Emkay had one job, and that is to entertain. And they nailed it

@Expertsmap_2

11 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@i_amnotfauna

11 ай бұрын

​@@Expertsmap_2not anymore now that it's pinned

@ellyx7214

11 ай бұрын

The first line of the description isn't agreeing with the accuracy /hj I've been trying to figure out if it was done on purpose or not and I really don't know.

@KinkajouDeRainwonk

11 ай бұрын

W bee

@dominikinfante9002

11 ай бұрын

BEES3001

I love it when Damian just pauses in utter blasphemy and then *wheezes*

@BuggyDClown-cl4fo

11 ай бұрын

That's not what blasphemy means lol

@potatogaming7044

11 ай бұрын

@@BuggyDClown-cl4fo Because you’re a one piece fan, I have decided to not make fun of you

@BuggyDClown-cl4fo

11 ай бұрын

@@potatogaming7044 it literally just isn't the meaning of the word

@redfromberk

11 ай бұрын

​@@BuggyDClown-cl4focorrect, however, since you have a one piss pfp, i will disagree just cause

@13th.moon.

11 ай бұрын

@@BuggyDClown-cl4fo hehe funny word go vroom

I recall a professor once saying this beautiful quote: "This is a human brain. And it's quite a cool piece of nature. And some people want to keep it as clean and mint-condition as possible, so they barely use it."

@KennyMcCormick69240

3 ай бұрын

I just made this 80 likes bc it was annoying me that it was 79. I hate that number. Anyway, lovely comment 😃👍

@GalaxyLime

2 ай бұрын

@@KennyMcCormick69240same with 114

@holey5065

2 ай бұрын

121 likes is 11². Its neat.

@devilnier

Ай бұрын

Grapes is my favorite x food

Can we appreciate the bus driver at 1:24 had the awareness to stop before the thing collapsed? That saves someone's life, maybe even multiple people's lives.

@Stinkymonkeyyt

2 ай бұрын

Yes

3:30 the ramp isn't for the handicapped, it is there to make you handicapped

31:27 Advice: DO NOT try to land on water. At terminal velocity, it's like hitting concrete. You could also hit the bottom of the body of water and be in even greater trouble, especially since your legs are now broken. It is generally advisable to head for a haystack, feet first on landing. You'll likely break your legs, but you may just survive, especially since your head won't hit anything hard.

@errorhostnotfound1165

11 ай бұрын

Seems like you would need a pretty big haystack or else you would fly through it and into the ground

@ThorinWolf

11 ай бұрын

@@errorhostnotfound1165 they're already quite dense and quite compressive. You don't really get handmade ones anymore (at least over here), so you can trust their density.

@guywholovemaps1591

9 ай бұрын

That’s not 17 ; it’s 16 in Arabic 45:46

@iffracem

9 ай бұрын

You and Emkay are missing the obvious, the label for hitting haystacks is on the water picture, the label for hitting water is on the haystack picture.

@timohara7717

3 ай бұрын

You can just paraglide or use 1 iron 6 wood to make a shield and parry the ground

Re: timestamp 37:15 Was taking an online test for something I needed professionally about 15 years ago, kept giving me wrong answers despite entering the right answer based on the instructions. I screenshot each phase of the test, got into the web script, and found who published the website. Had an attorney send them a strongly worded letter. No answer, no fix to the test. Reported them to the appropriate beaurocratic offices for malpractice on the website. 2 weeks later I got an "after review of..." letter inviting me to retake the test on paper at no cost to me and the site was "under construction."

I have a ruler that goes “9 11 10” I dread to think how many times I’ve accidentally drawn the wrong length because we had that ruler for years before noticing 💀

An all Damien video is a blessing from EmKay.

@Mercury_From_Solarballs

10 ай бұрын

Haha I made 69 likes

@kmosterbergLolbit

7 ай бұрын

@@Mercury_From_SolarballsI ruined that lol

@Sonic.exe_uwu666

5 ай бұрын

Heyyy

26:22 is actually correct as far as I can tell. "Dialog im Dunkeln" means "Dialogue in he dark" in german. That's a museum in Vienna where you get guided through complete darkness by a blind person. Partypooper mode off.

