XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 3 Episode 5 - Something massive came out yer nose

The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 29th November 2003.
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  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702Ай бұрын

    Who's listening in 2024? 😮❤😊

  • @conorkennedy3304

    @conorkennedy3304

    22 күн бұрын

    I have a problem with my marrow an' that.

  • @kraftytactics

    @kraftytactics

    20 күн бұрын

    @@conorkennedy3304got one stuck up your fanny?

  • @stuarthoughton58

    @stuarthoughton58

    18 күн бұрын

    I'm listening 👂 and I love it

  • @Mayor_Of_Eureka17

    @Mayor_Of_Eureka17

    17 күн бұрын

    I don't think a night goes by without it

  • @dantherobinson7626

    @dantherobinson7626

    12 күн бұрын

    8/5/24. 15:11 😁

  • @babyshambler
    @babyshambler2 жыл бұрын

    Ricky's "Didn't say that....didn't say that" during the worm story is possibly my favourite bit ever.

  • @beepbopmeepmeep

    @beepbopmeepmeep

    Жыл бұрын

    Even Karl laughed. 🤣

  • @marcuscastle

    @marcuscastle

    13 күн бұрын

    Haha always gets me that bit. I've listened to these far too often!

  • @jenanahulu
    @jenanahulu8 жыл бұрын

    I love hearing ricky laugh in the background during karls movie clips

  • @vashev7056

    @vashev7056

    8 жыл бұрын

    me too !

  • @shanilemeow2942

    @shanilemeow2942

    7 жыл бұрын

    Me too, great

  • @capnhawkins

    @capnhawkins

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's like he's in the audience at the court case and he's bursting out laughing at what's being said.

  • @MH-yu7gw

    @MH-yu7gw

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's the best!!!

  • @thesprawl2361

    @thesprawl2361

    Жыл бұрын

    That was a really good one to be fair. They're not all as good as that one.

  • @finkdifferently7763
    @finkdifferently77632 жыл бұрын

    "I'm phoning about your plugs" might be one of my favourite lines of these shows.

  • @peterb1783
    @peterb1783 Жыл бұрын

    20 years later and it's still so popular. How is this possible

  • @__D-B__

    @__D-B__

    3 ай бұрын

    Weird init

  • @JAB-Fitness
    @JAB-Fitness7 жыл бұрын

    "That's probably the most homophobic thing we've had said on the show today... Thankyou very much for your call". Makes me laugh everytime I hear it 😂

  • @stubbboss2402

    @stubbboss2402

    4 жыл бұрын

    im legit crying with laughter

  • @voodoochile333

    @voodoochile333

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arturo Bandini it would work

  • @oscarslater6123

    @oscarslater6123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arturo Bandini ask the dust

  • @lackedpuppet9022

    @lackedpuppet9022

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Alex Spots Wood You'd feel it getting pulled out and wake up. Otherwise you wake up as your buddy is making entry and it's already too late at that point.

  • @davet2825

    @davet2825

    3 жыл бұрын

    That... is the calibur.. of listener..

  • @BigPMitchell
    @BigPMitchell2 жыл бұрын

    'Hit parade or shit parade?' I always find it hard to believe this went out live on the radio on a saturday afternoon, steve at his finest 😂

  • @D.Ridge_
    @D.Ridge_7 жыл бұрын

    "With ‘er marrow. Marrow an’ that"

  • @Christoff070

    @Christoff070

    3 жыл бұрын

    Songs of phrase clue innit

  • @editsome6552

    @editsome6552

    3 жыл бұрын

    "always 'an that'"

  • @anthonyreed480

    @anthonyreed480

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would you buy a car with a duff engine?

  • @a_b897
    @a_b8978 жыл бұрын

    Karl: "I'm lookin' at the woman's knob though!"

  • @Raven-Claws88

    @Raven-Claws88

    5 жыл бұрын

    You just made me spit out water with this comment laughing lool

  • @odw_99
    @odw_998 жыл бұрын

    The fact that I can identify any XFM song from 2001-05 from the end of the song haha😂😂

  • @jimmystooge

    @jimmystooge

    7 жыл бұрын

    And Every song Feeder ever recorded, from the last or first 3 seconds.

  • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    3 жыл бұрын

    A-nuh-ther planet

  • @UnderAGlassMetropolis

    @UnderAGlassMetropolis

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Feeder there with Just the Way I'm Feeling"

  • @Gen7486

    @Gen7486

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere “…TO COME BACK AROUND” 😂

  • @Dizma_Music

    @Dizma_Music

    2 жыл бұрын

    I found a playlist on Spotify yesterday that has the full versions of all the XFM songs. Amazing, haha.

