Homie still is brave enough to perform in front of his parents, man! 😄

@9godofthe6ix

Жыл бұрын

What's so brave about that. They look like they enjoy his comedy and support him.

@mylittlebrotherca9691

Жыл бұрын

Brave enough to perform in front of his family? Uh..I don't think so. Dad (2.0), never looked up or made eye contact, his job was just to park the car, didn't even warn his SON eyeballs, third line baseball coach,hand & arm signals.secretly, man code "Your Mother doesn't like the hotel room, the ice machine is too far from the elevators & apparently I am trying to put her or in a "home", or murder her if I go outside & sneak a McDonalds cheeseburger. 🥺

@haddingtoniangcp2464

Жыл бұрын

Tells you he's got a good relationship with them. That's nice.

@dgeneeknapp3168

Жыл бұрын

Imagine the fear of wondering if you were going to say something that made mom give you THE LOOK😡 that makes your heart stop as you try to perform. 👀😳.

@dgeneeknapp3168

Жыл бұрын

@@9godofthe6ix But there's the chance that he'd say something they DON'T and mom hands out ...THE LOOK. Then have a heart stops mid joke. 😳🤣

"my momma beat me like black lives didn't matter"🤣🤣🤣

@Rosie_C

Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard in my life was a black preacher describing his mother’s method of discipline. “Black women rap when they beat you. ‘I. Tol’. You. Not. To. Do it. But you did it anyway, …you were bad, bad, bad.’” Lol, “somehow” this preacher ended up a really, really sharp guy!

@mylittlebrotherca9691

Жыл бұрын

@@Rosie_C I "was white", on Friday, Monday morning I got "called in" the Principals Office, for "wearing BLACKFACE", two black eyes (RACOONED)?😓, Child Protective Services, I explained I "fell down the stairs".. Wednesday "I had been to the Dentist" FRIDAY..well, we had a SUBSTITUTE Teacher, apparently ours got food poisoning. Hmmm, ?🤔🤫🤫🤫🤫

@Uarehere

Жыл бұрын

Hell of a lot funnier than his later BLM joke.

@Dr_MF

8 ай бұрын

😂😆😂😆😆😆

"Martin didn't dream about this." 😂

@lavallebarlow2324

Жыл бұрын

🤪

"This is a celebration--you caught the right guy!" I feel this.

He reeaally made me laugh so hard...and how great was it seeing his parents laughing so hard at the very beginning.

@jrobertech

Жыл бұрын

"Stop clapping, it's not about them" 🤣🤣🤣

@ekdaufin1485

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

I laughed so hard, my dogs looked at me as if I were someone different...have not laughed so hard in about 2 years when he did the demon voice, I busted out laughing because I related.

@CrixusHeart

Жыл бұрын

I'm not saying he stole that joke, but Sinbad had that same story - probably same life experience. As they say "nothing new under the sun".

@katiesalvadore7306

Жыл бұрын

@@CrixusHeartyou know how many jokes are on the same material? So what

@CrixusHeart

Жыл бұрын

@@katiesalvadore7306 So what is it's the same joke and I'm just letting people know who the originator is. Giving credit where credit is due. And if it were not a big deal, you wouldn't hear so many professional comedians commenting about it and the joke thiefs being run out of the business. But as I said, this young man could've possibly had the same life experience as Sinbad. So now what?

@antoniojaramillo5441

Жыл бұрын

Same here wife also asked if I was OK he's good

@9godofthe6ix

Жыл бұрын

The 2 white girls jump roping

This was AWESOME!!! My Dad would have enjoyed thus tremendously for he too was a United States Marine! ❤ My Dad was the ONLY human being on this Earth that I never once got salty with or raised my voice to. He could shut me down with hust a quick glance at me looking over the top of his glasses frame until the day he passed away 5 years ago. The "stare" or "look" is a real thing. Anyone related to a Marine knows exactly what I'm talking about. Dad was my Hero. The only one I ever had and I miss him every day. Mom used to get aggravated and say, "You're just like your Dad!" Dad would look at her and grin and I'd reply every, "That's not really a secret Mom. 🤨" Thank you so much Jordan! ❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

My mom was a US Marine. I approve of this message. Except, if you are the daughter of a US Marine, you are expected to be tough: What are you, some kind of p***y? No one cares if you’re in pain! Get up! Don’t “my period” me! I don’t care if you’re 13! NO ONE CARES. Get up. Good. Have a good day at school.