@bowser1166

7 ай бұрын

It’s about the Braille underneath. Good luck reading that.

@thyme_unlikesonicdoesntchuckle

3 ай бұрын

alright then I will give me a time stamp

i love how he makes reddit 100x more enjoyable

Toalett is perfectly correct in some countries. It's not "you had one job", it was more of "I only speak American!"

10:09 I watched a video from a pilot explaining this clip with the loose window over a year ago. Apparently, if I remember correctly, despite this being terrifying for many people, aside from slight decrease in interior pressure, there was no real danger, and depending on the plane, it may be common which is why the windows are usually multi-layered.

@carstekoch

11 ай бұрын

It's fine. It's just the inner lining. Basically a scratch and dirt protection for the actual window pane. It shouldn't have any effect on the pressure.

Regarding the US Mail, I have a story to share from my experience as a letter carrier years ago during training. We were being instructed on package handling when the postal trainer picked up a box labeled "fragile handle with care." Unfortunately, instead of handling it delicately, he carelessly tossed the box into a bin approximately six feet away, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. It was at that moment he informed us, "The sender may have included those instructions, but they didn't pay for special handling, so you are not obligated to follow them." Additionally, he took a large envelope marked "do not bend" and proceeded to fold it, emphasizing, "Again, no special handling was paid for, so if folding is necessary to fit it in their mailbox, go ahead!" While I suspect this scenario was staged for training purposes, it effectively conveyed to us letter carriers that unless an official stamp denoting payment for special handling was present, we were instructed not to treat it any differently from regular mail.

@furdiburd

11 ай бұрын

That hurt to read! Imagine buying the newest tablet and getting it bented 😢

@KrispyKalamari

11 ай бұрын

You shouldn’t treat REGULAR packages like that! Wtf?

@arthurlavigne9859

11 ай бұрын

@@KrispyKalamari I agree, it almost encouraged us to abuse mail and I didn't stay a letter carrier for not long after this, but that is a whole other story.

@arthurlavigne9859

11 ай бұрын

@@furdiburd Like I said i think it was staged to get the point across and I am sure tablets get shipped now with special handling as a given. This was 1988, things might have changed.

0:22 baby needs beer and wine

This is what your mom calls “Darth Maul at Home”: 2:23

Not to be a nerd, but that battery number was the negative 64-bit integer limit, so it's not completely random.

@voidseeker4394

8 ай бұрын

So it was charged to MAXINT64 %, and then charged one more percent? That's unfortunate...

@ProShidder

2 ай бұрын

NERRRRRRRRRRRRD.

@karmmaroo

Ай бұрын

​@@ProShidder 🤓

@eliestor3691

Ай бұрын

​@@ProShidderif you even wondered how far Minecraft is, pretty sure you have heard of this number

@ProShidder

Ай бұрын

@@eliestor3691 No I haven't, I rarely play Minecraft anymore, if I do it's because of a lack of internet.

A compilation with no one but Damien? Nice.

@annanimus8848

11 ай бұрын

🎉❤

@KATZZXPDDDDDD

11 ай бұрын

the og?

@furdiburd

11 ай бұрын

🎉

@Oatmea1L

11 ай бұрын

True. Damien is the best

@KristineBacher

11 ай бұрын

Og?

5:36 We all know what the fourth F is and that it's taboo. This is intentional.

31:43 THAT IS THE WORST IDEA POSSIBLE. FIrst of all, Water is incredibly dense, 1 g/cm^3. If you don't know how heavy that is, just thing back to the last time you carried a full bucket and how heavy that felt. If you landed in the water from 30,000 ft then it would be like slamming into cobblestone, tarmac or concrete. you would die. Especially due to your unaerodynamic shape as a human. Birds which regularly dive, especially into water would have a better chance at surviving

@bobczech7774

4 ай бұрын

Even if you did survive you still wouldn't be able to get out of the water due to all the injuries you get

EmKay produces some of the best and funniest content ever.

