me and my multiple personalities at 3 am

@Zyn_Shi

5 жыл бұрын

OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment* But yeah same

@happyface3111

5 жыл бұрын

ava same tho!

@London_Tipton

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking same omg

@sladewatkins

5 жыл бұрын

i don't need friends, they disappoint me.

@judi9126

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

So: -State your name -Say the line -Say something a serial killer would say -Strike a pose

@yihyen

3 жыл бұрын

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO

@arikakarin2323

3 жыл бұрын

but what about all those ducks T.T

@yukkuri9144

3 жыл бұрын

Correction -say something a romantic serial killer would say

@imk2007

3 жыл бұрын

I can see the statue of liberty from here

@isiahwoodard

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

I'm pretty sure there's an incredibly deep lore behind this video

@GravityK-b

2 жыл бұрын

The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.

@SRowntree

2 жыл бұрын

There is and it's forbidden knowledge

@azulon435

2 жыл бұрын

Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.

@rebelrouzer5318

2 жыл бұрын

this is where Zuccerfucker came from.

@_Killkor

2 жыл бұрын

Five or Six Stores ARG

Carla Shaw has a point, she's an icon and she's a legend

@IceCrystal130

2 жыл бұрын

She is THE moment

@wohlhabendermanager

2 жыл бұрын

Carla Shaw knows that "the friends we made along the way" is just a giant hoax.

@IceCrystal130

2 жыл бұрын

@@wohlhabendermanager exactly

@FrozenPines

Жыл бұрын

She doesn’t need friends, they disappoint her. 🙄 💅✨

@foisdequoi

7 ай бұрын

And she is still alive.

It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.

@anthonyhughes8026

6 жыл бұрын

Koen Van Damme lmao

@mickymikado4240

6 жыл бұрын

I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao

@redhadoken3172

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Etomia

6 жыл бұрын

Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on KZread :')

@AkenoFrost

6 жыл бұрын

😆 LMAO

“can i ask you kind of a weird question?” “💃”

@dirtygaragewiffleball9621

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like lol

@gdnatural2.232

4 жыл бұрын

Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER

@kkkatsuki

4 жыл бұрын

LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol

@guppy12b

4 жыл бұрын

@@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.

@hkg2310

4 жыл бұрын

all i been thinking about loooooool

3:55 Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.

@spookboi

11 ай бұрын

dick foreskin or fork in dick

@NickPapison

10 ай бұрын

what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name

@gsaucegaming6635

7 ай бұрын

He also had a “Rocky moment”

@arctos333

3 ай бұрын

I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?

@Rum-Runner

3 ай бұрын

@@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.

1:26 There's such a quiet coldness in her voice. Gave me chills

@InternalMusings

2 ай бұрын

made a good song

@mellowlando2017

4 күн бұрын

Her acting was very good compared to a lot of them lmfao

"I can see the statue of liberty from here" *dislocates back

@greyxofgaming2568

4 жыл бұрын

What a view!

@TheLivi3

4 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@aliyahlovescris

4 жыл бұрын

OhShit I'm crying 😂

@Kornbread

4 жыл бұрын

hahhahaah I can’t stop laughing

@gustavgnoettgen

4 жыл бұрын

Science.

Choose Your Character

@oliviaf4411

8 жыл бұрын

+Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her

@Peace8267

8 жыл бұрын

Carla Shaw Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw! (super smash bros melee)

@captaing.mainwaring5252

8 жыл бұрын

+BullockDS Richard Forkin.

@thehotguy773

8 жыл бұрын

+BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.

@littledemand5346

8 жыл бұрын

+BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.

6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”

@Marina-nt6my

Жыл бұрын

Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.

Legend has it, she still hasn't asked us the weird question.

@hiiilolol

Жыл бұрын

i wonder what it was

@skissors

Жыл бұрын

she sorta did y'know -- the question she asked _was_ a question 😂

@gabbylopez9091

Жыл бұрын

@@skissors You have a very good point. Maybe she wrote it down and forgot to tell us! Or maybe she has the secret Krabby Patty formula!