@PhiPhi_Jagz

Жыл бұрын

I can relate. My mom wasn't in the military but she was a nurse. If you aren't actively and aggressively bleeding from an open wound, have no newly broken bones or a head injury then you're going to school. She used to make me proud and frustrated all at the same time!!

@patmaurer8541

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry. That would shock me to hear. 😳 Interpersonal relationships are different than being on duty! Empathy from authority figures actually increases grit--in healthy ways! If my kid was under the weather or even just needed a mental health day, we'd assess: what will you miss? Will your absence today solve a problem or create one? Only you know what's happening in your body, so you're going to need to decide. And whatever they decided, I backed. They learned to weigh consequences and use their own best judgment, and I was able to guide them in obtaining those skills because they knew I was on their side. :-)

@kia6955

Жыл бұрын

I'm a feamal Marine. I have a daughter and I approve your message. Your mom just wanted to prepare you mentally and physically for this nasty world. Semper Fi ❤

@m46273

8 ай бұрын

Naw... you are daughter of a gunny. RESPECT.

So lovely to see your awesome Marine parents supporting you with absolute pride! Semper Fi 💜

“It’s a celebration, you caught the right guy” 😂

"You caught the right guy" that was hilarious 😂 😆 🤣

My dad was a Marine too. That's why I wasn't a Marine too.

@jnbfrancisco

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 a little from my dad's stories and I spent a month with several of them on the USS Okinawa in 1985 helping them fix a tough problem on their CH53Es and a few more months at MCAS Tustin.

@jnbfrancisco

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 all righty then. I'm pretty sure I wasn't tough enough to be a Marine but I'm thankful I had the opportunity to work with some and that there are some. I was in the Air Force for ten years fixing airplanes and worked with the Navy and Army for thirty years helping them fix their helicopters.

@rickostman7890

Жыл бұрын

@JNBfrancisco, sorry you lost your Dad. Semper Fi to him.

@katekat1064

Жыл бұрын

My dad was a Marine too

@data9594

Жыл бұрын

I was a Marine. Machine gunner. My kid ain’t ever doing it

Love his parents are there and how hard they laughed when he said, “Wait, this is about me.”

Semper Fi from another flea. I am the only wimp in my Marine Corps family. Momma was a Parris Island DI who met Dad a Korean War vet when they were using their GI bill for college. My brother was in the Corps and took Dad to see his grandson graduate bootcamp. We were raised on duty and honor. When Momma said we were having a field day we knew she meant business. Miss them all.

I knew I wasn't the only one saw those two white girls singing outside 😭😭😭 I still can't remember what happened that day.

I have a feeling he made and obviously continues to make his parents laugh all the time. His timing, his pace, his lightness. So cute and so funny!

He's a gift to the world of comedy! I just want more!

I remember this set from Chocolate Sundae. He’s super funny. Love that he’s on Dry Bar now. ❤❤❤

Let me tell you, as a former Marine, that devil voice, it just comes naturally 😂😂😂😂 pray for my kids’ teenage years

😂😂😂 had a flashback when he said he snapped and talked back to his Mama. I made the same mistake ONCE with my Mama 😂

Please give this man a full set‼️😂😂😂 VERY GOOD 👏👏👏

“You caught the right guy.” 😂

I usually listen to youtube comedy in the background as I play Solitaire.... You, Sir, made me quit the game (after I won, woowhoo!) and watch. Not many comedians catch my attention so hard. Bravo! Thank you for the laughs and thank your parents for their service. (Shared to Facebook. I wish I could do more.)

