XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 4 Episode 4 - You're muscly
The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 18th June 2005.
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I have listened to these almost everyday for almost a decade now….that seems like insanity, but they are just so funny and comforting.
@minboot18
Жыл бұрын
play a record!
@LiamWindle
Жыл бұрын
Me too ❤️
@rubbishopinions6468
Жыл бұрын
Judging by your name I have to wonder if Karls voice just... does it for you? He'd be happy with that.
@jianblundell6038
Жыл бұрын
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
@elgerardoedwardio2498
Жыл бұрын
Ditto. It's amazing what habits we can cultivate given a couple of years
"this other monkey comes in right... Somethings said..." *bellowing laughter* "right, forget it" "XFM" classic 😂
@ToweTiih
Ай бұрын
AHAHAHA AAHAH🤣🤣🤣
The best thing about these (there's not really a bad thing about them tbh) is the smile you get when you look at the title, because you know exactly the moment it's referring to
@CORNISHDUDE
5 жыл бұрын
You're muscly
@bucketman_1337
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite title has to be "It Was Pushing People Off Their Bikes"
@siobhanwilliams8450
3 жыл бұрын
I just read the title and smiled!
@christmasdonkey86
3 жыл бұрын
‘You’re muscly’ is by far my favourite line from any material these 3 produced, I’m in stitches every time! I’m here now for the hundredth time to hear it!
@sirloin7633
3 жыл бұрын
Are you familiar with the phrase " 'undreth monkey"?
''Thank you, STEVE MERCHANT, we love, MUGS..'' Lmao
@The_realist_realtor
Ай бұрын
12:52 ✌️
This podcast has done more for me then 7 years of antidepressants and sleeping pills.
@christmasdonkey86
5 ай бұрын
Mate, I feel you so much
@ToweTiih
5 ай бұрын
HAHAH same for me 😅
@ideamachine39
3 ай бұрын
Absolute
The best ending to a Monkey news and show “Something’s Said”
You are all amazing people who share this utter dribble of genius with me.
@CARLIN4737
4 жыл бұрын
It's nonsense isn't it. No worries wonder nobody got it at the time. They talk absolute shiite. Takes years to buy into Karl's buffoonery!😉
@tomrodwell9911
3 жыл бұрын
Play a record you're an idiot
"Do you know how many baftas we've won? We can do what we want." "High five" "six"
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
😁
The muscely story on the train is one of my favorites!
@CARLIN4737
4 жыл бұрын
Classic 😉
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
4 жыл бұрын
18.29
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
4 жыл бұрын
They’re always talking! 😂😂😂
@Christoff070
4 жыл бұрын
@@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 cheeeerssss Danny boy
@carolynrjackson
2 жыл бұрын
Best story.
"Something's said" 😂😂
Karl's retort to Ricky saying about Auntie Nora putting a valance on everything is one of his best lines
@crackernipple6020
10 ай бұрын
You can hear the little smile on his baldy mancy head
@GaryisHuman
Ай бұрын
Aunty Nora is foe sure Karl's mom, they slipped up in one episode, can't remember which one
Does it still take everyone else a minute before they get (remember) the rockbusters 😂 even after the 20th time listening
@nin920
4 жыл бұрын
The Eh Me Winehouse I can always get lol
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
4 жыл бұрын
EVERY FING TIME Nick 👍👍👍
@jakehixon4073
2 жыл бұрын
Only one I get is wet knee Houston.
@Eddyn6
Жыл бұрын
i always get 'yolk oh no'
@AA-hg5fk
9 ай бұрын
Nah I know them all before Karl even gives the initials now.
Ricky's laugh at 7:16 😄 like a cat being squoze.
54:43 - Ricky gets annoyed about how ludicrous it is to have to choose between being deaf and blind... I swear a couple of seasons ago he was asking Karl if he'd rather have lobster claws or a horn on his head hahahaha
@CARLIN4737
4 жыл бұрын
Ricky is beyond reproach because he's the Daddy. He talks more shiite than karl.😉
@bucketman_1337
4 жыл бұрын
That and, like Steve has said, Ricky often sounds like he's setting the evening standard
@DovahFett
Жыл бұрын
He was admittedly drunk/suffering from a hangover during that show.
"Sir" "What is it Simpkins ?" "You've got a nob on your arm" "Don't worry about that, do your maths"
I love the way they're talking about this secret auntie that they can't mention but have said 'auntie Nora' around 20 times in the first five minutes..
@HopeVJustice
7 жыл бұрын
7:01
@hogwash_tinpenny
7 жыл бұрын
Or is it Aunt Inora? I could never tell😂 Probably Auntie Nora tbh
@hogwash_tinpenny
7 жыл бұрын
jah dub I could never tell the way he said it and his accent
@Christoff070
4 жыл бұрын
Split tennis ball??