  • @Fliptheflipflop
    @Fliptheflipflop Жыл бұрын

    It's so funny how Steve is alway mean to the callers

  • @kevinflemming5928
    @kevinflemming59288 жыл бұрын

    "I wanna know what kind of things I can buy this weekend" "Buttplugs?" Oh, my sides lol.

  • @odw_99

    @odw_99

    7 жыл бұрын

    "No Karl, adverts" 😂

  • @Hb9k

    @Hb9k

    7 жыл бұрын

    Excellent avatar.

  • @kevinflemming5928

    @kevinflemming5928

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hb9k, so say we all. ;D

  • @joshmallon101

    @joshmallon101

    4 жыл бұрын

    Woah. Slow down. Bum

  • @williamsmith666

    @williamsmith666

    3 жыл бұрын

    Buut pluugs.

  • @harvg123
    @harvg1234 жыл бұрын

    "Can I just stop you there... What's a Babylonian?" One of my favorite parts of any of these works of art hahahaha

  • @bobbyaxelrod5959

    @bobbyaxelrod5959

    3 жыл бұрын

    If only they had Anderson Shelters in Baba. Karl would’ve known about them.

  • @vividdylan400

    @vividdylan400

    Жыл бұрын

    Baba people

  • @KatieBlue16

    @KatieBlue16

    Жыл бұрын

    'Es from Baba?

  • @benzzodude
    @benzzodude8 жыл бұрын

    I love how Ricky is just laughing in the background during Karl's movie segment.

  • @milesmcclagan5166
    @milesmcclagan51667 жыл бұрын

    Any time they fade into Mad World it's a magic moment...

  • @chillvgm

    @chillvgm

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can just barely hear Steve say "Couldn't be any more concise!" 28:00

  • @FIELDSbass

    @FIELDSbass

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Mad World", innit?

  • @oscarsmall6370

    @oscarsmall6370

    3 жыл бұрын

    When do they do it? How many times?

  • @cfcjb
    @cfcjb2 жыл бұрын

    It’s madness that people listening to this at the time didn’t have a clue what Karl looked like

  • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    2 жыл бұрын

    many thought he was fat

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    4 ай бұрын

    Round 'ead That's all that's needed, really 😅

  • @Joethefro456
    @Joethefro4568 жыл бұрын

    Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you man moth

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    8 жыл бұрын

    Jim Lahey Very welcome mate :-)

  • @nueee8878

    @nueee8878

    8 жыл бұрын

    Man Moth to the rescue after the sad, sad demise of Toby's channel!

  • @Milan_Smidt

    @Milan_Smidt

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jim Lahey How do you know what he wears

  • @gibbs7444

    @gibbs7444

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Milan Smidt and 90 others why would a moth wear a cape when it has wings?

  • @Milan_Smidt

    @Milan_Smidt

    8 жыл бұрын

    your logic is impeccable

  • @eljeffrinho
    @eljeffrinho10 ай бұрын

    When Karl says the name of the song by Toffee 'Born Depressed' and Steve instantly replies "oh dear" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I always get that song stuck in my head for days after I hear it...

  • @JimC607

    @JimC607

    7 ай бұрын

    It actually is a decent tune. At some point they must've realized "Toffee" was a woeful name because they eventually changed it to "Drill Queen" lol

  • @GuyWithACamera23
    @GuyWithACamera239 жыл бұрын

    Definitely one of the best episodes, It has so many great bits. Marrow, the whole leech thing, "from baba". Classic stuff.

  • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    2 жыл бұрын

    their earlier work was much stronger material. The scriptwriting went downhill after season 3 in my opinion

  • @Thebossstage1

    @Thebossstage1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere Scriptwriting? You think this is scripted?

  • @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015

    @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Thebossstage1 I think he's taking the piss based on that bloke who wrote the review of the show saying it was scripted and KP was a character etc.

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    Жыл бұрын

    Butt plugs...

  • @fraserwebster8761
    @fraserwebster8761 Жыл бұрын

    I so wish these were recorded in the era where radio shows/podcasts were filmed, imagine being able to see this conversation?!

  • @user-zy9yg2eu5t

    @user-zy9yg2eu5t

    3 ай бұрын

    It would ruin it

  • @Milan_Smidt
    @Milan_Smidt8 жыл бұрын

    "Eyyyyyy!!!! There's naught so barm as cakes!! Know me know my ways! Get out ya twiddled flunt!"

  • @Crimson34533

    @Crimson34533

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Milan Smidt and 90 others what kind of an attitude is that?

