Comment “1” below if ur an alpha. Comment “2” if ur a beta.

@nasansikid480

11 ай бұрын

1

@jbassgold

11 ай бұрын

1

@Nirbanox

11 ай бұрын

1

@tayo_95

11 ай бұрын

3 because I don't follow the standard path set ahead of me. Sigma Male.

@joserenedonado7897

11 ай бұрын

3?

“I wake up everyday” I felt that✊😔

@TheEncouragementKid

11 ай бұрын

I thought Joel never slept as a sigma grindset alpha delta female

@darkfun2481

11 ай бұрын

I almost felt that too since I wake up in the everyafternoon or everyevening

@jonathonalsop2120

11 ай бұрын

So far that's been my life too. But I feel like I haven't heard much about comas lately, maybe we're do for some break thru research. Could be some benefits to not waking up everyday, at least for a while.

@kindauncool

11 ай бұрын

i was legit gonna clip that

@vkjs2

11 ай бұрын

Can we get a Haverized Cherdleys episode pls. We need that shit.

That kidnapped girl story actually was word for word what a guy on a podcast said

@kilyos9212

11 ай бұрын

show me

@ackbarfan5556

11 ай бұрын

And I really wish someone on that podcast called him out on his bullshit... oh well, we'll do it now.

@solartea_

11 ай бұрын

yea i read that on twitter.. he was proud of it too

@Cherdleys

11 ай бұрын

I had to use it.

@andyyoung4476

11 ай бұрын

Could you post the link to the video?

and this guy is usually partnered up with a dude who cant stop laughing at everything he says or wholeheartedly agreeing

@Kushgroove234

11 ай бұрын

Every alpha needs their hype man

@Biface

11 ай бұрын

@@Kushgroove234 *ahem* yes man*

@mh2120

11 ай бұрын

Just someone to sit silently, nod, and chime in every ~10 minutes with a thoughtful gem like _"coconuts in Barbados"_

@epicfilms90

11 ай бұрын

Stavros

@rationalmaximiser2

11 ай бұрын

an an optional third guy to keep interjecting and dragging the topic back to a really obvious point.

Cherdleys is one of the motivational speakers in the world.

@Coyote_77

11 ай бұрын

indeed

@Foopy

11 ай бұрын

he is one of them

@siggeek503

11 ай бұрын

Second to Royce Dupont

@rakeloslyn2931

11 ай бұрын

He most certainly

I want a full 4 hours podcast with this.

@longsleevethong1457

11 ай бұрын

Do you even here yourself? Iol…you betas are flocking in the comments to play yourselves….clowns

@adamtschmidt4303

11 ай бұрын

Motivated!

@georgewarden9313

11 ай бұрын

You want full 4 hours of this? Go to the gym.

@Odinarcade00

11 ай бұрын

Listen to joe rogan and go to the gym

@diegohurtado4560

11 ай бұрын

there are probably thousands of hours of this content on KZread lolll

It's spot on. These types of motivational speakers aren't speaking to you, they're speaking to themselves.

Absolutely dead on. Unbearable arrogance

@mrosskne

11 ай бұрын

lol jealous

@roderickclerk5904

11 ай бұрын

@@mrosskne jealous of guys who have to make 300k/year before they could get laid and that’s if they didn’t have move to some 3rd world SE Asian country just to get laid. I’m a broke college student and still get more and with prettier girls. Sounds like BETABUXXING. Yes, we’re sooooo jealous😢

@pinio5132

11 ай бұрын

​@@mrosskneOf who?

@braydenferguison4584

11 ай бұрын

@@mrosskne dumbass 😂

@charlesselby3559

11 ай бұрын

@mrosskne if you say so my guy 😌

I would listen to an hour of this

@Cherdleys

11 ай бұрын

I watch ur vids for hours fellow alpha

@tylertrotter2141

11 ай бұрын

@@Cherdleysyour taste is based af

@longsleevethong1457

11 ай бұрын

Yeah cause you’re in your moms basement

@sporer_

11 ай бұрын

in fairness, there are thousands of hours of this stuff being said earnestly! Cherdleys absolutely nailed the vibe of those dildoes

@yanmagno3

11 ай бұрын

It’s called the Fresh & Fit podcast

Your ability to slip into completely different personas is really something to be admired.

@erikd131weaver7

11 ай бұрын

Gemini trait

@Cro1232cro

11 ай бұрын

you didnt see the practice and outtakes, just the finished product. use your brain

@taoteching9577

11 ай бұрын

@@Cro1232cro His comment doesnt imply in the slightest that he isnt aware of potential practice or outtakes - he could rightfully think its impressive regardless because not just any actor can do this with practice- and the quality of the video does not necessarily imply outtakes or practice. Some people are just that good. You have terrible reading comprehension and for your sake I hope you arent trying to become a lawyer because youd never be able to pass the reading section of the LSAT

@ataraxia7439

11 ай бұрын

@@Cro1232cro lmao I'm sure it wasn't done all in one take I'm just still impressed by the acting even if it was practiced

@chudzij

9 ай бұрын

wait until you find out about actors in movies

I love how these goofy manosphere podcasters always have the most smoothbrained “hosts” who never disagree or offer conflicting views on the HIGHLY POLARIZING statements being discussed

@dragonmartijn

11 ай бұрын

Because the guest is spitting the truth you can’t handle.

