This editing is trash smh

@Donaven619

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry. ^^

@Nanixity

3 жыл бұрын

Iagree😳

@XxSavicxX

3 жыл бұрын

@@Donaven619 the added audio was a bit too loud compared to the audio of the show but other than that good work

@chaytondales2888

3 жыл бұрын

@@Donaven619 the audio was a bit wack but otherwise the editing was great

@uwu.-.5873

3 жыл бұрын

@@Donaven619 it was funny tho keep up the work

This is how many black men Maury set free 👇🏽

@Peaceofmind771

4 жыл бұрын

Punjabi rebel 5k c00l

@StefanThomas-lifestyle

4 жыл бұрын

Punjabi rebel 5k 💯

@nicestar2198

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all are also dumbasses too

@AnthonyGarcia-wb8xv

4 жыл бұрын

Punjabi rebel 5k lol I liked it and I’m not even black

@unknownperson-vw7zx

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

*"You Are Not The Father"* Woman: *cries* Audience: *cheers* Man: *dances* Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*

@quimmahsings

4 жыл бұрын

KurtRusselPH 😂😂😫

@sali.ws_

4 жыл бұрын

Hotel trivago

@2k11SMOOTH

4 жыл бұрын

This comment needs to have more likes 🤣🤣🤣

@error_skerrt

4 жыл бұрын

KurtRusselPH stolen comment🚨

@KurtRusselPH

4 жыл бұрын

@@error_skerrt where? What video? Can you pin point exactly the comment?

“He is the father of my baby” Maury “no he’s not.”😂

@Okko001

Жыл бұрын

"I need alimony, i cant accept the result"

@ChadrickKinman327

Жыл бұрын

💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯

@brycebullard3619

Жыл бұрын

"He's going to take care of my baby."

@noahcopeland5554

Жыл бұрын

@@brycebullard3619 she don’t care about the baby. She just wants the money.

@jamescaneda9515

11 ай бұрын

Maybe she needs to take a DNA test. Babies are switched at the hospital you know.

“HE IS THE FATHER HE IS THE FARHER HE IS THE FATHER HE IS THE FATHER” 😂😂😂😂💀😂😂😂 that kind of denial is hilarious

@AndreNDP

10 ай бұрын

Proven scientific fact, if you say something over and over, it becomes...true, somehow!

@kenneth9874

6 ай бұрын

Kinda like a biden supporter

@NateMcCoy1194

6 ай бұрын

@@kenneth9874 I don’t get into the politics dude so I wouldn’t know.

@kenneth9874

6 ай бұрын

@@NateMcCoy1194 I guess that you don't want to know dudette

@NateMcCoy1194

6 ай бұрын

@@kenneth9874 I genuinely just don’t care. Share, don’t share, do whatever you want.

Maury has been on the air for decades. When is he going to install a back stage obstacle course?

@arabiamcmahan5778

3 жыл бұрын

You petty 😭😭😂😂😂

@marcuscherry6685

3 жыл бұрын

Lolll💀

@2251230

3 жыл бұрын

This is probably the most impressive comment I read all day😂😂😂

@noirking6138

3 жыл бұрын

This by far is one of the best suggestions ever! Let's spice them run offs up a lil bit. LOL

@brendonfitzgerald8166

3 жыл бұрын

@@noirking6138< Thank you! Wouldn't it be fun!

A lot of guys discovered their ability to backflip in this show

@luckymonnye379

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹 you right

@blackice7408

3 жыл бұрын

😆🤦🏿‍♂️

@ithielpitt7525

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH

@zachgreen2336

3 жыл бұрын

It's the thought of saving 180k😂

@zing5900

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🥂

Her: he is the father Maury: No he’s not Her: He will take care of this baby Maury: No he won’t 😩😹

I love how the woman can still be so confident and get in there face after testing the 5th or 6th man

@sammythompson3694

2 ай бұрын

One woman tested 17 men on the same show. Maury read the names as they formed a group jumping up and down in unison. No one was the daddy.

@rklewis2

Ай бұрын

@@sammythompson3694 That's...horrible.

The real victims in all of these cases were the children. Edit: Wow guys, didn't think this would get to 12K! Thanks much!

