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0:14 That guardsman went out like a boss. Not only did get sent flying by that Daemon Price and miraculously survived. He got up and charged back into the fight. RIP you legend.

@xSinisterSixx

Жыл бұрын

WITH A GUN. He charged for the love of the fight

@seb2750

11 ай бұрын

He got spit roasted for his valor. F for valiant guardsman

@picklecream_productions8880

Ай бұрын

what game is it?

@louiss2595

2 күн бұрын

@@picklecream_productions8880dawn of war soulstorm

This sounds like an amazing tournament just plain old random fun. THE TOURNAMENT MANGER MUST BE A DISCIPLE OF TEZSECH!!!!!

@19kp.

2 жыл бұрын

It’s titsnitch

@foolishlyludicrous

2 жыл бұрын

Just As Planned

@bulldozer8950

Жыл бұрын

Ya this sounds fun, but only occasionally and only if you know the rules are gonna be crazy.

@tyranitorn8632

Жыл бұрын

*manager

I remember my one and only table top experience back in 2006. I was a six year old and my dad took me to his friend’s hobby store (his friend was the store owner) to play Flames of War. I was bored sitting around looking at things so I asked my dad If I could roll for him and he said no. Since I was just a toddler I started to cry over that, so my dad’s friend let me roll for him, I rolled mostly 6s and wiped out about 3-5 of my Dad’s crusader tanks. I remember it like yesterday with his friends telling I helped Darth Vader (since I was too young to know what nazis are and I was rolling for the Germans) because I betrayed my father and gave the Axis powers the win

@timroddle3618

2 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro(not the meme actually mean it)

@coldessa1210

2 жыл бұрын

How did your dad react to this?

@genericname42

2 жыл бұрын

Revenge is sweet.

@olgagaming5544

2 жыл бұрын

Such a sweet story, can I post it on a Facebook group

@joshuadunford3171

2 жыл бұрын

@@coldessa1210 I don’t remember clearly but I think he accepted it

"These wolves are bread for war." That's pretty badass when it comes to player on player responses.

@tyranitorn8632

Жыл бұрын

*bred

@SmurphofChaos

Жыл бұрын

Yummy- I love bread! XD

@seb2750

11 ай бұрын

wolf bread? meat loaf!

The part where a hive tyrant a massive monster that can eat literal tanks can’t do anything cuz a bunch of guardsmen are standing around him is hilarious I heard the dawn of war line “I cannot move” and saw that meme of the kid stuck in sand upto his neck crying and imagined the hive tyrant. That was some major bs lol

@flamestoyershadowkill6400

2 жыл бұрын

perfect meme moment that would've fit into tts when it was still running

'Change. Sides.' OK now that is both genius and terrifying. How well do you do against your own deployment?

@genericname42

2 жыл бұрын

Simply put I play fluffy so probably I'll destroy the opponent if i even get to the third round

@marleen14

2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine squidward wanting to watch everyone suffer.

@kacpero02

2 жыл бұрын

I would table my deployment cuz i have no foresight

@KertaDrake

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine knowing that ahead of time and bringing a singular Chaos Spawn for your whole army.

@bunnymaster7507

2 жыл бұрын

Well.... every time i deploy i say "WHY DID I DO THIS THEY DEPLOYED SO MUCH BEEETTTEERRRRR"

