"Diarrhea if you declared indipendence" is a hilarious sentence I never thought I'd see ever

@endcorruption993

Жыл бұрын

8:09 I hate it when people don't leave a timestamp.

@midgard9057

Жыл бұрын

Independence.* lol

@antoinette5675

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Drabubu

Жыл бұрын

Freedom poo!

Just waiting for Ellis to call everyone donkeys

@sadlilbean602

Жыл бұрын

Or an idiot sandwich 😂

@theghettohuitzilopochtli0707

Жыл бұрын

Or also a donut.

@pjemonto4219

Жыл бұрын

Is he related to Gordon Ramsey?

@bluefire366

Жыл бұрын

Why going on a rage of having to deal with them😁

@Timmrulez

Жыл бұрын

Ellis reading the reply’s: WELLLLLL there not wrong but I’m still quite offended. Me: lol

Also the thimble thing is evil. Because once you realize you've been played you'll have so many thimbles that if you try yo argue you don't collect them, not only will others doubt you, you'll even doubt yourself

@WolfyFancyLads

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but then she can still get rid of them. She'd find out how many thimbles her brother's arse could hold. XD

@Carnax6969

Жыл бұрын

When you start doubting yourself, then the gas has been lit.

@MayLina

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile i do actually sew and don’t have a single thimble, although it would be very useful , but i am too forgetful to buy one😂 But if people starting gifting them to me i would go insane on a third one already lol

@StealthTheFoxz

9 ай бұрын

@@MayLina Lo, the Queen of Thimbles beckons! Resupply!

@corporatecapitalism

6 ай бұрын

I THOUGHT THEY MEANT THE PRICKLY FOREST THINGS

Ellis: what are you!? Jonk: an idiot sandwich. Ellis: idiot sandwich what!? Jonk: an idiot sandwich Chef Ellis!

If you told me a restaurant owned by WPE closed down due to poor service I’d be genuinely surprised Not because it closed down, but because it wasn’t due to anything else

@evil4lexander710

Жыл бұрын

Closed due to suspicious mayonnaise from Alex

@traceyjacobsen8544

Жыл бұрын

​@@evil4lexander710 and lots of severed arms and legs in the basement of the restaurant

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

Closed down after the health inspector discovered where the meat comes from, i.e. Alex's basement

@azuredragonofnether5433

Жыл бұрын

Closed due to suspicious BBQ sauce from Alex.

Ellis barging out from the kitchen to deal with Alex's shit table placement with his mustache and glasses is a perfect image of the manager about to go into town into one of their employees

I just want to say, whoever does the text tracking deserves a medal

@sopcannon

11 ай бұрын

and it started with sovietwomble

these five might actually make like the best Kitchen Nightmares episode ever.

@Bootysmoothie

8 күн бұрын

The salmon is overcooked ¡¡SMASH!!

A Restaurant run by the WPE crew would both be an absolute nightmare and comedic event closest thing tk hearing Gordon Ramsay screaming when Ellis has had enough of the chaos

Ok, I've completely lost it at "PRECIOUS FLOWER" and how spot-on that was. Sorry Ellis, but you're such a daffodil sometimes.

5:10 Jonk's song was hilariously perfect

@azuredragonofnether5433

Жыл бұрын

The 'it tastes like sm*gm*' sealed the deal. XD

Man don’t you just hate that, your making dumplings and accidentally make a pie, happens to me all the time

@Kenionatus

Жыл бұрын

I usually just make tomato sauce when I'm trying to make a salad.

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

A pie is just a large dumpling. Dumplings are just small pies

@zockingtroller7788

Жыл бұрын

​@@dr.bright6272I think you just enraged the entire culinary scene

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

@@zockingtroller7788 excellent

@SuperSpiderk

9 ай бұрын

@@dr.bright6272 I thought you were banned from youtube? Who let Dr. Bright on again?

Bring back Ellis as a Racoon Chef with PTSD!

8:12 “Diarrhoea.” “Diarrhea if you declared independence.” Fucking Gold XD

I always thought Alex would be better at a different type of cooking

@WelshGiraffa

Жыл бұрын

Math? Cooking a bit of math?

@catbatrat1760

Жыл бұрын

Do I want to know what this means?

@srennelamirez643

Жыл бұрын

Are you talking about burning

@azuredragonofnether5433

Жыл бұрын

He's talking about making man-mayo.

@Erkle64

Жыл бұрын

The books?