“Can I ask you a kind of weird question?...” 🕺🏼

@WaveAqualei

4 жыл бұрын

Copied

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@whkelll

4 жыл бұрын

Wolfs eat Grass LMAOAOAOAJAYSJWONSKSJSJDNDNSJSJSSNSKSKWWWNBWWNWJWUWKWLW WKAKQMQ WIWMimcryingJANWKWNWNSSKSNS

@doctoc1334

4 жыл бұрын

Technologic_Wave So? 😂

@icecreamsandwich7522

4 жыл бұрын

👈 👈

“Can I ask you kind of a weird question?” *poses*

@JoJosSBR

3 жыл бұрын

“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here” Proceeds to try martial arts

@RED01SEA

3 жыл бұрын

people say that time heals all wombs !!!!

@Ant_0n_y0u

3 жыл бұрын

👩🏼 👉🏻👚👉🏻 🦵🏻🦵🏻

@1st_player_XD

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@noahclark7603

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part

02:22 "... our spirits would just run away with us." cuts to man in wheelchair.

@fromthegamethrone

2 ай бұрын

I snorted at this bit. I'll keep you a deck chair in hell hahaha

3:40 “I want him - and I know you can’t keep him forever…” is chilling 😳😱🫣

1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here” *Fights the air and gets injured*

@HaiThereManchannel

5 жыл бұрын

Like all good New York landmarks

@danielaramos2375

5 жыл бұрын

kinda hit the woah doe🥴

@maddie7086

5 жыл бұрын

I’m not ok i thought he hit the woah

@shark.infestedcowboy6248

5 жыл бұрын

He's in the closet. I had him stuffed

@lucia3577

5 жыл бұрын

I’m not ok 👊✊👊✋🕺🏻🤛🤜🤛

I clicked on this random KZread recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?" It felt SO much longer oh god

@greyxofgaming2568

4 жыл бұрын

Can I just say the ducks aren't in Canada, we have a regular amount of ducks

@soursnail5450

4 жыл бұрын

Belle Dunn honestlyyyyyy

@kobil316SH

4 жыл бұрын

Belle Dunn god its still going

@ilovecorpseparty8930

4 жыл бұрын

Belle Dunn I wonder why

@positivemindset9221

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilovecorpseparty8930 boy you need help

2:56 The way she started tearing up as she smiled...unnerving

@Enchantix00Sasori

2 жыл бұрын

„He‘s inside the closet. I had him … stuffed.“ Well, if that ain’t a confession of a serial killer. Fits the smile perfectly.

4:27 me talking to myself in the mirror having an anxiety attack before going out

@hiiilolol

Жыл бұрын

same

@dvatrin

Жыл бұрын

HELP

@beebee3871

28 күн бұрын

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg

@damaracarpenter8316

5 жыл бұрын

I know I was engrossed in whatever story she was part of 😍♥️

@aniyajames2822

5 жыл бұрын

Current mood

@kaipatrick2007

5 жыл бұрын

Ha

@jorgechavarria4799

5 жыл бұрын

3:17 too

@courtneyyeehaw6679

5 жыл бұрын

real talent at 0:26

Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken

@tia.p

5 жыл бұрын

WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss

@rageboyRM

5 жыл бұрын

Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.

@h455hn

5 жыл бұрын

.... I thought I was the only one XD

@gagastan9901

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@Kate-he8ug

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for using proper grammar

"Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30 Kinda a legitimately good line.

4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose

“I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.” wow. that’s deep.

@anthraxiii7753

4 жыл бұрын

the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world

@teenyweeny3005

4 жыл бұрын

where’s ur pfp from?

@wonkwev

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl

@maddestoflads5040

4 жыл бұрын

are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so

@Uziissmartestgorl

4 жыл бұрын

You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one

you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.

@kagechaos8899

7 жыл бұрын

same

@emmastrege9297

7 жыл бұрын

eleven :DDD

@omersafian7659

7 жыл бұрын

i know ur photo it was mine two months ago

@eatit5962

7 жыл бұрын

Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture

@randimallett5604

7 жыл бұрын

H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N

This was undoubtly the casting for Oblivion npcs voice actors

@ZijnShayatanica

2 ай бұрын

Marilyn was obviously the necrophiliac alchemist from Skingrad.

This most likely took place sometime between the 90s-early 2000s but it feels like it was recorded from a place outside of time

“I can’t stand it when she touches me”

@rebekahw.8990

4 жыл бұрын

pcg that one is underrated

@xiomaraferrer

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes, nice.

