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@joecrazy9896

3 ай бұрын

Hey, Metatron said we shouldn't be engaging dude. Don't you see he's suffering?

@sorin_markov

3 ай бұрын

idc personally but typo in the thumbnail

@darthnagus5457

3 ай бұрын

Gladiator 2 the prequel will be set in the medieval period.

@BigCoagulatedGravyHotDog

3 ай бұрын

Fire whoever makes your thumbnails, they put "to" instead of "do" and caused me to unsubscribe from your channel.

@wisdomleader85

3 ай бұрын

Who says "Gladiator" wasn't a Medieval movie? It clearly depicted the heroic story of a Japanese samurai named Maximus who defeated the Neanderthals at the Battle of Waterloo, then got betrayed by Darth Vader and had to defeat the latter's T-800 army with Batman. /s

I refuse to engage with this video.

@jtjames79

3 ай бұрын

You had one job!

@drip369

3 ай бұрын

Oh I'm telling!

@mistyvisher4360

3 ай бұрын

I agree. Not engaging with this video at all.

@ComfortingColourlessLight

3 ай бұрын

I'm not refusing 😊

@agingerbeard

3 ай бұрын

I'm definitely not commenting in response to every comment already on this video, nope.

"Top medieval movies" I'm listening... "Shrek" I'm dead.

@DerrillGuilbert

3 ай бұрын

Shrek is more a medieval movie than Troy or Gladiator...

@brucemarie3059

3 ай бұрын

Troy and Gladiator are ancient not Medieval

@NicholasproclaimerofMessiah

3 ай бұрын

Shrek is Medieval. I laughed when I heard "Gladiator".

@user-ks4ku4qo9r

3 ай бұрын

Historical accuracy at its best^^

@TheNoonish

2 ай бұрын

@@brucemarie3059 Troy is ancient, Gladiator is Classical.

I absolutely LOVE how you do what I do when I read stuff like that. My kids walk in on me going off about inaccuracies and laugh. My 18 year old will shake her head and say, "Only you do this, Mom." Now I have proof I'm not alone!😅

@metatronyt

3 ай бұрын

Ahah glad to hear that

@CooperativeWaffles

3 ай бұрын

You are NOT alone.

@Madonnalitta1

3 ай бұрын

I'm particularly pedantic about it; my children have yet to appreciate it!

@embee7434

3 ай бұрын

It's okay. They're 18. They only know everything for a few more years. 😂

@loungedemon

3 ай бұрын

There are tens of us. TENS!

Actually went on ChatGPT asking about the 10 best medieval movies and provided almost the same identical list. This is incredible.

@thychozwart2451

3 ай бұрын

And entirely unsurprising

@crncuga

3 ай бұрын

What version of ChatGPT? I asked GPT 4 and it gave me a list of actual medieval movies including "The Name of the Rose" and "The Seventh Seal". Would be funny if they use AI for their articles but are to cheap to pay for the supscription.

@legueu

3 ай бұрын

@@crncuga You know that's what happened

@jtem9313

3 ай бұрын

A scary number of KZread videos are plagiarized by ChatGBT, "Read" by A.I. bots. Amongst the signs would be dates. They'll read them as numbers and dates, depending on how the source they're plagiarizing typed them.

@jtem9313

3 ай бұрын

@@crncuga Would be typical.

Iron Man is a medieval movie, it has a guy in armor fighting another guy in armor

@dailyqwikbytes

3 ай бұрын

There was in fact an adventure where Iron Man and Doctor Doom got cast back to Arthurian times and allied to get back home. At the time/that version, Doom didn't know Iron Man was actually Stark and was impressed at Stark's "employee's" technical acumen.

@adrianmor75able

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

medieval films that should have been on the list: 10000BC, Saving Private Ryan, Star Wars

@dutchdykefinger

3 ай бұрын

swedish porn from the 70s too, even some of that tiroler shit applies

@Topo842

3 ай бұрын

Star Wars could have been medieval :v it just say it was "A long time ago...."

@dominic.h.3363

3 ай бұрын

What about The Da Vinci code? Nothing says medieval more than Jesus Christ, and the Mona Lisa!