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
And have mentioned her loads in other episodes too lol.
Something's said...
Ricky: “And she was the one who used to put a Valance on everything?” Karl: “Well... not everything.” 😂😂
@EMursw
2 жыл бұрын
🎾
''I turned around, right. And it was.. it was.. there. Looking at me.'' - Jurassic Park
37:27 - "But, like now I'm sat here, right, with me jeans on. I don't know where I am." - These one-liners from Karl are the reason I keep coming back to these shows. I spend the next five minutes just chuckling to myself.
“… on a CRAMMED train from Manchester , I got another hour and a half of this!”
This is one of the best episodes.
The laugh Gervais squeaks out after Karl says ‘she’s got a caftan on’ always gets me
8:29: "I don't think she reads Zoo" "She's more of a nuts woman"
@lyzzlyzzy1023
11 күн бұрын
Can you explain this joke ?? I’ve never understood.
@NatS3703
11 күн бұрын
@lyzzlyzzy1023 oh zoo is a sort of magazine for adults- I think It had some nude pictures in. But the nuts magazine is a hard-core pornagraphic magazine:) so they were just laughing at the idea of Karl's aunty buying those magazines :)
“SOMETHINGS SAID” 😂😂😂
7:02 when I was kid me auntie Nor... me auntie. Oh I’m crying I swear I could listen to these shows a million times
Honestly a daytime radio show with features such as knob news and monkey news is just amazing, don't think you'd get away with it now 🤣
@JimC607
8 ай бұрын
Some of the things they got away with are actually wild. Like that episode when Ricky talks about the sex pamphlet and he straight up just says "a good alternative is to cum on a friend's back" lmao imagine hearing that sentence at 1 o clock in the day on radio
if you go to a store at the mall playing these old Xfm shows, you're welcome. 😊
@ManMoth
8 жыл бұрын
+WollongongWacko Are you really!? That's lush :-)
@WollongongWacko
8 жыл бұрын
Man Moth My customers seem confused at times, but so far no complaints 😊. (if they do I'll bung a song on)
@WollongongWacko
8 жыл бұрын
had to stop, to much potential for offense, haha.
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
8 жыл бұрын
+Man Moth Are you from Bristol, ManMoth? x
@sjn6704
8 жыл бұрын
+BigJamook lush!
Right, I'm off to bed, another night of Karl enlightening me as I blissfully sleep.
@emilyj9497
7 жыл бұрын
Like a Mancunian lullaby
@stonedoco7455
7 жыл бұрын
Garty RSPS farty
@CDbiggen
4 жыл бұрын
Some absolute drivel from Karl Pilkington.
@Christoff070
2 жыл бұрын
Make sure you have a glass of orange by your bedside table ya ffffff
Steve after giving a wedding gift... "Look at the gleam on that..."
Have I been listening to these too much or does anyone else think that 'Ey, me winehouse!' works quite well as a clue?
@shanilemeow2942
7 жыл бұрын
You OD'd on these shows, then.
@emilyj9497
7 жыл бұрын
The first step is admitting you have a problem. LoL!
@akay0000
7 жыл бұрын
And what about 'Christ, di berg!' ?
@nadiaal-fattal6220
4 жыл бұрын
@@akay0000 my fave!
@stfnkblm6738
4 жыл бұрын
Almost all of them worked, Ricky was just mad he couldn't figure them out
Steve's quip " they won't get fooled again" is criminally underrated.
@Tokyodrift5000
5 ай бұрын
I feel like Steve's puns get missed quite a lot
I can't be the only on who falls asleep to Ricky
@stoox006
7 жыл бұрын
Hogwash_Tinpenny don't worry, you're with your people here. We all do it :) I also shower to these, wash dishes, travel...
@hogwash_tinpenny
7 жыл бұрын
Omg same, I washing dishes rn while listening to Hitler's Knob😂
@MrMongoose221
7 жыл бұрын
Haha I can't do any household chores without making sure I've got an XFM or podcast lined up by these three and I actually fall asleep to other stuff now but for a good few years I couldn't sleep without these.
@dannymckay7148
7 жыл бұрын
'I was listening to Hitler's knob,' that's not a sentence you hear everyday hahahaha.
@jamestodd1104
4 жыл бұрын
Problem with sleeping to these is you are just about to get off and a belter from Karl comes out and you are pissing thi sen.
Think that guy who made the XFM big beat jingle still gets listened to millions of times across youtube, respect random beat maker dude
39:13 “But what’s wrong with him touching it anyway-“ “Oh hello!”