Did you miss the Plate Up streams? FEAR NOT! We've got you covered! Just head over to the WPE Livestream Archive where you can catch up at any time! kzread.info

@Erkle64

Жыл бұрын

And if anybody is curious, this isn't like a trailer where they shown us all of the good bits and the rest is filler. The Plate Up streams are somehow even more packed with insanity than usual.

5:11 ah yes the perfect pizza song and sauce “loads shotgun with attempt to get mental image out of head”

My grandpa bought himself a gnome statue once, so my grandmother told everyone he loved gnomes. He thought getting one from everyone for years was funny but he finally demanded no more gnomes. Now it's plain colored t shirts.

@dr.bright6272

7 ай бұрын

Grandpa's Gnome Army

@deffdefying4803

3 ай бұрын

"gnome-or gnomes"

Doing this with Jake and Alex? I can tell this was a new hell

4:26 ellis sounds like the fallout4 eating sound affect lol

8:09 the entire video my brain was looking at the word diarrhea and thinking it was wrong, concluding that it must be a language difference. Then I saw the note in the lower left, well-played friends lol.

To this day, the "Nobcheesia that tastes like smegma" is still one of the best worst thing that I've EVER heard in a WPE video 😂😂 They always manage to find new unexpected shit to say, but I've never been caught THAT off guard again 🤣

I cant wait for the episode that includes the Ellis doing laundry in the shower story and gabby wheezing

I don't know why but the way that the letters of *crisp ASMR* moved was really satisfying.

"pizza nobcheesia, *insert jonk opera here*, pizza nobcheesia. It taste like smegma" lol

“Diarrhea if you declared independence” got me

I love that "Diarrhea if you declared independence"

@phasianninja1388

Жыл бұрын

I never knew that was one of the words spelled differently in the UK vs the US. For no apparent reason, that seems really random.

@theInsaneRodent

Жыл бұрын

​@@phasianninja1388 there are actually a surprising number of differences in spelling between the British and the US. Apparently spelling wasn't standardized by the time the American colonies declared independence. If you look at images of original texts from the time period you find all sorts of weird things, like the "long s" that got used for words starting with 's' but looked more like an 'f'.

I love jakes take on Oprah songs

@damonsnow11

Жыл бұрын

Oprah? Looks like how Jake would spell opera.

@Erkle64

Жыл бұрын

You get a smegma! And you get a smegma! Everybody gets a smegma!

Jake's singing was sooooo good

"The salad's hot and the soup's cold!" Dr.Eggman, Sonic Boom

8:09 "It's diarrhoea. Diarrhea if you declared independence." 🤣

If You Declared Independence is now my favorite line for exemptions lol

Got back from work (at McDonald's.) Time for the laughter!

...I was eating a calzone during the Jonk opera.... thanks, you absolute bellend. 💙

Jake's fake-ass Italian singing at 5:10 killed me XD

@kyleaubreydelmundo7021

Жыл бұрын

Best part of the video. 🤣

Alex and crisps: fallout style crunching intensifies

Wow, this video was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing while watching it. Your commentary and gameplay on Plate UP were spot on, and it was great to see you having so much fun. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to see more of your content in the future !

I'm fairly sure at the end Ellis wishes his character could grab a kitchen knife and put Alex's character on the menu.

Thank you guys! I'm going through the lowest point in my life and your videos cheer me up no end. Here's to the future! 🙂

@liberty.b.r

Жыл бұрын

I hope it gets better, and God bless everyone! :)

The editing in this video is amazing! Good job for the editors on this video!

I was having a shit day and this video has right cheered me up. Keep it up

@5:33 Oh god now I'm thinking of Jojo's: It's me Diorhea!

Probably the one video I haven't heard Jake mess up at least 2 stream donations

This one craked me up so much. Keep up the great content.

similarly to the thimble thing, everyone collects poop emojis for me. I have a giant poop that I got from my cousin for Christmas, sitting in my bedroom next to my bed, and he has about a dozen little poop minions all around him

@spk1121

Жыл бұрын

Lucky you 💩👍

I don’t have headphones at the moment so I’m currently listening to this with no sound. Still the funniest in the world.

I was long awaiting this video XD

Perfect laugh everytime🤣🤣🤣

The Alex alarm clock, if you wake up too late you wake up in his basement

i got excited when i heard my bit about Alex making the chef's special sauce but then gutted at seeing it spelt 'crispyyancy' 😱 wtf is one of those haha!!