@kyleolson8977

3 ай бұрын

Pulp Fiction

@LouisGiliberto

3 ай бұрын

You're only missing Eraserhead, otherwise 10/10 list.

Me: sees Metatron video, must engage. Metatron: "NO ENGAGEMENT!" Universe: "paradox detected, must correct timeline"

I felt that pain with Gladiator and burst out laughing when Troy popped up. Oh whoops, I seem to have left a comment. I'll just delete it....Whoops accidentally liked the video instead. Clumsy me

@Case2_0

3 ай бұрын

Oops, left a reply that increases engagement levels. I’ll just delete it late. Nope, that’s the comment and video like buttons

@OdinTheTall

2 ай бұрын

@@Case2_0 Stop doing that! oops

@cosmicsquirrel7642

2 ай бұрын

I think I have a nosebleed from that Troy inclusion.

If that person thinks " Gladiator" is medieval, it's no wonder education is in the dumpster.

@nullgravity2583

3 ай бұрын

you mean "mediæval"

@ImpetusOmnipotens

3 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume she's had any education. It seems to me like she's a self-proclaimed expert, earning her "expertise" from the TV screen.

@Catherine.Dorian.

3 ай бұрын

@@nullgravity2583I have to ask, how’d you get it to do that?

@aj.j5833

3 ай бұрын

I was taught tin and aluminum is magnetic in school.

@Madonnalitta1

3 ай бұрын

​@@aj.j5833and Pluto. Poor Pluto. (The ex planet, not the dog!).

"Archers loved that shit" - Metatron I literally did laugh out loud at that one. Cheers!

@silviuvisan505

3 ай бұрын

They were oiling and rubbing it every day.

@nikbear

3 ай бұрын

It would look great on a tee-shirt 😂

I'm stunned that she made no mention of the midlevel Bat'leth ! Now that was a truly versatile and formidable weapon.

@verhalenvrouwe

3 ай бұрын

Very disappointed the Bat'leth was not included, it's the weapon of choice for honourable warriors.

@bigguy7353

3 ай бұрын

The midlevel is nothing. The medieval one is where it's at.

@FrankMuchnok

3 ай бұрын

I never could remember that whole "L before E, except after D" thing.😉😉@@bigguy7353

I absolutely refuse to leave a comment on this great video because I was told not. GIVE US MORE!

@Y-elloWorld

2 ай бұрын

Are you not entertained? Are you not E N T E R T A I N E D?

Miss Joana White is a professional writer in the sense she gets paid to write, not that she is instructed or qualified to do so. That said, the best medieval movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and the best antiquity movie is also Monty Python's Life of Brian

@dieene8647

3 ай бұрын

What are you talking about? life of brian is obviously also set in the middle ages!

@Dowlphin

3 ай бұрын

Enlightening bit of trivia: amateur professional > non-amateur professional

@revariox189

3 ай бұрын

I think they are written by Ai... It doesn't read like a person writing it but an amalgamation of previously published information remixed for a "popular" website. This channel is already for the initiated, I kind of wonder why he even bothers with these people. I would like to think fans of @metatron are critical thinkers and know what it means to confirm the source of information to ensure it's validity.... I am sometimes uncertain who he does those video for...

@Dowlphin

3 ай бұрын

@@revariox189 He kinda already confessed that he does them for the algorithm.

@michellebyrom6551

3 ай бұрын

​@Dowlphin there's also the fun factor, belly laughs and all. Life can be a little too serious at times.

Metatron: do NOT! Viewer brain: do ***! => do? => DO!

@sukiletxenike2945

3 ай бұрын

Metatron: D'oh!

All quiet on the western front and Waterloo are my 2 favorite medieval movies. Just the care and details they put into those movies were just spot on. 👍🏻✌🏻

Joanna is such a versatile writer!! A shame that she is going to get fired after this video I wanted to read more of her formidable articles!

I'm very sorry Metatron, but the algorithm has spoken. But also where was the spear on her list of "versatile" weapons? The most common, most ubiquitous, widely used, and one of the most effective weapons in all of human history doesn't make it on her list.

