"I AM HALF CHI-what do you mean? "

@adhennakbar4516

Жыл бұрын

Feels like joke made by uncle roger

@bangganoerisputra9404

Жыл бұрын

@@adhennakbar4516 EXACTLY! THE WAY SHE SAID IT

@NPCSayori

Жыл бұрын

She sounded so excited even though she didn't even know what it mean

@akibablackfrostfox2183

Жыл бұрын

That line is fucking great haha

@seppukumouse8005

Жыл бұрын

This is cut off but she clearly say half child... What does that mean?

Kobo : Daddy don't cheat, it's bad Calli : Well, you're adopted

@xrickolim

Жыл бұрын

Emotional damage

@liger04

Жыл бұрын

It's not cheating, Calli is married to Calli so it's okay.

@sonic234sonikero4

Жыл бұрын

Kiawa Is gonna be mad with someone...

@NeoJhon69

Жыл бұрын

@@sonic234sonikero4 Kiwawa*

@sonic234sonikero4

Жыл бұрын

@@NeoJhon69 Mami Kiwawa or Kiawa, anyway a Phoenix Is gonna talk very serious with someone...

If i didn't knew she's a streamer hired by cover i could swear she's an actual child.

@AmeLilith

Жыл бұрын

* listening to Luna * "Ah I see, her gimmick is to act childish." * listening to Kobo * "That is a literal child what the hell"

@Cat-Daddy

Жыл бұрын

I would not be surprised if she lied about her age

@KABLAMMATS

Жыл бұрын

@@Cat-Daddy dont go that route, reality is often disappointing

@Cat-Daddy

Жыл бұрын

I know the current consensus lol

@badmanbinsuparman3448

Жыл бұрын

She is a child tho. Even Ollie describe Kobo as growing girl.

kobo turns fake crying/screaming into an art i'm impressed

@johnbanks4402

Жыл бұрын

that almost hurt my ears...

@reeonboi937

Жыл бұрын

who said it was fake

@johnbanks4402

Жыл бұрын

idk that sounded real to me but not.

@chizuh120

Жыл бұрын

I can perfectly imagine Kobo crying like this xd

@MirrorOfEmotions

Жыл бұрын

Kobo: *crying in unravel*

"This is getting complicated" "You're adopted" This is my new way to end conversations, thanks for the enlightenment Calli.

@orangeapples

Жыл бұрын

“I’m still not following. Can you elaborate more on your views on euthanasia?” “This is getting complicated. You’re adopted.”

@mangekarp3241

Жыл бұрын

@@orangeapples abortion wasnt an option.

@TheModdedwarfare3

Жыл бұрын

So anyways that's why you have to have a really high IQ to enjoy Ruck and Morty and also you're adopted. Bye.

@Idontevenwanachannel

Жыл бұрын

Well, it ends in screaming regardless...

@Zal0vid

Жыл бұрын

@@mangekarp3241 wtf

Calli: I'm married to, myself. Kronii: Is it possible to learn this power?

@WheatDos

Жыл бұрын

Calli: Not from an Ollie!

@bug5654

Жыл бұрын

Mumei: no, no it is not.

@germanvisitor2

Жыл бұрын

I took Kronii two weeks to go from "I'm not ready to make this commitment with Kronii, yet" to "I'm married to Kronii".

@MastersPipe

Жыл бұрын

Not from the Council

@mariothane8754

Жыл бұрын

The dark side is the path to many abilities, some may deem unnatural.

Kobo captures this perfect essence of "kid who tripped and fell and dropped her ice cream" and it's *incredible*

@1stCallipostle

Жыл бұрын

And the "ok!" Really captures the aftermath of "I'll buy you a new one"

@666Tomato666

Жыл бұрын

There's a word for that: kusogaki

Calli got that “adult-relative-that-is-forced-to-babysit-at-the-family-reunion-but-is-insanely-popular-with-the-kids-anyway-for-some-reason” energy

@fhistleb

Жыл бұрын

I know that feeling. Oh well, the kids are doing more fun shit than the adults who are just drinking and standing.

@RavenCloak13

Жыл бұрын

@@fhistleb Right? Even the ones who were scared of me ended up clinging to me after awhile.

@nodrugshere300

Жыл бұрын

I got stuck babysitting my sister’s kid, just watched TMNT and Kickass with her. Sister did not like that.

@fhistleb

Жыл бұрын

@@nodrugshere300 Jeeeze, she shouldn't have gotten mad at you. TMNT isn't that bad.

@nodrugshere300

Жыл бұрын

@@fhistleb I think it’s the part of the movie where he yells Damn to the sky, and yes it was the old live action movies.