Tournament Organizer: Switch sides! Me: *packs up models and goes home*

Worst 40k tournament I ever took part in was a doubles tournament. My best friend and I entered together, his Imperial Fist and my Storm Warden space marines. Game 1: Played two other marine players; one with Blood Angels, the other Salamanders (though using Dark Angels minis) in an objective taking battle. We got to have one full game turn in the two and a half hour game length because the Salamanders guy argued EVERYTHING WE DID from moving minis, to shooting to rolling dice. And I don't mean rules bickering, he interrogated us as to why we were doing such things as moving our units and shooting at his. So when it's their 2nd turn, the announcers call that there's 30 mins remaining. So this guy deliberately stalls and does everything as slow as possible to drag out their turn that even his teammate scolded him. So when our turn arrives, they say there's a minute left to round up the games. So we ran everything we had up to contest the objectives. The Salamanders guy barks at us to stop moving and that the game is over. We ignored him and moved all our units. As soon as we've finished, they call time up. Salamander guy then calls over one of the staff and says we cheated. His teammate says no, we didn't but he continues to kick up a stink. So, fed up with his whining, we told the staff member we forfeit. If he wanted the win that badly, he could have it. We shook the hand of his teammate who apologized for his behavior and we wished him good luck (he was gonna need it and an infinite amount of patience to deal with that for another two games) Game 2: Played against a SINGLE opponent, who wandered in late and had no teammate...also no army. So they supplied him with 2k of Eldar. He really didn't know what he was doing and despite our efforts to be as sporting and helpful as we could to him, we tabled him in two turns. Not much else to add soo... Game 3: Played against ANOTHER solo opponent who also came in late (don't ask me why they didn't partner him with our 2nd opponent, we don't know either) and he had 1k of T'au so they loaned him another 1k, and he winds up with an army with two riptides and several crisis suits, broadsides and a lot of fire warriors. Despite the overwhelming odds in shooting, we managed to break through his lines and cut down one of the riptides and several suits and are holding strong. Then all of a sudden, as things are looking dicey for him, he forfeits. So he called over the staff and said he wanted to quit and the staff member said "Okay then...we'll call it a draw" My friend and I were gobsmacked. Usually when someone forfeits, they give all the points for that match to their opponent, that's what happened when we gave the victory to game 1's crybaby. He just shrugs and says "It wouldn't be fair on him, it's just a friendly tournament" A friendly tournament we had to pay to enter!!! Literally nothing good came out of it all. Worst tournament ever! Loved your video, man and will be subscribing to your channel to hear more. ^^

@olgagaming5544

2 жыл бұрын

So what place did you end up on

@kbunlimited

2 жыл бұрын

@@olgagaming5544 We didn't wait to hear. We just left to get something to eat. Given how the rest of it went, they probably declared everyone a winner to be fair...or that Salamanders guy won by complaining so much that they gave it to him to shut him up XD

@antonioliles5027

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbunlimited That Salamander player is exactly the kind of player I love to annoy. I hate bullies and take a very perverse pleasure in causing them pain. I am also very stubborn so I would have argued about the cheating until hell froze over.

@kbunlimited

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonioliles5027 I am too generally but it was such a disaster of a tournament that we just couldn't be bothered to give him the time of day. Better to walk away the bigger person XD

@antonioliles5027

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbunlimited Fair enough.

I like the way that space wolve guy played, he's the type of player I love.

@AKRex

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, its a blessing to have players like that out there!

@seb2750

11 ай бұрын

He is a true wolf, not a sissy. Gave as good as he got. Credit to that guy for a fight.

Been binging this channel for the past couple days. Funny underatted content.

@CommissarGamza

2 жыл бұрын

Greatly appreciate it!

@Valstrax420

2 жыл бұрын

@@CommissarGamza You're getting me into Warhammer as well.

@eulogyenclave2037

2 жыл бұрын

@@Valstrax420 if you do plan on getting into warhammer/40k, I suggest getting your models "second hand" from ebay etc. GW has been treating the fans horribly; plus you get more bang for your buck anyways by avoiding GW's gouging. Thats how I built my army, by watching out for good deals (and I've saved alot that way)

@Valstrax420

2 жыл бұрын

@@eulogyenclave2037 Yeah I saw his videos on Game Workshop and how it's a scam. I'm mostly just into the video games but I'll gave the table top games a shot.

@JeanLucCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

@@CommissarGamza that rule about charges giving initiative makes NO SENSE. Imagine charging into a hedge of bayonets and ladguns blasting full auto? That's going to slow you down Just a bit.

Interesting rule from the TO for swapping sides. No one but me touches my figures because I've seen too many sticky fingers covered in chocolate and ice cream near a table top

@manictiger

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the amount of effort and money I put into my kitbashes... Yeah, no. Ain't no one touching that, except like 1 friend I know.

@truegregthompson

2 жыл бұрын

I'd straight up tell him to fuck off unless he was willing to put $10 per mini cash in my pocket as a damage deposit he would get back if I was happy with the condition of my minis at the end.

@manictiger

2 жыл бұрын

@@truegregthompson My Grey Knights HQ primaris-scale kitbash termies are like 50 - 60 each, in parts alone. I went all-out on them.