  • @WollongongWacko

    @WollongongWacko

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm not rude me, it's whats in me 'ead

  • @pizzaboy1250

    @pizzaboy1250

    7 жыл бұрын

    Milan Smidt and 90 others I don't understand it lol. I'm American =/

  • @Milan_Smidt

    @Milan_Smidt

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Govatos me neither. I'm Dutch

  • @Crimson34533

    @Crimson34533

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Govatos he's basically saying that he's an ass and that if you don't like it tough

  • @dwaynepipe6387
    @dwaynepipe63875 жыл бұрын

    He had a look of frightenedness 😂

  • @thebootyconsumer5141

    @thebootyconsumer5141

    Жыл бұрын

    Legged it

  • @justaghost2687

    @justaghost2687

    Жыл бұрын

    Medical Frightenedness

  • @bluetimmy24
    @bluetimmy248 жыл бұрын

    "He's from Baba"

  • @The_ZeroLine

    @The_ZeroLine

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tim Staples ancient baba

  • @cooperwebb7389

    @cooperwebb7389

    3 жыл бұрын

    The most underrated pilkington classic

  • @BriahnAznable

    @BriahnAznable

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cousins of the Papa people

  • @__D-B__

    @__D-B__

    3 ай бұрын

    Papa people

  • @bladeashby2722
    @bladeashby27228 жыл бұрын

    The best opening 21 minutes of any show!

  • @a_b897

    @a_b897

    7 жыл бұрын

    Definitely!!

  • @HopeVJustice

    @HopeVJustice

    7 жыл бұрын

    Another top episode!

  • @steveshorter

    @steveshorter

    7 жыл бұрын

    The next 10 minutes are pretty great as well

  • @bladeashby2722

    @bladeashby2722

    7 жыл бұрын

    +short steve oh, don't get me wrong, not taking anything away, it's a cracking show. All of the shows are dynamite.

  • @bobbyweezer
    @bobbyweezer9 жыл бұрын

    I am very relieved to find these here... don't know what I'd do without them.

  • @rkandathil
    @rkandathil Жыл бұрын

    55:00 to 55:25 is the funniest moment (to me) out of the entirety of these series. When I first heard it, I remember almost getting into a car accident because I laughed so hard, teared up, and couldn't see where I was going 🤣

  • @ItsAnthonySousa

    @ItsAnthonySousa

    Жыл бұрын

    This is my first ever comment on a youtube video but I might have to agree with you. This one gets me every single time.

  • @lucaslorenz8812

    @lucaslorenz8812

    10 ай бұрын

    Karl Pilkington, king of the land of Baba 😂

  • @trendybistro

    @trendybistro

    8 ай бұрын

    Is from baba

  • @jacktaylor2968

    @jacktaylor2968

    7 ай бұрын

    The one that got me the most is stuffing socks in a rubber bag

  • @ayy2193

    @ayy2193

    6 ай бұрын

    Lol he says it with confidence and Baba sounds like a caveman sound

  • @nueee8878
    @nueee88788 жыл бұрын

    "She 'ad a problem with 'er marrow."

  • @CounterNerd

    @CounterNerd

    8 жыл бұрын

    Er marrow n that..

  • @HopeVJustice

    @HopeVJustice

    7 жыл бұрын

    "I thought you meant she had one stuck up her fanny..."

  • @lobsterairsoft499

    @lobsterairsoft499

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nu Eee maaaaroooow

  • @ImpulseGenerator

    @ImpulseGenerator

    6 жыл бұрын

    "What's the point spending money on her if she's gonna die anyway?"

  • @teo5146

    @teo5146

    4 жыл бұрын

    I dont understand what Ricky understood

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS37037 жыл бұрын

    i love how when it comes to Rick, Steve & Karl- everyone: gay, straight, chinese, english, old, young, female and male are...fellas" :.)

  • @gangabiss

    @gangabiss

    5 жыл бұрын

    little fellas

  • @gleam6370

    @gleam6370

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pudding Brain I think it only comes to Karl

  • @MrSkinnyWhale

    @MrSkinnyWhale

    4 жыл бұрын

    Little old Chinese lesbian fella

  • @studkickass513

    @studkickass513

    3 жыл бұрын

    Need to edit that one with MPaixao's change for it to make sense / be correct 😉

  • @Scallion_D

    @Scallion_D

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget the Jamaican fellas.

  • @oscarslater6123
    @oscarslater6123 Жыл бұрын

    in 2014 i was in the hospital cause i fucked my knee up so badly and had to have an operation, i was given such a high amount of drugs that i started telling the nurse about the ancient babylonian thing, crying my eyes out with hysterical laughter about how Karl said “from Baba”. I was 14 then and that was my first time around on the XFM loop. I think about that moment every time i come back to this episode

  • @sophieelliottsmerdon
    @sophieelliottsmerdon8 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the uploads, Man Moth. Listen to these every night to get to sleep!