@th3rian_w1ngs

11 ай бұрын

yes! its also good to eat reeses puffs 👍

@greypblox379

11 ай бұрын

You are very right

35:32 It might not be a mistake that's what toilets are called in Swedish

@MadSwede87

11 ай бұрын

yep you are correct

@RhamanaChan

6 ай бұрын

I think its the printed, flat braille under it tbh lol.

@pemanilnoob

6 ай бұрын

Norwegian too He just… completely missed the point of the post

@MrMilic

4 ай бұрын

Also in Hungarian

40:36 plot twist: that's medication to help with OCD

“You messed up 8 stupid-“ 😂😂😂😂 But 2:56 was the funniest and you can’t disagree with me because it’s true-

16:06 Damien: What's your favorite food that starts with x? Me: Grapes. Damien: If it's grapes you're banned off the channel. Me: Oh. I'll see myself out then.

@David2073

8 ай бұрын

Why'd you like grapes?

36:37 "Ive seen these balls before" -Damien 2023

24:00 omg the actual horror of that one

1:01 if you can’t tell what it is, it’s just war

@lonely_7891

7 ай бұрын

2:23

@thecreator3145

3 ай бұрын

Germany isn't looking too up to date...

@Coolouie

27 күн бұрын

4:05

@Nunyarde_gaming

16 күн бұрын

@@thecreator3145yea

Love hearing Damien in these longer videos :3

@Foxy_AR

11 ай бұрын

I miss Damien

@JavaCake

11 ай бұрын

@@Foxy_ARsame

@Youmukonpaku0

11 ай бұрын

I miss him

@pixelarticuno1636

11 ай бұрын

Why do I see you everywhere.

@Youmukonpaku0

11 ай бұрын

@@pixelarticuno1636 are you talking about me ?

the inner windows on planes are basically just decorative to protect the outer windows from stupid passengers. It being loose isn't a big deal.

@David2073

8 ай бұрын

But still, it scares me

@David2073

8 ай бұрын

​@RCKING97Yeah, and air pressure won't kill you

@RegenTonnenEnte

3 ай бұрын

I mean it even usually has a hole in it.

30:48 "shovel material" mmm yes that is made out of shovel.

The beer and baby thing is actually a marketing strategy because a research is done with dads and often after they come home from work they buy diapers for their babies and some beer.

An hour of Damien? Yes please!

10:11 As scary as that clip seems, it's perfectly fine. The inside window on airplanes exist only to keep people from touching/damaging the very expensive outside windows and are meant to be replaceable. Those inside ones actually do just pop out and take like a minute and $10 to replace. The outside windows, which can get VERY VERY cold, -54°C (-65°F), are very expensive. You don't want passengers touching those.

25:41 Nighty night daminen

the microfence is a property line indicator that has to have a survey to be installed. When I pulled out my fence I left the mid-yard gate with its posts and the post and run along the fence to the end without chain link on it because the neighbor's wood fence has a tendency to blow over: as long as the corners and ends of runs are still where they were installed it is still legally a fence and doesn't need a new survey.

22:00 Remember little plastic table/shape that came with your pizza? That plastic table is there to prevent this.

@Medium4343

11 ай бұрын

Respect to the worker putting the table there

"Dark" is the one of the best Tv series out there - and the whole mirrored images thing is a recurring motif across the show. The entire opening sequence is a bunch of psychedelic mirrored images.

3:12 I like how instead of using a bowl, they got a shrimp tank (yup thats a shrimp tank, too small for fish but big enough for cherry shrimp) and put gravel in there and even DECORATED it. gotta have some enrichment for the phone

13:35 Train tracks: do you see the rust? Those are not in use- happens a lot in countries stupid enough to scale back their railroads. The concrete does not hurt anyone.

Just gotta say… At 21:30, it says the serving size is 2 gummies, and there are 30 servings per container. 60 gummies total. Directions say fully chew two gummies daily, meaning 30 days of gummies. I do find it amusing that it says “one a day” on the front, though.

