My son turns his hearing aid off when hes doing things he knows he isnt supposed to. 'Well I didnt hear anyone say no so it must be fine'

@rompevuevitos222

4 жыл бұрын

Stick a note with a reminder of what he shouldn't do on his stuff and make him wear it to school

@azelljackson4380

3 жыл бұрын

Your son is a genius lol 🤣🤣

@sorad2921

3 жыл бұрын

Smart kid

@sarahlovee1865

3 жыл бұрын

@@rompevuevitos222 I have "eric no!" sticky notes everywhere lol

@ashlynnrounds8341

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahlovee1865 That's amazing, I had to do that with my 7 younger siblings at one point. Note: That was a lot of sticky notes, I said bye to my allowance lol

My wife is a better half of me. "You better do that.. better do this...". I am dead! 🤣🤣

@likesanddislikesetc

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

I actually wear hearing aids myself (age 13, male) and they’re also Bluetooth and I used them to listen to this video! I chose black so they can stand out so i can spread a little awareness about hearing loss. Dont be ashamed of your hearing aids because those are super cool! You can just turn em down when you don’t wanna hear someone! 😂 just dont do it with your parents though if you’re a kid lol

@yajelema5436

2 жыл бұрын

This is so wholesome

@generalkenobi4509

2 жыл бұрын

@Yaje Lema Thanks! 😊 To whomever may read this, have a blessed day! And also just a random bit of wisdom; “Wether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford

@denisekessler4371

2 жыл бұрын

Lol your silly 😊

@debrawestbrook8960

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, that's cool. A girl posted a TikTok about a teacher confiscating her hearing aids because he thought they were regular Bluetooth earbuds. She couldn't hear him throughout the lesson and at the end when he found out she was telling the truth he lost his job.

@lettheriver

2 жыл бұрын

@@debrawestbrook8960 gullible

excuse me, mister ma'am, i know i ain't supposed to talk to strangers, but them shoes is cute! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Clean comedy is very difficult. This is fantastic!

@kylewilliams3861

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly. When done well it's usually the funniest comedy to me

@tonjirucker999

3 жыл бұрын

It's not difficult unless your convinced that good comedy has to include foul language.

@kylewilliams3861

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonjirucker999 it takes a bit more finesse than that. Clean comedy can also be particularly dirty. Which requires more wit

@mademax1

3 жыл бұрын

I would not call this clean, to anyone with half a brain there is alot of racism and cruelty as a base for the jokes

@RR-xz6bv

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he beats his kids and calls it old school. It’s called abuse

Making his kids watch a cliffhanger of Abraham sacrificing Isaac as punishment told me this guy's got a monumental sense of humor. Great set!

@jdhoushour3041

4 жыл бұрын

most cure all's include a warning label... Fortunately... He skipped that crap! 😆

@DeceiverIX

4 жыл бұрын

Stopped to make a comment after that bit... 1:30 in LOL. Literally hilarious!

@cristianflores5329

3 жыл бұрын

X

@georgepurvis587

3 жыл бұрын

I agree I thought that was just hysterical even though I saw it coming

@tiffakang4525

3 жыл бұрын

😂

The "grandma it's jobs out there if you serious" got me dead 💀

Called grandma and said there are jobs out there if you are serious! bahahaha

@ruthann2051

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment at the same time he was saying it! Lol

@nieceysemien7135

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthann2051 🤣🤣🤣

@Kiya-me

3 жыл бұрын

What did granma' say? Lol

@WalkingWallet

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthann2051 ,-,fox, ,,-,, ,,-, -,,, ',,,,,,,, , , ,

@anaderol5408

3 жыл бұрын

LOL watching this on 20/1/2020 (Australia time) - as far as I'm concerned...TRUMP is in the past....you Americans still have him for 24 hours!!

That Ebola joke hits harder in quarantine 😂😑

@PacificMoceans

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@lilyvalley5389

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@MsMookalate

4 жыл бұрын

B.Michael Brown right

@Evoleo

3 жыл бұрын

no, it doesn't. how are ebola and covid related

“I love what you’ve done to your hair... now do you wash it once a day as face or twice as week as hair.” I nearly fell to the floor in laughter. I mean that was hilarious especially when you sitting next to a bald guy.

@paperclips4113

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@apadron45ap

3 жыл бұрын

This one had me rolling!!

