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  • @Randaalcz
    @Randaalcz8 ай бұрын

    7:54 he is testing which tiles are done correctly and which have hollow space behind them. This is a standard quality check in construction so he is actually doing a good job

  • @carlasouthwell7422

    @carlasouthwell7422

    8 ай бұрын

    Good to know! Thanx!

  • @kstanni87

    @kstanni87

    6 ай бұрын

    actually it is a 7:37

  • @Randaalcz

    @Randaalcz

    6 ай бұрын

    @@kstanni87whoah, no clue how I messed that up, thanks chap

  • @nikorai3439
    @nikorai34398 ай бұрын

    The weirdest pianata is a truck lol

  • @TacoCat8891

    @TacoCat8891

    8 ай бұрын

    No? Really?? Didn’t notice

  • @thr3e.gaming

    @thr3e.gaming

    7 ай бұрын

    *piñata

  • @flipflopping
    @flipflopping8 ай бұрын

    0:12..... My God...the tragedy of it all...the grief and misery. I'm going to wear black for a week. Rest in peace, beer. You will be missed.

  • @Chapaveli5959
    @Chapaveli59598 ай бұрын

    13:48 dude bought a dollar store chainsaw to take down a tree from the mesozoic era

  • @bracebrooks967
    @bracebrooks9677 ай бұрын

    That Fedex truck backing up on its own hitting that fire hydrant had me laughing. Thanks for posting!

  • @AB-vj3xk
    @AB-vj3xk8 ай бұрын

    6:27 this is amazing 😂😂

  • @alterego9082
    @alterego90828 ай бұрын

    4:21 As a forklift driver I cannot fathom being so stupid or naive unless it was on purpose, also the next one with guy just throwing pallets from truck, that is every logistics guy nightmare, also 7:16 I worked at frozen food company and once entire almost 2 meter tall pallet of strawberries fell from warehouse shelve, took me and 2 other guys like 6 hours to clean it up in -18 degrees Celsius so I know their pain

  • @bleachfan2.029

    @bleachfan2.029

    8 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure the guy throwing pallets was because he was fired and that was a act of petty revenge

  • @peterkn2
    @peterkn28 ай бұрын

    5:12 that guy laughing at the sight...😂

  • @Akiongepeterus
    @Akiongepeterus8 ай бұрын

    Thank God Akimbo did a great job, to upload these clips. 🍻

  • @mieczysawszafraniec9327
    @mieczysawszafraniec93274 ай бұрын

    7:36 that's how you check if there is empty space behind the tiles, so that they wont break in the future when building starts to set or even during cleaning or trying to mount smth on them. Very important thing - that whole tile needs to be installed again - someone fckd up.

  • @brucemartini2288
    @brucemartini22884 ай бұрын

    great KARMA at 2:50. hardhat falls off before lumber comes knocking

  • @rikmetz4720
    @rikmetz47205 ай бұрын

    1:01 this looks similar to one of the commercials from even apeldoorn bellen in the netherlands. There you see a mouse being chased by cement, then you see two workers filling a floor with cement, but they don't notice the cement going trough a mouse hole behind their backs.

  • @MasturBeast6000
    @MasturBeast60008 ай бұрын

    На этом канале видеоподборка лучше, чем у кого-либо еще.

  • @LARDYCHRIST
    @LARDYCHRIST4 ай бұрын

    0.28 and that's how you peel a truck 😂

  • @Verybadmotherfukers
    @Verybadmotherfukers8 ай бұрын

    You're doing a good job man. Keep it up. 👍💪

  • @Akimbo-

    @Akimbo-

    8 ай бұрын

    Thanks, will do!

  • @starpowerel7172
    @starpowerel71723 ай бұрын

    6:04 we gamers take gaming very seriously

  • @KunmingShepherd
    @KunmingShepherd8 ай бұрын

    Those guys are having a bad day.

  • @jenesisjones6706
    @jenesisjones67068 ай бұрын

    Your BEST video EVER! A laugh a minute!

  • @fireembliam9090
    @fireembliam90908 ай бұрын

    10:30 Cats.

  • @Shark_tiger
    @Shark_tiger8 ай бұрын

    Me and my friends always working with idiots bc im the most idiot in my friend they have and they made a tier that i am the most idiots friend ever but they still love me as a friend

  • @kevp9601
    @kevp96018 ай бұрын

    This is so Hilarious ! !

  • @markpolice3585
    @markpolice35857 ай бұрын

    The one with the fuel spill at the airport.. those aren't paper towels. Those are spill pads specifically designed to soak up fuel. Please learn something before making stupid comments.

  • @bleachfan2.029
    @bleachfan2.0298 ай бұрын

    I’ve seen something like 1:42 but it was with a push mower. The guy had put the mower on its side (sill running ) and was looking at the spinning blades, i motioned for him to turn it off and asked him what he was doing, the response blew my mind. He said there was a funny noise coming from the mower and was trying to see the problem 😮 the blades were a blur he was mere inches from losing his face! Also at 3:25……….how did you do that without realizing you did it?