@Houlgravely

11 ай бұрын

They're only "highly polarizing" if you are some kind of loser who can't handle your life.

@chrish2112

11 ай бұрын

100 percent of people who use the term "smoothbrained" have an IQ under 90. Stop talking.

@showtime1235

11 ай бұрын

why would they they brought them on to say goofy things and go viral why stop them

@paralysekid

11 ай бұрын

That's literally every single podcast, though

wow... Im heading to the gym right now! Keep motivating men out there, we struggle.

@Cherdleys

11 ай бұрын

You got this!

As a 1 year old, I wish this guy was my father.

“I cold plunged this morning” 😂 So accurate

"I wake up everyday and make my dreams a reality, while you're still dreaming" That unironically goes hard.

@yungeyez8734

11 ай бұрын

I don't want a reality where I enter a store that's Romanian and suddenly exit in Hungary but for some reason I'm able to communicate in German. No I'm in no way connected to these countries.

"I wake up every day and make my dreams a reality, while you're still dreaming" that hit hard AF Cherd!!

Can’t believe the co-host didn’t even try and stop this man’s tirade, really they’re to blame for his unchecked arrogance

@albertbecerra

11 ай бұрын

No I they're the host, not the co host, and then these guys speaking are just the guests.

I love how the facial hair gives away exactly who hes talking about 😂

@ILikeTuwtles

11 ай бұрын

who is he talking about

@mr.grieves3787

11 ай бұрын

jwaller I'm guessing@@ILikeTuwtles

@Thomas_Dilley

11 ай бұрын

JWALLER

@user-mu5sl4vh7m

11 ай бұрын

lmaooo yes

@SouthJerseyBaitReviews

11 ай бұрын

either rollo or JWaller lmao @@ILikeTuwtles

The “Go the gym line” was actually accurate. Because you should never avoid the gym.

This parody couldn't have been more punctual and accurate.

@13essentials77

11 ай бұрын

fr

@ashchaya7676

11 ай бұрын

Punctual? Please elaborate. I would love to see what maniac this is based on 😂

@danbrown1344

11 ай бұрын

@@ashchaya7676 I think it's Justin Waller

@TheTrueVirus22

11 ай бұрын

@@ashchaya7676 It`s pretty much every other "alpha male" podcast.

@ashchaya7676

11 ай бұрын

@@danbrown1344 LOL I just looked him up and saw a video title with the format "This [professional] does [blah] and [relevant institution] hates him!" complete with arrow pointing at nothing in the thumbnail. Top stuff! 😂

I was not prepared for that adorably alarmed looking little powdered doughnut on the couch.

Get J Waller to see this 😂😂😂

the dramatic editing and everything, master piece.

This is so motivational thank you postal dude

"I did 15 million...for no reason" got me destroyed

This reminded me of some podcaster who insulted someone to get out of their mom's basement and do something with their life and here's the kicker that someone was none other than Stephen King

@yednekachewgeremew1886

11 ай бұрын

What,about Andrew tate😂😂😂

@jeangomez7733

11 ай бұрын

@@yednekachewgeremew1886 oh him as well but I kinda just erased him from my head

feels like im scrolling youtube shorts but its cherdleys. now people are adding the usual background music and make it seem like they are in a podcast lol this is the best satire

Excellent Justin Waller impression

This might be one of the best Cherdleys videos

I would watch the full podcast, this is so entertaining

That dog at the end !! LOL

Bro facts. Why are there so many people like this? Who is their audience?

@yednekachewgeremew1886

11 ай бұрын

Those chilling on basement 😂

@yednekachewgeremew1886

11 ай бұрын

Those who are protector and and masterbetors😂😂

@myronbourne6937

11 ай бұрын

Men who value masculinity and don't fall for the equality myth

@riversguy92

11 ай бұрын

@@myronbourne6937oh dear oh dear

@myronbourne6937

11 ай бұрын

@@riversguy92 problem?

As much of a character he’s playing, I still found the dialogue engaging. It’s so easy, just sound determined and strong and people will listen even without hearing you

We need part 2!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Please make more of these 😂

the classic paintbrush glued to bottom lip

Man, I wish Patrice O'Neal was around for this. He'd find a hilarious angle to rationalize all the arrogance.

This is MOTIVATIONAL AF! 🔥

Don’t stop cherdie!❤

He truly is one of the people that speaks!