@anushmashrestha3553

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

Oh dear, my son is a politely disrespectful child too. It's so good to know I'm not the only one with a little man like that. 🤣🤣😂😂

“NBA is not interested ... at this time.” 😂😂😂

Telling his daughter, "if you ain't gone listen to me, you ain't gone listen to nobody." I was crying laughing. Then telling the audience to yell if they wanted to check up. BRILLIANT!!! Rahn is funny 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

@crystalclear652

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!! And I watch a lot of Comedy 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

@leoneranger9348

3 жыл бұрын

😝😝 That was a good joke!

@adamcallahan242

3 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold!

@infamouskong7702

2 жыл бұрын

Right!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

@Honest000w

5 ай бұрын

I don’t if I should’ve laughed😂

True no one remembers phone numbers anymore 😂😂😂

@sirkrutchbluesman3009

3 жыл бұрын

So TRUE use to Manage Bands Knew every One's # and Where Every PAYPHONE WAS LOVE TECHNOLOGY

“Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?” 😂😂 that’s actually a really good question

@muddydog6605

4 ай бұрын

In the UK guide dog owners are exempt from dog fouling fines.

He's so clever. "I just throw them out there, it's up to you to catch them!"

"Ummmm excuse me Mr Ma'am..." 😂😂😂

@lastgirl7071

3 жыл бұрын

cute shoes!

"You can use me as a reference". "Gimme the hearing aids, if you ain't gonna listen to me you ain't gonna listen to nobody". The home and away jerseys joke was classic.

“This is definitely going to be an away game.” I’m still laughing at the line.

Grandma: there are jobs out there. I lost it!

@sirkrutchbluesman3009

3 жыл бұрын

Granny's Working at McDs

“Good game, poor coaching. You almost had us. You gave a good effort” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@loretta2372

Жыл бұрын

That was the best; though there were so many good one 🤣 😂

@bigmike3007

Жыл бұрын

Slapping them on the booty you can leave that out 😂

IS IT JUST ME OR IS MORE PEOPLE RUMMAGING THROUGH THE STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS DURING THE QUARANTINE?🤣🤣🤣🤣

@corncob4627

4 жыл бұрын

Same here :3

@donmiller2908

4 жыл бұрын

NO, IT'S JUST YOU. I'M GOING FROM VIDEO TO VIDEO LEAVING SUPERFLUOUS MESSAGES ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

@hendo19742

4 жыл бұрын

@@donmiller2908 😜😜😜😜

@starlessaeon3972

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny cause I started watching like a week before the quarantine so when it came I was in my stride 😂

@elizabethanderson5421

4 жыл бұрын

hendo19742 nope it’s not just you we all need some laughs during this thing

I find it hard to find comedians that can make me laugh and is clean enough that I can watch with my kids as well. Its really getting rare these days and exposes this mans extreme talent. ROFL. Thanks so much for this super talented guy!

@sirkrutchbluesman3009

3 жыл бұрын

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY LAUGH WITH MY KIDS PRICELESS ♥️👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

That birth certificate joke was so underrated 😂😂😂

@mm-zm8ys

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

@toxicsmoke194

2 жыл бұрын

@@mm-zm8ys it was alluding to that one time trump wanted to see if Obama’s birth certificate because he thought he wasn’t a US citizen

“You ever do something so stupid you don’t have an answer for it? But as a man you have to?” *flashbacks ensue*

@orafranc237

4 жыл бұрын

i dont want no kids neither cus we're family and that's what we're gonna do 😂

I got one of those polite disrespectful kids too! Lol

@Meowster89

4 жыл бұрын

🙌

@carmellacolston7289

4 жыл бұрын

So do I. Lol

@seedofisrael1356

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 🙄😂

@marcopolo2028

3 жыл бұрын

I was that kid. I remember visiting my friend's apartment when I was about 9. I looked around and said wow this is small.

@jenniferwylie5633

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. How about 'How do you like the chicken carbonara I spent all this time on?' --> Step son's response --> 'It's ok I guess. I just don't like the texture..... Or the taste.'

His jokes were hard hitting, cutting, pushing the envelope and just straight up raw. Anytime you can make a joke about taking your daughter's hearing aids straight hilarious 😂 comedic genius. 💯

@shellesbby

3 жыл бұрын

😂❤ he's amazing!

