1 like and you'll become an alpha.... 1 comment and you'll become king...

@almosthelpless9374

10 ай бұрын

What's your body count?

@DagothUrAmaranth

10 ай бұрын

I'm a KING

@NeanderthalDogma

10 ай бұрын

Wow look all these beta males i got so much karama on reddit and reddit gold

@quincyreingoud4117

10 ай бұрын

Lets go

@boloreynoso3054

10 ай бұрын

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Alpha Nima has the perfect calm, collected, and condescending attitude. It's driving me insane

@m0ntypth0n

10 ай бұрын

The exaggerated swagger of an Alpha Male

@TJ-sq9xe

10 ай бұрын

The man is hilarious. Great actor

@ddvs3960

10 ай бұрын

That’s why he’s alpha

@AntiGravityC9

10 ай бұрын

he's like if Mark Strong just returned from a 5 year vacation in hawaii

@user-pn3im5sm7k

10 ай бұрын

if you actually watched Nima on valuetainment especially around Nick Fuentes he is unbearably childish 😂

Show this to a non cherdlys watcher. I'm sure atleast 50% would think this was real

@Michi880088

10 ай бұрын

Way more !

@Cherdleys

10 ай бұрын

👀

@DagothUrAmaranth

10 ай бұрын

@@Cherdleys I thought Alpha Nima was Andrew Tate in the thumbnail when I skipped past the video 20 minutes ago

@dejavu2030

10 ай бұрын

There's such a thing as "non cherdleys watchers"??

@Simon-ice

10 ай бұрын

Wait, this isn't real?

I’m glad those men were so respectful to this rude young women.

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

I mean, I know you're joking, but they treated them better than they deserved tbqh.

@ddvs3960

10 ай бұрын

They can’t handle redpill

@megavore97

10 ай бұрын

@@dogchaser520naaaaaah 💀

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

@@megavore97 Good point. A real alpha NEVER respects women. A real alpha is always too busy making money, lounging in effete casual wear and smoking cigars to respect anyone but other tight, muscled men.

@megavore97

10 ай бұрын

@@dogchaser520 the fact that some dudes actually think like this is pretty funny.

I'm convinced. I'm gonna join Alpha Nima's Multi-Level-Marketing-Scheme.

@mannnnuuu

10 ай бұрын

Let's escape matrix 😱

@thomashauer6804

10 ай бұрын

@@mannnnuuu no stay in your woke gaming Cloud and serf LA parties

@anynonymous1585

10 ай бұрын

@@thomashauer6804 shutup libtard 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸im alpha wolf im esdaping the matriz 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🇺🇸☺🔫🇺🇸🔫🗿🇺🇸🗿😭🇺🇸😭🗿🇺🇸🗿🇺🇸🌏🌏🌏🏟🏟🌏 For legal reasons this is a joke, i am mostly sane

@RR-et6zp

9 ай бұрын

women loko for security, men dont care about survival value traits

As an insecure isolated male, this podcast validates my feelings and is a safe space for my fellow Kings 👑

@Lalo-wv6mn

10 ай бұрын

We will all make it Kings 👑

@Supreme_Lobster

10 ай бұрын

Touch grass

@roderickclerk5904

10 ай бұрын

@@Supreme_Lobster it’s supposed to be ironic

@adamgreenhill110

10 ай бұрын

@@roderickclerk5904 He was just reminding us of Alpha King Rule number 45. Touch grass, connect with nature, connect with your inner alpha

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

ALPHAAAAAA SAAAAFE SPAAAAAAAACE

"I don't want to invalidate you, but you're wrong and you have no valid points." Classic.

@nice3333333333

10 ай бұрын

“Valu…-id points” true king saved it

@FightingDrag

9 ай бұрын

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

@MeldrickCz

3 ай бұрын

I mean there are two women he speaks to. The writing was on the wall from the start. One women could have point if properly lead into it but two? They just support each other in their nonsense thoughts if we can even call hormonal emotional outburst as thougt. But still respectfuly translated correction because the way you put it mirrors back at you as well. So respect for him because it is all about respect to everybody be it either Cherdley or Alpha Nima or any other kings.