@muthascorpio

4 жыл бұрын

A whole mood

@robertodumitrescu887

4 жыл бұрын

That's what He said

@Johnny_BGood

4 жыл бұрын

she was way ahead of the coronavirus

So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore Edit: They’re still in business!

@mariama5747

4 жыл бұрын

Lolol wth

@ismaenciso301

4 жыл бұрын

Ooo I live in Chicago, let me check XD

@user-iz6dj1qz8e

4 жыл бұрын

They are

@yaaasante7870

4 жыл бұрын

They’re still around actually

@SoWhySoSirious

4 жыл бұрын

omg THANK YOU finally makes sense

"I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm" I NEED to take a motivational retreat with this woman!

@Aryzo

Ай бұрын

she got crazy eyes

“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to KZread in 2010.

@TriadManInit1_

10 ай бұрын

definitely AI generated

@kuni2330

3 ай бұрын

I don't think AI could make something this strange

@ajventura2423

3 ай бұрын

@@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.

this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell

@otterhero6229

5 жыл бұрын

Danté is SWOONING

@zenonix5710

5 жыл бұрын

heaven*

@yellowmustard8077

4 жыл бұрын

Joe banks 82 years young is satan and the ducks are his devils

@elizabethmacpherson0989

4 жыл бұрын

You could stop at five or six levels of hell, or just all.

@ultrashmutz93

4 жыл бұрын

6:48

Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself The class:

@arikakarin2323

3 жыл бұрын

my introduction : 0:54

@Basher.G

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name

@MickeyMouse-jg8ql

3 жыл бұрын

My introduction: 0:09

@Basher.G

3 жыл бұрын

@@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee

@honestlyowain1121

3 жыл бұрын

Hi my name is Owain You could stop at five or six stores or just one. My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway 🕺

nightmare blunt rotation

i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times

@ZijnShayatanica

2 ай бұрын

Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49

teacher: the test isn’t that confusing the test:

@SeanMoran-ct2xk

3 жыл бұрын

N A S A Pink Floyd fan? Me too!

@cherrytoli

3 жыл бұрын

Sean Moran ayyy

@gameplaygaminggamerofgames2959

3 жыл бұрын

I would like but it’s at 420

@cherrytoli

3 жыл бұрын

Gameplay Gaming Gamer of Games not all hero’s wear capes, respect ✊

@SeanMoran-ct2xk

3 жыл бұрын

NASA himself is speaking fax

"i don't need friends they disappoint me" then i knew this would be golden

@anniegibbons1235

9 жыл бұрын

Chloe H. Magpie Night you need to watch this

@lec.9513

9 жыл бұрын

wtf is this

@schulerkleinfelter7202

9 жыл бұрын

^

@anniegibbons1235

9 жыл бұрын

i think its a mcdonald's commercial audition tape and its amazing

@michelleloomis3076

8 жыл бұрын

Yes. That's what kept me watching 😂

For anyone interested, the woman in the purple shirt around 3:20 is reciting one of Faye Dunaway’s lines from the movie Network.

There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.

Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse

@miraculousfarronyt2775

4 жыл бұрын

okay but tbh

@willrogers9932

4 жыл бұрын

1:26

@creativeblunder

4 жыл бұрын

Will Rogers nah

@inanefabas4402

4 жыл бұрын

@@willrogers9932 Why do you not have a home anymore?

@ThatGuy-bz4yv

4 жыл бұрын

I think your entire profile is worse than that thought

Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.

@katiekate2999

4 жыл бұрын

Finally someone explains some context lmao. I still have no idea what the fuck is going on

@givecamichips

4 жыл бұрын

At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.

@chocolatepudding1241

4 жыл бұрын

Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial

@misocompilations1044

4 жыл бұрын

an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste

@Johnwicklover1994

4 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

These are some GTA pedestrian level quotes.

"They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep." Damn, that one gave me legit chills.

*im a deer in the headlights of love*

@_ohyeahharder_2305

5 жыл бұрын

AdelaideEventing little did he know he was a deer in the headlights of Corvette Williams (2:37)

@kadenduzan8405

5 жыл бұрын

Wow

@antisocialboy3756

5 жыл бұрын

AdelaideEventing I can't stand it when she *touches* me

@sativabunni

5 жыл бұрын

me

@basedbattledroid3507

5 жыл бұрын

PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES... *annd knnoww whennn tu KICK!!!*

Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

@TheBanMan

7 жыл бұрын

Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history

@gregor-samsa3723

7 жыл бұрын

Isn't this also from the simpsons?