I bumped into dry bar one day and never looked back. i can finally watch with my wife and laugh. i love it

Aye I felt the black parent vibes soooo hard when he said Give me the hearing aids if you not gonna listen to me you not gonna listen to nobody 🤣😂. I’m going to laugh all day from that one.

@qaasimabdullah5598

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss! 😂😭

"Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?"

@rjwong2483

3 жыл бұрын

That one killed me. . . Made me really think about that.

@alandt99

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing eye dogs are trained to pick up after the blind human and while they're at it they pickup after themselves.

@lindawolz4974

3 жыл бұрын

@@alandt99 Was that a joke? My son sees only partially out of one eye so he is able to clean up after his dog with bags for that purpose.

@alandt99

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindawolz4974 I had a vision of a service dog with a Corona mask and latex gloves sanitizing the area. I apologize 2 all that may b offended by my comment.

@warrenresearchinc.1883

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same thought! Hahahahaha 😜😂

"I love 🐔 chicken." 😆😆😆 This guy's hilarious. I love his comedy.

@Western_ENT

4 ай бұрын

I dun get it?

Grandma its jobs out there if u serious😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was screaminggg

I love how obscure some of his jokes are! It always takes an extra second for audience to get the full joke.

“She thought I had a white wife. She knows I’m in entertainment. Oh, she thinks I’m successful.” 💀💀💀

@coco6917

4 жыл бұрын

That hit home. For sure.

@meatwadfrylock3611

3 жыл бұрын

Any sisters in the audience was instantly pissed lol

@miriamaesthetic5137

3 жыл бұрын

@@meatwadfrylock3611 because it's usually true

@cheriann6461

3 жыл бұрын

lol yeah. It was one of many jokes that makes me think that he is accustomed to mostly black audiences.

@seanburrowes5647

3 жыл бұрын

My laugh was loud and uncomfortable lmaooooo

9:53 BEST CAT IMPRESSION EVER. HIS MOVEMENTS ARE KEYYYYY

I went to my doctor and asked who is his doctor... Then I switched doctors 😂😂😂

Drybar has gold. I had no idea, but a lot of the comedians on here are much better than the mainstream ones. This one was GREAT! Love his expressions!

@MM-eq7sw

Жыл бұрын

💯!!

@gregraj

8 ай бұрын

I feel the same way. I love the Drybar channel!!

@Nursemomma7

8 ай бұрын

So true!!

@dorothyjackson1010

6 ай бұрын

You are by far a keeper. Laughed all the way to the end.😂

I was on stage looking like real strong ethiopian 😆😂🤣🤣

*Everything is cute when it's little* 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

@jamera8223

3 жыл бұрын

💯

Clean AND dark comedy? I'm a fan 😂 lol

If you ain't gone listen to me.. You ain't gone listen to nobody 😂😂😂

“I’m off fast ... like a cheetah... alright a black panther” 😂😂😂

😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee out I'm sitting here playing Farmville while I'm listening to this bit. 😂😂😂

That Grandma joke is hilarious 🤣

"Uh uh i was on Hasmat" 💀🤣

The step dad vs dad jersey joke was absolutely brilliant!! Wow

@jacqualinpinto8006

3 жыл бұрын

Would you please help me understand it please?

@coffeebean4356

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacqualinpinto8006 because his biological dad was never really there in his life he got the AWAY jersey ( away teams are guests ), and his step-dad got the HOME jersey because he was always there for him and was like an actual father.

@kattabercrumbie2704

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacqualinpinto8006 also it was a Padres jersey which is the Spanish word for father.

“No she don’t, she said you need to do some sit ups” 🤣

The ebola bit is accurate asf. Lol. Im a Kindergarten teacher and the kids pretend someone has Covid and then they run around the playground pretending to infect one another by bear hug 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

@mikecoles1988

3 жыл бұрын

Lol hi Jade??

“Everything is cute when it’s little” 😂 love the racial, age and disability jokes!

He is actually funny and no profanity! I admire that...😆💯

@MARYBBOSS2

Жыл бұрын

It's 'DRY BAR'!

