn't like them. In the 3rd month, my friend locked eyes with her and peeled the top off. This was supposed to be like 60 supplements and she had about 20 in there, they weren't even close to the real pill size and shape, let alone color. It tipped my friend off because the rattle was all wrong. This lady legit said, "No wonder they weren't working, somebody swapped them out!". But her story was they *never* were opened. They were brand new! My poor friend had to call the MPs (military police) on the Major's wife and ban them both from the store (you vouch for your spouse and if they steal, it's on you). The major was *pissed*. But she got off because they couldn't prove that she did it and it wasn't somebody else being shady. But they banned them both from the store. It was wild. If she had just paid a little more attention to the pill size or listened when they told her they wouldn't return them anymore she would probably still be living her best life stealing from the store. The amount they could prove she stole (3 months worth) was outrageous at about $500 for the lot of them. You were supposed to take between 1 and 3 and she took at least 3 a day. To be fair, by all accounts she looked 20 years younger.

Johnny: "ENOUGH" with the glowy foundation...Kevin: "niacinamide "... "Get away from Me"...hahaha. love it

I’m in the process of buying my first house myself (UK) and so much of this really resonated for me. The response to my questions to lawyers and advisors has pretty much been shock that I have the audacity to ask, or being told that I’m ‘overthinking’. So frustrating when simply asking sensible questions to make sure I don’t get caught out. The whole industry is frustrating as hell in my opinion! Hope all the stress settles for you soon though! ❤

“This is the Barbra origin story, I left her putting the blush on to stop a lady from shoplifting.” Why is this PERFECTION?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

Omg, I'm so glad you have Kevin's audio! I was so worried it didn't actually record and Johnny was going to LOSE IT 😅

We are SO here for you two to sit there and just have conversation round and round. Perfection. Fingers crossed for the house, Johnny! I feel stupid asking this, but Kevin- who IS Mary Doogan?? 😂😮 (oh, and totally adding the rem brush to my Ulta wishlist...) ❤

I’m not sure how realistic this is for everyone, but if I buy a product not from the company itself, I like to keep my original’s empty to compare when I get the new one. I try to leave a tiny bit of product in the empty too, just so I can also compare textures and colors as well. I’ve caught so many counterfeits that way. I stopped buying from Amazon and Ebay because it was slim to none that I found the actual product. I got maybe ONE out of 20 products that were real. If you don’t own the real product already, you could take the new one to a Sephora and Ulta then compare to the testers there. This may seem like a lot of work, but these things are going on your skin and getting near your eyes and lips! You’re worth the time it takes to do these steps to protect yourself.

I'm like half way thru the epi and realized Kevin's shirt is his arm tattoo!

I absolutely love the chaos of this episode 😂 I live for Johnny get all fired up and Kevin being excited to wear a hard hat. I can't. 💀

My job (liquor store) I can do everything up to physically intervening or stopping them from leaving but at least I can follow them talk to them and anything I physically witnessed is fair game to bring up. Theft is rampant everywhere now and like you said necessities is one thing but lipstick or vodka come on girl.

@heatherbonelli

10 ай бұрын

Lipstick, no... But vodka, ummmmm, I'd venture to say booze is one of the few things aside from food that ppl who DO need it, need as a matter of life or death at times. As someone who works with addicts, I've heard of ppl doing far worse than shoplifting for a fix, a drink, or a substance their body is screaming for. I get your point, but I definitely disagree and feel that alcahol is very much a necessity for some people, unfortunately.

The US should have the same laws like Europe - no returns of beauty products. That's disgusting to know you might purchase counterfeit and/or used products.

I'm glad y'all are talking about the counterfeit makeup thing. I've constantly seen on Amazon reviews, people saying that the product they got looks/ feels different than the ones they buy in store but I figured it hasn't happened to me (that I know of) and well it is cheaper. Now that I know about the rat feces, i'd rather play it safe and buy in store🤮. The scary thing is, I've also seen people say this about vitamins and food products which I also buy on there. Nothing is safe anymore 😭. The Sephora stories are wild, I'm horrified but also very entertained. Can't wait for next weeks episode!!

Rewatching again because y’all are the best

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Ahh thank you!!! 😭😘

Yay! Thanks for fixing the audio!!! ❤🎉❤🎉

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Of course!! Thanks for hoping over here!

@loraspurbeck4801

10 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t miss an episode for anything!!! You two are the best part of my week!!!!