“A stinky fart is a precursor to a stinky shit” Chad looking at the ground trying not to laugh 😂

i think you guys should make this a fake podcast and try to get one of the redpill guys on it as a prank, then just as it goes on say more and more ridiculous shit until they realize its satire

@Digital__rb

10 ай бұрын

That would be legendary

@michaelfjmusic

10 ай бұрын

Yes!

@thomashauer6804

10 ай бұрын

Great idea. But woke girls too. Just to balance the stupidity in Equilibrium.

@nice3333333333

10 ай бұрын

They would never realize

@carsonhunt4642

10 ай бұрын

@@nice3333333333that’s because sarcasm is half based in truth, generally an exaggeration, but based on truth. So yes may be hard to tell when someone is joking. There’s also being factually right but morally wrong which means in modern times whoever hears it decides if it’s true I guess

"it's interesting" "NO it's Smart." Got me rolling 😭😭😭

@akj3344

10 ай бұрын

If results are 53% better, it really is smart.

@mrusi29

10 ай бұрын

Same dude 😂

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

y u cryin then.not alpha....................

as an alpha male my favorite part was when the girl has a response and the video cuts to the next subject.

@GaganSingh-nx2yv

10 ай бұрын

Ikr. 😂

@anywhereroam9698

9 ай бұрын

Or when he asks what they do for money and then as soon as she starts to answer cuts her off to have Alpha King Nema tell them instead.

Can we get a bloopers video, I refuse to believe anyone can do this without laughing 🤣

@Philipppppppppppppp

3 ай бұрын

have you tried watching the video until the end?

Men talked, and women listened. Men taught, and women learned 💯🔥

Im so glad this is the direction this channel has taken. We men need some ALPHA guidence to be less soy. 😎

@joshie9120

10 ай бұрын

To be less I am?

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

@@joshie9120 "soy milk" is just milk introducing itself in Spanish

@jonathanking4895

10 ай бұрын

@@dogchaser520lmfao

This changed my tiny female brain, on a fundamental level. Tomorrow I will be quitting my well paying executive job and cancelling my treacherous, thot gym membership, to take my lowly place in the home as a subservient maid to my king husband.... I'm sure he'll be thrilled! The mop of destiny is calling to me.... You are truly the kings of all things Alpha, Cherdleys. /s

@Lilkidlover69

10 ай бұрын

Make me sammich

@meimou1754

10 ай бұрын

At least you'll be useful now.

@cinders2894

10 ай бұрын

@@meimou1754 identifying a virgin has never been easier.

@4d3c2b1a

10 ай бұрын

Is it you?

@jschmid26

10 ай бұрын

Yea sure, cutie, females in a "well paying executive job"... being (O)bviously exploiting poor, lonely men and (F)ucking around... I call that OF (=same as in Onlyfans) 😂😂🤣🤣 owwwned!!! Don't let those thots fool you guys! At least you found the right way, may god forgive you your sins

Gaslighting about who invented the word “gaslighting” is genius. 😂

@veg4life.

10 ай бұрын

Said first in 1980 by the people of Bangladesh

“Being gay is contagious” George Washington, Mount Vernon, Virginia, Civil War

Alpha Nima is a comedy genius and the two of you together are gonna trick a lot of people into getting mad

if people can't see two dudes making absolute asses of themselves referring to women IN FRONT of two women and not see it as ironic sarcasm, we don't stand a chance as a species. also love chad's character transformation, absolutely legendary.

@thomashauer6804

10 ай бұрын

Yes but both sides are dumb.. Idiocracy should have made it more clear. The woke side is clearly as low IQ as the redneck frat boy side. Perfectly balanced and divided

@markfarrow746

10 ай бұрын

It’s even more ironic that they don’t realize they are feeding into the problems because small weewee alphas think they aren’t like this

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

bro u maybe c jokes I see enlitenmant

@zombieluka

10 ай бұрын

Maybe I'm just hypothesizing, but it seems like Chad has been doing well and I hope that's true. :)

@den0saur

10 ай бұрын

​@@dogchaser520it literally added the "translate to English" button on your comment

If this doesn't blow up I don't know what will. Cherdley you are amazing!