It's crazy how thin of a line kobo is walking on with her screaming. I don't know why but her screaming is adorable. It is really close to being annoying but it's not

@aggresseal2016

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too with how long and loud it can become annoying but i only find it’s just funny cute and perfect suit to how broken heart adopted child should be and it landed perfectly at the end the way uncle dad try to comfort her make her louder and louder It’s just too hilarious

@Never_heart

Жыл бұрын

I think it's because it isn't always. It's mixed in with normal talking, such as her "Okay!" At the end

@devildante9

Жыл бұрын

@@aggresseal2016 She really is cute and funny, heh

@raviedavieu

Жыл бұрын

@@devildante9 *"Ce A Fe?? CAF....."*

@angelfernandez9606

Жыл бұрын

Maybe because she is used to singing, she can cry without doing high pitch notes that hurt the hearing

1:11 the way she violently starts shaking gets me every time followed by the high pitch crying 🤣🤣🤣

@ashikasuzuki

Жыл бұрын

Even calli had a hard time focusing lol.

@erik___tttt3836

Жыл бұрын

@@ashikasuzuki the animation of her panicking did it justice 👌

@kurapikakurta1997

Жыл бұрын

“Mommy Kiwawa! Mommy Kiwawa!”

@k.g.needssleep19

Жыл бұрын

Same and the facial expressions always gets me.🤣😂

@iwishihadgoodinternet7766

Жыл бұрын

Kobo is a speedster confirmed

Im convinced that Yago hired a kid lmao, but for real her impression is so believable.

@edwardvilla3228

Жыл бұрын

Stay at home Mom saw an ad about vtubers and thought "Hmm.. My kid could do that" "Baby your at the age where you gotta find a job, here, mommys got a friend and she'll help you work at this Ho-low-live and all you need to do is play games!" Kobo: "Kamu bajingan aku ikut" Mama: "What!" Edit: Morty meme does not translate well so, here's the TL: you son of a bitch, I'm in.

@ChromaLuke

Жыл бұрын

We have Laplus for JP and Kobo for ID... When's EN gonna get their kid? And no, Gura is a boomer.

@suhaibkhan2601

Жыл бұрын

@@ChromaLuke gura is a boomer goblin

@germanvisitor2

Жыл бұрын

Yagoo: "My dream cannot be fulfilled with adults. I'll have to hire someone with the mind of a pure, innocent child." Kobo: "I'm legal."

@germanvisitor2

Жыл бұрын

@@ChromaLuke EN's child is Bae. She is stuck at twelve years old, remember?

Kobo's poggers face when Calli says she's married to herself is that funniest thing I've seen all week!

@humdi

Жыл бұрын

She became Pogo

@MerchManDan

Жыл бұрын

YESSSS I love that face! 😀 Also the sparkly anime eyes a few seconds earlier

Calli: ¨You´re a half child¨ Kobo: *Proceeds to demostrate that she is full child*

Calli still radiating Dad energy with the terrible serious talk just making it worse lol

@ticklord

Жыл бұрын

"Oh no, please don't cry uhhh." So good

0:26 The way she's bouncing is so cute.

0:47 gets me every time

@symphonyaelfscyne

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of kzread.info/dash/bejne/X4iguNKsm6e5ks4.html

@notoriousp.o.g6773

Жыл бұрын

Same

@LaineV

Жыл бұрын

"I'M aDøPTËd!?"

@liamodynsky4871

Жыл бұрын

Right?

@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn

11 ай бұрын

I'm adp-TEDD?!

The comedy is so perfect, and the vibrading child kills me every time! So hilarious and adorable!

Calli: Thus begins a new era of Uncle Calliope. Kobo: Uncle Dad!

@edwardvilla3228

Жыл бұрын

Just 1 more generation and Calli will be UncleGranpa

@kitsunesden8085

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardvilla3228 I can imagine the fan art with Kiara as the tiger and Dino-Gura as the lizard

@epiclibra9369

Жыл бұрын

@@kitsunesden8085 wait a minute, who would be Pizza Steve if I’m not mistaken

@kitsunesden8085

Жыл бұрын

@@epiclibra9369 Kronii with sunglasses would do since both are kinda cocky

@spe-notapopularytbersus1237

Жыл бұрын

@@kitsunesden8085 how dare you forget mr gus

Lmao, I just love how fast she recovered from that after calli told her,she's her uncle

Kobo played her part absolutely perfectly for this and it’s amazing. Also I love the “ok” face.

@rahmadalhafidz8497

Жыл бұрын

Kobo's improvisations are always amazing, many of Kobo's stream collabs with other members are given a little bit of drama that is so funny to watch

@pixymisa8087

Жыл бұрын

@@rahmadalhafidz8497 Some of the other girls can hold their own. Mumei made Kobo's brain shut down.