  • @spider5600
    @spider56005 жыл бұрын

    It weird listening to these radio shows as I used to go into London on a near weekly basis when I was a young kid. So I've been in and/or walked passed almost all the locations they have mentioned on the radio show which I cant help but think about when I find myself around those areas again. The Virgin Megastore that used to be In Oxford Circus where Steve bought that PS2 before presumably going to the walking down the road to the HMV near the former Sega World/Funland Arcade and seeing that he could have got the PS2 and GTA 3 for £20 less. The fact that China Town is not so much a town but a street with Bright orange chicken in the windows, one pagoda and two betting shops The Mc Donald's in Leicester Square two minutes away from the XFM offices where they got the burgers from for Karls World Record Breaking attempt (There should be a blue English heritage plaque for that) The 'freaks' who live in Forbidden Planet. Cant say what that place used to be like though but one of my favourite stores though I have also seen that chef clothing shop that they mentioned once and possibly that antique store with the "Old Russian wood" and The most expensive pub in London in Covent Garden That newsagents where Steve said that it looked like she was trapped by snacks and had to sell her way out of it. That I believe is/was outside of Tottenham Court Road station which I think is where he 'haggled" for a Laptop There was a nice Japanese restaurant Ten Ten Tei that I used to be taken to, Great food but some of the worst toilets I've ever seen. Id rather use that one in trainspotting. But we never went further down that road as much as I wanted to just to satisfy a curiosity as to what could be down there. Now that I'm older and have been down that road myself I realise why. All the sex shops, not a complaint just an observation. If anyone wants a Ricky Gervais Show XFM tour of London let me know lol

  • @wanalikdemfeet

    @wanalikdemfeet

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want the tour!!! LOL

  • @fumblearound

    @fumblearound

    4 жыл бұрын

    Are you trying to sleep on Tottenham Court Road?!

  • @UnbelievablyGauche

    @UnbelievablyGauche

    11 ай бұрын

    Are you still doing tours? Im coming over in July. I was making a list of all the spots they mentioned. So your comment was a great help.

  • @q3znw6j88aywnwy
    @q3znw6j88aywnwy8 жыл бұрын

    E took is own ed off

  • @bensmith5288

    @bensmith5288

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's not from the Lancashire minepits of 1910 mate

  • @q3znw6j88aywnwy

    @q3znw6j88aywnwy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bensmith5288 piss off

  • @AhmedKarimNL
    @AhmedKarimNL5 жыл бұрын

    I love how the intro for mad world starts playing after ''Who took his head off? He took his own head off?''.

  • @HollyMarieParsons
    @HollyMarieParsons4 жыл бұрын

    It’s so frustrating when you want to answer a question or something they got wrong but then you remember how long ago this was recorded 😂

  • @tommymaguire7407

    @tommymaguire7407

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holly Parsons yup, like the skull thing in the theatre. It wasn’t a frustrated failed actor, it was Tchaikovskys skull. He loved the theatre and loved Shakespeare and donated his skull after his death. Karl had half the story and embellished the rest. Brilliant.

  • @FEARYOYOYO

    @FEARYOYOYO

    11 ай бұрын

    @@tommymaguire7407he might’ve mildly put off by the name too. They would picked up o that.

  • @skillbomb8823

    @skillbomb8823

    5 ай бұрын

    @@tommymaguire7407I should be clear to anyone who may be reading this, that it's not the really famous Tchaikovsky (Swan Lake et al.) but rather a different Tchaikovsky.

  • @KubbsWickedSoul
    @KubbsWickedSoul4 жыл бұрын

    “If you’re morally objectionable...”

  • @josephryan1701
    @josephryan17012 жыл бұрын

    I wish radio shows today would be this good

  • @KatieBlue16

    @KatieBlue16

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here. Without all the arse kissing that is now radio shows

  • @joemenendez7623
    @joemenendez76239 жыл бұрын

    thanks for the uploads, really given me a lot to listen to whilst I fall asleep lol

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    9 жыл бұрын

    They're great for getting you off to sleep until Ricky laughs... That penetrates the deepest slumber! More coming soon :-)

  • @joemenendez7623

    @joemenendez7623

    9 жыл бұрын

    that's so true haha

  • @joemenendez7623

    @joemenendez7623

    9 жыл бұрын

    it is nice right, like you don't have to look at anything and there isn't exactly a storyline you need to keep track of, just some friendly voices:)

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    9 жыл бұрын

    Matt Voyer Hope it worked ;-)

  • @fattyarbuckle6802

    @fattyarbuckle6802

    7 жыл бұрын

    This show has got me through so many restless nights.

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams2837 жыл бұрын

    Karls meeting with his sister in a car park was brutal 😂

  • @kraken589

    @kraken589

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jake Williams I never understood that. Did the arrange to meet there or they just happened to bump into each other?