@andregon4366

2 жыл бұрын

Just have some spare latex gloves. Problem solved.

@horusdark4343

2 жыл бұрын

I agree I seen why too any dirty hands

“Now switchhhh siiides” Bro was the tournament host George Lucas?

Commissioner Gonzo: "Damnit Conrad the Meme marines are loose we need you to send them back to the Arkham system"

@501stClonePilot

2 жыл бұрын

Arkham Prime: [LOST BY CHAOS INVASION]

0:20 that guardsman got sent flying by a demon, only to stand back up and charge right back at the demon.....ONLY TO GET IMPALED AND STOMPED ON He is truly the emperor's finest

@seb2750

11 ай бұрын

Toll the bell for him :(

@Asageun

7 ай бұрын

​@@seb2750nooo! We don't need to summon the skaven!

@picklecream_productions8880

Ай бұрын

what game is it?

It was incredibly amusing seeing a Guardsman get merely knocked over by a Daemon Prince when it swung directly at him. Dawn of War's wild.

@megan00b8

2 жыл бұрын

That guardsman is built different, dude just gets up and runs right back at the Daemon lmao

@picklecream_productions8880

Ай бұрын

what game is it?

I still remember too many games in 4th ed where a demon prince wiped the floor with my Tau. So many times. I'm not surprised that Space Wolves player was more than a little concerned by Gamza's demon prince.

@senint

2 жыл бұрын

Yee, I have nice epic memories of 4th ed in a form of ”All in Battle Royale” games I held when friends came for a visit… 😂👍

Love the stories and they way you described that tournament set up guy was freaking hilarious

I think the funniest thing I've seen without it being cheese was in 5th when me and my opponent just started a new game. Turn 1, Top of Round 1, Dark Eldar (me) vs Salamanders (opponent). He deployed in a tight firing line on the table edge, land raider with terminator squad inside, Devastator squad and Dreadnought nearby, and a Techmarine behind the land raider. First shot of the round my raider pens the land raider and causes an explosion. One terminator instead dies, 1 Devastator died, the Techmarine took a wound, and the Dreadnought broke it's las cannon. We get to morale, terminators break and run right off the nearby table edge. The Devastors follow suit. In one shot, I've removed the land raider, the terminators, the devastators, wounded the Techmarine and crippled the Dreadnought. My opponent just looks at me and goes "Play again?".

Sounds like the guy making the rules had a massive ego

@volcelraptor3983

2 жыл бұрын

Why? He just wanted to make a tournament with a bunch of zany rules to mix it up

@SoulGizmo

2 жыл бұрын

@@volcelraptor3983 he got off on enforcing the rules to no fun allowed levels imo. The swarm lord being parried by guardsmen really?

The thing I miss about the old style of content gamza is your DIY terrain that was generally engaging, also a middle finger to gw and their very greedy terrain prices, but I really like this style of video

These stories are pure gold keep it up Commissioner Ganzo

My Best Tournament win was a few months after I reread the 2e rules cover to cover and the Guard Codex came out, I'd perfected my Sniping tactics since if you took out a General all models within 12 inches had to make a brake test (A rule no one used even if they remembered it), now Guard in 2e once they got their Codex had the Opening Bombardment rules, they got an off board barrage and all the Arty on the board got to fire in "Round 0", I'd target everything on the Army Commander and most armies could be in full rout in their first round, perhaps leaving a few Heroes, Elites and "Immune To Psychology" units to face my Tanks and Heavy Weapon Squads. anyway I Was at a Tornie fielding a 2K Guard army for the first time in tournament play, over the first two days of a 3 day weekend I won six of my 10 preliminary games, four of my wins where from killing army commanders in my opening bombardment, two more wins could be credited to the routing of half the enemy or bombardment casualties and an other draw. I was docked points for "Bad Sportsmanship" for deliberate targeting of enemy generals and rules exploitation and just missed the cut for the final eight for the Finals. the #8 guy came third, in the Quarters he faced the player I'd drawn with in the Prelims and in the Semi was up against a guy from one of the stores I went to, a player I'd never beaten who ended up with the Tornies Grand Prize. But I was happy of my wins considering it was a Shite army and I was at the time a fairly mediocre player who was just gaming the rules. If I'd played the finals I doubt I'd have made it past the Quarters.