I bought the Dior Forever matte on your recommendation whilst I was in Sephora in Nantes. Did I mention I went to France? I did 😊. It is fantastic, I'm 54. Thank you Johnny.

I have a story for you. I was in Ulta and my daughter was a toddler and in her stroller. The associates kept following me around like I was shoplifting. But there was a woman in the store who was going to all the displays I had just been at, actually shoplifting and they left her alone. Meanwhile, I'm telling my daughter not to touch this, don't pick that up etc. It was embarrassing to say the least. The other woman must have stolen hundreds of dollars of stuff and just walked out. It was humiliating and I was there to purchase stuff. It was warm out, so all I had was the baby bag in the bottom of the stroller with my purse, not a bunch of blankets or any of that(moms u know what i mean). Nothing but an Ulta shopping bag in my hands. They were so focused on me, they didn't pay any attention to the actual shoplifter. I used to work in retail, so I didn't give them any shit about it, but seriously, 3 associates following me and none even noticing what was actually happening. Give me a break.

I hope it wasn't a giant pain to re-upload this. I don't even mind starting over from the beginning, you're both such a hoot!

The most stressful experience I’ve ever been through was buying my house 4 months ago. When I moved in my new neighbours told me that the 2 previous owners of my house both died in the house.. brilliant. It’s an emotional roller coaster and make sure you are taking care of yourself and remember to breathe.

@AKbaby89

10 ай бұрын

Yeah my next door neighbor passed away and nobody knew for like 2 weeks, and for months and months I'd see the indoor and outdoor lights come on and off randomly. They weren't on a timer, and the outdoor light wasn't a sensor light, it was a light on their porch, and the outdoor sensor light is in a different area than the light I'd see go on and off. When the house sold and the new neighbors moved in I wanted to tell them, but I didn't want to look crazy😂😂

Watching again this amazing episode!! The potato in a box lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

There is a TON of counterfeit Too Faced and Tarte on Amazon that looks so similar but you’ll know if it’s a product you use all the time. The TF Hangover primer is a common one. I don’t buy any name brand on Amazon anymore. Learned that lesson.

44:27 Johnny , congrats on buying a house ! Please get an inspection done and make it part of the closing agreement if you can. It’s going to be important for that inspector to INCLUDE in their services an infrared camera that can show where your house is loosing heat from inadequate insulation, and any lack of venting for cooling as well. 🖤🖤

I am in love with your podcast. Definitely my new favorite! Ps. My warning to everyone is that I had an esthetician use a tester on me after a brow waking, and I got a horrible infection that required antibiotics and a dermatologist. It's so not worth the risk.

When Kevin said the color of your box and Johnny looked between his legs!!😂😂 DEAD 💀💀💀💀

I've heard of retailers selling fakes and being unaware. It's literally one of these things is not like the other. Kevin I love the new hair color!!!! I just love Johnny & Kevin how they act like me and my friends talking about stuff 😂

i work at ulta and i had to just watch a guy walk in steal 3 perfume testers and walk out

Buying a house was the most stressful event of my life. Ask a million questions and turn over every rock.

i used to work at walmart and someone returned a tv and it was just the box filled with bedsheets...

I once bought some Derma-E moisturizer on Amazon. I've bought that brand before at the more natural food stores and liked it enough. This stuff I bought from Amazon smelled terribly off. From that point I never again bought any name brand beauty products there. It's too easy for 3rd party sellers to look legit on there.

This is my number 1 weekly guilty pleasure! Always look forward to Sundays. Part of the over 60 crowd and LOVE that you address mature skin, and give us straight talk on products!

Looks like the camera really loves Kevin because it just kept the focus on him while Johnny was trying to do close-ups 😂

Honestly this is one of the extremely few podcasts I actually enjoy. This is the only one I actually look forward to as well! Always get sad having to wait for a new one lmao.

Buying a house is so stressful! I really feel for you 🖤 one piece of advise I always give people is to double check every. single. piece. of information you are given. When we bought ours there was a boundary line issue that could have cost us thousands if it hadn't been sorted before we completed.

Remember all of the fake Modern Renaissance pallettes we used to get? OMG! I remember the damn potato. We were still upstairs when that happened, and happily, I was not the one who took that return.