2:56 My secrets, your secrets and Victoria's secrets 😄😄😄

2:33- 2:27 😭😂😂 The white girls jumping rope outside a window always signify death and the grim reaper in movies so we all get that part.

@kynn23

Жыл бұрын

I feel like they would be twins with a piercing, yet hollow, stare.

@natv55

Жыл бұрын

@@kynn23 like the Shining 😆

I love it❣️❣️🤣🤣🤣 He was able to hit his punchlines while delivering a clean set.

That's one of the best routines I have heard in a long time. Thanks for the laughs!!!!!

I wont lie,im only afeared of the Almighty Father above,but this guys mom gives me reason to pause.....fax

This is the second clip I've seen of him. Absolutely hilarious!!!! I can't wait to see more.

Too funny. Very good act. Semper Fi to your parents from a fellow Woman Marine!! Enjoyed this act.!!🤗👍

"i'm telling my secrets, your secrets, and Victoria's secrets." 😭

Jordan, babe! You KNOW it takes a courageous heart to get up on that stage and do your comedy!

As a marine corps veteran, I can say all he said about his marine parents is facts. 🤣👍

That's funny , my daughter in law is a cameraman in the Marines .

@jaredevildog6343

Жыл бұрын

SEMPER FI !

@jaredevildog6343

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 what ?! You're obviously a window licker, but I'm not going to go easy on you.

@desertsunset8025

Жыл бұрын

@Grumpy Old Guy window licker ? You mean Air Force ?

@jaredevildog6343

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 you'll see. When you're on the floor begging me to stop. I've warned you before but I guess your dementia is affecting your memory. I'll just remind you when I decide to show up.

@fredleemh

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 bring it BOY. Bring it. Oh I meant can you bring me my walker, boy

Great comedian !! You guys really know how to find great talents !

I had to watch that a second time. The old school mother story was priceless. Keep it up.

"My palms are white" 😂😂🤣

Put the knives away. This is a celebration 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cute and very funny! It’s awesome that his parents are in the audience to support him.

Both of my parents were Marine Sargents and met while in the corps. Did your Mom have that look that made you want to melt into the floor????? Boy, mine sure did!!! ....scary for a little girl 🫣

B.REASON He is " fall on the floor " ... " laughing till you hurt ".. HILARIOUS !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love that your parents are involved in your life. Good for you! Good luck with your careers

It would be so cool if you adopted somebody older than me..... I laughed so hard at 1:28 am in the middle of the night... Got scolded by rest of the family even the dog barked at me

Martin didn’t dream about this 😂.

Jordon, you are one seriously funny young man! Thanks for the humorous anecdotes!

Semper Fidelis

@lauralevenson6325

Жыл бұрын

That “iS”. Perfect English!

@desertsunset8025

Жыл бұрын

Rah ..

@jaredevildog6343

Жыл бұрын

Ooh Rah !

@desertsunset8025

Жыл бұрын

@Grumpy Old Guy looks like lately. Marines have chosen fallen warriors emblem .

@realemonful

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 If only you knew anything about Marines... you're a chicken feather boy bo-o-o-o-ok bock bock bock

Boy, you are a fool!!!! You got me screaming and crying real tears laughing at you....OMG....my side hurts....Thank you for making this trucker's day!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This dude helped fund Patrisse Cullors mansions.

@timo4938

Жыл бұрын

Lol. His previous vids were great... Up until mentioning he supports that terrorist organization and the jab.

@davidpaul9961

Жыл бұрын

@@timo4938 yeah I still like his stuff. A lot of people were duped by blm

@kitty10141

Жыл бұрын

@@davidpaul9961 were? Many still are

@davidpaul9961

Жыл бұрын

@@kitty10141 fair point. 😅

@realemonful

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 Bo-o-o-o-ok bock bock bock

This is the second funny Jordan I've found this year! It was cool that his parents were there to support him.