  • @tnamuls0288

    @tnamuls0288

    5 жыл бұрын

    kraken589 I think they just bumped into each other

  • @KubbsWickedSoul

    @KubbsWickedSoul

    4 жыл бұрын

    I do understand him, though. Kids look alike.

  • @studkickass513

    @studkickass513

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kraken589 He just bumped into her randomly. He mentions it in a later episode (podcast I believe).

  • @Scallion_D

    @Scallion_D

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@studkickass513 He first mentioned it in Series 2 IIRC. Said he bumped into her in a car park in Wales lol. (His family moved there I think)

  • @louiiboi10
    @louiiboi109 жыл бұрын

    Listen to these before I sleep. Cheers man moth

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    9 жыл бұрын

    louis goff No problemo :-)

  • @PaulColeman-tn4fk
    @PaulColeman-tn4fk11 күн бұрын

    Been using "play a record" any time I can to end a conversation at work....😂

  • @yaakhee
    @yaakhee6 жыл бұрын

    Ricky at 36:00 talking about putting Karl in an acting role and how good he would be, Karl saying he would be best in deep stuff. Fast forward several years later Derek comes along and Karl is adlibing shouting at a heartless executive trying to turn a profit from the elderly 👍it's great how things work out

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Karl is sick of those pen pushers who get paid well to attend meetings and not really resolve anything.

  • @intellex551

    @intellex551

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@AA-hg5fk while he gets paid even more to usually be wrong and stare vacantly at things.

  • @stylerdyrtn1
    @stylerdyrtn12 жыл бұрын

    Everytime i hear Peter the great, i look forward to karls trouble understanding what happend, and i also get a little bit annoyed, because i cant work out how he cant work out what happend. 🤣😂

  • @KubbsWickedSoul
    @KubbsWickedSoul6 жыл бұрын

    Ricky’s spot on with Karl’s hypothetical version of the Peter the Great story. :D “In Karl’s version it would’ve been: ‘summin’ weird ‘appened right and turns out ‘e was still alive an’ so she was still ‘avin sex with body and his ‘ed was watchin’”

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who took his head off? He took his own head off?

  • @sirloin7633

    @sirloin7633

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why do you look like you have downsyndrome

  • @daniele551
    @daniele5515 жыл бұрын

    Is Karl the only person to ever do 3 films with Jack Nicholson?

  • @ferise1

    @ferise1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah, coocoo, good men and shining

  • @notmyname9261

    @notmyname9261

    4 жыл бұрын

    Huh, never noticed that!

  • @ilikedesk
    @ilikedesk8 жыл бұрын

    whatssss a babalonian?

  • @Milan_Smidt

    @Milan_Smidt

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ilikedesk Ancient baba

  • @studkickass513

    @studkickass513

    3 жыл бұрын

    'E's from Baba.

  • @alexanderandrassy3972
    @alexanderandrassy39729 жыл бұрын

    Doing a law degree, every time I need a study break I put these guys on because I just need to listen to some drivel, thanks for the uploads!

  • @SunnyDays00

    @SunnyDays00

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you graduate?

  • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SunnyDays00 yes. He set up his own law firm called bodget, wibble & podge

  • @studkickass513
    @studkickass5133 жыл бұрын

    One of the all time greatest episodes, in my humble opinion.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon72 жыл бұрын

    Karl comes up with something to moan about, eg, David Bowie changes his songs when performing live. Ricky and Steve explain that it's not true, or a misconception, and explain why it's not the way Karl thinks it is. Eg, Bowie changed a note here and there but it was a faithful rendition. Karl ploughs on without listening to a word they said, and gets annoyed at what he's just made up in his own head. Eg, the titanic not sinking. I've been listening to this formula for over a decade and it's still incredible. I'll never get tired of Karl.

  • @james_119
    @james_1195 жыл бұрын

    The Babylonian part kills me. 😂😂😂

  • @studkickass513
    @studkickass5132 жыл бұрын

    Narrator: Years later, Karl found out that his blind date was simply allergic to zucchinis.

  • 6 жыл бұрын

    20 seconds in and Im already laughing!

  • @aHUGEmistake
    @aHUGEmistake7 жыл бұрын

    'HIT parade or SHIT parade?'

  • @PinheadLarryVEVO
    @PinheadLarryVEVO5 жыл бұрын

    Jack Nicholson is getting old but before he dies I want him to hear these clips of him acting with Karl... I’d love to hear his reaction

  • @a_b897
    @a_b8975 жыл бұрын

    12:31 Ricky's "OH!" is brilliant, reminds me of his reaction when Karl was talking about Chinese people "not ageing well" for the first time!