@Chris-jw8vm

4 жыл бұрын

Not really. Sure alot of those guys had already had their wallet drained a bit before this and where shit on by others. Plus I dunno the laws in that state but in many this wouldn't even matter. Where I live bitch claims the kid is yours then even if you prove them wrong your still forced to pay alimony cuz reasons. In France only the mother can authorise paternity tests so it's even worse there. Wouldn't be suprised if most men are gay within the next couple of decades because taking it in the ass doesn't hurt so much as this shiet.

@nameless4343

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget the backstage sofa

@99thJediWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

@@nameless4343 Yep. And a few plants, too if you look real close.

@ungabungainc.1691

4 жыл бұрын

And the couch

@markandrewrivera3980

4 жыл бұрын

@@ungabungainc.1691 and the curtain

*“You are not father”* The mom: 🏃🏾‍♀️ The man: 🕺🏿 The camera man: 🏃🏻‍♂️ The crowd: 😱 Maury: 🗿 The baby: 👁👄👁

@bobobaba3334

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣

@FuryDuck

3 жыл бұрын

You’re not wrong lol

@chadelebarge3587

3 жыл бұрын

Hazmat Sad Boi the couch : oh shit,here we go again

@acesmoove9196

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣😂

@tamasue928

3 жыл бұрын

Me:😁😁

Even when confronted with the truth they are still in denial. The level of delusion is off the charts.

@jenniferscott375

6 ай бұрын

And their level of promiscuity!

@kenneth9874

6 ай бұрын

Just like "woke" democrats

@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc

6 ай бұрын

@@kenneth9874damn you’re obsessed lmao

@kenneth9874

6 ай бұрын

@@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc nah, I just pay attention

@luisstanker1491

4 ай бұрын

woman are like this

Maury: “Simone you’ve been 100%, 110%, 120% “ Simone: “And I’m 130% this time 😂”

You are NOT the father! Females: 🏃‍♀️💨 Males: 🤸‍♂️

@khadijahhilliard7831

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@humptydumpty1463

4 жыл бұрын

Hydreigon wow ur only the 2000 person do this stupid shit

@NomnomJawsnomnom

4 жыл бұрын

It's an older code but it checks out.

@houseofmatrix6174

4 жыл бұрын

Hydreigon perfectly executed 😹😹😹

@sandraakosa1525

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

Maury: “You are NOT the Father” Women: 🏃‍♀️💨 Cameraman: 🏃🎥💨 Men: 🕺

@kingnamedstupid

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@PHILDEBEAST

2 жыл бұрын

I swear the kids probably act older than some of these adults

@brxkenheartedd-1059

2 жыл бұрын

@@PHILDEBEAST You right 😂

@zerocool0059

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's a good one 😂

@adriansmith7104

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

I feel sorry for those poor kids being treated like pawns in these women's struggles against hated ex-boyfriends.

@benschlechter

3 күн бұрын

They are the victims here. They did not ask to be born in this mess. Mothers and fathers need to learn keep their pants zipped up and their legs closed.

What piss me off is Maury ONLY comforts the ladies but never the guys who are accused they deserve a hug if comfort for all the trouble these women put them through

@arnoldflowers8686

4 ай бұрын

He was a simp that's why

@whatteamwildcats4033

3 ай бұрын

These men got vindicated on national television, doing jumping Jack's and the macarena on stage and your upset maury isn't giving them a pat on the back😂

@MoChi-ep6er

3 ай бұрын

@@whatteamwildcats4033 nothing getting with them dancing I just find it unfair when the women finds out the guy isn’t the father he rarely gives them the comfort when they want to be the dad.

@rogueranger7989

Ай бұрын

@@arnoldflowers8686BINGO! King Simp 👑

@phillipmiller2053

21 күн бұрын

He tells the women to apologize though

Maury: You are not the father Thot: gOtTa gO fAsT Cameraman: gOtTa gO fAsTeR

@hyperball01

4 жыл бұрын

That mans litterally has the best condition of everyone to ever lived

@xbazza0379

4 жыл бұрын

he does that shit holding some massive camera too man, guys got stamina fr

@colonelcider8292

4 жыл бұрын

Man: time to pop off

@kristofaification

4 жыл бұрын

i am speed

@blazered2709

4 жыл бұрын

6ix9ine camera bois are the real mvp tho

Maury: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER Salty girl: 🛋 🏃‍♀️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 Camera man: 🎥 🏃 💨 💨 💨💨 The guy: 🎉 🕺 🎉

@RipRLeeErmey

4 жыл бұрын

The man:🕺

@KH-xu9tf

4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see the cameraman's cardio workout.

@Ish-1099

4 жыл бұрын

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman true

@shizukagozen777

4 жыл бұрын

I have seen the other way around too though. 😅

@brucemiller1696

4 жыл бұрын

Bet camera guy took track in school.

Jerry Springer and Maury will always have a place in my heart. They taught a young man to watch out for scandalous ladies.

These women who throw themselves on the floor when they are called out for lying really are sickening.

Why cry when he's not the father of either child? YOU knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with!!!

@naruhinastarr

4 жыл бұрын

Savita Ram unless they had countless partners, they wouldn’t know who it is 😂. Yeah I don’t understand the crying. That, and they know they won’t get child support from that person. That’s part of the crying too 😂

@yuzawoob3143

4 жыл бұрын

imagine this shit was said on twitter

@LilBilly36

4 жыл бұрын

@@yuzawoob3143 would be a fucking warzone

@brokengiblet7271

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter would be a fucking war zone. It's the cancer of the world with all the bullshit people complain about.

@tigerguy1013

4 жыл бұрын

Because they’re no longer entitled to their money

After all the clips of women running and jumping on that couch, I'm starting to believe that's the reason it's there

@masterturbo2218

4 жыл бұрын

Of course it is, the couch of shame

@seanjessee0610

4 жыл бұрын

yep!

@droppedinbase5777

4 жыл бұрын

@@scottsdisneyvlog *STOP*

@crarytrombone9672

4 жыл бұрын

027 aye nice profile pic tho

@robertgula777

4 жыл бұрын

@@crarytrombone9672 yours is even nicer

It is not about Schadenfreude. It is about Justice and Vindication. 7:32 - LOVE the Cartman interjection! ROFLMAO

5:33 when bro popped his collar, she knew he was outta there!!😅

@Harrison0411

Жыл бұрын

She need to leave God out of it.

Can we give props to the cameraman. He has to keep up with these Women when they Run

@dctrdrp455

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Daniels im glad dey dont trip and fall.. it makes the show seem like temple run

@joshuadaniels3259

4 жыл бұрын

@@dctrdrp455 🤣😂

@oceanman5657

4 жыл бұрын

Whilst holding the camera too

@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin

4 жыл бұрын

Bro they run like a slug

@lwoods4622

4 жыл бұрын

They’re whales there’s no one who can’t keep up with them

This is probably the most exercise any of these women ever had.

@VoidSurfer9

4 жыл бұрын

Aside from getting their backs tore out from every Daquan in the area

@everythingwrongwithcinemas194

4 жыл бұрын

Is anyone going to talk about the random My Little Pony reference...?

@theoregonguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@everythingwrongwithcinemas194 Shhh, not acknowledging it is a good thing.

@tmerchead1

4 жыл бұрын

@@VoidSurfer9 Lol.

@alphaacount

4 жыл бұрын

David King exept for all the sex these thots had

The fact that this show never runs out of "non-fathers" says a lot about American culture. And this isn't even the only show that does this.

@kenneth9874

6 ай бұрын

It's so prevalent in France they won't even allow dna test.....

@kianaone2610

6 ай бұрын

It says a LOT about a lot of woman. They screw around and find out that he ain't the father while also throwing a tantrum because they were called out for sleeping around.

@user-cx1ve5bd8v

4 ай бұрын

The company that completed the testing "did a science." 🤓🙊

@mottom2657

4 ай бұрын

@@user-cx1ve5bd8v So the DNA tests are fake, you say?

Never an apology.

She can swear to God all she want, doesnt change the fact she unfaithful and he ain't the baby daddy.

@9577frasier

4 жыл бұрын

She don't believe in God

@zero-two0244

4 жыл бұрын

And actually he’s not mad at all

@Rdinhoo

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, thats a bar. Double entendre! Unfaithful for fkin about + swearing on god when lying -> unFAITHful

@AnkitGupta-ov8un

4 жыл бұрын

She's thicc tho

@mercenery1232

4 жыл бұрын

When i found out sperm can live for weeks inside the womb, then stuff like this wasn't a surprise anymore.

I feel bad for the children, imagine trying to explain this to ur kid. Sheesh, ty for the likes

@Pixelite_

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine they saw their episode lol

@KillJoy_Since2017

4 жыл бұрын

kevin an Ikr It’s bad enough but doing it on live tv in front of an audience?!?!?!?! And what if the child watched this later

@LMLR187

4 жыл бұрын

Ten years and a youtube search later..... "...mom, we got to talk"

@maniek2207

4 жыл бұрын

Dear child, they paid me 500$ for this shit show

@ricsim78

4 жыл бұрын

Right? Especially when they on the show like 5-10 times! How many people could you sleep with in that time frame?

Maury: You are NOT the father Backroom couch: Brace for impact boys

"The William Tell Overture" is excellent for the waddle/run to the cry couch, but "Yakkety Sax" works, too.

The Maury Show: Destroying childhoods and training the fastest cameramen in the business since '91

@DakenHD

4 жыл бұрын

Dempsey Bovell the mother’s did it to their child/dren 🙃 with their trifling/hoeing dumbasses 💀

@kli1226

4 жыл бұрын

yeah betcha that cameraman who was running with the Olympians started out there

@Jim-pq9pm

4 жыл бұрын

Destroying childhoods? The irresponsible parents did that.

@jizzaymz

4 жыл бұрын

Not destroying childhoods, more like saving innocent men from a life of deceit. The mom's are the ones ruining the childhoods by sleeping around like that

@dempseybovell1206

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lolpy. 😂

“He is the father” “No he’s not” “No, he is the father” “No, no he’s not”

@majinkaos

4 жыл бұрын

dan61909 he’s gonna take care of my baby No he’s not

@rodprops

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@MzPCollins

4 жыл бұрын

She got a concussion from hitting that door lol

@davester1970

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't care what the DNA test says! He is the father!!"

@chickenwings6745

4 жыл бұрын

dan61909 “😭🤯🥺😖HE IS THE FATHER”.

When the ballet flats came flying off I lost it 😂

5:27 “Babality” is insane. Well done!

All these females embarrassing themselves on television, don’t sleep around 🤦🏽‍♀️

@AntmeetsMelbourne

4 жыл бұрын

Or at least remember whom you've slept with.

@khiari3180

4 жыл бұрын

And don’t try to incriminate one as the father if theres a possibility of others, there’s a lot of things wrong here 🤷🏽‍♀️

@enchanted4468

4 жыл бұрын

Because these Whores are in denial or have a IQ of a shrimp

@happydayz7857

4 жыл бұрын

Keyera Marie the Dudes are sluts too.

@enchanted4468

4 жыл бұрын

@@happydayz7857 Dude Keyera didnt say anything about Girls being sluts and Dudes being not sluts. Keyera just stated that dont be so sure when they had sex with others

Funny how they always say "I'm 1,000% sure he's the father", but they never say "He was the only one I slept with".

@shaquantucker7463

4 жыл бұрын

And the audience always take her side.

@Tjtjboy

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes they do say that though.

@suntansuperman26

4 жыл бұрын

Claudia Duran What is kill me is they know they been throwing that thing around but act like they only been with one dude. I’d have some respect for the chick who admits she been reckless and it could be a few dudes.

@MsClaudiaDuran

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tjtjboy Your point?

@Tjtjboy

4 жыл бұрын

@@MsClaudiaDuran It proves they are a liar.

The camera man is the real mvp here he be running em down 😅😅😊

@brentfreeland5834

3 ай бұрын

I think all of Maury's cameramen at one point or another worked for the Cops TV show 😄

This never stops being Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Rayshawn: PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME!!! *Mission Complete* *Respect +*

@Langley_Ackerman19

4 жыл бұрын

Nice GTA 3 reference 😎

@cadetwright6496

4 жыл бұрын

@@Langley_Ackerman19 N i n j a S t y l e

@mikekouadio6023

4 жыл бұрын

This was the best.put some RESPEK on my name

@REXae86

4 жыл бұрын

Silent Hill Warrior 5 + 1 respect

“You are not the father.” Men: 🕺🏾🤸🏾🏋🏾 Women: 🏃🏾‍♀️💨 Cameraman: ⚡️⚡️⚡️

@jesuslovesyou.4714

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IchikaYuma

4 жыл бұрын

Hahhaha

@shakiralove27

4 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

@joshuawatts9996

4 жыл бұрын

Help me reach 420 Subscribers facts

@danielransom7189

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Hahaha that "Shut up!" at the end cracked me up. Good work :D

All that screaming & hollering and not a tear in sight 😭🤣

*father walks in* Audience: BOOOOO Audience again: hears the word "not" Menu ---> change team

@sometimesidreamaboutcheese5876

3 жыл бұрын

It be like that though

@maarifawalcott5145

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Egg that have a dream to get 1k subs :D, true, get me vexed.

@elliotaddler2302

3 жыл бұрын

maarifa walcott this vexes me

@marcohernandez5695

3 жыл бұрын

Primemachine33 no Bruh only if you a bitch

@striker7733

3 жыл бұрын

When you realize they are not a blue spy and in fact they are a red spy.

98% of the time the women run to the _Thot Couch_ 2% of the time they argue with the guy

@nyronf

4 жыл бұрын

Personally, I like to refer to the couch as the "Hofa"😂😂

@gr6v310

4 жыл бұрын

@@nyronf genius

@MoltenLqva

4 жыл бұрын

ChunkyFruitLoop indeed

@seanjessee0610

4 жыл бұрын

Nyron Franklin amazing

@ahumanlewis4793

4 жыл бұрын

I like that naming the couch is a thing.

3:17 it's sickening to think that if the results came back that these men are the father the women would throwing it all in their face. But seeing the children are not his shows she was guessing and hoping it was his without really being sure themselves.

@johnhardasnails7464

Жыл бұрын

These girls forget how easy their coochie can make a guy lose it inside them lol

4:28 I’d never think that someone would put the runaway theme in Thomas and the Jet Engine into a Maury compilation, but I’m so glad someone did. Brings back memories of my childhood

This man set more black people free than Abraham Lincoln. Edit: I didn’t know this comment already existed. So stop hating on me!

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@muditjoshi7960

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no you didn’t..

@envix133

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@BankerRack

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha stolen hahaha

Y’all crazy this editing is amazing 😂😂😂

The run to the couch of shame , Mouri be like we'll keep trying 😅😅😅😅

“No no he is the father” No he’s not “He will take care of my baby” No he’s not

@DEMONBOLK

4 жыл бұрын

That bitch was just plain stupid

@nathaliebitendwa9842

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thewtfverse9763

4 жыл бұрын

That woman pissed me off when she said that.

@FF5754

4 жыл бұрын

Typical bitch looking for money

@Rexis102

4 жыл бұрын

Want to know the worst part about it? In the United States, if he signed the birth certificate as the father, HE WILL be financially responsible to take care of the child even if he’s not the biological father. Even if it was signed under false pretenses, he will be paying child support if he or she brings it to court. Unless she admits on record that she knew who the real father was all along, he will lose that case. She can claim uncertainty and he will pay for that child. Welcome to the United States InJustice system.

Lol the second girl GIRL: “he is the father” Maury: “no he’s not” Girl: “he will take care of my baby” Maury “NO HE ISN’T” 😂 💀

@kristofaification

3 жыл бұрын

I think she's broken

@alienking9635

3 жыл бұрын

Bro can someone tell me the name of the song at 7:45?

@iq_pi7211

3 жыл бұрын

@@alienking9635 Eiffel 65 - blue

@alienking9635

3 жыл бұрын

@@iq_pi7211 God bless u mate , thank you soooo much

@kyngakeem8141

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The get out the way remix is really vibing 🤣

I've always said props to the guy who built the couch ...

@brentfreeland5834

3 ай бұрын

Titanium frame 😏

Imagine being the child 18 years later too see the man who didn’t want you do a backflip

@z-man1237

4 жыл бұрын

Shock or awe

@melvinn__7171

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@nujeru99

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the man who was dragged on national tv and falsely accused of being your father....by your mother who didn’t know who your real father was

@KM-np6pz

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@fourthdayofoctober

4 жыл бұрын

Aye lol it is what it is

Couch: Pls be the father, pls be the father Maury: YOH ARE NOT THE FATHER Couch: Here we go again

@zackerylamb9511

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@jacquelinemarshall6407

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@zzzdee1980

3 жыл бұрын

*Ahh, shit here we go again*

@finnthehuman5821

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

@sigmamike2

3 жыл бұрын

😂😭😭😭😭

One woman had five men tested and still couldn’t find the father,, Murry told her if she could think of any other man they would bring him on the show,,,she told him she now knew who it was but she couldn’t bring him on the show because he’s locked up.😂

...could you imagine if that hallway was an endless loop

Women: *Go on the show to shame the man* Maury: You are not the father Women: Why am I getting shamed?

@dereksmithjr4970

4 жыл бұрын

I be saying the same thing

@elvasalas8755

4 жыл бұрын

Man comes out: "BOOOOOOOOO!!" Maury: "You are NOT the father" Croud: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!"

@cheapthrills8963

4 жыл бұрын

What gets me is these women straight up know they sleep with three or four men then cry when they get found out

@geraldwallsjr8380

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheapthrills8963 right

I love the confidence level in the women before the results..... It's just too much 😂 Edit: omg thanks for the likes

@gabrielleelliott7388

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah shit hilarious 😂

@davester1970

4 жыл бұрын

These ladies should only have confidence if they know 100% for sure that they have been faithful to the alleged baby daddy. They shouldn't be surprised when the test come back negative if they have been with multiple men.

@Angler4

4 жыл бұрын

Godamn hilarious tbh

@houseofmatrix6174

4 жыл бұрын

Bahayeu Anan they believe in their own bullsh*t😹😹😹😹

@d2cool165

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly feel bad for the security guard at 8:02 who's thinking "not this bullshit again."😂😂

I do love it when they take off running.😂

They made a whole safe space for them to run to backstage 🏃‍♀️ 😂….. they left off the best one, girl spreads her arms out like she gonna take off flying 😂

Hysterical lady: “He is the father! He is the father!” Maury: “No he is not. No he is not.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lionstudios1880

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@joyandpeacefullaughter5307

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@TheAveragePalico

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@PeekaBooo23

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t decide what’s faker, her delusions or her hair. 🐴

@alcd6333

3 жыл бұрын

@@PeekaBooo23 One thing is very real: her obesity. I feel sorry for the children, having such selfish irresponsible parents.

"I SWEAR TO GOD" GOD: Aye she lyin bruh

@shakiralove27

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

@caliebpett3204

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@Alijahfrmny

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lillivercheese9046

3 жыл бұрын

Top comment!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@eliibihh

3 жыл бұрын

@@lillivercheese9046 thank u

2:07 “It was at this moment when he knew she F** Up!”😂😂😂😂 I’m done!!!

The editing and sound effects are spot-on!

I couldn’t stop laughing when she brought the whole curtains down with her as she headbutts the door

@Stinger32

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha similar to a bull

@sarahmilitaria2478

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@terrysigmon3119

4 жыл бұрын

I had to watch that one a few times myself.

@ryanmiller6266

4 жыл бұрын

@@oneofthegoodonesok It makes me laugh to think that she lost her sanity at that point. 😆

@johnjeczalik8960

4 жыл бұрын

I f*cking died laughing!

I nearly pissed myself laughing when she ran into the door

@ckrause81

3 жыл бұрын

me to🤣🤣 i replayed it twice....funniest shit ive ever seen on his show

@notthefather3919

3 жыл бұрын

Did yall see the camera man reaching out in an attempt to "stop" her?🤣🤣

@PorkChopVII

3 жыл бұрын

Yall should see the other appearances she makes. Does it again 3 other times

@gingerale0123

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@antonioclamato6620

3 жыл бұрын

i watched that over and over

Why is it the women get to trash talk these guys and when the guys are absolved, no one lets them yell back

Producer before show : so when you find out he's not the father, run immediately to the crappy couch behind the set. Act nuts. You'll get your 5000 dollar fee.

Flash : I'm the fastest man Murry camera man: hold the test results

@Hazzabazzagaming1

4 жыл бұрын

Queue the classical music

@michaelhe-him6505

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hazzabazzagaming1 Classical music slowly turns into very dramatic music

@stroo_

4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it this is where Usain Bolt started

@Mikeb-sd8hm

4 жыл бұрын

Maury*

The sound of that child support check vanishing into the wind...

@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443

4 жыл бұрын

Majestic

@koryclarke1991

4 жыл бұрын

Waste Of Headspace what a fucking great response.

@firepingun1236

4 жыл бұрын

Curse of Vanishing

@lukeskywalker1840

4 жыл бұрын

Time for a job bitch......

@kingramsey7870

4 жыл бұрын

whoosh, gone like an angels kiss

Absolute goldmine 😂😂😂

Best thing to see on your feed for Mother’s Day!

They all crying 😭 a river, but never had a problem keeping their legs closed. Jokes on them

@bigred6815

4 жыл бұрын

Crying with no tears😜😆

@fabiospasiano9885

4 жыл бұрын

Act like a dog get treated like a dog

@ronniedryden6619

4 жыл бұрын

playing in GOD name they gone fall

@df-nk6gd

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronniedryden6619 Your sentence is barely coherent. "playing in god name they gonna fall" I don't even know why I'm getting notifications to this thread, unless I commented and some guy is too much of a pussy so he deleted my comment? Possibly because you're shaming women for sexuality, for enjoying sex, telling them to keep their legs closed? Please, you'd applaud a man for it. If it was some one night stand where is the outrage for the guy that didn't keep his penis in his pants, it takes two.

@jedimojojojo1603

4 жыл бұрын

Keeping their legs open. Never had a problem keeping their legs open

This is how many times she said “I swear to God!!!” 👇🏻

@MrGrowME

4 жыл бұрын

nah thats wrong

@arturochaves8240

4 жыл бұрын

Drunken Kappa you know, she cheeted si fuck her, i feel bad for the child and not her (not a native speaker)

@MrGrowME

4 жыл бұрын

@@arturochaves8240 I mean the comment was wrong.. Originaly there were only 2 likes and she said "I swear to God" like 20 times 😅

@SandsOfArrakis

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrGrowME We're up to 117. Still way too low.

@erictirado147

4 жыл бұрын

No really I swear to God.... omg omg omg that ain't true I swear to God I promise. Lol pathetic

I love when she says "open them results baby"

Omg the editing 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I cried

Top 10 faster human 10: Quicksilver 9: Flash 8: the Grandma of the P.E. teacher ... 1: Maury' s cameraman

@e-d3_4all0ut3

4 жыл бұрын

What about 2-7?

@Restrictted

4 жыл бұрын

@@e-d3_4all0ut3 does it matter?

@e-d3_4all0ut3

4 жыл бұрын

@@Restrictted not really but if i had to guess 3. The man who realized he wasn't the father and 2. The girl who's now been humiliated on tv

@Streetzsanchez

4 жыл бұрын

What the roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez

This has to be the most humiliating thing ever in life. Embarrassing yourself on national tv.

@carealoo744

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I don't think anyone who appears on this show is self-aware enough to care.

@killerdragonark1128

4 жыл бұрын

The woman either gets exposed on national tv or the guy looks like an asshole on national tv

@Ihatewater9000

3 жыл бұрын

And imagine the kids when they get older, seeing this on KZread.. and their friends seeing it, that must be horribly embarrassing and upsetting for them!

@carealoo744

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ihatewater9000 I agree. Like, just imagine how screwed-up these children might end-up!

@Du-yw1pz

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and I certainly wouldn't wanna be the children of those sorry mothers

4:40. My favorite all time Maury episode. Total delusion on display.

That was brilliant thank you

It's so funny when the woman trashes the guy in front of the audience, the audience boos at the guy then when the guy not the father, the crowd is shocked

@stonwall9065

4 жыл бұрын

And then they cheer for him lol

@noonecares9425

4 жыл бұрын

@@stonwall9065 ikrrrr

@shadwarr1285

4 жыл бұрын

It's called a studio audience

@Mikhashilin

4 жыл бұрын

Simps

@exruu

4 жыл бұрын

shadwarr 12 it’s a called fake shit. they switch up so quick depending on the ending

These women go out and sleep with dozens of men then when its not the father they are still treated like the victims

@Stormfire1777

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta love society... Just kidding, society go fuck yourself

@SpeedyHercules

4 жыл бұрын

The men aren't exactly Angels... Sleeping with these girls and not wrapping their gift 😜 but I do agree with you, these women just sleep with all these guys... This is because schools are teaching them that sex is ok... You can have sex with anyone, just be safe... Rather than teaching them "find a great guy, get to know him, meet the family, and when you are ready to commit, get married and then have sex." Old school I know and I am old school... But you would not have this problem

@ducx23

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedyHercules no, they needed to be taught better. and given better tools. A lot of accidents happen just because kids are forced to aim for the fairy tale story and not worry about the other possibilities. These ladies know nothing about how it works. These men know their stuff, and they have a 4/5 chance that she isn't fertile that moment and maybe a 1/3 shot she is already pregnant.

@SpeedyHercules

4 жыл бұрын

@@ducx23 sorry. I should have mentioned parents as well. You are right. Parents have their part to play. Whether it's schools or parents... Teach your children that sex is a very personal thing. Not something to just have with whomever you can get your hands on. That goes for everyone

@halloumi420

4 жыл бұрын

Who said dozens? Could have been 1 or 2 but okay 😴

How could they not know

5:16 This is how many times she said “I swear to God” 👇🏻

@chriswallace2468

4 жыл бұрын

definitely more than 8

@mythicalscrub356

4 жыл бұрын

Seems to still be more 😂

@56brandonray

4 жыл бұрын

honestly that lowkey made me sad

@Mark_yet_again

4 жыл бұрын

Swears on god and promising that the truth is a lie.

@jeremybriggs6951

4 жыл бұрын

There’s not even A single tear in her eyes

2:40 She fell out her chair, then ran through the curtains and into a door. This was fucking amazing.

@brklyn345

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the sound effect upon impact was perfect!!

@marieclark9325

3 жыл бұрын

YES THAT WAS! I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

@bobloerakker7010

3 жыл бұрын

I cried dude, tears of joy just rolling down my cheeks. Watched it at least 5 times in a row.

@kirtisfitzpatrick2279

3 жыл бұрын

The camera man thought about saving her when the curtains fell

@brklyn345

3 жыл бұрын

The really funny shit? She could clearly see the door as she pulled down the curtains.....and she ran into the door anyway!

It's the music that does it for me every time he says NOT

The commentary is very funny! Very creative!✌

These women must be signing a contract that says they have to run backstage if the results are negative. They can’t all have the exact same response every single time.

@r3dh00dlum

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Smith it might be a fight or flight response to news I mean these women are whoring & around the minute they realized they’re screwed, they run

@pisces363

4 жыл бұрын

r3d h00dlum I get that, but; every single one? Even the men do it. That’s too much theatrics to be genuine emotions. I had to stop watching the show because I think the reactions are fake and innocent kids are caught in the middle.

@pisces363

4 жыл бұрын

Leon Robinson Why do the men run backstage, too?

@pisces363

4 жыл бұрын

Leon Robinson They don’t run, they walk, huh? Okay, lol. Maybe it was just those few episodes that I saw when guys were disappointed after finding out they were not the fathers when they wanted to be or when they found out their wives had cheated. They never fell to the floor crying, kicking and screaming, but; they did leave the stage.

@ryanmiller6266

4 жыл бұрын

@Leon Robinson Or they're trying to avoid the cameraman.

Her: hes gon take care if my baby! Maury: no.. no hes not

@brendonhoward1861

4 жыл бұрын

Shit had me dead

@blakebell2612

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@nikyclau3966

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

We've tested 35 men,and none of you are the father.

In all of the compilations I come across of Maury ; it’s The 50eleven times she said “I swear to God” 😂😂😂 to Ralph n Maury. ~Insert Kandi Meme~ THE LIES !!! on God and To Ralph to save that uuuuugly face of embarrassment for me. I swear to Gawwd I swear to Gawd.

Me literally wondering: 1. Why they sleep around even when they're in a relationship. 2. How they're so bold to lie about it knowing pretty well that they'll be found out. 3. Why they run away when the truth is out 4. What's happening to these fatherless kids 5. Why are these ladies so shameless.

@matthewmizzi3347

3 жыл бұрын

the answer to point 4 is simple, they're rioting, looting and creating autonomous zones 🤣

@neocrackheadtechnology2893

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty bad tbh

@matthewmizzi3347

3 жыл бұрын

@@neocrackheadtechnology2893 agreed, its a reflection of how they were raised

@coreytumulty816

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmizzi3347 😅😅 facts!

@vctoothpick1455

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmizzi3347 Nah, the ones doing that are the rich kids who haven't worked a day in their life

I feel like his ratings would go even higher if maury set up a trip wire in the hallway

@jfbub1562

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@washmiddelgang9479

4 жыл бұрын

yo bro do you know the name of the song at the end

@marcaliventialiventi765

4 жыл бұрын

Get the cast of jackass to remodel the studio. That should be good for a few laughs

@chowder125

4 жыл бұрын

@@washmiddelgang9479 Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake.

@MeaghanTamara

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Cong True I would love to have a camera in the hotel hallway they are staying at. That is oilfield make it way more messier.

Bruh shawty pull the curtains and ran to da door😂😂😂

On god no caps the edit had me 💀

They must have moved the couch because they are running a lot further to get to it.

@meghanm5592

5 жыл бұрын

Lawd, your comment tho 😂😂😂

@victorfredricks7980

5 жыл бұрын

IKR. LOL!

@jerryfrancois2014

4 жыл бұрын

It probably broke under the weight of all these bitches falling on it..

@bright5480

4 жыл бұрын

No shit

@mzbeauty88

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