The Gay Frogs, the lying to your son, and the Herpes vaccine had me dying.

Everyone paying too damn much attention to these theories and ignore the conspiracy realities...

First guy stole the moon thing.

@him7676

Жыл бұрын

Source? I thought I heard it before

@Vintage_geek

Жыл бұрын

@@him7676 That's a bit from Sam Morrill if i'm not mistaken. Almost verbatim.

@somkeshav4143

Жыл бұрын

@@Vintage_geek wait really? Is there a clip of it?

@ahoy4301

Жыл бұрын

Gru

Last guy the best! All good.

Whenever I hear someone giving the "microchip" speech, I usually point out that they are already paying for the microchip in their cell phone. The same cell phone they used to look up how the government is microchipping people haha. I remember the first time I heard the microchip conspiracy. It was back when they changed the tan m&m's to the blue ones. I had a buddy that said the new blue ones would have nanobots in them that would eventually connect together into the microchip if you ate enough of them 🤣🤣🤣 Total bullshit of course

I like the Luke dude 🤣

Kyle Kinane .... & the Trader Joe's parking lot conspiracy 😁

@dagnymactaggart7654

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I kinda agree

Ron Funches is funny.

I don’t spread conspiracy theories, just spoiler alerts…

The frogs turning gay isn’t even a conspiracy theory anymore and people love to bring it up

@ashleytierneyprivat5647

Жыл бұрын

She did say it's what it USED to be like ;-)

I think some people are confusing the definition of 'conspiracy' with 'Commercial-Marketing'.

the moon is cheese

Funny!

I want to believe...

The salty conspiracy theorist posts are exactly what I was looking for, thank you.

Jolly Roger Grifting at a distance hypothesis

So we're going to act like that moon joke was his and not a very popular meme ?

Yes yes.

First joke was stolen from a Tumblr post

@kotabear6556

Жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty blatantly stolen. Sad comedy central would support it.

@ZarnonElchris

Жыл бұрын

And when was this Tumblr post? Because that standup set originally aired in 2015.

@paradoxlust

Жыл бұрын

Uncle Lazer looks different with a haircut doesn't he?

@paradoxlust

Жыл бұрын

​@Topher Annicchiarico when was every tumblr post? 2006. But yeah, I'm afraid - stolen both times. It's a trope.

@johntuel2375

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much every quote I have seen on the internet ever since the internet was created was stolen from somebody that actually said it live somewhere first. Nowadays most videos just copy eachother or use the same audio line over and over and have no creative talent whatsoever. It is currently the generation of the copycats. I'm more inclined to think somebody saw the comedian say it and then posted it on tumblr.

Sara Schaefer I’m going to check her out that was on POIIIINT 😂

How big is the moons shadow in an Eclipse.CAST ON EARTH....no theory its a QUESTION. How wide the moons shadow

@johncommoncommon9671

Жыл бұрын

Im being followed by a moons shadow moon shadow moon shadow

@johncommoncommon9671

Жыл бұрын

If a vaccine was an oral pill..wtf. are you insisting..INVASIVE prick

the 'gay frogs' thing is very real

@PhreeLark

Жыл бұрын

Did Obama do it though?

@roninbeing8510

Жыл бұрын

@@PhreeLark is that the full joke tho

@toybokz

Жыл бұрын

It’s half true the whole truth is actually worse the frogs weren’t “turning gay” they were mutating so that the females started growing penises and it is caused by a chemical called Atrazine which is also in our drinking water :)

Everyone trying to out a person trying from your couch suck swamp water and you know it☆☆

Ehhhh d list comedy

Yesterday’s conspiracy theorist is today’s reality analyst. How anyone of even mediocre intelligence could’ve lived thru the whole Covid psyop and still be using that tired, CIA-borne phrase, that alternative to critical thinking, is beyond me.

Not funny

Uhhh he basically turned known memes into jokes...

We will see who has the last laugh about all the vax jokes 👀😂😂. Hope your heart don’t give out randomly for no reason at all

@MauriceGucci

Жыл бұрын

how are the cick-fil-a orders coming along?

@brucehansen7949

Жыл бұрын

#1 profession who refused/quit/got fired for not taking it... nurses and doctors. Hmmm they prob are taking orders at chick fil a now thanks to the communist pos government Satanists

@MauriceGucci

Жыл бұрын

@xRzeropoint79 damn, doctor brain damage here educating the masses

@zuzupetals4794

Жыл бұрын

Yes, rubella and mumps can give you a heart attack..... Get a vaccine.

@Mastablastaa704

Жыл бұрын

@@MauriceGucci lmao it’s Sunday bro obviously we are closed

The Trump situation was funny. Everybody hated him and then I came along sharing memes of him being a time traveler. The prediction of events in The Simpsons is just proof of time traveling. 🎯 They didnt know what to say about that. 🍿🫢