I love how WPE is just turning into funny moments. 10/10.

This is awesome as usual

hey great video like always love you all

this might been your best episode ever

Got here in 4 minutes. Nice video, very funny!

2:00 eyo whoever that made this edit, that was clean af.

Getting home from work and seeing this fucking channel has uploaded another insane garbage fire to the Internet... absolutely makes my day. Love you guys.

You would expect WPE to have sh** all over the place in a game where you have to run a restaurant, but I counted an impressive two whole times where that actually happened. And the rest of the times were just them trying to spell diarrhea. 😂

Diarrhoea - Dining in a rough restaurant, hurry or expect accidents! A little phrase I was taught in high school 😂

4:55 new kink unlocked 4:55

"You thought it was a stomach ache. But it was me! Dio!" *Shoves head out asscrack*

@alansmithee419

Жыл бұрын

"How did you get in there without anyone noticing?" "It was simple! ZA WARUDO!"

Everyone start buying and sending Cath thimbles!

I love this channel

For some reasons Gabby's "THIMBALS BAAAAAT" breaks me

“Diarrhea if you declared independence” Hell yeah borther I sure do love me that there daiorhayea

3:22 Who write "Sperm on boobs" in the sign 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this video :)

fk yeah. another upload. finally!! ive waited for so long.... in desperate need of...... FUN

3:59 yummy raw carrots, my favorite 5 star dish. Dont forget to not wash them and leave the dirt on that is quality

It's a good thing you guys are streamers, because it's apparent that even the most basic entry level job is beyond you. 🤪

Oooh, WPE playing one of my favorite games.

Diarrhea if u declared independence.... damnit u got me

Count Nobula 🤣🤣🤣

"Sperma sulle tette" is just a perfect name for an Italian inspired restaurant in a country where people do not speak Italian

Don't let them bully you Cath! I crochet too

"Count Nobula"

the scary alarm kinda triggered me lol. i used to have an alarm back in the day to wake up for school,and it would play this like....scary horror film music that sounded like its from some kinda like dark circus music. sometimes id get so scared id skip the first 10 minutes of class just to kinda be able to process wtf was going on XD

Payday 2 crew be grinding😂

It made me laugh so hard hearing ya'll trying to spell diarrhea. Ironically.... Diarrhea is my favorite UTSU-P album.... lol

0:56 nice to meet you Jonk😏

I never realized there were different spellings of diarrhea! 😂 Hearing you all spell it out, then having the comment of "if you declared independence" got me good. Love y'all!!

I hope we get more of this content

Finally I can turn my brain off and laugh 😂

I can also well imagine that some waiters don't carry the pizza in their palms but hold the pizza by the pizza edge with the pizza tip pointing downwards 🤣😂🤪

Thimbles BAAAAAAAAATT LOL

Okay, these guys are following the cookbook 'Recipe Of Disaster.'

TIL that the Commonwealth countries spell diarrhea with an "o" (for some insane reason). I also learned that the Commonwealth countries are starkers🤣

😂😂😂😂 count nobula 😂😂😂😂

8:38 Best 100 bits I ever spent

Ah so this is what an entire restaurant run by Tyler Durden’s is like

i love plateup

Jonk: “Who does sewing these days?” Me, majoring in Technical Pattern Design: You joke, but you’d *ACTUALLY* be surprised.

9:30 I think this is the only game where you can have your customers seated on the street. I'm sure that won't cause any issues at all, I mean, as long as the restaurant is open, at least there won't be any problems with recklessly driving movers or anything, no, not at all!

5:33 It's not delivery, it's di'orrhea

You can't escape the crisp.

count knobula, lol

0:14 no Alex that’s after you get home from work 😏

5:08 might be the moment where Jake and Alex were closest

Damn cant wait to get diarrhea watching them giving us all cooking lessons

Love the little note at the bottom about the spelling of diarrhea and diarrhoea (my iPhone autocorrected that to “Freedom version”).

@alansmithee419

Жыл бұрын

Free from extraneous vowels. Or in this case extraneous bowels.

@Erkle64

Жыл бұрын

It's funny to me. In New Zealand we often use American words, like pants meaning trousers not underwear, but we always use the british english spelling like colour etc. But on this one word I've never once seen it with a silent O.

@Erkle64

Жыл бұрын

Although, apparently even 80% of British people spell it without the O.