Imagin Kobo's parents in the other room reacting to her screaming... Kobo: "IM ADOPTED!!!" Kobo's Parents: "omg did you tell her. No. I thought we were keeping this a secret. How did she find out... Do you think she found the papers 😨."

@z.2023

Жыл бұрын

That sh1t imagination was blowing mind 😂

@kristiandy2386

Жыл бұрын

so dark laaa

@shannymayasari1972

Жыл бұрын

Well.....

@ashura_yami

Жыл бұрын

What a plot twist.

@Ciu_anna

Жыл бұрын

Noooooo im scared 🤣

Calli has the tact of a sack of bricks. Like a true dad

1:11 can we just get this scream bass boosted please?

i love the kobo pog at 0:31, just like the absolute ecstatic expression of a child.

I always think if Kobo's VA is either actually a kid, a professional, or a Comedic genius.

@QHoang-tt5ht

Жыл бұрын

How about YES ?

@JJ-qz1dg

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@kurapikakurta1997

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@ashura_yami

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@spacepidgeon4782

Жыл бұрын

Yes

The way she says Mommy Kiwawa makes me smile

@edwardvilla3228

Жыл бұрын

it really sounded like a child crying for her mother

The family tree of Hololive is complex. At first, Ollie was Kiara and Calli’s daughter… until Ollie made it weird, then Calli got remarried to her work and Kiara went on a honeymoon with Reine, which considering Kobo is part of ID branch, Kiara had Kobo, but Calli adopted her. Now Kiara is married to Amelia (probably another timeline variant) and now Calli is married to herself (another timeline variant?) so…Kobo is the half adoptive child of Uncle Calli (Variant)

@megalosauru

Жыл бұрын

So, Kobo is actually Ollie's long-distant half-sister twice removed?

@LynnetteJJW

Жыл бұрын

@@megalosauru from another mothers donated egg sample.

@zaedis5629

Жыл бұрын

Jessie what are you talking about?

@megalosauru

Жыл бұрын

@@LynnetteJJW Kiara's egg?

@KamarRama

Жыл бұрын

What the hell did i just read? That's sooo complex indeed 😂😂😂😂

Well, she didn't say Amelia was her father, but she did say Kobo was adopted. So maybe she put Kobo for adoption, but since noone wanted her she did it herself. So maybe that's why she's also kobo's Uncle, she's Kobo's Uncle Daddy.

@1stCallipostle

Жыл бұрын

Uncle dad could also be very possible if she adopted a sibling's chil- Bae (already a sister-granddaughter) what did you do to Kiwawa and when

@TheItuber

Жыл бұрын

@@1stCallipostle Or maybe she and iRys had a child, Kiara came in between and took it in as her own. And now Calli is also her Father/uncle? But let's not make things more difficult, the family tree looks already pretty messed up.

The way she yells “I’m adopted” absolutely kills me

0:17 this is so funny to me. The sudden change to asking what cali means along with the art is hilarious

kobo crying is so cute 🥺

@TheHarrisontemple

Жыл бұрын

Her loudness reminds me of green butterflys for some reason

@TheHarrisontemple

Жыл бұрын

Her loudness reminds me of green butterflys for some reason

0:31 the pog face gets me every time

We know kobo is at least 18 because of hololives hiring policy, but goddamn these clips are making me think otherwise

@MizantropMan

Жыл бұрын

Haachama was 17 when they hired her tho.

@Axham

Жыл бұрын

@@MizantropMan Yeah but that is because when the policy was made, JP Gen 1 & 2 has already made their debut.

@fathurrahman9355

Жыл бұрын

Well id and jp have very low adult age indonesian can get their id and driving license at age of 17

@kaejuka6249

Жыл бұрын

@@fathurrahman9355 it's hololive's policy, not a legal thing. Hololive won't hire anyone under 18, regardless of the age of maturity in the given country.

@TheMrBonzz

Жыл бұрын

@@fathurrahman9355 after JP Gen 1 Cover corp started putting stricter policy and abide international Laws to hire talents and other employees especially since they're planning to hire abroad talents for their HoloEN, ID and unfortunately CN.

Your expressions are 10/10, they match Kobo really well

0:33 that Kobo pog is divine. Dare I say, exquisite.

That "okay" at the end is something I will cherish for the rest of my life.

You catured the energy of fake crying Kobo perfectly, props to you.

I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS "MOMMY KIWAWA" LIKE SHES A LOST CHILD

i love the face of kiara when apears to hear the screamings of his child kiara: YOU ARE SO FUCK UP CALLI

Love that Calli turned to Ash when she said "we chose you" 😂

*"I'm a half child- what do you mean?"* Poor Dad, she has to explain that she's adopted. That scream of sadness though xD Kobo's *"Ok"* at the end. Perfection 😂

Love the little animation jokes like ‘half child’, the faster shaking when she screams louder, and calli as a pokemon trainer. Awesome work!