@graysonhopkins6022

10 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing when I saw it

@beanorama

2 күн бұрын

@@graysonhopkins6022 Exactly lol

I love how Dick Smith was featured twice in this

@JordanDunaway-gl1wz

2 ай бұрын

Times

2:12 epic fail more like epic fall

44:45 that's my country's national tv channel

0:51 it's not a mistake... *_It's a REVOLUTION_*

@TaniaRocha_tsr

11 ай бұрын

It is indeed not a mistake. That's part of a tile artistic installation on a subway station in Lisbon, with a lot of intentionally "misapplied" tile patterns of old nobility people. :)

0:13 clorox be like: WE DO NOT CARE

I don’t normally laugh but this does put a smile on my face

8:31 Tv is trying to noclip in backrooms

4:06 Man, what a wonderful laugh.

@Iike_tonk

Ай бұрын

I sounded like a dolphin😂😂😂😂

19:47 it is completely useless, but you have to remember that someone put that there. Someone had to take the time to drive the poles into the ground and somehow still thought "yeah, this works"

For the noclip part, the fun thing is while it (obviously) doesn't matter IRL, in Final Fantasy XIV, that would be totally usable because in housing areas, if you walk into something long enough without your actual position changing, the game will disable collision with it for you so you absolutely could walk right in (assuming you don't also phase through the floor/stairs)

6:25 can’t believe the summer of 2000 was almost 17 years ago….

Why does Damian sound like an A10 warthog sometimes, like he goes **BRRRRRRT** and then starts wheezing

@SundewAndSparkles

10 ай бұрын

If Damian was in the A F hed be a good A10 anyway cuz he pounds people with laughs

I was watching this at 2:00 am in the morning, resulting in me laughing to tears at everything. Everything.

33:31 "Yeah hi can I get a burger with pickles on the side"

19:58 are bro gonna ignore Thursday 38th💀

5:19 is that banana for scale

POUR WITH CONFIDENCE💀💀

@john_rafael125

11 ай бұрын

Those idiot advertiser's

nighty night damien

9:58 I’m familiar with how those aircraft are built. The windows consist of three panes. The exterior pane is mounted firmly on the metal shell of the aircraft, and is thick and strong enough to hold cabin pressure. Then, there are two plastic panes and a shade on the assembly that’s loose here. The part that’s loose here is part of the interior trim, and not structural in any way whatsoever. In other words, what you’re looking at is basically equivalent to a worn out seat in a car.

5:58 That got me laughing for so long

23:16 it says "UNCUT" too lmfao 🤣

4:13 VERY FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

54:04 this is probably supposed to say being DEAF did not stop Beethoven from writing music. Being dead certainly did 🤣

The yellow lines are temporary traffic indicators used in areas where they are working on the road. They are generally taped onto the road, which explains why wet weather and cars driving over them often make them warp and move around in weird scrunched up shapes.

For damien: the internals of a plane are all for your own comfort. None of it is needed for the plane to safely function.

Imagine Damien travelling to just get the big cheese from Woolworths

57 minutes of just Damien. This is amazing.

45:56 it’s not 17 Oreos, it’s says x16 Oreos in arabic, so there is nothing wrong with it

4:53 those kids dodged a bullet they almost had to watch detective pikachu

@evanstevens7918

11 ай бұрын

I have to add at 10:15 that window isnt broke its just loose happens from time to time and btw that window isnt going to break its more likely to break on the ground than in the air most likely going to get repaired after that flight and those windows are special there are two windows there not one and honestly the inner part of the jet you see actually doesnt need to be there its just to cover up the metal and wires and other stuff

@B.L.U.S

7 ай бұрын

Hey Pikachu himself is pretty cute Why do I hear saliva? Nope Nope nope so much nope Good by humanity I thought we made nice things but it seams not bye!(activate c4 on my feet)

31:38 landing in water form high up feels like concrete, so if you wanted to do your idea, prepare to drown cuz it ain’t the best option what you pick from there

22:27 The fact that this is a bagel advertisement makes it even funnier

10:14 this one is actually fine, the inner window is only there for insulation the outer window is what handles the pressure, so safety wise it's not a problem.