Every time I have to hear Ricky chewing into the microphone for a minute straight it dose my head in. Especially after he had a go at Karl for the same thing.
I love how he says he can’t talk about Auntie Nora and then proceeds to say “Auntie Nora” about 6 times 😂😂
Karls "so what side does he wear?" at 44:40 is incredible from him, always brings it back
thank you STEVE MERCHANT for your wonderful gift. We love MUG
This is why Maggie is always asking these questions on Extras
Steve’s taking notes of how many times Karl says “n that” but we’re taking notes of how many times Steve says the word “arbitrary” as well as how many times he actually uses the word correctly 😂
@wightmand
3 жыл бұрын
yes - he tends to use it in a somewhat arbitrary manner.
@williamsmith666
3 жыл бұрын
Man alive!
@Christoff070
3 жыл бұрын
Eyes bulging with arbitrary riches
@Super_tramp142
2 жыл бұрын
Can you make note of how many times he tells the crouching tiger hidden dragon cinema story as well!
@GrubShackBaby
2 жыл бұрын
@@Super_tramp142 that story really is interminable.
"something's said"
39:12 Steve's "Oh 'ello" is just beautiful
I'm in for a week long seizure induced epilepsy test, this shall be my playlist the whole time. Trigger me Karl!
One of Karl's best anecdotes ever... 18:18
@northernpunx1978
2 жыл бұрын
Ricky’s insane laugh when he says “you’re muscley” haha love it
@bainesy1us
Жыл бұрын
Probably the funniest thing ive ever heard. Has me in tears every time
@bonjour2098
Жыл бұрын
Little fella there..
@rubbishopinions6468
Жыл бұрын
Ricks sniggering in the background before building to a crescendo where he explodes on the muscley line. Definitely an all time classic.
@kieranwhite6647
Жыл бұрын
The thud in the background after Karl says 'down syndrome kid' always gets me. I imagine it's Ricky trying to contain his laughter and banging on the desk
Ay! My wine house! xD
I automatically started laughing once I read the title. Love that story
@chester6514
Жыл бұрын
Why?
Ay me wine house is Karl’s finest rock busters moment!!
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
4 жыл бұрын
Simon Davies Yes, one of my favs. And once again made 10 times better by Gerv’s laugh.
I love how Karl says muscly
@Wackyfox
3 жыл бұрын
Must-leh.
54:10 -"it wouldn't be money" is one of my favourate lines :.)
"That comes in, somethin's said" 😂😂
rockbusters, the only quiz that makes me cry with laughter Buggulls.........
I love Ricky’s laugh at 20.13
This episode is up there in my top 10
"I'm sat here right with my jeans on I don't know where I am"
we love *mugs*
19:07 "little fella there..." the beginning of an unforgettable tale.
"I prefer them to go, 'Its a tricky one, this." Hahahaha
Who else REALLY wants to hear, 'Turkish Prisoners Made Hole In Cell Wall to Produce Third Inmate?'
@user-dh1yq5cz9v
2 жыл бұрын
i don't really even understand how it's knob news tbh
@C_Xx7xX
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-dh1yq5cz9v I hope you're joking 😂
@user-dh1yq5cz9v
2 жыл бұрын
@@C_Xx7xX I'm really not lmao
@C_Xx7xX
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-dh1yq5cz9v They made a hole in the wall to insert a part of the anatomy...hence being nob news! 😂
@user-dh1yq5cz9v
2 жыл бұрын
@@C_Xx7xX right, but who's the third inmate 😭
3:30 Ricky choosing a fake name for Karl, Brent Hogwell (David Brent from Wernham Hog). Interesting where his mind went
@dominicturner77
Жыл бұрын
I've picked up on loads of stuff they have used elsewhere
These 3 are just timeless brilliant. The train trip story 😂 never gets old.- xfm rules
These have really helped with getting through having influenza. Thanks again Man Moth.
7:16 That laugh tho
I'm from Bald Knob, Arkansas.
@AA-hg5fk
Жыл бұрын
Americans... They do me 'ed in.
@edmunddonnelly3881
Ай бұрын
@@AA-hg5fkMe too. Get on me nerves.
28:12 "that's a hell of a funeral service". did anyone else catch that lol :)))))))))
Chris Campling is another comedy character written by Gervais and Mitchlings. As we're Dicky Anderson and myself.
SHLONGGGG 'man grows nob on his arm' how can anyone dislike this show
The way Steve pronounces "Joaquin Phoenix"... XD
@Milan_Smidt
8 жыл бұрын
Hwhackeen :p
@Seanh2k11
8 жыл бұрын
yh, its funny when people pronounce names correctly.