@arthas640

3 ай бұрын

it wasnt formidable enough to make the list. Besides that it's _barely_ a medieval weapon, only being developed at the start of the medieval age around 500,000BC

@Kevc00

3 ай бұрын

@@arthas640 you're right it just wasn't versatile enough

@samfire3067

3 ай бұрын

​@@Kevc00*makes a entire army with Pikeman*

@DarkTemplar8952

3 ай бұрын

When you also consider the character for spear/pike in Chinese is 槍, which is the exact same character for firearm, certainly the most versatile!

@michellebyrom6551

3 ай бұрын

​@@Kevc00indeed, it couldn't possibly be used as a lightweight staff when your sword has snapped. I mean, there'd be nothing to retrieve from initial assaults.

Metatron, it's just like how King David fought against Achilles and Louis XIV (the sun king) for a free Israel back in the dark ages. After Tiberious defeated Isaiah with his fully katana and longbow outfitted foot soldiers, being superior at hand to hand combat....so formidable!

@rugerredhawk9065

3 ай бұрын

I heard there was a sacred sword that David bought from a Japanese lord

@lonelystrategos

3 ай бұрын

Don't forget the famous duel between Julius Caesar and Shaka Zulu in the frozen wastes of the Soviet Union.

@manuelcardoso7595

3 ай бұрын

I almost had a stroke reading that

@Sapphires_And_Dreams

3 ай бұрын

​@@manuelcardoso7595 Right there with you 😂

@Perceval777

3 ай бұрын

You forgot to mention that the katanas and longbows of the foot soldiers were very versatile.

A bloke called Marcellus Wallace knew what it meant to „get medieval”. I think this is where AI is going to for data on all things medieval.

The versatility of her prose is astounding. She's truly one of the most formidable writers on these medieval interwebs.

This was a formidable episode, and I applaud your versatility.

@Psycorde

3 ай бұрын

Bathtub stream next?

@scockery

3 ай бұрын

It was a very effective video. (Was that the third adjective?)

@kristjiannne

3 ай бұрын

lol

Ah yes Medieval Expert with a Corinthian Helmet as its logo.

Excalibur (1981) with armor anachronistic by 1000 years. King Arthur was supposed to exist around 500 AD. The armor appears to be correct for about 1400 AD.

I love how in the tale of King Arthur, The Knights of the Round Table drove their tanks onto the battlefield and demolished Morgana's forces. It was a good thing Merlin was able to sneak behind enemy lines and disable their nuclear missiles, or Arthur would never have achieved victory. This has been the equivalent of what she did. In her mind, swords and horses = medieval. But the time periods are so vastly different it's like saying Joan of Arc flew an Apache helicopter

Metatron has such versatility as a content creator. Truly, one of the more formidable KZreadrs on the platform.

@kakhakheviashvili6365

3 ай бұрын

His videos about Roman empire is pinnacle of Medieval content ❤️

@iro6758

3 ай бұрын

Underrated comment of the year 🤣

@soppdrake

3 ай бұрын

😂

@sturmhardteisenkeil1906

3 ай бұрын

Wicked! :D

@thomaspitter3229

3 ай бұрын

Our favourite content creator straight form the medieval period

I like my grandfathers definition of expert. An expert is someone that knows exactly how to screw it up every single time. Now, weather they do or not is another story.

@lainiwakura1776

3 ай бұрын

whether*

@Fatherofheroesandheroines

3 ай бұрын

'Whether'. You're welcome.

@mythictalon4401

3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@forbidden-cyrillic-handle

3 ай бұрын

​@@FatherofheroesandheroinesDon't argue with the expert!

@timesthree5757

3 ай бұрын

@@lainiwakura1776 aw yes adding the "H" makes all of the difference when the 2 words sound exactly the same.

2:14 In our Greek and Latin classes, one professor would let us have "a short break" from the tricky language stuff to watch a minute or two of a Gladiator (2000) fight scene, and gave herself the floor to critique how realistic it wasn't. She was a fantastic teacher! Managed to keep us learning even when we got to the edge of "Ugh, I don't care, I'm bored and tired"

What is more irritating is that these self made experts do not even bother to google the information they have the temerity to write about. It makes me crazy that now with a computer at your finger tips they choose to propagate wrong knowledge. Thanks for pointing out the scammers! Keep going you can do it! 😂

My most favorite medieval movie of all time is "Blazing Saddles"

I served 10 years in the British armed Forces, our definition of expert is :- Ex - has been Spert- a drip under pressure. I for 1 consider the a better definition than any in Dictionaries. Please keep up the good work 👍

@StuartAnderson-xl4bo

3 ай бұрын

Ah you served in Logistics huh REMF

@darkchild130

3 ай бұрын

REMF sighted

@harveyhams1572

3 ай бұрын

Can I use this?