  • @kbramlett6877
    @kbramlett68778 ай бұрын

    I am pretty sure that most parents do not know that there is software that can be downloaded where you set a "Hot Key" and all you have to do is press it the display on the monitor instantly changes. Prime example @ 6:24 As he was playing his game and he saw Dad coming, he probably set his Hot Key to CTRL. I know I would because that key is not generally used. Then with a simple tap of the key and bam the display changed and no one is the wiser.

  • @sarahbarton4977
    @sarahbarton49778 ай бұрын

    What on earth did that Fed Ex truck crash into

  • @markpolice3585

    @markpolice3585

    7 ай бұрын

    A rain water collection tank.

  • @peterjohnson617
    @peterjohnson6178 ай бұрын

    @ 3;59, that`s concrete ,not cement... cement is just one of several things that make up concrete.

  • @kevp9601
    @kevp96018 ай бұрын

    Certified Fresh Vanilla Cakes For Very Very Stupendous 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

  • @jabp1807
    @jabp18078 ай бұрын

    4:41 he says a bad word just so you know :|

  • @Noperison
    @Noperison8 ай бұрын

    0:30 IT GAVE BIRTH

  • @kevp9601
    @kevp96018 ай бұрын

    I Love It A Lot

  • @codyapperson9323
    @codyapperson93238 ай бұрын

    1:38 I work at OSHA is NOT something any construction person wants to hear and seeing the guy he's looking at...I foresee a lot of unemployed worker's by the end of the day

  • @danielfenton804
    @danielfenton8048 ай бұрын

    (눈‸■)Well you break it, you buy it, unfortunately.😑

  • @fireembliam9090
    @fireembliam90908 ай бұрын

    0:33 There is a truck inside of a truck.

  • @82gamerprincess31
    @82gamerprincess318 ай бұрын

    This is like 50% bad luck and 50% pure stupid. Some of these are like “oh this is why we have emergency rooms”. Like the dude cutting a bush with a mower, that handle comes loose and you are a human smoothie. The funniest was the guy dragged by the riding mower. Like dude let go of the seat and it will stop 😂. Every modern riding mower has a kill switch under the seat. Man falls off, mower stops.

  • @rfhextra
    @rfhextra8 ай бұрын

    Waiting for your video for so long.

  • @Akimbo-

    @Akimbo-

    8 ай бұрын

    More to come!

  • @dorashelburg109
    @dorashelburg1098 ай бұрын

    2:00

  • @SnipaElite25
    @SnipaElite258 ай бұрын

    7:01 Why are the watermelons stacked on top of each other? They are not supposed to be stacked like that.

  • @bloodonherclxt
    @bloodonherclxt8 ай бұрын

    RAHH RAHH

  • @henhen70huemer46
    @henhen70huemer466 ай бұрын

    I know wher 3 :30 is its in linz in Austria

  • @kevp9601
    @kevp96018 ай бұрын

    I Am Never Pressing The KZread Video Dislike Button Forever

  • @realoskarlogo2470
    @realoskarlogo24708 ай бұрын

    hahaaha

  • @cactus4944
    @cactus49444 ай бұрын

    1:58 did someone really start laughing? that's not funny cuz the person may have broke his bones etc...

  • @saistechandfun6204
    @saistechandfun62048 ай бұрын

    sheesh

  • @norahdenovan8658
    @norahdenovan86588 ай бұрын

    Oh god 🤦‍♀️

  • @pleasantlyblue7425
    @pleasantlyblue74258 ай бұрын

    🕊⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐💯💞🌺

  • @davidcuevas5222
    @davidcuevas52227 ай бұрын

    That brown water is waste from humans its shi

  • @user-yr4tg9yp4n
    @user-yr4tg9yp4n8 ай бұрын

    Bro wants to drink so bad that bro try to pull one out 😔

  • @Ms-Fortune
    @Ms-Fortune8 ай бұрын

    I would love your videos even more if you cut out (or bleeped) *all* the profanity in the clips… 😚

  • @origami83

    @origami83

    8 ай бұрын

    I would love them less if he did.

  • @Taderbaraeg
    @Taderbaraeg8 ай бұрын

    It sucks having to mute such great new content, this narrator's lines are absolutely horrible 😮😢 Let the clips speak for themselves, and maybe create a sister-channel (Akimbo for single digit IQ's (for example)), and show the same clips including the narrator

  • @Taderbaraeg

    @Taderbaraeg

    8 ай бұрын

    ....sorry Akimbo, i just turned 40 yesterday so everything feels childish, i guess.. Love the content, seriously

  • @badseednut
    @badseednut8 ай бұрын

    Thumbs down to every video with narration. It's pointless and unnecessary.

  • @DoubleTroubles729
    @DoubleTroubles7298 ай бұрын

    Plain ‘nutters’! Only in America!

  • @paolodimaio1095
    @paolodimaio10958 ай бұрын

    Ma le angurie le vai a posizionare là sopra? Sotto era tutto vuoto, e di sicuro di più facile accesso!