@WollongongWacko
7 жыл бұрын
+Seanh2k11 I don't think everyone knows that, still a funny sounding name
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
There's a footballer called Joaquin and the commentators pronounce his name like that too.
If this show was scripted, then Ricky and Steve are comedy geniuses.
@raydarby8642
Жыл бұрын
Well they are that anyway lol
@davidprice5678
Жыл бұрын
@@raydarby8642 Well yeah, but I mean they'd be on a different level altogether.
Little fella there
The idea of Carl making someone's day on the train is genuinely wholesome. Despite how mental it sounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@divodivo5886
2 жыл бұрын
I think we all get a bit worried where it was going, but it's a really heart-warming story and Karl learns an important lesson.😊
"sense of sight or sight of hearing" lol. Gets me every time.
I love it how the opening premise to this episode is Karl is stressed because his ripped tennis ball anecdote has gone public.
Eh! Me Winehouse lol. That's pretty good actually.
I know a Chinese fella who has recently turned 50, to be honest I was surprised it was his 50th birthday as he doesn't look that old!
@BenjaminBattington
9 ай бұрын
So he says
@AA-hg5fk
9 ай бұрын
@@BenjaminBattingtonhaha true, he could be about 35 but he's so embarrassed he says he's 50.
“It’s just a woman who rode around in a 3 wheeled bike with her husband in the basket”.
lol "somethings said"
Some of the funniest ricky, Steve and Karl moments are on this channel.
listen to these every night ( to my girlfriends annoyance) thank you manmoth !!! any plans for more Karl related material in the future??
@iMertin
8 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it
@adlalamb6229
8 жыл бұрын
I've just scanned past this comment am thought it actually said mammoth..
@DanBearon
8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Lamond Man moth?!
@louisasmiles
7 жыл бұрын
Dan Evans ricky read a headline to do with mammoths. karl thought ricky said "manmoth". got overexcited thinking scientists had created a half man half moth. funny podcast moment
@keithws2779
2 жыл бұрын
Has she left you yet? .... Oh, oh yeah, she has left him, forgot about that.
something's said...
i wonder why "wheres karl's knob" didnt catch on
@Wackyfox
3 жыл бұрын
It’s not exactly a difficult game, is it? It’s not like the answer is ever going to be “on Everest” or “hiding behind a chair”.
@chester6514
2 жыл бұрын
@@Wackyfox if he was up Everest, that would be the right answer
@Wackyfox
2 жыл бұрын
@@chester6514 he’d never go up Everest, it’s like a tip up there, mate.
@chester6514
2 жыл бұрын
@@Wackyfox he’ll have to next time he needs to get rid of a mattress he got from uncle alf
@liambennion9627
Жыл бұрын
@@Wackyfox he could easily get up there if he wanted to tho, just a quick bmx blast away. He equates going up there on a bike with completing a marathon in a car 🤣
Happy birthday legend
even to this day people think Karl isn't real and just acts out lines on air and just a creation by Gervais and Merchant, honestly I'm from Manchester, there are thousands like Karl, thick as Shite and ignorant of the world around them, Karl is 100% genuine
"Don't say that- they can't hear you."
Well, don't say that... Oh wait he can't hear you. Hahahahahaha!
From 19:30 Ricky holds in a laugh which explodes at 20:10.
After hearing Ricky pronouncing Dr. Who as "Dr. 'oo" I just realized that a large portion of the country must call it that. Funny to think that such a distinctive show title is pronounced so humorously by the people "oo" live in the country it's from.
@AA-hg5fk
Жыл бұрын
I once saw a doctor who had the surname "Oo".
Ricky's wheezy screech reminds me of the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.
The "where's Karl's Nob" competition
@TheHamboneharry
9 жыл бұрын
Jay Reeves "where is your member?"
@acarrotcrusher
9 жыл бұрын
GG tW Don't really know to be honest, what a strange question, OH, it's to the left
@TheHamboneharry
9 жыл бұрын
Jay Reeves LOL!
@cartmanofsp
8 жыл бұрын
+Jay Reeves Where's Ricky's bollocks sounded good as well.
"You know I love Chevy Chase." Explains a lot, Merch. A lot.
I best just have an arm wrestle
MAN MOTH HAHAHAHAHAHA
Does anybody else read the comments as they listen and don’t like seeing the rock busters answers. 4 series in and I’m finally thinking like Karl and getting about half right
"The use of the word 'member' suddenly."
Best episode
Ha I just love Rockbusters. 😆
Alternative Title: "Something's said . . ."
58:41 least considered "yeah" in human history.
*"Something's said.."*