EmKay had one job changing the description from r/Insaneparents to r/OneJob

@David2073

8 ай бұрын

Oh God, now I can't unsee it, and I hate you

@Roblox_Bedwars_Farmer_Cletus

5 ай бұрын

I feel like it’s on purpose

Deep Dish? Not Pizza. It's an italian cheese casserole in a freakin' bread bowl. BRING IT!

World war 11 is soo nostalgic i remember fighting in war and blasting ac dc in air pods

The toalett is toilet in swedish so if that is in Sweden it is not suposed to be on the subreddit

I’m so behind on the World wars, I’ve gotta find time to catch up on the series.

@flyingdoggo9887

9 ай бұрын

it got really good in season 3 (spoilers in read more) nukes!

@David2073

8 ай бұрын

World War 111 is about to release years after World War 11 was first released

It's so funny how every post in this video manages to make me wheeze and gasp audibly

35:18 haha, I made that post :)

3:47 Looks good?! Bro... There's no way in this Universes in which THIS LOOKS GOOD!!!😭😭😭😭

1:51 isn’t this funny though? I found it funny when the paper started flying everywhere. 😂

16:09 just the quiet "wait a minute" had me dead

0:27 This seems like an integer overflow where the number has got over the signed 64-bit integer limit and wrapped all the way around to that number (negative 64-bit integer limit)

@bobczech7774

11 ай бұрын

yes, 64 is 9223372036854775807. Add one to it on a 64 bit CPU and you have the same number.

@HappyBeezerStudios

10 ай бұрын

Still have to memorize that one, I got the 127, 32785 and ~2.14 billion down

@bobczech7774

10 ай бұрын

32767*

@amog8235

4 ай бұрын

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN SAY?! 92 QUINTILLION?

16:31 This is my childhood drink right there, always had this whenever there's special event. Now I buy this because its cheap and still great than other cheap choco milk brands

FedEx: *puts very important medicine directly up against my grandmas car tire so if she pulled out without noticing the meds she would run them over*

19:18 Lario and Muigi

"The fact that these are giant slabs of cheese. Is this for commercial use?" My guy, have you never used a cheese grater? I'm worried about you now.

2:01 apparently the campaign wasn't too cool to do drugs.

8:50 youtube lies it will say 2 sec but actually its only 1 sec

4:57 i feel bad for those kids

3:58 Where is New Zealand XD

@amog8235

4 ай бұрын

And Indonesia

The emkay gods have come down to bless us with the best subredit, for 57 minutes.

35:26 I speak Norwegian and "toalett" actually means "restroom", I love imagining it as a typo of toilet though

14:48 fanta specifically makes such blue labels inverted (I remember ad with this)

@myfishcalledbobble6923

17 күн бұрын

yeah i think it means like "this fanta turns your world upside down" i think it was ukranian bc i had one of those too

Emkay you never fail to make me laugh, keep up the amazing work

5:18 That brings a whole new meaning to "butter scraped over too much bread."

21:38 - There's 2 per serving & 30 servings meaning 30 days of 2 daily

17:00 Thats either in Australia or New Zealand. It's in a supermarket chain called Countdown (It's called Woolworths in Aussie, I can tell from the logo on the packet.). We don't have "Cheddar" or "American" cheese, (well, we do, but we prefer these ones) we have big ol' slabs of "Tasty" "Mild" and "Edam". It's like how in Canada they have bags of milk, and over here, we have big bricks of cheese. It's easier to grate, and srsly, freshly grated Tasty is my comfort food. I swear, if you grew up in NZ or Aussie, and your mums making pizza for dinner, you have grabbed a handful of cheese off the chopping board and shoved it in your mouth when she wasn't looking, if you say you haven't, you're either lactose intolerant, weird, or lying.

@MarbleSquare422

10 ай бұрын

It's also called Woolworths in South Africa

40:48 I probably don't need to say this, but since he asked, I'm pretty sure it's a baby changing station. It is weird that the parent is kneeling, though.

@Noblp

4 ай бұрын

No, it’s not. It’s a “seats for parents with small children” sign. Just rotate it 90° counterclockwise. We have them in public transport right next to a parking spot for baby carriage. It is “one job” moment 😂