The best armors articles is definitely written by AI. It lists specific examples "great helm", "kite shield", etc., then goes on to explain how helmets and shields were useful as opposed to going into depth about why the specific item is the best in its field. Everything else reads like it's from a video game or a TTRPG.

That start of the video made me feel we all collectively pranked our dad and are now seeing him hold back his rage over like, a fart pillow, and I FEEL BAD BUT IT´S SO FUCKING FUNNY

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.

@legacyShredder1

3 ай бұрын

Dude your profile pic is killing me. It's hilarious.

@SalemSphynx

3 ай бұрын

Wish he was my real Dad😢

@Dowlphin

3 ай бұрын

Who's your daddy?

@Dowlphin

3 ай бұрын

That helmet is begging to be painted green.

@jeremytitus9519

3 ай бұрын

It’s about time we told you…

Other favourite medieval movies of mine are Amadeus, Prince of Egypt, Pianist and obviously The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

@scloftin8861

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 At least LotR is sketchily wardrobed about the right time period. It is Middle Earth.

@IreneWY

3 ай бұрын

LOTR is actually interesting in that regards, as some aspects of the society and warfare are absolutely medieval.

@brittakriep2938

3 ай бұрын

Is there any movie , which was produced between ca. 700 and 1500 ???

@taqresu5865

3 ай бұрын

Prince of Egypt takes place during Egypt's New Kingdom approximately in the 13th Century BC, though the events entsiled, and the author of the Pentateuch, Moses, took place around the 15th Century BC. It predates the Medieval period by thousands of years.

@martinmarhold1798

3 ай бұрын

I agree with most of them, but why wouldn't you mention 10000 BC?

Thank you, @Metatron, and all the Noble ones.

You can't tell me what to do! Love the rant at the beginning, and your content in general

Just for the devilment of it I Googled this medievalist writer. Zip, nada, zilch. I think it's the pseudonym of the AI for this website. There was an article on best weapons for guerilla fighters that included nuclear power plants. Kind of hard for a mobile unit to tote around.

@daniellem1838

3 ай бұрын

I looked her up and she writes fantasy/fiction. The title they gave her or she gave herself, is false.

@lonelystrategos

3 ай бұрын

Well, that's clearly nonsense. I played Far Cry 6 and therefore know that the best weapon for a guerrilla is a weird backpack made of tubes that somehow shoots rockets at the enemy.

@angelachouinard4581

3 ай бұрын

@@lonelystrategos LOL Much more practical for a fast moving guerrilla fighter.

18:35 - _"First you did Chainmail, now you have a Chain mace. What's the next one gonna be?"_ I think you know what's next, Meta. It's the _Chain sword_ from Warhammer 40 000. It's the best medieval weapon ever made.

@thegreekguy1124

3 ай бұрын

Or better yet,the blades of Olympus. Classic Medieval weapon,used by a formidable Medieval knight named Kratos

@kaltaron1284

3 ай бұрын

Once you go there, you have to go the full way. Chain axes, chain halberds, chain clubs, chain toothpicks, chain chains etc.

@benedictgyimah2673

3 ай бұрын

Also very versatile

@taqresu5865

3 ай бұрын

I'm more of a Farsight Enclaves fan myself.

@TossMySalad69

3 ай бұрын

​@@taqresu5865xeno scum

Waiting for the next video of this formidable series. :3

Thank you for this formidable and versatile video! Prayers for your mom.

3:12 "Gladiator" ... the look on your face, brother! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The rock was a very formidable and versatile weapon. Its use is still practiced today, but now called the "curveball", the "slider", and the "fastball". In medieval times, there supposedly was a specialist weapon called the "knuckleball", but there are only a few confirmed records of its use.