@wetwank

7 жыл бұрын

THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE

@ithanmonico2495

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Wagner copyright!

@megaddington7774

7 жыл бұрын

the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair

The guy that comes in at 7:23 is actually really good lol, He should have gone for a career in TV acting lmao

@JacquileJohnson

4 ай бұрын

He actually is a actor, I googled him

This makes me so happy every time I rediscover it. The lines always come out of the blue and make me crack up.

@Fowsta

Ай бұрын

blarg

I finally figured out what these are They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.

@dymiej8733

5 жыл бұрын

Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.

@xovinniee

5 жыл бұрын

Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1

@SirFaceFone

5 жыл бұрын

It's for a McDonald's ad

@xovinniee

5 жыл бұрын

FortyFive oh

@svimarie6844

5 жыл бұрын

a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.

This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses

@earthbound2772

4 жыл бұрын

Doggo Dom try an think of it as there all amazing actors an says what comes to mind

@Axolotl_Mischief

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna have some weird as hell nightmares tonite...😬

@anubis9543

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@someusername1452

4 жыл бұрын

1:28

@RobinFlysHigh

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm

Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.

*HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*

@lukemckenzie0121

6 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME

@dogeking2166

6 жыл бұрын

I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!

@jamiewickersham8899

6 жыл бұрын

I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME

@AmericanPharaoh10

6 жыл бұрын

0:25 for those looking for it

@ohyeayea68

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...

This isn't really much less terrifying with context. step one: say "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one." step two: say a one-liner an insane murderer would say right before they kill you. step three: strike a pose.

@dnuoz819

4 жыл бұрын

Reid LeBlanc ‘I can see the Statue of Liberty from here’

@lillrice27

4 жыл бұрын

“I can’t stand it when she touches me”

@katehernandez600

4 жыл бұрын

"honey, you got a big storm coming"

@powderpocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

I did it I said "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one" Then I said "I'mma fuck you're whole family after this!" | | U | 👌🏻 | / |\ |👇🏻 | \ \

@totallynotlilly

4 жыл бұрын

@@powderpocalypse fantastic

When you're interviewing to be an Oblivion NPC

every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old

i don't need friends, they *disappoint* me.

@Ashannnaaa

6 жыл бұрын

skullfuck. HEY MOM

@jamiewickersham8899

6 жыл бұрын

AYYYY

@Youreeffingangel

6 жыл бұрын

MAMA

@iamnotme3986

6 жыл бұрын

Motto of my life

@_boysad69

6 жыл бұрын

MOM IS HERE

Bitch I'll stop at ten stores if I want it's my life

@flapjacko

8 жыл бұрын

someone put this comment on a fucking t-shirt

@CaseyCorigliano

7 жыл бұрын

shut up. just shut up. don't say a word. I heard enough from you last night to last me a lifetime.

@nosir1479

7 жыл бұрын

BeatsFromDP But, Honey, you've got a big storm coming

@dmitrriy

7 жыл бұрын

...whateva you wona do, whereva you wona go?

@rachelpresley4962

7 жыл бұрын

6:42 WE HIT INTERNET GUYS

6:45 most relatable one

@RatGangisMYusername

Ай бұрын

nah that would be the first clip

"For an old man... And his ducks." *Audience clapping and cheering*

I'm very emotionally invested in the 1:29 lady's story

@otterz4u

5 жыл бұрын

Max R she should get the part

@planetu6125

5 жыл бұрын

Max R Oof she's beautiful too

@nikiyerbamate

5 жыл бұрын

who is "that man out there"

@alley-2745

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up, just shut up

@stefanysavoie411

5 жыл бұрын

Im trying to be invested in her skin routine. She glowy as hell.

Oh my God. My favorite is when the dude in the wheelchair comes out, says absolutely nothing and then turns a couple of times. LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Honey, you got a big storm coming”

why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair

@flusheroftoilets420

4 жыл бұрын

His name's Johnny Joestar

@muthascorpio

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@Dragoneer

4 жыл бұрын

Pimp my wheelchair before it was cool

0:39 Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?" Me: go on... Her: 💃🏻

@siryes

3 жыл бұрын

i mean there is the weird part but no question

@ayana707

3 жыл бұрын

OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

@balterblack8592

3 жыл бұрын

1:26

@stephanienader7604

3 жыл бұрын

@@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago

@Libineeraj

3 жыл бұрын

*⛹🏻‍♀️*

I was invested in Joe Banks, 82 years young who’s come to feed the ducks for the past 17 years.

