Jamaicans are seemingly always up for a random conversation

@TrecoMagic

5 ай бұрын

What’s up with this spamming comments on all his videos

@Tzill

5 ай бұрын

And youtube commenters seemingly never come up with anything original 🙄

@Tyren17k

5 ай бұрын

I’m sick of seeing this on every video lmao stfu

@APPLE2557XD

5 ай бұрын

Tf up

@idk9637

5 ай бұрын

We dont know how many people he has tried to talked to to get this 1 clip though.

“facially challenged” 😂

@mssss9903

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Ziadibrahim1985

5 ай бұрын

them call her "crossy"

@saskiasofia

5 ай бұрын

i’m stealing that lmao

@snowtime7272

5 ай бұрын

Is crazy

@pman07

5 ай бұрын

the most theo von thing ever😂

“Depends who’s sperm count is stronger”LMAO

@xlynx9

5 ай бұрын

💀

@dudeguy3d

5 ай бұрын

So if the girl's got more sperm it'll turn out ugly, I think he's pretty safe to go ahead with the kid then

@AthenaGM

5 ай бұрын

🤦🏻‍♀️

@nosferatu5872

5 ай бұрын

Well ... with the current gender ideology its a real possibility that your *girlfriend* has higher Test and spermcount 😂

@SpaghettiRealm

5 ай бұрын

That’s science right there /s

The most intelligent conversation about the most unintelligent topic

@GnA_000

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Huskylogic

5 ай бұрын

You can overthink the most stupidest thing so make sense

@SickandTired95

5 ай бұрын

@@HuskylogicApparently lol

@worldwise2023

5 ай бұрын

Yeah super intelligent. When the man thinks the woman vs man’s sperm count is what is going to make a ugly baby 😂 You do know women don’t have sperm right 🤦🏽‍♂️

@noedatwayok.

5 ай бұрын

@@Huskylogicnot over thinking ,it’s like analyzing fr

"Cus you is not an ugly person" was so wholesome 😭❤

@abelherrera2207

4 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@Hal0246

4 ай бұрын

Are you refering to when he says "cause you nuh(dont) need that ugly person" at the end?

@DeliMeatTree

4 ай бұрын

But the baby will come out ugly. Facially challenged.😂

@Hal0246

3 ай бұрын

Im Jamaican and grew up speaking patois listen without reading the words

@elpibe1924

2 ай бұрын

@@Hal0246 I see what you are saying but wouldn’t that indirectly be saying “you’re not an ugly person” anyway?

“Whoever’s sperm count more stronger”. No way Crossy got a higher count than my mans 💀

@moh7136

5 ай бұрын

Hahah the look on his face after he heard that 😅

@ishtiaqahmed-iw4ww

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jacobwalters5341

5 ай бұрын

😂😂 I’m dead

@mintshih333

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@SoSmartItHurts

5 ай бұрын

@@moh7136his facial expression didn’t change much what are you talking about 😂

they started discussing genetics i’m dead 😂

@shueibdahir

5 ай бұрын

Word to my mother

@slice6027

4 ай бұрын

@@shueibdahirayo BLOU that youu

These Jamaican skits are pure comedy 😂

@dowkinners4106

5 ай бұрын

They’re just skits really cus side quests is Jamaican, he’s just amplified his natural accent a little. Even when he’s not in Jamaica you can hear the twang

@nekotfarmer

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂.... Explain it 🗿

@workinprogress6504

5 ай бұрын

​@@nekotfarmeruhm... You know...

@jayedith9398

5 ай бұрын

The people he asks are serious. To be a skit, everyone needs to know it is fake.

@Bluemoneywick

5 ай бұрын

We need more

Calling her "Crossy" is crazy

@ChapatiMan

5 ай бұрын

Mkay

@gummyboots

5 ай бұрын

with the hand gestures lmao

@wadalalowe7676

5 ай бұрын

Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ivanrivera6998

5 ай бұрын

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Jamaicans are notorious for giving out the funniest/most blunt nicknames.

@itdobelikedattho8112

5 ай бұрын

She must be asian

One thing I’ve learnt here is Jamaicans love a good talk 😂

@l360b

5 ай бұрын

They are down to earth

@jagnuthr

4 ай бұрын

No but that’s obviously the videos that make it to upload

@shauniiii961

4 ай бұрын

Trust me we do😂

@DeliMeatTree

4 ай бұрын

It's literally African love crossed with british politeness. With a lovely touch of the Indian vibe. How do you think ganja, dreads, and curry found their way to Jamaica? Learn your history.