Really important you don’t get counterfeit sunscreen also

Last year at this time my husband and I were about to buy my grandpas house. It came on the market and it has been on since he passed in 2010. So big deal and always wanted to live there and the backyard is amazing!!! Walked in after we had put the offer in and they had Joanna Gaines the shit out it! But they hadn’t done shit to anything else. I added it up and there was at minimum 100k worth of structural work that needed to be fixed. The electrical alone would have been 20-30K to begin with. It is aluminum. The house was built in 1960. It hasn’t been replaced since! So we pulled out. There was no way we could pay what they wanted and be able to live there because of all the stuff that I know hasn’t been fixed at all! So I hear ya on the house stuff! The realtor for the seller was not happy that I knew so much! Our realtor was our friend and neighbor and he knew what a big deal it was. But he also agreed with the the cost and what needed to be fixed. So maybe if it comes up again 🤷🏼‍♀️38:37

@racheld7528

10 ай бұрын

Sorry had to comment. The inspector for us to buy my grandpas house…ya I don’t the qualifications they really had. Didn’t say anything about all the things that needed fixing and things that would absolutely need to be done. Small example. There is a crack in the garage door. That crack was made in 2009 by my grandpa. I was there. It is still there. Not fixed! Nothing said by inspector. The roof needs to be replaced. Again nothing said by him. The hvac needed to be replaced. There is a water heater that is now stuck in the basement because they closed off the room and didn’t remove it but it needs to be removed. Like how is that ok? The gutters needed to be replaced. I could go on. I lived with him for 6 months while my house was being built. Plus I grew up always being there! He lived 10 mins away. I knew it all! Yet none of that was disclosed or found or whatever by the inspector. The fact he didn’t say anything about the wiring really got me! That is not safe!!! My husband is a firefighter and does inspections and pointed it out! Sorry I’m fired up now! But had I not grown up there…holy crap! We would have screwed over!!! So yes I agree I feel for people that don’t have the support system needed for such a big purchase! I don’t think I could sleep if I were a realtor and didn’t disclose info. Or an inspector that didn’t really known anything or care about my job! Boggles my mind! Sorry for the rant! But if I hadn’t known. Seriously would have been screwed! 40:28

I'm immunocompromised and I love a good deal. I had no clue counterfeit makeup was a problem. THANK YOU.

I literally had the same Kylie lip kit issue only it was a person on facebook marketplace who had listed it as an unwanted Christmas present. A soon as I got the box it looked off and my suspicion was confirmed by that same chemical smell. 🙃

Here is one point to consider when buying a house. You NEED to have financial wiggle room when you buy a house. Owning a house is a never ending money pit. You will never have a house without expenses. The craziest things happen & you should have financial room. If you can’t afford an extra 50k-100k for example, buying a house is not for you. Make sure you find a great agent. They will help you figure out as much as you can reasonably buy. My brother is a high end realtor in Minneapolis, MN and time and again,people think since they have been approved for X, they can buy for that amount- NOT TRUE. I am so glad you got your dream home!!! Buying ANY high dollar amount should be taught in school. You want to believe everybody is honest, but everybody wants to make a buck & will take the cheap way out.❤

I once had a girl try to return an actual housecoat from Target to get the refund for a 1k formal dress at Lord & Taylor. I just looked at her and said, "Are you serious?" I think she went to every women's clothing counter and finally realized it wasn't gonna fly.

qWhen you guys started talking about ppl returning products that were fakes it reminded me of when I bought the Haus Labs foundation (online) and I bought the wrong shade. I reached out to customer service to exchange it for the correct one and they told me once they received it and tested it, they'd send me my replacement. I had no idea what they meant by test it.... test it for what? 😂 when they told me that ppl would dump out their foundation and send in a different one in their bottle, I was flabbergasted! Who in the hell would do some shady sh!t like that!? I couldn't believe it! Ppl are disgusting 🫣 the potato story 🥔 had me laughing so hard.

I will NEVER bye makeup from ebay again got literally burnt (Chemical burns) from q tip lip tints At the time I had only just found my passion for makeup so literally had no idea could fit every makeup product I owned into a small pencil case I can honestly say I was terrified thought I was gonna be permanently scared 😅😅 Beautybay is my favourite place to get any makeup now 💯💖

Ooo two times the b&b!