  • @dimed2338

    @dimed2338

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also Rick’s reaction to Karl when he was about to say all Chinese people look the same is priceless

  • @louisbrennan1012

    @louisbrennan1012

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dimed2338 RIGHT!

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_5 жыл бұрын

    I like how they forgot about opening that person's mail live on air haha

  • @jackrichardson4089

    @jackrichardson4089

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe she's got a faauuulttyy tooooth

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins7 жыл бұрын

    23:01 I like the way Karl always says 'yesterday'. YestaDAY. It's kind of quaint and charming. I always pronounce it like that in daily conversation now.

  • @mrdex8527
    @mrdex85278 жыл бұрын

    he's from baba.. that part nearly killed me 😁

  • @capnhawkins

    @capnhawkins

    4 жыл бұрын

    and Evertonian's from Ever

  • @olivergallimore3490
    @olivergallimore34908 жыл бұрын

    Nice little surprise to hear the Jimquisition theme.

  • @WollongongWacko

    @WollongongWacko

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oliver Gallimore haha right

  • @cookiegaming572
    @cookiegaming5727 жыл бұрын

    Enters Jim Sterling - 48:16 seriously I was shocked when I heard that :D

  • @flare2831

    @flare2831

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jim and his trusty vole

  • @williamsmith666

    @williamsmith666

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm fucking Jim Sterling, son!"

  • @TheHappyTeacher

    @TheHappyTeacher

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was reading the comments when this exact part came on

  • @omikronweapon
    @omikronweapon8 жыл бұрын

    XFM 3-05 0:00 The Thrills - Don't Steal Our Sun 4:30 KISS - God Gave Rock 'N' Roll to You II 8:09 David Bowie - Lady Stardust 13:34 The Libertines - Don't Look Back into the Sun 13:50 Kings of Leon - Molly's Chambers 20:40 U2 - The Sweetest Thing 28:04 Michael Andrews feat. Gary Jules - Mad World 31:29 No Doubt - It's My Life 37:05 The Thorns - No Blue Sky 45:06 Outkast - Hey Ya! 46:42 Kellerton Road - Secretly 48:15 Drill Queen - Born Depressed 50:08 Picture Center - Fireworks October 1990 52:12 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama 52:28 Jet - Rollover DJ 65:32 Ash - Sometimes

  • @omikronweapon

    @omikronweapon

    8 жыл бұрын

    As several XFM fans have noted, Toffee changed their name to Drill Queen, possibly influenced by Ricky's statement that it wasn't a great name.

  • @WollongongWacko

    @WollongongWacko

    8 жыл бұрын

    I can't find that kellerton road song anywhere.

  • @omikronweapon

    @omikronweapon

    8 жыл бұрын

    +WollongongWacko the only links I found are these: www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=10971 . pl.ayli.st/Kellerton+Road/Secretly sadly seems to no longer have the correct videos. drownedinsound.com/Kellerton_Road only lists the band-members I'm guessing they were *so* 'amateur' they never got past the demo stage Interestingly, a search of one of the band members leads to tracks of Picture Center in this playlist: myspace.com/oscarandmarty . facebook.com/newmusicclublondon/ seems to be involved, but no mention of Kellerton Road. I've sent them a message asking for particulars. Will report in if anything comes up. [edit]no reply at all, bit of a shame that.[/edit]

  • @WollongongWacko

    @WollongongWacko

    8 жыл бұрын

    OmikronWeapon Thank you very much. I think it would be amazing to have those bands come back together, and play for a XFM rgs fan conference someday.

  • @Monkismo

    @Monkismo

    8 жыл бұрын

    Cheers for that. I discovered a lot of good music listening to these shows.

  • @du6167
    @du61679 жыл бұрын

    Just listening to this while working on commissions. I am getting so much work done...

  • @Christoff070
    @Christoff0703 жыл бұрын

    That feature where they play three upcoming band tracks was awesome, I wish this occured more. I'd rather here a few tracks from different bands and then vote then one track that I could take it or leave it

  • @daviddawson147
    @daviddawson147 Жыл бұрын

    I love when Karl starts winning. So Ricky quickly talks louder over the top of Karl. Always makes me smile.

  • @BrownElectrons
    @BrownElectrons5 жыл бұрын

    “I’m calling about your plugs!”

  • @sharkbite5744
    @sharkbite57449 жыл бұрын

    Something massive came out my mates nose! Doc sent it off for testing, turns out it was a lump of chicken. Apparently he had fallen asleep eating a chicken kebab, and a piece had worked its way into he's nasal passage, when it came out it looked nothing like chicken, more like some sort of brain mucus, and that's what he thought it was lol gave him a proper scare. True story that also fucking funny, when he got he's results. Lol

  • @sharkbite5744

    @sharkbite5744

    8 жыл бұрын

    Charlie Wilkinson yeah he was lol so was I a bit, you don't expect a big old bit of chicken to come out ur nose lol

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha this is brilliant! If Karl had said this story I doubt Ricky would have believed it!