This tournament sounds amazing. Good job on the organizer for running a good bout of chaos.

I love that "Now suffer." it was so good. I can definitely see it.

This is great. Casual psychopathy - "Now switch sides" 😂😂

I love Commissioner Gonzo! :)

@CommissarGamza

2 жыл бұрын

He loves you too, MAH GUD MAN! thanks for always stopping in!

did Tzench possess this guy? these shenanigans are close to what he'd do.

@Argonisgema

Жыл бұрын

Even better. He WAS Tzench in disguise.

These stories are great. I’d be down to hear more of them from you.

@LoliMaster69227

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, love these stories!

I lost to my own army? KORNE CARES NOT HOW THE BLOOD IS SPILLED🤣

Seriously Gamza. You should give these stories a title. Somthink like "Tales from the Game store." Or "Gamza's Game store stories."

They were catachan guardsmen parrying those hits lol

Honestly, this sounds kinda fun, and also kinda not fun, like you really don't know what's next lmao. Also the space wolfs player was a real one, love that game.

I remember this one in a lifetime thing during a Tournament where you can get something called a despair, basically a massive critical fail that can basically kills one of my units. What happens is that one of my T’au snipers had gotten a despair so badly that one of my shots had rebound off of the enemy armor and kills my strongest Crisis Battle suit. Holy fuck this threw me through loop and basically nearly cost me the match. To make matters worst I was up against a guy with Khorne berserkers and was trying to rush me. I swear during this Tournament was so crazy because the despairs was destroying everyone during this, and I was one of two T’ay players during this when things went to shit, and I’ll tell you: despairing against either Khorne or Orks is very bad if you ask me

That space wolf player was a legend

"Now suffer." 😂😂😂

@CommissarGamza

2 жыл бұрын

ლ( ͡ಥД ͡ಥლ)

In our hobby shop we did a similar tourment for yugioh, the organizer said i would be a common tourment with a small twist, so everyone just bringed their usual meta deck and at the point of starting he ask for everyone's deck and then give everyone a different one, this goes for all 3/4 rounds and in the final round everyone uses their opponents deck

How well could 616 Dr Doom do in Warhammer 40k with his full arsenal including the cosmic siphone which allows him to take god like powers from cosmic beings like pre retcon beyonder for example? Would he survive and start his own empire or will he be DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDD?

@gitss7367

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see this too. Well Doctor Doom and Gamera are my top 2 requests

@talgazit2224

2 жыл бұрын

He takes over 40k and calls himself God Emperor Doom.

@l0sts0ul89

2 жыл бұрын

Doom knows no defeat.

@hattoripool1533

2 жыл бұрын

Could Dr doom use his siphon to steal the powers of the Chaos Gods in a similar way to what he did to Pre retcon Beyonder?

@talgazit2224

2 жыл бұрын

@@hattoripool1533 Almost certainly if it works on somebody who can one shot all of 40k it will definitely work

I don't even know much about warhammer but this is just really entertaining

DAMN YOU GAAAAAAMZA!

oh god that sounded evil and fun as heck,in a sadistic way

Someone please draw a scene of the Hive Tyrant getting parried constantly by the Guardsmen.

Actually, playing against your own army makes extremely visible every flaws in it

We had a 9th age tournament a while ago, where the custom rules said that you have to include a (Loose translation) "White albino monke" in your army list. That monke was a hero, that could not have been a spellcaster and you could not give it any special, nor even mundane equipment. And the monke had a points limit, so you could use only lesser characters as monke (Like elven Noble/Commander, instead of a Prince, or a Dwarven Thane/Engineer, instead of a King). It also had some special rules that gave the monke a lot of movement, ridiculous ward save against shooting, but also caused unit to take damage if the monke joined that unit. In the first game the monke had to escape. What counted as escaping was running through the entire fucking map diagonally. In the second game monke was supposed to return, but that required some bizzare conditions tat i honestly do not remember. And in the third game, the monke was supposed to perform a trick. You could decide, when the trick was to be performed. You then rolled the dice and: - You could get nothing. - The monke could get a machine gun. - The monke could teleport behind the enemy monke and aim a gun at her (forbids movements for both monkes). - The monke could explode and deal AoE damage. Was a fun tournament, not gonna lie.