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Yes!!! Second times the charm!!! 😍

Wooo reupload

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

YES! Thank you so much for hopping over here!! 😘

I wanted to get the Patrick Starr until Dawn spray for a boat party in Miami on Amazon. I don’t get it because the picture of the bottle wasn’t transparent like on the Patrick Starr website. I just decided to get it from the original website even if I didn’t get it in time

@Kayla_P99

10 ай бұрын

That's a good thing to look for

Thank you for fixing the audio!! 🥰

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Of course! Thank you for hoping over here! 😘

Colorpop are a vertically integrated company like Zara. It means Zara can see you wear an outfit in the store as a customer and they can get it to the shop floor really quickly.

@dawntigga

10 ай бұрын

I did my degree thesis on Zara.

Sephoras in Brazil are final sale only. You can't return products if you violated the seal. Same thing with drugstore beauty products 😉

I'm going to watch the podcast again ❤

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Ahh thank you!!! 😭😘

I am an escrow officer, and it is absolutely the realtors job to help you .

I look forward to seeing you each week and have learnt so much. I have really mature skin, (mid 60s), and you have taught me so much. My game changes have been using setting powder and setting spray, and slugging. I have been doing this nightly for a couple of weeks and my skin looks better than it did 10 years ago. The fact that you both have so much knowledge and are kind enough to share it in such a kind and fun way is amazing. I really hope that everything falls into place with your new home. Think of it as an adventure. It will be as wonderful as you are. Love you both and will watch this again tomorrow ❤️

@maryeckel9682

10 ай бұрын

62 here! Hydrating toner and slugging...the first time slugging felt so wrong, but wow.

I need a gif of Kevin being abducted by the tractor trailer lights 🤣🤣🤣

First off Happy Birthday Kevin from a fellow Virgo and also a fellow rabbit-hole conversation haver :) PS I loved that your shirt and your tattoo matched today! Johnny big time congrats on the home I know you will LOVE it! Super excited to see what you do with it!

Love Kevin’s hair

All things MUST BE disclosed. Without full disclosure the sale can be null. Also you should/coupd have a buyers agent. They are on your side.

Y'all are pure angels for re-uploading ✨️🙌🏼

Aw Johnny, this is one reason I love listening to you. I think about stuff like what about all the people that don’t have x, y, z that end up over their heads or in debt, behind in life, etc because they didn’t know something. I think about stuff like that ALL THE TIME!!

I hope things work out with the house! Can't wait to see it. Also, Kevin calling everyone Mary makes my day.

I get so excited when a new episode comes out ❤❤❤

Love this show! You two are so fun!

Woot! Ty for the re-upload.

@beautifulandbothered

10 ай бұрын

Of course! Something ALWAYS goes wrong lol 😂😍

Im loving the blond Kevin!

Watching all over again 😂 love y’all!

Hanging out with microphones would be a divine podcast name!

Absolutely LOVE your videos!!

Congratulations on your new home Johnny! Wishing you the best of luck and God bless you both! Much love to you also Kevin! You and Johnny are wonderful together! I just sold my house in Bergen County, New Jersey and bought a smaller place in upstate New York and it was a nightmare! So many lies and misinformation! 😢

You two should try the Florasis flawless Jade powder! I'm almost 40 and dry skin. This powder has been such a game changer for me. It's a little pricy but, a little goes a long way and I love it. It's so smooth!!!!!

Great episode!

You guys are a ray of sunshine in my day💜😊

That potato story reminded me of a time when someone tried to return a razor at my job.... it didn't feel right, so I opened it. It had a BRICK, a whole ass brick. We looked up at each other, and then she grabbed her stuff and said, "I gotta go" and just left. People have no shame.

I always look forward to the episodes. Sundays are the best!

When you can make audience out of someone who's never a fan of listening to beauty podcasts, that's what explains the quality of this channel. Keep making more videos. I honestly don't watch the other ones cause their content is just the same old thing....drama and drama. This podcast is above all of them.

Love listening every week. Hope your home buying journey goes well. Fingers crossed 🤞

We love y’all and can watch/listen to y’all talk about anything. 😊

Thank you both for the terrific info on counterfeits!! Love you two! ❤

❤❤❤❤❤❤. Amazing as always ❤️

So freaking happy when I see y'alls faces!! Love love love y'all!! Xoxo

Congrats on your dream house! 🥳

Yayyy thanks for reuploading! We need to be able to hear Kevin clearly

It kills me that they're putting niacinamide in EVERYTHING these days. And that's as someone that niacinamide works super well for. I'm going to die(break out) when brands move on from the niacinamide trend to the next big thing, I swear.

The nose boop test!