"bitch do it yourself" 😂had me rolling

The reason why men are more successful is because they pick higher paying jobs like lawyer, accountant, surgeon whereas women on average pick lower paying jobs, like female lawyer, female accountant and female surgeon

@JohnDoeYouAre

10 ай бұрын

Okay

@vizisolutions

10 ай бұрын

This video is satire you goof lmao

@MightBeBray

10 ай бұрын

@@vizisolutions have you not read my comment mate

@matlohn9381

10 ай бұрын

That was a good one lmao

@ganjjabarsmedium2347

10 ай бұрын

@@vizisolutionsthis comment is satire you goof

That was so painful to watch. I enjoyed every minute of it.

@RR-et6zp

9 ай бұрын

women loko for security, men dont care about survival value traits

4:00 Subtle asf detail; when the 'alpha' men were talking, the music is proper harmonious and angelic despite waffling over nothing. But when they are given a genius smart response, the ladies get a childish, and almost cartoonlike track to downplay their struggles. Subtle editing, I love it

@johne2404

10 ай бұрын

I also loved that detail, but I really don't think it was subtle. Lol

@imbaby5499

10 ай бұрын

That's the alpha rule 617

@Windaros

10 ай бұрын

It's not subtle at all

@JazzyFunkaHolic

10 ай бұрын

Thats not subtle, also not subtle af. But yes

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

I like how they just cut away to a title card rather than let the women finish their answers. If only you could do this IRL AM I RIGHT $$$$$$$$$ LOOOOOOOOOL

"Gaslight, you guys made that word up." That got me 🤣

@Ukraineaissance2014

10 ай бұрын

Im so fed up of that word

"Have you seen the movie Harry Potter?...Well there's this scene in the movie where Harry picks up his wand for the first time and he can feel the power coursing through his veins...through his wizard blood...... Well, that's how women feel the first time they pick up a broom."

The cutting to the next scene as soon as the girl talks is a riot 😂

I need a compilation of all the bloopers from this skit lol I NEDD IT

I learned about a year ago in order to be an “alpha-male” all I have to do is blame everyone for my problems, bitch a lot about stuff that doesn’t affect my life and end every sentence with a contradicting punchline.

@4d3c2b1a

10 ай бұрын

Keep it up twerp

As a representative of the self improvement community, Id like to say that not all of us are like this. Some of us own a black couch and wear jeans.

@RougeSanta

10 ай бұрын

Respect 🙏 💯

YAY! My favorite podcast just uploaded! Such great men who give such great advice! 😩🙏

I really enjoy what you said about women using the cleaning products in their bathroom to help with cleaning. Such a great point.

Satire is hard nowadays, its too close to reality

“Gaslit, you guys invented that word” 💀

I feel like this skit went on too long but every segment has a line that keeps me going

this was inspirational and thought provoking. This seems like the cutting edge of logic and kingly progress for a better future.

Appreciating Cherdelys building up to the making of this video, cuz y'all people might be taking it too serious if he didn't

@dogchaser520

10 ай бұрын

Lot of this crew have been doing similar things. Cer Spence has a lot of this style, for instance. There are some very stupid people in the world (for instance, literal children and figurative children who idolize Anbro Tate) but I think most people here know this is a comedically chanel #5

Fake alphas... they didn't ask the girls what their body counts are 😂

@lylemcdermott2566

10 ай бұрын

Where do they find these girls though ? Cherdley, I meant, they are hoes from the streets right?

@MackenzieNerdyEMT

10 ай бұрын

Oh yeah! That's the first question that's supposed to be asked so you can know if the woman has any value left!

@GaganSingh-nx2yv

10 ай бұрын

They don't want you know that. The jews at it again. 😂

Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.

@allanmartinez7535

10 ай бұрын

Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counsellor, and how do i reach her?

@allanmartinez7535

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive.

@lollard68

10 ай бұрын

Jesus christ

@nice3333333333

10 ай бұрын

Fake ass AI generated ad…

@jamesp1389

10 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA THESE BOTS ARE BACK

thx for the timestamps, very informative

How can this ladies can be so calm? 😂😂😂

I really like how this video is timestamped. They truly went all in on this bit

alpha nima acted soooo good. Like his cadence and everything was so spot on.