@Coentjemons

3 ай бұрын

It was also an highly decorated wrestler, a famous movie star AND a succesful music genre.

@bigguy7353

3 ай бұрын

Uh............. no.

I feel your pain, Metatron. Oops! Just did something you specifically said not to do. Well, you have shown your versatility and formidable knowledge to debunk those articles and to “soldier on” through the pain. Well done, Sir.

@kristjiannne

3 ай бұрын

lol

"I would put the helmet at the top". And that is why we love and respect you as an expert Meta.

I wouldn't dream of liking or commenting or doing anything to encourage the madness, or the algorithm. Loved how your frustration on repeated words brought out your Italian accent. A rare treat.

i'm willing to bet Ms. White is just one of the many aliases of our future overlord Chatius GPTus

This was a formidable video, i hope the chain of good work continues. Your content is very versatile.

Can we please get a full rant in Italian? I dont even care if it gets subtitles, it's simply the best to hear a passionate rant.

This was a formidable episode with a versatile offer for our modern medieval times!

@occasional-dabbler

3 ай бұрын

Watching this has made me more versatile *and* more formidable!

@MarkoPetejan

3 ай бұрын

Yes@@occasional-dabbler! Bravo! That's the real medieval spirit!

@kaltaron1284

3 ай бұрын

Also for the ancient medieval times.

I totally choked on my drink when you said “write 16 articles and only use three adjectives” Too funny.

@mihainita5325

3 ай бұрын

But you have to admit that those adjectives are very versatile

@unclebrat

3 ай бұрын

May I use adverbs?

@lilykatmoon4508

3 ай бұрын

@@mihainita5325 your pointing that out is very formidable!

@Andreas_42

3 ай бұрын

​​@@unclebratNo. To intellectual for the plebs.

His tactics to “stop” engagement are brilliant.

I love how the Metatron gets more angry his Italian really shows 😂😂😂

I love the titles these article writers give themselves. "Professional medieval writer" 🙃

@arthas640

3 ай бұрын

It's a fairly meaningless title too since to be a "professional writer" all you have to do is get paid at least once to write on any subject. Reminds me of how some Uber drivers call themselves "entrepreneurs" or "business owners" or even "CEOs" just because they set up an owner-operator business to work for Uber because companies like Uber like being able to avoid minimum wage laws. It varies by state but in many parts of the US at least it's crazy easy to open a business if you dont have any employees, it takes like $100 and an afternoon.

@someonesilence3731

3 ай бұрын

Professional just means you're getting paid for it I guess

I love that the weapon list included a fantasy axe thing that looks like it'll snap, but not a spear.

@letswaveabook3183

3 ай бұрын

Even the descirption of the battle axe is totally not historically accurate. The metatron skipped over that unexpectedly quick.

@abalogan

3 ай бұрын

THANK YOU, if you are doing such a low level as Sowrd, mace, axe, PUT THE ALL TIME NUMBER 1 in SPEAR!

This is a formidable video. I really like the versatility of articles presented.

Joanna: *Best Medieval armor......"KEVLAR VESTS & CERAMIC PLATES".* Metatron: Clutches his chest & Starts gasping for air and choking, As his consciousness fades and His soul departs this world.

The real definition of "expert" is: "ex" = has been "spurt" = drip under pressure Therefore an "expert" is either: 1) a drip who has been under pressure OR 2) a has-been drip under pressure

@NostalGamation

3 ай бұрын

Lool 😂😂😂 The has-been really takes the cake 😂

@Latin_Forever276

3 ай бұрын

"Ex" means "out of" in Latin

@marcobelli6856

3 ай бұрын

@@Latin_Forever276Excalibur

Metatron: Don't like the video Also Metatron: Absolute gold as always

Gladiator had me raise an eyebrow like Spock. Completely lost is at Shrek. And started sobbing at Troy. I was *not* ready for this kind of an emotional roller-coaster.