  • @callumpees
    @callumpees9 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for upload I'm 15 and my dad told me about them and I love them listen when going to bed :)

  • @fattyarbuckle6802

    @fattyarbuckle6802

    7 жыл бұрын

    You have a cool dad

  • @HKNYN1

    @HKNYN1

    6 жыл бұрын

    jim bob oddly cute but you’re 17 now so it’s not as cute anymore

  • @cfcjb

    @cfcjb

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mad you are 21 now and an adult and these are still going about!

  • @FranMSK

    @FranMSK

    Ай бұрын

    Do you still listen now you're 23?

  • @YolandaB21
    @YolandaB218 жыл бұрын

    I'm loving the story of Peter the Great and Derek the Terrible (aka Derek the Rubbish).

  • @greatwhitnorth
    @greatwhitnorth8 жыл бұрын

    Bed time! Thanks man moth!

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Great Whit North Sleep well Great Whit North ;-)

  • @SunnyDays00

    @SunnyDays00

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ManMoth do you still read comments?

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline84377 жыл бұрын

    Can anyone else recite these from memory? 60+ time around.

  • @WollongongWacko

    @WollongongWacko

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin Kline close to it

  • @LJ-fm5og
    @LJ-fm5og5 жыл бұрын

    Karl's comedic timing on the movie clips is incredible

  • @babyshambler

    @babyshambler

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is. Fast forward to An Idiot Abroad where you saw the same great timing every episode. He has it naturally.

  • @thesprawl2361

    @thesprawl2361

    Жыл бұрын

    He's a comic genius. Even if most of the stuff he comes out with is just him being himself and is basically accidental, it's still all down to his sense of comic timing and absurdism. He's just a unique, wonderful creature. I do wonder sometimes what would've happened if Ricky and Steve hadn't met him though. Because as brilliant as he is, Ricky(and to a lesser extent Steve) really did polish him to a sheen and make him so much funnier than he normally is. I don't see him striking out on his own without Ricky, and I don't see any other comedian recognising and capitalising on his brilliance. It really is one of those cosmic coincidences, a proper sliding doors moment.

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@thesprawl2361 Sick of It I like to think is a parallel universe where he never got a job at xfm 😊

  • @realBorisLegasov
    @realBorisLegasov10 ай бұрын

    I’m playing these in order, like I’m sure many of you are. Almost every episode a moment comes up where I think “this is probably my favourite part of the whole series”, and then of course something even better is on the next one up. But the problem with the marrow… it’s gotta be up there.

  • @CORNISHDUDE
    @CORNISHDUDE6 жыл бұрын

    "Its why I like short stories and that"

  • @Jimbob7595
    @Jimbob7595 Жыл бұрын

    "e took 'is own 'ed off?"

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 Жыл бұрын

    48:15 - mad...I'd always wondered where that Jim Sterling title music came from... Baffled by how the two are connected

  • @jesseyjames4071
    @jesseyjames40719 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for all the great uploads Man Moth

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    9 жыл бұрын

    You're welcome mate!

  • @akay0000
    @akay00006 жыл бұрын

    20:43 Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey12945 ай бұрын

    Perrfek/ this classic never gets ole. Gota be the greatest radio show of all time-just my opin.🤝8yrs ltr

  • @gibbs7444
    @gibbs74448 жыл бұрын

    Why do so many of us listen to these to go to sleep? 😂

  • @imnotgayyy8489

    @imnotgayyy8489

    8 жыл бұрын

    Dunno! 😆😆😆💃

  • @ZPSBestProfileName

    @ZPSBestProfileName

    7 жыл бұрын

    feels like having your best mates in the room making you laugh yourself to sleep

  • @Jake-oh9im

    @Jake-oh9im

    7 жыл бұрын

    Haha. It puts us at ease... Till Ricky startles us with his laugh 😂

  • @novinophobic5995

    @novinophobic5995

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Jake dilworth even with my headphones on, Ricky's laugh can still startle my husband

  • @conolablomo
    @conolablomo6 жыл бұрын

    Love listening to these, thank for uploading!

  • @danielsemple5875
    @danielsemple58758 жыл бұрын

    listen to these on loop!! Thanks man moth!

  • @te7423
    @te74239 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for uploading these!

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hope you enjoy Tom :-)

  • @heythisisminenotyours
    @heythisisminenotyours2 ай бұрын

    The Pilkington family history snippets we get fascinate me.

  • @FanVarious
    @FanVarious6 жыл бұрын

    love to see these three back.