"Good game. Poor coaching. You almost had us. You tried your best. Then I smack em on the booty" this man is good at his craft 😂

Lmao true story, I had a bug get in my ear as a kid and got taken to the hospital by my mom because I was freaking out and it was freaking out in my ear. The doctor got it out and then asked "what if it laid eggs?" making me freak out more and laughed hard me for a bit before telling me that he'd gotten everything out.... This video just made me laugh hard at myself.

I like the part about getting applications and hand out to people asking for change. This man is truly a comedian. I Nj0yd his show❗

Y’all when he took them hearing aids I was 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikecoles1988

3 жыл бұрын

Wow hi divinley guided queen.. How u feel??

I have listened to a number of Dry Bar clips and it has been an absolute pleasure to hear intelligent comedians that don't require bad language in their repertoire to be extremely funny thank you 👍

@PeacepiperF20

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@melvinstackhouse5474

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@pattymayocakes

2 жыл бұрын

Curse words are just...words. they're not the boogey man 😄

@PafMedic

2 жыл бұрын

Almost All The Comedians For Dry Bar Doesnt Curse

@dianagarza7412

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

His face when she says it’s birth control, straight up priceless and exactly how we look when we do something dumb thinking we are getting even! 😂😂

@ElegantRose2720

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite!!!!!😂

The applications at the mall...priceless! You are so clever and funny. Thank you!

Hes got sum range in his jokes and still managed to keep it relatively clean.

It's rare to come across brilliant act. Clean, intelligent and hilarious.

Dry Bar Comedy hit a home run with Rhan!! Hilarious!!

His wife is his better half, Ron you better do this and you better do that. Lol

@ohad.5890

4 жыл бұрын

rahn*

@tomadams3528

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohad.5890 *Rahn.

@ohad.5890

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomadams3528 Dammit!

@samuelpena3195

4 жыл бұрын

Ronny

@tomadams3528

4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Adams. *Dammit!

I think a lot of the jokes went over this crowd's heads or there just slow. But I'm over here hollering you hear me 😂😂😂

@vinkeyla23

3 жыл бұрын

Zahra Omar which ones?

@rorwyk

3 жыл бұрын

Audiences laugh differently sometimes but it doesn't mean they enjoy it less. This is more of a chuckle audience chuckle, pause, wait for joke, chuckle, repeat. Scream laugh audiences are fun to watch tho

@stacypolk3580

3 жыл бұрын

What a stupid thing to say. Why? Cuz, they're white? Whites don't get the black comedy? They got it, ok? The funny store about his son's picture of himself in class with "I love chicken" at the bottom is a funny comment about how he KNEW it was his son's picture 'cuz blacks' loving chicken and watermelon is a huge stereotype. They got it his joke. I got it and his timing in telling it was hilarious. Don't be so idiotic. People like comedy in different ways....they were not an ignorant audience. Jeeeez.....!!

@theQueen.

3 жыл бұрын

@@stacypolk3580 .........what it the world are you smoking? What the........

@theQueen.

3 жыл бұрын

@@stacypolk3580 who said anything about the white folk? Stop being so weird and serious...

It's hard to make people laugh, it's harder to make a crowd full of sober people laugh amazing job! One of the best clean comedy sets I've heard. Thank you! It's nice to listen to something and not have my 6yr old repeat the cuss words he heard from what I was listening too! ❤️❤️

My daughter did one of those pictures it said, “I love noodles!” Yall I died.

“ among all of his friends, he was the best hide and seek” 😂😂😂 Dady doesn’t usually come around hilarious

Very funny. He has lots of new stuff I never heard before. If he is doing his own writing, great job. And your delivery is excellent. Good job.

@opulence_prime

3 жыл бұрын

If? Why wouldn't he be?

@Susanloveslife

3 жыл бұрын

Opulence_prime hut FCC hugging fun guys u u tuyii i t v Greg by h

@iveywebb

3 жыл бұрын

@@opulence_prime Many comedians have writers.

U can ask her... But U gonna have to scream real loud😝🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🙈

I love hearing people in the audience laughing so hard 🤣

When he said "like a cheetah", in my head I thought "more like a panther" and then he said it😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chingchingchingching2064

4 жыл бұрын

Candid 50’s OK.

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

4 жыл бұрын

@@Spl1nt5 So salty. Who hurt you?

@Spl1nt5

4 жыл бұрын

JESUS IS CALLING YOU my father

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

4 жыл бұрын

@@Spl1nt5 Don't vent your anger on strangers. It's not their fault.

This was the first time I’ve ever heard him and I was not disappointed!! Clean comedy, I love it!!

@chessflower2092

2 жыл бұрын

He is awesome. He needs to do more videos!

His bill collectors are on facebook & they poke him & tag him screenshots of his bills lmbo lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂

SO relatable....father was the best at hide and go seek. Love the HOME and AWAY jerseys🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

@ComedianRahnHortman

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the love ❤️

The quick my wife is my better half joke is one of the best jokes ever... Loved it.

This had me cracking up at work. 😂 Jumbo shrimp 🍤

@rayselby3487

3 жыл бұрын

Sue here : jumbo shrimp lol!!!!!

As a once hearing impaired mother with a daughter and a spiritual Father in the Catholic Church, who is now healed from my brain injury, I can relate to the hearing aids jokes! 😋✌️! Funny stuff!

I stumbled on your video. I wanted something to cheer up my niece who was mowed down by a dumster truck. She was so much in pain but your brilliant comedy put a smile on her face. Thank you so much.

@ComedianRahnHortman

3 жыл бұрын

Prayers and love sent your way!!!

@nubianqueenti

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComedianRahnHortman Thank you so much. She is now in heaven still smiling over your jokes. Keep on bringing smile to our hearts. God bless.

I was wheezing from laughing and his 30 minute set took me an hour to watch cause I kept having to rewatch the jokes I missed from laughing 😂

@HisgGalore

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was crazy 😁😁😭😭

@sophia-annsmith9277

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, this is my second time watching it after several replays.

HEY RAHN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS THAT I'VE SEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. YOU JUST FLOW , NO STRUGGLE TO START A NEW JOKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. KEEP IT REAL ALWAYS.

"Who cleans up after seeing-eye dogs?" LOL- I've always asked that same thing!

“Don’t no one know numbers anymore” 😆😂👏🏽so true!

I did an actual spit-take on "Once a day as a face." Thank you man, you're hilarious.

This guy is hilarious!!! And very talented. I wish him continued success.

I laughed so hard at the hearing aid joke!! There's a little girl in my class and we forget to put her aids back in after nap... the look on her face is priceless if we're telling her something or we yell and get a blank stare 😂😭🤦🏽‍♀️

I am very grateful to “Dry Bar Comedy” for clean, amazing & most hilarious standup comedy, we can enjoy with friends and family. Lately standup comedy had become more about cussing and vulgar/obscene content. I had stopped watching stand up altogether… but now I am hooked to Dry Bar ! 😄

He got me with farmville lmao

Wow! He made me laugh out loud so many times. Even my husband walked by and laughed at some of his jokes. He's good! 🤭😂🤣

URSULINE!!! LOL! "Little bear!" I love it!

I'm so glad I watched this. His delivery is on point.

Padre's joke is awesome!!

The team jersey joke is elite, much respect

The Valedictorian in the GED program🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well thank you Abraham Lincoln🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ComedianRahnHortman

3 жыл бұрын

You get me!! Haaaaaaa thank you for watching!!

@GiftsbyChosen

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComedianRahnHortman Absolutely hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs"!?!?! Hahaha😂😂

Breath of fresh air, such a funny set always love finding a comic I haven’t seen before.

@b100discusstheissuesandyou5

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely i concur!!!!

@rogergibson3059

3 жыл бұрын

@@b100discusstheissuesandyou5 I

So refreshing, clean comedy. Love this guy.

@Cecethegreat37

3 жыл бұрын

Ain’t nobody looking for clean comedy but you 😂

@sirkrutchbluesman3009

3 жыл бұрын

I REALLY ENJOY A COMEDIAN THAT I COULD ENJOY WITH MY KIDS

Love this guy. He made me get tears from laughing! The part about how his daughter told him his back and stomach don't match anymore!🤣

Brilliant! Rahn has coined a new term - we already have PC - now we have PD!! Thank you.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s so hallarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 those comedians are like therapists, they soothe the mind gratelly.

He's hilarious ... I almost didn't watch him ... Glad I did ...

Laughed the whole freaking time! And it's funnier cuz it was all based on his real life

This man needs his own show!!!!!!!

@ComedianRahnHortman

3 жыл бұрын

from your mouth to God's Ears!!!!