0:32 priceless

Calli: Your adopted… Kobo: I’m adopted?! AAAAAH!!! Calli: No, it’s okay! I’m not your real father! I’m your Uncle! And Kiara’s your real mother, okay?! Kobo:….Okay! *meanwhile in the Vanoss crew Universe* Marcel: Yeah, and Nogla’s adopted. Nogla: How can I be adopted when I’m a triplet? Terroriser: your all adopted. Marcel: wait, your a triplet? How come I never notice that?! Nogla: None of your business!

Every single expression of Kobo is perfect.

I can't stop watching this, this is hilarious

i find it amazing how the animation for crying kobo at 0:58 resonates at the same frequency as her actual crying

1:11 kills me. Every time. You can *feel* the waveform.

The ending reminded of that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where Mirial turns inti a bratty child with how Kobo just went "ok".

Lmao I love this, this is hilarious and adorable

Seeing Kiara's "Mommy Senses" kicking in made me expect her to burst into the room and one punch Calli into a new timezone.

@belladonnaplumb9376

Жыл бұрын

Phoenix PUNCH

That "I'M A HALF CHILD! What do you mean?" gets me every time

Calling someone a half child is the worst way of putting it.

I am now going to use "This is getting complicated, you are adopted."

Kobo: I'M ADOPTED!!!!! her mother irl: wtf.

Seeing kobo become LITERALLY a half child, cracks me up everytime lmao

I know she must have sound proof pads in her room but im just imagining her neighbours hearing her scream "I'm adopted" not knowing she's a streamer 😅

Kobo acts exactly like a kid in an early 2000s sitcom on Nickelodeon. But somehow it's not obnoxious.

@Halfort57

Жыл бұрын

>insert dragged-out laughing track after the "Ok"

0:32 ここの顔好きすぎるw

“This is getting complicated.” Alright, roll for Parenting to successfully change subject... “You’re adopted.” ...aaaaaand that’s a Nat 1. Critical failure.

kobo would be a crazy good voice actress for child characters, her impression is so spot on without being irritating.

My mom heard me playing this and she said is that a real kid

koboちゃんは泣き声がじょうずだから本当に赤ちゃんのように見えてかわいいw

1:12 ... 🎧😂

0:32 I keep coming back to see the Kobo pog again

“Wooot?! Woooot?!” - Calli 2022

Cool dad-uncle does an oopsie

0:32 new meme face

the way she starts calling for Kiara has such a visceral effect of activating panic mode its unreal

Calli: "You're adopted" Kobo: * Releases Dragon Ball scream * Me: Hoping for a specific isle cleanup would become Calli's major distraction from telling Kobo the truth. Ash: "KOBO, USE TRAUMATIC TURD-STORM!"

Truly the dictionary definition of a kusogaki.

0:32 Kobo pog

Hololive lore is crazy

We watch this at least twice a day.

I love the “I’m a half child? what do you mean??”

0:54 That's the smile of good parenting right there. lol

@tylercoon1791

Жыл бұрын

That’s the ‘oh I said something I should not have’ smile

"im adopted?" She asked calmly

@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn

11 ай бұрын

"Calmly"

The animation reminds me of KeenBiscuit's art style, yet still stands out on its own way. PS: The overhearing Kiara at 1:19 made my day

"I'm married to myself." Kronii: "Is this one of my people? Perhaps."

She hits Mach three on the wailing

This is amazing man, the extra step you put during the silence and for extra comedic effect just work perfectly

Thanks Zetta, I feel better now that I see I wasn't the only one who imagined Calli as a pokemon trainer when she said "WE CHOSE YOU"

i am addicted to hear kobo childish and her crying

The kobo pog face always makes me laugh. The first time I laughed until it hurt.

I watched this 666 times and it keeps going

It doesn't realize that one year has passed, this legendary moment 🤧

0:31 I can't get over this face omg 😆

I always come back to this... I have a problem

Wow, never before have i seen anyone vibrate at the harmonic frequency of pure sadness. That's right there is a talent!

“We chose you” 😂

Kobo’s first “I’M ADOPTED?!” sounds so genuine and outraged its unbelievable

0:07 ah, so that's how to say "WUT?!"

I'm a half child, what do you mean?

@goldenpothos4290

Жыл бұрын

I'M A HALF CHILD whatdoyoumean

No One: Calli: And I’m Married To Myself… Kobo: *pog face*

I love how she was getting ready to freak out over being a half child, to only realizes she doesn’t know what it is. Peak comedic timing.

Mori Calliope, the Deadbeat Dad.

0:32 KOBO POG

5th time watching this and realize this 0:26 AYOOO WTF??? XD

@VheelHalmZ7

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Nice save at the end Uncle dad

1:28 so cute 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