This tournament sounds like a lot of fun :)

I forget some of the 4th ED rules. I think that was when a Chaplain could take a jump pack ,melta bombs and furious charge. That made him In6 St5 on the first turn on the charge.

Ah man, as a chaos player I would LOVE to face the space wolves with a horde of berzerkers. I want to get my nephew into 40k and print off an army for both of us Closest thing I had to that was my Slaaneshi army vs the tyranids in 4th ed and man, it was a slaughter! A bunch of my chosen had powerfists and doom sirens so they could easily wipe out small tyranids at range or large tyranids in melee. (back then doom sirens worked like a flamer but also ensured the model would always strike first in melee. At the time powerfists would normally hit last and carried no "-1 to hit" penalty) My obliterators got caught in melee with a horde of termagants but managed to hold them up until the end of the game. That's one of the only two games I remember my obliterators surviving

@jc7997aj

2 жыл бұрын

Yes yes print your army you must. To GW the middle finger you give.

Please keep sharing these stories, they are very amusing and nice to listen to while I paint

This actually sounds like one of the most fun things I've ever heard of

Love the channel dude. Haven't played a tournament since 'Ard Boyz 08 and this video has convinced me I've made the right decision.

Sounds like your tournament was organized by Snape.

I love these tournament stories. Please give us more.

I just listened to this again it was so damn funny "Now Suffer"

I'm new to Warhammer and finding your channel and this specific story gives me some ideas because I love this tournament of insanity honestly I wish my local game shop guy had this kind of thinking.

That reminds me of warmahordes game mode we played WMW. Basically you build an army without a warcaster, each round you rolled for a warcaster out of a pool no matter what faction. Really fun!

I'm surprised people agreed to switch sides. I bloody well wouldn't. I like MY army, I chose MY army, I planned MY army, I built MY army, I painted MY army, I know the unique rule for MY army. I want to play as MY army!

Space wolf player is an absolute legend. "These wolves are bred for war" is such an epic line.

So the Tournament Organizers turn out to be Tzeentch and he decided to fuck with everyone.

Just found your channel recently, enjoying your content. I was in a tournament around 5th or 6th edition I think. (about 10-12 years ago now) The organizer insisted that we all turn in a copy of our army lists so that he could check them for correctness. I was playing Khorne World eaters with some summoned bloodletters and a Blood thirster as well. The tournament organizer's teenaged son was in the tournament as well. Ended up in the final round against the organizer's son who was playing Nurgle daemons, who apparently had been tabling all his opponents. This was around the time the codex's had options for unique war gear, typically 1 per army items. As we began the first round the Organizer's son started using some staff or something that allowed him to do special attacks that did D6 wounds automatically, but he apparently had them on all his psykers (3 in total). One of my best friends at that time played nurgle often and we bounced lists off each other often. Additionally, I had copies of most of the codexes and had daemons due to my inclusion of bloodletters and BT. I knew that the item in question was a unique 1 per army item. So I called over the organizer and asked how this was possible in that list, primarily because the kid I was playing said his dad had helped him build the list. He tried to BS me and said it is allowed in the codex. I pulled out my daemon codex and said, "please show me where, as I did not see it" The organizer got a bit pissed at that and said I was not allowed to reference codexes of other armies. I replied it was necessary due to my inclusion of daemons in my army, he got a bit red in the face and was trying to squirm out of the corner he was in. It also showed he hadn't really checked lists carefully at all. My friends at the tournament were all behind him laughing as they knew I had him dead to rights. He finally relented and agreed that there could only be 1 per army. I said fine, which character has it, so that we can both be sure of where the item is since it was an illegal list. The kid pointed out a psyker and we moved on, I eliminated the character with the staff the next turn and proceeded to table him. Won the tournament, and the organizer told me afterwards that I was not welcome at further tournaments that he put together. My friends and I (about 5 of us) proceeded to put the word out that this guy tried to cheat on behalf of his kid and from that point forward no one showed at their tournaments. I think someone reported him to GW too as I did not see him at any other events I participated in after that.

honestly the switch army thing sounds like a nice amount of chaos and fun

This is a hilarious video ! Great content Gamza !

I remember this ruleset and those chaos units lol, talk about memories.

Squidward (with a blocked nose): now switch sides

The random stuff in the last match you fought in reminds me of the random stuff that happened to me the first time I played Battle Fleet Gothic.