All of these people look like you would hit "randomize" in mii maker

Nobody: Nintendo Switch: 0:34

@Djitterbug

4 жыл бұрын

My favourite comment from this video yet.

@noone-tk2dp

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that this comment has only 42 likes is illegal

@summerroses8841

4 жыл бұрын

Moto Moto well, now it has 69

@LUCIFER-py3pd

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment in youtube

@WaveAqualei

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment rite here

Is this a cult holy FUCK I completely forgot about this comment and it has 11K likes? Thanks guys. Also, suspiciously no one as refuted this question.

@rosielow527

5 жыл бұрын

Carl aM agic Yes why would you like a sign up sheet

@doobydoba

5 жыл бұрын

@@partyhatflute3078 omg

@carlamitce443

5 жыл бұрын

Rosie Low yes please!

@akrobeau

5 жыл бұрын

It’s mcdonalds

@Sam-kr1mu

5 жыл бұрын

Rosie Low yes give me the sign up

“I’m not in love with you, I can’t pretend that I am” Good lord

I come back to this every now and again and it never gets old

Honey, you've got a big storm coming *SNAP* *half of the universe dies*

@porowa9048

5 жыл бұрын

Spiderman : * DON'T FEEL SO GOOD *

@CPGreeno357

5 жыл бұрын

it was inevitable :/

@okamiisaway5869

5 жыл бұрын

@@CPGreeno357 He was inevitable

@JoeMommacita

5 жыл бұрын

You where ahead of your time

@justin_e8292

5 жыл бұрын

bring me thanos

the movement after “i can see the statue of liberty” i was in tears

@loadedx16

6 жыл бұрын

*WHY DID HE ARCH HIS BACK LMAO*

@bungarin4041

6 жыл бұрын

ergh he broke his back

@kerriwells1606

6 жыл бұрын

Beautybyallii7 MEE TOO

@kellystrammy3867

6 жыл бұрын

Beautybyallii7 IM HYPERVENTILATING SHHAHEHA

@aidanmacivor4881

6 жыл бұрын

1:07

I keep remembering this video every once in a while and cry laughter. Today was one of those days.

When kids complain about how hard Primary school is 0:25

Theory: these are all people from Gen Z who learned to time travel.

@1pukegl1tter_

4 жыл бұрын

Ruby Doo honestly it probably is

@rebekahw.8990

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I didn’t even realize it could be for a commercial or something until my older brother said it

@patrickpowers4533

4 жыл бұрын

Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.

@rebekahw.8990

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Powers yeah, I could tell they were doing short (very short lol) monologues too

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

And the ducks monologue is from the Simpsons.

“you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just one“ “𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒“

@historysyourbestfriend5500

3 жыл бұрын

“ *i can’t stand it when she touches me* “

@astragato.

3 жыл бұрын

He's In My Closet

@astragato.

3 жыл бұрын

How did you get that font?

@cyddi3919

3 жыл бұрын

@A Bunch Of Insecure Buddys i downloaded a fonts app

@taxiiswith2is

3 жыл бұрын

The truck driver: Honey, youve got a big storm coming

I was invested in what was going on with the lady at 1:26 🥺 She was so good! She's beautiful

@randi.blue.cherai511

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for saying this!! I was looking for this comment.

2:25 the tiiiiming I am dead

I liked it better when i didn't know what the fuck was going on.

@keepingmypeace7438

8 жыл бұрын

What is going on?

@phineasmurph9539

8 жыл бұрын

Sawyer Johnson Some auditions for commercials.

@keepingmypeace7438

8 жыл бұрын

+Jung Choi Why did they have 'em act so creepy?

@phineasmurph9539

8 жыл бұрын

+Sawyer Johnson Just bad acting.

@michelleloomis3076

8 жыл бұрын

Still funny even knowing all this 😜

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

@RonWolfHowl

5 жыл бұрын

Don't make me choose 😩

@natty7359

5 жыл бұрын

duck guy

@AQuinn-md7pg

5 жыл бұрын

Wheelchair bro ftw.