Lol, my mom was a Marine too. So… that’s why I joined the Air Force. But she was a crazy person when I was a kid/teen. Now she’s the most chill person ever.

That deep voice 😂 lmao 😂 I felt it from here

I was in high school in the early 1980s My high school French teacher talked sometimes about growing up in a old farm house in Ohio. It was a big house, multiple generations under one roof. It had big old-fashioned eat-n country kitchen. His paternal grandfather who was born in Germany, had old country, 19th century ideas about raising children.. He said the one time he ever talked back to the man, his Opa had told him to do something, my teacher answered back with a snotty “Why?”. The next thing he knew his was picking himself up of the floor on the other side of the of the kitchen. 😉

Really, really funny. The timing is great, the jokes are great and the personality is great. *chef's kiss* 🤌

Oh God, it hurts!! Sir, you're a comic genius!

Dude! YOU are so dang hilarious! Oh. My. Goodness! So good!

This guy is awesome! ❤

She beat me like black lives didn't matter... Momma whose side are you on... BUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ooh maaan.

love Jordan Conley!!❤

I bet those parents are totally cool and are so proud of him

Oh my. You are still hysterical. I love the way you aren’t hindered to just bring jokes. It’s all funny.✌🏻🇺🇸

Your good!!! Had mom and dad cracking up!!!! Thanks for clean comedy!!! God bless you and your parents!!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't laughed that hard in a while. That was much needed laugh.

This guy is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!! Omg, SO good-I really enjoyed this and he really made me laugh! He needs a TV special!!!

I found you by skipping around the entire wave length of the internet, YES, the ENTIRE wave length; okay, so I'm. kidding; NO, but really loved this skit it was hilarious and look forward to more great comedy from you! Believe me, it really does help an old gal's heart!

She beat me like black lives didn't matter lmfao 🤣

Love your comedy!!!

He said “This is a celebration, you caught the right guy”!!!!

Talented, some settle jokes flew over the audience, great set! 🎉

Semper Fi to your folks and especially to your Mom. My mother was a WM during WWII. :)

Once a Marine always a marine. Thank you for serving our country🇺🇸

@valeriegadsden7898

Жыл бұрын

👍🏼👏🏼💯

"my mom beat me like black lives didn't matter" 💀

Respect to the water grunts! Hoorah!

Awesome performance, your amazing!

Snapping a pic of war - “That’s fantastic!”

Courageous wearing face coverings, I think they were going incognito lmao

When yo mamma wear combat boots ain’t a dis….it’s literally the truth. 🥰

Excellent !! 😘 Unique style ..thank you 🙂

This guys just crazy funny !!

Genuinely laughed so hard, so many times and it was great! Thank you Jordan! 😄❤️

This is delightful- thx!

Awesome comic very funny 👏👏👍👍😁😁😁

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh before school!

Jordan Conley so hilarious

Thanks!

Secret #1 3:20 they put a knife under 😄😄😄

Oh gawd.... Laughed so hard... My family's about to throw me out

DUDE IS EPIC I AM THE SAME WAY HE DESCRIBING MY LIFE AS HIS

So cool - I've shared this with all of my children!

I like this dude, he’s awesome 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

You are hilarious! I have a big smile on my face (which hurts from laughing so hard). 🙂

Nah there are so many regular, soft people in the military 😂 all you gotta do is get through some weeks of people yelling at you and lie about your familiarity with weed

This guy is hilarious!

Dude is really funny

I love this guy

👏👏👏

I LOVE HIM and his mommy joke was the BEST SUPER FUNNY😂😂😂

Super energy and just naturally funny. In contrast to tons of 'actors' who are unfunny in their movies. I hope to watch more from him. Idk why but he gives me a vibe like only Tig Notaro did.

Seen this set before, but it still hilarious.

He’s so funny!

Wait what!? My mom was a marine in WW2.