That tournament organizer sounds like a failed serial killer.

That’s an awesome story that we can sympathize with. Thanks for sharing.

This TO sounds like he just wanted everyone to forfeit, tbh. Like he wanted everyone to give up and leave his store

I have a story. I was playing Eldar 2nd Edition. I used a set of 2 (3x2)scout jet bikes, Back in second edition wargear was not specific to races. So I equipped them with Power Fists. Reached my 2 limit of Power Fist for the game. So here is where the strategy got banned in the region US - Indianapolis, In. So scout had a special rule where you could deploy them any where as long as it was not in the enemies deployment area. This was back when the table only had one setup. Each corner of the table has a 12inch x 12 inch area that was not deployment zone. We setup terrain 1 piece at a time. Each player got to set 1 terrain. Scouts on Jet Bikes near the deployment zone could swipe the enemy an clear any vehicles.

Emrakul vs 15 1/1 green flying squirrells = hive tyrant against a fuckton of guardsmen

I remember this story!!!!! I was a lurker back when you first posted it!!!!!1

"Parry this you filthy Casual" - Abraham Lincoln or some shit like that

I'm liking these story videos. Keep up the great work.

Like you said at the end, I also have a problem with people touching my models (unless they're my friends) so I would've packed up when he said change places.

I LOVE THIS, do you have any other videos in this category? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

shift sides... Loved it! nice video :D

This sounds incredibly fun and hilarious; I bet the BMB's HATED it tho LOLOLOLOLOL. (By the way Camisole Gamora; you are a great narrator. Telling compelling tabletop stories is more difficult than people think it is especially without visual AIDS)

dude i have been watching on and off in bursts of videos the past few. i am loving the content lately. stick it to those nerds at GW. money grubs. i have a pla printer i havent done any gothic figurines yet but i have my plans good sir. really enjoying the storys too!!

Please more stories like this! Thanks for the entertainment!

Yeah that is a good point that nobody wants to touch other people's models, so the switching control of armies isnt really a good twist. If the touching wasnt an issue, I wonder if there ever could be mind control/brainwashing abilities where miniatures become under control of an opposing player? Maybe it would need to be Kill Team or another ruleset like One Page.

@pinoarias8601

2 жыл бұрын

I will never understand this mindset, as if touching a model would somehow irreparably ruin it.

My worst experience was when i played my Black Legion in a 3 round tournament 1st round i had a complete Whiner that just kept complaining about the rules, that i didn’t write after all. My army was OP and cheesy and all that… (it was a very balanced force actually) 2nd turn i had someone… well slow play doesn’t quite cut it. He was playing Orks, and he took a full hour for just his movement phase. And when i complained to a judge, they just shrugged 🤷‍♀️. I won that decisively because the game was over before he even reached my lines, and i won massively on Kill points. 3rd game took the cake however. I played a guard army with 3 huge rough rider cavalry squads. The whole army was unpainted, but most of the horses weren’t even properly assembled. He basically plaid with the bases and had plastic horses and riders lying as a pile on top somewhere… That was when i asked if he would get some kind of penalty for that. I knew that the tournament allowed unpainted armies, but that went a bit far. But the Organizer said it was okay. When we played, he constantly moved 1-2 inches too far. I called him out on it 3 separate times, nothing was done. Then he rolled an all important charge with one of his cavalry… heaps of models behind a building where i couldn’t see it. I think it was a single d6 charges back then, but cav got 2d6. He just said that it’s a 10, then picked up the dice before i even got to see it. When i protested that time, the TO told me that i had to pay better attention to my opponents dice. That’s when i told them to shove off and screw themselves. It was the final and i had a pretty safe 2nd place. I would even have won a prize, but i just packed my models and left. I said something along the lines of: You can shove your prize (a box of models) where the sun don’t shine, then give it to my honorable opponent, and that he should just play with the unopened box on the tabletop next time and make up rules for that. I learned shortly after that the Cavalry dude was the TO’s best pal or cousin or something…

Didn't know Severus Snape was organizing tournaments, but I love it 😂

oh...oh i gotta regale a story about daemon princes being T5... 6th edition, my tau vs a flying circus chaos daemons (lots of flying princes). As we know, tau suck balls at melee, however Commanders still had decent stats. I had a "buffmander" which is a commander kitted out with a bunch of relic stuff, since back then they could stack those things. Including the Onagar Gauntlet, or as i called it the Falcon Punch, since it was a 5pt upgrade anyway i usually had it for the lawls. Daemon price drops out of the sky and charges my buffmander, challenges him, and Smashes (3 attacks S10 Ap2, any single one of them would instaspork me). He whiffs 2 of them and i 4++ the 3rd. My turn. Falcon PUNCH!! One attack, hitting on 4s, wounding on 3s, S10 AP1. He failed his 5++. Buffmander 1shotted a daemon prince lol....in melee....