@l360b

4 ай бұрын

@@DeliMeatTree The country is about 90% African, and all you mention are traits that African possess, vibes, politeness and love. Also locs isnt from India so stop the nonsense. I am yet to see an Indian with dread. Their hair cant even uphold Jamaican locing technique because it will look weird. No Indians that came to Jamaica even wanted to be associated with Rastafarianism.

"Move on cuz you is not a ugly person" was a such a hard compliment from men to man

Man was quick to say "neva" 😂

Bro is so real, he told him you can do better 😭

“I wouldn’t say half-ugly, I’d say it’s something you can work with” facts

@ryukiiprimer5383

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 kinda makes sense which is crazy

That was a genealogy debate between two strangers on a small staircase in Jamaica.

That guy is a homie giving good advice

@Alex-ln9on

5 ай бұрын

Good man

One thing I learned from these vids, you can chat to Jamaicans about almost anything 😂😂

@andrebuckley9382

4 ай бұрын

almost key word

@cash6627

4 ай бұрын

So true because, I will have a conversation with anyone in New York and I am supposed to be shy 😂😂😂😂🇯🇲

“My advice is to move on” 😂

@aishaelias9071

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bro casually complimented sidequestz on his looks. « You is not an ugly person » translates to, « you too handsome to bag an ugly bitch bro » in man talk.

@gerrygold9273

3 ай бұрын

You had come with a disrespect B word. Jamaicans don't use them deprecated words for women.

@restingwitchface666

3 ай бұрын

@@gerrygold9273🖤 this made me happy

Bro hit him with the unskippable dialogue.

The man said “you haffi think twice about that then”😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bro advised at uni level “ Sperm count” 😂

ya evah been wit a ugleh gyurl? "NEVER."

“Never” 😂😂 my guyyy

'Crossy'😂 Jamaicans will always give u a nickname, mine was 'orange juice' cuz one day went to da market wearing one orange top 😅😅😅 luv my jamaican heritage ❤ 🇯🇲 🔥

I'm so fucking fascinated by that language

Has ANYONE ever said No to a convo?

The science checks out

"Ugly is a recessive gene" lol

its great how they behave so friendly no matter what topic you throw at them as a stranger wish my country was like this

@cash6627

4 ай бұрын

I believe that just engaging in the conversation .we get a moment to relief ourselves from the tresses of life. One will walk away feeling much better about life. I have experience it time and time again .🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

The "Mhmm" in response to "facially challenged"

Oh boy I love Jamaicans!!! I want so bad to go there!! Love from Greece 🇬🇷

Jamaicans are too friendly and innocent 😇

@user-uq7tk3bx9k

3 ай бұрын

👀💀🤣🤣🤣

@LOLLIPOPBRINA

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-uq7tk3bx9k😂😂😂 innocent 🤭

Mans had a lotta passion behind that “NYEEHVAHH!” 🤣🤣

Conversation got scientific real quick lmao

if i can understand their accent, i won't pay psychologists for advice. 😂

Jamaicans undisputed at passing vibe checks 😂

If only we were like this. We easily could be but we’re so independent and focused on ourselves we miss out on memorable moments. Either that or you’re too afraid to strike up the conversation. The world could be so much better if we talked to each other more.

Jamaicans always down for a side quests! LMFAO

Jamaicans are the most ready for a side quest type question people man 😂

I like how he asked in his regular voice if he can ask him something then just started speaking with the accent 😂

@bryson0206

5 ай бұрын

frr

@oshanewilliams8865

4 ай бұрын

The entire interaction was in a Jamaican accent

@mnqolivia

4 ай бұрын

All of it was in a Jamaican accent. His Jamaican accent is his regular accent and his American accent is his acquired one.

@SailBoatJones

4 ай бұрын

@@mnqolivia pretty sure i saw him doing an interview with an american accent though

@mnqolivia

4 ай бұрын

@SailBoatJones Yes I saw it too. It seems that he speaks with an American accent when he is in th US. Some of my fellow Jamaicans do that because if they don't, people abroad constantly ask them to repeat themselves. They switch accents depending on where they are or the person with whom they are speaking. Some do it for other reasons, and some do it unconsciously. My view is that his Jamaican accent is his original accent- the one he grew up with.