Putting two women on a stupidly tiny couch is a nice touch 🤣

@seanmce8132

10 ай бұрын

The elephant walk type music that plays almost every time they speak is the cherry on top.

i would love to see the bloopers for this

Too spot on onnn. Loooolll Love it Cherd

you NEED to keep thse videos coming

i love how they keep holding their laughter at some point🤣🥴🤣

The music CHANGES ARE GOLDEN. BRAVO TO THE EDITOR🎉😂😂😂😂

love this so much

love these sm

you could tell me this is a real podcast and i would totally believe it

14 MINUTES!?!?!! Thank you papa Cherds 🥰

CHERDS WITH A DOUBLE UPLOAD THIS WEEK? Yeaaaa baby

@Cherdleys

10 ай бұрын

UR WELCUM

@matt_rector_media

10 ай бұрын

@@Cherdleys aaaaaand now I’m all sticky. Thank you.

Loved to see the bloopers

As an alpha king high value man I support this satire. 👑

@ShitFuckPiss

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like you bring a lot to the table👑

@user-pl5bd1jw1y

10 ай бұрын

You're my dick not alpha king...

I can already tell this is going to go great one day

Cherdley should turn this into an actual podcast 😂

5:45 best part, even she couldn’t hold in her laughter eeeee😂

need a whole series of these💀

That Alpha dude is hilarious get him in more skits

I always prefer episodes like this, where you guys don't need to break character because it's so authentic.

The "biologically ...." Arguments were on point lmao

The music when the women started talking KILLED ME 😭😂😂😂

@stevecooper7883

10 ай бұрын

TLC music 🎶 😅

This is amazing

The transition music is equally as perfect 🤣😂🤣

I love the wise nod in agreement at 0:38

I just can't. As a woman who's dated self proclaimed alphas, this is too accurate. I need to send this to my ex 😂😂

@kadegetslaid634

10 ай бұрын

DO IT

@sadhu7191

10 ай бұрын

My cellphone vibrates. Nervous breathing

@joonkt90

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, but they will probably think its real hahahaha

@whoareyou6854

6 ай бұрын

You did date them just saying

@cardelljoseph8125

6 ай бұрын

@@whoareyou6854 Yes, it's called learning from your mistakes. Adults know this

Taking notes appreciate you brothas 📝💯

Imagine getting here by content suggestion or typing something similar in the search bar and not by already being subscribed to Cherdleys hahaha eek

very insightful

I really enjoyed this video, and that’s actually Alpha Rule #478 “Always like videos made by Cherdleys”

I want to see all the outtakes haha

You guys are brilliant 😂

I wanted it to end after each segment but it just kept me going

thank you for this, you're a good man

The Harry Potter broom part was perfect!

the funny music starting at 4:00 lol

5:30 "That's interesting." "No that's SMART." felt so real. Like that's what theses guys do. Like I can't explain it.

The music changes hahaha

This was way too spot on. I have to remind myself that these are jokes lol

the quick cuts 😂

4:01 the background music change was too good 💀

This a banger.

The cut music cracked me up 😂

More of these please

Classic Nima W 🔥💯

this is really good, this could be a series if think creativilyy in terms of characters and everything!

best performance to the ladies for not cracking up laughing 😅👏

My life changed forever after Alpha Nima's 9 step program.

Whoa, so insightful. 😮

I was dying of laughter , thanks))

Cheesus, when I thought you guys couldn't go even beyonder. This is diamond gold tier knowledge!!!!!

"...gaslighting; you guys made that word up " 😂

This isn't even that far off the podcasts it's parodying, brilliant

this one was good

I proposed an all men safe space at work, fingers crossed, they scheduled a meeting with HR later this afternoon, probably to discuss more details about it….

I hope the "HOWEVER" transition is a pun to whatever podcast, considering the content of this skit 😂

The fact you kept the takes of the women absolutely nearly losing it sends me. 😆

This… just.. fuck.. no words for the sheer joy 😢😅 Ty guys keep it up!