He nailed the personality so well LOL

I'm crying even the subtle accent is perfectly on point of who he's parodying

The ad right before this video 😂😂😂 KZread’s AI can’t recognize satire

“Cause that’s healthy as hell” real. Bros out here scheming, conniving, planning for weeks just for 5 mins of sex. “How to waste ur life and go bald” 101

No advertisement for a Man Camp that lucky few get to go to. No "If you're 45, just give up it's too late". Guys need dads more than ever.

already a classiv cherdleys video and its been 5 minutes

The look of confusion on that poor dog. 🤣

He finally let his true chad self out

I am so motivated right now!

hahaha the little dog at the end

Bro this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I watch some manosphere stuff and this is so accurate. The constant talk about playing constant mind games with women to keep them interested, and how the gym solves all your problems, they say that stuff constantly. it’s so funny, because they might say something that would be valuable advice or genuinely insightful sometimes, then they follow it up with a constant stream of the most cartoonishly simplified and unhealthy ideas that you can’t take them seriously.

literally well done

This was one of the best 🤣🤣 literally all the shit in my IG feed that I can not unfollow fast enough 🤣🤣🤣

So inspiring

If both Tate bros & Justin Waller had a baby, this would be the result

@My_Youtube_Channel777

11 ай бұрын

Yeah exactly 😂 the cosplay looks like jwaller.

You nailed Cherdleys

I saw the partially buttoned shirt, the chain, the goatee..I knew EXACTLY who you were mimicking lmao

I'm 23, grinding Apex with a chubby belly. I didn't know I had just a year to get the six pack.

@PlayF0R3V3R

11 ай бұрын

the only problem is that you're playing apex

@dotanon

11 ай бұрын

REAL unsuccessful beta males play Dota 2.

@BlackestEyes709

11 ай бұрын

I'm 35, spend most of my time playing street fighter, watching movies, gf? Don't need one she'll only cut into my time and progress of getting GUD! Society? Don't need it! I'm the true alpha coz I go ainst social norms and don't need no validation from anyone! You call me a bum? OK with me who are you? I'm not your friend BUDDY!

This is amazing lol and that dog is soooo damn adorable

YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE OML this is so true though great vid

I love that the girl getting kidnapped part is something that was fr said in an actual, non joke podcast

I get the joke, but this would be the BEST guy to have on a podcast. And the dog has to be the pupcaster.

“your not cheating on your wife enough, go to the gym” 😂

Thank you, man!!!

This is the best KZread video of 2023 Congratulations Cherd !!!🔥🔥🔥

Thank you cherdleys

100% accurate. Brilliant.

Still missing the side kick and paid guests that agree with everything he says, but otherwise great episode!

The ending was the best part 😭

I shared this with a different title and now theres a Cherdleys Hustler University ™️

justin waller type beat

the best part is him using the mic wrong

"I Wake Up Everyday" could've been a fist bump itself 🤜🤛

i love that the first story literally needs ZERO changes to be just plunked into a satire video

Is this j Waller’s cousin?😂

Thank the lord you never became a Manosphere grifter because you would have easily convinced me to cheat on my wife, and have long drawn out conversations with my 1 year old.😌😌

I love this new character!

I saw a clip of Andrew Tate today where he said "The power of self delusion is that eventually people start to believe you"

"You're gay? Go yo the gym." This is actually good advice, considering the gym is a great place to meet gay dudes. This guy is such an ally!

Common JWaller W 💪🏽💯

This just kept getting funnier and funnier

Andrew Tate vibezzz🥰🥰🥰

This reminds me of fake podcast clips. Where a guy just films himself acting like he was a guest on a podcast, but he's just alone, talking to no one.

the dog go hard

When he said he wakes up everyday..thats the moment he was awake. Truly one the best human moments.

How insane red pillers and manosphere content creators are. (Some of them)

Crazy how these "worst type" guys still get women all while being identified as the worst type

@xXEGPXx

11 ай бұрын

Paying for prostitutes to hang around you does not mean you are good with women

That goatee is on point 🙌

I got an ad for chewing tobacco after this video. The algorithm doesn’t think this is satire

The extreme agony it takes to bear watching this makes me wonder how Andrew Tate was so popular for so damn long

@braydenferguison4584

11 ай бұрын

the sad thing is this isnt even technically a parody of Andrew, there is actually a dude who said he kicked a girl out of his car and she got kidnapped and that's why men are protectors lol its freak shit

@myronbourne6937

11 ай бұрын

He's still popular

@adrianc6534

11 ай бұрын

There will always be new 12 yr old virgins to buy into his bullshit

@longsleevethong1457

11 ай бұрын

I like him.

@longsleevethong1457

11 ай бұрын

@@braydenferguison4584was he wrong?? Iol….NO

Funny how Tate was obsessed about pushups and he ended up in a place created for doing them - prison. Lmaoooooooo

Great listen...gave me chills

Perfect impersonation of “JWaller”

I cold plunge this morning, had me dying

Yess, please make fun of these bald old guys w/ the buttons on the podcasts who's just confidently talking as if they're like alphas giving dating advice. This is a much needed parody. I mean we all know they don't get any without paying $ for it but it's just obvious and it's like why has no one parodied this yet.

This is awesome 😂

The inspirational music 😂

i loathe how accurate this was

The stellaris soundtrack