My personal favorites (though not always historically accurate, but at least They are set in the Medieval period): 5. Braveheart (1995) 4. The Black Knight/The Black Shield of Falworth tie (both 1954, I have to put them together because when I was a kid, in the mid-late 2000s, my parents had these two downloaded on our desktop and they were the only Medieval movies we owned for the longest time. I watched them on repeat for years and they are responsible for getting me into the Medieval genre.) 3. The King (2019) 2. Outlaw King (2018) 1. Henry V (1989, without a doubt my favorite rendition of my favorite Shakespearean play. Kenneth Branagh is the GOAT when it comes to translating Shakespeare to film. I can now recite the entire St. Crisipin's day speech thanks to this film.) Bonus: Pompeii (I jest)

Do not know if the meta is being sarcastic, breaking down, or funny. 😂😅

@robertjonsson474

3 ай бұрын

Why not all 3?

@raymondlopez833

3 ай бұрын

I think it's all three... 😢

@styxspeedrun

3 ай бұрын

Yes

@sweetiespoon5150

3 ай бұрын

Definitely all 3. 😂

@shadowhunter_013

3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's all of those at the same time per second ... 🤣🤣

Metatron is suffering for us 😞

The author of that article forgot the humble spear! An ancient weapon that persisted in various forms throughout the ages until almost recent times. Spearmen" is a term one usually encounters when reading about medieval times.

@zatoby6705

3 ай бұрын

Spears still exist in the form of bayonet-mounted rifles.

@rogervandusen8361

3 ай бұрын

You are correct!@@zatoby6705

I love how in the medieval weapons there was no mention of the damn *SPEAR*

Mulan, the animated version, the antagonists are the Hun. Which puts the story in the Han Dynasty. So not only not set in Medieval Europe, but set between 200BC and 200AD. I notice her list does not include: Camelot Excalibur Any BETTER version of Robin Hood Given the number of fantasy stories on the list, I'll add A Knights Tale, and possibly the most perfect movie of the genre, The Princess Bride.

@abalogan

3 ай бұрын

oddly enough A Knight's Tale would have been the most historically accurate movie on that list...

Saving Private Ryan would be my choice for the best medieval movie.

@elenabob4953

3 ай бұрын

No, Battlestar Galactica is za best cuz you have so many armoured tins.

@bloodysimile4893

3 ай бұрын

Star Wars espiodes 4-6 best medieval movies when they use their lightsaber going whoosh with Luke finding out the black knight wear a advance life support suit is his father.

You bring out my inner sadist! Loosing your mind on these articles is very enjoyable.

Please be pendantic. As an archer who shoots English Longbow, and an archery coach, that picture of someone aiming a bow (I can't say archer) looked just like one of my beginners the first time they pick up a bow; facing forward, using the wrong eye, and holding onto the string for dear life, totally scared that its going to rip the skin off their chins. Definitely a formidable and verstatile video. Good giggle all the way through; looking forward to the next one.

Oh, poor Metatron- we feel your pain 😈😈 I have seen The Lion in Winter; it was originally based on a play- it explores a fictional Christmas of the Plantagenets, after Eleanor of Aquitaine was put under 'house arrest' by Henry II- so, definitely Medieval (even if there are some anachronistic references, it was fairly well put together). The one shown in the article was a re-make of an earlier one, with Peter O'Toole, Katherine Hepburn, Anthony Hopkins, & Timothy Dalton. Most would argue that it's the better of the two...

@inspiredsassy2330

3 ай бұрын

And depending what country or culture or language you prefer to study...Eleanor was Queen of two Medieval European powers..England and France..and yes the Katherine Hepburn version is the better version and one that should not be missed, a classic!!

@Arkelk2010

3 ай бұрын

@OcarinaSapphr I have not seen the remake, but the original with that cast is certainly worth the price of admission. They were all doing their best, and brought out the best in each other.

The Lion in Winter is one of my favorite movies ever. It stars Katherine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine and Peter O'Toole as Henry II.

@joeylee405

3 ай бұрын

Some of the greatest dialogue EVER!

Love your work, sir! Your great outfits, too.

I'm surprised the Carthaginian soliferrum or French smallsword didn't make the list of medieval weapons. They're both very versatile and formidable. Maybe we'll see them in the next Shrek movie.

I have a great medieval movie recommendation: 1 Million years B.C. It's fantastic when we see those great cameramen getting those fantastic shots of those dinosaurs.

