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@invictidomini6846

3 жыл бұрын

Love Yokai

@tayloredwards4968

3 жыл бұрын

I'm very curious what determines what Yokai you become when you die?

@dorthymcgrane1290

3 жыл бұрын

I hop... NOT!!!!!

@autistic7068

3 жыл бұрын

Hey have a good day

@Arjibi

3 жыл бұрын

"Perry the platypus" but more Lovecraftian-ish?

This is why I choose Charmander instead of Squirtle

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@katherineklein1186

3 жыл бұрын

Yes charmander be badass

@deadlydingus1138

3 жыл бұрын

I chose bulbasaur because it actually has the type advantage.

@rohitbhattarai2243

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadlydingus1138 Absolutely True

@quagsire1249

3 жыл бұрын

that is why i choose bulbasaur

Christian : The Soul is in your Heart. Scientist : The Soul is in your Brain. Japanese : The Soul is in you Butt ! Christian & Scientist : ...wtf ?

@Losshe

3 жыл бұрын

Does this mean in Japan touching someone's soul means...

@sorban5352

3 жыл бұрын

@@Losshe Gays love it !

@Arjibi

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorban5352 soul connetion :)))

@k0rpen.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Ledgett

@ccaffie1231

3 жыл бұрын

beautiful, truely soul-touching

Human used fart: It's super effective!

@TheCaveManInsideCave

3 жыл бұрын

Cocogoat milk

@graylee945

3 жыл бұрын

you got me laughing for real!! XD🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hi.241

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCaveManInsideCave qiqi?-

@lilbill7385

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone in a mile radius fainted!

Shirikodama actually exists, in male's body at least. It's called "prostate".

@jasonblalock4429

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Although that sheds zero light on why Japanese folklore would think it contains the soul. Well, not unless those Japanese villagers were really into p-spot massages, anyway...

@idraote

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonblalock4429 I'm told (by a friend, I wouldn't know anything about it) that prostate massages can be pleasurable. That's why people use cucumbers.

@shannonlove4328

3 жыл бұрын

That was my thought as well. All this sounds related to the massage/electrical stimulation of the prostate used to induce ejaculations in studs/bulls as well as impotent and paralyzed humans.

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

This is a lot of information..

@thareqprimaharianto8725

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonblalock4429 I do believe they somehow were into that kind of thing.

“Pull off it’s arm like a LEGO figure” ah yes, the great LEGO massacres around the world

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Revenge for them destroying the bottom of my feet.

@Sovietube

3 жыл бұрын

Rwandan genocide Lego set

@antokarman2064

3 жыл бұрын

A man has fallen into the river in Lego city HEEYY!!

@bryank4521

3 жыл бұрын

anto karman *speed building intensifies*

@benn6726

3 жыл бұрын

I would not stand a chance against kapas because i have a hard time pulling of lego figures arms off

No one: The Kappa: Swiggity swooty. I'm coming for your booty.

@globertdasas2374

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@nik9481

3 жыл бұрын

(WHEEZES)

@Used_to_be_valkov

3 жыл бұрын

WHEEZEEE

@F.RO.H

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a classic

@non-b1nary319

3 жыл бұрын

"NOOOO I MAY BE NON BINARY BUT NOOO"

And the carpenter walks along the river. His straw doll he carried with him. The river before him, he yeeted the doll so hard and and brazenly yelled, "Eat *ss!!!"

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

And scientology is born.

ER doctor: for the last time, butts and cucumbers don't mix me: but linfamy said

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Oof, you'd be surprised how many people come to the hospital with stuff stuck up their bums.

@frnz1943

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy but how many people come into the hospital with stuff up their butts and blame you?

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

@@frnz1943 not answering. You can't fool me, officer.

@NeruNeru75

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy i am- nvm

@Luv4gael

2 жыл бұрын

*cutley eats cucumber*

No wonder in TMNT movie when the turtles time travelling to medieval Japan, people there afraid of them. So they actually fear the turtles will attack their butts and assault their women.

@johnnie543

3 жыл бұрын

The 3rd movie was my favorite tbh

@blumenthal7528

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnie543 And what's amazing is despite of the comedic genre the movie portray medieval Japanese clothing pretty acurately compared to other movies from Hollywood.

@johnnie543

3 жыл бұрын

@@blumenthal7528 The cast was pretty solid too! I'd never expect Stuart Wilson, Vivian Wu, and Sab Shimono to have a shred of simultaneous dramatic gravitas and comedic timing but there it was

"So if you wanna find a kappa for some reason, you may want to look in Japanese trains." *Omg *Instantly subscribes*💀*

Guess the kappa’s preferred adult entertainment category.

@awatarasakawiraaji2040

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Inconsolable_Weeb

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it might be correlated to their interests in cucumbers

@dorthymcgrane1290

3 жыл бұрын

Good

@Inconsolable_Weeb

3 жыл бұрын

Nikki M. Solis ayyy, it’s you!

@Sovietube

3 жыл бұрын

Poor kappa just wanted an ass ball

Kappa: touches our butt when we're pooping Me: oh my free toilet paper

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😱

@ScrumptiousRump

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Luv4gael

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf😂👏✨

@hatsumekyu

2 жыл бұрын

Eww

@mily1207

2 жыл бұрын

What???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never knew the plural of anus until now.

Lotoad is actually a Pokémon based on the kappa

@Inconsolable_Weeb

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! :3

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the whole Lotad line is =)

@R_candy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I think it’s cool!

@tankenming4760

3 жыл бұрын

Golduck is also based on a kappa. It's Pokédex entries from Pokémon Red and Leaf Green reads: Often seen swimming elegantly by lake shores. It is often mistaken for the Japanese monster, Kappa.

@Josh-jp9sf

3 жыл бұрын

Tan Ken Ming I didn’t know this, Thank You!

My mother was born and raised in very rural pre-WWII Japan, in mountainous Tochigi prefecture near the small town of Ashio. As a child she and her many (13) siblings would play by the numerous mountain streams at the bottom of gorges. One thing her mother always told them was to not go swimming in the streams because the Kappa that inhabit the streams would come, and eat their butts right off. I guess that tale prevented any of the 13 siblings from ever drowning. I got to visit those streams as a child back in 1965. Before place, but it was basically a ghost town by then, the main industry of that area copper mining long since dead for decades.

"Most of you are hollow shells of human anyways,..so it's hardly a change" I fell down laughing

My guess is that the "ball" was actually a reference to the prostate, which is probably also where the idea of a moment of bliss came from as well 🤔😂

I see...🤔 so he's basically a perverted pokemon who'll literally "toss your salad" to death....kinky

@LadyMisalein

3 жыл бұрын

Death by Snu Snu

@delete---7593

Жыл бұрын

?

I got a new idea for a twisted animated TMNT spinoff: Perverted River Child Mutant Ninja Turtle Yokais (doesn’t roll off the tongue as well)

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

PRCMNTY hm... needs work 🤔

@rachel_sj

3 жыл бұрын

Linfamy I can see it being a dark gritty manga or graphic novel like how TMNT started

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting, I was picturing a lighthearted comedy. Gritty dark story would be a good twist :D

@glttrfsh8968

3 жыл бұрын

@Rachel S Annnd I wrote one. Seriously. And no it's not weird lemon/lime fluff :) Cuz that would be weirder than what's already weird. Speaking of - @Linfamy I've been watching your vids for a week now & I can't get enough! You gotta be the only one that could make something actually informative on kappa folklore, this fn funny!

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

@@glttrfsh8968 😅👍

"What would you do if you're on the toilet and someone reaches and grabs your butt??" I remember running when that happened

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

When did this happen? 😱

@meetaverma8372

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy I was watching a horror movie in the toilet and then...

The fish that distorted your summer palace was the Namazu, my retired emperor. Now if you excuse me I need to finish off this plate of bake beans, and go on a kappa hunt!

Until I was at least 15 (yes) I was really scared of toilets (yes).. I used to think a demon would come out of the pothole and kidnap me (yes).. Don't remember how or why it started, because as far as I can remember, I've always been afraid.. This Yokai brought back all those scary memories😅😅

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! Well, people have been scared of weirder things..

@microcosmos1864

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy Hey! Thanks for the reply🧡

Linfamy: what would you do if a hand grabs you from the toilet? Me: depends....

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Sewblon

3 жыл бұрын

on what?

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sewblon stuff

@Sewblon

3 жыл бұрын

@ like what?

The TMNT often get mistaken for kappa when in Japan and it makes for some fun times when they play into it. The fish that causes earthquakes is Onamazu. And fun fact, if you type it into google, your video on it shows.

Onamazu is the fish that causes earthquskes.

Can't get enough of this channel and it's Japanese folklores legends!

Ooooh, the fish is called Onamazu. Earth-something. Earthquake? Earthshaker. Yes, I'm a Linfamy Nerd.

@Kami-ny5jo

3 жыл бұрын

Be proud

Kappa teaching about medicine is so funny and accurate since they're based some on the Japanese hellbender salamanders which we're still studying like hell. They have these crazy regenerative abilities. Some have even regrown full limps, parts of the head and face, etc. Too cool.

My favorite episode of the 2012 TMNT series is A Tale of Yokai. The turtles are sent back to 1990's Japan before Master Splinter is mutated. You can really tell that the writers did their research since they mentioned kappa love cucumbers. They even mentioned the part about kappa stealing a person's soul through their (ahem) backside.😅😂

“The anus is often open and swollen” 😂 I turned it back just to hear you say that again, this video has me laughing out loud

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@KatelynRinn

Жыл бұрын

But how did you find that out? 🤔🤔🤔

There's a similar creature in Slavic mythology called Vodenjak. In the Witcher games it is known as the Drowner.

Linfamy: “This is where things get weird.” Me: “It wasn’t weird already?” Edit: A bot stole my comment

@gijsvandersluis421

3 жыл бұрын

janke

@globertdasas2374

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

Well that title is an interesting way to describe a kappa. In premodern Japan this kind of yokai would be especially common. Japan has a lot of rivers and streams, and most of the population that did not live on the coasts, lived near one of these rivers or streams. Meaning that the kappa were a threat to a lot of people. And the answer is Namazu/Oonamazu.

1:41 in the words of edward elric " DONT CALL ME LITTLE"

"If you want to find a kappa, you may want to look in Japanese trains." Your writing deserves all the awards. ALL of the awards.

Japanese folk tales are the best. Also it explains a lot about the human race, knowing where our soul is x3

I clicked becuz i knew exactly what i was getting into. And you didn't disappoint. Good job Linfamy 😎👌

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😂

4:50 that scared kappa is really cute ngl

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

:p

Nitori: *_*Get Down intensifies_**

@bigreimu1878

3 жыл бұрын

Nitori be kinki tho 😳

The Edward-Part literally killed me XD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

i remember when jeremy wade investigated the kappa, and concluded it was inspired by the japanese giant salamander

Lol learning more about kappa folklore makes me appreciate Sarazanmai even more. Just subtle inserted folklore about kappas throughout it. XD it was hilarious. Had less sexual elements to it tho lol.

The way you explained this stuff its hilarious 😂😂😂😂 I like your videos very much man 👍👍👍👍

@Linfamy

10 ай бұрын

Glad you like them :D

Nitori: Guess my new job is being a pervert now

There is a Kappa in a game called Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town that is actually a woo-able bachelor. He can be married and your character can even have kids with him!

I can imagine Kappa becoming a trending tag in certain sites after this video

thanks... now i cannot use my toilet anymore

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Just flush often :p

Nitori is best Kappa, get your cucumbers ready.

today I learnt that the Japanese intimately knew about prostate massage. good on them, I guess.

The fact that you match your animation to the current events brings me so much joy

Your videos always make me smile. Thank you.

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me smile, so we're even :p

This has to be my favorite video so far 😂 The scare tactics totally reminds me of that scene from Asobi Asobase when you see the butt canon from Hanako’s butler 😂😂😂

7:41 - is also how I feel when I'm watching whatever pops up in my KZread recommendations after midnight.

Old kappa’s- I killed people! Other kappa- I grab peoples butt! Yo Kai-watch kappa- I uh... just ate pizza.

That's why Grandpa had a Kappa's severed hand

A friend had gone camping and once while they were visiting the loo a frog jumped onto them. From inside the bowl. Was a Kappa behind that?🤣🤣🤣

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Omg a baby kappa. How freaked out was your friend? 😂

@jeanfalconer6377

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy Very!

The legend of the kappa reaching up and taking your shirikodama reminds me of shit-stealing, which I believe you talked about in a video last year. There was a period when people sold shit as fertilizer, and took it from toilets.

I needed this laugh! As always, I love your vids. You're the best!

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😁👍

I love the title for this video. The best description of the Kappa I ever heard. 🤣

As a modern Japanese, the kappa is a symbol of the clear stream and an opponent of pollution. When I go to a river in Japan, I often see signs that Kappa insists, "Don't throw garbage in the river."

@shanedoesyoutube8001

3 жыл бұрын

Kappas: pollute our homes and we'll pollute yo ass

I first heard of kappa through the tigers curse book series. They were described as terrifying monkey like creatures that grab you out of the water and eat you. Only if your curiosity made you come to close to the water.

It's the Onamazu :D Great video!

Another outstanding video! Keep up the good work!　頑張れます！！

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, you too!

if you give him one cucumber for 10 days straight he'll give you a blue power berry

The origin of the Kappa is the Japanese giant salamander. A species that was once extremely common in japan, as ancient Japanese people sighted the Kappa, legends grew. But it all began with the Japanese giant salamander.

Lol one of your best interpretations, well done

Thank you for sharing this wisdom . I feel enlightened now . Like glowing inside .

i'm late as hell. i know but i can't unsee nitori doing this to hina as a joke and then nitori gets slapped by hina

Linfamy: Some of you are already empty shells Me: Wow just @ me next time (._.)

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Aww

I’m happy that you mentioned the Ninja Turtles because that’s immediately where my mind went!😆

Amazing! Loved this...

For this weeks quiz question: the namazu! Also now I am terrified of the toilet 😭

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😭

A lot people pulled up in the first minute of this vid being posted lol

This was hilarious, thank you

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😁👍

Oh Linfamy, you no-eyed henti protagonist, you did it again 🤣🤣🤣 Great vid!

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

lol, no-eyed?

Namazu, A giant catfish monster thing that causes earthquakes.

"look at the top of his head"

I'm addicted to this channel

There are some old myths and rituals about kappa that are downright horrifying (and depressing), especially in the Tohoku region. Nevertheless, it's one of the most popular yokai out there. My kids used to watch a cartoon about a kappa (Hana Kappa) every weekday when we lived there. Whenever one of the schools I worked for had a Halloween party, there would be at least 2-3 kids in kappa costumes.

So they are like goblins. Goblin slayer- intense heavy breathing

@user-pi7yj8jn2f

3 жыл бұрын

Lol demon Slayer reference

5:41-5:43 Am I the only one that laughed here or something 😂

i was on the toilet while watching this

Love u bro😍😍

thank you! liking the pumpkin head! some cukes for the kappa! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

🥒🥒🥒❤❤❤

1:58 Bruh Why you gotta hit me like that

5:32 i was waiting for this moment throughout the whole video

8:37- Namazu. Btw, great video! :)

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@toaryanonicle2877

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy Your Welcome! :D

So... where’s the video on the myths of Yoshitsune’s survival?

Nitori from Touhou Project, and she is very different from appearance. Maybe the inappropriate stuff was just personality, and not nature. Who knows? Thank you for this video. I hope you are well.

@AzariusR

3 жыл бұрын

Touhou Project Youkais are just humanized. Nitori is a Kappa Youkai sure but it is just based of real Kappa yeah.

This video is good

Me being a Sarazanmai enthusiast, this video had me wheezing hard haha but thank you for your video!!!

What is That?! 🅱utt *Consuming* Yokai?(!)

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

The worse kind of yokai. Or the best.

@thedoruk6324

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy They are truly a unique form of yokai none the less

I heard a rumor where you could carve your name in a cucumber and the Kappa would remember you as a friend. Also, the bowing was a good approach because they were part vampire, and it’d weaken them due to water draining from the head.

0:31 oh hey look it’s Johnny! Except he’s green and missing his crown

I love learning about yoki

Wow, funny... I just started a new island in Animal Crossing New Leaf a couple weeks ago, and decided to play as a girl this time to see if anything was different. And one thing was different: Kapp'n is weird and creepy towards female villagers. Now I know why!

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@sammythehamster9093

3 жыл бұрын

He sings song about missing his reflection on the mirror. Kappa are ugly and hope they won't bring them back in New Horizons.

@SaltySeaStella

Жыл бұрын

He's a lot more tame in New Leaf since he got a family in that but prior games when he wasn't married, a whole lot weirder.

5:45 fun fact:some people have two anuses, the first is where its suposed to be, while the other is a bit higher and in the front roughly where the mouth is suposed to be. Its horrible cause those people start to say innapropriate things.

@ASimpleGodzillaFan

Жыл бұрын

So in other words they started talking shit?

"Who doesn't like children?" People who hate their annoying ass personality.

Loved the pumpkin head 🎃🎃🧡

@Linfamy

3 жыл бұрын

🎃👍