Could Riddick survive 40k?

@SoulGizmo

2 жыл бұрын

He can see in the dark so maybe

This was genuinely so funny

I dislike when others touch my models feels wierd to touch others models too, guess part of it is a fear of dropping or accidentally breaking them

Guardsman parrying sounds like I missed out on a great time.

awesome video and really funny stories also what game is playing in the background?

you want a one sided story? I have been playing against a world eaters player for the last few weeks. the First game that we played, I used Imperial Knights (I usually play them as Chaos Knights, but there is no iconography and I figured that his chaos marines could use the buff). Well anyway, I played a melee knight with the fights first WLT. He had 4 guns in his list. 1 gun on a demon prince, a plasma pistol on Kharn, and a combi bolter and a havoc launcher on a rhino. all he could do was charge units into my warlord. And. Each. Time. I got to fight first.

I love this tournament organizer hahaha

I love the concept for this tournament but I think a few rules could be changed lol 1st one too specific for grenades in close combat 2nd, parry is cool but I would put limits to it(can only parry attacks of up to str +1 or +2 maybe) 3rd is really cool but it's not great to have someone else control the models although you could just have your opponent tell you where to move

I smoked my first cigar while painting some Starship Troopers minis and now i feel dizzy and sick. Am i going to die?

@glitch200

2 жыл бұрын

Also every tournament i played in was terrible, nothing but netlists and no fun allowed.

@coldessa1210

2 жыл бұрын

You shouldn’t smoke at all as it very unhealthy for your body. Also if your feeling dizzy and sick you should get in bed and rest until you start feeling better. Finally Call a friend or family member to come help you in case your still feeling bad

@glitch200

2 жыл бұрын

@@coldessa1210 I only smoke maybe once every two weeks if even that. I just like the taste. Also feeling much better after drinking some water and eating something sweet. Thanks for trying to help though.

@coldessa1210

2 жыл бұрын

@@glitch200 Your welcome i was just worry when i saw your comment but i'm happy your doing well

Yea, I'd be like my opponent isn't touching my models.

Honestly the parrying thing is not terrible but it probably should’ve been a bonus of some sort instead of just flat nullification. Like it would have made sense if the gaurds attacks heavily reduced other guards, but against big things like hive tyrants its just like +1 to armor save.

My buddies Blood angels jump pack army and that sweeping attack would clean up my guard units every game

Commissar Gamza i had question what is edition of 40k u were playing based off the guys custom rules if u dont mind me asking i really enjoy the story

That organiser is a genius. Great idea

ah, another great video from Gamissar Comza

I haven't been into miniatures since the late 90's but I love content like this. Maybe I'll get into miniatures again if I get a 3d printer. I can't justify the expense with a family to care for.

Worst tournament I ever played in was my first and last. Conflict 2007, 4th Edition 40k, hosted by Games Workshop. My first and second opponents were kids who cheated non-stop. Even though I politely called them out and even showed them the rules in the rulebook, they still continued to cheat and even called in referees because I was "being a bad sport". Both referees told me "they're kids. Cut them some slack". My third opponent was teenager who brought in an illegal list and when I immediately called in a referee the dick said "Not my problem, deal with it. Don't bother the referees again or we'll kick you out" and walked off. I told my opponent that I was forfeiting the game and he immediately told me "C'mon man, it's my first tournament. Don't be a spoil sport." To add insult to injury, all three of not only used their dice but mine as well, intentionally ignoring my requests of "please use your own dice". By the end of the tournament, more than half my dice were missing. Haven't played in a tournament since.

I swear I've seen a post about someone that had to deal with that dumb parry rule somewhere. Could it have been from the same event????