Guy's out here giving genuine advice.

@WerewolfofEpicness

5 ай бұрын

no he is not

@jmanly707

5 ай бұрын

@@WerewolfofEpicnesshow not?

@WerewolfofEpicness

5 ай бұрын

@@jmanly707 what do you think was the genuine advice

Bro no joke ur my favourite youtuber right now💯

"Combined wit de hugly' 😂😂😂

"Think so?!" 😂

@cash6627

4 ай бұрын

It's tink so😂😂😂

,😂😂😂😂😂we love you Jamaicans 😂😂you are crazy 🤣🤣 love the patois

facially challenged is crazzzzzy! 😭😂

"Facially Challenged" Goes CRAZY 😂

The fkn title 😂 “yard man science”

That was actually a solid advice, lol

“Yardman science” 😂😂😂😂

"The baby must come ugly you know" 😂

“But me no want no ugly pickney” 😂😂

We need these Jamaican videos everyday. 😂

NO WAY HE SAID "CROSSY" 💀

That's it, im moving to Jamaica

We got some island biologists over here ❤

Damn that’s like the biggest compliment of a lifetime

Legends has it that bro is Consultant of Family Medicine who also has a PhD in Genetics

I never would have thought of Crossy, Out of order😅

Facially challenged is crazyyyyy. I'm remembering that one.

I actually understood this convo compared to others

It’s crazy how nice and open Jamaicans are to just talk and give advice to a random person! I respect it tho!

Jamaicans seem so friendly. All videos I see with you, they are always up for a random chat with a stranger.

He's good people, keep up the Jamaican videos, love them !

you can tell mans really thought that one through

God these Jamaican videos are so damn good..

I like how he reassured..."Never"

as a biologist I'm dying here

@AngelsProtected

5 ай бұрын

Please explain it to us then lol

@mykhailohohol8708

5 ай бұрын

@@AngelsProtected "Explain!" the fact that he entertained idea that ugliness is determined by a gene is funny. But then he goes further and produces his own hypothesis about sperm count affecting beauty lol that's just ridiculous notion and they seem to take it seriously, well at least one of them.

@MertYldz-yz4wn

5 ай бұрын

Explain it

@RossVE-ut3ui

5 ай бұрын

Explain it

@daffow4904

5 ай бұрын

@@RossVE-ut3uiare you r

He really went straight to the baby gonna be ugly. Mad respect for that nut up.

Filming yourself loitering in front of a no loitering sign, genius

Still trying to figure out if "never ...😐" Was sarcasm or not 😂😂

Man never misses😂😂❤❤

Oof to all the Crossys out there 😢

@tmar8959

4 ай бұрын

Aye all crossys matter

We not making out of basic biology class with this one🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

Love this guy omg he was all in for this convo

"NO LOITERING" Both proceed to loiter unashamedly 😂

When he did the eyes thing I was thrown onto the floor 😭

Excellent control, I could tell you were close to bursting out in laughter when he said wich sperm is stronger

I felt it when he said 'never', A man of culture.

Jamaican English/patois should be a unesco protected cultural heritage

Solid advice

Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant 💯 brilliant every single video. I love them all. I just want to say thank you to Questz

I like how he said move on cause you’re not ugly. It’s sad also of course but it’s nice he’s looking out for him.

When he say, they call hey Crossy, and we understood

"But me no want an ugly pickney!" I'm dead 😅😅

Jamaicans are so intriguing. Just always so chill as if THC is in the air on the island.

I love the cadence of the Jamaican accent. Really can hear the way the native language rules compliment english.

@user-dx5mg9by9y

4 ай бұрын

Patois is not a language,we speak English

Can't believe they having deep random conversations with a stranger

"Something you can work with" bruh I died😂

These are hilarious, man.

Man said never like his girl was behind the camera with a gun 😂

I know you gone think about that compliment forever

"the baby must come out ugly" 😂 😂 😂

No way they had this conversation randomly 😂😂😂😂😂

yardman is a real conversation igneous

This is genius, thank you! 😄

“Never!” 😂😂😂

something you can work with is crazy 😂

When a man says to another man you're not ugly.... that's a big compliment