@happyface3111

5 жыл бұрын

*I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISSAPIONT ME*

@breahhoke1173

5 жыл бұрын

"PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES AND KNOW WHERE TO KICK"

This is the type of comedy I love it’s not even an ad at this point

2:41 holy shit that one was powerful

Roses are red Parties are fun You could stop at five or six stores Or just one ☝️

@s1rb3ck4m2

5 жыл бұрын

10/10 madood

@noxi.mp4

5 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to make a weird action*

@prettyprettyprincess554

5 жыл бұрын

Roses are red I listen to Cardi B I don't need friends They disappoint me!

@taesmr4699

5 жыл бұрын

You are my favorite human

@raelynnkiser7771

5 жыл бұрын

violet is rose and blue are red I wish I was dead -my sister, 2019

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me",Sums me right up

@jarrett4154

8 жыл бұрын

IKR

@nyoom9814

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@m-dawg2673

7 жыл бұрын

yang same rin had just been so rude lately. how's it with weiss?

@CALIGS

7 жыл бұрын

Hatsune Miku and by the way, the next time I send an audience research report around you all better read it, or I will sack the fucking lot of you. Is that clear?

@Hi-qq6ho

7 жыл бұрын

Yup same

Every time I'm having a bad day, I return here. Never fails to make me cackle

This is pretty soothing to put on an old analog TV in Kursk

this gets more and more disturbing as it goes on

@alfiona7951

4 жыл бұрын

This is torture.

8:10 omg I think I played Wii Tennis with that man!

@WaveAqualei

4 жыл бұрын

No you didn’t, he played Wii Sports with you

@na2154

4 жыл бұрын

Good Spaghett omg

@doctoc1334

4 жыл бұрын

Good Spaghett Fucking Matt, beating my ass in Boxing

@du4lingo

4 жыл бұрын

He's the guy from wii sports resort that throws things for you to slice

@MysticalOriginz

4 жыл бұрын

DocToc it’s Matt

I feel like this is a weird abstract form of art and i fully support it

Every couple of years I remember this exists and it’s like experiencing it for the first time again.

Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.

@beahgg

3 жыл бұрын

:0!

@colorbar.s

3 жыл бұрын

wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for

@tortoiseboy2331

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading

@Skygirl-rp4ob

3 жыл бұрын

@Yess7895 ty

@cyanidefilledcandy2

3 жыл бұрын

@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times. If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store. I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).

this is one hell of an inside joke.

@toprak3479

6 жыл бұрын

... That I don't get.

The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.

@T3t4nu5

28 күн бұрын

Illinois? I never would have guessed

I always use this quote for my voice training sessions. As well as counting from one to ten in german. This video is legendary

"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?

@Fuhrertheboss

4 жыл бұрын

Probably referencing pegging

@filth8369

4 жыл бұрын

I read this at the exact time I heard it

@elimyers9413

4 жыл бұрын

@@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny

@sofiah.r5534

4 жыл бұрын

What? Doesn’t everyone do that?

@filth8369

4 жыл бұрын

Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population

can i ask you kind of a weird question? **aggressive finger guns**

@caludmorel5473

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nick_the_xiv8721

4 жыл бұрын

Thats me trying to flirt😂

@koozboy

4 жыл бұрын

TOP 10 ANIME CLIFFHANGERS

@galacticlaser4461

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the question, her pose was the question

@ffy0000

4 жыл бұрын

bisexuals:

This is a hysterical masterpiece.

I want this played on multiple tvs as you walk in to my funeral. All the videos will be played at different times lol

2:24 “our spirits would just run away with us” *_shows man in wheelchair who can’t run_*

@computertoucher

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?

@remecasnipes7724

4 жыл бұрын

Depression

@frostedflakes7920

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Nippleton McSugarteets as soon as I saw this comment she start saying it

@atom4032

4 жыл бұрын

@@frostedflakes7920 me to your not special

@frostedflakes7920

4 жыл бұрын

Give me your tea cup who ask for ur opinion and I never said that I’m special -_-

“i am the *queen* of the universe the waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm”

@acid2484

4 жыл бұрын

She peed in the water.

@amandaf7214

4 жыл бұрын

THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT

@adamramirez3866

4 жыл бұрын

THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM

@JonFD

4 жыл бұрын

A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(

@greyxofgaming2568

4 жыл бұрын

WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR