Her: you are the father Host: you are not the father Her: *suprized pickachu*

@nancyvillatoro3341

5 жыл бұрын

THAT would be a great meme!!!

@kaisenbray77

5 жыл бұрын

You all so sweet

@cianyap1929

5 жыл бұрын

*Surprised Nah jk go live ur life

@epicc_trash

5 жыл бұрын

Pikachu*

@justsomeone6966

5 жыл бұрын

Her: *surely hes the mother then*

Brandon : Babys Are Little People! Brandon For President 2020

@Aldo-qo2mh

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon: the world will be renamed to titties

@Jay-gt5pt

5 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

@emirdinc2145

5 жыл бұрын

Avenger infinity war music starts playing

@jackiehemus8839

5 жыл бұрын

Well they are little people

@teahasbeenspiltatthissessi7030

5 жыл бұрын

😂

9:32 not only did his girlfriend cheat on him, he also lost his super suit.

@xdCordae

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Gamer-eu8mm

4 жыл бұрын

r/rareinsults

@waifu.157

4 жыл бұрын

Honey, where’s my S U P E R S U I T ? !

@mrgame1140

4 жыл бұрын

Where. is. my. SUPERSUIT

@jerraldbernard9115

4 жыл бұрын

HONEY,WHERES MA SUPER SUIT?!

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER women: 🛋 🏃‍♀️

@painkiller7867

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's so true

@irishgrizz2041

4 жыл бұрын

TERRANCEG 720 😂

@vale7716

4 жыл бұрын

Men: 😮 You are not the dad men: 🥳🥳🥳😁🖕🏻

@shush3492

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooooi

@heeheh8732

4 жыл бұрын

🛌 🏃‍♀️

"That's so sad" Him dying of laughter while saying it...

You see that gauntlet in the background *he killed thanos*

@WoodWhacked

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@hectorreyes1934

5 жыл бұрын

😆 LOL

@nizzamha1363

5 жыл бұрын

Hes shaggy in disguise

@kimbrielwinfield4664

5 жыл бұрын

Me!

@trentonburks6550

5 жыл бұрын

xD

"we got dad number b over here." Me: seems legit

@galaxyteddybear4030

4 жыл бұрын

Numero b... wat dat

@jotarojoestar514

4 жыл бұрын

How bout dad number a?

@prodcas3906

4 жыл бұрын

Wait I just realized 😂😂😂😂

@15blackstars

4 жыл бұрын

*You ARE NOT the father*

@yanderekitty5450

3 жыл бұрын

Number b.... de fu-

Brandon: “Imagine you were the baby...” Me: “I was the baby”😂😂💀💀

@user-ln1bk6jd1f

4 жыл бұрын

Were you actually???

@br12_

4 жыл бұрын

Oh poor you

@Xbcbbcbbmahedi

4 жыл бұрын

oml say swear😂🤣

@b7ahs897

4 жыл бұрын

You wernt

@Annie-mk5nm

4 жыл бұрын

@@b7ahs897 spelling 100 right there

1:59 Brandon: Ooooh both children are not the father!

@Nana39290

5 жыл бұрын

Haha.

@twinkletwinklelittleyuuga8206

4 жыл бұрын

Haha.

@jalynlouie3781

4 жыл бұрын

😐😏😃😁😆.......🤣🤣🤣🤣

@braindeadfishy3809

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lelarobinson2854

4 жыл бұрын

Haha.

You are not the father!! Almost every guy danced 😂😂😂

@thanosgauntlet944

5 жыл бұрын

no he ripes his pillow i record am

You are not the father The mum and the guy:🏃🏻‍♀️ 🛋️🕺🏻

@kokichioma3000

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Leslie creative

@JB-42069

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@finechina.

4 жыл бұрын

nice stolen comment

@sosiggang2101

3 жыл бұрын

🛋🏃‍♀️ 🕺

@quadiracook6401

3 жыл бұрын

@@finechina. T R U E

8:52 when your Teacher asks “Have You Got Your Homework Today” and you forgot it

@williamafton2021

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@cuteboy6921

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you comfort the women their cheaters

Omg....all this time ......Brandon’s identity is revealed...he’s the mighty purple snapper THANOS

@insertnamehere5615

5 жыл бұрын

U saw it too

@whatthe8546

5 жыл бұрын

True the guntlet is in the shelf

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER **does take the L💃🏼🕺🏽**

@CRZ_PL

5 жыл бұрын

Poppy Jones Starts doing take the L

@lololazure

5 жыл бұрын

СБ200Э no

@teddytatortots2281

5 жыл бұрын

👌

@Jay-gt5pt

5 жыл бұрын

You are not the father *ACTUALLY HAPPENED* I know this has no relivnse what so ever but ...... I couldn't help it

@ogslegacy7703

5 жыл бұрын

I saw that commet as that party played 😁😁😁😃😃🤣🤣🤣🤣

16:35 - Maury: "A white couple; that is good to see." Everyone else: *Thinking the exact same thing*

@cilliandaly3901

4 жыл бұрын

INCEST

@-Zperco

3 жыл бұрын

Well i mean none of them were at the start

“Father number A” and “Father number B” makes total sense :v Love your videos ❤️☺️

@DevonLifts1

5 жыл бұрын

It’s called yaoi, sis It would be number 1&2 because a&b are letters lol😜😜😜😜😜

@Boben339

3 жыл бұрын

U can smell the color d

SIR. You are not the dad! *jumps out of chair*

@leoniegilbert4070

5 жыл бұрын

Hehehehehehe true

@Junior_-ji9sw

5 жыл бұрын

*grabs a belt*

@blizy8370

5 жыл бұрын

That's one mean show look at the people so cruel so gulible

@huskyts6124

5 жыл бұрын

Rocket throgh the roof! Pjyom!

@vmusa211

5 жыл бұрын

ChocCroc Gacha sí

Brandon: We were all children once! These are little people! Me: I vote Messyourself for the president of KZread!! 😃😃😃

@Its_Orca

5 жыл бұрын

What😂😂

@lanayasimmons6945

5 жыл бұрын

I agree

@deathbyglamourr

5 жыл бұрын

I agree 😂

@greykiller8743

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@xfinnthehumanx3414

4 жыл бұрын

I agree UwU

2:59 _"Cut loose, Footloose!"_

I just realised Brandon said "both children are not the father" Well I would hope so-

@-Zperco

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@eddiecowen2624

3 жыл бұрын

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

*You are not the father* *However you are the grandfather...*

@SamSung-qs5cc

5 жыл бұрын

Man this made me crack up

@hassanalmosawi2427

5 жыл бұрын

kid- this is my mom, she's married to my grandpa kids friend- How Kid- she slept with her son friend- ... *sweet home alabama plays in the background*

@yur8385

5 жыл бұрын

I have questions

@rednt1357

5 жыл бұрын

Teague Hewlett 😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that would be so gross!!

@TheStrayy

5 жыл бұрын

Hassan Almosawi you mean slept with her uncle or dad cus if she sleeps with her son je would be the uncle

You are NOT the father! You are the cousin Sweet home Alabama Edit: I’m in the mood for chicken

@justipooh6866

5 жыл бұрын

You are NOT the Father....you're the Mother

@uruncleismydad2212

5 жыл бұрын

.

@robloxplayer5241

5 жыл бұрын

Luke i am your DADDY

@ashams5

5 жыл бұрын

Luke Streams lmao this is too funny

@vilgotelvingsson1403

5 жыл бұрын

Hahhahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahhahaahahahahhahaahhahahahahahah

Maury: You are not the father. Women: I’m out. 🛋 💃🏻

@NAME-ih2qg

3 жыл бұрын

Copied

2:59 when I get an A+

**Deep Breathing** *I am your father...*

@lepetitprince6727

4 жыл бұрын

*slow motion* noooo

@s_ywhy

4 жыл бұрын

@@landismemes4454 ok boomer

@snowlover1037

4 жыл бұрын

That can't be happening

@eddiecowen2624

3 жыл бұрын

Maury:You are NOT the father

@eddiecowen2624

3 жыл бұрын

@@landismemes4454 Ok person who has no f*cking culture

Maury: SIR .... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER. *yeets chair*

@kokichioma3000

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah YEET

@katana888

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeeet!

@kokichioma3000

4 жыл бұрын

YEETUS THE FETUS

@Error-tz9qo

Жыл бұрын

@@kokichioma3000 You are my favorite Dangonronpa Character. :)

Why are all the women crying they were the ones who cheated and basically set them selves up and don't want to say

Maury: In The case of 19 year old Luke, you are NOT the father! Darth Vader: Well yes, but actually no.

Hi Brandon you are one of my favourite KZreadrs!Maury:YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER Man:starts doing take the L.

@saraosorio1156

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@psychoxdog4736

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@silverskull8718

5 жыл бұрын

emijoshdam YT I agreed

@dishywashy

5 жыл бұрын

U mean u ARE my favorite KZreadr or u are one of my favorite KZreadrS.

@andrewthomas724

5 жыл бұрын

Yea

I love your reactions bro Please don't shift to your office The old office is your home of your subscribers (including me) .

I've been watching Brandon for about 4 yrs now and he never fails to make me laugh :)

@user-yu6fn9cm9j

11 ай бұрын

Same but I only watched him for 3 yrs

I’ve been watching you for 4 years and you’ve tought me a lot. Thank you

This is how many sad dogs are getting happy every 1 hour 🐩🐩🐩 👇

@devinr.jmckinney1452

5 жыл бұрын

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@njogkl

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@@devinr.jmckinney1452 ?

@jackiehemus8839

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191

@superheavyxd2684

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What?????

@artistcraverainbow3939

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Important quote When a guy is ready to accept his wife and her children Then he is a man

@omari436

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Not necessarily true if she cheating and made other babies. You are a man if you walk away and if you stay

@veerabhadraprasadr9886

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@@omari436 a point to be noted

@studiosx8561

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@@veerabhadraprasadr9886 nah f that if she cheating on me I will walk away and divorce her ass

Legends say those people are still finding their true love

You are not the father! Darth fader: hold my lightsaber

@cindypicadomolina7814

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Pfffffft the irony

@ct-21thenegotiator70

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Don’t you mean darth vader

@builtdifferent7527

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I believe it's pronounced vader

THIS IS SAD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THIS SHOW BUT WHEN MESSYOURSELF REACTS TO IT... IT'S FUNNY 😂😂

This man maury freeing more men than aberham Lincoln 😂

@occult14

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my man aberham lincoln

@mariavasquez7536

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Abraham Lincoln*

@mariavasquez7536

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Not Aberham

@kalvinmcbride1048

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luna shadowdragon very nice president aberham was

@occult14

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indeed aberham was. he was one of our best presidents

9:17 “He’s vibin in there.”

@korbloxdeathspeaker

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in where

@nurseryrhymes2d782

3 жыл бұрын

@@korbloxdeathspeaker IN DA RITZ CAR

Messyoself: martys comforting these poor women Me: But they be the ones hoing it up

@arliza8192

3 жыл бұрын

Not being rude but they are spelt Messyourself Maury

I was done with this show. These females was killing me. Dont be shocked, you know who you slept with and when. Dont be shocked if who you *THOUGHT* was the Father, isn't the Father.

@thatwiggatako7419

5 жыл бұрын

Heh lolli

@trentonburks6550

5 жыл бұрын

PREACH

@builtdifferent7527

4 жыл бұрын

The hero we need

@H20FORTHEW

4 жыл бұрын

DAMN RIGHT PREACH MY GUY

@yanijen9733

3 жыл бұрын

@Hannah Starr they're horney and lustful

Hey Brandon! Congratulations on getting your new house You are one of the most best KZreadrs ever

@toweringzz2

5 жыл бұрын

bestest*

@sahelmalik7368

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely bro

@urmum6786

5 жыл бұрын

@@toweringzz2 that's Not a word

17:00 that was the most exercise that lady’s has ever done

@jamesstewart1218

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

7:58 “he still love her” well she. CLEARLY doesn’t love him

@RespecTheLevYT

4 жыл бұрын

He is low key a simp

@-Zperco

3 жыл бұрын

He a simp

@jayshrinairvlogslifestylea2605

3 жыл бұрын

SiMp SImp

@jamesstewart1218

3 жыл бұрын

@@RespecTheLevYT dont mean he a simp it just means he loves her

SOME WOMEN IS A MOTHER OF A CHILD AND Doesn't KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT WHO IS THE FATHER OF YOUR GOD DAMN!! CHILD!! 😊😂

@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah how?

1:05 Brandon said ,"so dad NUMBER A" and "dad NUMBER A"... 🤔🤔🤔 makes sense👌

THANK YOU 4 another awesome vid. You always make my day better. THANK YOU FOR MAKEING MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@geeya1812

4 жыл бұрын

Shut it, no👏one👏cares👏

15:51 R.I.P plant

Hey mess yourself, I have recently seen an animation called: "The sad man" I found interesting, scary and emotional! Please, please react to it! I hope you agree! Also that video reaction 😂

@solivaandreim.3595

4 жыл бұрын

who cares

@Elizabeth-vz7sg

4 жыл бұрын

@@solivaandreim.3595 stop

@kinggiovanni2667

4 жыл бұрын

Just stop

@zellasvoidantlers9989

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen that! It's so... weird.

@pepsidanai1667

4 жыл бұрын

I think he did do one

as a result of 8 year old messyourself... brandon you are NOT the father.

@pasha123mi9

5 жыл бұрын

Mesyourself: *FORTNITE DANCE*

Mess yourself you are a great youtuder keep up with the great work!

Maury: you are not the father. Women: ight imma head out

"Maury is the cutest guy ever!" - MessYourself - 12/05/19

@pappyslap6239

4 жыл бұрын

What about it

@ravenwalker2080

4 жыл бұрын

@@pappyslap6239 oof

@lelarobinson2854

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Maury do you have something to tell us or is it just private?

1: I woke up 2: I met messyourself 3: I cried Now read it 2: 1: 3:

@urmum6786

5 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@froozki6308

5 жыл бұрын

This is sooo old

@radical105

5 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@urmum6786

5 жыл бұрын

@@radical105 you stfu

@drhambo

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m just here to show love for messyourself your comments just show you have nothing better to do with your life

5:51 "that's so sad" But MessYourself is laughing HAHAHAH

Most Respects To The Camera Man 😂

You Are Not The Father Sweet jesus 🙆🏽‍♂️🙏🏽

You are not the father I keep flossing😂😂😂😂

The quality tho is on fire mate 😂

You already know that most of these women wanted free child support.

Brandon- “Dad number a” Me- Oh Brandon. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon

I love these shows 😂😂😂

Mannn i want more reaction of messyourself xD its Funny hahahaha

This is so funny love your videos lol 😂 so cool and so funny

8:38 *I'm still laughing(XD)

Love your vids Messyourself you always make me laugh😂

7:48 loyal 💖

8:32 hahaha made my day

Omg I love watching messyourself react

Brandon u are the best KZreadr I have ever known!❤️Love you and ur amazing vids!😁👍

Dude you should totally make more of these videos man👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

“Dad number B” Perfect English, my good sir

Haven’t watched the video yet, but I KNOW that I’m gonna laugh! 🤣

@adamnachyla8490

5 жыл бұрын

yea

@noelin_

5 жыл бұрын

XxMidnightGachaxX me 2

"Realizes this was made today" *Spots out drink*

10:01 when I am about to get a game that I ever wanted in my life!

@65blackmale64

4 жыл бұрын

English please.

@linkasrieldreemurr8464

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry I am Mexicano

15:43 *I’m dead* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was just watching another one of his videos before the notification for this video showed up on my screen. It was a funny coincidence! 😂

@naomirichardson7469

5 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@katelyncarrier7068

5 жыл бұрын

Naomi Richardson That is amazing

@naomirichardson7469

5 жыл бұрын

@@katelyncarrier7068 😂 yeah

@AaronG1bson

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

You should do a reaction video of Jerry Springer!

Is it just me or does Brandon deserve an award for being the fastest talker on KZread 😂😂

Host: You are not the fath- The guys: *Dance moves intensifies*

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!! HYPE DANCES

At 8:00 I thought he was going to “hug” her and then put her in a bloody arm bar or something lmfao

@hypegh0st501

5 жыл бұрын

Quin Martin 9:49 iM nOt tALkInG tO yOU

This video is a certified MessYourself classic

I was sad then I watched this thx for making me happy😆

Sir: *YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!*

Also, if one of the Mum is 16 but her daughter is 2 then = (do the math)

@lionmimini9316

5 жыл бұрын

She was 14 when she had the baby?

@aaronrobles8626

5 жыл бұрын

Lion Mimini that’s a YIKES.

@toxzic9936

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

@michaelpaulsantos7159

5 жыл бұрын

The boy didn't wear protection😂

@avatherat9653

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO

I've seen one where the mom is happy he's not the father, meanwhile the father loved the child so much. It was sad.

messyourself: it's so sad 😢 also messyourself: HAHAH HAHA HA 🤣

Hahahaha this video is so funny haahhahaaha by the way love you brandon💪💪❤❤😁

@carrotman4398

5 жыл бұрын

mix 1227 your so cringy

This is how many times he’s gonna to react 👇🏽to everything😂😂

@tom2768

5 жыл бұрын

@Locky Almanza no

@genesysmartinez6946

5 жыл бұрын

What's um the finger pointing at?

@phoenixjones2188

5 жыл бұрын

You want me to dislike? 😂

@tom2768

5 жыл бұрын

@Wrld Boy /r/ihavereddit

Messyourself your the best youtuber ever!!

The guy that went and stayed you are not the hero we deserve but a hero we need

Guy: YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER DAD: *dances*

You should react to we love the earth by lil dicky

@shoppingcart2589

5 жыл бұрын

Earth song michael jackson SAVE THE PLANET

@theweasleysimp1512

4 жыл бұрын

Lil dicky?

I think that the worst thing about the show is that some people on the show actually want to be the father and when they find out that they aren’t, they are crushed

I was always told that a father was the male adult that has a prominent role in your life. This still cracks me up though lol

Brandon my oldest son introduced me to ur videos and now I can't go a day without watching you bc you cheer me up. My life totally sucks right now, I'm struggling to take care of my 2 boys but ur videos give me the strength to keep going and not to give up. Thank u for the many many laughs.

TBH, if my dad did this I’d die laughing.

Take a shot every time Brandon says "Alright" 🤣🤣

I knew about this before u did it haha