  • @joshcartwright9847
    @joshcartwright98478 жыл бұрын

    Jimquisition intro in the middle

  • @vxmarcusxv
    @vxmarcusxv6 жыл бұрын

    "I wanna know what to buy over the weekend" "Butt plugs ?"

  • @neilskywalker783
    @neilskywalker7832 жыл бұрын

    Something that has just occurred to me listening today after many years of listening, Karl has stories about his brother in the army, past Xmas times, his brother womanising etc, but not a single story about his sister, apart from this brief mention. I wonder why?

  • @Bevis97

    @Bevis97

    6 ай бұрын

    i think she was even older than his brother so she probobly wasn't around too much

  • @Lamedvavnik
    @Lamedvavnik8 жыл бұрын

    We see how Karl got into acting here... Little dos he know he'd be dougy the caretaker. The best character in Derek

  • @omikronweapon

    @omikronweapon

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Matt Russell Although I wouldn't call what he did there 'acting', I was pretty disappointed when he was gone after just a few episodes...

  • @cartmanofsp

    @cartmanofsp

    8 жыл бұрын

    +OmikronWeapon He got out whilst he could. Load of shite that show was.

  • @GooglyEyedJoe

    @GooglyEyedJoe

    8 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure one part of the reasons for him leaving Derek other than being nervous with acting was the fact that he was literally playing the exact same relationship with Ricky he has in real life except on national television. Like when Derek tackled Dougie and just sat on him, Ricky does that in real life to Karl or when Derek got on Dougies nerves, Ricky does that in real life consistently etc so it was like Ricky was once again paying Karl to be a clown for him to mess about with so I'd guess Karl wanted to just go off on his own for a bit back to Moaning of Life where he at least had a bit of a say in what he could do.

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@GooglyEyedJoe have you seen Sick Of It?

  • @BobbyTMF

    @BobbyTMF

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris really? I loved it

  • @rickewilde
    @rickewilde9 ай бұрын

    Baba....Enough said😂😂

  • @strawberryshortcake1680
    @strawberryshortcake16803 жыл бұрын

    Wish I got to see Bottom live 😞

  • @johgus96jg
    @johgus96jg8 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand the people who say Karl is a genius when he constantly proves the opposite. He's damn funny and occationally says something other people don't think of but that's because he has no sense of critical thinking and belives pretty much anything he reads or hears as long as he finds it amusing enough.

  • @hannsvernor5125

    @hannsvernor5125

    8 жыл бұрын

    +johgus96 it like he has two "right" brains

  • @MrElephantBeach

    @MrElephantBeach

    6 жыл бұрын

    johgus96 He’s just saying things that he knows will get a strong reaction from Ricky.

  • @TheManorBeast

    @TheManorBeast

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s some sort of suspension of reality Because the stuff he says is funny they also want it to be true 😂 He’s actually really, really stupid. In the genuine sense of the word. He’s not autistic but his brain has not travelled into the future with his body since he was a child

  • @Scallion_D

    @Scallion_D

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's really a fool. I can't believe people actually think he isn't!

  • @omikronweapon

    @omikronweapon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Scallion_D he hásn't even got the common sense, he claims he has. Fucker can't even listen to a story about 3 people without grasping the fact that there's twó men in there instead of one, cutting his ówn head off...

  • @azzamalnahed3566
    @azzamalnahed35668 жыл бұрын

    I love you, Man Moth

  • @jamestaylor1445
    @jamestaylor14455 жыл бұрын

    One of the great episodes this one

  • @KatieBlue16
    @KatieBlue16 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm calling about your plugs" "Well, not my plugs...." 🤣🤣

  • @hankochai
    @hankochai2 жыл бұрын

    “So would ‘e ‘ave wore a jumper for pants?” 😂😂😂😂😂 Dying.

  • @thecurmudgeon3131
    @thecurmudgeon31316 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, "someone from Baba" caught me off guard.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon72 жыл бұрын

    "What did you think of (every song ever played on the show), Karl?" "Yeh it's alrite"

  • @AshTray-_-
    @AshTray-_-9 жыл бұрын

    'its from baba' jesus fuck hahaha 55:10

  • @cameronbutterwick4939
    @cameronbutterwick49399 жыл бұрын

    Man moth you're a fucking hero

  • @ManMoth

    @ManMoth

    9 жыл бұрын

    Cameron Butterwick Haha, cheers Cameron!

  • @SugarHighHeather
    @SugarHighHeather5 жыл бұрын

    After hearing this years ago I got some stuff from picture centre and listen to it all the time. It’s

  • @jamiel.harding4554
    @jamiel.harding45543 жыл бұрын

    ‘Walking in today...’ ‘Well you don’t walk - you mince, don’t ya?’