@kerebaka

3 ай бұрын

Just like Kung Fury!

@Mark-xh8md

3 ай бұрын

There were no dinosaurs in 1 million BC :P But yes, this bs is infuriating

So continues metatrons descent into madness 😂

i respect you Metatron, keep it up!!!

What is even more egregious than Mrs White's historical inaccuracies is the thought of you being the only one to call her out on them?

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@glitterkitty1979

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Crossbows are less versatile than swords. Owing to their lack of a pommel to remove and throw. -Slug, in "top 10 prehistoric weapons"

Another great Video Magister. That did seem like a weapons catalogue from a D'n'D book. Clearly written formidably with a versatile view (sorry could not help it). Always enjoy people who do not research weapons try and explain their uses.

Couldn't stop giggling. Love it when my family looks at me like I'm crazy.

Dr. Seuss was once challenged to write a story using a limited number of words, though I don't remember the exact number. From that challenge, the world was gifted Green Eggs and Ham. The articles here lead me to believe that the author was presented with a similar challenge, gifting this community with another opportunity to watch Metatron's brain melt. It's a gift that keeps on giving. 😅

My favourite medieval movie is Gladiator. I love it when he said:"It's Morbin time!"

@arthas640

3 ай бұрын

and right after he said that was the scene where he morbed all those centurions

That was positively painful. Aside from the historical inaccuracies, these articles read like a junior high school essay, written by a mediocre student.

Great video! Please make more!

I love that medieval movie 300. So many period facts & no poetic license. But my all time favorite medieval movie is The Ten Commandments. 😂. Did she mention the sling & stone? One of the best weapons invented during the medieval period... By the way sir, few of us Americans 🇺🇸 say acetaminophen. Generally we call it Tylenol. I know it's just the brand, but we are lazy 😅

@thepubknight6144

3 ай бұрын

Her credentials was really she's a "Medievalist writer"😂😂😂 You're killing me smalls!!!

@kellysouter4381

3 ай бұрын

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It took me a second to realize why you were so flabbergasted with Gladiator. And then I realized it's supposed to be "medieval"! I laughed out loud.

@arthas640

3 ай бұрын

took me a second too. I dont mean to sound harsh but if anyone told me they didnt think Gladiator was a good movie then we cant be friends so it threw me off for a minute when he sounded so dumbfounded that it would make a top 15 list.

Hey Metatron, The versatility with which you attack those articles render you a formidable critic 🤣

0:25 , you rocking back and forth with your undone hair and 1000 yd stare. 🤣

I did laugh my head off! It's a good thing I had my versatile helmet to catch it and keep it from rolling across the room! Gladiator and Troy? I know very little about the medieval period....but I could have come up with 10 appropriate films without even researching. (And you should watch The Lion in Winter - it's a bit slow, but has some Hollywood powerhouses in it).

@Sworddove

3 ай бұрын

Peter O'Toole's snappy comebacks are the best. He was truly one of the finest actors of his time.

My favorite medieval movie is Robin Hood: Men in tights.

Top notch commentary one again Metatron. It always great to see your work.👍

Your versatility doing this videos is formidable.

The Lion In Winter is an old extraordinary film, with some of the greatest performances by some of the greatest actors of the 20th century, and with a beautifully written script. You MUST watch it at some point.

@buwaya4223

3 ай бұрын

She is citing the 2003 TV remake, not the 1968 classic with Katherine Hepburn and Peter O'Toole. The 2003 one, as I recall, was a worthy effort, but no comparison to the epic scenery-chewing drama of the 1968.

Silly Metatron; doesn't he know that medieval means "back when people had swords and shit"?

@sadie376

3 ай бұрын

I'm glad there's a 'real expert' in the house...

I needed this today 😊😂

This is truly a top pick for one of the best makeup contouring videos of all times.

This video was very formidable. Metatron's knowledge is very versatile.

i found this video a formidable challenge not to laugh through and you are a very formidable man being able to survive all the articles you shared with us! thank you metatron...and sorry for the engagement. you are just so versatile with the linguistic arts, you drew me in!! ;)

@kristjiannne

3 ай бұрын

Metatron, you made me laugh and I thank you for it!

I thoroughly appreciate your sense of humor :)